Invader ZIM 2x3

Directed by Steve Ressel

Dib summons Mortos der Soulstealer, a mystical being who emerges once every thousand years, in order to wish for him to steal ZIM’s soul. However, when it turns out that Mortos needs to recharge his power before he can complete the task that Dib requested, Dib must help him do many absurd things in hopes of putting an end to ZIM once and for all. Meanwhile, ZIM heads around town undergoing his latest evil scheme, which is the reason Dib was so eager to enlist Mortos’ help in the first place.

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5. AAH!

7. I, UM—

8. INTRUDER.

10.

11. HEY, WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING THIS SPY CAMERA INSIDE ZIM'S HOUSE

12. SO I CAN SPY ON HIS EVIL AND STUFF?

13. OKEY-DOKEY.

14. I SHOULD HAVE TRIED THIS A LONG TIME AGO.

15. AH!

16. AH!

17. AAH!

18. AT LAST, I'VE GOT A REAL VIDEO CAMERA

19. INSIDE ZIM'S HOUSE.

20. THIS TIME I'M PREPARED.

21. CHECK.

22. RECORD DRIVES ALPHA, BETA, GAMMA, STEVIE:

23. CHECK.

24.

25. WHAT?

26. I CAN'T RECORD ANY OF THIS

27. WITH THE DRIVES BROKEN.

28. COMPUTER, RUN THE DISK REPAIR.

29. TELL ME AS SOON AS THE DRIVES ARE FUNCTIONAL AGAIN.

30.

31. AND NOW, ZIM,

32. TO DISCOVER YOUR NEXT EVIL PLAN.

33.

34.

35.

36. HEY, LOOK, THEY'RE GONNA START MAKING

37. ARTIFICIAL BEAVERS.

38.

39. HE'S AFTER OUR BEAVER TECHNOLOGY.

40. IS THIS HIS NEXT EVIL PLAN?

41. WELL...

42. TIME TO WORK ON MY NEXT EVIL PLAN.

43. TALK ABOUT PERFECT TIMING.

44.

45. BUT NO DRIVES YET.

46. THE SWOLLEN EYEBALLS GOT TO SEE THIS.

47. AGENT DARKBOOTIE HERE.

48. I HAVE A VIDEO FEED FROM THE ALIEN'S HOUSE.

49.

50.

51. HMM, AGENT MOTHMAN,

52. ONCE I TIED BIGFOOT'S TOE HAIRS TOGETHER.

53. IT WAS VERY FUNNY UNTIL HIS INSANE FIT OF HOWLING RAGE

54. ENDED IN TRAGEDY FOR A FAMILY OF CAMPERS.

55. MY POINT IS, JOKES DO NOT HAVE A PLACE

56. IN THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL NETWORK.

57. CALL BACK WHEN YOU'RE SERIOUS.

58. BUT—

59.

60. YES, TIME TO WORK ON MY EVIL PLAN...

61. OOH.

62. TO CRIPPLE THE HUMANS BY DESTROYING—

63. GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES?

64. I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THAT.

65. AAH! AAH! AAH!

66. A-A-AAH!

67. ENOUGH!

68. I WILL TRY SOME, ALREADY.

69. WELL, THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE MAKING ME SICK.

70. YOU KNOW, THIS ACTUALLY MIGHT BE A GOOD WAY

71. TO BUILD A TOLERANCE TO THE HUMAN'S FILTHY FOOD.

72. OK, GIR, I WILL TRY—

73. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

74. AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE WITH THESE WAFFLES,

75. I WILL DISCUSS MY EVIL PLAN.

76. YES!

77. THIS IS IT.

78. FOR THIS PLAN I WILL CREATE A—

79. HEY, THESE AREN'T BAD.

80. WHAT'S IN 'EM?

81. THERE'S WAFFLE IN 'EM.

82. YOU'RE LYING!

83. ANYHOW, GIR, I NEED A BREAK

84. FROM THE TALKING OF MY NEW PLAN.

85. LET'S HAVE SOME SILENCE FOR A BIT, HUH?

86.

87. I LIKE TO MAKE WAFFLES.

88.

89.

90.

91. COME ON!

92. THE PLAN, ALREADY!

93. HEY, YOU KNOW WHO CAME BY TODAY?

94. WHO?

95. THAT UGLY NEIGHBOR LADY.

96. SHE WAS WEARING THIS HORRIBLE—HUH?

97.

98. OH, MIGHTY DOG!

99. THE GIANT FLESH-EATING DEMON SQUID HAS ESCAPED!

100.

101. AAH!

102. UHH! UHH! UHH!

103. UHH! UHH! UHH!

104. OH, MAN!

105. SECURITY, PROTECT YOUR MASTER!

106. AAH!

107. GIR, DEFENSIVE MODE.

108. WHEE!

109. HA HA HA HEE!

110. MMM!

111. EEE! OOH!

112. AAH!

113. UNH!

114. OOH!

115. THE EYEBALLS GOTTA SEE THIS!

116. AGENT NESSIE, HERE.

117. CHECK THIS OUT.

118. IT'S AMAZING.

119. A DOG EATING WAFFLES.

120. HA, STINKING HA!

121. DARKBOOTIE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU, MOTHMAN.

122. WHAT HAPPENED?

123. WHAT HAPPENED?

124. AH, HE ESCAPED.

125. OH, WELL.

126. HE WASN'T PART OF MY NEW PLAN, ANYHOW.

127. I'LL NEED A TEST SUBJECT.

128. BRING ME NICK!

129. THESE GOT PEANUTS AND SOAP IN 'EM.

130. HE'S GOT A HUMAN TEST SUBJECT.

131. [BRAIN PROBE SIZZLES]

132. AH, YES, UM... NICK,

133. NEURAL EXPERIMENT NUMBER 231.

134. AND HOW IS THE HAPPINESS PROBE

135. IN YOUR BRAIN DOING TODAY,

136. FILTHY HUMAN?

137. IT'S GREAT!

138. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS MAGICAL PLACE.

139. I'M SO HAPPY.

140. YAH-HA!

141. [BRAIN PROBE SIZZLES]

142. EXCELLENT.

143. WANT SOME WAFFLES?

144. ZIM'S MAKING HIM EAT WAFFLES!

145. THAT POOR KID.

146. I GOTTA HELP.

147. PLEASE, I NEED SOMEBODY

148. FROM THE EYEBALL NET TO BELIEVE ME.

149. AGENT DISEMBODIED HEAD.

150. A NEED A MOBILE EYEBALL UNIT TO—

151. AGENT MOTHMAN, STOP CALLING US!

152. THEN I'LL TRY THE F.B.I.

153. HELLO, THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE F.B.I.

154. MY NAME IS GREG. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

155. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY. THERE'S A KID WHO'S—

156. HA HA HA!

157. HEY, HEY, YOU'RE DIB, RIGHT?

158. DID YOU EVER GET THAT NINJA GHOST

159. OUT OF YOUR TOILET?

160. YES, NO THANKS TO YOU.

161. THERE'S A KID IN TROUBLE.

162.

163. [BRIAN PROBE SIZZLES]

164. IT'S GOOD.

165. MAN, THAT KID SURE LOVES HIS WAFFLES.

166. STAY RIGHT THERE.

167. WE'RE SENDING SOMEONE OVER TO BEAT YOU UP

168. FOR PLAYING JOKES ON THE F.B.I.

169. BUT LOOK AT THE BRAIN PROBE!

170. OH, ALL RIGHT.

171. WE'LL SEND SOMEONE TO INVESTIGATE

172. WHEN WE GET AROUND TO IT.

173.

174. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED WAFFLES!

175. MMM MMM MMM!

176. YAY.

177. GOTTA STALL HIM FOR TIME.

178. BLOATY'S PIZZA HOG.

179. WE DELIVER, I GUESS.

180. I NEED YOU TO DELIVER TO THIS ADDRESS RIGHT NOW.

181. WE GUARANTEE WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO.

182. [BRAIN PROBE SIZZLES]

183. MAYBE I BOUGHT SOME TIME.

184. THE SUSPENSE IS UNBEARABLE.

185. HURRY UP, F.B.I.!

186. [BRAIN PROBE SIZZLES]

187. AND NOW, GIR, TO TEST MY EVIL PLAN ON THIS CHILD.

188. NO!

189. NO MORE WAFFLES, GIR.

190. WAH HAH HAH!

191. NO, REALLY.

192. I'M STARING TO FEEL SICK.

193. AAH!

194. A-A-AAH!

195. ALL RIGHT, I'LL EAT JUST ONE MORE PIECE.

196.

197. AAH!

198. THE HIDEOUS MUTANT SQUID HAS ESCAPED AGAIN

199. AND HAS CREATED AN ARMY OF CYBORG ZOMBIE SOLDIERS

200. TO DO ITS EVIL BIDDING!

201. NO, STAY BACK!

202. STAY BACK!

203. NO-O-O!

204.

205.

206. OW!

207. AGENT DARKBOOTIE, ANSWER.

208. AGENT DARKBOOTIE!

209. BOOTIE!

210. OH, IT'S HORRIBLE!

211. A HORRIBLE ARMY OF CYBORGS RENDING ZIM'S VERY FLESH.

212. OH, THE CARNAGE MAKES ME SO HAPPY.

213.

214. HELLO, BLOATY'S PIZZA.

215. HEH HEH.

216. HOO-WHEE!

217. NOW THE CYBORGS ARE EATING PIZZA

218. AND THE F.B.I. IS BEING COCOONED

219. TO FEED THE SQUID BABIES

220. THAT JUST FLEW IN FROM THE WINDOW.

221. HA! WHOO!

222. WHAT'S THAT THING ZIM'S GOT?

223. DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS.

224. I'LL DO IT.

225.

226. ♪ DOO DOO DOO ♪

227. WHAT IS IT, MOTHMAN?

228. OH, YOU MAKE ME SICK.

229. NO, WAIT!

230. THERE WAS A MUTANT AND CYBORGS AND—

231.

232. YES, THE RECORD DRIVES ARE FIXED.

233. I CAN SHOW IT TO THE EYEBALLS LATER.

234. YOUR WAFFLE-EATING DAYS ARE OVER ZIM.

235. WELL, THANKFULLY I WAS ABLE TO REPROGRAM

236. THOSE CYBORGS AT THE LAST MINUTE

237. AND SEND THEM OFF TO DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE HUMANS.

238. BUT MY EVIL PLAN...

239. HEY, I FORGOT WHAT MY EVIL PLAN WAS.

240. OH, WELL.

241. GIR, YOUR WAFFLES HAVE SICKENED ME.

242. FETCH ME THE BUCKET.

243.

244. NO! THE PLAN!

245. WHAT WAS THE PLAN?

246.

247. OH, WELL,

248. AT LEAST I HAVE SOMETHING RECORDED ON DISK.

249. IT WASN'T A TOTAL LOSS.

250. NO-O-O!

251. WHATEVER.