Invader ZIM 2x2

Directed by Steve Ressel

Dib interferes majorly with Zim's plan to bring the Almighty Tallest to Earth just as he's preparing to bring about the downfall of the human race with mind-sucking parasites.

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1. NICKELODEON

2. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

3. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

4. WHA-HA HA HA HA!

5. HA HA HA HA!

8. AHEM.

9. UM, ANCIENT TRAVELER,

10. UH, ARE YOU MORTOS DER SOULSTEALER?

11. HUH?

12. YES, I AM MORTOS DER SOULSTEALER!

13. EVERY THOUSAND YEARS,

14. WHEN THE TA'UN ALIGNS WITH CHAKUNGA,

15. BENEATH THE OVERWORLD

16. FOR ONE DAY.

17. IMPORTANT PLOT POINT, THIS IS.

18. FURNITURE.

19. OF TERROR.

20. ANIMALS VOID THEIR BOWELS

21. DER SOULSTEALER!

22. HA HA HA!

23. HA HA HA!

24. WHA-HA HA—

25. AH-CHOO.

26.

27.

28. OK, GREAT!

29.

30. HMM!

31. FOR YOU.

32. HMM?

33. AN ALIEN'S SOUL?

34. HMM...

35.

36. AND I'VE SEEN HIM WALKING AROUND THE CITY

37. A SPOOKY-LOOKING BOX.

38. HE'S UP TO SOMETHING—

39. SOMETHING EVIL.

40. MORTOS LIKE EVIL.

41. NO, NO. THIS IS BAD EVIL.

42. OH.

43. THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, MORTOS.

44. I AM MORTOS!

45. UH, YEAH. YOU ARE.

46. I'VE BEEN GOING AT ZIM

47. ALL THIS TIME,

48. BUT THAT HASN'T BEEN WORKING OUT TOO WELL.

49. IT'S TIME TO USE SOME MORE SUPERNATURAL TACTICS.

50. MORTOS?

51. OOH.

52. STONE FEEL GOOD.

53. LOOK, MORTOS BEEN AWAY A THOUSAND YEARS,

54. DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME STEALING LIFE JUICE

55. OF BUG MAN FROM OUTER SPACE.

56. MORTOS GO NOW.

57. HOLD IT!

58. THE ANCIENT PAMPHLET,

59. ONE MORTAL A WISH

60. TO THE SPOOKY REALM.

61. PAMPHLET STUPID!

62.

63. GRR!

64. STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

65. AH!

66. OK, BUT POWERS VERY WEAK FROM THOUSAND YEARS

67. THE OVERWORLD.

68. WELL, HOW DO WE FIX THAT?

69. WITH CHEESE,

70. ONE MacGREASE— NO CHEESE—

71. MacMEAT-MEAT-MEAT WITH CHEESE,

72. WITH MEAT.

73.

74. MORTOS, IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU RECHARGE

75. POWERS?

76. YES!

77. SINCE BEFORE TIME BEGAN!

78. MORTOS NOT CARRY CASH.

79. OH, OK.

80. MMM.

81. MORTOS' POWER RETURNING.

82.

83.

84.

85. THERE'S ZIM,

86. AND HIS BOX IS FULL OF THINGS.

87. LET'S GO.

88. MORTOS.

89. MORTOS!

90. DO MORTOS' BUTT LOOK BIG IN THESE?

91. MORTOS, COME ON.

92. RUBBER PANTS!

93. WHEN HE LOOK GOOD.

94. WHEN MORTOS LOOK GOOD, MORTOS FEEL GOOD.

95. MORTOS, YOU'RE NOT RECHARGED YET?

96. TO GET BACK TO FULL.

97. A THOUSAND YEARS.

98. LOOK, THEY SQUEAK WHEN I BEND KNEES.

99.

100. THAT'S A STUPID WAY TO RECHARGE.

101. THE PANTS OF MORTOS!

102. WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL FABULOUS!

103. NO!

104. MORTOS HAS WORK TO DO.

105.

106. MORTOS?

107. UH, THE PANTS AREN'T FREE.

108.

109. MORTOS, WHERE ARE YOU?

110. MORTOS! MORTOS!

111. ZIM.

112. WHAT?

113. ZIM!

114. WHAT?

115. ZIM!

116. WHAT?

117. ZIM!

118. WHAT?

119. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT!

120. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU!

121. NO! YOUR PLAN!

122. I'M GOING TO STOP YOU!

123. I'VE GOT A SECRET WEAPON!

124. WHERE IS IT?

125. AROUND.

126. CAN IT PROTECT YOU FROM...

127. THIS?

128. SAMMICH!

129.

130.

131. OOH!

132. I HAD A SAMMICH IN MY HEAD.

133. LAUGH NOW, SPACE MONSTER,

134. IS SO POWERFUL, IT—

135. IT... BUYS RUBBER PANTS.

136.

137. MORTOS?

138. WHEE!

139. WHOO HOO HOO!

140. OH, BOY!

141. YEAH!

142. WHOO WHOO WHOO!

143. WHOO HA HA HA!

144. WHEE-E-E!

145. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

146. I AM MORTOS!

147. MORTOS THINK YOU PRETTY.

148. CALL YOU SOMETIME?

149. ALL RIGHT!

150.

151. YOU DITCHED ME.

152. YES, MORTOS DITCH YOU,

153. AND MORTOS SORRY.

154. BUT MANY YEARS AGO

155. LITTLE BOY LIKE YOU—

156. NAMED FLOOCHIE

157. TO MORTOS.

158. BREAK MORTOS' HEART.

159. NOW, DARK ENERGY OF UNIVERSE

160. MORTOS' ONLY FRIEND.

161. I'M SORRY.

162. AND DARLENE HERE.

163. HI!

164. YUH! I CAN'T BELIEVE

165. THAT SOB STORY.

166. MORTOS, YOU'RE NO MIGHTY MASTER OF SPOOKY POWERS

167. LIKE THE PAMPHLET SAID.

168. YOU'RE JUST A— A BIG MOOCH!

169. YOU CALL MORTOS MOOCH?

170. YES, A MOOCH.

171. MOOCH? THAT'S RIGHT.

172. MOOCH, MOOCH, MOOCH, MOOCH, MOOCH, MOOCH!

173. YOU WANT SEE POWER?

174. I SHOW YOU POWER!

175.

176.

177.

178.

179. WOW!

180. MORTOS, I BELIEVE YOU NOW.

181. I ALWAYS BELIEVED YOU, BUT YOU JUST SEEMED SO...

182. OH, ANYHOW, LET'S GO GET ZIM!

183. ALL POWER WITH THAT.

184. TO SPOOKY HOME.

185. MORTOS WEAK.

186.

187. NO!

188. MORTOS, DON'T LEAVE!

189. WELL, MAYBE I STAY

190. RECHARGE SOME MORE.

191. HEY.

192.

193. MMM.

194. MMM!

195.

196. HEH HEH HEH.

197. HEE HEE HEE HEE.

198. HEH HEH.

199.

200. DER SOULSTEALER?

201. HO HO! YEAH, YOU DO.

202. YEAH, YOU DO, DON'T YOU?

203. HEY!

204. I SAID NO LOITERING!

205. I'VE CALLED THE POLICE ALREADY,

206. YOU HEAR ME?

207. COME ON, MORTOS.

208. YOU SCARING PUPPIES!

209. FOR MEAN BOY, PUPPIES.

210. OH, YEAH.

211. PUPPIES!

212. NO, GIR!

213. YOU CAN EAT LATER.

214. ZIM'S OUT THERE!

215. MORTOS, LET'S GO.

216. YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.

217. RECHARGED.

218. OOH! SO-O-O-DA.

219. MMM!

220. AT A PET STORE?

221. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL AT ME.

222. MM-HMM.

223. I WAS JUST—

224. I GOT RID OF MY SANDWICH.

225. MM-HMM.

226. THINKING—

227. GIR, ANOTHER MUTANT BITING THING.

228. YES, VERMIN LORD!

229.

230.

231. ONWARD TO VICTORY!

232. ZIM!

233. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PLAN IS,

234. BUT I'M GONNA STOP IT.

235. I AM INFECTING THIS CITY

236. ENHANCED VERMIN,

237. BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!

238. YOU JUST TOLD ME.

239. YOU'RE LYING!

240. MORTOS, GRANT MY WISH NOW!

241. STEAL ZIM'S LIFE FORCE.

242. STILL POWERING UP.

243. ALMOST THERE.

244. UN-N-NH!

245. NEH.

246. THAT'S YOUR SECRET WEAPON?

247. EH.

248. SO, ABOUT MY SAMMICH...

249. MM-HMM...

250. YAH!

251.

252. I'LL HOLD HIM HERE

253. WHILE YOU FINISH UP, MORTOS.

254. GET OFF OF ME!

255. YOU SMELL LIKE HUMAN!

256. YAH!

257. OH! THE VERMIN!

258. HA HA!

259. HEE!

260. YECH.

261. HA-YAH!

262. AH-HA!

263.

264.

265. MORTOS, WHERE ARE YOU?

266. AHH.

267. REFRESHING.

268. MORTOS GRANT WISH NOW.

269. WHAT YOU WANT AGAIN?

270. HELLO?

271.

272. WHEE-HOO!

273. SOME ICE CREAM!

274. YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

275. [CREEPY ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYING]

276.

277. HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

278. EEW. RAISINS.

279. NO-O-O!

280. MORTOS SO WEAK.

281. MUST GO RETURN NOW.

282.

283. NO!

284. MORTOS, YOU STILL OWE ME.

285. YOU NOT BE SO CHEAP WITH MORTOS.

286. SEE YOU IN A THOUSAND YEARS!

287. NO-O-O!

288. EH, HUH.

289. YOU OK?

290. WELL, GUESS I'LL GET ON WITH

291. MY EVIL SCHEME, THEN.

292. COME ON, GIR.

293. NO-O-O!

294.

295.

296. WHAT—WHAT?

297. WHAT ARE YOU—WHAT?

298. WHAT'S HAPPENING?