Invader ZIM 2x10

Directed by Steve Ressel

Zim's former boss is mad at him for leaving, so he kidnaps him and makes him work at his old job on the planet Foodcourtia.

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1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

2. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

4. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!

6. THAT WAS GREAT, MR. SLUDGY.

7. TELL US THE STORY

8. CHRISTMAS EVER?

9. HA HA HA HA, NO, LITTLE GIRL.

10. NO, I WON'T.

11. WAIT! YES, I WILL.

12. WELL, IT'S A LITTLE HAZY,

13. 2 MILLION YEARS AGO,

14. NUCLEAR MOLE NAMED ZIM.

15.

16. MORE THAN ANYTHING.

17. STINK! STINK! STINK! STINKING HUMANS!

18. BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CHRISTMAS, NOW DID HE?

19. WATCH MY DOG EAT SNOW!

20. YOU! WATCH THE SNOW EATING!

21. ARGH! THE AMAZING SNOW EATING TRICK ISN'T WORKING!

22. THE FILTHY, HORRIBLE HUMANS AREN'T GIVING US ANY EARTHMONIES!

23. TO APPEAR AS NORMAL EARTHPIGS!

24. AI-YA!

25. MINIMOOSE! HOW MUCH HAVE WE EARNED?

26.

27.

28. TUNA? TUNA IS WORTH NOTHING!

29. GIVE MONIES TO ZIM?

30. THERE! THAT GRUBBY RED HUMAN!

31. HE'S TAKING ALL MY MONIES!

32. YAHHHHH!

33. YOU! STOP STEALING ALL THE—

34. HMM! HUH? OHH!

35. HE'S GOT REINFORCEMENTS!

36. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! WHAT ARE THEY?

37. ZAH! MMMPH.

38.

39. AND WHAT DO YOU WANT, LITTLE BOY OR GIRL?

40. A BARREL OF FLOSS,

41. BALLS OF GLUE TO BE MY FRIENDS,

42. GO DANCING NAKED,

43. AND I WANTS...

44. AND A CHAIR MADE OF CHEESE

45. MADE OF CHEESE AND A...

46. STOP! NO MORE!

47. AWAY FROM ME!

48. JUST LOVES YOU,

49. AND I JUST—NOW, GIR!

50. LET'S GO BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES!

51.

52. ARGH! WHAT IS THAT?

53. OH, THAT'S MINIMOOSE, MY, UH...

54. OTHER SIDEKICK. YEAH.

55. YEP. BEEN WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME.

56. MMMM-MMMM!

57. NO CANDY FOR YOU, CHUB MONSTER,

58. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT

59. WHO SMELL OF HAM AND VOMIT!

60. OH, YOU MUST MEAN SANTA.

61. YOU ARE SANTA?

62. NO, NO. WE'RE JUST SANTA'S HELPERS.

63. TO THIS... SANTA?

64. WELL, NOBODY'S EVER SEEN THE REAL SANTA,

65. LOVES SANTA.

66. WITH HOPE IN THEIR HEARTS

67. RETURNS TO HIS PEOPLE.

68. EVERYONE? HMM.

69. COMPUTER, DRAIN THE HUMAN'S BRAIN OF ALL SANTA KNOWLEDGE!

70. "X-MAS"? HMM.

71.

72. EVERY CHRISTMAS, GAZ.

73. COME ON, ALREADY. IT'S CREEPY.

74. THREE CHRISTMASES AGO,

75. OFF BITEY THE VAMPIRE.

76. YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.

77. WELL, FIXING AN ALIEN SPACESHIP

78. YOU DISTRACTING ME.

79. BESIDES, ANY MORON COULD FIX THIS SHIP FASTER THAN YOU.

80. WELL... CAN ANY MORON DO THIS?

81.

82. SORRY, EVERYONE!

83. AGAIN!

84.

85. TO THE EARTH ONCE MORE.

86. IT'S A GOOD THING I EXIST.

87. OH, NO! SANTA!

88. YES, SANTA CLAUS HIMSELF HAS RETURNED TO HIS PEOPLE

89. AND JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. CHECK OUT THIS FOOTAGE.

90.

91. HAS BEEN OVERWHELMING.

92. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BACK!

93. WITH JOY!

94. HAS GIVEN UP HIS POWER,

95. MAKING ROOM FOR SANTA.

96. IT'S ALL YOURS, SANTA.

97. AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW.

98. SANTA, SPEAK TO US.

99. PEOPLE OF EARTH, I HAVE RETURNED.

100. AS RULER OF THIS WORLD.

101. IN THIS NEW WORLD ORDER.

102. OH, YEAH! REJOICE, BROTHERS.

103. HA HA. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.

104. I'VE NEVER TRUSTED THAT JOLLY FAT MAN.

105. OH, BOY! I ASKED SANTA TO BRING ME

106. 12 CASES OF URANIUM-238! YAY!

107. NO! SANTA HAS LET ME DOWN!

108. MY BACK ON HIM

109. OF MY LIFE TO DESTROYING SANTA!

110. AAAAGH!

111. AAAAAGH!

112. JEEZ, DAD.

113. OH, YEAH! AND I COMMAND ALL YOU EARTHMONKEYS

114. THE JOLLY CHRISTMAS RALLIES

115. I'M HOLDING ALL OVER THE GLOBE

116. TO RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

117. EARTHMONKEYS? OH, NO!

118. OH YEAH!

119. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!

120. CAN ABSORB ALL THE SANTA DATA.

121. TO BE EASY, GIR.

122. LOOK AT ALL THOSE...

123.

124. CHILDREN!

125. PEOPLE OF EARTH,

126. I GIVE YOU SANTA CLAUS.

127. Choir chanting: SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA! SAN-TA!

128.

129. HO HO HO!

130. SANTA HAS RETURNED FOR

131. AND GIRLS OF THE WORLD

132. CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

133.

134. IT'S THE YULETIDE HELPING OF SANTA TO BUILD

135. CAPABLE OF SENDING

136. ALL HUMANS TO THEIR DOOM! HA HA HA HA.

137. TO THE NORTH POLE,

138. THE TELEPORTER!

139. TO OUR DOOM

140. BE FUN AND CHRISTMASSY?

141. HO HO HO HO HO HO!

142. OF COURSE IT WILL, YOU HIDEOUS FOOL!

143.

144. HAIL SANTA! HAIL SANTA!

145. SANTA MASTER? THESE CUTE KIDS

146. SIT ON YOUR LAP

147. AND BEG FOR PRESENTS.

148. PWEASE, SANTA? PWEEEEEEASE?

149. GREAT GHOST OF DOOKIE!

150. EH, EH... OF COURSE, FILTHIES!

151. EH, COME TO SANTA.

152. YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

153. HO HO HO— OW! OW! OW! EWW! EWW!

154. DROOL! GET OFF! WAIT!

155. WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT IS THE SUIT DOING?

156. HO HO HO, CHILDREN! I LOVE YOU! ALL OF YOU!

157. ELVES, WRAP UP EVERYTHING I HAVE

158. THESE GOOD PEOPLE HERE.

159. NO! GIVE THAT STUFF BACK! AND GET OFF OF SANTA!

160. NOW! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!

161. I DIDN'T TELL THE SUIT TO DO ANY OF THAT.

162. WHAT'S THE MATTER, SANTA?

163. DIB!

164. THIS IS THE REAL SANTA?

165. EH, OF COURSE I'M SANTA.

166. I HAVE ROBOT ELVES.

167.

168. ROBOT ELVES! JUST LIKE IN THE STORIES!

169. HAVE ROBOT ELVES?

170. EVERYONE, REMEMBER LAST CHRISTMAS

171. THAT ESCAPED GORILLA WAS SANTA?

172. HE WASN'T?

173.

174.

175. NOW, NOW, CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO BE KIND

176. GIRLS OF THE WORLD.

177. ARE FILTHY WITH LIES!

178. WITH THE NONBELIEVER!

179. NO! NO! AH! AH! NO!

180. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, ZIM!

181. I WON'T LET YOU RUIN CHRISTMAS!

182. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

183. MERRY CHRISTMAS, DIB. MEEEEERRRRRY CHRISTMAS!

184. HO HO HO HO HO!

185. HO HO HO HO HO!

186. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

187. WELL, THINGS LOOKED BAD FOR DIB.

188. THE WHOLE WORLD,

189. BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT CHRISTMAS, NOW DID HE?

190. I DON'T GET IT!

191. OVER THE EARTH SO BADLY?

192. WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO GAIN? OR TO LOSE?

193. THIS MALFUNCTIONING SANTA SUIT COMPLETELY ELUDE ME.

194. AS I WAS SAYING,

195. THINGS LOOKED BAD FOR DIB.

196. PREPARING FOR HIS TRIP TO THE NORTH POLE WHEN...

197. HURRY IT UP!

198. JOLLINESS IS GETTING TO ME!

199. YOU! STOP BEING JOLLY!

200. HMMM. SOMETHING HAS ZIM WORRIED.

201. OUT OF THIS CELL, I—

202. HEY!

203. REAL CANDY CANE.

204. IT'S FUNNY, ROBOT ELF,

205. I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE,

206. BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN TALK TO RIGHT NOW, YOU KNOW?

207. MM-HMM.

208. IT ALL SEEMED SO PERFECT.

209. IF THERE'S ONE THING HUMANS CAN'T RESIST,

210. IT'S A FAT MAN WITH PRESENTS,

211. SO I BECAME THAT FAT MAN.

212. MAKING THE SANTA SUIT.

213. LIQUID SUBSTANCE.

214. A TINY HARD DRIVE

215. THE SANTA DATA I COULD FIND.

216. LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART THERE,

217. JIGGLY. JIGGLY!

218. ALLOWS ME TO COMMAND THE SUIT.

219. THUS I BECOME SANTA! BUT I THINK I'M LOSING CONTROL.

220. I PROGRAMMED IT TOO WELL, 'CAUSE I'M AMAZING,

221. IT IS SANTA.

222. MAKES IT GO CRAZY.

223. AND IT TAKES OVER, FILLING ME WITH HIDEOUS JOLLY FEELINGS!

224. I'D DESTROY IT, BUT I NEED TO PLAY SANTA

225. TO THE TALLEST AS SLAVES.

226. SLAVES? THAT'S AWFUL!

227. ISN'T IT? BUT IF THIS SUIT TAKES OVER,

228. IT'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

229. NO GIR! NO! STOP SINGING! NO!

230. HO HO HO, LITTLE FELLOW. YOU'RE SO CUTE.

231. I AM!

232. HO HO HO! MORE CHRISTMAS POWER FOR SANTA.

233. DIB! ELVES! SEIZE HIM!

234. ACTUALLY STRONG JINGLE JAIL.

235. WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW ME IN THE STRONG ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

236. MY AMAZING BRAIN!

237. SNOW, DIB.

238. AHHHH!

239.

240. GAZ! I'M TRAPPED IN A FROZEN WASTELAND.

241. WHO ISN'T?

242. AND ZIM'S POSING AS SANTA AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

243. THAT'S GREAT, DIB. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

244. OK, GAZ. I THINK IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU.

245. THE DOG'S INNOCENT.

246. FOR A TELEPORTER EXPERIMENT,

247. ONTO A FLY'S BODY.

248. TO BEAT ME UP,

249. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RESCUE ME FIRST, BECAUSE—

250. GAZ? GET IN.

251. WOW! TAK'S SHIP! HOW DID YOU—

252.

253. MM-HMM. A LITTLE THAT WAY.

254. NO, A LITTLE BACK.

255. GOOD. GOOOD.

256. GIR! THE TELEPORTER IS ALMOST BUILT, GIR.

257. THE SUIT FROM GOING CRAZY

258. AND RUINING THE CEREMONY.

259. NO! NOT THE JINGLY BELLS!

260. ENOUGH JOLLY! BACK TO WORK, ALL OF YOU!

261. CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE. THE MASSES ARE COMING.

262. I NEED THAT TELEPORTER!

263. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I FINALLY FIXED IT!

264. I'M ACTUALLY FLYING IN MY OWN ALIEN SHIP!

265. YOU FIXED IT?

266. WELL, I FIXED MOST OF IT.

267. DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.

268. LOOK, SON. I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF—

269. BUT IT'S SANTA. HE'S— SANTA?

270. HE'S EVIL AND HE WANTS TO ANNIHILATE ALL MANKIND.

271. I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

272. SON, I'M GIVING YOU FULL ACCESS TO

273. I MADE WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

274. SANTA, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

275.

276.

277. HO HO HO HO. WELL SAID, MINIMOOSE.

278. PEOPLE OF EARTH, THE TELEPORTER IS READY,

279. SO GET INSIDE IT! HURRY UP!

280. BUT SANTA! IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.

281. AREN'T YOU GONNA SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS?

282. NO! NO MORE SINGING. TIME TO TELEPORT.

283. AND AREN'T YOU GONNA GIVE US ANY PRESENTS?

284. THERE'S PLENTY OF PRESENTS FOR YOU IN THE TELEPORTER. NOW GO!

285. WHEEE!

286. BUT MR. SANTA, BEFORE I GO TO MY DOOM,

287. CAN I HAVE A HUG?

288. HUG?

289. ARGH! CHILD! SO CUTE!

290. AND FESTIVE! MUST RESIST.

291. NO! HO HO HO...

292. OF COURSE YOU CAN HAVE A HUG, YOU CUTE LITTLE WOOGIE.

293. AND LET'S ALL SING MORE SONGS.

294. NO!

295.

296. HELP! IT'S ALL LOST!

297. THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GET OUT OF THIS SUIT NOW.

298. THE SANTA HAS WON.

299. ZIM! YOUR CHRISTMAS TIME IS UP!

300. MALFUNCTION OVERLOAD. HO HO HO.

301. YOU'VE BEEN A BAD LITTLE BOY,

302. DESTROY YOU.

303. GOOD, JOHNNY! YEAH!

304.

305. AH! AHHHHH!

306. THE SUIT IS WEAKENED! EXCELLENT!

307. NOW, DIB! THROW IT INTO SPACE!

308. I DID IT! CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!

309. HEY! THAT BOY THREW SANTA INTO THE COLD VOID OF SPACE!

310. RUINED FOREVER.

311. WAIT! WOULD THE REAL SANTA HAVE MUTATED INTO A HORRIBLE BLOB?

312. TELEPORTED YOU INTO SPACE?

313. FOR A REAL SANTA

314. A MONSTER IN A COSTUME!

315. THAT'S NOT CHRISTMAS.

316. GO HOME, FORGET ABOUT THIS,

317. FAMILIES... OR WHATEVER.

318. BOY IS RIGHT.

319. WHAT FOOLS WE'VE BEEN!

320. WAIT! WILL YOU LISTEN TO THE EVIL ROBOT BOY

321. WHO DESTROYED SANTA?

322. TO THE EASTER PLATYPUS?

323. EASTER SHRIMP FOR ALL

324. WHO DESTROYED SANTA.

325. EASTER PLATYPUS, WE LOVE YOU!

326. NO! NO! WAIT!

327. AH! OW! OW!

328. WELL, MY EVIL MISSION WAS A SUCCESS.

329. NO, IT WASN'T.

330. SILENCE! AND, UH, MERRY PLATYPUS, ONE AND ALL.

331. YAY!

332. AND THAT'S THE STORY OF THE MOST HORRIBLE CHRISTMAS EVER.

333. BUT ZIM AND DIB WERE WRONG THAT DAY.

334. SANTA WASN'T DESTROYED. SANTA LIVES ON.

335. MINDS OF US ALL?

336. NO! IN SPACE! GATHERING POWER.

337. HE RETURNS TO EARTH,

338. AND THAT'S WHY WE ALL LIVE IN THIS PROTECTIVE DOME.

339.

340. LOOKS LIKE SANTA'S HERE.

341. RAISE THE SHIELDS, CHILDREN!