1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. AND NICKELODEONCopy !req
3. WOHAHAHAHAHAHA!Copy !req
4. AAH!Copy !req
5. AAH!Copy !req
6. HUMAN LAW ENFORCEMENT
MACHINE.Copy !req
7. LIGHTY
FLASHY THINGS ON TOP.Copy !req
8. MINIMAL.Copy !req
9. EXPLODES ON IMPACT
WITH GIANT WEENIE.Copy !req
10. PATHETIC!Copy !req
11. PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE.Copy !req
12. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
13. WARNING?
HOW COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
14. NOTHING THREATENS
AN IRKEN VOOT RUNNER.Copy !req
15. COMPUTER,
RUN A DIAGNOSTIC.Copy !req
16. YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY!Copy !req
17. EJECT! EJECT!Copy !req
18. Computer voice:
EJECT COMMAND INITIATED.Copy !req
19. RUINED. RUINED.Copy !req
20. IRKEN ENGINEERING
REDUCED TO... THIS.Copy !req
21. SURELY THAT WAS
NO HUMAN BEE.Copy !req
22. ONCE I TAKE CARE
OF THE HUMANS,Copy !req
23. I WILL BEGIN
MY WAR AGAINST...Copy !req
24. THE BEES.Copy !req
25. GIR, RESPOND.Copy !req
26. I NEED YOU TO SEND OUT
A TOW VEHICLECopy !req
27. TO PICK UP
THE VOOT RUNNER.Copy !req
28. GIR? HELLO?Copy !req
29. GIR,
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
30. MUST BE SOME
INTERFERENCE.Copy !req
31. OH, WELL.Copy !req
32. THIS PLACE
IS FAIRLY DESERTEDCopy !req
33. AND WELL HIDDEN.Copy !req
34. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RETURN
WITH THE TOW VEHICLE,Copy !req
35. PICK THE CRUISER UP, AND GO.Copy !req
36. AND WHEN
THE REPAIRS ARE DONE,Copy !req
37. I SHALL HUNT DOWN
THAT EVIL DEATH BEE.Copy !req
38. AN ALIEN.Copy !req
39. COMPUTER, BRING ME
THE VOOT CARRIER.Copy !req
40. HMM.Copy !req
41. COMPUTER, DISGUISE
THE CARRIER—Copy !req
42. SOMETHING
LESS CONSPICUOUS.Copy !req
43. Computer voice:
PROCESSING. PROCESSING!Copy !req
44. WHY AM I SO AMAZING?Copy !req
45. THIS SHOULD BE
A STANDARD RECOVERY
OPERATION, PIG.Copy !req
46. WE MOVE IN,Copy !req
47. WE LOAD THE VOOT RUNNER
INTO YOU,Copy !req
48. AND WE'RE OUT OF THERE.Copy !req
49. THE HUMANS WILL
BE NONE THE WISER.Copy !req
50. MY SHIP—Copy !req
51. IN THE HANDS
OF THE ENEMY.Copy !req
52. HOW? HOW?Copy !req
53. WHO KNOWS WHAT DEFENSES
THEY COULD DEVISE THROUGH
REVERSE ENGINEERING?Copy !req
54. STAY HERE, PIG.Copy !req
55. I'LL CALL YOU IN AS SOON
AS I CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO THE VOOT RUNNER.Copy !req
56. WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?Copy !req
57. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
58. WHAT IS THAT THING
ON YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
59. HOLD IT!Copy !req
60. WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF
THE BRIGHT AND SHINING SAUCER.Copy !req
61. WE HAVE CLAIMED THIS
DOWNED ALIEN LOVE SHIPCopy !req
62. AND WANT TO SHARE IT
WITH ALL HUMANITY.Copy !req
63. BUT HUMANITY MUST
PROVE ITSELF WORTHY.Copy !req
64. LOVE SHIP?Copy !req
65. BUT THAT'S MY—MY...Copy !req
66. YOUR WHAT?Copy !req
67. UH...Copy !req
68. MY DREAM.Copy !req
69. TO BECOME WORTHY ENOUGHCopy !req
70. TO GET CLOSE TO
THE LOVE SHIP.Copy !req
71. WONDERFUL.Copy !req
72. OUR LEADER IS CONDUCTING
AN INITIATION RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
73. STARCHUNK?Copy !req
74. INITIATION?Copy !req
75. FOOLS!Copy !req
76. THERE IS NONE
SO WORTHY AS ZIM!Copy !req
77. YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT POWERS
YOU ARE DEALING WITH.Copy !req
78. NO IDEA AT—Copy !req
79. NOW,
THE FINAL INITIATION.Copy !req
80. DUH...Copy !req
81. OK, FINALLY.Copy !req
82. MY RECOVERY VEHICLE!Copy !req
83. WE'VE JUST FOUND A NUMBER
OF ALIEN ARTIFACTSCopy !req
84. NEAR THE SITE.Copy !req
85. TRULY THIS IS A SIGN.Copy !req
86. OOH.Copy !req
87. IT APPEARS TO
BE SOME FORM OF
SYMBOLIC GREETING.Copy !req
88. THE PIG FORM
PERHAPS REPRESENTS
MANKIND'S...Copy !req
89. PIGLIKE AFFINITY
FOR EXPLORATION.Copy !req
90. THE PIG ACCEPTS ME!Copy !req
91. FOOLS!Copy !req
92. YOU HAVE NO POSSIBLE IDEA
WHAT POWER YOU TOY WITH!Copy !req
93. RELEASE THE PIG!Copy !req
94. THE PIG BELONGS
TO ALL MANKIND.Copy !req
95. THIS IS NO MAN PIG.Copy !req
96. HEY!Copy !req
97. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
98. THE ALIEN!Copy !req
99. THE ONE I TOLD YOU I SAW.Copy !req
100. HMM? WHERE?Copy !req
101. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.Copy !req
102. DON'T TRY ANYTHING
ON ME OR I'LL—Copy !req
103. I'LL—I'LL LAY EGGS
IN YOUR STOMACH.Copy !req
104. I MEAN IT.Copy !req
105. NOOO!Copy !req
106. ALLLLIEN.Copy !req
107. WE ARE YOUR
LOVING SERVANTS,Copy !req
108. OH, WISE ONE.Copy !req
109. STAND AWAY.
YOU SMELL LIKE FEET.Copy !req
110. LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
111. FILL US WITH WISDOM
FROM ANOTHER BEYOND.Copy !req
112. YES. FILL US.Copy !req
113. GIR? GIR?Copy !req
114. ARE YOU THERE, GIR?Copy !req
115. HELP ME!Copy !req
116. HI!Copy !req
117. GIR, FINALLY.Copy !req
118. I NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
119. I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.Copy !req
120. YAY!Copy !req
121. NO, THAT'S BAD, GIR.Copy !req
122. YAY!Copy !req
123. I NEED YOU TO LISTEN
VERY, VERY,Copy !req
124. VERY, VERY, VERY,Copy !req
125. VERY, VERY,
VERY CAREFULLY.Copy !req
126. WHAT?Copy !req
127. OOH.Copy !req
128. YOU ARE THE ONE
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.Copy !req
129. THE ONE FORETOLD
IN THE PROPHECIES TOLD BY...Copy !req
130. FRANK.Copy !req
131. YUP. TOLD YOU
HE'D COME.Copy !req
132. BLESS THE CORNS
ON MY TOES.Copy !req
133. EXCUSE ME,
THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE.Copy !req
134. FINALLY.
COME ON, GIR.Copy !req
135. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
136. I AM GOVERNMENT MAN,
COME FROM THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
137. THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT ME.Copy !req
138. OH, HO HO HO!Copy !req
139. THIS IS NOT
AN ALIEN LIFE FORM.Copy !req
140. HE IS AN EXPERIMENTAL
GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT.Copy !req
141. THAT'S AN AIRCRAFT?Copy !req
142. FOOLS!Copy !req
143. WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE?Copy !req
144. WHAT ABOUT
THE FLOATING PIG
OUT THERE?Copy !req
145. THAT'S A GOVERNMENT PIG.Copy !req
146. WELL, I HAVE TO
TAKE EVERYTHING BACK
TO THE HOME BASE NOW.Copy !req
147. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
148. WAIT!Copy !req
149. COME ON, GIR.
COME ON.Copy !req
150. UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
151. HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S REALLY
A GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT?Copy !req
152. AND HOW DO WE KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY WITH
THE GOVERNMENT?Copy !req
153. HE STILL HAS
TO BLESS MY TOES.Copy !req
154. AND WHY SHOULD
WE LET YOU TAKE
OUR DISCOVERY?Copy !req
155. I LIKE YOU.Copy !req
156. IT'S A GOVERNMENT
ANDROID.Copy !req
157. HE'S STEALING
OUR ALIEN.Copy !req
158. GIR, QUICKLY.
RIDE THE PIG!Copy !req
159. HA HA HA HEE!Copy !req
160. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
161. YA HA HA!Copy !req
162. TAKE ME WITH YOU.Copy !req
163. TAKE ME WITH YOU!Copy !req
164. AAH!Copy !req
165. COME BACK!Copy !req
166. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
167. FASTER, MY PIG.
FASTER.Copy !req
168. WHEEEE-WHOOO!Copy !req
169. AAH!Copy !req
170. FINALLY!
WE ARE SAFE, GIR.Copy !req
171. WE'RE BACK ON TRACK.Copy !req
172. EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH
AND—Copy !req
173. AAH!Copy !req
174. HA HA HA!Copy !req
175. AAH! AAAH!Copy !req
176. AAH! HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
177. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
178. WHAT?Copy !req
179. Ms.
SO, YOUNG MAN,Copy !req
180. NOW YOU SEE THAT
THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY
FOR EATING PASTE.Copy !req
181. WOULD YOU SAY THAT LOSING
THE USE OF YOUR MOUTH
WAS WORTH IT?Copy !req
182. MM-HMM.Copy !req
183. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
184. STUPID,
SILENT GLUE BOY.Copy !req
185. WHAT'S WRONG, ZIM?Copy !req
186. DON'T THEY HAVE RAIN
ON YOUR PLANET?Copy !req
187. OF COURSE, WE—Copy !req
188. OH, SUCH RAIN WE HAD.Copy !req
189. IT WAS DELICIOUS.Copy !req
190. BAA!Copy !req
191. BAA!Copy !req
192. AAH!Copy !req
193. SO, THIS RAIN.
IS IT POISONOUS?Copy !req
194. YOU'RE KIDDING,
RIGHT?Copy !req
195. MMM.Copy !req
196. AAH!Copy !req
197. I'M LEAVING WITH
OR WITHOUT YOU, DIB.Copy !req
198. PREFERABLY WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
199. GO ON, GAZ.Copy !req
200. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO—Copy !req
201. FATE OF THE WORLD
KIND OF WORK.Copy !req
202. OOH! CAN I WATCH?Copy !req
203. WAIT. NO, FORGET IT.Copy !req
204. OOH! OOH!Copy !req
205. HMM.Copy !req
206. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP
ALL YOUR LIMBS, ZIM,Copy !req
207. YOU WILL PUT ME DOWN.Copy !req
208. YOU WILL PUT ME DOWN,
NOW.Copy !req
209. MM-HMM.Copy !req
210. AAH! OH!Copy !req
211. OH, I'M SORRY, ZIM.Copy !req
212. I MEANT FOR THAT
TO BE A BIGGER SPLASH.Copy !req
213. THAT WAS YOUR
FATE OF THE WORLD WORK?Copy !req
214. JUMPING IN A PUDDLE?Copy !req
215. YOU DO REALIZE I'M GONNA
HAVE TO DESTROY YOU NOW.Copy !req
216. IT WAS WORTH IT.Copy !req
217. SCORE ONE
FOR THE HUMAN RACE.Copy !req
218. SCORE NOTHING FOR
THE ZIM-THINGY RACE.Copy !req
219. I WILL DESTROY YOU.Copy !req
220. YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE
MY STRATEGIC MASTERMINDING.Copy !req
221. NOW I KNOW
THAT WATER CAUSES HIM
EXTREME DISCOMFORTCopy !req
222. AND CAN USE THIS
TO MY ADVANTAGE.Copy !req
223. I SWEAR, SOMETIMES
EVEN I SCARE MYSELFCopy !req
224. WITH HOW AMAZINGLY I—Copy !req
225. HOW AMAZINGLY YOU CAN
FALL INTO A PUDDLE?Copy !req
226. I AGREE.Copy !req
227. ALL RIGHT, ZIM,
YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS WAY?Copy !req
228. I'LL GET YOU BACK.Copy !req
229. MAYBE NOT TODAY,
MAYBE NOT TOMORROW,Copy !req
230. BUT SOON!Copy !req
231. SOON WATERY VENGEANCE
WILL BE MINE.Copy !req
232. AS PUNISHMENT FOR
YESTERDAY'S PASTE INCIDENT,Copy !req
233. TODAY WILL BE DEVOTED
TO HAVING YOUR MINDS ERASED.Copy !req
234. AAH!Copy !req
235. HEY, ZIM!Copy !req
236. NOOO!Copy !req
237. OOH!Copy !req
238. WHY MUST THIS BE?Copy !req
239. HOW ADVANCED
IS AN ALIEN RACECopy !req
240. THAT CAN'T HANDLE
A LITTLE WATER BALLOON?Copy !req
241. I DON'T EVEN FEEL GOOD
ABOUT WINNING THIS ONE.Copy !req
242. YOU WIN THIS ROUND,
PERHAPS,Copy !req
243. BUT WATCH YOUR BACK,
DIB.Copy !req
244. NOW THAT I HAVE ACCESSCopy !req
245. TO YOUR WATER BALLOON
TECHNOLOGY,Copy !req
246. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOUCopy !req
247. DOWN TO YOUR EVERY
LAST CELL.Copy !req
248. ON MONDAY WE SETTLE THIS
LIKE CHILDREN.Copy !req
249. HEY.Copy !req
250. HEY, GENIUS,
IT'S MONDAY.Copy !req
251. AND TAPE
YOUR HAIR DOWN.Copy !req
252. HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
253. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
254. WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
255. WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
256. WHAT IS THIS?
WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
257. ZIM!Copy !req
258. ZIM, YOU COWARD!Copy !req
259. COME OUT HERE
AND FACE ME.Copy !req
260. POOR LITTLE ZIM.Copy !req
261. ALL THAT ALIEN POWER,Copy !req
262. AND BROUGHT DOWN BY
A LITTLE EARTHLY WATER.Copy !req
263. PRETTY OBVIOUS WHO
THE SUPERIOR BEING IS HERE.Copy !req
264. ZIM, GET UP ALREADY.Copy !req
265. SERIOUSLY, ZIM,
GET UP.Copy !req
266. YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?Copy !req
267. ARE YOU MAKING FUN
OF ME?Copy !req
268. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE JUST ASKING
FOR IT NOW.Copy !req
269. OK.Copy !req
270. AHA HA HA HA!Copy !req
271. AHA HA HA—WHA?Copy !req
272. ACK! ARGH!Copy !req
273. THE WETTENING.Copy !req
274. THE WETTENING.Copy !req
275. HELLO.Copy !req
276. GIR, I'LL BE IN MY LAB
BATHING IN PASTE.Copy !req
277. DON'T DISTURB ME.Copy !req
278. OOH OOH OOH!Copy !req
279. WHEE! HEE HEE!Copy !req
280. HELP!
MY HEAD IS STUCK.Copy !req
281. GIR, HELP!Copy !req
282. HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE!Copy !req
283. I—Copy !req
284. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
285. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
286. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONALCopy !req
287. CAPTIONING INSTITUTECopy !req
288. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
289. PROCESSING.Copy !req