Invader ZIM 1x8

Directed by Steve Ressel

Zim attempts to test some of the defenses that Earth has by taking his Voot out for a drive to monitor local police units. However, when a bumble bee crashes into his vehicle, Zim comes crashing down in the park, in which he heads home because he will be unable to recover it the next day. However, when a space cult known as the Saucer Morons discover the Voot first, Zim must find a way to get his vehicle back without causing him to lose his cover.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. AND NICKELODEON

3. WOHAHAHAHAHAHA!

4. AAH!

5. AAH!

6. HUMAN LAW ENFORCEMENT MACHINE.

7. LIGHTY FLASHY THINGS ON TOP.

8. MINIMAL.

9. EXPLODES ON IMPACT WITH GIANT WEENIE.

10. PATHETIC!

11. PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE.

12. HA HA HA HA HA!

13. WARNING? HOW COULD THAT BE?

14. NOTHING THREATENS AN IRKEN VOOT RUNNER.

15. COMPUTER, RUN A DIAGNOSTIC.

16. YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY!

17. EJECT! EJECT!

18. Computer voice: EJECT COMMAND INITIATED.

19. RUINED. RUINED.

20. IRKEN ENGINEERING REDUCED TO... THIS.

21. SURELY THAT WAS NO HUMAN BEE.

22. ONCE I TAKE CARE OF THE HUMANS,

23. I WILL BEGIN MY WAR AGAINST...

24. THE BEES.

25. GIR, RESPOND.

26. I NEED YOU TO SEND OUT A TOW VEHICLE

27. TO PICK UP THE VOOT RUNNER.

28. GIR? HELLO?

29. GIR, WHERE ARE YOU?

30. MUST BE SOME INTERFERENCE.

31. OH, WELL.

32. THIS PLACE IS FAIRLY DESERTED

33. AND WELL HIDDEN.

34. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RETURN WITH THE TOW VEHICLE,

35. PICK THE CRUISER UP, AND GO.

36. AND WHEN THE REPAIRS ARE DONE,

37. I SHALL HUNT DOWN THAT EVIL DEATH BEE.

38. AN ALIEN.

39. COMPUTER, BRING ME THE VOOT CARRIER.

40. HMM.

41. COMPUTER, DISGUISE THE CARRIER—

42. SOMETHING LESS CONSPICUOUS.

43. Computer voice: PROCESSING. PROCESSING!

44. WHY AM I SO AMAZING?

45. THIS SHOULD BE A STANDARD RECOVERY OPERATION, PIG.

46. WE MOVE IN,

47. WE LOAD THE VOOT RUNNER INTO YOU,

48. AND WE'RE OUT OF THERE.

49. THE HUMANS WILL BE NONE THE WISER.

50. MY SHIP—

51. IN THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY.

52. HOW? HOW?

53. WHO KNOWS WHAT DEFENSES THEY COULD DEVISE THROUGH REVERSE ENGINEERING?

54. STAY HERE, PIG.

55. I'LL CALL YOU IN AS SOON AS I CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE VOOT RUNNER.

56. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

57. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

58. WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD?

59. HOLD IT!

60. WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE BRIGHT AND SHINING SAUCER.

61. WE HAVE CLAIMED THIS DOWNED ALIEN LOVE SHIP

62. AND WANT TO SHARE IT WITH ALL HUMANITY.

63. BUT HUMANITY MUST PROVE ITSELF WORTHY.

64. LOVE SHIP?

65. BUT THAT'S MY—MY...

66. YOUR WHAT?

67. UH...

68. MY DREAM.

69. TO BECOME WORTHY ENOUGH

70. TO GET CLOSE TO THE LOVE SHIP.

71. WONDERFUL.

72. OUR LEADER IS CONDUCTING AN INITIATION RIGHT NOW.

73. STARCHUNK?

74. INITIATION?

75. FOOLS!

76. THERE IS NONE SO WORTHY AS ZIM!

77. YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT POWERS YOU ARE DEALING WITH.

78. NO IDEA AT—

79. NOW, THE FINAL INITIATION.

80. DUH...

81. OK, FINALLY.

82. MY RECOVERY VEHICLE!

83. WE'VE JUST FOUND A NUMBER OF ALIEN ARTIFACTS

84. NEAR THE SITE.

85. TRULY THIS IS A SIGN.

86. OOH.

87. IT APPEARS TO BE SOME FORM OF SYMBOLIC GREETING.

88. THE PIG FORM PERHAPS REPRESENTS MANKIND'S...

89. PIGLIKE AFFINITY FOR EXPLORATION.

90. THE PIG ACCEPTS ME!

91. FOOLS!

92. YOU HAVE NO POSSIBLE IDEA WHAT POWER YOU TOY WITH!

93. RELEASE THE PIG!

94. THE PIG BELONGS TO ALL MANKIND.

95. THIS IS NO MAN PIG.

96. HEY!

97. WHAT? WHAT?

98. THE ALIEN!

99. THE ONE I TOLD YOU I SAW.

100. HMM? WHERE?

101. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER.

102. DON'T TRY ANYTHING ON ME OR I'LL—

103. I'LL—I'LL LAY EGGS IN YOUR STOMACH.

104. I MEAN IT.

105. NOOO!

106. ALLLLIEN.

107. WE ARE YOUR LOVING SERVANTS,

108. OH, WISE ONE.

109. STAND AWAY. YOU SMELL LIKE FEET.

110. LEAVE ME ALONE!

111. FILL US WITH WISDOM FROM ANOTHER BEYOND.

112. YES. FILL US.

113. GIR? GIR?

114. ARE YOU THERE, GIR?

115. HELP ME!

116. HI!

117. GIR, FINALLY.

118. I NEED YOUR HELP.

119. I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.

120. YAY!

121. NO, THAT'S BAD, GIR.

122. YAY!

123. I NEED YOU TO LISTEN VERY, VERY,

124. VERY, VERY, VERY,

125. VERY, VERY, VERY CAREFULLY.

126. WHAT?

127. OOH.

128. YOU ARE THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

129. THE ONE FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECIES TOLD BY...

130. FRANK.

131. YUP. TOLD YOU HE'D COME.

132. BLESS THE CORNS ON MY TOES.

133. EXCUSE ME, THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE.

134. FINALLY. COME ON, GIR.

135. WHO ARE YOU?

136. I AM GOVERNMENT MAN, COME FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

137. THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT ME.

138. OH, HO HO HO!

139. THIS IS NOT AN ALIEN LIFE FORM.

140. HE IS AN EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT.

141. THAT'S AN AIRCRAFT?

142. FOOLS!

143. WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE?

144. WHAT ABOUT THE FLOATING PIG OUT THERE?

145. THAT'S A GOVERNMENT PIG.

146. WELL, I HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING BACK TO THE HOME BASE NOW.

147. BYE-BYE.

148. WAIT!

149. COME ON, GIR. COME ON.

150. UH, EXCUSE ME.

151. HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S REALLY A GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT?

152. AND HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE REALLY WITH THE GOVERNMENT?

153. HE STILL HAS TO BLESS MY TOES.

154. AND WHY SHOULD WE LET YOU TAKE OUR DISCOVERY?

155. I LIKE YOU.

156. IT'S A GOVERNMENT ANDROID.

157. HE'S STEALING OUR ALIEN.

158. GIR, QUICKLY. RIDE THE PIG!

159. HA HA HA HEE!

160. HA HA HA HA!

161. YA HA HA!

162. TAKE ME WITH YOU.

163. TAKE ME WITH YOU!

164. AAH!

165. COME BACK!

166. HA HA HA HA!

167. FASTER, MY PIG. FASTER.

168. WHEEEE-WHOOO!

169. AAH!

170. FINALLY! WE ARE SAFE, GIR.

171. WE'RE BACK ON TRACK.

172. EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH AND—

173. AAH!

174. HA HA HA!

175. AAH! AAAH!

176. AAH! HA HA HA HA!

177. AAH! AAH!

178. WHAT?

179. Ms. SO, YOUNG MAN,

180. NOW YOU SEE THAT THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY FOR EATING PASTE.

181. WOULD YOU SAY THAT LOSING THE USE OF YOUR MOUTH WAS WORTH IT?

182. MM-HMM.

183. HA HA HA HA!

184. STUPID, SILENT GLUE BOY.

185. WHAT'S WRONG, ZIM?

186. DON'T THEY HAVE RAIN ON YOUR PLANET?

187. OF COURSE, WE—

188. OH, SUCH RAIN WE HAD.

189. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

190. BAA!

191. BAA!

192. AAH!

193. SO, THIS RAIN. IS IT POISONOUS?

194. YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?

195. MMM.

196. AAH!

197. I'M LEAVING WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, DIB.

198. PREFERABLY WITHOUT YOU.

199. GO ON, GAZ.

200. I'VE GOT WORK TO DO—

201. FATE OF THE WORLD KIND OF WORK.

202. OOH! CAN I WATCH?

203. WAIT. NO, FORGET IT.

204. OOH! OOH!

205. HMM.

206. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ALL YOUR LIMBS, ZIM,

207. YOU WILL PUT ME DOWN.

208. YOU WILL PUT ME DOWN, NOW.

209. MM-HMM.

210. AAH! OH!

211. OH, I'M SORRY, ZIM.

212. I MEANT FOR THAT TO BE A BIGGER SPLASH.

213. THAT WAS YOUR FATE OF THE WORLD WORK?

214. JUMPING IN A PUDDLE?

215. YOU DO REALIZE I'M GONNA HAVE TO DESTROY YOU NOW.

216. IT WAS WORTH IT.

217. SCORE ONE FOR THE HUMAN RACE.

218. SCORE NOTHING FOR THE ZIM-THINGY RACE.

219. I WILL DESTROY YOU.

220. YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE MY STRATEGIC MASTERMINDING.

221. NOW I KNOW THAT WATER CAUSES HIM EXTREME DISCOMFORT

222. AND CAN USE THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE.

223. I SWEAR, SOMETIMES EVEN I SCARE MYSELF

224. WITH HOW AMAZINGLY I—

225. HOW AMAZINGLY YOU CAN FALL INTO A PUDDLE?

226. I AGREE.

227. ALL RIGHT, ZIM, YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS WAY?

228. I'LL GET YOU BACK.

229. MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW,

230. BUT SOON!

231. SOON WATERY VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE.

232. AS PUNISHMENT FOR YESTERDAY'S PASTE INCIDENT,

233. TODAY WILL BE DEVOTED TO HAVING YOUR MINDS ERASED.

234. AAH!

235. HEY, ZIM!

236. NOOO!

237. OOH!

238. WHY MUST THIS BE?

239. HOW ADVANCED IS AN ALIEN RACE

240. THAT CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE WATER BALLOON?

241. I DON'T EVEN FEEL GOOD ABOUT WINNING THIS ONE.

242. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, PERHAPS,

243. BUT WATCH YOUR BACK, DIB.

244. NOW THAT I HAVE ACCESS

245. TO YOUR WATER BALLOON TECHNOLOGY,

246. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU

247. DOWN TO YOUR EVERY LAST CELL.

248. ON MONDAY WE SETTLE THIS LIKE CHILDREN.

249. HEY.

250. HEY, GENIUS, IT'S MONDAY.

251. AND TAPE YOUR HAIR DOWN.

252. HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

253. WHAT IS THAT?

254. WHAT IS IT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

255. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

256. WHAT IS THIS? WHERE ARE THEY?

257. ZIM!

258. ZIM, YOU COWARD!

259. COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME.

260. POOR LITTLE ZIM.

261. ALL THAT ALIEN POWER,

262. AND BROUGHT DOWN BY A LITTLE EARTHLY WATER.

263. PRETTY OBVIOUS WHO THE SUPERIOR BEING IS HERE.

264. ZIM, GET UP ALREADY.

265. SERIOUSLY, ZIM, GET UP.

266. YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

267. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?

268. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT NOW.

269. OK.

270. AHA HA HA HA!

271. AHA HA HA—WHA?

272. ACK! ARGH!

273. THE WETTENING.

274. THE WETTENING.

275. HELLO.

276. GIR, I'LL BE IN MY LAB BATHING IN PASTE.

277. DON'T DISTURB ME.

278. OOH OOH OOH!

279. WHEE! HEE HEE!

280. HELP! MY HEAD IS STUCK.

281. GIR, HELP!

282. HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE!

283. I—

284. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

285. AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

286. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

287. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

288. —www.ncicap.org—

289. PROCESSING.