1. WHA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
2. DUCATIONCopy !req
3. OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?Copy !req
4. IN ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS,Copy !req
5. THE ALIEN SCOURGE
WILL BRING THE HUMAN RACE
TO ITS KNEES.Copy !req
6. I KNOW. LET'S BUILD
A GIANT SPACE STATION,Copy !req
7. EVACUATE ALL THE PEOPLE,
AND LIVE AMONG THE STARS.Copy !req
8. THERE'S NOT ENOUGH TIME
FOR THAT.Copy !req
9. CAN WE BUILD
A SMALL SPACE STATIONCopy !req
10. AND JUST EVACUATE
ALL THE SCIENTISTS?Copy !req
11. AHEM...Copy !req
12. ALLOW ME TO MAKE
A DEMONSTRATION.Copy !req
13. RIGHT!
WE'LL DESTROY THEM
WITH PEPPER!Copy !req
14. AH-AH-AH—Copy !req
15. AH-AH-AH—Copy !req
16. AH-AH-CHOO!Copy !req
17. THE ALIENS ARE
ALLERGIC TO GERMS!Copy !req
18. AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!Copy !req
19. HOORAY FOR EARTH!Copy !req
20. GIR, EARTH IS
OUR ENEMY.Copy !req
21. OH, I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
22. STUPID HUMAN
PROPAGANDA.Copy !req
23. THE VERY CONCEPT
OF A SUPERIOR
ALIEN SPECIESCopy !req
24. BEING FELLED
BY SOMETHING AS
PATHETIC AS GERMS...Copy !req
25. IS SHEER FANTASY.Copy !req
26. DO THEY REALLY
BELIEVE THAT
COULD HAPPEN?Copy !req
27. GIR.
HEE HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
28. HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
29. EEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
30. TV announcer:
TRYING TO CONQUER
AN ALIEN WORLD?Copy !req
31. REMEMBER, NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE SMALL THREATS.Copy !req
32. LIKE GERMS!
YES, GERMS.Copy !req
33. EVERY PLANET
HAS THEM,Copy !req
34. AND MANY AN INVADING LIFE FORM
HAS BEEN THWARTEDCopy !req
35. BY THESE
INVISIBLE ENEMIES.Copy !req
36. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
37. SO, WHETHER YOU'RE OUT
CONQUERING WORLDSCopy !req
38. OR JUST CONCERNED ABOUT
THESE TINY PESTS,Copy !req
39. MAKE SURE
YOU'RE PREPAREDCopy !req
40. WITH A PAIR OF
GERM-SPYING MICROGOGGLES.Copy !req
41. CLICK HERE FOR
A FREE 5-SECOND DEMO.Copy !req
42. OOH. NEAT.Copy !req
43. NOW, LET'S SEE
THIS MIGHTY HUMAN THREAT.Copy !req
44. DEMO MODE ACTIVATING.Copy !req
45. AAH!Copy !req
46. WASN'T THAT NEAT?Copy !req
47. THANK YOU FOR
TRYING MICROGOGGLES.Copy !req
48. IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW,
PLEASE ORDER THE FULL VERSION.Copy !req
49. THANK YOU.
PLEASE WAIT FOR DELIVERY.Copy !req
50. AAH!Copy !req
51. SO... MUCH...Copy !req
52. FILTH...Copy !req
53. LET'S GO TO MY ROOM,
PIGCopy !req
54. I NEVER EVEN SUSPECTED
THAT THE BATTLE
FOR THE PLANETCopy !req
55. WOULD EVER TAKE PLACE
IN MY OWN FORTRESS.Copy !req
56. HEAR ME NOW, GERMS!Copy !req
57. PREPARE YOURSELVES
FOR DESTRUCTION!Copy !req
58. AHH...Copy !req
59. THE STINK OF CLEAN.Copy !req
60. AH!Copy !req
61. EEK! OW!Copy !req
62. AARGH!Copy !req
63. OOH AAH!Copy !req
64. ANOTHER WIN
FOR THE IRKAN ARMY.Copy !req
65. CLEAN, LEMONY-FRESH VICTORY
IS MINE.Copy !req
66. ALL RIGHT!
SEE YOU LATER, PIG!Copy !req
67. I'M GONNA ROLL AROUND
THE FLOOR FOR
A LITTLE BIT, OK?Copy !req
68. GIR, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
69. STOP IMMEDIATELY!
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.Copy !req
70. AW, SOMEBODY
NEEDS A HUG...Copy !req
71. NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, GIR, NO!Copy !req
72. I'M... GONNA... HUG... YOU!Copy !req
73. NO-O-O!Copy !req
74. AARGH!Copy !req
75. THE ENEMY,
REGROUPING.Copy !req
76. WORSE THAN
I THOUGHT.Copy !req
77. MM-HMM...Copy !req
78. I STILL GET
A HUGGIE-WOO!Copy !req
79. AAH!Copy !req
80. NOT GONNA GET ME...Copy !req
81. GERMS...Copy !req
82. CHEWING MY
SQUEEDILY SPOOCH.Copy !req
83. NOT MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH
YOU DON'T.Copy !req
84. THE MISSION...
WHAT ABOUT THE MISSION?Copy !req
85. I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN,Copy !req
86. BUT THE GERMS,
EXPLODING GERMS,Copy !req
87. SO MANY GERMS.Copy !req
88. THE MISSION.Copy !req
89. THE MISSION.
I HAVE A JOB TO DO.Copy !req
90. I AM AN INVADER.Copy !req
91. I CAN'T LET THESE GERMSCopy !req
92. MAKE ME LOSE SIGHT
OF THE BIGGER MISSION.Copy !req
93. SCHOOL.Copy !req
94. IT'S SCHOOL THAT
I'VE BEEN MISSING.Copy !req
95. THEY MUST BE REALLY
SUSPICIOUS BY NOW.Copy !req
96. HEY. WHERE'S ZIM?Copy !req
97. HUH?
I DUNNO.Copy !req
98. I HAVEN'T REPORTED
TO THE TALLEST IN TOO LONG.Copy !req
99. THEY WILL
BE WORRIED ABOUT ME!Copy !req
100. MUSTN'T ALARM THEM.Copy !req
101. P.A.: INCOMING REPORT
FROM EARTH...Copy !req
102. OH. ZIM...Copy !req
103. YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY SHOULD
HAVE GIVEN HIMCopy !req
104. A MISSION ON A SUNCopy !req
105. OR A PLANET
OF BROKEN GLASS
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
106. OR ONE OF THOSE
EXPLODING HEAD
PLANETS...Copy !req
107. YES, WHAT IS IT
NOW, ZIM?Copy !req
108. SIRS.Copy !req
109. I APOLOGIZE FOR
NOT REPORTING IN,
BUT—EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
110. ALL IS GOING WELL.Copy !req
111. NOTHING TOO BIG
TO REPORT, ASIDE
FROM THE USUAL—Copy !req
112. AARGH! WOULD YA
LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT ONE!Copy !req
113. NO! NO!Copy !req
114. I'M ALMOST OUT
OF DISINFECTANT.Copy !req
115. ALL HOPE WILL BE LOST
IF I DON'T GET MORE!Copy !req
116. CLEVER!Copy !req
117. BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP.
I'LL DESTROY YOU!Copy !req
118. AND YOU!
AND YOU!Copy !req
119. AND YOU!Copy !req
120. DID THAT SCARE
YOU, TOO?Copy !req
121. GIR!Copy !req
122. PAY ATTENTION, GIR.Copy !req
123. WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE STORECopy !req
124. TO PICK UP SOME MORE
CLEANING THINGS.Copy !req
125. I NEED AS MUCH
AS I CAN GET.Copy !req
126. SO YOU'LL HAVE
TO HELP ME CARRY STUFF.Copy !req
127. UGH! YOU'RE
STILL SO GERMY.Copy !req
128. BUT IT'LL
HAVE TO DO.Copy !req
129. I NEED TO SAVE
SOME OF THIS FOR THE TRIP.Copy !req
130. COME, GIR.Copy !req
131. LOOK,
THERE IT IS!Copy !req
132. UH! AH!Copy !req
133. LET ME TRY!Copy !req
134. NO, GIR.
THE GERMS!Copy !req
135. OHH...Copy !req
136. MY GERM SPRAY.Copy !req
137. GIR! COME BACK!Copy !req
138. ARE YOU NEXT
IN LINE?Copy !req
139. HORROR...Copy !req
140. GIR!Copy !req
141. THE DISINFECTANT—
WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
142. WHERE I LEFT IT.
WANT A BITE?Copy !req
143. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
144. THERE ARE
NO GERMS
ON THIS THING.Copy !req
145. COMPLETELY
GERM FREE.Copy !req
146. HOW IS
THIS POSSIBLE?Copy !req
147. HOW CAN THIS BE?Copy !req
148. YOU,
BURGER LORD,Copy !req
149. HOW IS IT
THAT THIS MEAT
IS SO PURE,Copy !req
150. SO PERFECT?Copy !req
151. WELL, IT ALL
STARTED IN 1962.Copy !req
152. UTILIZING ADVANCES
IN MODERN FOOD SYNTHESIS,Copy !req
153. SCIENTISTS AT NASA
BEGAN WORKCopy !req
154. ON A GERM-HOSTILE
SPACE MEATCopy !req
155. TO BE USED DURING
LONG EXPEDITIONSCopy !req
156. INTO DEEP SPACE.Copy !req
157. ONLY RECENTLY
HAS THEIR HARD WORK PAID OFF,Copy !req
158. AS EVEN MORE ADVANCES
IN THE FIELD OF SPACE MEATCopy !req
159. HAVE BEEN MADE AND APPLIED TO
WHAT IS NOW CALLEDCopy !req
160. OPERATION MEAT.Copy !req
161. SEEING THIS AS A WAY
TO END THEIR STREAKCopy !req
162. OF BEING SUED
BY ANGRY CUSTOMERSCopy !req
163. POISONED BY
THEIR BURGERS,Copy !req
164. THE McMEATIES CORPORATION
DECIDED TO TRYCopy !req
165. THIS MIRACULOUS
SPACE MEAT.Copy !req
166. NOT HAVING ACCESS
TO THAT TECHNOLOGY,Copy !req
167. WE MAKE OURS
OUT OF NAPKINS.Copy !req
168. INGENIOUS.
THIS GIVES
ME AN IDEA,Copy !req
169. GREASY
BURGER MAN.Copy !req
170. YES. A WAY AROUND
THE GERMS,Copy !req
171. A WAY I CAN
RESUME MY MISSIONCopy !req
172. AND DEAL WITH
THE GERM ENEMYCopy !req
173. WITHOUT BRINGING ANY
ATTENTION TO MYSELF.Copy !req
174. YES. YES.Copy !req
175. THE ANSWER
IS IN THE MEAT.Copy !req
176. GIVE ME
ALL THE MEAT.Copy !req
177. HOW YA DOIN'?Copy !req
178. AHA HA HA HA...Copy !req
179. OOH! ARGH!Copy !req
180. M-MY ORGANS!Copy !req
181. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
182. INFERIOR HUMAN ORGANS.Copy !req
183. BALL!
MY SQUEEDILY SPOOCH!Copy !req
184. SQUEEDILY SPOOCH?Copy !req
185. DID YOU HEAR THAT, GAZ?Copy !req
186. THAT'S NO HUMAN ORGAN.Copy !req
187. HUMANS DON'T HAVE
SQUEEDILY SPOOCHES.Copy !req
188. I'VE GOT
A SQUEEDILY SPOOCH.Copy !req
189. IF ONLY I HAD SOME WAY
OF LOOKING INSIDE HIS BODY.Copy !req
190. I'M LOOKING
FOR A MR. DIB.Copy !req
191. THAT'S ME.Copy !req
192. IT'S MY PERSONAL X-SCOPE.Copy !req
193. I ORDERED IT FROM THE BACK
OF CROP CIRCLES MAGAZINE.Copy !req
194. YOU HAD IT
DELIVERED TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
195. HEY!
THROW IT OVER HERECopy !req
196. YOU FILTHY,
STINKING FRIENDS.Copy !req
197. INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
198. SEE, GAZ,
TO DEFEAT MY ENEMY,Copy !req
199. I MUST STUDY MY ENEMY,
THEN BECOME MY ENEMY,Copy !req
200. THEN MOVE IN WITH
MY ENEMY,Copy !req
201. THEN WEAR MY ENEMY'S
CLOTHES, THEN—Copy !req
202. YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT.Copy !req
203. Ms.
SO YOU SEE,Copy !req
204. "RING AROUND THE ROSIE"
REFERS TO THE HORRIBLE SYMPTOMSCopy !req
205. OF A TERRIFYING DISEASE.Copy !req
206. A DISEASE WHICH...Copy !req
207. A DISEASE WHICH...Copy !req
208. ZIM!Copy !req
209. SIR!Copy !req
210. THERE'S A PIGEON
ON YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
211. YOU'VE GOT HEAD PIGEONS.Copy !req
212. GET TO THE NURSE
BEFORE THEY SPREAD
TO THE OTHER CHILDREN.Copy !req
213. YES, MS. BITTERS.Copy !req
214. NO LEAVING THE CLASS
WITHOUT A HALL PASS, ZIM.Copy !req
215. OF COURSE.Copy !req
216. IF YOU LEAVE
SCHOOL GROUNDS,Copy !req
217. IT WILL EXPLODE.Copy !req
218. YOU KNOW, ZIM,Copy !req
219. WHEN THE NURSE
EXAMINES YOU,Copy !req
220. SHE'LL NOTICE
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE
HUMAN ORGANS.Copy !req
221. THEN IT'S JUST
A SHORT STEP TO A HOSPITALCopy !req
222. AND FROM THERE
TO AN ALIEN AUTOPSY TABLE,Copy !req
223. AND THEN YOU'RE
JUST ANOTHER SEGMENT
ON MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES.Copy !req
224. I'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
225. I BET MY
SQUEEDILY SPOOCH ON IT.Copy !req
226. HMM.Copy !req
227. MM-HMM.Copy !req
228. HEY!Copy !req
229. WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS?Copy !req
230. SAY, YOU'RE FULL
OF ORGANS, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
231. WHY, YES.
YES, I AM.Copy !req
232. AND YOU WOULDN'T
NOTICE IF YOU WERE,Copy !req
233. SAY, MISSING A FEW?Copy !req
234. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
235. HEH HEH.Copy !req
236. HEE HEE HEE.Copy !req
237. HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
238. HEE HEE.
HO HO HO.Copy !req
239. AHEM.Copy !req
240. AAH!Copy !req
241. Ms.
AND THEN THE RATS
CAME FOR THEM.Copy !req
242. THOUSANDS OF THEM.Copy !req
243. DIRTY, DIRTY RATS.Copy !req
244. AND THESE WEREN'T
THE CUDDLY KIND OF RATSCopy !req
245. YOU GET IN
TODAY'S SEWERS.Copy !req
246. MS. BITTERS?Copy !req
247. I THINK A PENCIL
IS LODGED IN MY BRAIN.Copy !req
248. CAN I GO TO THE NURSE?Copy !req
249. HOW FAR
IN YOUR BRAIN?Copy !req
250. PRETTY FAR.Copy !req
251. ALL RIGHT.
TAKE THE AUXILIARY
HALL PASS.Copy !req
252. I'M LOOKING FOR
THE PIGEON HEAD KID.Copy !req
253. NOBODY'S COME IN
WITH HEAD PIGEONS,
YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
254. ZIM?Copy !req
255. THE GREEN KID.Copy !req
256. OH, THE GREEN CHILD.Copy !req
257. HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN.Copy !req
258. THE COOING.Copy !req
259. THE COOING.Copy !req
260. HE'S MISSING HIS LIVER.Copy !req
261. THAT'S HOW SOME KIDS REACT
TO THE CAFETERIA FOOD.Copy !req
262. THE LUCKY ONES.Copy !req
263. NO.Copy !req
264. IT'S ZIM.
IT HAS TO BE.Copy !req
265. HE'S STEALING ORGANSCopy !req
266. AND REPLACING THEM WITH...Copy !req
267. STUFF.Copy !req
268. HE MUST BE STOPPED.Copy !req
269. DON'T FORGET
YOUR HALL PASS.Copy !req
270. RIGHT.Copy !req
271. MUST WARN OTHERS.Copy !req
272. ZIM?Copy !req
273. ZIM?Copy !req
274. DO NOT SHOW FEAR.Copy !req
275. THIS IS ME WITHOUT FEAR...Copy !req
276. AND A 62-POUND HALL PASS.Copy !req
277. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
278. YOUR ORGANS!
IN DANGER!Copy !req
279. I DON'T FEEL
SO GOOD.Copy !req
280. THE HALL PASS.Copy !req
281. LOOK AT THEM.Copy !req
282. AND IT'S NOT EVEN
KETCHUP AND RICE DAY.Copy !req
283. GAZ!Copy !req
284. DON'T BOTHER ME,
DIB.Copy !req
285. I'M IN THE ZONE.Copy !req
286. THAT'S IT, ZIM.Copy !req
287. THIS HAS TO STOP.Copy !req
288. I'M AFRAID
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
289. LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
290. YOU'RE A HIDEOUS BLOB
OF STOLEN ORGANS.Copy !req
291. I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.Copy !req
292. YOU THINK
YOU CAN FOOLCopy !req
293. A TRAINED MEDICAL
PROFESSIONAL?Copy !req
294. YES.Copy !req
295. I SUPPOSE YOU'VE GOT
A HEART IN THERE.Copy !req
296. 6 OF THEM.
INTESTINES?Copy !req
297. LARGE OR SMALL?
SPLEEN?Copy !req
298. IN 3 DIFFERENT COLORS.Copy !req
299. WHAT ABOUT LUNGS?Copy !req
300. HMM.Copy !req
301. YOU WON'T FIND LUNGS
ON MY WATCH, ZIM.Copy !req
302. YOU! YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'VE STILL GOT
ALL YOUR ORGANS.Copy !req
303. YEAH, SO?Copy !req
304. YOU'RE IN DANGER.
COME WITH ME.Copy !req
305. I HAVE TO
GO LIFT THINGS.Copy !req
306. UM, THEN
I'LL COME WITH YOU.Copy !req
307. AND HE WANTS
TO DESTROY US ALL.Copy !req
308. NOW, I KNOW
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY,
BUT YOU'LL THANK ME.Copy !req
309. YOU'LL ALL THANK ME.Copy !req
310. ALIENS ARE KIND OF
A HOBBY OF MINE.Copy !req
311. WELL, MORE OF
A WAY OF LIFE, REALLY.Copy !req
312. MAN, YOU'RE
CREEPING ME OUT.Copy !req
313. I HAVE VAGUE MEMORIES
OF BEING TAKEN ON BOARD
AN ALIEN SHIP AS A BABY.Copy !req
314. AND I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK THEY
WERE DOING TESTS ON ME,Copy !req
315. TRYING TO CREATE
SOME KIND OF GENIUS
SUPER BABY, PERHAPS?Copy !req
316. TORQUE?Copy !req
317. TORQUE SMACKY,
IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
318. COME ON, MAN,
TALK TO ME.Copy !req
319. LET ME KNOW
YOU'RE STILL HERE.Copy !req
320. TORQUE SMACKY!Copy !req
321. NO-O-O!Copy !req
322. NO-O-O!Copy !req
323. THAT ONE
HAS HEAD PIGEONS.Copy !req
324. THE OTHER ONE IS
JUST ANNOYING. FIX IT.Copy !req
325. UHH...Copy !req
326. YOUR STUPID PLAN
WON'T WORK, ZIM.Copy !req
327. YOU'LL NEVER
PULL THIS OFF.Copy !req
328. YOU SPEAK CRAZINESS,
EARTH BOY.Copy !req
329. MORE ORGANS MEANS
MORE HUMAN.Copy !req
330. IT WILL WORK.Copy !req
331. THERE.Copy !req
332. WHY, YOU'RE ONE
OF THE HEALTHIEST
LITTLE CHILDRENCopy !req
333. I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
334. AND SUCH PLENTIFUL
ORGANS.Copy !req
335. AND WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
336. AAH!Copy !req
337. IT ISN'T HUMAN!Copy !req
338. IT'S HORRIBLE!Copy !req
339. BUT HE—Copy !req
340. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT
OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
341. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
342. WASN'T THAT NEAT?Copy !req