Invader ZIM 1x4

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Zim makes a huge scene over his inability to eat lunch food, he overhears one of the girls at school talking about how inhuman he seems to be and how he has no friends. In an attempt to appear more normal, Zim decides to spend time with a student named Keef, though Zim soon finishes his plan and he considers himself normal, so he tries to get Keef to leave him alone. Much to Zim’s chagrin, however, Keef continues to follow Zim around, so Zim decides to take unorthodox measures to ensure Keef leaves him alone.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NOGGIN

2. THAT NEW KID'S A FREAK.

3. I THINK HIS NAME IS ZIP OR SOMETHING.

4. HE'S BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH TO AT LEAST MAKE SOME LOSER FRIENDS,

5. LIKE THAT CREEP KID, DIM...

6. OR THOSE REJECTS IN THE CORNER.

7. BUT LOOK AT HIM, ALL BY HIMSELF,

8. I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF KID DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS?

9. IT'S SO INHUMAN.

10. CONGRATULATIONS ON DISCOVERING THE GROTESQUE SPACE MONSTER!

11. TELL US, HOW DID YOU KNOW HE WAS AN ALIEN?

12. WELL, WE NOTICED HE HAD NO FRIENDS.

13. I'M LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. WOULD YOU BE—

14. I WAS BORN WITH WEBBED FISH TOES...

15. LIKE SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE FISHBOY.

16. WANT TO SEE?

17. WOULD YOU—

18. SQUEALY FOOLS!

19. THESE HUMAN FILTHIES SHOULD BE HONORED

20. TO EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS POSSIBLE FRIENDS OF ZIM!

21. WHO AMONG YOU FEELS THEY ARE WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE MY BEST FRIEND?

22. GOOD. I HAVE DEVISED SOME SIMPLE TESTS

23. TO DETERMINE WHO IS THE WORTHIEST.

24. WE BEGIN BY TESTING YOUR ABSORBENCY.

25. OOH! HEY! OOH!

26. NEXT, I TEST YOUR ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY.

27. AND NOW, THE FINAL TEST...

28. WE HAVE A WINNER. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FRIEND?

29. MY NAME'S KEEF.

30. WOW! I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING BEFORE.

31. I PROMISE I'LL BE THE BEST, MOST LOYAL FRIEND EVER!

32. I'M SO HAPPY.

33. DON'T TOUCH ME.

34. I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO MEET KEEF.

35. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

36. NOT YOURS... MINE!

37. GET LOST, YOU LOSERS.

38. VERY WELL, I AM GOING TO GET LOST.

39. BUT NOTICE I AM GETTING LOST WITH MY BEST FRIEND!

40. AND THEN TOMORROW, THERE'S THE CIRCUS.

41. WE CAN GO TO THE CIRCUS! I LOVE THE CIRCUS!

42. YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CIRCUS, ZIM?

43. I WANT TO CONGRATULATE YOU, KEEF, ON A JOB WELL DONE.

44. YOU HAVE BEEN A MOST CONVINCING FRIEND.

45. BUT NOW THAT THE WORLD SEEMS SATISFIED

46. WITH MY KNACK FOR COMPANIONSHIP,

47. I DON'T THINK I WILL BE REQUIRING YOUR SERVICES ANY LONGER.

48. OUR MISSION TOGETHER IS DONE.

49. GOOD JOB, SOLDIER. BE GONE WITH YOU.

50. HEY, YOU GOT ANY VIDEO GAMES?

51. YES.

52. A JOB WELL DONE.

53. HELLO?

54. HEYA, BUDDY. HOW YOU DOING?

55. KEEF? I TOLD YOU I DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR—

56. I UNDERSTAND, ZIM. I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO—

57. HOLD ON, I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL.

58. HELLO?

59. HEYA, BUDDY! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE CIRCUS!

60. GIR!

61. YES, MY MASTER!

62. GIR, I'M GOING DOWN TO THE LAB.

63. DO NOT LET ANYONE IN THE HOUSE.

64. YES, SIR!

65. LEPRECHAUNS!

66. HEY, ZIM! YOU SHOWED UP JUST IN TIME FOR THE WAFFLES!

67. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

68. I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!

69. YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?

70. OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!

71. OH! WE CAN WALK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.

72. I'M SICK. I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY.

73. POOR SICK ZIM.

74. NO WONDER HE'S SO SAD.

75. I HAVE A GREAT IDEA, GIR.

76. I THINK WE SHOULD THROW OUR ZIM A SURPRISE PARTY.

77. IT'LL CHEER HIM UP.

78. I'LL GET A BUNCH OF KIDS

79. AND BRING THEM OVER AFTER SCHOOL.

80. NOW, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.

81. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GIR?

82. A SURPRISE. ZIM CAN'T FIND OUT.

83. MEOW.

84. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GIR?

85. NOTHING.

86. NOTHING? OR SOMETHING?

87. OOOH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

88. YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME!

89. KEEF IS PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AFTER SCHOOL!

90. HE'S GONNA BRING ALL THE KIDS BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!

91. THAT BOY LOVES YOU SO MUCH!

92. I'M MAKIN' THE CAKE!

93. HE'S BRINGING ALL THE CHILDREN TO OUR SECRET LAIR?

94. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

95. YES.

96. WAIT A MINUTE... NO.

97. IT MEANS OUR MISSION IS IN JEOPARDY!

98. AW, MAN.

99. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THIS... KEEF.

100. IF HE SUCCEEDS, THE WHOLE POPULATION OF EARTH

101. WILL SHOW UP ON OUR DOORSTEP.

102. PARTY AFTER SCHOOL AT ZIM'S HOUSE.

103. EVERYBODY'S INVITED!

104. WHO'S ZIM?

105. HE'S THE GREEN KID. YOU KNOW HIM.

106. OH, YOU MEAN THE FREAK WITH THAT ONE FRIEND

107. THAT MAKES HIM EVEN FREAKIER?

108. HA HA. I DON'T THINK SO.

109. THESE HUMANS AND THEIR FILTHY "FRIENDSHIP."

110. IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

111. I CAN SEE THEM NOW.

112. PARTEEEEE!

113. PARTEEEE!

114. OK, NOW YOU GUYS WAIT HERE WHILE I GET HIM.

115. THEN JUMP OUT AND YELL "SURPRISE!"

116. HE'LL BE SO HAPPY.

117. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY BEFORE.

118. DO THEY HURT?

119. HEY, ZIM! I'M HOME!

120. FOR ME?

121. OH, YOU ARE MY BESTEST FRIEND.

122. THANK YOU, ZIM.

123. KEEF...

124. YES...?

125. WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

126. THAT WOULD BE ZIM.

127. TODAY, HE GOT ME—

128. SILENCE! WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS,

129. THE NEXT LIVING THING YOU SEE YOU WILL BELIEVE TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

130. I LIKE ZIM.

131. I KNOW YOU DO. BUT PAY ATTENTION!

132. WHAT HAPPENED?

133. ZIM! HOW'D YOU GET OUT THERE?

134. HEY, WAIT UP! I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

135. HA HA HA! HUMANS AND THEIR "FRIENDSHIP."

136. INVADERS NEED NO ONE. NO ONE!

137. HEY, GUYS! THIS IS ZIM!

138. IT'S ZIM!

139. FORGET THIS WEIRDO.

140. HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE SOMETHING REALLY NEAT?

141. HEY, I'M HUNGRY. CAN I GET SOME OF THAT?

142. NO.

143. YOU DON'T LIKE WAFFLES?

144. SECURITY BREACH.

145. AH! AN INTRUDER!

146. AH! GIR, YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN!

147. I GOT CHOCOLATE BUBBLEGUM.

148. GIR, WITH AN ENTIRE PLANET OF ENEMIES

149. WAITING FOR US TO DROP OUR GUARD,

150. WE HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL

151. NOT TO HAVE OUR GUARDS GET ALL...

152. DROPPY. UNDERSTAND?

153. I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

154. NOW, I'M GOING DOWN BELOW TO CHECK

155. THE LASER WEASEL EXPERIMENT.

156. I THINK THEY'RE RIPE BY NOW.

157. COMPUTER! TAKE ME TO THE WEASELS!

158. WOW!

159. HEY! IT WASN'T ME.

160. YES, IT WAS. COMPUTER, INTRUDER ALERT!

161. NOW I HAVE PROOF, ZIM.

162. PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

163. SOON, YOUR ZIM GUTS WILL BE STREWN ALL OVER AN AUTOPSY TABLE.

164. AH!

165. YOU LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN, TOO?

166. OH, YEAH.

167. ZIM WASN'T IN CLASS TODAY, GAZ.

168. MAYBE HE'S SICK.

169. YEAH. SICK WITH FEAR! ONCE THESE PICTURES GET OUT,

170. HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE ANY LONGER.

171. I'M GOING TO SEND THEM TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES

172. AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW!

173. MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN LET ME HOST THE SHOW. MY OWN EPISODE.

174. I'M ONLY 13 LEVELS AWAY FROM FINISHING THIS GAME.

175. SO I EITHER FINISH MY GAME,

176. OR MAKE YOU WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.

177. FOR YEARS, THE WORLD HAS WONDERED,

178. "ARE THERE ALIENS AMONG US?"

179. BUT WE HERE AT MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES OF STRANGE MYSTERY

180. HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION,

181. AND THAT ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING "MAYBE",

182. WHICH IS WHY, AS ALWAYS,

183. WE ASK YOU, OUR VIEWERS,

184. TO HELP US PUT AN END TO THIS QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL...

185. SEND US YOUR PROOF OF ALIEN EXISTENCE

186. AND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE.

187. WHAT?

188. REMEMBER EARLIER, THE WHOLE BUGGING ME THING?

189. YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

190. I'M NOT DOING THIS, GAZ!

191. I DON'T HAVE CONTROL OF MY ARMS!

192. I'M LETTING YOU LIVE THIS TIME, DIB,

193. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M STILL GETTING THROUGH THIS LAST LEVEL.

194. BUT GAZ...!

195. HELLO, DIB!

196. WHAT THE...? ZIM!

197. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TV?

198. I'M NOT IN YOUR TV.

199. I'M TRANSMITTING FROM... INSIDE YOUR BODY!

200. SPOOKY, YES? AT THIS VERY MOMENT,

201. I'M INSIDE A MICROSCOPIC SUBMERSIBLE

202. SOMEWHERE IN YOUR DISGUSTING BELLY,

203. ATTACHED TO YOUR ARM CONTROL NERVE.

204. ARM CONTROL NERVE?

205. YES, ARM CONTROL NERVE.

206. IN MY BELLY?

207. YES.

208. HUMANS DON'T HAVE ARM CONTROL NERVES.

209. DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS!

210. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE OF ME?

211. A FUNNY STORY.

212. IT BEGINS THIS AFTERNOON, IN THE CAFETERIA...

213. MAYBE HE'S SICK.

214. YEAH, SICK WITH FEAR!

215. ONCE THESE PICTURES GET OUT HE WON'T BE ABLE TO HIDE ANY LONGER—

216. I'M GOING TO SEND THEM TO MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES

217. AND THEN THE WORLD WILL KNOW!

218. NOW, DOWN TO BUSINESS.

219. NO!

220. YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D SEND THE ORIGINAL DISC, DID YOU?

221. THAT WAS A COPY!

222. ONLY I KNOW WHERE THE ORIGINAL DISC IS!

223. HA HA HA HA! IDIOTIC HUMAN!

224. I'LL JUST GO TO YOUR BRAIN AND DELETE THE KNOWLEDGE

225. OF WHERE YOU HID THE MASTER DISC!

226. AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN...

227. NOT SMART... NO MORE!

228. NOOOOOO!

229. DAD! DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP!

230. THE WORLD NEEDS MY HELP, SON.

231. OF COURSE.

232. THE CONTROLS ARE OVER THERE. WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, SON?

233. THERE'S AN ALIEN IN MY GUTS,

234. AND HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY MY BRAIN!

235. AH, WELL. RUN ALONG THEN.

236. I'M COMING, ZIM.

237. WHAT THE?

238. OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

239. WITH DIB TURNED INTO A DROOLING MORON,

240. NOTHING WILL STAND IN MY WAY. NOT EVEN DROOL.

241. GUESS WHO'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, ZIM?

242. HEY, WHAT GAME IS THAT?

243. THERE IS NO GAME. THIS IS MY LIFE!

244. YEAH, IT'S COOL LOOKING,

245. BUT IT STILL JUST LOOKS LIKE A GAME.

246. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, DIB!

247. MY PILOTING SKILLS ARE UNMATCHED!

248. IS THAT ZIM? IS THIS AN ONLINE GAME?

249. GAZ, PLEASE, I NEED TO CONCENTRATE.

250. LET'S SEE.

251. HOW ABOUT THIS?

252. AH!

253. I'VE BEEN FLYING SHIPS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,

254. SAD LITTLE EARTH MONKEY.

255. AAARGH! MY SPLEEN!

256. NOW, I'M IN YOUR TRACHEA, DIB.

257. YOUR BRAIN IS SO CLOSE, I CAN SMELL IT!

258. CAN I PLAY?

259. WAIT A MINUTE. HE'S IN MY TRACHEA...

260. GET AWAY FROM MY BRAIN, ZIM!

261. ENOUGH ALREADY! PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM.

262. QUARTER CIRCLE BACK.

263. WHAT?

264. THE TRANSFORMATION MOVE.

265. IT'S ALWAYS QUARTER CIRCLE BACK.

266. OH, HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

267. WHEN YOU DIE, CAN I PLAY?

268. COME ON, DIB. LET ME PLAY.

269. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. I CAN BEAT HIM.

270. NO WAY! HE'S IN MY ORGANS, NOT YOURS.

271. I DON'T REALLY KNOW THE CONTROLS YET!

272. OH, NO!

273. THIS IS KIND OF SAD, DIB.

274. I WILL PUT AN END TO THIS NOW.

275. ARMS...

276. LIKE... NOODLES!

277. IT'S MY TURN.

278. NOW, LET'S SEE WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE LOCATION OF THE DISC, DIB.

279. THERE!

280. HE'S IN MY HEAD!

281. KNOWLEDGE... LOSING...

282. BRAIN... POOF!

283. I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THE FILE IS, GAZ!

284. HE DID IT! HE MADE ME FORGET!

285. QUIET, DIB.

286. AND NOW TO UNLEASH STUPIDITY ON YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN!

287. FROM THIS DAY FORTH,

288. YOU WILL NOT BE A THREAT TO ME ANY—

289. THE HUMAN DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!

290. I'LL FINISH WITH THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN

291. AFTER I DEAL WITH YOUR JUNKY... JUNK THING.

292. HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING.

293. HELP ME!

294. THAT GAME WAS STUPID.

295. NOW, FOR MY FINISHING MOVE.

296. WAIT, DIB. WHAT'S GOING ON?

297. NOOOOOOOO!

298. ON AND NOGGIN

299. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—