1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
4. HI, COW!Copy !req
5. GIR, GET IN HERE!Copy !req
6. BYE, COW.Copy !req
7. MONSTERS, GIR.Copy !req
8. WE DO.Copy !req
9. OOH!Copy !req
10. WE'LL SWITCH.Copy !req
11. YOU MAN
THE TRACTOR BEAM.Copy !req
12. I'LL PUMP THE COWS
FULL OF HUMAN SEWAGE.Copy !req
13. COWS ARE MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
14. I DON'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
15. THE CONTROLS, GIR.Copy !req
16. YOOOO!Copy !req
17. ONCE I TAINT THE HUMANS'
MEAT SUPPLY WITH FILTH,Copy !req
18. FOR CONQUEST.Copy !req
19. WITH DOOKY!Copy !req
20. GIR, BRING ME COW.Copy !req
21. YES, SIR.Copy !req
22. I LIKE DOOKY.Copy !req
23. SOMETIMES I'MCopy !req
24. WHAT'S GOING ON
HEAD OF YOURS.Copy !req
25. MOO!Copy !req
26. GIR! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
27. WEENIES! WEENIES!
DANCING WEENIES!Copy !req
28. STOP! YOU'LL BLOW
OUR INGENIOUS COVER!Copy !req
29. IT'S TIMECopy !req
30. GLITCHES, GIR.Copy !req
31. BOOP BOOP BEE BOOOP...Copy !req
32. WAFFLES!Copy !req
33. I'M GOING TO ATTEMPTCopy !req
34. BEHAVIORAL MODULATOR.Copy !req
35. WHAT?
DOOTY.Copy !req
36. SUFFER LARGE, ALIEN!Copy !req
37. GIR! ATTACK!Copy !req
38. YES, SIR!Copy !req
39. DISTRACTIONS, GIR.Copy !req
40. ATTACK THE HUMAN!Copy !req
41. HIGH SETTING.Copy !req
42. YES, SIR!Copy !req
43. DOODEE! DOODEE!
DOODEE! DOO!Copy !req
44. ATTACK!Copy !req
45. YES, SIR!Copy !req
46. SIR, TARGET
IS A HOLOGRAM,Copy !req
47. AND THEREFORE,
TO OUR MISSION.Copy !req
48. OUR MISSION, GIR?Copy !req
49. THE INDIGENOUS LIFE,Copy !req
50. WEAKNESSES,Copy !req
51. BADNESS. YAY.Copy !req
52. YES... YES... YES!Copy !req
53. AND BY MY SIDE,Copy !req
54. BY MY SIDE...Copy !req
55. AW, LET'S GET
OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
56. YOU ARE NOWCopy !req
57. ALL ALONG, GIR.Copy !req
58. WORTHY OF ME.Copy !req
59. I AM ZIM!Copy !req
60. NOW, WITH YOUR AMAZINGCopy !req
61. INVESTIGATE THAT SOUND.Copy !req
62. SIR, IT IS MERELY
A POLICE SIREN.Copy !req
63. DO AS I SAY!Copy !req
64. YES, SIR!Copy !req
65. OPENING DOOR!
RUNNING! RUNNING!Copy !req
66. GIR! WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE?Copy !req
67. THIS ISN'T
INFORMATION RETRIEVAL!Copy !req
68. ARE YOU INSANE?Copy !req
69. MEAT TESTING.Copy !req
70. PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!Copy !req
71. AH! OW, MY BONE'S JAMMED
UP INTO MY NECK.Copy !req
72. OH. HUH?Copy !req
73. ALIENS?Copy !req
74. GREAT. NOW I HAVECopy !req
75. ALL HE'S SEEN.Copy !req
76. WILL TAKE HOURS.Copy !req
77. EARTH CHILD'S BRAIN.Copy !req
78. I'M SO HAPPY.
ALL THE TIME!
IT'S GREAT!Copy !req
79. HAH!Copy !req
80. PLEASE, I HAVE A HOUSECopy !req
81. AND A TOILET—TOILET...
CHILDREN.Copy !req
82. MAKE SILENCE NOW,
HUMAN.Copy !req
83. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,Copy !req
84. THE S.I.R. UNIT CODECopy !req
85. IS THREATENED.Copy !req
86. WAS A THREAT.Copy !req
87. WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?Copy !req
88. DID YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
89. OF COURSE, I...Copy !req
90. YOUR LEGS ARE STUPID!Copy !req
91. GO UPSTAIRS AND... UM...Copy !req
92. BETTER FOR YOU TO DO.Copy !req
93. THAT'S A GOOD, GIR.Copy !req
94. GIR.Copy !req
95. RIGHT AWAY...Copy !req
96. S-SIR.Copy !req
97. OBSERVING. OBSERVING.
OBSERVING.Copy !req
98. INTESTINAL ITCHING?Copy !req
99. I DO.Copy !req
100. TELEVISION IS STUPID.Copy !req
101. UTILIZING ME PROPERLY.Copy !req
102. I MUST SHOW MY "MASTER"
IS DONE.Copy !req
103. AN INFORMATION CENTER.Copy !req
104. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
105. RETINAL SCAN.Copy !req
106. REJECTED!Copy !req
107. I'M SORRY.
OVERDUE.Copy !req
108. WE'LL HAVE TO
CONFISCATE YOUR RETINAS.Copy !req
109. TO ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!Copy !req
110. HMM. HMM...Copy !req
111. UNDER REFERENCE.Copy !req
112. NOT ACCEPTABLE,
LIBRARY DRONE!Copy !req
113. MY TENTACLES!
WHERE ARE MY TENTACLES?Copy !req
114. DON'T WORRY,
OFFICER.Copy !req
115. EARTH BRAIN HOSPITAL.Copy !req
116. ARE NORMAL.Copy !req
117. THERE'S A SQUID BRAIN
IN YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
118. CALLING UNIT 12,
UNIT 12.Copy !req
119. UH!Copy !req
120. AAAHH!Copy !req
121. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
MY INK.Copy !req
122. WHY CAN'T I SHOOT
INK ANYMORE?Copy !req
123. CAN'T SHOOT INK?Copy !req
124. GAHHHH! SQUID!Copy !req
125. THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.Copy !req
126. OF CITIZENS.Copy !req
127. RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
128. OH, IT'S GIR.Copy !req
129. I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
130. THAT HORRIBLE ROBOT!Copy !req
131. PLEASE! JUST TAKE ME
BACK TO THE SEA!Copy !req
132. AHH!Copy !req
133. RELAX, HUMANS!
THE POLICE ARE...Copy !req
134. EW!Copy !req
135. THE KNOWLEDGE.Copy !req
136. IT FILLS ME.Copy !req
137. IT IS NEAT.Copy !req
138. GIR! YOU'VE DRAINED
ENOUGH HUMANS TODAY.Copy !req
139. IS NOT YET FULL.Copy !req
140. WE'RE NOTICED...Copy !req
141. SOME MORE.Copy !req
142. HEY! QUIT IT!Copy !req
143. YOU ARE NO COMMANDER.Copy !req
144. TO THE MISSION.Copy !req
145. ARE STUPID.Copy !req
146. HAS BEEN STUPID.Copy !req
147. IS STUPID.Copy !req
148. THE MISSION,Copy !req
149. YOU MUST BE TERMINATED.Copy !req
150. SQUID MAN!
ASSIST ME!Copy !req
151. ARG! INK...
NOT WORKING!Copy !req
152. IS...Copy !req
153. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW
WHAT COMES OUT.Copy !req
154. GIR, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
155. GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
156. YOU'RE MALFUNCTIONING!Copy !req
157. STUPIDITY IS THE ENEMY.
ZIM IS ENEMY.Copy !req
158. AAAHHH!Copy !req
159. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME
ON LAND!Copy !req
160. AAHH!Copy !req
161. GIR! GIR, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
162. AAAHHH!Copy !req
163. TARGET FOUND.Copy !req
164. ELIMINATING MORON.Copy !req
165. CURSE YOU SNACKS!Copy !req
166. CURSE YOOOOOU!Copy !req
167. OF THE MISSION.Copy !req
168. GIR, YOU WERE
MY SERVANT ONCE,
REMEMBER?Copy !req
169. YES. I DIDN'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
170. HEY! OVER HERE!Copy !req
171. VISION IMPAIRED!
CAN'T SEE!Copy !req
172. MY INK! I DID IT!Copy !req
173. HI, FLOOR!
MAKE ME A SAMMICH!Copy !req
174. THAT'S BETTER!
I GUESS.Copy !req
175. SAMMICH! HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
176. I WANT TO THANK YOU.Copy !req
177. AN ADVENTURE...Copy !req
178. THE CAR WRECK,
THE LIBRARY FIGHT,Copy !req
179. ON THE WAY
TO THIS BEACH.Copy !req
180. YES, YES, VERY NICE.Copy !req
181. NO ONE OF THESE THINGS.Copy !req
182. I'M COMING HOME!Copy !req
183. G'BYE! G'BYE...Copy !req
184. HE'S GETTIN'
EATEN BY A SHARK.Copy !req
185. BLAAAH! BLAAAH! AAAHH!Copy !req
186. DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS.
I'M NORMAL!Copy !req
187. TO SEE ZIM'S AN ALIEN?Copy !req
188. I MEAN, COME ON!Copy !req
189. COME ON!Copy !req
190. COME ON!Copy !req
191. TO HAVE A HEAD?Copy !req
192. GAZ, I WANT YOU
TO SEE THIS.Copy !req
193. TODAY, THINGS'RE
GONNA CHANGE.Copy !req
194. I'M GONNA DO...
SOMETHING.Copy !req
195. I'M NOT JUSTCopy !req
196. HIS...Copy !req
197. HIS THINGS HE DO...
I MEAN...Copy !req
198. "THINGS HE DO?"Copy !req
199. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
200. OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
201. I'M JUST...
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
202. SOMETHING... NEW!
AND SOON!Copy !req
203. NOW!Copy !req
204. WHAT? WHO?Copy !req
205. THAT... THAT WAS
HORRIBLE.Copy !req
206. WHO DID THIS?Copy !req
207. WITH THIS...Copy !req
208. PORK COW?Copy !req
209. THAT'S A STINKIN'
MUFFIN!Copy !req
210. SILENCE!Copy !req
211. WHATEVER THIS IS,
WHO THREW IT...Copy !req
212. I WILL FIND YOU!Copy !req
213. SLEEP PEACEFULLY NOW,Copy !req
214. FROM THIS MOMENT ON!Copy !req
215. BUT WE'RE NOT
ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
216. AAAHHHHH!Copy !req
217. WOW.Copy !req
218. ACTUALLY, THAT WAS
KIND OF FUNNY.Copy !req
219. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
220. AH!Copy !req
221. WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?Copy !req
222. WHO—WHAT, WHAT
ARE YOU?Copy !req
223. AND WHY DID YOU
GIANT SHOES?Copy !req
224. OF PURE ENERGY.Copy !req
225. CAN UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
226. BUT... YOU JUST LOOKED
YOU TURNED INTO SHOES.Copy !req
227. MMMM.Copy !req
228. YES, BUT YOU COULDN'T
COMPREHEND THAT.Copy !req
229. YES, I COULD.Copy !req
230. OH, FORGET THAT ALREADY.Copy !req
231. NOW, DIB... DIB...Copy !req
232. LAST NAME IS...Copy !req
233. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
234. WE ARE THE MEEKROB,Copy !req
235. THE IRKEN EMPIRE.Copy !req
236. THEM ON OUR OWN PLANET,Copy !req
237. YOUR BATTLE WITH THEM.Copy !req
238. AAH! AARRGGH!Copy !req
239. OW! IT HURTS!Copy !req
240. HA HA! YES.Copy !req
241. LIKE NEVER BEFORE.Copy !req
242. WHY?Copy !req
243. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?Copy !req
244. YOU ARE
THE WORTHIEST, DIB.Copy !req
245. SO MUCH POWER.
NOW, REST.Copy !req
246. AH.Copy !req
247. HAH.Copy !req
248. A DREAM?
WAS IT A DREAM?Copy !req
249. I FEEL...Copy !req
250. ODD.Copy !req
251. MORNING, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
252. NO, REALLY.
SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.Copy !req
253. IT WASN'T A DREAM.Copy !req
254. I REALLY WAS CHOSEN.Copy !req
255. SON, YOU'RE LOOKING
IN GOOD SPIRITS TODAY.Copy !req
256. REAL SCIENCE!Copy !req
257. NO, DAD.Copy !req
258. SOME KIND OF GIFT.Copy !req
259. I KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS,
BUT IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
260. DEMENTED HALLUCINATIONS,Copy !req
261. NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.Copy !req
262. HMM.Copy !req
263. I'M SORRY ABOUTCopy !req
264. ALL THOSE TIMES, THEN.Copy !req
265. THIS IS...Copy !req
266. THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLE.
I SHOULD...Copy !req
267. DEAL WITH ZIM.Copy !req
268. I'M GONNA HEAD OVER
TO HIS BASE!Copy !req
269. HEY, I'M SPEAKINGCopy !req
270. IN AN UNNATURAL MANNER.
OH, WELL.Copy !req
271. I AM DIB!Copy !req
272. OH, MAN!
THAT WAS GREAT!Copy !req
273. SERIOUS NOTES.Copy !req
274. NO! I'M SICK OF
WAITING AND WATCHING.Copy !req
275. I SHOULD TAKE ACTION!Copy !req
276. I'M TALKING OUT LOUD
SOME MORE. ODD.Copy !req
277. I'M GOING FOR IT!Copy !req
278. D-D-D-D-DIB!Copy !req
279. HUH?Copy !req
280. I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS
TO TELL YOU, ZIM.Copy !req
281. AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
282. EH... OK.Copy !req
283. I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT, DIB.Copy !req
284. YOU'VE WON.
I'M GIVING MYSELF UPCopy !req
285. TO THE EARTH AUTHORITIES.Copy !req
286. IT'S BEEN NICE
WORKING WITH YOU, GIR.Copy !req
287. NOW, SELF-DESTRUCT.Copy !req
288. FINALLY!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
289. THIS FEELING,
THE POWER!Copy !req
290. IT ISN'T GOING AWAY!Copy !req
291. FOR ME!Copy !req
292. AT LAST! YAH!Copy !req
293. Reporter on TV:
YOU'VE OPENED
THE WORLD'S EYESCopy !req
294. OF ALIENS, DIB!Copy !req
295. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
296. STILL UNSOLVED.Copy !req
297. I FIGURE...
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
298. I'LL DO
SOME OF THAT.Copy !req
299. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
GHOSTS!Copy !req
300. OOOH!Copy !req
301. HEY.
HOW'RE YOU DOING?Copy !req
302. HI.Copy !req
303. DIB ROCKS!Copy !req
304. I LOVE YOU, DIB!Copy !req
305. SPOOKY MONSTER IS REAL,Copy !req
306. TO DRAIN THE LAKE.Copy !req
307. YAH!Copy !req
308. WHAT'S LEFT TO BE
DISCOVERED NOW, DIB?Copy !req
309. DIB!Copy !req
310. IT'S BEEN YEARS, ZIM.Copy !req
311. 20 OF YOUR YEARS
TO BE PRECISE,Copy !req
312. INDIGNITIES!Copy !req
313. IT AMUSES ME.Copy !req
314. AMUSES YOU TO WHAT?Copy !req
315. AH, YES!
THE INVASION!Copy !req
316. I DIDN'T ASK YOU
ABOUT THE INVASION.Copy !req
317. OH.Copy !req
318. WELL, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO.Copy !req
319. EH... WELL,
THEY'LL BE HERE!Copy !req
320. AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.Copy !req
321. WE'LL SEE, ZIM,
WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
322. THE COMING ALIEN MENACE...Copy !req
323. SLASH-SNACK BAR.Copy !req
324. YAH!Copy !req
325. SIR!Copy !req
326. THEY'RE COMING!Copy !req
327. THE MASSIVE,
THE ARMADA CAPITAL SHIP!Copy !req
328. ARE FILLED WITH SNACKS!Copy !req
329. IT'S THEIR WEAK SPOT.Copy !req
330. ALPHA...Copy !req
331. YOU'LL BE
BRINGING DOWN THE MASSIVE!Copy !req
332. BUT, DIB... SIR...Copy !req
333. WHO'LL LEAD
ALPHA SQUADRON?Copy !req
334. HEE-YAH.Copy !req
335. YAH!Copy !req
336. HOOOOO-WAAAAH!Copy !req
337. OUR SNACKS!Copy !req
338. IT'S OVER!Copy !req
339. RETREAT!Copy !req
340. YAY!Copy !req
341. AND THAT'SCopy !req
342. EVER TO LIVE AWARD.Copy !req
343. YOU'VE LIVED
QUITE A FULL LIFE,
HAVEN'T YOU, SIR DIB?Copy !req
344. YES, ALAN.Copy !req
345. I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.Copy !req
346. AND MORE.Copy !req
347. TO RIDE A MOOSE.Copy !req
348. AW!Copy !req
349. FORGET THAT DAY?Copy !req
350. YES, WELL,Copy !req
351. LIFE WITH US,Copy !req
352. TO SURVIVE.Copy !req
353. OH, YES.
YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
354. AND, UH...Copy !req
355. OH, IF I MAY SAY,Copy !req
356. THERE'S ONE FINALCopy !req
357. OF YOUR MANY FANS.Copy !req
358. ZIM'S HEAD?Copy !req
359. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
360. WOW, THAT'S
GOING BACK A LONG WAYS.Copy !req
361. AS A MATTER OF FACT...Copy !req
362. I DID.Copy !req
363. AHA!Copy !req
364. I KNEW IT!Copy !req
365. I KNEW IT WAS YOU!Copy !req
366. WHAT? THERE AREN'T
SHOE ALIENS?Copy !req
367. GET OUT.Copy !req
368. OH... JUST ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
369. YOU STINK, ZIM.Copy !req