1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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2. —www.ncicap.org—
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3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!
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4. HI, COW!
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5. GIR, GET IN HERE!
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6. BYE, COW.
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7. MONSTERS, GIR.
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8. WE DO.
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9. OOH!
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10. WE'LL SWITCH.
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11. YOU MAN
THE TRACTOR BEAM.
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12. I'LL PUMP THE COWS
FULL OF HUMAN SEWAGE.
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13. COWS ARE MY FRIENDS.
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14. I DON'T LIKE YOU.
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15. THE CONTROLS, GIR.
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16. YOOOO!
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17. ONCE I TAINT THE HUMANS'
MEAT SUPPLY WITH FILTH,
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18. FOR CONQUEST.
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19. WITH DOOKY!
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20. GIR, BRING ME COW.
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21. YES, SIR.
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22. I LIKE DOOKY.
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23. SOMETIMES I'M
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24. WHAT'S GOING ON
HEAD OF YOURS.
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25. MOO!
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26. GIR! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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27. WEENIES! WEENIES!
DANCING WEENIES!
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28. STOP! YOU'LL BLOW
OUR INGENIOUS COVER!
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29. IT'S TIME
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30. GLITCHES, GIR.
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31. BOOP BOOP BEE BOOOP...
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32. WAFFLES!
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33. I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT
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34. BEHAVIORAL MODULATOR.
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35. WHAT?
DOOTY.
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36. SUFFER LARGE, ALIEN!
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37. GIR! ATTACK!
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38. YES, SIR!
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39. DISTRACTIONS, GIR.
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40. ATTACK THE HUMAN!
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41. HIGH SETTING.
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42. YES, SIR!
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43. DOODEE! DOODEE!
DOODEE! DOO!
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44. ATTACK!
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45. YES, SIR!
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46. SIR, TARGET
IS A HOLOGRAM,
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47. AND THEREFORE,
TO OUR MISSION.
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48. OUR MISSION, GIR?
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49. THE INDIGENOUS LIFE,
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50. WEAKNESSES,
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51. BADNESS. YAY.
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52. YES... YES... YES!
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53. AND BY MY SIDE,
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54. BY MY SIDE...
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55. AW, LET'S GET
OUTTA HERE.
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56. YOU ARE NOW
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57. ALL ALONG, GIR.
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58. WORTHY OF ME.
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59. I AM ZIM!
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60. NOW, WITH YOUR AMAZING
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61. INVESTIGATE THAT SOUND.
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62. SIR, IT IS MERELY
A POLICE SIREN.
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63. DO AS I SAY!
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64. YES, SIR!
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65. OPENING DOOR!
RUNNING! RUNNING!
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66. GIR! WHAT
HAVE YOU DONE?
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67. THIS ISN'T
INFORMATION RETRIEVAL!
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68. ARE YOU INSANE?
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69. MEAT TESTING.
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70. PRAISE ME! PRAISE ME!
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71. AH! OW, MY BONE'S JAMMED
UP INTO MY NECK.
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72. OH. HUH?
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73. ALIENS?
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74. GREAT. NOW I HAVE
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75. ALL HE'S SEEN.
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76. WILL TAKE HOURS.
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77. EARTH CHILD'S BRAIN.
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78. I'M SO HAPPY.
ALL THE TIME!
IT'S GREAT!
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79. HAH!
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80. PLEASE, I HAVE A HOUSE
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81. AND A TOILET—TOILET...
CHILDREN.
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82. MAKE SILENCE NOW,
HUMAN.
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83. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
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84. THE S.I.R. UNIT CODE
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85. IS THREATENED.
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86. WAS A THREAT.
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87. WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?
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88. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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89. OF COURSE, I...
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90. YOUR LEGS ARE STUPID!
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91. GO UPSTAIRS AND... UM...
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92. BETTER FOR YOU TO DO.
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93. THAT'S A GOOD, GIR.
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94. GIR.
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95. RIGHT AWAY...
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96. S-SIR.
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97. OBSERVING. OBSERVING.
OBSERVING.
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98. INTESTINAL ITCHING?
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99. I DO.
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100. TELEVISION IS STUPID.
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101. UTILIZING ME PROPERLY.
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102. I MUST SHOW MY "MASTER"
IS DONE.
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103. AN INFORMATION CENTER.
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104. EXCELLENT.
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105. RETINAL SCAN.
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106. REJECTED!
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107. I'M SORRY.
OVERDUE.
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108. WE'LL HAVE TO
CONFISCATE YOUR RETINAS.
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109. TO ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE!
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110. HMM. HMM...
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111. UNDER REFERENCE.
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112. NOT ACCEPTABLE,
LIBRARY DRONE!
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113. MY TENTACLES!
WHERE ARE MY TENTACLES?
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114. DON'T WORRY,
OFFICER.
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115. EARTH BRAIN HOSPITAL.
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116. ARE NORMAL.
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117. THERE'S A SQUID BRAIN
IN YOUR HEAD.
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118. CALLING UNIT 12,
UNIT 12.
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119. UH!
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120. AAAHH!
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121. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
MY INK.
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122. WHY CAN'T I SHOOT
INK ANYMORE?
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123. CAN'T SHOOT INK?
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124. GAHHHH! SQUID!
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125. THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.
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126. OF CITIZENS.
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127. RESPOND IMMEDIATELY.
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128. OH, IT'S GIR.
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129. I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM
EVERYTHING.
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130. THAT HORRIBLE ROBOT!
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131. PLEASE! JUST TAKE ME
BACK TO THE SEA!
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132. AHH!
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133. RELAX, HUMANS!
THE POLICE ARE...
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134. EW!
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135. THE KNOWLEDGE.
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136. IT FILLS ME.
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137. IT IS NEAT.
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138. GIR! YOU'VE DRAINED
ENOUGH HUMANS TODAY.
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139. IS NOT YET FULL.
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140. WE'RE NOTICED...
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141. SOME MORE.
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142. HEY! QUIT IT!
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143. YOU ARE NO COMMANDER.
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144. TO THE MISSION.
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145. ARE STUPID.
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146. HAS BEEN STUPID.
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147. IS STUPID.
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148. THE MISSION,
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149. YOU MUST BE TERMINATED.
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150. SQUID MAN!
ASSIST ME!
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151. ARG! INK...
NOT WORKING!
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152. IS...
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153. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW
WHAT COMES OUT.
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154. GIR, LISTEN TO ME.
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155. GET OUT OF HERE.
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156. YOU'RE MALFUNCTIONING!
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157. STUPIDITY IS THE ENEMY.
ZIM IS ENEMY.
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158. AAAHHH!
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159. WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME
ON LAND!
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160. AAHH!
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161. GIR! GIR, IS THAT YOU?
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162. AAAHHH!
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163. TARGET FOUND.
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164. ELIMINATING MORON.
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165. CURSE YOU SNACKS!
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166. CURSE YOOOOOU!
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167. OF THE MISSION.
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168. GIR, YOU WERE
MY SERVANT ONCE,
REMEMBER?
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169. YES. I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
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170. HEY! OVER HERE!
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171. VISION IMPAIRED!
CAN'T SEE!
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172. MY INK! I DID IT!
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173. HI, FLOOR!
MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
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174. THAT'S BETTER!
I GUESS.
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175. SAMMICH! HEE HEE HEE!
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176. I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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177. AN ADVENTURE...
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178. THE CAR WRECK,
THE LIBRARY FIGHT,
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179. ON THE WAY
TO THIS BEACH.
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180. YES, YES, VERY NICE.
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181. NO ONE OF THESE THINGS.
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182. I'M COMING HOME!
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183. G'BYE! G'BYE...
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184. HE'S GETTIN'
EATEN BY A SHARK.
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185. BLAAAH! BLAAAH! AAAHH!
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186. DELICIOUS. DELICIOUS.
I'M NORMAL!
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187. TO SEE ZIM'S AN ALIEN?
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188. I MEAN, COME ON!
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189. COME ON!
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190. COME ON!
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191. TO HAVE A HEAD?
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192. GAZ, I WANT YOU
TO SEE THIS.
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193. TODAY, THINGS'RE
GONNA CHANGE.
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194. I'M GONNA DO...
SOMETHING.
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195. I'M NOT JUST
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196. HIS...
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197. HIS THINGS HE DO...
I MEAN...
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198. "THINGS HE DO?"
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199. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
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200. OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
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201. I'M JUST...
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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202. SOMETHING... NEW!
AND SOON!
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203. NOW!
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204. WHAT? WHO?
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205. THAT... THAT WAS
HORRIBLE.
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206. WHO DID THIS?
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207. WITH THIS...
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208. PORK COW?
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209. THAT'S A STINKIN'
MUFFIN!
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210. SILENCE!
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211. WHATEVER THIS IS,
WHO THREW IT...
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212. I WILL FIND YOU!
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213. SLEEP PEACEFULLY NOW,
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214. FROM THIS MOMENT ON!
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215. BUT WE'RE NOT
ASLEEP RIGHT NOW!
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216. AAAHHHHH!
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217. WOW.
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218. ACTUALLY, THAT WAS
KIND OF FUNNY.
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219. THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT.
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220. AH!
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221. WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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222. WHO—WHAT, WHAT
ARE YOU?
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223. AND WHY DID YOU
GIANT SHOES?
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224. OF PURE ENERGY.
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225. CAN UNDERSTAND.
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226. BUT... YOU JUST LOOKED
YOU TURNED INTO SHOES.
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227. MMMM.
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228. YES, BUT YOU COULDN'T
COMPREHEND THAT.
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229. YES, I COULD.
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230. OH, FORGET THAT ALREADY.
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231. NOW, DIB... DIB...
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232. LAST NAME IS...
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233. THAT'S RIGHT.
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234. WE ARE THE MEEKROB,
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235. THE IRKEN EMPIRE.
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236. THEM ON OUR OWN PLANET,
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237. YOUR BATTLE WITH THEM.
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238. AAH! AARRGGH!
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239. OW! IT HURTS!
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240. HA HA! YES.
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241. LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
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242. WHY?
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243. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?
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244. YOU ARE
THE WORTHIEST, DIB.
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245. SO MUCH POWER.
NOW, REST.
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246. AH.
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247. HAH.
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248. A DREAM?
WAS IT A DREAM?
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249. I FEEL...
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250. ODD.
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251. MORNING, ISN'T IT?
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252. NO, REALLY.
SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.
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253. IT WASN'T A DREAM.
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254. I REALLY WAS CHOSEN.
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255. SON, YOU'RE LOOKING
IN GOOD SPIRITS TODAY.
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256. REAL SCIENCE!
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257. NO, DAD.
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258. SOME KIND OF GIFT.
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259. I KNOW HOW THAT SOUNDS,
BUT IT'S TRUE.
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260. DEMENTED HALLUCINATIONS,
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261. NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS.
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262. HMM.
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263. I'M SORRY ABOUT
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264. ALL THOSE TIMES, THEN.
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265. THIS IS...
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266. THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLE.
I SHOULD...
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267. DEAL WITH ZIM.
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268. I'M GONNA HEAD OVER
TO HIS BASE!
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269. HEY, I'M SPEAKING
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270. IN AN UNNATURAL MANNER.
OH, WELL.
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271. I AM DIB!
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272. OH, MAN!
THAT WAS GREAT!
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273. SERIOUS NOTES.
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274. NO! I'M SICK OF
WAITING AND WATCHING.
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275. I SHOULD TAKE ACTION!
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276. I'M TALKING OUT LOUD
SOME MORE. ODD.
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277. I'M GOING FOR IT!
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278. D-D-D-D-DIB!
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279. HUH?
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280. I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS
TO TELL YOU, ZIM.
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281. AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE
TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
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282. EH... OK.
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283. I CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THAT, DIB.
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284. YOU'VE WON.
I'M GIVING MYSELF UP
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285. TO THE EARTH AUTHORITIES.
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286. IT'S BEEN NICE
WORKING WITH YOU, GIR.
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287. NOW, SELF-DESTRUCT.
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288. FINALLY!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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289. THIS FEELING,
THE POWER!
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290. IT ISN'T GOING AWAY!
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291. FOR ME!
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292. AT LAST! YAH!
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293. Reporter on TV:
YOU'VE OPENED
THE WORLD'S EYES
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294. OF ALIENS, DIB!
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295. NOW WHAT?
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296. STILL UNSOLVED.
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297. I FIGURE...
YOU KNOW...
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298. I'LL DO
SOME OF THAT.
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299. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
GHOSTS!
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300. OOOH!
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301. HEY.
HOW'RE YOU DOING?
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302. HI.
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303. DIB ROCKS!
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304. I LOVE YOU, DIB!
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305. SPOOKY MONSTER IS REAL,
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306. TO DRAIN THE LAKE.
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307. YAH!
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308. WHAT'S LEFT TO BE
DISCOVERED NOW, DIB?
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309. DIB!
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310. IT'S BEEN YEARS, ZIM.
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311. 20 OF YOUR YEARS
TO BE PRECISE,
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312. INDIGNITIES!
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313. IT AMUSES ME.
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314. AMUSES YOU TO WHAT?
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315. AH, YES!
THE INVASION!
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316. I DIDN'T ASK YOU
ABOUT THE INVASION.
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317. OH.
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318. WELL, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO.
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319. EH... WELL,
THEY'LL BE HERE!
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320. AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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321. WE'LL SEE, ZIM,
WE'LL SEE.
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322. THE COMING ALIEN MENACE...
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323. SLASH-SNACK BAR.
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324. YAH!
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325. SIR!
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326. THEY'RE COMING!
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327. THE MASSIVE,
THE ARMADA CAPITAL SHIP!
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328. ARE FILLED WITH SNACKS!
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329. IT'S THEIR WEAK SPOT.
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330. ALPHA...
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331. YOU'LL BE
BRINGING DOWN THE MASSIVE!
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332. BUT, DIB... SIR...
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333. WHO'LL LEAD
ALPHA SQUADRON?
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334. HEE-YAH.
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335. YAH!
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336. HOOOOO-WAAAAH!
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337. OUR SNACKS!
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338. IT'S OVER!
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339. RETREAT!
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340. YAY!
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341. AND THAT'S
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342. EVER TO LIVE AWARD.
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343. YOU'VE LIVED
QUITE A FULL LIFE,
HAVEN'T YOU, SIR DIB?
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344. YES, ALAN.
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345. I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.
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346. AND MORE.
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347. TO RIDE A MOOSE.
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348. AW!
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349. FORGET THAT DAY?
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350. YES, WELL,
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351. LIFE WITH US,
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352. TO SURVIVE.
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353. OH, YES.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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354. AND, UH...
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355. OH, IF I MAY SAY,
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356. THERE'S ONE FINAL
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357. OF YOUR MANY FANS.
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358. ZIM'S HEAD?
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359. HEH HEH HEH.
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360. WOW, THAT'S
GOING BACK A LONG WAYS.
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361. AS A MATTER OF FACT...
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362. I DID.
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363. AHA!
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364. I KNEW IT!
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365. I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
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366. WHAT? THERE AREN'T
SHOE ALIENS?
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367. GET OUT.
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368. OH... JUST ONE MORE THING.
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369. YOU STINK, ZIM.
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