1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
4. NO, NO. NO!Copy !req
5. YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS ONE.Copy !req
6. CLASS,
DESPITE MY MORAL OUTRAGE,Copy !req
7. VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR.Copy !req
8. YAY!Copy !req
9. GO AHEAD, PASS OUT
YOUR VALENTINE'S MEAT SLABS.Copy !req
10. IT'S TRADITIONAL.Copy !req
11. AT HOME.Copy !req
12. SORRY, I SORTA
FORGOT IT.Copy !req
13. GET THAT OUTTA MY FACE!Copy !req
14. MISS BITTERS,
I READ THAT LONG AGO,Copy !req
15. ON VALENTINE'S DAY.Copy !req
16. MEAT THING GET STARTED?Copy !req
17. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.Copy !req
18. I HAD A VALENTINE ONCE.Copy !req
19. UGH, ANOTHER ONE?Copy !req
20. OVERCROWDING IN SCHOOL,Copy !req
21. JOINING THE CLASS.Copy !req
22. HI. MY NAME'S TAK.Copy !req
23. I'M NEW HERE.Copy !req
24. HELLO, TAK.Copy !req
25. MY DAD'S THE HEAD
WEENIE CORPORATION.Copy !req
26. OUT THERE.Copy !req
27. SO I BROUGHT VALENTINE'S
WIENERS FOR EVERYONE!
HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
28. YEAH, WIENERS!Copy !req
29. WIENERS ROCK!Copy !req
30. EXCEPT THAT KID.Copy !req
31. WEENIES SCHMEENIES!Copy !req
32. ZIM NEEDS NO MEATS.Copy !req
33. FOR HIM, I HAVE
PREPARED A POEM.Copy !req
34. AHEM!Copy !req
35. HAS A GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
36. IT'S NOT NICE
TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE.Copy !req
37. AND...Copy !req
38. EAT YOUR ERASER.Copy !req
39. YES, TAK.
I'M SORRY, ZIM.Copy !req
40. "FOR LONGER
THAN I CAN REMEMBER,Copy !req
41. "I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU.Copy !req
42. "SOMEONE WITHCopy !req
43. "AND A TORSO, TOO.Copy !req
44. BIRDS SING, AND
YOU'RE GONNA PAY.
THE END!"Copy !req
45. HERE'S SOME MEAT COVERED
IN BARBECUE SAUCE!Copy !req
46. AAAHHH!Copy !req
47. THANK YOU, TAK.
THAT WAS HORRIBLE.Copy !req
48. NOW, YOU'LL NEED
A PLACE TO SIT.Copy !req
49. YOU! YOU'RE BEING TRANSFERRED
TO THE UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM.Copy !req
50. AAAHH!Copy !req
51. AND YOU,
I'M JUST TIRED OF YOU.Copy !req
52. AAHHH!Copy !req
53. MISS BITTERS,
UNDERGROUND CLASSES?Copy !req
54. SURE, WHATEVER.Copy !req
55. AAAHHH!Copy !req
56. MY TALLEST,Copy !req
57. I MEAN NO DISRESPECT.Copy !req
58. A NEW CHILD...Copy !req
59. YOU'RE NOT
DIRT!Copy !req
60. BE QUIET!Copy !req
61. MY TALLEST, A NEW CHILD
ATTACKED ME WITH MEAT.Copy !req
62. MY CONCLUSION,
SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!Copy !req
63. TEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
64. HUMAN AFFECTION!Copy !req
65. WHICH, FROM WHAT I HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO DETERMINE,Copy !req
66. IS PAIN-BASED.Copy !req
67. OH, HA-UM,
THAT'S GREAT, ZIM.Copy !req
68. SOUNDS GREAT.Copy !req
69. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
70. DON'T WORRY,
THAT'S JUST MY ARMSCopy !req
71. AND GIGGLING.Copy !req
72. DAH! DAT-DAT!Copy !req
73. DONE WITH THE CHILD,Copy !req
74. I WILL DESTROY HER.
THAT SHOULD BE NEAT.Copy !req
75. OK, ZIM, WELL...Copy !req
76. ANOTHER CALL.Copy !req
77. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
78. HEY!Copy !req
79. ANOTHER CALL.Copy !req
80. NO, IT'S JUST THAT
I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLECopy !req
81. PARANORMAL STUDIES.Copy !req
82. AS FOR ZIM, WELL...
AH!Copy !req
83. FEELINGS FOR ME.Copy !req
84. AS YOUR LOVE-PIG.Copy !req
85. FEEL HONORED!Copy !req
86. AH AH AAAHHH!Copy !req
87. AN ALIEN LIKE DIB SAYS.Copy !req
88. A HORRIBLY DISGUISED,
DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE ONE.Copy !req
89. NONSENSE!Copy !req
90. THE DIB-MONKEY IS QUITE STUPID.Copy !req
91. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!Copy !req
92. NOW PREPARE YOUR BRAIN,
FILTHY BEAST OF MEAT AND HAIR,Copy !req
93. BEGINS NOW!Copy !req
94. HEH HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
95. HMM?Copy !req
96. HEH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
97. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
98. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
99. YOU'RE ON FIRE.Copy !req
100. AM I?Copy !req
101. OH, WELL...Copy !req
102. GIR, I FEEL I NOW KNOW
ENOUGH ABOUT HUMAN AFFECTION.Copy !req
103. I HATE IT!
WITH THE BEANS.Copy !req
104. USEFUL TO ME.Copy !req
105. OOOOO-K.Copy !req
106. TAK!Copy !req
107. I'M GLAD
YOU STOPPED BY.Copy !req
108. RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
109. REJECTED BY ZIM!Copy !req
110. TO BE KIDDING.Copy !req
111. I AM VERY SERIOUS.Copy !req
112. NOW CRY!
CRY LIKE YOU'VE
NEVER CRIED...Copy !req
113. BEFORE.Copy !req
114. WHA... YOU.Copy !req
115. YOU'RE IRKEN!Copy !req
116. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
117. YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.Copy !req
118. HUH?Copy !req
119. YOU'RE A BIGGER FOOL
THAN I IMAGINED.Copy !req
120. HEH?Copy !req
121. YOU'RE CONFUSED.
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
122. IT WAS 50 YEARS AGOCopy !req
123. TRAINING PLANET DEVASTIS.Copy !req
124. I'D BEEN WAITING YEARSCopy !req
125. THE IRKIN ELITE SOLDIERS,Copy !req
126. AND SHOULD THE NEED ARISE,
TO BE ONE OF THE INVADERS.Copy !req
127. UGGGGH!Copy !req
128. AAAAGGHH!Copy !req
129. AAAGGGH!Copy !req
130. NO! NO!Copy !req
131. SOMEBODY, HELP ME!Copy !req
132. THE DOOR'S STUCK!
I'LL MISS MY TEST!Copy !req
133. HELP!Copy !req
134. MMM, SNACK.Copy !req
135. HELP!Copy !req
136. OF THE PLANET,Copy !req
137. UNINTERRUPTED ON THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
138. TO LET ME TAKE THE TEST.Copy !req
139. BUT SHE SAID I'D HAVE
TO WAIT ANOTHER 70 YEARS.Copy !req
140. A JANITORIAL SQUAD...Copy !req
141. AND THEN SENT
TO PLANET DIRT.Copy !req
142. I ESCAPED, AND I BEGANCopy !req
143. AND... RUINED MY LIFE!Copy !req
144. AS MY FALSE FATHER.Copy !req
145. YES, YES, SO YOU
HORRIBLE LIFE.Copy !req
146. BLAH, BLAH,
BIG DEAL!Copy !req
147. YOUR MISSION, ZIM,Copy !req
148. NOT REVENGE.Copy !req
149. YOU'RE AFTER REVENGE?Copy !req
150. NO! IT'S NOT
ABOUT REVENGE.Copy !req
151. IT'S ABOUT TAKING
WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.Copy !req
152. AN INVADER!Copy !req
153. ASSIGNING!Copy !req
154. I DIDN'T HAVE TO BE
FROM YOU!Copy !req
155. YOU'RE AFTER
MY ROBOT BEE!Copy !req
156. NO! LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
157. LISTEN... CAREFULLY.Copy !req
158. MMM, MMM, MMM. MMM.Copy !req
159. I'M A BETTER INVADER
THAN YOU COULD EVER BE.Copy !req
160. I'D BLEND IN
PERFECTLY.Copy !req
161. THE TALLEST,Copy !req
162. THAT THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE
BUT TO MAKE ME AN INVADER.Copy !req
163. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
164. THIS PLAN?Copy !req
165. HEH HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
166. YES, YES, I'M
A MASTER OF COMEDY.Copy !req
167. THIS PLAN.Copy !req
168. ONLY WATCH...Copy !req
169. AS I RUIN YOUR LIFE!Copy !req
170. MY BEAUTIFUL BASE!Copy !req
171. PART TWO IS...Copy !req
172. NO! MY
BEAUTIFUL BASE!Copy !req
173. NOOOO!Copy !req
174. PART TWO IS...Copy !req
175. NOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL
BASE!Copy !req
176. PART... TWO IS...Copy !req
177. NOOOO!Copy !req
178. PART...
NO!Copy !req
179. OK, I'M...
NO!Copy !req
180. OK, I'M LEAVING NOW.Copy !req
181. BUT YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME YOUR PLAN.Copy !req
182. NOOOO...!Copy !req
183. UGH! UGH! UGH!Copy !req
184. GRRRRRH!Copy !req
185. DOO TE DOO!Copy !req
186. HAM DEMON! WHEW!Copy !req
187. BUT I'VE MADE NO PROGRESS
TAK'S PLAN IS.Copy !req
188. REPAIRING ITSELF.Copy !req
189. WITH THE FACILITIES TO...Copy !req
190. NNN-NO!Copy !req
191. I WON'T EVEN CONSIDER IT!Copy !req
192. BUT THAT'S JUST
THE WAY IT WORKED OUT.Copy !req
193. YEAH. NO, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
194. ZIM!Copy !req
195. GOOD MORNING, SON.Copy !req
196. FRIEND IS HERE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
197. DAD,
THAT'S THE ALIEN!
THE ALIEN!Copy !req
198. OF COURSE HE IS.
YOU TWO HAVE FUN.Copy !req
199. WHAT'S GOING ON, ZIM?Copy !req
200. HAVE A COMMON ENEMY...
TAK.Copy !req
201. SHE'S IRKEN
AND SHE'S AFTER MY JOB
AND YOUR PLANET.Copy !req
202. OH, COME ON.
I LIKE TAK.Copy !req
203. AND SHE HATES YOU.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF...Copy !req
204. TO DO WITH JELLY!Copy !req
205. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
FIGURE OUT HER PLAN,Copy !req
206. BUT IT'S BEEN
DIFFICULT.Copy !req
207. SHE'S GOOD.Copy !req
208. NOT GOOD LIKE ME,
BUT STILL GOOD.Copy !req
209. THIS IS JUST STUPID.Copy !req
210. 48 HOURS OFCopy !req
211. THAT HAM DEMON.Copy !req
212. THEY'RE OF A GIANT,Copy !req
213. HAS CONSTRUCTED.Copy !req
214. BUT THAT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
215. HMM... GIANT WEENIE STAND
IS WEIRD,Copy !req
216. BUT THAT DOESN'T
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TAK.Copy !req
217. GIANT WEENIE STAND.
THAT'S WORTH A LOOK.Copy !req
218. A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
219. SHE'LL DESTROY
YOUR WORLD!Copy !req
220. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THIS!Copy !req
221. MAKING ME SICK.Copy !req
222. IS A SMOKING RUIN,Copy !req
223. YOU'LL WISH IT HAD
BEEN ME WHO DID IT!Copy !req
224. AAAHH! IT BURNS!Copy !req
225. IT BURNS! AAAHH!Copy !req
226. THANKS, GAZ.
HE WAS REALLY... GAAAAAHH!Copy !req
227. DEELISHUS WEENIE!Copy !req
228. HI.Copy !req
229. UHHHHHH.
WHAT'LL IT BE?Copy !req
230. BE QUIET.Copy !req
231. SECRET ENTRANCE.Copy !req
232. UHHHHH... WE HAVE
CHILI BEANS.Copy !req
233. IT'D BE KIND OF FUNNYCopy !req
234. TO SEE HIM GET
BEATEN UP BY SECURITY.Copy !req
235. UM...Copy !req
236. YA KNOW, I DON'T
A SECRET ENTRANCE.Copy !req
237. IS ALL I'VE SEEN.Copy !req
238. FOR A HOT DOG STAND,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
239. HUH? OH!Copy !req
240. UH... NOW THAT
I THINK OF IT...Copy !req
241. THERE IS THATCopy !req
242. MACHINERY.Copy !req
243. UGH!Copy !req
244. OH!Copy !req
245. OH! YEE, MAN!Copy !req
246. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?Copy !req
247. IT'S A HOT DOG
STAND.Copy !req
248. GAZ? HOW DID YOU GET...?Copy !req
249. NO PICTURES, PLEASE.Copy !req
250. TAK? WHAT?Copy !req
251. UM... LOOK,
I CAN EXPLAIN.Copy !req
252. NO NEED.Copy !req
253. IN A SECOND,
YOU WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
HAVING SEEN ANY OF THIS.Copy !req
254. HMM. YOU MUST
THE REST OF THEM.Copy !req
255. LET'S SEE
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
256. AAAHHH!Copy !req
257. YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?Copy !req
258. NO! HE IS.Copy !req
259. OR AT LEAST HIS RESOURCES.Copy !req
260. APPEARANCES.Copy !req
261. KIND OF LIKE ZIM'S
ROBOT PARENTS... ONLY GOOD.Copy !req
262. YOU CAN'T DO THIS!Copy !req
263. SOMETHING'S UP!Copy !req
264. I MEAN,
LOOK AT THIS PLACE!
IT'S ENORMOUS!Copy !req
265. YOUR PEOPLE, DIB,Copy !req
266. DON'T NOTICE.Copy !req
267. CORPORATE VENTURE,Copy !req
268. FOR WORLD CONQUEST.Copy !req
269. WAIT, IS THERE
REALLY A DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
270. IT'S OVER, TAK!Copy !req
271. TO DEVASTATE.Copy !req
272. THE MOON TO GIR.Copy !req
273. ZIM! HOW DID YOU KNOW
WE'D BE HERE?Copy !req
274. DEVICE ON YOU.Copy !req
275. A TRACKING DEVICE?
WHERE? HUH? HUH?Copy !req
276. LIKE A PUPPY.Copy !req
277. THIS WON'T STOP MECopy !req
278. TO THE TALLEST.Copy !req
279. MIMI! ATTACK!Copy !req
280. YAH!Copy !req
281. NOOO!Copy !req
282. AH! MIMI... AH CAT...
COOL IT!Copy !req
283. AAAAHHH!Copy !req
284. UGH! YOU RUINED
EVERYTHING, ZIM!Copy !req
285. WHAT HER PLAN WAS.Copy !req
286. ME? YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO REFUSED TO...Copy !req
287. HEY, WHAT'S
THIS THING?Copy !req
288. THAT'S A S.I.R.
UNIT'S MEMORY DISC!Copy !req
289. TAK'S PLAN ALL OVER IT.Copy !req
290. NO WAY! IT'S OURS!
BACK OFF!Copy !req
291. I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE
TO DECODE THE FILES!Copy !req
292. AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
TO BE DECODED!Copy !req
293. AND I'M... HEE HA
HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
294. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
295. YOUR BASE.
OUR DISC, ZIM.Copy !req
296. LET US SEE THE BASE.Copy !req
297. WE DESTROY TAK,Copy !req
298. I'M GOING TO FEED
YOUR BRAINS TO MY ROBOT.Copy !req
299. DEAL!Copy !req
300. YAY! BRAINS!Copy !req
301. HA. THIS IS YOUR BASE?Copy !req
302. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
OR I'LL...Copy !req
303. OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
304. MY LEADERS, I OFFER A GIFT
AS AN INVADER.Copy !req
305. THE EARTH'S MOLTEN CORE.Copy !req
306. I COULD DO THAT.Copy !req
307. ONCE EMPTY, I'LL FILLCopy !req
308. TO MY TALLEST.Copy !req
309. EVERYONE ELSE?Copy !req
310. EARTH VALUABLE AT ALL.Copy !req
311. MAKE IT VALUABLE.Copy !req
312. FROM ME!Copy !req
313. NO, SHE DIDN'T.Copy !req
314. BE QUIET!Copy !req
315. IT'S STARTING.Copy !req
316. COMPUTER!Copy !req
317. WHAT?Copy !req
318. READY THE VOOT!
I MUST STOP TAK.Copy !req
319. HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH.Copy !req
320. WAIT! YOU HAVE TO DROP
ME OFF AT THE WEENIE STAND.Copy !req
321. SHUT THE PUMP OFF.Copy !req
322. VIDEO GAMES AROUND HERE?Copy !req
323. NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
324. I GUESS I'LL HELP
SAVE THE EARTH THEN.Copy !req
325. AAHHH!Copy !req
326. DEELISHUS WEENIE!Copy !req
327. THERE!Copy !req
328. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!Copy !req
329. HOW DO YOU
SHUT THIS THING OFF!Copy !req
330. SO THIS SHOULD WORK?Copy !req
331. IF TAK'S SIR UNIT
ITS MEMORY DISC,Copy !req
332. THROUGH A REMOTE HOST.Copy !req
333. WE CAN REMOTE CONTROL IT.Copy !req
334. OK. YOU, DO THINGS.
MAKE TAK'S ROBOT CRAZY.Copy !req
335. DANCE WITH ME.Copy !req
336. NO. NEVER. NEVER!Copy !req
337. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
338. GIVE UP, ZIM!
MYSELF!Copy !req
339. UGH!Copy !req
340. DOO DEE DOO DEE
DOO DEE DOO DEE!Copy !req
341. AH!Copy !req
342. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
343. MIMI!Copy !req
344. STOP!
NO, STOP!Copy !req
345. AAHHH!Copy !req
346. NO, STOP! MIMI!Copy !req
347. YOU'RE RUINING...Copy !req
348. NO!Copy !req
349. YOU'RE A WORSE PILOT
THAN I AM! WAIT.Copy !req
350. NOOO! NO NO NO!Copy !req
351. HUH?Copy !req
352. HOW DID I MISS THAT?Copy !req
353. NO ONE TAKES ZIM'S MISSION!Copy !req
354. NO ONE!Copy !req
355. I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, ZIM.Copy !req
356. YOU'RE NOT EVEN
AN INVADER, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
357. LIED TO YOU.Copy !req
358. YOUR MISSION'S
ALL A BIG LIE!Copy !req
359. I'LL COME BACK
AND UH... AAHHH!Copy !req
360. EEHHHHH... HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
361. OK.Copy !req
362. TAK'S PLAN WAS RUINED.Copy !req
363. THE HUMANS HELPED OUT,
BUT, UH...Copy !req
364. THEY WERE HYPNOTIZED BY...
ME INTO DOING SO!Copy !req
365. THE LIES SHE TOLD ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
366. WELL, ALL THAT MATTERS
IS THAT TAK'S EVIL
SNACK PLAN WAS STOPPED.Copy !req
367. HEY!Copy !req
368. I LIKE SNACKS.Copy !req
369. HE LIKES SNACKS, ZIM.Copy !req
370. I KNOW YOU DO.
I KNOW.Copy !req
371. HELLO!Copy !req
372. LOOK AT IT, GAZ.Copy !req
373. WE'VE ONLY SEEN
WHAT'S COME TO US
FROM UP THERE.Copy !req
374. DON'T YOU WANT TO JUST
FLY OUT THERE AND SEE IT ALL?Copy !req
375. EH.Copy !req
376. YAAH!Copy !req
377. YAH!Copy !req