1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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2. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—
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3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!
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4. SO, YOU'RE SAYING
THE HUMANS ARE DUMB
YET TALL?
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5. HOW IS THAT
EVEN POSSIBLE?
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6. I MEAN, HOW COULD
ANYTHING TALL BE DUMB?
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7. YEAH! HUH? HUH?
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8. CAN YOU IMAGINE?
HUH?
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9. HUH? HUH?
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10. I ASSURE YOU,
IT'S REALLY QUITE...
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11. DOOR... BELL.
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12. UH... HOLD ON.
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13. GIR!
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14. GIR! REMEMBER
WITH YOUR BRAINS.
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15. YOU MUST BEHAVE LIKE
A HUMAN DOG-MONSTER.
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16. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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17. I REEEEALLY DON'T.
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18. GIR!
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19. HUMAN DOGS DON'T SPEAK.
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20. OOOH!
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21. NOW, GO ANSWER
THE DOOR.
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22. AH, YES.
WHERE WERE WE?
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23. OH, YEAH.
HUH? HUH?
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24. HOWDY, SQUISHY.
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25. WE ARE HERE
TO VOMIT LANGUAGE
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26. WITH THE YOUNG MAN
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27. WHO LIVES IN
THIS SHELTER UNIT.
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28. WHAT?
WE'RE NOT ALIENS.
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29. HO! ALIENS. HA.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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30. SO HOW TALL
ARE THEY?
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31. PERHAPS AS TALL
AS YOU, MY TALLEST.
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32. AND SOMEHOW—
AND I'M JUST TRYING TO
GET THIS STRAIGHT HERE—
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33. SOMEHOW THEY'RE DUMB?
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34. LIKE THE DULL-WITTED
GUSHKWEEGASPLORCH!
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35. I SEE. FASCINATING.
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36. YES, IT IS FASCINATING.
BUT I DON'T SEE.
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37. HELLO? MY TALLEST?
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38. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?
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39. GIR!
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40. GIR, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO THE...
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41. WHO ARE YOU?
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42. HOWDY. PERFECTLY NORMAL
HUMAN WORM BABY.
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43. WE ARE YOUR NEW
NEIGHBORS.
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44. YOU'RE WEARING
COSTUMES!
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45. NO, WE AREN'T.
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46. YES, YOU ARE.
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47. YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
AT ALL.
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48. YOU'RE ALIENS.
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49. YOUR SHIP IS EMITTING
AN INTERFERENCE FIELD,
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50. AND IT JUST INTERRUPTED
A VERY IMPORTANT CALL.
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51. UH... RIGHT.
PLAN TWO.
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52. UGH—UGH—UH...
WHAT'S PLAN TWO?
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53. STUFF HIM IN A SACK!
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54. GIR! DEFENSIVE MODE!
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55. WHO ARE YOU?
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56. FOOLISH EARTHLING!
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57. YOU HAVE FALLEN VICTIM
TO OUR CLEVER PLAN.
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58. HE SURE DID, PA.
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59. YOU THREW ME
IN A SACK.
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60. SILENCE!
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61. YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
AS A PERFECT SPECIMEN
OF THE HUMAN RACE
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62. AND WILL BE ADDED
TO OUR COLLECTION
OF LIFE FORMS.
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63. BUT...
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64. DO NOT ATTEMPT
TO RESIST US!
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65. WE HAVE SPENT HUNDREDS
OF YOUR EARTH YEARS
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66. HARVESTING THE GALAXY,
HAVEN'T WE?
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67. ADDING TO OUR
COLLECTION.
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68. WELL,
WHERE ARE THEY?
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69. THEY ESCAPED.
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70. OOH, OOH!
DON'T SAY THAT.
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71. IT MIGHT
GIVE HIM IDEAS.
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72. EEEHHH!
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73. BUT I'M NOT HUMAN.
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74. SEE? NOT HUMAN.
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75. ONLY A BRILLIANT
DISGUISE.
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76. I CAN SEE
HOW YOU COULD BE
FOOLED, BUT...
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77. YOU ARE HUMAN!
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78. WE HAVE PROOF!
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79. I KNOW WHAT
YOU ARE, ZIM.
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80. I'M HUMAN. YEP, HUMAN.
HUMAN, HUMAN.
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81. JUST LOOK AT MY NECK.
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82. I WAS LYING!
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83. SURELY YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE MIGHTY IRKEN RACE.
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84. WE DON'T GET
THAT TV NO MORE.
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85. I READ A LOT,
THOUGH.
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86. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
THE DOG THEN, EH, EH?
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87. HUMANS KEEP DOGS
AS PETS.
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88. YEAH! THE DOG!
'SPLAIN IT!
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89. THIS IS GIR.
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90. HE'S DISGUISED
AS A DOG, YOU FOOLS!
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91. GIR! CAST OFF
YOUR AMAZING DOGGY RUSE
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92. AND SHOW THEM
YOUR MIGHTY ROBOT FORM!
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93. WOO-HOO!
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94. HI, THERE!
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95. WOULD YOU
LOOK AT THAT.
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96. YOU SEE?
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97. NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST...
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98. WHAT A SMART DOG!
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99. COME HERE, DOGGIE.
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100. YEE HEE HEE HEE!
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101. OH, COME ON!
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102. HE WILL MAKE
A FINE ADDITION
TO OUR COLLECTION.
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103. COULD YOU JUST, MAYBE,
DROP ME OFF?
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104. IMPOSSIBLE!
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105. WE'VE GONE PAST
THE POINT OF
NO RETUUUURN.
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106. BUT MY HOUSE IS
RIGHT DOWN THERE.
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107. I COULD PROBABLY
JUST JUMP ONTO THE ROOF.
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108. WAIT!
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109. YOU'RE HOVERING ABOVE
AN EARTH NEIGHBORHOOD
IN PLAIN SIGHT?
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110. DO YOU THINK
WE'RE STUPID?
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111. WE'RE USING ADVANCED
CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY,
AREN'T WE?
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112. OUR SHIP IS DISGUISED
AND PERFECTLY UNNOTICEABLE.
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113. UH... LOOKA THAT.
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114. IT'S ONE OF THEM
ORCA WHALES.
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115. BUT ENOUGH PHILOSOPHY.
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116. WE HAVEN'T BEEN
TALKING ABOUT...
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117. LET THE HIDEOUS
EXPERIMENTS BEGIN.
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118. WE WILL BEGIN
BY FUSING YOU TO
ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
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119. THAT'S NO HUMAN BEING.
THAT'S A GOPHER!
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120. SILENCE!
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121. BEGIN THE FUSION.
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122. OH, INCREDIBLE.
INCREDIBLE WORK.
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123. SUCCESS.
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124. Alien 1:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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125. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
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126. OH, LET'S FUSE HIM
WITH THIS JUICE.
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127. NO, NO. WE'VE ALREADY
PROVEN OUR MASTERY OF
THE FUSING TECHNOLOGY.
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128. AWWW! BUT JUICE!
JUICE!
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129. LOOK,
I'M THE CAPTAIN
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130. AND I'M SICK OF YOU
ALWAYS FUSING THINGS
TO MY JUICE.
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131. OOH, I KNOW.
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132. WHY DON'T WE
TEST HOW HE REACTS
TO HAVING THINGS
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133. SHOVED THROUGH
HIS HEAD?
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134. SHOVING? NO, NO!
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135. HIS HEAD'S
JUST BEGGING
FOR JUICE FUSION.
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136. THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!
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137. EEEUUUGGGHH!
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138. STOP HIM!
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139. RUN, GOPHER!
GO FOR HELP!
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140. OH, WELL,
LOOK AT THAT.
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141. OH! ANOTHER ESCAPE?
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142. IS IT JUST ME?
IS IT ME? HUH?
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143. THERE MUST BE SOME WAY
OFF THIS STUPID THING.
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144. HELLO? OVER HERE!
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145. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
FUSED HIM.
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146. WE MADE HIM
TWICE AS POWERFUL.
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147. TWICE AS DEADLY!
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148. I'M TELLING YOU,
THAT JUICE WOULDA
SLOWED HIM DOWN BUT GOOD.
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149. HEY. WHAT ARE YOU?
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150. I DON'T EVEN
KNOW ANYMORE.
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151. THEY'VE FUSED ME
SO MANY TIMES.
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152. EVERYONE ELSE
THEY KIDNAP ESCAPES,
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153. BUT I'M SO HEAVY
NOW, SO DISGUSTING!
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154. WHAT'S THIS THING?
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155. HOW DO THEY
GET AWAY?
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156. THAT DUCT UP THERE
LEADS TO THE EMERGENCY
ESCAPE SHIPS.
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157. IF ONLY I HAD AN ARM
OR A LEG, OR MAYBE...
YES!
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158. SOMEONE TO HELP ME
GET THERE.
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159. WON'T YOU PLEASE
HELP ME?
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160. HELLO?
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161. HELLO.
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162. AND WHAT IF THE JUICE
HAD MADE HIM MORE POWERFUL?
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163. DID YOU EVER
THINK OF THAT?
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164. WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
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165. ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
THE SAME JUICE? HMM?
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166. WHEN'S THE LAST
TIME YOU CLEANED
YOURSELF?
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167. DEFINE SELF.
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168. GIR! COME TO ZIM!
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169. OH! NOW LOOK AT THAT!
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170. THE OTHER ONE'S
GETTING AWAY!
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171. OH! LOOK AT HIM GO.
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172. HOLD ON TO SOMETHING,
GIR.
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173. UUUHHH... HMM.
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174. GAH! I THOUGHT
I TOLD YOU
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175. TO LOCK THE ESCAPE
SHIP ROOM.
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176. OH, JUST 'CAUSE
I DIDN'T LOCK IT,
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177. IT'S MY FAULT
IT WAS UNLOCKED?
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178. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY?
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179. THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING, YES!
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180. FINE, FINE.
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181. IF IT MAKES YOU
FEEL BETTER
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182. TO PRETEND
I'M STUPID, DUHHH...
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183. THEN GO AHEAD!
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184. I'M GONNA FUSE
THESE OTHER HUMANS
TO THE BLOB THING.
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185. FINE. YOU DO THAT.
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186. I'M SETTING COORDINATES
FOR THE NEXT EARTHLING
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187. THE EARTH WEASEL.
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188. SORRY, MY TALLEST.
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189. I MAY HAVE FOUND
A SPECIES EVEN DUMBER
THAN THE HUMANS.
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190. WERE THEY... TALL?
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191. IN THE END,
EVEN MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
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192. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT,
OR WHO,
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193. IS HAUNTING THIS FORK.
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194. MAYBE IT'S THIS GUY.
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195. THE TRUTH...
IS A MYSTERY.
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196. WOW. WHAT IF
IT IS THAT GUY?
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197. NEXT ON
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES...
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198. THE MYSTERIOUS,
THE HORRIBLE...
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199. CHICKENFOOT.
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200. WAIT. IT LOOKS
LIKE A GUY IN
A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT.
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201. YOU CAN SEE THE ZIPPER!
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202. AAAHHH! AAHH!
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203. THAT IS A GUY IN
A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT!
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204. WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS
DO THEY THINK WE ARE?
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205. HELLO, SON.
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206. I'M GIVING THESE
WORLD LEADERS A TOUR
OF OUR HOME.
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207. WOW!
OOH!
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208. AH!
OOH!
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209. WHO IS THE
BIG-HEADED BOY?
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210. THIS IS MY SON, DIB.
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211. THE FUTURE OF
THE MEMBRANE EMPIRE.
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212. ACTUALLY, I'M
A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR.
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213. HE'S A BIT INSANE
AT THE MOMENT,
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214. BUT HE'LL
GET OVER IT.
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215. DAD, PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATION
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216. IS A LEGITIMATE
FIELD OF STUDY.
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217. WE ASKED
A LEGITIMATE PARANORMAL
INVESTIGATOR
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218. WHAT HE HAD TO SAY
ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.
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219. CHICKENFOOT IS NOT
A REAL CHICKEN.
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220. HE'S A SPACE CHICKEN.
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221. FROM A PLANET WHERE
PIG-DEMONS RULE.
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222. PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR?
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223. YOUR SON BELIEVES
THESE THINGS?
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224. ARE THE REST OF
THE PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY
CRAZY LIKE THIS BOY?
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225. HO HO HO HO HO!
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226. WE'LL DISCUSS
THIS LATER.
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227. BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CHICKENFOOT!
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228. MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES
IS GETTING DESPERATE
FOR RATINGS.
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229. THIS CHICKENFOOT STORY
IS UNDERMINING EVERYTHING
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230. THAT SERIOUS PARANORMAL
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231. THAT I STAND FOR.
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232. IT MUST BE STOPPED!
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233. I WANT MY SLAW!
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234. YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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235. I WANT MY SLAW!
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236. YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW,
SIR!
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237. I WANT MY SLAW!
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238. YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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239. I WANT MY SLAW!
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240. WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN
YOU WANT, MISTER?
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241. YOU HAVE
YOUR SLAW, SIR!
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242. I WANT MY SLAW!
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243. ACTUALLY, I WANT SOME
INFORMATION ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.
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244. WAAAHH!
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245. DON'T SAY THAT NAME
'ROUND HERE.
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246. HE IS
THE DEMON BEAST.
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247. WE'VE LOST THREE
CHICKEN COOKERS
SINCE HE COME AROUND!
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248. CHICKENFOOT ATE THEM?
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249. NO. THEY GOT
BETTER JOBS.
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250. BUT I HATE THAT
CHICKEN-BEAST!
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251. GET OUT!
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252. GET OUT NOW,
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253. BEFORE YOU GET
A BETTER JOB, TOO!
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254. MARIA, DON'T
MAKE A SCENE!
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255. YOUNG MAN...
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256. PERHAPS
YOU SHOULD TRY
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257. A MR. CHICKEY MEAL.
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258. ARE YOU THIRSTY
FOR CHICKEN?
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259. EEHHHH! DON'T TRY
TO THROW ME OFF TRACK.
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260. NO, NO.
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261. THE CHICKEY MEAL.
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262. IT COMES WITH
A DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.
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263. THE HEAD COMES OFF,
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264. AND CAN BE USED
LIKE A LITTLE
GRAPPLING HOOK.
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265. THAT'S... A WEIRD THING
FOR A CHICKEN TO DO.
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266. THAT DIRTY CHICKEN
HAS A SEEEE-CRET.
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267. OK, WHAT'S THE SECRET
OF CHICKENFOOT?
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268. ASK THE DIRTY CHICKEN.
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269. WHAT IS THE SECRET...
UM... DIRTY CHICKEN?
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270. QUIT IT. QUIT THAT.
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271. CHICKENFOOT IS A MASS
OF CHICKENY EVIL!
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272. HE HAS COME BACK
TO AVENGE THE SOULS
OF ALL HIS CHICKEN BROTHERS!
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273. OOOOOOHHH!
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274. OH, COME ON!
IT'S A GUY IN
A CHICKEN SUIT.
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275. DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY HARD FACTS?
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276. I WANT FACTS!
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277. DON'T HURT ME.
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278. THEY SAY CHICKENFOOT
LIVES IN AN APARTMENT
BUILDING ON THIRD STREET.
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279. OOOOHHHHHH!
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280. THE MASS OF CHICKENY EVIL
HAS AN APARTMENT?
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281. GOVERN, RODRIGUEZ,
TRUEHEART...
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282. SMACKEY... NO CHICKENFOOT!
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283. THE OLD MAN LIED TO ME!
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284. EXCUSE ME.
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285. HEY... WAIT!
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286. WAIT! COME BACK!
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287. STOP! STOP!
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288. GIVE UP, CHICKEN!
OOF!
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289. GIVE UP, CHICKENFOOT!
I'VE GOT YOU!
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290. WAIT. YOU WANT
CHICKENFOOT?
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291. HO, HO. SEE,
I'M TURKEYNECK.
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292. CHICKENFOOT'S
TWO DOORS DOWN.
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293. WHY DID YOU
RUN FROM ME?
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294. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
ONE OF THOSE DARN KIDS
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295. AFTER ME
LUCKY NECKMEATS.
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296. THEY'RE ALWAYS
AFTER ME NECKMEATS,
DONCHA KNOW?
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297. YOU SEE, MY NECKMEATS,
THEY'RE LUCKY.
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298. CHICKENFOOT?
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299. AAHH!
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300. CHICKENFOOT.
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301. HUH? GO AWAY!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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302. I JUST WANT TO TALK.
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303. DON'T LOOK
AT MY FACE!
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304. MY HORRIBLE FACE!
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305. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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306. IT'S A SAD, SAD
REVOLTING TALE...
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307. I WAS ONCE A MAN,
JUST LIKE YOU.
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308. I WORKED IN
A CHICKEN RESTAURANT,
JUST LIKE YOU.
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309. I DON'T WORK IN
A CHICKEN RESTAURANT.
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310. DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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311. I WASN'T—OH—
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312. JUST GO ON.
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313. MY NAME IS...
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314. WAS...
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315. CHEWY RODRIGUEZ.
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316. I LIVED...
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317. I LAUGHED...
I LOVED!
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318. OOOOHHH!
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319. BUT ONE FATEFUL DAY,
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320. MY DESTINY COLLIDED
WITH A DEFECTIVE
MICROWAVE OVEN...
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321. OF DOOM!
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322. POTATOES ARE BAD!
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323. THESE POTATOES ARE GREAT!
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324. POTATOES ARE BAD!
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325. THESE POTATOES
ARE WONDERFUL!
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326. THE POTATOES
ARE NASTY AND BAD!
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327. THESE POTATOES ARE
THE BEST POTATOES
IN THE WORLD!
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328. THEY ARE NOT!
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329. THEY'RE BAD, NASTY,
BAD POTATOES!
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330. AAAHHH!
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331. [BOOM!]
AAAHHH!
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332. I SURVIVED,
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333. BUT THE ACCIDENT
HAD CAUSED AN UNHOLY FUSION
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334. OF MAN AND CHICKEN.
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335. AND NOW...
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336. AAAHHH!
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337. I MUST SURVIVE ON
THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY,
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338. NEITHER MAN NOR CHICKEN!
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339. SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT.
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340. A CHICKENY... MAN!
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341. THE EXPLOSION PROBABLY
JUST STUCK THE ZIPPER.
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342. I COULD PULL IT LOOSE.
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343. YOU SPEAK MADNESS,
BOY!
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344. EVERY DAY
THAT GOES BY,
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345. I BECOME MORE GROTESQUE!
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346. THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T BATHE.
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347. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE
THE APARTMENT ANYMORE.
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348. NOW THE CHICKYMEAL TOYS
ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS.
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349. MY ONE REGRET
IS THAT I NEVER GOT
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350. THE DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.
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351. WAIT.
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352. YOU MEAN THIS?
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353. GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME... EEEUUGH!
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354. HOLD ON!
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355. ONLY IF YOU PROMISE
TO COME TO THE HOSPITAL
WITH ME.
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356. I THINK WE CAN
PUT AN END TO THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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357. YES, SEND A NEWS CREW
RIGHT AWAY.
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358. I HAVE THE REAL
CHICKENFOOT STORY.
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359. OH, LET'S GO
OVER IT AGAIN.
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360. OK. HERE'S
THE CHICKEN HEAD.
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361. HERE'S YOUR HEAD INSIDE,
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362. LOOKING OUT THE HOLE
IN THE MASK.
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363. SEE? RIGHT THERE. OK.
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364. YOU SEE, CHEWY,
IT'S JUST A COSTUME.
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365. LET US TAKE IT OFF
BEFORE YOU MAKE
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366. A TOTAL MOCKERY
OF PARANORMAL STUDIES!
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367. NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.
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368. IS IMPOSSIBLE!
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369. WE CAN JUST
UNZIP THE BACK.
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370. NO!
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371. YOU TAUNT ME!
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372. I'M A FREAK!
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373. I'LL ALWAYS
BE A FREAK!
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374. AAAHHH!
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375. IT'S REALLY HARD
TO WANNA CHASE SOMEBODY
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376. WHO SMELLS THAT BAD.
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377. EEEEHHH!
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378. AAAHHH!
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379. AAAHHH!
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380. CHICKENFOOT!
COME BACK!
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381. YOU'RE NOT A FREAK!
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382. YOU'RE JUST STUPID!
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383. WAAAAHHH!
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384. UH... CHICKENFOOT.
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385. RRAAAHHHH!
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386. I—I JUST WANNA...
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387. CHICKENFOOT
ROCKS!
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388. THE CURSE IS LIFTED.
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389. THANK YOU.
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390. IT WAS JUST A COSTUME!
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391. CHICKENFOOT WAS
A FRAUD ALL ALONG?
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392. THIS JUST PROVES THAT
PARANORMAL STUDIES
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393. ISN'T A BUNCH OF
CRAZIES BELIEVING
IN ANYTHING.
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394. WE ALSO DISPROVE THE FRAUDS.
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395. I BET THIS MEANS
BIGFOOT IS A FRAUD,
TOO!
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396. AND UFO'S!
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397. AND HOBOS.
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398. NO, WAIT.
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399. THOSE ARE REAL!
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400. EXCEPT THE HOBOS.
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401. WAIT, NO,
THEY'RE REAL.
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402. I—I GUESS.
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403. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE?
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404. AND SO THE LEGENDARY
CHICKENFOOT HAS BEEN
EXPOSED AS A FAKE,
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405. CALLING INTO QUESTION
ALL OTHER MONSTER
SIGHTINGS.
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406. WELL, THAT DIDN'T
TURN OUT LIKE I PLANNED,
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407. BUT... AT LEAST
IT'S FINALLY OVER.
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408. NOOOOOOO! OH HO OH!
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409. I'M A TACO!
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