1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
4. SO, YOU'RE SAYING
YET TALL?Copy !req
5. EVEN POSSIBLE?Copy !req
6. I MEAN, HOW COULD
ANYTHING TALL BE DUMB?Copy !req
7. YEAH! HUH? HUH?Copy !req
8. CAN YOU IMAGINE?
HUH?Copy !req
9. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
10. I ASSURE YOU,
IT'S REALLY QUITE...Copy !req
11. DOOR... BELL.Copy !req
12. UH... HOLD ON.Copy !req
13. GIR!Copy !req
14. GIR! REMEMBER
WITH YOUR BRAINS.Copy !req
15. A HUMAN DOG-MONSTER.Copy !req
16. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
17. I REEEEALLY DON'T.Copy !req
18. GIR!Copy !req
19. HUMAN DOGS DON'T SPEAK.Copy !req
20. OOOH!Copy !req
21. NOW, GO ANSWER
THE DOOR.Copy !req
22. AH, YES.
WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
23. OH, YEAH.
HUH? HUH?Copy !req
24. HOWDY, SQUISHY.Copy !req
25. THIS SHELTER UNIT.Copy !req
26. WHAT?
WE'RE NOT ALIENS.Copy !req
27. HO! ALIENS. HA.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.Copy !req
28. ARE THEY?Copy !req
29. AS YOU, MY TALLEST.Copy !req
30. AND I'M JUST TRYING TOCopy !req
31. SOMEHOW THEY'RE DUMB?Copy !req
32. GUSHKWEEGASPLORCH!Copy !req
33. I SEE. FASCINATING.Copy !req
34. YES, IT IS FASCINATING.
BUT I DON'T SEE.Copy !req
35. HELLO? MY TALLEST?Copy !req
36. WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?Copy !req
37. GIR!Copy !req
38. GIR, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO THE...Copy !req
39. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
40. HOWDY. PERFECTLY NORMAL
HUMAN WORM BABY.Copy !req
41. NEIGHBORS.Copy !req
42. YOU'RE WEARING
COSTUMES!Copy !req
43. NO, WE AREN'T.Copy !req
44. YES, YOU ARE.Copy !req
45. YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
AT ALL.Copy !req
46. YOU'RE ALIENS.Copy !req
47. AN INTERFERENCE FIELD,Copy !req
48. A VERY IMPORTANT CALL.Copy !req
49. UH... RIGHT.
PLAN TWO.Copy !req
50. UGH—UGH—UH...
WHAT'S PLAN TWO?Copy !req
51. STUFF HIM IN A SACK!Copy !req
52. GIR! DEFENSIVE MODE!Copy !req
53. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
54. FOOLISH EARTHLING!Copy !req
55. TO OUR CLEVER PLAN.Copy !req
56. HE SURE DID, PA.Copy !req
57. IN A SACK.Copy !req
58. SILENCE!Copy !req
59. OF LIFE FORMS.Copy !req
60. BUT...Copy !req
61. TO RESIST US!Copy !req
62. HARVESTING THE GALAXY,
HAVEN'T WE?Copy !req
63. COLLECTION.Copy !req
64. WELL,
WHERE ARE THEY?Copy !req
65. THEY ESCAPED.Copy !req
66. OOH, OOH!
DON'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
67. GIVE HIM IDEAS.Copy !req
68. EEEHHH!Copy !req
69. BUT I'M NOT HUMAN.Copy !req
70. SEE? NOT HUMAN.Copy !req
71. DISGUISE.Copy !req
72. I CAN SEE
FOOLED, BUT...Copy !req
73. YOU ARE HUMAN!Copy !req
74. WE HAVE PROOF!Copy !req
75. YOU ARE, ZIM.Copy !req
76. I'M HUMAN. YEP, HUMAN.
HUMAN, HUMAN.Copy !req
77. JUST LOOK AT MY NECK.Copy !req
78. I WAS LYING!Copy !req
79. SURELY YOU'VE HEARD
OF THE MIGHTY IRKEN RACE.Copy !req
80. WE DON'T GET
THAT TV NO MORE.Copy !req
81. I READ A LOT,
THOUGH.Copy !req
82. THE DOG THEN, EH, EH?Copy !req
83. AS PETS.Copy !req
84. YEAH! THE DOG!
'SPLAIN IT!Copy !req
85. THIS IS GIR.Copy !req
86. HE'S DISGUISED
AS A DOG, YOU FOOLS!Copy !req
87. GIR! CAST OFFCopy !req
88. YOUR MIGHTY ROBOT FORM!Copy !req
89. WOO-HOO!Copy !req
90. HI, THERE!Copy !req
91. LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
92. YOU SEE?Copy !req
93. NOW, IF YOU COULD JUST...Copy !req
94. WHAT A SMART DOG!Copy !req
95. COME HERE, DOGGIE.Copy !req
96. YEE HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req
97. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
98. TO OUR COLLECTION.Copy !req
99. COULD YOU JUST, MAYBE,
DROP ME OFF?Copy !req
100. IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
101. WE'VE GONE PAST
NO RETUUUURN.Copy !req
102. RIGHT DOWN THERE.Copy !req
103. JUST JUMP ONTO THE ROOF.Copy !req
104. WAIT!Copy !req
105. YOU'RE HOVERING ABOVE
IN PLAIN SIGHT?Copy !req
106. WE'RE STUPID?Copy !req
107. WE'RE USING ADVANCED
CLOAKING TECHNOLOGY,
AREN'T WE?Copy !req
108. AND PERFECTLY UNNOTICEABLE.Copy !req
109. UH... LOOKA THAT.Copy !req
110. IT'S ONE OF THEM
ORCA WHALES.Copy !req
111. BUT ENOUGH PHILOSOPHY.Copy !req
112. WE HAVEN'T BEEN
TALKING ABOUT...Copy !req
113. EXPERIMENTS BEGIN.Copy !req
114. ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.Copy !req
115. THAT'S NO HUMAN BEING.
THAT'S A GOPHER!Copy !req
116. SILENCE!Copy !req
117. BEGIN THE FUSION.Copy !req
118. OH, INCREDIBLE.
INCREDIBLE WORK.Copy !req
119. SUCCESS.Copy !req
120. Alien 1:
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.Copy !req
121. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NEXT?Copy !req
122. OH, LET'S FUSE HIM
WITH THIS JUICE.Copy !req
123. NO, NO. WE'VE ALREADY
THE FUSING TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req
124. AWWW! BUT JUICE!
JUICE!Copy !req
125. LOOK,
I'M THE CAPTAINCopy !req
126. AND I'M SICK OF YOU
TO MY JUICE.Copy !req
127. OOH, I KNOW.Copy !req
128. WHY DON'T WECopy !req
129. HIS HEAD?Copy !req
130. SHOVING? NO, NO!Copy !req
131. HIS HEAD'S
FOR JUICE FUSION.Copy !req
132. THE HUMAN IS ESCAPING!Copy !req
133. EEEUUUGGGHH!Copy !req
134. STOP HIM!Copy !req
135. RUN, GOPHER!
GO FOR HELP!Copy !req
136. OH, WELL,
LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
137. OH! ANOTHER ESCAPE?Copy !req
138. IS IT JUST ME?
IS IT ME? HUH?Copy !req
139. OFF THIS STUPID THING.Copy !req
140. HELLO? OVER HERE!Copy !req
141. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
FUSED HIM.Copy !req
142. TWICE AS POWERFUL.Copy !req
143. TWICE AS DEADLY!Copy !req
144. I'M TELLING YOU,
SLOWED HIM DOWN BUT GOOD.Copy !req
145. HEY. WHAT ARE YOU?Copy !req
146. I DON'T EVEN
KNOW ANYMORE.Copy !req
147. THEY'VE FUSED ME
SO MANY TIMES.Copy !req
148. THEY KIDNAP ESCAPES,Copy !req
149. BUT I'M SO HEAVY
NOW, SO DISGUSTING!Copy !req
150. WHAT'S THIS THING?Copy !req
151. GET AWAY?Copy !req
152. ESCAPE SHIPS.Copy !req
153. OR A LEG, OR MAYBE...
YES!Copy !req
154. GET THERE.Copy !req
155. WON'T YOU PLEASE
HELP ME?Copy !req
156. HELLO?Copy !req
157. HELLO.Copy !req
158. HAD MADE HIM MORE POWERFUL?Copy !req
159. THINK OF THAT?Copy !req
160. WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.Copy !req
161. THE SAME JUICE? HMM?Copy !req
162. WHEN'S THE LAST
YOURSELF?Copy !req
163. DEFINE SELF.Copy !req
164. GIR! COME TO ZIM!Copy !req
165. OH! NOW LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
166. THE OTHER ONE'S
GETTING AWAY!Copy !req
167. OH! LOOK AT HIM GO.Copy !req
168. HOLD ON TO SOMETHING,
GIR.Copy !req
169. UUUHHH... HMM.Copy !req
170. GAH! I THOUGHTCopy !req
171. SHIP ROOM.Copy !req
172. OH, JUST 'CAUSE
I DIDN'T LOCK IT,Copy !req
173. IT'S MY FAULT
IT WAS UNLOCKED?Copy !req
174. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY?Copy !req
175. THAT'S WHAT
I'M SAYING, YES!Copy !req
176. FINE, FINE.Copy !req
177. I'M STUPID, DUHHH...Copy !req
178. THEN GO AHEAD!Copy !req
179. I'M GONNA FUSE
TO THE BLOB THING.Copy !req
180. FINE. YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
181. I'M SETTING COORDINATESCopy !req
182. THE EARTH WEASEL.Copy !req
183. SORRY, MY TALLEST.Copy !req
184. THAN THE HUMANS.Copy !req
185. WERE THEY... TALL?Copy !req
186. IN THE END,Copy !req
187. DOESN'T KNOW WHAT,
OR WHO,Copy !req
188. IS HAUNTING THIS FORK.Copy !req
189. MAYBE IT'S THIS GUY.Copy !req
190. THE TRUTH...
IS A MYSTERY.Copy !req
191. WOW. WHAT IF
IT IS THAT GUY?Copy !req
192. MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES...Copy !req
193. THE MYSTERIOUS,
THE HORRIBLE...Copy !req
194. CHICKENFOOT.Copy !req
195. WAIT. IT LOOKS
A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT.Copy !req
196. YOU CAN SEE THE ZIPPER!Copy !req
197. AAAHHH! AAHH!Copy !req
198. A MR. CHICKYLICKY SUIT!Copy !req
199. DO THEY THINK WE ARE?Copy !req
200. HELLO, SON.Copy !req
201. I'M GIVING THESE
OF OUR HOME.Copy !req
202. WOW!
OOH!Copy !req
203. AH!
OOH!Copy !req
204. WHO IS THE
BIG-HEADED BOY?Copy !req
205. THIS IS MY SON, DIB.Copy !req
206. THE MEMBRANE EMPIRE.Copy !req
207. ACTUALLY, I'M
A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR.Copy !req
208. HE'S A BIT INSANE
AT THE MOMENT,Copy !req
209. BUT HE'LL
GET OVER IT.Copy !req
210. DAD, PARANORMALCopy !req
211. FIELD OF STUDY.Copy !req
212. ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.Copy !req
213. A REAL CHICKEN.Copy !req
214. HE'S A SPACE CHICKEN.Copy !req
215. PIG-DEMONS RULE.Copy !req
216. PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR?Copy !req
217. THESE THINGS?Copy !req
218. CRAZY LIKE THIS BOY?Copy !req
219. HO HO HO HO HO!Copy !req
220. WE'LL DISCUSS
THIS LATER.Copy !req
221. BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
IN CHICKENFOOT!Copy !req
222. FOR RATINGS.Copy !req
223. STUDIES STAND FOR,Copy !req
224. THAT I STAND FOR.Copy !req
225. IT MUST BE STOPPED!Copy !req
226. I WANT MY SLAW!Copy !req
227. YOUR SLAW, SIR!Copy !req
228. I WANT MY SLAW!Copy !req
229. YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW,
SIR!Copy !req
230. I WANT MY SLAW!Copy !req
231. YOUR SLAW, SIR!Copy !req
232. I WANT MY SLAW!Copy !req
233. YOU WANT, MISTER?Copy !req
234. YOUR SLAW, SIR!Copy !req
235. I WANT MY SLAW!Copy !req
236. ACTUALLY, I WANT SOME
INFORMATION ABOUT CHICKENFOOT.Copy !req
237. WAAAHH!Copy !req
238. DON'T SAY THAT NAME
'ROUND HERE.Copy !req
239. HE IS
THE DEMON BEAST.Copy !req
240. WE'VE LOST THREE
SINCE HE COME AROUND!Copy !req
241. CHICKENFOOT ATE THEM?Copy !req
242. NO. THEY GOT
BETTER JOBS.Copy !req
243. CHICKEN-BEAST!Copy !req
244. GET OUT!Copy !req
245. GET OUT NOW,Copy !req
246. A BETTER JOB, TOO!Copy !req
247. MARIA, DON'T
MAKE A SCENE!Copy !req
248. YOUNG MAN...Copy !req
249. A MR. CHICKEY MEAL.Copy !req
250. FOR CHICKEN?Copy !req
251. EEHHHH! DON'T TRY
TO THROW ME OFF TRACK.Copy !req
252. NO, NO.Copy !req
253. THE CHICKEY MEAL.Copy !req
254. A DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.Copy !req
255. THE HEAD COMES OFF,Copy !req
256. GRAPPLING HOOK.Copy !req
257. THAT'S... A WEIRD THING
FOR A CHICKEN TO DO.Copy !req
258. HAS A SEEEE-CRET.Copy !req
259. OK, WHAT'S THE SECRET
OF CHICKENFOOT?Copy !req
260. ASK THE DIRTY CHICKEN.Copy !req
261. WHAT IS THE SECRET...
UM... DIRTY CHICKEN?Copy !req
262. QUIT IT. QUIT THAT.Copy !req
263. OF CHICKENY EVIL!Copy !req
264. OF ALL HIS CHICKEN BROTHERS!Copy !req
265. OOOOOOHHH!Copy !req
266. OH, COME ON!
IT'S A GUY IN
A CHICKEN SUIT.Copy !req
267. DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY HARD FACTS?Copy !req
268. I WANT FACTS!Copy !req
269. DON'T HURT ME.Copy !req
270. BUILDING ON THIRD STREET.Copy !req
271. OOOOHHHHHH!Copy !req
272. HAS AN APARTMENT?Copy !req
273. GOVERN, RODRIGUEZ,
TRUEHEART...Copy !req
274. SMACKEY... NO CHICKENFOOT!Copy !req
275. THE OLD MAN LIED TO ME!Copy !req
276. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
277. HEY... WAIT!Copy !req
278. WAIT! COME BACK!Copy !req
279. STOP! STOP!Copy !req
280. GIVE UP, CHICKEN!
OOF!Copy !req
281. GIVE UP, CHICKENFOOT!
I'VE GOT YOU!Copy !req
282. WAIT. YOU WANT
CHICKENFOOT?Copy !req
283. HO, HO. SEE,
I'M TURKEYNECK.Copy !req
284. CHICKENFOOT'S
TWO DOORS DOWN.Copy !req
285. WHY DID YOU
RUN FROM ME?Copy !req
286. LUCKY NECKMEATS.Copy !req
287. THEY'RE ALWAYS
AFTER ME NECKMEATS,
DONCHA KNOW?Copy !req
288. YOU SEE, MY NECKMEATS,
THEY'RE LUCKY.Copy !req
289. CHICKENFOOT?Copy !req
290. AAHH!Copy !req
291. CHICKENFOOT.Copy !req
292. HUH? GO AWAY!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
293. I JUST WANT TO TALK.Copy !req
294. DON'T LOOK
AT MY FACE!Copy !req
295. MY HORRIBLE FACE!Copy !req
296. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
297. IT'S A SAD, SAD
REVOLTING TALE...Copy !req
298. I WAS ONCE A MAN,
JUST LIKE YOU.Copy !req
299. A CHICKEN RESTAURANT,
JUST LIKE YOU.Copy !req
300. I DON'T WORK IN
A CHICKEN RESTAURANT.Copy !req
301. DON'T LOOK AT ME!Copy !req
302. I WASN'T—OH—Copy !req
303. JUST GO ON.Copy !req
304. MY NAME IS...Copy !req
305. WAS...Copy !req
306. CHEWY RODRIGUEZ.Copy !req
307. I LIVED...Copy !req
308. I LAUGHED...
I LOVED!Copy !req
309. OOOOHHH!Copy !req
310. BUT ONE FATEFUL DAY,Copy !req
311. MICROWAVE OVEN...Copy !req
312. OF DOOM!Copy !req
313. POTATOES ARE BAD!Copy !req
314. THESE POTATOES ARE GREAT!Copy !req
315. POTATOES ARE BAD!Copy !req
316. ARE WONDERFUL!Copy !req
317. ARE NASTY AND BAD!Copy !req
318. IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
319. THEY ARE NOT!Copy !req
320. THEY'RE BAD, NASTY,
BAD POTATOES!Copy !req
321. AAAHHH!Copy !req
322. AAAHHH!Copy !req
323. I SURVIVED,Copy !req
324. OF MAN AND CHICKEN.Copy !req
325. AND NOW...Copy !req
326. AAAHHH!Copy !req
327. THE FRINGES OF SOCIETY,Copy !req
328. NEITHER MAN NOR CHICKEN!Copy !req
329. SOMETHING IN-BETWEEN IT.Copy !req
330. A CHICKENY... MAN!Copy !req
331. JUST STUCK THE ZIPPER.Copy !req
332. I COULD PULL IT LOOSE.Copy !req
333. YOU SPEAK MADNESS,
BOY!Copy !req
334. THAT GOES BY,Copy !req
335. I BECOME MORE GROTESQUE!Copy !req
336. THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU DON'T BATHE.Copy !req
337. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE
THE APARTMENT ANYMORE.Copy !req
338. ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS.Copy !req
339. THE DIRTY CHICKEN TOY.Copy !req
340. WAIT.Copy !req
341. YOU MEAN THIS?Copy !req
342. GIVE ME THAT!
GIVE ME... EEEUUGH!Copy !req
343. HOLD ON!Copy !req
344. WITH ME.Copy !req
345. ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
346. YES, SEND A NEWS CREW
RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
347. CHICKENFOOT STORY.Copy !req
348. OH, LET'S GO
OVER IT AGAIN.Copy !req
349. OK. HERE'S
THE CHICKEN HEAD.Copy !req
350. HERE'S YOUR HEAD INSIDE,Copy !req
351. IN THE MASK.Copy !req
352. SEE? RIGHT THERE. OK.Copy !req
353. YOU SEE, CHEWY,
IT'S JUST A COSTUME.Copy !req
354. OF PARANORMAL STUDIES!Copy !req
355. NO. IT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
356. IS IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
357. UNZIP THE BACK.Copy !req
358. NO!Copy !req
359. YOU TAUNT ME!Copy !req
360. I'M A FREAK!Copy !req
361. I'LL ALWAYS
BE A FREAK!Copy !req
362. AAAHHH!Copy !req
363. IT'S REALLY HARDCopy !req
364. WHO SMELLS THAT BAD.Copy !req
365. EEEEHHH!Copy !req
366. AAAHHH!Copy !req
367. AAAHHH!Copy !req
368. CHICKENFOOT!
COME BACK!Copy !req
369. YOU'RE NOT A FREAK!Copy !req
370. YOU'RE JUST STUPID!Copy !req
371. WAAAAHHH!Copy !req
372. UH... CHICKENFOOT.Copy !req
373. RRAAAHHHH!Copy !req
374. I—I JUST WANNA...Copy !req
375. ROCKS!Copy !req
376. THE CURSE IS LIFTED.Copy !req
377. THANK YOU.Copy !req
378. IT WAS JUST A COSTUME!Copy !req
379. A FRAUD ALL ALONG?Copy !req
380. ISN'T A BUNCH OF
IN ANYTHING.Copy !req
381. WE ALSO DISPROVE THE FRAUDS.Copy !req
382. BIGFOOT IS A FRAUD,
TOO!Copy !req
383. AND UFO'S!Copy !req
384. AND HOBOS.Copy !req
385. NO, WAIT.Copy !req
386. THOSE ARE REAL!Copy !req
387. EXCEPT THE HOBOS.Copy !req
388. WAIT, NO,
THEY'RE REAL.Copy !req
389. I—I GUESS.Copy !req
390. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
391. EXPOSED AS A FAKE,Copy !req
392. SIGHTINGS.Copy !req
393. WELL, THAT DIDN'T
TURN OUT LIKE I PLANNED,Copy !req
394. BUT... AT LEAST
IT'S FINALLY OVER.Copy !req
395. NOOOOOOO! OH HO OH!Copy !req
396. I'M A TACO!Copy !req