Invader ZIM 1x27

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Zim goes to Mars to attempt to find a way to destroy the Earth, figuring that whatever killed the life on Mars may work for Earth as well, he stumbles across the face on Mars, which he later discovers that is actually the controls for a spaceship, in which the entire planet of Mars was the spaceship. Dib learns of this and he attempts to go to NASAPLACE in order to get them to see what Zim is doing, but they refuse to believe him as they can’t look at the monitors. Will Dib be able to find a way to stop Zim before he uses the red planet to squish all the life out of the Earth?

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1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. —www.ncicap.org—

3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!

4. WELCOME, PLANETARY CONVERSION TEAM.

5. WELCOME TO BLORCH,

6. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

7. AT UNIVERSAL CONQUEST,

8. IMPENDING DOOM II!

9. ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCKS!

10. ORGANICS ON BLORCH,

11. PAVING THE WAY FOR, I DUNNO,

12. STRUCTURE PLANET.

13. YEAH! PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET!

14. BUT FIRST, WE'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

15. VERY SPECIAL SOLDIER,

16. WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE.

17. INVADER ZIM!

18. YOU SEE IF ZIM HADN'T BEEN EXILED

19. OF THE GALAXY,

20. BE HERE, WITH US... RUINING EVERYTHING.

21. DOOM 1, AM I RIGHT?

22. I DON'T!

23. AND, UH... THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK.

24. AHHHH!

25. THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY, BUT... THAT'S OK.

26. GETS THE POINT, HMM?

27. SO LET'S GIVE

28. SO FAR AWAY!

29. One Irken: INVADER ZIM ROCKS!

30. QUIET EVERYBODY, QUIET. HA HA HA.

31. SURPRISE FOR YOU.

32. WE'RE GETTING A REPORT FROM ZIM RIGHT NOW.

33. THE MAIN VIEW SCREEN!

34. WELL, THANK YOU.

35. WELL DESERVED OF ME.

36. REPORTING IN, SIRS.

37. YES, GREETINGS, ZIM.

38. KEEPING BUSY, IT LOOKS LIKE.

39. DOING US PROUD.

40. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

41. YES, YES, I AM.

42. I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.

43. PLEASE! ENOUGH!

44. FOLLOWING INVADER PROTOCOL, I'VE SENT PROBES

45. FOR POTENTIAL USE.

46. UH HUH.

47. A PLANET NAMED... MARS ARE INTRIGUING.

48. MORE INFORMATION.

49. THANK YOU, INVADER ZIM.

50. OUT THERE,

51. WOULD SURELY CRUMBLE.

52. HA HA HA!

53. YES. YES, IT WOULD.

54. LET'S HEAR IT FOR ZIM!

55. IDIOT.

56. TRULY, I AM AMAZING.

57. OF MY PROGRESS.

58. STILL, I AM

59. OF THE HUMANS.

60. DESTRUCTION IS NICE!

61. RETURNED.

62. EXCELLENT TIMING. BEGIN DATA DOWNLOAD.

63. DATA FROM MARS PROBES.

64. LOOKS UNNATURAL,

65. IN ITS FORMATION.

66. NO LIFE FORMS.

67. THESE "MARS-OIDS"

68. INCREDIBLE.

69. INCREDIBLE ENOUGH, MAYBE, TO ASSIST IN

70. OF THE HUMANS?

71. GIR!

72. GIR! GIR!

73. MEET ME IN THE LAUNCH HANGAR!

74. I GOTTA GO, PIG. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

75. I GOTTA GO, PIG! I'LL SEE YOU LATER!

76. WE'RE GOING TO MARS!

77. ARE WE THERE YET?

78. HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS, AGENT DARKBOOTIE,

79. BUT WHEN THEY DIDN'T FIND ANY LIFE AFTER THE FIRST WEEK,

80. ON THEM, BUT I HAVEN'T.

81. LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND.

82. LOOKS LIKE.

83. A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.

84. LOOK UP HERE.

85. THIS IS A THUMBPRINT.

86. THAT IS NO THUMBPRINT.

87. HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL, AGENT MOTHMAN.

88. ALIEN ACTIVITY.

89. IF YOU FIND MORE.

90. DARKBOOTIE OUT.

91. GET OFF MY HEAD, GIR.

92. ABOUT THIS LEAD.

93. THE HUMANS BEING DESTROYED.

94. IT'S DELICIOUS!

95. THIS MARS HOLDS THE KEY, I JUST KNOW IT.

96. GET OFF MY HEAD!

97. IN MY AMAZING HEAD.

98. NOW, LET'S FIND OUT

99. WHO BUILT THIS UGLY THING.

100. OOHHHH. IT'S BROKEN.

101. DAD, AS A MAN OF SCIENCE,

102. SHOWS SOMETHING...

103. ALIEN ORIGIN.

104. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. THOSE STATIONS HAVEN'T

105. THERE ARE NO ALIENS!

106. TO OUR PLANET, ANYHOW.

107. YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING

108. WITH AN ENORMOUS HEAD.

109. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, SON.

110. REAL SCIENCE. TRY IT.

111. WHAT WAS THAT?

112. IT'S FIXED! OH, YEAH. OOH!

113. GIR! COME HERE!

114. OH, MAAAAN!

115. THIS IS POINTLESS, GIR.

116. THIS PLANET'S A ROCK, A USELESS WASTELAND.

117. WHOEVER THEY WERE, WHAT WIPED THEM OUT.

118. TO TAUNT ME. I HATE THEM!

119. HUH. OH, YEAH.

120. I CAN SEE UP ITS NOSE.

121. OF HUMANITY.

122. FILTHY HUMANS!

123. WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

124. GIR!

125. UGH!

126. DAD! GAZ! COME SEE THIS!

127. PLEASE! NO MORE FOOLISHNESS, SON!

128. YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!

129. EEEAAAHH!

130. WELCOME, PILOT.

131. HOW YA DOIN'?

132. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS ALL THIS?

133. OF MY PEOPLE,

134. YOU ARE NOW HELMING.

135. INSTRUCTION MANUALS?

136. NO, NO. HUH?

137. VESSEL? THIS THING'S A SHIP?

138. SPACE VESSEL,

139. ANOTHER, NEARBY PLANET.

140. WHAT OTHER PLANET?

141. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

142. ANOTHER PLANET?

143. DO ALL THAT?

144. BECAUSE IT'S COOL.

145. MM-HMM.

146. FIRST VICTORY IS...

147. UH...

148. INVADER... SKOODGE?

149. THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

150. IRKEN GALACTIC CONQUEST.

151. HE'S SO... SHORT.

152. AND UGLY. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.

153. GREETINGS, MY TALLEST.

154. PLANET'S DOWNFALL,

155. CANNON SWEEP, RIGHT?

156. UM... YEAH. UH...

157. ALIEN FILTH. HOO-AH!

158. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. UM, WELL...

159. THERE'S A NEW TRADITION NOW.

160. MAN, YOU'RE UGLY!

161. AND SHORT!

162. THE CANNON SWEEP.

163. THAT'S RIGHT, IN YOU GO.

164. COMMENCE ORGANIC SWEEP!

165. AAAHH!

166. UH... YOU!

167. YOUR NAME IS NOW SKOODGE, CONQUEROR OF BLORCH.

168. REMEMBER... REMEMBER

169. AND HE WAS...

170. HEAD TO FOOT IN MEAT?

171. YEAH! THE MEAT ENDED UP

172. HIS EYE SOCKETS!

173. HA HA HA! MEAT.

174. OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. HOLD ON. SHH—SHH. STRAIGHT FACE.

175. GREETINGS, TALLEST.

176. UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS.

177. MORE EVIDENCE?

178. YES. I'VE MADE AN EXCITING DISCOVERY.

179. BUILT BY FLOATING HEADS.

180. I'M GOING

181. ON THE SURFACE,

182. WITHOUT RESISTANCE!

183. PREPARE THE FLEET,

184. IN EARTH'S ORGANIC SWEEP TOMORROW!

185. INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF.

186. I HAVE TO STOP HIM!

187. AT THIS HOUR?

188. OH... YOU KNOW.

189. TO SAVE THE EARTH?

190. YES.

191. MY POOR, INSANE SON.

192. THE END OF THE WORLD!

193. WAS THAT THE UH...

194. MM-HMM.

195. CRAZY UFO KID?

196. YUP.

197. OH, NO. DIB.

198. YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,

199. TO BELIEVE ME THIS TIME.

200. AND IT'S BEING PILOTED BY AN ALIEN...

201. IS THIS THAT... ZIG YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?

202. ZIM!

203. HE'S ACTIVATED THE FACE ON MARS,

204. AND NOW HE'S FLYING SOME HORRIBLE... WOW!

205. THIS SOUNDS REALLY STUPID, DOESN'T IT?

206. ANYHOW, THE FLOATING HEAD

207. AND THAT THEY'D MODIFIED IT WITH GIANT ENGINES.

208. WHICH ONE.

209. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

210. HE'S FLYING...

211. WHAT'S HE FLYING?

212. THERE! LOOK! YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE MARTIAN CAMERA FEEDS!

213. SORRY, KID.

214. THE FUNDING,

215. WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THOSE MONITORS.

216. WHOA!

217. IT'S...

218. IT'S AN ASTEROID!

219. IT'S HUGE!

220. IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!

221. IT'S ZIM! JUST LOOK AT THE SCREENS!

222. OK. DO WE HAVE TO GO FUNDING THING AGAIN?

223. HA HA HA HA HA!

224. PEOPLE OF EARTH!

225. OF MY PLANET!

226. HE HA HA HA HA HA!

227. I'M ZIM. I'M SQUISHING OUT ALL LIFE.

228. OH, STOP!

229. WHUH?

230. I BELIEVE YOU. I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

231. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? CLEAN ME?

232. YOU MENTIONED,

233. THE GIANT ENGINES,

234. IT CAN ONLY BE MERCURY.

235. THERE.

236. THE BUTT ON MERCURY.

237. THE FACE ON MARS,

238. AS MYSTERIOUS.

239. YES. THAT'S IT!

240. NOW, HOW DO I GET TO THE BUTT?

241. WHAT IS IT?

242. IT'S AN OLD MONKEY SHIP

243. MONKEYS INTO SPACE.

244. AH! YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE MONKEY.

245. DOES IT STILL WORK?

246. I'VE DONE ALL THE REPAIRS MYSELF.

247. WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?

248. NOBODY EVER HELPS ME!

249. LET'S JUST SAY MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN.

250. AGENT... DARKBOOTIE?

251. THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!

252. TO BRING THE FLEET TOMORROW!

253. AT THIS RATE, WE WON'T BE DONE WITH OUR DESTROYING BY THEN!

254. SOME BOOSTERS.

255. AH, HERE. HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, GIR!

256. EH HA HA HA HA!

257. AAAHHH!

258. THAT SOUNDED LIKE... NO. COULDN'T BE.

259. AAHH!

260. WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DOOOOOOMED!

261. HEY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, REMEMBER?

262. NOW... SLOWING TO SQUISHING SPEED.

263. WAAAAHHH!

264. AAAHHHH!

265. WAAAAAHHH!

266. Soda holder: OH, NO! OH, NO!

267. OH, OH, NO!

268. NO, NO, NO!

269. NO, NO, NO!

270. WHA-HA!

271. NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, ZIM!

272. DON'T TELL ME YOU'D WIN THIS.

273. OH, YOU HORRIBLE, INTERFERING DIB!

274. DOOM OF MY MOONS.

275. YAAAAAHHH!

276. YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFERE WITH A SUPERIOR FORCE, DIB.

277. YOU'D HAVE BEEN

278. LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

279. WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED COMING TO EARTH,

280. BECAUSE I'LL STOP YOU AT EVERY TURN!

281. AAAHHH!

282. GIR, GO TAKE CARE OF THE EARTHBOY.

283. WHAT'S THIS DO? WHAT'S THAT DO?

284. NO! AAEEE!

285. ISN'T SUCH A BAD EVIL MINION AFTER ALL.

286. WHAT'S IT DO? WHAT'S IT DO?

287. HEY, GO AWAY.

288. OKEEDOKEE!

289. LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE

290. THE ASTEROID BELT, FEEBLE DIB-THING?

291. Y-HEH HEH HEH HEH!

292. THAT'S JUST STUPID.

293. COWARDLY HUMAN.

294. WE'LL SEE WHO'S STUPID WHEN—AAAHHHHHH!

295. AAHH! AAHHH!

296. UGH! AH! OH! OOH! OOH!

297. TO YOUR HOME PLANET, ZIM.

298. I'VE RECORDED THIS WHOLE THING.

299. OF YOUR EXISTENCE.

300. THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN...

301. THAT LITTLE ROBOT! HE TOOK MY CAMERAS!

302. IT'S ZIM. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

303. FROM THE LAST ONE.

304. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY TALLEST.

305. OF PLANET MARS.

306. TO DESTROY THE EARTH.

307. OH, YES... THAT.

308. YOU HEARD WRONG.

309. THIS TIME, I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF MARS.

310. YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE THE HUMANS.

311. YEAH. SEE, I'LL DO EARTH NEXT.

312. I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE, YOU KNOW.

313. WELL, INVADER ZIM, SIGNING OFF!

314. DEATH MACHINE!

315. DEATH MACHINE?

316. WARM-UP!

317. OH, PLEASE! DEATH MACHINE?

318. I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.