Invader ZIM 1x27

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Zim goes to Mars to attempt to find a way to destroy the Earth, figuring that whatever killed the life on Mars may work for Earth as well, he stumbles across the face on Mars, which he later discovers that is actually the controls for a spaceship, in which the entire planet of Mars was the spaceship. Dib learns of this and he attempts to go to NASAPLACE in order to get them to see what Zim is doing, but they refuse to believe him as they can’t look at the monitors. Will Dib be able to find a way to stop Zim before he uses the red planet to squish all the life out of the Earth?

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

2. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!

4. WELCOME, PLANETARY CONVERSION TEAM.

5. WELCOME TO BLORCH,

6. THE LATEST ADDITION TO THE IRKEN EMPIRE

7. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE FIRST PLANET TO FALL VICTIM

8. TO OUR LATEST EFFORT AT UNIVERSAL CONQUEST,

9. OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM II!

10. ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCKS!

11. NOW WE ERASE THE REMAINING ORGANICS ON BLORCH,

12. PAVING THE WAY FOR, I DUNNO,

13. MAYBE A PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET.

14. YEAH! PARKING STRUCTURE PLANET!

15. BUT FIRST, WE'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE

16. THE CONTRIBUTION OF ONE VERY SPECIAL SOLDIER,

17. WITHOUT WHOM THIS VICTORY AND THOSE SURELY TO COME

18. WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE.

19. INVADER ZIM!

20. YOU SEE IF ZIM HADN'T BEEN EXILED

21. TO THE FAR REACHES OF THE GALAXY,

22. HE WOULD BE HERE, WITH US... RUINING EVERYTHING.

23. AND WE ALL REMEMBER HOW HE MESSED UP

24. OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM 1, AM I RIGHT?

25. I DON'T!

26. SEIZE THAT GUY AND, UH... THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK.

27. AHHHH!

28. THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY, BUT... THAT'S OK.

29. I THINK EVERYONE GETS THE POINT, HMM?

30. SO LET'S GIVE A BIG CHEER FOR INVADER ZIM

31. FOR BEING SO FAR AWAY!

32. One Irken: INVADER ZIM ROCKS!

33. QUIET EVERYBODY, QUIET. HA HA HA.

34. WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

35. IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GETTING A REPORT FROM ZIM RIGHT NOW.

36. TRANSFER IT TO THE MAIN VIEW SCREEN!

37. WELL, THANK YOU.

38. HOW VERY WELL DESERVED OF ME.

39. INVADER ZIM REPORTING IN, SIRS.

40. YES, GREETINGS, ZIM.

41. KEEPING BUSY, IT LOOKS LIKE.

42. DOING US PROUD.

43. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

44. YES, YES, I AM.

45. I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.

46. PLEASE! ENOUGH!

47. FOLLOWING INVADER PROTOCOL, I'VE SENT PROBES

48. OUT TO THE SURROUNDING PLANETS

49. TO CHECK THEM FOR POTENTIAL USE.

50. UH HUH.

51. SCANS FROM A PLANET NAMED... MARS ARE INTRIGUING.

52. YOU CAN EXPECT A FULL REPORT

53. WHEN I HAVE MORE INFORMATION.

54. THANK YOU, INVADER ZIM.

55. WITHOUT YOUR EFFORTS OUT THERE,

56. THE ENTIRE OPERATION WOULD SURELY CRUMBLE.

57. HA HA HA!

58. YES. YES, IT WOULD.

59. LET'S HEAR IT FOR ZIM!

60. IDIOT.

61. TRULY, I AM AMAZING.

62. HOW COULD THEY NOT CHEER THE VERY SIGHT OF MY PROGRESS.

63. STILL, I AM BECOMING IMPATIENT

64. WITH MY INCREDIBLY SUBTLE INFILTRATION OF THIS PLANET

65. AND AM GROWING EVER HUNGRIER TO BE

66. THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMANS.

67. DESTRUCTION IS NICE!

68. LONG RANGE SPACE PROBES HAVE RETURNED.

69. EXCELLENT TIMING. BEGIN DATA DOWNLOAD.

70. ACCESSING DATA FROM MARS PROBES.

71. SOME OF THIS LANDSCAPE LOOKS UNNATURAL,

72. AS THOUGH NATURE WAS NOT INVOLVED IN ITS FORMATION.

73. BUT THE SENSORS SHOW NO LIFE FORMS.

74. WHATEVER WIPED OUT THESE "MARS-OIDS"

75. MUST HAVE TRULY BEEN INCREDIBLE.

76. INCREDIBLE ENOUGH, MAYBE, TO ASSIST IN

77. MY ANNIHILATION OF THE HUMANS?

78. GIR!

79. GIR! GIR!

80. MEET ME IN THE LAUNCH HANGAR!

81. I GOTTA GO, PIG. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

82. I GOTTA GO, PIG! I'LL SEE YOU LATER!

83. WE'RE GOING TO MARS!

84. ARE WE THERE YET?

85. THE CAMERA STATIONS HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS, AGENT DARKBOOTIE,

86. BUT WHEN THEY DIDN'T FIND ANY LIFE AFTER THE FIRST WEEK,

87. NASA PLACE GAVE UP ON THEM, BUT I HAVEN'T.

88. LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND.

89. THIS IS WHAT ONE OF THE CAMERA STATIONS LOOKS LIKE.

90. THIS ONE WAS TAKEN A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.

91. LOOK UP HERE.

92. NASA PLACE SAYS THIS IS A THUMBPRINT.

93. THAT IS NO THUMBPRINT.

94. HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL, AGENT MOTHMAN.

95. BUT THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL NEEDS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE

96. BEFORE FILING ANYTHING AS CONFIRMED ALIEN ACTIVITY.

97. LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND MORE.

98. DARKBOOTIE OUT.

99. GET OFF MY HEAD, GIR.

100. I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS LEAD.

101. I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE HUMANS BEING DESTROYED.

102. IT'S DELICIOUS!

103. THIS MARS HOLDS THE KEY, I JUST KNOW IT.

104. NEW WORDS OF PRAISE WILL HAVE TO BE INVENTED

105. JUST SO THEY CAN PR— GET OFF MY HEAD!

106. THE TASTE OF IMPENDING HUMAN ANNIHILATION

107. GROWS STRONGER IN MY AMAZING HEAD.

108. NOW, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT DESTROYED THE PEOPLE

109. WHO BUILT THIS UGLY THING.

110. OOHHHH. IT'S BROKEN.

111. DAD, AS A MAN OF SCIENCE,

112. YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THIS PICTURE

113. SHOWS SOMETHING... FREAKY

114. AND OF SOME SPOOKY ALIEN ORIGIN.

115. I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. THOSE STATIONS HAVEN'T BEEN MONITORED

116. THERE ARE NO ALIENS!

117. NONE ABLE TO TRAVEL THE MASSIVE DISTANCE TO OUR PLANET, ANYHOW.

118. YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THOSE TRANSMISSIONS

119. SINCE YOU WERE A BABY WITH AN ENORMOUS HEAD.

120. IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, SON.

121. REAL SCIENCE. TRY IT.

122. WHAT WAS THAT?

123. IT'S FIXED! OH, YEAH. OOH!

124. GIR! COME HERE!

125. OH, MAAAAN!

126. THIS IS POINTLESS, GIR.

127. THIS PLANET'S A ROCK, A USELESS WASTELAND.

128. WHOEVER THEY WERE, THEY LEFT NO SIGN OF WHAT WIPED THEM OUT.

129. THEY JUST LEFT THESE STUPID STRUCTURES HERE TO TAUNT ME. I HATE THEM!

130. AND I HOPE THEY D—

131. HUH. OH, YEAH.

132. I CAN SEE UP ITS NOSE.

133. THIS MEANS MORE TIME ON EARTH

134. WITH THE STENCH OF HUMANITY.

135. FILTHY HUMANS!

136. WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

137. GIR!

138. UGH!

139. DAD! GAZ! COME SEE THIS!

140. PLEASE! NO MORE FOOLISHNESS, SON!

141. YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!

142. EEEAAAHH!

143. WELCOME, PILOT.

144. HOW YA DOIN'?

145. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS ALL THIS?

146. I AM ALL THAT IS LEFT OF MY PEOPLE,

147. AN INTERACTIVE INSTRUCTION MANUAL

148. FOR THE INCREDIBLE VESSEL YOU ARE NOW HELMING.

149. YOUR PEOPLE WERE INSTRUCTION MANUALS?

150. NO, NO. HUH?

151. VESSEL? THIS THING'S A SHIP?

152. MY PEOPLE WORKED THEMSELVES INTO EXTINCTION

153. CONVERTING OUR PLANET INTO A NAVIGABLE SPACE VESSEL,

154. USING SIMILAR TECHNOLOGY TESTED AND PROVEN ON ANOTHER, NEARBY PLANET.

155. WHAT OTHER PLANET?

156. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

157. ANOTHER PLANET?

158. WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL THAT?

159. BECAUSE IT'S COOL.

160. MM-HMM.

161. THE INVADER BEHIND THIS IMPORTANT FIRST VICTORY IS...

162. UH...

163. INVADER... SKOODGE?

164. THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

165. THAT CANNOT BE THE POSTER BOY FOR IRKEN GALACTIC CONQUEST.

166. HE'S SO... SHORT.

167. AND UGLY. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.

168. GREETINGS, MY TALLEST.

169. AS THE INVADER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PLANET'S DOWNFALL,

170. I GET TO LAUNCH THE TRADITIONAL FINAL CANNON SWEEP, RIGHT?

171. UM... YEAH. UH...

172. SO THAT NO IRKEN BOOT HAS TO COME INTO CONTACT

173. WITH ANY UNSAVORY ALIEN FILTH. HOO-AH!

174. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. UM, WELL...

175. THERE'S A NEW TRADITION NOW.

176. MAN, YOU'RE UGLY!

177. AND SHORT!

178. THE NEW TRADITION IS THAT YOU GET TO BE LAUNCHED

179. AS PART OF THE CANNON SWEEP.

180. THAT'S RIGHT, IN YOU GO.

181. COMMENCE ORGANIC SWEEP!

182. AAAHH!

183. UH... YOU!

184. YOUR NAME IS NOW SKOODGE, CONQUEROR OF BLORCH.

185. REMEMBER... REMEMBER THE TIME ZIM CALLED US

186. AND HE WAS...

187. HE WAS COVERED FROM HEAD TO FOOT IN MEAT?

188. YEAH! THE MEAT ENDED UP FUSING TO HIS FLESH

189. AND HE ALMOST WENT BLIND WHEN IT INVADED HIS EYE SOCKETS!

190. HA HA HA! MEAT.

191. OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM. HOLD ON. SHH—SHH. STRAIGHT FACE.

192. GREETINGS, TALLEST.

193. I BRING MORE EVIDENCE OF MY UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS.

194. MORE EVIDENCE?

195. YES. I'VE MADE AN EXCITING DISCOVERY.

196. THE PLANET MARS IS ACTUALLY A GIANT SPACE SHIP

197. BUILT BY FLOATING HEADS.

198. I'M GOING TO FLY IT TO EARTH

199. WHERE I WILL ROLL IT AROUND ON THE SURFACE,

200. SQUISHING ALL THE EARTH LIFE

201. AND LEAVING IT FREE FOR US TO CONQUER WITHOUT RESISTANCE!

202. PREPARE THE FLEET, FOR I WILL BE FIRING THE FIRST VOLLEY

203. IN EARTH'S ORGANIC SWEEP TOMORROW!

204. INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF.

205. I HAVE TO STOP HIM!

206. WHERE ARE YOU GOING AT THIS HOUR?

207. OH... YOU KNOW.

208. TO SAVE THE EARTH?

209. YES.

210. MY POOR, INSANE SON.

211. THE END OF THE WORLD!

212. WAS THAT THE UH...

213. MM-HMM.

214. CRAZY UFO KID?

215. YUP.

216. OH, NO. DIB.

217. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,

218. BUT YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME THIS TIME.

219. MARS IS A GIANT SPACE SHIP

220. AND IT'S BEING PILOTED BY AN ALIEN...

221. IS THIS THAT... ZIG YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?

222. ZIM!

223. HE'S ACTIVATED THE FACE ON MARS,

224. AND NOW HE'S FLYING THE WHOLE PLANET LIKE SOME HORRIBLE... WOW!

225. THIS SOUNDS REALLY STUPID, DOESN'T IT?

226. ANYHOW, THE FLOATING HEAD SAID THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER PLANET

227. AND THAT THEY'D MODIFIED IT WITH GIANT ENGINES.

228. WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE.

229. ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

230. HE'S FLYING...

231. WHAT'S HE FLYING?

232. THERE! LOOK! YOU CAN SEE HIM ON THE MARTIAN CAMERA FEEDS!

233. SORRY, KID.

234. SINCE THEY CUT THE FUNDING,

235. WE'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THOSE MONITORS.

236. WHOA!

237. IT'S...

238. I THINK IT'S AN ASTEROID!

239. IT'S HUGE!

240. IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!

241. IT'S ZIM! JUST LOOK AT THE SCREENS!

242. OK. DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE FUNDING THING AGAIN?

243. HA HA HA HA HA!

244. PEOPLE OF EARTH!

245. PREPARE TO TASTE THE MIGHTY FOOT OF MY PLANET!

246. HE HA HA HA HA HA!

247. I'M ZIM. I'M SQUISHING OUT ALL LIFE.

248. OH, STOP!

249. WHUH?

250. I BELIEVE YOU. I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

251. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? CLEAN ME?

252. THE OTHER PLANET YOU MENTIONED,

253. THE ONE YOU SAID WAS ALSO FITTED WITH THE GIANT ENGINES,

254. IT CAN ONLY BE MERCURY.

255. THERE.

256. THE BUTT ON MERCURY.

257. A LESSER KNOWN STRUCTURE THAN THE FACE ON MARS,

258. BUT ONE JUST AS MYSTERIOUS.

259. YES. THAT'S IT!

260. NOW, HOW DO I GET TO THE BUTT?

261. WHAT IS IT?

262. IT'S AN OLD MONKEY SHIP FROM BACK IN THE DAYS

263. WHEN THEY USED TO SHOOT MONKEYS INTO SPACE.

264. AH! YOU CAN STILL SMELL THE MONKEY.

265. DOES IT STILL WORK?

266. I'VE DONE ALL THE REPAIRS MYSELF.

267. WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?

268. NOBODY EVER HELPS ME!

269. LET'S JUST SAY MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN.

270. AGENT... DARKBOOTIE?

271. THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!

272. I TOLD THE TALLEST TO BRING THE FLEET TOMORROW!

273. AT THIS RATE, WE WON'T BE DONE WITH OUR DESTROYING BY THEN!

274. THERE MUST BE SOME BOOSTERS.

275. AH, HERE. HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, GIR!

276. EH HA HA HA HA!

277. AAAHHH!

278. THAT SOUNDED LIKE... NO. COULDN'T BE.

279. AAHH!

280. WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DOOOOOOMED!

281. HEY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED, REMEMBER?

282. NOW... SLOWING TO SQUISHING SPEED.

283. WAAAAHHH!

284. AAAHHHH!

285. WAAAAAHHH!

286. Soda holder: OH, NO! OH, NO!

287. OH, OH, NO!

288. NO, NO, NO!

289. NO, NO, NO!

290. WHA-HA!

291. NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, ZIM!

292. DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU'D WIN THIS.

293. OH, YOU HORRIBLE, INTERFERING DIB!

294. TASTE THE MIGHTY DOOM OF MY MOONS.

295. YAAAAAHHH!

296. YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFERE WITH A SUPERIOR FORCE, DIB.

297. YOU'D HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF JUST STAYING ON YOUR PLANET

298. AND GETTING SQUISHED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

299. WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED COMING TO EARTH,

300. BECAUSE I'LL STOP YOU AT EVERY TURN!

301. AAAHHH!

302. GIR, GO TAKE CARE OF THE EARTHBOY.

303. WHAT'S THIS DO? WHAT'S THAT DO?

304. NO! AAEEE!

305. MAYBE THAT LITTLE ROBOT ISN'T SUCH A BAD EVIL MINION AFTER ALL.

306. WHAT'S IT DO? WHAT'S IT DO?

307. HEY, GO AWAY.

308. OKEEDOKEE!

309. LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE THE PILOTING SKILLS

310. TO MANEUVER THROUGH THE ASTEROID BELT, FEEBLE DIB-THING?

311. Y-HEH HEH HEH HEH!

312. THAT'S JUST STUPID.

313. LOOK AT THAT COWARDLY HUMAN.

314. WE'LL SEE WHO'S STUPID WHEN—AAAHHHHHH!

315. AAHH! AAHHH!

316. UGH! AH! OH! OOH! OOH!

317. YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK TO YOUR HOME PLANET, ZIM.

318. I'VE RECORDED THIS WHOLE THING.

319. IRREFUTABLE PROOF OF YOUR EXISTENCE.

320. THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN...

321. THAT LITTLE ROBOT! HE TOOK MY CAMERAS!

322. IT'S ZIM. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

323. I JUST STARTED BREATHING AGAIN FROM THE LAST ONE.

324. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY TALLEST.

325. I HAVE RID THIS SOLAR SYSTEM OF PLANET MARS.

326. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO DESTROY THE EARTH.

327. OH, YES... THAT.

328. YOU HEARD WRONG.

329. THIS TIME, I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF MARS.

330. YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP BEFORE I DESTROYED THE HUMANS.

331. YEAH. SEE, I'LL DO EARTH NEXT.

332. I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE, YOU KNOW.

333. WELL, INVADER ZIM, SIGNING OFF!

334. UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE!

335. DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE?

336. JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP!

337. OH, PLEASE! DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE DEATH MACHINE?

338. I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.