1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATIONCopy !req
2. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req
3. A HA HA HA!Copy !req
4. THERE, ADD A CARDCopy !req
5. EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM.Copy !req
6. NOW, ADD THE DEAD WEIGHT
OF STUDENTS LIKE YOU.Copy !req
7. SO, YOU CAN SEE, CHILDREN,Copy !req
8. HOUSE OF CARDS...Copy !req
9. UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT.Copy !req
10. DIB, THE WARRANTY
ON YOUR DESK HAS RUN OUT.Copy !req
11. FROM THE PILE.Copy !req
12. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
13. WELL, CHILDREN,
AS YOU KNOW,Copy !req
14. FOR THIS YEAR HAS RUN OUT.Copy !req
15. TO LESSEN YOUR MISERY.Copy !req
16. LIGHTS!Copy !req
17. WORD UP, KIDS!Copy !req
18. THIS IS POOP DAWG,Copy !req
19. WITH A LITTLE FUND RAISER.Copy !req
20. MAGNET WITH THE MONEYS?Copy !req
21. YAY!Copy !req
22. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
23. HMM?Copy !req
24. OF POOP COLA CANDY.Copy !req
25. IT'S THE GREAT TASTECopy !req
26. OF CHOCOLATE BADNESS.Copy !req
27. OOH!Copy !req
28. EARNS MONEY FOR YOUR SCHOOL.Copy !req
29. BUT WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?Copy !req
30. PRIZES, PRIZES, PRIZI-ZES!Copy !req
31. HMM?Copy !req
32. SELL 100 BARS
AND YOU'LL WIN A...Copy !req
33. ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS.Copy !req
34. SELL 1000,
YOU WIN A CRASH HELMET.Copy !req
35. SELL 10,000, YOU WIN
AN ELECTRO SCOOTER.Copy !req
36. AND 500,000,
YOU GET A HOVERCRAFT,Copy !req
37. PLUS A HELMET,Copy !req
38. PLUS A BOX OF...Copy !req
39. ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS.Copy !req
40. YAY! WOW! OOH!Copy !req
41. GARBAGE!Copy !req
42. YOUR BRAIN FROM LASERS.Copy !req
43. YOUZ ALL SOMETHIN'Copy !req
44. AND WIT...Copy !req
45. I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
46. CUT!Copy !req
47. WON'T BELIEVE!Copy !req
48. NONSENSE.Copy !req
49. IT'S SO AMAZING,
IT'S A SECRET.Copy !req
50. SECRET!Copy !req
51. HIDING, DOG MAN?Copy !req
52. TELL ME! TELL ME!Copy !req
53. GOOD LUCK,
MY FELLOW POOP SLICES.Copy !req
54. ENTIRELY OF SAWDUST.Copy !req
55. A SECRET.
YES, OF COURSE.Copy !req
56. BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?Copy !req
57. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
58. THE SECRET PRIZE!Copy !req
59. MISS BITTERS,
WHY DON'T THEY TAKECopy !req
60. AND USE IT
TO BUY DESKS?Copy !req
61. WASN'T IN THE VIDEO.Copy !req
62. EEK! FUND RAISING...Copy !req
63. CHILDREN!Copy !req
64. WOO HOO!Copy !req
65. THEN THAT HORRIBLECopy !req
66. THE SECRET PRIZE.Copy !req
67. HEY, ZIM! I SOLD A WHOLE BOX
AT MY DAD'S LAB.Copy !req
68. BEAT THAT.Copy !req
69. SO, YOU'RE TRYING
TO BEAT ME TO THE PRIZE,
IS THAT IT?Copy !req
70. OF ITS STRATEGIC VALUE.Copy !req
71. I'M SELLING THISCopy !req
72. AT SOMETHING ELSE,
ZIM.Copy !req
73. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
74. AH! HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
75. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
76. BETTER...Copy !req
77. THAN ANY HUMAN.
JUST WATCH.Copy !req
78. SO BIG?Copy !req
79. SO BIG?Copy !req
80. JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.Copy !req
81. PLEASE, MA'AM,
IF YOU DON'T BUY MY CANDYCopy !req
82. WILL GO INSANE!Copy !req
83. AAAHHH!
GOOD HEAVENS!Copy !req
84. HE'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!Copy !req
85. PLEASE, OF COURSE
I'LL BUY SOME CANDY.Copy !req
86. MMM!Copy !req
87. MM-HMM,
THAT'S THE SAWDUST.Copy !req
88. HMM. SHE ONLY BOUGHT ONE
OF THESE HORRIBLE THINGS.Copy !req
89. YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO TRY HARDER, GIR.Copy !req
90. AAHH...!Copy !req
91. HMM. OOH!Copy !req
92. AAHH...!Copy !req
93. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
94. A HORRIBLE FAILURE.Copy !req
95. GIR, DON'T EAT
THAT FILTH!Copy !req
96. IT IS THE KEY TO
THE MYSTERY OF THE PRIZE.Copy !req
97. OF THE PRIIIIZE.Copy !req
98. THIS MISERABLE EARTH SUN.Copy !req
99. DIDN'T ORBIT SUCH
A HORRIBLE STAR...Copy !req
100. SO HOT!Copy !req
101. ZIM.Copy !req
102. ZIM!Copy !req
103. I HAVE COME FOR YOU.Copy !req
104. HEH? WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
105. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
106. I AM...Copy !req
107. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
108. I...
WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
109. MYSTERY PRIZE, FOOL.Copy !req
110. BWAHAHAHA!Copy !req
111. MIRACULOUS PRIZE THING?Copy !req
112. I AIN'T TELLIN', YO.Copy !req
113. EH... EH...Copy !req
114. OF TIME AND SPACE?Copy !req
115. OF SENTIENT BEINGS?Copy !req
116. IS IT THE KEY TO
CONTROLLING ALL MANKIND?Copy !req
117. NEVER BE YOURS, ZIM!Copy !req
118. SPECTRE OF DEFEAT!Copy !req
119. I WILL NOT GIVE UP...
POOP DAWG!Copy !req
120. NEVER!Copy !req
121. HO HO HO HO HO!Copy !req
122. YO.Copy !req
123. AH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
124. UGGHH!Copy !req
125. UGGH!Copy !req
126. JEEZ, ZIM,
I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE
ANYTHING TO YOU YET.Copy !req
127. GET OUT OF HERE,
GANGSTA OF DEFEAT!Copy !req
128. BEGONE WITH YOU.Copy !req
129. MAN, ZIM,
DEFEAT'S MADE
YOU CRAZY.Copy !req
130. OF COURSE, THAT HAS
BEEN MY MISTAKE ALL ALONG.Copy !req
131. I'VE BEEN
A MISERABLE HUMAN.Copy !req
132. GIR!Copy !req
133. YES, MY LORD!Copy !req
134. HUMAN "FUND-RAISING"
TECHNIQUES NO LONGER.Copy !req
135. IRKEN PERSUASION.Copy !req
136. YAY! I'M GONNA
BE SICK!Copy !req
137. HUMAN RESIDENTS!Copy !req
138. I HAVE COME SELLING CANDY!Copy !req
139. HUH?Copy !req
140. FOR YOUR LOCAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
141. AND YOU WILL BUY SOME.Copy !req
142. UH... WE DON'T WANT
GOVERNMENT CANDY!Copy !req
143. WE DON'T WANT NONE
OF YOUR GOVERNMENT CANDY!Copy !req
144. YES, YOU DO.Copy !req
145. NOW... SEE A WORLD
MY DELICIOUS TREATS!Copy !req
146. AND LOVE LIES IN RUINS!Copy !req
147. IT'S—IT'S HORRIBLE!Copy !req
148. A SCHOOL DESK OF MY OWN.Copy !req
149. AAAHH!Copy !req
150. BWAINS.Copy !req
151. CAN BE PREVENTED IF...Copy !req
152. AND ONLY IF...Copy !req
153. TO ME AND BUY MY CANDY!Copy !req
154. PWEASE?Copy !req
155. FOR THE CHILDWEN.Copy !req
156. WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
157. WE'LL BUY
YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
158. WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
159. WE'LL BUY
YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
160. WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
161. WE'LL BUY IT!
WE'LL BUY YOUR CANDY!Copy !req
162. FROM EVER HAPPENING!Copy !req
163. YES! WITNESS MY VICTORY...Copy !req
164. POOP-BEAST!Copy !req
165. AH HA HA HA HA HA...!Copy !req
166. CHILDREN, YOUR PERFORMANCE
WAS MISERABLE.Copy !req
167. TO LOVE YOU LESS NOW.Copy !req
168. OOOHHH!Copy !req
169. BUT, IN A SHOCKING
DISPLAY OF SCHOOL SPIRIT,Copy !req
170. BY SELLING 100 CANDY BARS.Copy !req
171. CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU WIN A...Copy !req
172. ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS.Copy !req
173. FIRST PLACE!
TAKE THAT, SPACE BOY!Copy !req
174. HEY, WHERE'S ZIM?Copy !req
175. UUUGGGH!Copy !req
176. AH! AH! HEHH!Copy !req
177. NNMMMM!Copy !req
178. I AM HERE,
DIB-WORM,Copy !req
179. OVER 1.2 MILLION
REVOLTING CANDY UNITS!Copy !req
180. OF THE MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
181. GIVE TO ZIM!Copy !req
182. WELL, THIS HAS NEVER
HAPPENED BEFORE.Copy !req
183. ZIM, YOUR PRIZE IS...Copy !req
184. YOUR PRIZE IS...Copy !req
185. NOTHING.Copy !req
186. THERE IS NO MYSTERY PRIZE.Copy !req
187. HARDER FOR NO MONEY.Copy !req
188. HEH?Copy !req
189. AS A CONSOLATION...
HERE'S SOME TUNA.Copy !req
190. CURSE YOU, POOP DAWG!Copy !req
191. CURSE YOOOOOU!Copy !req
192. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW...!Copy !req
193. AARRGHH! MY INTESTINES!Copy !req
194. HA HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
195. HEY, MAN.
IT'S BEEN 4 WEEKSCopy !req
196. INTESTINES OF WAR.Copy !req
197. IT'S 20 DAYS
OVERDUE!Copy !req
198. HELLO? HELLO?Copy !req
199. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
200. WATCH IT AGAIN.Copy !req
201. I GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!Copy !req
202. THIS IS THE 100th
TIME, GIR!Copy !req
203. THING OR...Copy !req
204. OH! WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
205. A WARNING.
OH, NO! OH, NOOOO!Copy !req
206. F-B-I?Copy !req
207. WHO IS THIS FBI?Copy !req
208. TO WARN US ABOUT?Copy !req
209. SHHHH!Copy !req
210. AHHHH!Copy !req
211. RETURN THAT MOVIE!Copy !req
212. YOU GOT
ANY OF THEM TAQUITOS?Copy !req
213. COMPUTER, GIVE MECopy !req
214. ON THE FBI.Copy !req
215. THE FBI IS
ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.Copy !req
216. CONTINUE.Copy !req
217. INSUFFICIENT DATA.Copy !req
218. INSUFFICIENT DATA?Copy !req
219. CAN'T YOU JUST
MAKE AN EDUCATED GUESS?Copy !req
220. OKAAAY.Copy !req
221. UH...Copy !req
222. FOUNDED IN 1492 BY,
UH...Copy !req
223. DEMONS... THE FBICopy !req
224. DESIGNED TO EHH...Copy !req
225. I DUNNO...
FIGHT ALIENS?Copy !req
226. I KNEW IT!
THIS IS BAD...Copy !req
227. THIS IS SO BAD.Copy !req
228. GIR! THAT MOVIECopy !req
229. GOVERNMENT SPYING TOOL!Copy !req
230. QUICKLY, EAT IT!Copy !req
231. HELLO?Copy !req
232. HELLO. HELLO.Copy !req
233. GOOD. OK.Copy !req
234. HELLO? HOW MAY
I HELP YOU TODAY?Copy !req
235. I'M THROUGH
PLAYING AROUND!Copy !req
236. THAT VIDEO OR ELSE!Copy !req
237. FINAL WARNING!Copy !req
238. I'M SORRY,Copy !req
239. TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
240. I AM NORMAL.Copy !req
241. IF THAT THING ISN'TCopy !req
242. WE OPEN TOMORROW,Copy !req
243. YOU'RE GONNA PAAAYYY...Copy !req
244. LATE FEES.Copy !req
245. THIS ONE!Copy !req
246. WHY? SO YOU CANCopy !req
247. AND NOT RETURN IT?Copy !req
248. WHO WANT TO WATCH IT?Copy !req
249. ABOUT THEM?Copy !req
250. HUH? HUH?Copy !req
251. WAAAAHHH!Copy !req
252. THAT WAS THEM.Copy !req
253. THING NOW.Copy !req
254. NO! I'M STILL
WATCHING IT.Copy !req
255. WHAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
256. I NEED IT!Copy !req
257. WHYYYYEEEE!Copy !req
258. WAAAAHHHH...!Copy !req
259. THEY'VE LOCKED DOWN
THEIR FORTRESS...Copy !req
260. WITH LOCKS!Copy !req
261. OK, NOTHING
I CAN'T HANDLE.Copy !req
262. I'M RETURNINGCopy !req
263. THEY TRY TO KEEP ME OUT.Copy !req
264. REST EASY,
VARIOUS RETAIL OUTLETS.Copy !req
265. IS ON THE JOB.Copy !req
266. SLEEP TIGHT,
DEELISHUS WEENIE.Copy !req
267. GO UNHARMED THIS NIGHT.Copy !req
268. AH, THE VIDEO OUTHOUSE.Copy !req
269. SLUMBER WELL,
SWEET VIDEO OUTHOUSE,Copy !req
270. YOUR VULNERABLE BELLY.
SLAB'S ON THE JOB.Copy !req
271. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
272. LET'S SEE...
VIDEO OUTHOUSE,
VIDEO OUTHOUSE.Copy !req
273. FOURTH FLOOR, D405...Copy !req
274. AH! THEY KNOW I'M HERE!Copy !req
275. THE MALL IS CLOSED!Copy !req
276. VIOLATION OF CODE 4 SLASH 72.Copy !req
277. PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH!Copy !req
278. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
279. SERGEANT SLAB RANKLE.Copy !req
280. SERIAL NUMBER F305769,Copy !req
281. AND YOU ARE IN
DIRECT VIOLATION.Copy !req
282. I VIOLATE NOTHING!Copy !req
283. I'VE COME TO RETURNCopy !req
284. CAN DO TO STOP ME.Copy !req
285. THE FBI?Copy !req
286. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
287. NOTHING BUT AMATEURS.Copy !req
288. NO, MY FRIEND,
I'M AFRAID YOU'RECopy !req
289. THAN THE FBI.Copy !req
290. YOU'VE JUST CROSSED...
MALL SECURITY.Copy !req
291. SECURITY? YOU'RE NOT
THE FBI? HUH?Copy !req
292. I WORRIED FOR NOTHING.Copy !req
293. A TYPICAL EARTH STORE.Copy !req
294. I'VE LET MY FEARS
GET THE BEST OF ME.Copy !req
295. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
296. I'M VERY FUNNY.Copy !req
297. AAAHHH!Copy !req
298. THE GAME BEGINS.Copy !req
299. THERE!Copy !req
300. SIMPLE.Copy !req
301. WILL NOT GET IN MY WAY.Copy !req
302. OOH!Copy !req
303. AH!Copy !req
304. RELEASE ME!Copy !req
305. THE WRATH OF ZIM!Copy !req
306. WE MEET AT LAST,
YOUNG TRESPASSER.Copy !req
307. QUIET! THERE'LL
TO GROVEL LATER.Copy !req
308. TELL ME SOMETHING...Copy !req
309. BUSINESS HOURS?Copy !req
310. DO YOU?
WELL, DO YOU!Copy !req
311. FOR A REASON, BOY!Copy !req
312. WITHOUT THEM,
THERE IS ONLY CHAOS.Copy !req
313. AND CHAOS IS... OOGH...Copy !req
314. I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO THINK OF IT.Copy !req
315. AND LET ME GO
WITH A WARNING?Copy !req
316. I'M AFRAID NOT.Copy !req
317. THIS IS EVIDENCE.Copy !req
318. AND AS FOR
LETTING YOU GO... NO!Copy !req
319. GOOD JOB, SLAB RANKLE.Copy !req
320. COMMENDS YOU.Copy !req
321. THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
322. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
323. UGH!Copy !req
324. WHOA! OH, MAN!Copy !req
325. AN ALIEN! AN ALIEN!Copy !req
326. UHH!Copy !req
327. FALSE ALARM.Copy !req
328. YOU, TOO, HUH?Copy !req
329. OUR LITTLE CLUB...
OF DOOM!Copy !req
330. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?Copy !req
331. WE'VE ALL
FOR BEING HERE.Copy !req
332. SHOPLIFTING,
LOITERING, SINGING.Copy !req
333. I SAID I WAS SORRY.Copy !req
334. WHAT CAN I DO?Copy !req
335. IN MY SOUL!Copy !req
336. MY SHIFT.Copy !req
337. THE RULES,Copy !req
338. YOU HERE.Copy !req
339. OF DAYS,Copy !req
340. SOMEONE AWAY.Copy !req
341. COME BACK.Copy !req
342. LETS THEM GO.Copy !req
343. ME? I SAY HE TAKESCopy !req
344. OUT BACK.Copy !req
345. BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE A ZOMBIE SOLDIER.Copy !req
346. EVER ESCAPED?Copy !req
347. WHO EVER ESCAPED...Copy !req
348. NEVER MADE IT OUT.Copy !req
349. HEH?Copy !req
350. MMMYEP.Copy !req
351. THERE IS HOPE!Copy !req
352. WITH THE PROPER GUIDANCE,Copy !req
353. AND I'M TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
354. YOU CAN GET OUT
OF THIS CELL!Copy !req
355. THAT YOU CAN,Copy !req
356. THEN YOU CAN!
TRUST ME!Copy !req
357. RISE,
MY FELLOW PRISONERS!Copy !req
358. TO ESCAPE THIS PRISON.Copy !req
359. THAT'S IT!
YES, CLIMB ON TOPCopy !req
360. AND FORM A STAIRWAY.Copy !req
361. AND COOPERATION.Copy !req
362. IT'S TIME TO RUN FREE
ONCE MORE!Copy !req
363. IF WE WORK TOGETHER,Copy !req
364. WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!
WHO'S WITH ME?Copy !req
365. AND DON'T WORRY
LEMONADE ON A STICK STAND.Copy !req
366. YOUR BRAVE PROTECTOR,Copy !req
367. WILL REMAIN EVER VIGILANT.Copy !req
368. WE'RE DOING IT!
WE'RE DOING IT!Copy !req
369. YES! ONWARD
TO FREEDOM!Copy !req
370. WORK TOGETHER?Copy !req
371. HELLO?Copy !req
372. HELLO?Copy !req
373. HEY, OVER HERE!Copy !req
374. DO NOT FEAR,
LARD HOUSE.Copy !req
375. I'LL KEEP YOUR MANY
ENEMIES AT BAY.Copy !req
376. AND YOU...Copy !req
377. WHAT?Copy !req
378. IT'S NOT THAT EASY,
MY FRIEND.Copy !req
379. AND DEFEAT SLAB,
AND...Copy !req
380. RANKLE AND—AND SLAB AND...Copy !req
381. TIME FOR THE ZOMBIES!Copy !req
382. ZOMBIES?Copy !req
383. NOTHING CAN STOP ZIM!
NOTHING!Copy !req
384. ARMY OF ZOMBIES.Copy !req
385. LOOK OUT.Copy !req
386. WAIT! STOP!Copy !req
387. I HAVE MET MY MATCH.Copy !req
388. AND ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT.Copy !req
389. MY CONGRATULATIONS,Copy !req
390. NAY, YOU HAVE
MY ADMIRATION.Copy !req
391. HUH?Copy !req
392. DON'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
393. IF THE TWO OF US
COMBINED FORCES,Copy !req
394. NOTHING COULD STOP US!Copy !req
395. JOIN ME. TOGETHER...Copy !req
396. WE WILL RULE THE MALL!Copy !req
397. EH... NO. THAT'S OK.Copy !req
398. I GUESS IT'SCopy !req
399. TO STAND GUARD.Copy !req
400. SLEEP TIGHT, SWEET MALL.Copy !req
401. EVERYTHING'S OK.Copy !req
402. I'M HERE, BABY.Copy !req
403. I'M HERE.Copy !req