Invader ZIM 1x23

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Mysterious Mysteries is having trouble in ratings due to their lack of stories, they decide to take drastic measures and they finally let Dib onto the show. Dib believes this is his best chance to reveal Zim for what he is and he plays a short clip of Zim and Dib in the woods, which actually makes the anchor of the series quite pleased. However, when Zim gets on the show the next day to attempt to prove Dib wrong, they soon get into a battle of words over the real events that occurred on that day as they both attempt to persuade the host of Mysterious Mysteries to believe what they have said.

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1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. —www.ncicap.org—

3. WA... HA HA HA HA HA!

4. AND LIKE THE ALIEN SAID,

5. GO TO THE BLOTCH. THE BLOTCH KNOWS.

6. SO, I, LIKE,

7. WITH THE BLOTCH.

8. All chanting: THE BLOTCH KNOWS.

9. THE BLOTCH KNOWS.

10. THE BLOTCH KNOW?

11. UM... THE FUTURE?

12. I DON'T KNOW—

13. IT'S REALLY HARD TO MAKE OUT, YOU KNOW.

14. HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.

15. HEY, GOT BAD NEWS. YOU'RE FIRED!

16. HA HA HA HA!

17. GOTCHA. HA HA.

18. NO, YOU'RE NOT FIRED.

19. BUT YOU WILL BE, THE SHOW.

20. NEXT WEEK'S SHOW.

21. SOMETHING GOOD HERE.

22. FAT BABY. NO.

23. BEEF JERKY. NO!

24. OH, IT'S HOPELESS!

25. WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS DIB KID KEEPS SENDING IN.

26. NO. NO! NOT AFTER THAT LAST TIME.

27. PIGFOOT!

28. OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

29. IT'S GOT TO BE BETTER THAN PIGFOOT.

30. GET THE VAN. I THINK WE'VE GOT SOMETHING.

31. NOW, HARDER HITTING, FASTER PACED,

32. AND EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS.

33. IN THE UNIVERSE?

34. TONIGHT, WE'LL SHOW YOU

35. THAT VEXING QUESTION.

36. YOU'RE MY WITNESS!

37. HE IS AN ALIEN.

38. I HAVE HIM ON TAPE. WITNESSING IT.

39. LARGE-HEADED BOY NAMED DIB,

40. THE SEARCH FOR ALIEN LIFE.

41. I SET OUT TO INVESTIGATE.

42. OF THIS HUMBLE HAMLET.

43. IN FACT, IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE

44. WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOCK THE DOOR.

45. WHO ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

46. OH, WOW!

47. YOU'RE HERE!

48. YOU'D COME.

49. I KNEW IT.

50. BRIEF LIFE.

51. ENTERED HIS CLASSROOM,

52. HE SAYS HE WAS PREPARED.

53. LOOK, HE'S SO... GREEN.

54. WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.

55. AN ALIEN DISTRESS SIGNAL.

56. SO I WENT OUT WITH GAZ... SHE'S KIND OF MY SIDEKICK.

57. Actor Dib with lower voice: WE ARE CLOSE NOW.

58. I FEEL IT IN MY BRAIN.

59. Actress Gaz: OOH, GOLLY!

60. WHAT IS THAT?

61. STAY BACK, GAZ.

62. LOOK, GAZ, YOU ARE MY WITNESS.

63. HE IS AN ALIEN!

64. I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.

65. WITNESSING IT.

66. EEEEE! OOOOHHHH! AAAHHH!

67. THE VIDEO AWAY FROM ME,

68. BUT I WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM.

69. DIB, THE GLOW!

70. ALIENS. THAT'S QUITE A CLAIM.

71. TO DEFEND IT?

72. SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

73. THIS... YOUNG MAN DENIES YOUR ACCUSATION.

74. WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

75. HE'S THE ALIEN!

76. TO ALL YOUR ALIEN TALK.

77. WHEN WILL THE LIES END?

78. WELL, ZIM, QUESTION IS...

79. ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

80. LIES! THE FILTHY EARTHBOY LIES!

81. I MEAN... NO.

82. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE VIDEO?

83. I WAS OUT PLAYING, LIKE ANY NORMAL EARTH LARVAE,

84. LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

85. HEY, NEW KID, MONIES.

86. TO BUY NUTRIENTS.

87. OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE

88. YOU'RE AN ALIEN.

89. LEAVE ME ALONE. I JUST WANT TO PLAY.

90. FINE.

91. LOOK, GAZ, YOU ARE MY WITNESS.

92. HE IS AN ALIEN.

93. I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.

94. WITNESSING IT.

95. BOO HOO HOO HOO.

96. THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

97. HE LIES!

98. CALM DOWN, YOU TWO.

99. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!

100. SILENCE, YOU TINY BRAIN...

101. HEAD!

102. THAT GLOWING THING?

103. LOOK AT IT. THAT'S NO HUMAN GLOW.

104. WE ASKED AN EXPERT.

105. POSSIBLY A WEATHER BALLOON.

106. OR SWAMP GAS.

107. SWAMP GAS?

108. HE'S CRAZY.

109. IN OUR CLASS.

110. DIB? YEAH...

111. HE'S PRETTY CRAZY.

112. WAS A YETI.

113. MY DADDY'S NOT A YETI!

114. HE'S NOT A YETI! WA HA!

115. WHAT'S UP WITH HIS HEAD?

116. WELL, DIB, FOR YOU IS...

117. ARE YOU CRAZY?

118. THEY SAY I'M CRAZY.

119. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY ABOUT VISIONARIES.

120. WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

121. SPACE FRIENDS?

122. NONSENSE. IT'S MY MEDICATION.

123. COME ON, BOYS. THIS IS NATIONAL TV.

124. SOME PEOPLE'S JOBS ARE ON THE LINE.

125. THIS IS INSANE.

126. YOU'VE GOT TO TALK TO MY SISTER.

127. SHE SAW THE WHOLE THING.

128. ZIM, TORMENTED CHILD

129. FROM THE STARS?

130. DIB, MISUNDERSTOOD

131. OR RAVING LUNATIC?

132. LITTLE GIRL KNOWS.

133. EXCUSE ME.

134. GO AWAY!

135. ABOUT YOUR BROTHER.

136. CRAZINESS ISSUE.

137. UGHH! UGHH!

138. GAZ, AFTER WHAT YOU SAW,

139. EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE?

140. INTELLIGENT—NO.

141. STUPID ZIM.

142. HE DIDN'T MAKE THAT PART UP.

143. DUH...!

144. DUH...!

145. DUH... SHINY.

146. HA HA HA HA.

147. DUH?

148. AHEM. LOOK, GAZ, YOU'RE MY WITNESS.

149. HE IS AN ALIEN.

150. I HAVE HIM ON TAPE.

151. WITNESSING IT.

152. DUH...?

153. HUH? OH.

154. WE'LL NEVER KNOW

155. THAT NIGHT.

156. I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL

157. OF MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES.

158. UH, IT SEEMS WE HAVE

159. TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

160. FOR THE ALIEN!

161. RESTRAIN HIM!

162. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT DIB?

163. DIB'S ALL MEAN TO MY MASTER.

164. TO ZIM.

165. I SEEN IT.

166. DIB IS BAD. HEE!

167. THE NIGHT IN QUESTION?

168. HIDING IN THE BUSHES.

169. UH-HUH. AND WHAT ABOUT DIB?

170. I'M ON TV!

171. YES. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

172. THAT'S WHEN THE GIANT SQUIRREL SHOWED UP.

173. GIR!

174. LET HER TALK. CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S UPSET?

175. NOW, DON'T YOU MEAN DIB SHOWED UP?

176. NO. THE SQUIRREL SHOWED UP FIRST,

177. THEN DIB SHOWED UP.

178. AH! OH, MAN!

179. WHAT IS THAT THING?

180. ATE DIB'S GREASY HEAD.

181. AHHH!

182. FLEW AWAY!

183. AFTER THAT, HE WENT BACK

184. THE BAD GUYS.

185. TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

186. ARE FRIENDS.

187. I'M SO FIRED.

188. WELL, THE ONLY

189. IS THAT DIB IS CRAZY!

190. THIS ONE HERE, DEFINITELY CRAZY.

191. THE UGLY GREEN KID,

192. BUT THERE'S A DECENT CHANCE HE'S CRAZY, TOO.

193. BUT NOT AN ALIEN?

194. NOPE.

195. JUST CRAZY. OKAY.

196. YEEE!

197. ANYMORE.

198. MAYBE I'M CRAZY!

199. WHOOOO! AHA!

200. CRAZY!

201. CRAZY!

202. WE'RE SO CANCELED.

203. THE BEST WORK YOU'VE DONE!

204. CRAZY GETS GOOD RATINGS!

205. GIMME MORE LIKE IT!

206. Membrane announcer:

207. HE'S MADE

208. SINCE LAST WEEK.

209. MAN, DAD'S FINALLY

210. WHATEVER HE'S BEEN PAST FEW MONTHS.

211. MAYBE WE'LL HIM IN PERSON.

212. NOW, NOW, SON, AND DON'T STEAL.

213. DAUGHTER, FEED THE PUPPY.

214. OH, YEAH. WE USED TO HAVE A PUPPY, DIDN'T WE?

215. Membrane announcer: AND NOW, THE MAN WITHOUT WHOM

216. SUPER TOAST...

217. PROFESSOR MEMBRANE!

218. THAT'S MY DAD!

219. PSH. SO?

220. THANK YOU, MANKIND.

221. AS WE ALL KNOW,

222. REQUIRES FUEL.

223. PSH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

224. SO I GOT TO THINKING,

225. THAT NEEDS NO FUEL? WHHHHY?

226. PERPETUAL ENERGY GENERATOR,

227. OR, AS I CALL HER, "PEG".

228. TONIGHT, I ACTIVATE IT.

229. IF IT WORKS, WE NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POWER AGAIN!

230. IF IT DOESN'T,

231. IT'LL SEND OUT

232. ALL LIFE ON EARTH!

233. WAVE OF DOOM?

234. ANY QUESTIONS?

235. YEAH. WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING YOU SAID?

236. OH, THERE'S ONLY

237. WITH THE GENERATOR,

238. WE'VE INSTALLED AROUND THE PREMISES.

239. HEE HEE HEE HEE.

240. AH HA HA HA HA HA!

241. HA... HA... HA... HA...!

242. AHEM. I LOVE EARTH!

243. LOOK, GAZ, ZIM'S DEFINITELY UP TO...

244. EXCUSE ME, KIDS?

245. I'M WITH THE MEMBRANE ORGANIZATION.

246. ATTEND TONIGHT'S THE "PEG" GENERATOR.

247. YOU MEAN US?

248. THE PROFESSOR, RIGHT?

249. BE READY AT 7:00.

250. HMM? MM.

251. WOW! WE'RE GONNA BE ON TV WITH DAD!

252. MY DAD CAN FIT A POTATO IN HIS MOUTH.

253. HELLO?

254. OOOHHH.

255. WHA—? YOU LOOK LIKE ME.

256. I AM YOU.

257. LISTEN TO ME...

258. WHAT'S GOING ON?

259. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

260. ZIM... HE... HE BROKE INTO DAD'S COMPOUND...

261. HE GOT TO THE GENERATOR.

262. THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

263. LISTEN! ZIM SABOTAGED THE GENERATOR.

264. AH HA HA HA HA HA!

265. Dib 2: I TRIED TO STOP HIM, WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.

266. THE SECURITY SYSTEM.

267. THE "PEG" SENT OUT

268. SAID IT WOULD.

269. CRAZY SPINNING TIME THINGY.

270. WHOO!

271. IT SURE WAS CRAZY.

272. HERE, IN THE PAST,

273. A SECOND CHANCE.

274. BUT I'M SO WEAK FROM THE FIGHT.

275. IT'S UP TO YOU.

276. WOW! I'M BORING!

277. EVERYTHING LIKE THIS?

278. HERE, TAKE THIS WATCH.

279. WE CAN USE IT TO COMMUNICATE REMOTELY.

280. ONCE I DEFEAT ZIM, YOU CAN STAY HERE WITH ME.

281. WE'LL BE AN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM!

282. YES, YES.

283. IT WILL BE MAGICAL.

284. BUT YOU MUST GO!

285. ZIM'S AT DAD'S COMPOUND.

286. THERE'S A BROKEN A STACK OF CRATES.

287. HA HA HA HA HA!

288. HE'S GONNA DRILL INTO DAD'S COMPOUND FROM BELOW.

289. IS SABOTAGE THAT DRILL.

290. AH HA HA HA HA!

291. GULLIBLE STINK-CREATURE.

292. WITH MY DIB-ROBOT SPY.

293. AGH. YOU'RE GONNA

294. AT THE GENERATOR, AREN'T YOU?

295. AH. WHAT?

296. OH. OH, YES!

297. YES, I AM! HA HA HA HA!

298. BUT IF YOU USE THE GENERATOR,

299. YOU'LL BE DESTROYED, TOO.

300. BORE ME.

301. ALSO, I'M SAFELY FROM EARTH'S ORBIT.

302. WHEN "PEG" EXPLODES, I'LL BE THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY.

303. GOOD-BYE, DIB.

304. COME ON, DIB. IT'S TIME TO GO.

305. Dib 2: OK, GAZ, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

306. WEIRD TONIGHT, DIB.

307. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL SUFFER HORRIBLY.

308. NO, GAZ! THAT'S NOT ME! IT'S A-

309. HORRIBLE SUFFERING.

310. OF COURSE, MY SCARY SISTER.

311. I OBEY.

312. OF COURSE, MY SCARY SISTER. I OBEY.

313. NO! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!

314. MAN, AM I DOING SOMETHING.

315. HACKING PROBE ENABLED.

316. SYSTEM AS ME.

317. YES!

318. AREN'T YOU EXCITED, LITTLE BOY?

319. OF COURSE.

320. TERRIFYING SIBLING.

321. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

322. YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD ALL DAY.

323. THAN USUAL.

324. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

325. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALK...

326. LOOK, ALIENS! AND OVER THERE... BIGFEETS!

327. THAT'S MORE LIKE IT... I GUESS.

328. I'M GLAD YOU TWO HAVE ARRIVED.

329. WAIT!

330. WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

331. AFTER BIGFOOT.

332. FIND HIM, GAZ.

333. AND... MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EMBARRASSING.

334. GAH! HE MADE IT PASSED SECURITY!

335. IS GET CONTROL OF THIS THING.

336. NOT LIKELY, DIB!

337. SOON, I'LL CONTROL THE WHOLE ROBOT.

338. WHY AREN'T THE LOCKOUT PROGRAMS WORKING?

339. GIR! GIR! UNLEASH THE MONKEY!

340. MONKEY!

341. Dib's computer: ACCESS VOCAL CIRCUIT?

342. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

343. Membrane announcer: NOW, HERE HE IS... PROFESSOR MEMBRANE!

344. BEFORE WE GET STARTED,

345. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY KIDS, WHO...

346. OH. WELL, WE'LL START "PEG'S" WARM UP PROCEDURE

347. WHILE WE WAIT FOR THEM.

348. I DON'T FEEL VERY WELL.

349. I THINK I'LL JUST FROM DOWN HERE.

350. FINE, DIB.

351. I GUESS THERE'S LESS CHANCE YOU'LL

352. IF YOU'RE NOT UP THERE WITH US.

353. Dib's computer: OVERRIDE VOCAL CIRCUIT?

354. NO! GAZ! COME BACK!

355. IT'S A TRAP!

356. AAHHH!

357. AAAHHH!

358. HELP! NO! THE MONKEY!

359. AH!

360. OKAY. I WARNED YOU.

361. AAHHH!

362. AH AAAHH!

363. YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT, DIB.

364. AH! AH! AH!

365. NOOOO!

366. IT'S IN MY BRAIN!

367. AAAHH!

368. HEY, WHERE'S MY FREE POWER, HUH?

369. EVEN WORK? HUH? HUH?

370. AW! DOH! BOO!

371. HELP ME, GAZ! AHHH!

372. GOOD WORK, GAZ.

373. WHAT YOU'VE

374. CONTROLLED BY ZIM.

375. NOW YOU'VE GOT TO RESCUE ME.

376. I'M AT THE WAREHOUSE. IT'S 25—

377. AAHHH!

378. VERY FUNNY!

379. OKAY, IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T WANT SERIOUSLY,

380. THEN FINE! NO POWER FOR YOU!

381. AW!

382. AW, YOUR LITTLE ROBOT BOY'S BROKEN.

383. NOOOO!

384. WELL, LET'S GO LOOK AT THE MONKEY.

385. A ROBOT?

386. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TWO GETTING ALONG.

387. HA HA HA HA!