Invader ZIM 1x22

Directed by Steve Ressel

It’s Halloween and the entire town is getting into the Halloween spirit; much to Zim’s dismay because he considers the entire concept to be insane and he doesn’t want filthy Earth children coming to his house. Meanwhile, Ms. Bitters sends Dib to an insane asylum because he has been acting crazier than normal, in which in truth he has been getting sucked into a nightmare world that was created due to his meddling with one of his father’s inventions. After finally getting out of the nightmare world and out of the insane asylum, Dib sees Zim’s house and decides to force Zim to come with him into the Nightmare world because he believes Zim will have the capability to put an end to all the madness, but will they manage to work together despite the fact that they’re enemies and that Zim didn’t want to help him in the first place?

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1. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. —www.ncicap.org—

3. HA HA HA!

4. AND DRAGONS ARE PRETTY,

5. SO THAT'S WHY I'M

6. FOR HALLOWEEN.

7. ONCE, TOO.

8. TILL ONE DAY, IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.

9. Ms. HEH. HALLOWEEN.

10. NOW IT'S JUST

11. ZOMBIES.

12. AAH!

13. A NICE...

14. YAH!

15. AAH!

16. AAH!

17. AAH!

18. HUH? HUH?

19. AAH!

20. WHAT IS IT NOW, ZIM?

21. THE DIB! HE'S MISSING!

22. THEY'VE TAKEN HIM

23. OF HIS SWEET, SWEET BLOOD CANDIES.

24. WHO'S TAKEN HIM?

25. THE CANDY ZOMBIES!

26. AH!

27. AAAAH!

28. IT'S LIKE YOU SAID!

29. UNDEAD BELLIES!

30. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

31. AAH!

32. SORRY... I'M LATE...

33. VISIONS.

34. IT'S CALLED LIFE, DIB. SIT DOWN.

35. THAN NORMAL TODAY.

36. AH, IT'S STARTING!

37. HE'S ONE OF THE ZOMBIES NOW!

38. FOR YOUR BLOOD!

39. I DON'T KNOW, Z. ZIM'S BEING KIND OF WACK.

40. YO.

41. WELL, DIB'S GOT OF CRAZY.

42. FOR ALL WE KNOW, ZIM'S JUST WEIRD.

43. AAH!

44. ZIM'S SCREAMING LIKE A HOWLER MONKEY.

45. THAN WEIRD TO ME.

46. THE LETTER "M" HAS A GOOD POINT,

47. BUT DIB'S ALWAYS A HOWLER MONKEY.

48. IT'S... HAPPENING!

49. AGAIN!

50. EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW.

51. "M": YEAH. RIGHT NOW,

52. HE'S BABBLING LIKE A MANIAC...

53. MONKEY.

54. EEE!

55. AAH! AAH! AAH!

56. OOH! AH! AH! EEE! EH! EEH! AH!

57. OK. MAYBE BRIAN'S RIGHT.

58. MONSTERS! MONSTERS!

59. MS. BITTERS?

60. YES, ZITA.

61. I THINK DIB'S EVEN CRAZIER THAN NORMAL TODAY.

62. CAN WE USE ONE

63. FOR BOYS?

64. 3 CRAZY CARDS A MONTH.

65. WANT TO USE ONE?

66. YEAH.

67. ERR!

68. I'VE ACTIVATED THE CRAZY COLLAR.

69. WILL BE HERE ANY MOMENT.

70. THERE HE IS!

71. GET HIM!

72. HUH? NO!

73. SOON THEY'LL ALL BE AFTER MY DELICIOUS GUTS.

74. THE BASE'S DEFENSES

75. AGAINST THIS HALLOWEEN MADNESS.

76. AAH! UH!

77. LOOK! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

78. IF THERE'S ONE THING WE UNDERSTAND, SON,

79. IT'S INSANITY.

80. AH.

81. NO. NOT AGAIN.

82. NO!

83. HE'S THE ONE,

84. THE FLASHING NECK,

85. THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

86. SHE SAID HE'D COME, AND HE HAS!

87. WAITING? FOR ME?

88. WHAT IS THIS?

89. SHH.

90. WE'RE TALKING ALL SPOOKY.

91. WHO'S BEEN WAITING FOR ME? HUH?

92. HUH? HUH?

93. HUH? HUH?

94. HUH? HUH?

95. HUH?

96. TALKING ABOUT?

97. UH, OH, NEVER MIND.

98. I'M SANE, YOU KNOW.

99. HA HA HA!

100. GIR, WE HAVE TO PREPARE THE BASE.

101. EARTH HOLIDAY, AND—

102. HEE HEE HEE!

103. GIR!

104. HA HA HA!

105. MY TAQUITOS.

106. AAH! MY TAQUITOS.

107. TAQUITOS!

108. NOW, DIB,

109. REALITY JUMPS,

110. AS YOU CALL THEM.

111. IT STARTED LAST NIGHT.

112. I WAS IN DAD'S LAB,

113. TO HIS DIMENSIONAL SCOPE,

114. ALTERNATE REALITIES.

115. ALSO, WITH HALLOWEEN COMING UP,

116. COSTUME IDEAS.

117. SEE, I HAVE THIS THEORY

118. AND THESE OTHER DIMENSIONS.

119. I TRIPLED THE OUTPUT,

120. WHICH WAS A LITTLE STUPID,

121. BUT I STILL DIDN'T REALLY SEE MUCH.

122. FLASH OF SOMETHING,

123. BUT THAT'S IT.

124. JUST A MALFUNCTION,

125. BUT SINCE THEN, THE FLASHES KEEP COMING,

126. EVEN WITHOUT THE MACHINE,

127. GETTING LONGER EACH TIME.

128. AAH!

129. SO I FIND YOU HERE, SON.

130. OH, I SUPPOSE IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

131. FOR YOUR PARASCIENCE.

132. DAD, I—

133. PROGRESSIVELY LONGER,

134. AS SEEMS TO BE THE CASE,

135. IT WON'T BE LONG

136. HORRIBLE DIMENSION!

137. HA HA HA!

138. WELL, DIB, WE'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

139. THE BAD NEWS!

140. YES, YES, TRAPPED NIGHTMARE WORLD.

141. VERY NICE. LOOK.

142. WE'VE DECIDED THAT YOU'RE INSANE.

143. YOU'LL BE CONFINED HERE

144. THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

145. ENJOY YOUR STAY. BYE-BYE.

146. NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

147. MY POOR INSANE SON.

148. LISTEN.

149. CAN'T HELP ME.

150. THEY DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT.

151. AAH—

152. OW! OH!

153. WAIT!

154. IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

155. IT'S—NOOO!

156. YEOHH!

157. YOU'RE HIM. YOU'RE THE ONE.

158. THE ONE WHAT? I'M NOT THE ONE.

159. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE PROPHECY IS WRONG?

160. "THE BOY WITH WILL COME.

161. "HE WILL BE THE KEY TO FREEDOM...

162. AND STUFF."

163. WAS THAT NOSTRADAMUS?

164. ON A BATHROOM WALL.

165. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

166. THEN YOU'LL HAVE

167. 'CAUSE THAT'S

168. IN YOUR HEAD.

169. YOU'RE INSANE.

170. NO, I'M— WELL, YES, I AM,

171. BUT IT'S TRUE!

172. EXISTS IN YOUR MIND, DIB.

173. MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOUR HEAD'S SO BIG.

174. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG.

175. SAY THAT?

176. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

177. YOUR NAME HERE.

178. THEY'RE DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

179. RUINED ALL OF IT.

180. INTO THE REAL WORLD,

181. IS THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

182. OF MY IMAGINATION?

183. MAYBE I AM CRAZY.

184. NECK-BLINKER BOY.

185. IT'S TIME TO GO.

186. HA HA HA!

187. WHERE?

188. YOUR BIG HEAD.

189. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

190. THE MACHINE'S ALMOST READY.

191. WILL BE RIGHT.

192. HE'S GONE!

193. OH, NO!

194. VAUGHN,

195. DO THOSE SPEECHES,

196. ALL SCARY-LIKE.

197. HMM. OK.

198. WHAT HAPPENED.

199. WILL BE RIGHT FOR...

200. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE!

201. THEY'VE MUTATED, GIR!

202. DISGUSTING BEFORE,

203. THEY'RE COMING!

204. TRICK OR TREAT!

205. AAH!

206. GIR, ACTIVATE THE DEFENSES.

207. GET AWAY FROM MY BLOOD!

208. ZIM, I KNOW HOW WEIRD

209. GIR, STOP HIM! DEFENSIVE MODE!

210. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

211. MAY BE THE LAST ONE,

212. AND I'LL BE STUCK THERE FOREVER.

213. THEY'RE GONNA

214. SOMETHING EVIL.

215. TRICK OR TREAT!

216. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

217. I... DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEAD.

218. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP.

219. HELP? YOU?

220. MY DAD WON'T LET ME USE HIS EQUIPMENT,

221. TO REVERSE THE EFFECT.

222. HELP? YOU?

223. COME TO ME?

224. YOUR GREATEST, MOST AMAZING ENEMY?

225. YOUR FUTURE SLAVE MASTER, AND YOU ASK FOR HELP?

226. YOU'RE THE ONLY

227. BEGONE WITH YOU!

228. FILLED WITH...

229. CORN!

230. I HAVEN'T BEEN EATING CORN.

231. LIAR!

232. YAH!

233. THE ONE WHOSE NECK BLINKS.

234. WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

235. THE HALLOWEENIES!

236. WHERE ARE WE?

237. UNIVERSE.

238. IT'S BASED ON MY IMAGINATION SOMEHOW.

239. AND YOU BROUGHT ME HERE?

240. AND TROUBLESOME HUMAN!

241. HEY! THE ONLY WAY THROUGH MY HEAD.

242. ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,

243. AND YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER.

244. CURSE YOU!

245. WAIT.

246. TO YOUR LEGS, RIGHT?

247. I GUESS, BUT...

248. WAIT! NO!

249. CURSE YOU!

250. WELL, THIS IS YOUR IMAGINARY WORLD.

251. OUT OF HERE.

252. EH... AH...

253. WELL, WE CAN'T GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE.

254. WE SHOULD TRY MY HOUSE.

255. MAYBE THERE'S A VERSION

256. SCOPE THERE.

257. YAH!

258. MAYBE THERE'S

259. OURSELVES AS WELL.

260. GOOD THINKING.

261. I HATE HALLOWEEN.

262. HUH?

263. HMM. LOOK. IT'S BLINKING.

264. TO THE REST OF HIM.

265. JUST SAVE HIS HEAD!

266. AAH!

267. [GROANINGÑ

268. YAH!

269. UH!

270. OH, YOU WRETCHED—

271. HE'S THE ONE!

272. ARR!

273. YOW! UH! OOP!

274. I'LL GET YOU, DIB,

275. YOU STINKING HUMAN!

276. HEY, LET GO OF ME HAPPENS TO ME.

277. OR ELSE!

278. HEE HEE HEE!

279. WE BROUGHT HIM FOR YOU. HIS NECK FLASHES AND EVERYTHING.

280. THIS ISN'T MINE. THAT MISERABLE DIB, HE—

281. SILENCE!

282. UH!

283. THIS IS THE WRONG ONE.

284. YOU FAILED ME.

285. AND, OH, RESTLESSNESS.

286. BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO THERE.

287. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.

288. HERE'S YOUR TICKET.

289. WELL, SEE YOU, GUYS.

290. BYE! BYE! BYE!

291. OHH! OHH!

292. AS FOR THIS ONE, HE MAY PROVE USEFUL.

293. HEE HEE HEE!

294. LET'S BOOGIE.

295. WE HAVE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND.

296. YOUR HEAD TO US!

297. ZIM'S NOT MY FRIEND. YOU CAN KEEP HIM.

298. UM, I DID WHAT YOU SAID.

299. AND?

300. DESTROY HIS FRIEND.

301. AT MY HEAD. IT HURT.

302. OH, THAT LITTLE WORM PIG WEASEL PIG!

303. YAAH!

304. UH, BYE.

305. BYE. BYE. BYE.

306. GOOD-BYE.

307. GRR.

308. INTO HIS UGLY MIND,

309. THEN SACRIFICES ME.

310. IF HIS HEAD WEREN'T SO CRUCIAL TO MY ESCAPE—UGH!

311. AGAINST THOSE ZOMBIES!

312. AAH!

313. AAH!

314. AAH!

315. HE'S AFTER MY CANDY! AAH!

316. SO I FIND YOU HERE.

317. A MATTER OF TIME.

318. DAD?

319. HOO HOO HA HA HA!

320. WE'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR HEAD.

321. HEH HEH HEH.

322. HEH HEH HEH!

323. HEE HEE HEE!

324. NO! NO! OW!

325. I'M FLOATING.

326. OH, COME ON.

327. I BREAK FREE,

328. THAT LEFT ZIM TO ROT?

329. WHY MUST IT BE?

330. OH, WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE SCOPE?

331. WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

332. YAH!

333. WHAT IS THAT?

334. MINIONS,

335. THE TIME HAS COME.

336. TODAY WE'LL HAVE TO RAVAGE.

337. IN DIB'S HEAD,

338. BEGIN ONCE MORE!

339. WHOO! YAHOO! DIB'S HEAD!

340. RAHH!

341. DON'T I GET ANY SAY IN THIS?

342. THINGY START!

343. OH, THAT WAS STUPID.

344. WRITTEN A SPEECH. OH!

345. "HEAD THINGY."

346. NO, YOU DID GOOD. IT WAS GREAT.

347. NO USE FIGHTING, CHILD.

348. NO USE.

349. AND ON TO VICTORY.

350. MAYBE MY HEAD IS BIG.

351. AAH!

352. ZIM!

353. OH, COME ON.

354. YOU'RE NOT MAD ABOUT THAT WHOLE "LEAVING YOU TO ROT" THING, ARE YOU?

355. ORGANS... EXPLODING.

356. I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, DIB.

357. I'M JUST HERE GARGANTUAN HEAD.

358. OH, NOW IT'S GARGANTUAN.

359. OH! EW!

360. UGH! YUCK!

361. EW! EW!

362. FIND THEM!

363. IS OUR ONLY HOPE!

364. UGGH!

365. OK. UGH.

366. UH, OK.

367. UM... HMM.

368. I'VE SET THE ROBOT THING FOR AUTO-DEFENSE.

369. IT'LL BUY US SOME TIME, AND WE'LL USE THIS THING

370. IN YOUR STINKING HEAD.

371. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THAT.

372. I'VE USED MORE AS PLAYTHINGS.

373. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

374. HEY, QUIT IT!

375. THAT'S MY HEAD!

376. THERE. THAT SHOULD BE WIDE ENOUGH.

377. WHAT ABOUT ME? HOW DO I GET BACK?

378. GOOD QUESTION, BUT I DON'T CARE.

379. UH! UH!

380. UH. UH.

381. THERE. THROUGH THAT HOLE.

382. UH... YAH!

383. WE—WE MADE IT!

384. I MADE IT!

385. STOPS BEING BROKEN,

386. I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU, DIB.

387. YAH!

388. AT LAST,

389. FOR ME TO—UH!

390. OOH! OH, SO DISGUSTING.

391. OOH! LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT ONE.

392. OOH! OOH! OH! OH, I'M GONNA—

393. DOODADS!

394. OH, BOY.

395. AAH! AAH!

396. WELL, I'LL, UH...

397. SEE YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL.

398. UHH. OH.