Invader ZIM 1x22

Directed by Steve Ressel

It’s Halloween and the entire town is getting into the Halloween spirit; much to Zim’s dismay because he considers the entire concept to be insane and he doesn’t want filthy Earth children coming to his house. Meanwhile, Ms. Bitters sends Dib to an insane asylum because he has been acting crazier than normal, in which in truth he has been getting sucked into a nightmare world that was created due to his meddling with one of his father’s inventions. After finally getting out of the nightmare world and out of the insane asylum, Dib sees Zim’s house and decides to force Zim to come with him into the Nightmare world because he believes Zim will have the capability to put an end to all the madness, but will they manage to work together despite the fact that they’re enemies and that Zim didn’t want to help him in the first place?

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON

2. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

3. HA HA HA!

4. AND I THINK UNICORNS AND DRAGONS ARE PRETTY,

5. SO THAT'S WHY I'M A FAIRY PRINCESS

6. FOR HALLOWEEN.

7. I WAS A FAIRY PRINCESS ONCE, TOO.

8. EVERYTHING WAS SO NICE AND PEACEFUL

9. TILL ONE DAY, IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.

10. Ms. HEH. HALLOWEEN.

11. NOW IT'S JUST A SHAMELESSLY COMMERCIAL PLOY

12. TO TURN CHILDREN INTO CANDY-STARVED ZOMBIES.

13. AAH!

14. BUT IT WAS ONCE A NICE...

15. YAH!

16. AAH!

17. AAH!

18. AAH!

19. HUH? HUH?

20. AAH!

21. WHAT IS IT NOW, ZIM?

22. THE DIB! HE'S MISSING!

23. THEY'VE TAKEN HIM AND DRAINED HIM

24. OF HIS SWEET, SWEET BLOOD CANDIES.

25. WHO'S TAKEN HIM?

26. THE CANDY ZOMBIES!

27. AH!

28. AAAAH!

29. IT'S LIKE YOU SAID!

30. THE CHILDREN TRY TO END THE HUNGER FOR SWEETNESS

31. IN THEIR RUMBLING UNDEAD BELLIES!

32. THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

33. AAH!

34. SORRY... I'M LATE...

35. HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE VISIONS.

36. IT'S CALLED LIFE, DIB. SIT DOWN.

37. DIB SEEMS MORE CRAZY THAN NORMAL TODAY.

38. AH, IT'S STARTING!

39. HE'S ONE OF THE ZOMBIES NOW!

40. LOOK OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD!

41. I DON'T KNOW, Z. ZIM'S BEING KIND OF WACK.

42. YO.

43. WELL, DIB'S GOT A LONG HISTORY OF CRAZY.

44. FOR ALL WE KNOW, ZIM'S JUST WEIRD.

45. AAH!

46. ZIM'S SCREAMING LIKE A HOWLER MONKEY.

47. THAT SEEMS MORE CRAZY THAN WEIRD TO ME.

48. THE LETTER "M" HAS A GOOD POINT,

49. BUT DIB'S ALWAYS SCREAMING LIKE A HOWLER MONKEY.

50. IT'S... HAPPENING!

51. AGAIN!

52. EXCEPT FOR RIGHT NOW.

53. "M": YEAH. RIGHT NOW,

54. HE'S BABBLING LIKE A MANIAC...

55. MONKEY.

56. EEE!

57. AAH! AAH! AAH!

58. OOH! AH! AH! EEE! EH! EEH! AH!

59. OK. MAYBE BRIAN'S RIGHT.

60. MONSTERS! HIDEOUS MONSTERS!

61. MS. BITTERS?

62. YES, ZITA.

63. I THINK DIB'S EVEN CRAZIER THAN NORMAL TODAY.

64. CAN WE USE ONE OF OUR CRAZY CARDS

65. TO SEND HIM TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR BOYS?

66. EACH CLASS ONLY GETS 3 CRAZY CARDS A MONTH.

67. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO USE ONE?

68. YEAH.

69. ERR!

70. I'VE ACTIVATED THE CRAZY COLLAR.

71. THE WHITE COATS WILL BE HERE ANY MOMENT.

72. THERE HE IS!

73. GET HIM!

74. HUH? NO!

75. SOON THEY'LL ALL BE AFTER MY DELICIOUS GUTS.

76. I MUST PREPARE THE BASE'S DEFENSES

77. AGAINST THIS HALLOWEEN MADNESS.

78. AAH! UH!

79. LOOK! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

80. IF THERE'S ONE THING WE UNDERSTAND, SON,

81. IT'S INSANITY.

82. AH.

83. NO. NOT AGAIN.

84. NO!

85. HE'S THE ONE,

86. THE ONE WITH THE FLASHING NECK,

87. THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

88. SHE SAID HE'D COME, AND HE HAS!

89. WAITING? FOR ME?

90. WHAT IS THIS?

91. SHH.

92. WE'RE TALKING ALL SPOOKY.

93. WHO'S BEEN WAITING FOR ME? HUH?

94. HUH? HUH?

95. HUH? HUH?

96. HUH? HUH?

97. HUH?

98. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

99. YOU SAID— THE MONSTER SAID—

100. UH, OH, NEVER MIND.

101. I'M SANE, YOU KNOW.

102. HA HA HA!

103. GIR, WE HAVE TO PREPARE THE BASE.

104. TONIGHT IS A HORRIBLE EARTH HOLIDAY, AND—

105. HEE HEE HEE!

106. GIR!

107. HA HA HA!

108. MY TAQUITOS.

109. AAH! MY TAQUITOS.

110. TAQUITOS!

111. NOW, DIB,

112. TELL US ABOUT THESE REALITY JUMPS,

113. AS YOU CALL THEM.

114. IT STARTED LAST NIGHT.

115. I WAS IN DAD'S LAB,

116. MAKING SOME MODIFICATIONS TO HIS DIMENSIONAL SCOPE,

117. HOPING TO PEEK INTO SPOOKY ALTERNATE REALITIES.

118. ALSO, WITH HALLOWEEN COMING UP,

119. I WANTED SOME COOL COSTUME IDEAS.

120. SEE, I HAVE THIS THEORY THAT SOME PARANORMAL PHENOMENA

121. MIGHT BE THE RESULT OF COLLISIONS

122. BETWEEN OUR WORLD AND THESE OTHER DIMENSIONS.

123. I TRIPLED THE OUTPUT,

124. WHICH WAS A LITTLE STUPID,

125. BUT I STILL DIDN'T REALLY SEE MUCH.

126. ALL I GOT WAS A BRIEF FLASH OF SOMETHING,

127. BUT THAT'S IT.

128. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MALFUNCTION,

129. BUT SINCE THEN, THE FLASHES KEEP COMING,

130. EVEN WITHOUT THE MACHINE,

131. GETTING LONGER EACH TIME.

132. AAH!

133. SO I FIND YOU HERE, SON.

134. OH, I SUPPOSE IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

135. YOU KNOW NOT TO USE MY TOOLS FOR YOUR PARASCIENCE.

136. DAD, I—

137. IF THE JUMPS KEEP GETTING PROGRESSIVELY LONGER,

138. AS SEEMS TO BE THE CASE,

139. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I END UP STUCK—

140. STUCK IN THAT HORRIBLE DIMENSION!

141. HA HA HA!

142. WELL, DIB, WE'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

143. I JUST TOLD YOU THE BAD NEWS!

144. YES, YES, TRAPPED IN A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE WORLD.

145. VERY NICE. LOOK.

146. WE'VE DECIDED THAT YOU'RE INSANE.

147. YOU'LL BE CONFINED HERE FOR A PERIOD

148. NO SHORTER THAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

149. ENJOY YOUR STAY. BYE-BYE.

150. NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

151. MY POOR INSANE SON.

152. LISTEN.

153. THIS PLACE CAN'T HELP ME.

154. THEY DON'T HAVE THE EQUIPMENT.

155. I NEED SOMEONE— AAH—

156. OW! OH!

157. WAIT!

158. IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

159. IT'S—NOOO!

160. YEOHH!

161. YOU'RE HIM. YOU'RE THE ONE.

162. THE ONE WHAT? I'M NOT THE ONE.

163. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE PROPHECY IS WRONG?

164. "THE BOY WITH THE FLASHING NECK WILL COME.

165. "HE WILL BE THE KEY TO FREEDOM...

166. AND STUFF."

167. WAS THAT NOSTRADAMUS?

168. I READ IT ON A BATHROOM WALL.

169. I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.

170. THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ESCAPE YOUR OWN HEAD

171. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE WE ARE—

172. IN YOUR HEAD.

173. YOU'RE INSANE.

174. NO, I'M— WELL, YES, I AM,

175. BUT IT'S TRUE!

176. THIS WHOLE DIMENSION EXISTS IN YOUR MIND, DIB.

177. MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOUR HEAD'S SO BIG.

178. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG.

179. WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT?

180. AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

181. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME HERE.

182. THEY'RE DONE WITH THIS PLACE.

183. RUINED ALL OF IT.

184. NOW THEY WANT OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD,

185. AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

186. THIS WORLD IS A RESULT OF MY IMAGINATION?

187. MAYBE I AM CRAZY.

188. NECK-BLINKER BOY.

189. IT'S TIME TO GO.

190. HA HA HA!

191. WHERE?

192. RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BIG HEAD.

193. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

194. THE MACHINE'S ALMOST READY.

195. SOON THE TIME WILL BE RIGHT.

196. HE'S GONE!

197. OH, NO!

198. VAUGHN,

199. I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THOSE SPEECHES,

200. ALL SCARY-LIKE.

201. HMM. OK.

202. BUT THEN WE GO TELL THE BOSS WHAT HAPPENED.

203. SOON THE TIME WILL BE RIGHT FOR...

204. IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE!

205. THEY'VE MUTATED, GIR!

206. THEY WERE DISGUSTING BEFORE,

207. BUT THIS HUNGER MAKES THEM EVEN MORE—

208. THEY'RE COMING!

209. TRICK OR TREAT!

210. AAH!

211. GIR, ACTIVATE THE DEFENSES.

212. GET AWAY FROM MY BLOOD!

213. ZIM, I KNOW HOW WEIRD THIS IS GONNA—

214. GIR, STOP HIM! DEFENSIVE MODE!

215. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

216. THE NEXT JUMP MAY BE THE LAST ONE,

217. AND I'LL BE STUCK THERE FOREVER.

218. THEY'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING TO MY HEAD—

219. SOMETHING EVIL.

220. TRICK OR TREAT!

221. MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

222. I... DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR HEAD.

223. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HELP.

224. HELP? YOU?

225. MY DAD WON'T LET ME USE HIS EQUIPMENT,

226. AND I NEED TO REVERSE THE EFFECT.

227. HELP? YOU?

228. COME TO ME?

229. YOUR GREATEST, MOST AMAZING ENEMY?

230. YOUR FUTURE SLAVE MASTER, AND YOU ASK FOR HELP?

231. YOU'RE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON

232. WITH THE TECHNOLOGY TO—

233. BEGONE WITH YOU!

234. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NONSENSE

235. FROM YOUR SMELLY MOUTH FILLED WITH...

236. CORN!

237. I HAVEN'T BEEN EATING CORN.

238. LIAR!

239. YAH!

240. THE ONE WHOSE NECK BLINKS.

241. WE'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU.

242. THE HALLOWEENIES!

243. WHERE ARE WE?

244. SOME KIND OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

245. IT'S BASED ON MY IMAGINATION SOMEHOW.

246. AND YOU BROUGHT ME HERE?

247. YOU SICK AND TROUBLESOME HUMAN!

248. HEY! THE ONLY WAY BACK HOME IS THROUGH MY HEAD.

249. ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME,

250. AND YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER.

251. CURSE YOU!

252. WAIT.

253. I CAN STILL DO STUFF TO YOUR LEGS, RIGHT?

254. I GUESS, BUT...

255. WAIT! NO!

256. CURSE YOU!

257. WELL, THIS IS YOUR IMAGINARY WORLD.

258. THINK OF SOME WAY OUT OF HERE.

259. EH... AH...

260. WELL, WE CAN'T GO BACK TO YOUR HOUSE.

261. WE SHOULD TRY MY HOUSE.

262. MAYBE THERE'S A VERSION

263. OF THE DIMENSIONAL SCOPE THERE.

264. YAH!

265. MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING THERE

266. WE CAN USE TO DEFEND OURSELVES AS WELL.

267. GOOD THINKING.

268. I HATE HALLOWEEN.

269. HUH?

270. HMM. LOOK. IT'S BLINKING.

271. DO WHAT YOU WANT TO THE REST OF HIM.

272. JUST SAVE HIS HEAD!

273. AAH!

274. [GROANINGÑ

275. YAH!

276. UH!

277. WHAT ARE YOU—

278. OH, YOU WRETCHED—

279. HE'S THE ONE!

280. ARR!

281. YOW! UH! OOP!

282. I'LL GET YOU, DIB,

283. YOU STINKING HUMAN!

284. HEY, LET GO OF ME BEFORE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAPPENS TO ME.

285. OR ELSE!

286. HEE HEE HEE!

287. WE BROUGHT HIM FOR YOU. HIS NECK FLASHES AND EVERYTHING.

288. THIS ISN'T MINE. THAT MISERABLE DIB, HE—

289. SILENCE!

290. UH!

291. THIS IS THE WRONG ONE.

292. YOU FAILED ME.

293. YOU WILL BE CONDEMNED TO THE REALM OF ETERNAL SCREAMING

294. AND, OH, RESTLESSNESS.

295. BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO THERE.

296. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.

297. HERE'S YOUR TICKET.

298. WELL, SEE YOU, GUYS.

299. BYE! BYE! BYE!

300. OHH! OHH!

301. AS FOR THIS ONE, HE MAY PROVE USEFUL.

302. HEE HEE HEE!

303. LET'S BOOGIE.

304. WE HAVE YOUR LITTLE FRIEND.

305. WE WILL DESTROY HIM

306. IF YOU DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR HEAD TO US!

307. ZIM'S NOT MY FRIEND. YOU CAN KEEP HIM.

308. UM, I DID WHAT YOU SAID.

309. AND?

310. HE SAID WE COULD DESTROY HIS FRIEND.

311. THEN HE THREW A CAN AT MY HEAD. IT HURT.

312. OH, THAT LITTLE WORM PIG WEASEL PIG!

313. YAAH!

314. UH, BYE.

315. BYE. BYE. BYE.

316. GOOD-BYE.

317. GRR.

318. DIB DRAGS ME INTO HIS UGLY MIND,

319. THEN SACRIFICES ME.

320. IF HIS HEAD WEREN'T SO CRUCIAL TO MY ESCAPE—UGH!

321. I ONLY HELP POOR GIR IS ALL RIGHT BY HIMSELF

322. AGAINST THOSE ZOMBIES!

323. AAH!

324. AAH!

325. AAH!

326. HE'S AFTER MY CANDY! AAH!

327. SO I FIND YOU HERE.

328. IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

329. DAD?

330. HOO HOO HA HA HA!

331. WE'RE GONNA OPEN YOUR HEAD.

332. HEH HEH HEH.

333. HEH HEH HEH!

334. HEE HEE HEE!

335. NO! NO! OW!

336. I'M FLOATING.

337. OH, COME ON.

338. I BREAK FREE, AND NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK

339. TO RESCUE THAT LITTLE RAT THAT LEFT ZIM TO ROT?

340. WHY MUST IT BE?

341. OH, WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS THE SCOPE?

342. WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?

343. YAH!

344. WHAT IS THAT?

345. MY REVOLTING MINIONS,

346. AT LAST THE TIME HAS COME.

347. TODAY WE'LL HAVE A WHOLE NEW WORLD TO RAVAGE.

348. AS SOON AS WE OPEN THE PORTAL IN DIB'S HEAD,

349. THE FUN WILL BEGIN ONCE MORE!

350. WHOO! YAHOO! DIB'S HEAD!

351. RAHH!

352. DON'T I GET ANY SAY IN THIS?

353. LET THE HEAD THINGY START!

354. OH, THAT WAS STUPID.

355. I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN A SPEECH. OH!

356. "HEAD THINGY."

357. NO, YOU DID GOOD. IT WAS GREAT.

358. NO USE FIGHTING, CHILD.

359. NO USE.

360. SOON MY ARMY SHALL MARCH

361. THROUGH YOUR DISTURBINGLY LARGE HEAD

362. AND ON TO VICTORY.

363. MAYBE MY HEAD IS BIG.

364. AAH!

365. ZIM!

366. OH, COME ON.

367. YOU'RE NOT MAD ABOUT THAT WHOLE "LEAVING YOU TO ROT" THING, ARE YOU?

368. ORGANS... EXPLODING.

369. I'M NOT HERE BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, DIB.

370. I'M JUST HERE FOR YOUR FILTHY GARGANTUAN HEAD.

371. OH, NOW IT'S GARGANTUAN.

372. OH! EW!

373. UGH! YUCK!

374. EW! EW!

375. FIND THEM!

376. THAT KID IS OUR ONLY HOPE!

377. UGGH!

378. OK. UGH.

379. UH, OK.

380. UM... HMM.

381. I'VE SET THE ROBOT THING FOR AUTO-DEFENSE.

382. IT'LL BUY US SOME TIME, AND WE'LL USE THIS THING

383. TO WIDEN THE PORTAL IN YOUR STINKING HEAD.

384. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THAT.

385. I'VE USED MORE COMPLICATED DEVICES AS PLAYTHINGS.

386. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

387. HEY, QUIT IT!

388. THAT'S MY HEAD!

389. THERE. THAT SHOULD BE WIDE ENOUGH.

390. WHAT ABOUT ME? HOW DO I GET BACK?

391. GOOD QUESTION, BUT I DON'T CARE.

392. UH! UH!

393. UH. UH.

394. THERE. THROUGH THAT HOLE.

395. UH... YAH!

396. WE—WE MADE IT!

397. I MADE IT!

398. AS SOON AS MY SKELETON STOPS BEING BROKEN,

399. I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU, DIB.

400. YAH!

401. AT LAST, A NEW PERFECT WORLD

402. FOR ME TO—UH!

403. OOH! OH, SO DISGUSTING.

404. OOH! LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THAT ONE.

405. OOH! OOH! OH! OH, I'M GONNA—

406. SUCH HORRIBLE DOODADS!

407. OH, BOY.

408. AAH! AAH!

409. WELL, I'LL, UH...

410. SEE YOU GUYS AT SCHOOL.

411. UHH. OH.