Invader ZIM 1x20

Directed by Steve Ressel

When Dib once again notices that Zim isn’t eating his food, he throws a piece of bologna at him in order to taunt him, in which the bologna fuses with Zim’s skin, causing him immense pain. Zim vows to get his revenge and during the next day of school, Dib sits on a tack, which causes Zim to begin laughing hysterically. Dib believes Zim is just being pathetic, but when Dib begins to transform into a living piece of bologna, he realizes that Zim’s plan was better than he had thought and he must formulate a method of curing himself before it’s too late.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

2. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

3. HA HA HA HA HA!

4. YOU KNOW, ANYONE WHO WATCHES YOU OBSESSIVELY EVERY DAY

5. WOULD NOTICE THAT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY EAT ANY OF THE FOOD.

6. WHY IS THAT, ZIM?

7. DON'T LIKE THE TASTE,

8. OR IS IT SOMETHING MORE?

9. A WEAKNESS?

10. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

11. I HAVE ALREADY STUFFED MY NORMAL HUMAN BELLY

12. SO FULL OF DELICIOUS HUMAN FILTH

13. THAT I COULD NOT EAT ANOTHER BITE.

14. BALONEY.

15. AAH! AAH!

16. THE MEAT! THE MEAT!

17. THE HORRIBLE MEAT!

18. Ms. YOU'RE LATE, DIB.

19. THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.

20. SORRY, MS. BITTERS.

21. I WAS IN THE BIOLOGY ROOM TRYING TO GET PICTURES

22. OF THAT VAMPIRE GERBIL IN ACTION.

23. THAT EXCUSE IS GETTING OLD.

24. SIT DOWN.

25. ARE YOU STILL MAD

26. ABOUT THAT THING WITH THE SANDWICH?

27. HEY, BOLOGNA BOY.

28. HE HAS BOLOGNA ON HIS HEAD.

29. THAT'S IT, DIB. LAUGH NOW.

30. YES, LAUGH AND FROLIC

31. IN YOUR VILE MEATS OF EVIL—

32. MEATS OF EVIL—

33. BUT KNOW THAT VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE.

34. OH, HOW IT WILL BE MINE!

35. OW.

36. HA HA HA HA!

37. THIS IS YOUR VENGEANCE, ZIM?

38. A TACK?

39. THAT'S PATHETIC— EVEN FOR YOU.

40. CLASS, TODAY'S HORRIBLE LESSON

41. IS ABOUT SOMETHING HORRIBLE.

42. OPEN YOUR HORRIBLE TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 2,038.

43. BEAUTIFUL.

44. IF DIB'S CELLULAR REACTION

45. IS THE SAME THAT IT IS FOR THESE TEST CELLS,

46. THEN MY VENGEANCE WILL TRULY BE COMPLETE.

47. SLEEP WELL THIS NIGHT, MISERABLE HUMAN,

48. FOR IT WILL BE THE LAST PEACEFUL SLEEP

49. YOU WILL EVER KNOW.

50. THEY TRY AND SAY IT'S JUST A REGULAR MOUNTAIN RANGE

51. ON THE MARTIAN SURFACE

52. AND IT'S JUST A TRICK OF THE LIGHT,

53. BUT COME ON, IT IS SO A MONKEY FACE.

54. GO AWAY.

55. LOOKS LIKE YOU FINALLY FOUND SOME FRIENDS

56. WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO BE AROUND YOU.

57. YEEAGH!

58. YEEAGH! YEEAGH!

59. YEE-YEEAGH!

60. QUIT IT!

61. HEY, I'M DELICIOUS.

62. GAZ, TASTE ME. I'M DELICIOUS.

63. AAH!

64. LATE AGAIN, DIB.

65. AND WHAT IS IT THIS TIME,

66. VAMPIRE BABIES OR BIGFOOT MAILMEN?

67. DOGS... TASTING ME.

68. SO MANY DOGS.

69. HEY, WHAT'S THAT NASTY SANDWICHY SMELL?

70. I THINK IT'S DIB.

71. DUDE. DUDE.

72. I LEFT MY UNDERWEAR ON FOR A MONTH ONCE,

73. AND IT KIND OF SMELLED LIKE HE DOES.

74. WHO'S THE JOKE NOW, DIB?

75. I TOLD YOU YOU'D SUFFER MY REVENGE,

76. AND NOW LOOK AT YOU.

77. WHAT, YOU'RE MIND CONTROLLING SLOBBERY DOGS NOW?

78. REAL SCARY, SPACE BOY.

79. A QUICK SHOWER

80. AND YOUR VENGEANCE JUST WASHES RIGHT OFF.

81. AW, MAN!

82. I'M GONNA THROW UP.

83. THE STINK!

84. THE STINK!

85. SILENCE!

86. IF I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE AWESOME FORCE

87. OF YOUR COLLECTIVE CHILD STENCH EVERY DAY,

88. THEN SO SHALL YOU ALL.

89. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

90. SO FAMILIAR.

91. THE SCHOOL HAS LOST ITS FUNDING FOR TEXTBOOKS,

92. SO YOU'VE ALL BEEN GIVEN WILDLIFE SURVIVAL MANUALS.

93. TODAY YOU'LL BE QUIZZED ON HOW TO SKIN A MOOSE.

94. MS. BITTERS,

95. I THINK THERE'S A SKINNED MOOSE

96. SOMEWHERE IN THE CLASS.

97. DIB?

98. YOU STINK!

99. GO TO THE BATHROOM

100. AND ROLL AROUND IN THE TOILET UNTIL YOU SMELL BETTER.

101. BUT I'LL SMELL LIKE THE TOILET.

102. EXACTLY.

103. BUT WILLIE WAS THE LAST ONE TO USE IT.

104. NOW.

105. OH, YEAH, DIB?

106. UH, MY VENGEANCE IS NOW COMPLETE.

107. NOPE.

108. STILL DELICIOUS.

109. NO ONE SHOULD BE THIS DELICIOUS.

110. WHAT'S GOING ON?

111. AAH!

112. ZIM.

113. COMPUTER, ANALYZE.

114. RUN A CHEMICAL CHECK.

115. IS THERE ANY UNUSUAL FOREIGN SUBSTANCE

116. ON THE TACK?

117. ANALYSIS DONE.

118. UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE DETECTED.

119. AND MY SKIN SAMPLE,

120. DOES IT CONTAIN THE SAME SUBSTANCE?

121. YES. SUBSTANCE DETECTED IN DIB'S CELLS.

122. SO, A FOREIGN DNA SEQUENCE—

123. AND ZIM GOT IT INSIDE ME

124. BY MAKING ME SIT ON THAT TACK.

125. COMPUTER, WHERE DID THIS DNA ORIGINATE FROM?

126. ANALYZING.

127. BOLOGNA!

128. ZIM HAS INTRODUCED BOLOGNA DNA INTO MY BODY?

129. COMPUTER, HAVE I ABSORBED THE BOLOGNA?

130. NO. SUBJECT DIB HAS BEEN FUSED WITH SUBJECT BOLOGNA.

131. NO-O-O!

132. ZIM?

133. IS IT A FAIR FIGHT?

134. IS THIS MOOSE CREATURE

135. WIELDING ANY SORT OF PROJECTILE WEAPONS?

136. NO. NO, IT'S NOT.

137. EEW.

138. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE, ZIM,

139. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY.

140. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

141. GET AWAY FROM ME, SANDWICH BOY.

142. THE CURE!

143. MAKE IT STOP, ZIM.

144. MAKE THIS THING YOU'VE DONE TO ME STOP.

145. THERE IS NO CURE!

146. AND I'LL NEVER MAKE IT STOP.

147. YOU MIGHT AS WELL RESIGN YOURSELF

148. TO YOUR MEATY FATE.

149. I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD FOREVER RUE THE DAY

150. YOU MESSED WITH ZIM!

151. NOW, BEGIN YOUR RUING.

152. I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH.

153. NO-O-O!

154. AHEM.

155. I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TRICK, ZIM.

156. I MUST ADMIT IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE.

157. I—I THINK IT DESERVES SOME PRAISE.

158. FINALLY, THE DAY HAS COME.

159. IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU ACKNOWLEDGED ME

160. AS THE SUPERIOR BEING I SO AM.

161. IT SHALL MAKE MY VICTORY SWEETER TO KNOW THAT—

162. OW! OW!

163. HA HA HA HA!

164. JOKE'S ON YOU, ZIM.

165. NOW YOU HAVE TO FIND A CURE FOR THE BOLOGNA THING.

166. FOOL!

167. YOU THINK I WOULD SHARE THE CURE WITH YOU?

168. I'LL FIND A CURE

169. AND KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF

170. AND THEN WATCH YOU TRANSFORM

171. MORE AND MORE INTO WHAT YOU REALLY ARE

172. DEEP DOWN IN YOUR HEART.

173. DEEP DOWN I'M BOLOGNA?

174. YES.

175. THAT'S JUST DUMB.

176. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE, DIB.

177. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE.

178. HEY, WAIT.

179. THE CURE!

180. NO!

181. THE REACTION IS MUCH QUICKER INSIDE OF ME.

182. IT'S WORSE THAN I IMAGINED.

183. COMPUTER, QUICKLY ENGINEER A SERUM

184. TO REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF THE MUTAGEN.

185. COMMAND VOICE NOT RECOGNIZED.

186. INTRUDER PRESENT.

187. INTRUDER?

188. I AM ZIM!

189. RUN A SCAN TO VERIFY THAT I AM ZIM!

190. BIOSCAN VERIFICATION COMPLETE.

191. INTRUDER IS BOLOGNA.

192. THE DOGS—

193. AFTER MY JUICY MEAT BODY

194. OF BOLOGNA MEAT!

195. ZIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

196. MY BASE, MY LABS,

197. THEY DON'T THINK I'M REALLY ME.

198. THE TRANSFORMATION IS SO BAD

199. IT SEES ME AS A DIFFERENT CREATURE NOW.

200. I MUST USE YOUR LABS.

201. YOU WANT TO USE MY LABS?

202. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

203. I MUST FIND THE CURE.

204. QUICKLY! THE DOGS— LISTEN TO THEM!

205. YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BENEFIT YOU AS WELL.

206. JUST THIS ONCE, WE WORK TOGETHER.

207. MORTAL ENEMIES WORKING TOGETHER

208. FOR THE COMMON GOOD!

209. BE QUIET!

210. FINALLY, I THINK WE'VE DONE IT.

211. EEW!

212. OH, YOU ROTTEN ALIEN MONSTER.

213. THIS INFERIOR EQUIPMENT,

214. IRKEN BABIES PLAY WITH MORE ADVANCED TOYS.

215. HEY, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

216. IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR STUPID EVIL.

217. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

218. NOW WHAT, ZIM? WHAT'S YOUR NEXT PLAN?

219. LET'S RUN SCREAMING.

220. YOU JERK.

221. STUPID BLOOD PIG.

222. COME ON,

223. BIGFOOT WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

224. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO READ THAT IN HERE?

225. I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME.

226. MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES IS ON IN 5 MINUTES.

227. TV announcer: THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES ARE BACK!

228. AND THIS TIME THEY'RE BACK

229. BY THE AWESOME POWER OF THE GAME SLAVE 2.

230. CHECK OUT THESE ACTUAL GAME SCREENS.

231. ARE YOU STILL PLAYING YOUR OLD,

232. OBSOLETE GAME SLAVE 1?

233. WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

234. HAVE WE OFFENDED YOU SOMEHOW?

235. HUH? HUH? HUH?

236. ON SALE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT

237. AT ALL DIGITAL FUNPIT LOCATIONS.

238. LINES ARE FORMING NOW!

239. OH.

240. WAIT.

241. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

242. TO THE MALL.

243. GAME SLAVE 2 GOES ON SALE AT MIDNIGHT.

244. I NEED ONE.

245. OH, OK, THEN. HAVE FUN.

246. JUST ONE THING—

247. TAKE YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU.

248. IT CAN BE DANGEROUS OUT THERE.

249. THAT'S WHAT THE BAT'S FOR.

250. AWW!

251. I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL NIGHT TO SEE THIS.

252. SHE CAN WAIT TO GET HER STUPID GAME.

253. SON, VIDEO GAMES DEVELOP HAND/EYE COORDINATION

254. AND MAKE KIDS INTO BETTER HUMAN BEINGS.

255. OK, BUT ONLY AFTER THE SHOW IS OVER.

256. YOU STINK.

257. IT WAS A REALLY GOOD EPISODE.

258. AAH!

259. HEY, DIB. I THINK I SAW

260. A CHUPACABRA OR SOMETHING

261. GOING INTO THAT PARKING GARAGE.

262. A CHUPACABRA?

263. BUT THERE ISN'T A GOAT TO FEED ON FOR MILES.

264. HEY, IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE GS2?

265. YES.

266. COOL!

267. AS PROBABLY THE BEST GAMER IN THE CITY,

268. I HAD TO GET THE JAPANESE GS2 A FEW MONTHS AGO.

269. BUT I NEEDED THIS VERSION

270. BECAUSE THEY INCLUDED

271. A NEW LEVEL FOR

272. THE ZOMBIE HOG LEVEL.

273. MY NAME'S IGGINS. WHAT'S YOURS?

274. GAZ.

275. THAT'S A FUNNY NAME.

276. AAH!

277. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE NEW PIGGY HUNTER.

278. OK, GUYS,

279. NO LOITERING AFTER YOU GET YOUR GAME SLAVE 2s.

280. AS SOON AS YOU MAKE YOUR PURCHASE,

281. ONE OF OUR CLERKS WILL ASSIST

282. IN ATTACHING YOU TO THIS PULLEY CABLE

283. THAT LEADS TO THE EXIT.

284. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.

285. HEE?

286. THERE'S NO CHUPACABRAS IN HERE.

287. GAZ SHOULD LEAVE THE PARANORMAL SIGHTINGS

288. TO THE EXPERTS.

289. NOW, WHERE'S THE EXIT?

290. MAN, THIS PLACE IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT.

291. COMPLETED MORE MINIQUESTS

292. THAN ARE EVEN IN THE GAME!

293. THAT'S HOW I KNOW I'M PRETTY MUCH

294. THE MASTER OF ALL REALITY

295. AND ALL THAT ENCOMPASSES IT.

296. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW...

297. AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

298. EVERYONE IS CLAPPING WHEN I BEAT THE FINAL BOSS.

299. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE SO EASY,

300. BUT IT WAS— IT WAS TOTALLY EASY.

301. IT WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY EASY...

302. BUT I'VE ALWAYS REMAINED TRUE TO MYSELF.

303. YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST GOT TO BE IGGINS,

304. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

305. NO.

306. OH, THANK YOU, SUPREME BEING.

307. THANK YOU.

308. NEXT!

309. FINALLY.

310. UM...

311. THAT'S ALL.

312. WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE GS2s IN STOCK

313. IN MAYBE A MONTH OR TWO.

314. THANKS FOR COMING!

315. WHAT?

316. NO!

317. THEY CAN'T ALL BE GONE.

318. I SAT THROUGH MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES

319. FOR THIS?

320. THERE MUST BE ONE LEFT.

321. WELL, SOMEONE ORDERED ONE BUT NEVER PICKED IT UP.

322. IF...

323. CLARENCE WONG DOESN'T SHOW UP,

324. IT'S YOURS.

325. CLARENCE WONG!

326. HA HA! THAT'S ME!

327. YOU'RE NO CLARENCE WONG.

328. YOU STOLE MY GAME SLAVE.

329. YOU SAID, "YOU GOT TO BE IGGINS."

330. I SAW AN OPENING, AND I WENT FOR IT.

331. THAT'S HOW I BEAT GACHOOGABLORK

332. IN BATTLE BATTLE FOOTY KICK,

333. AND THAT'S WHY I'M THE SUPERIOR GAMER.

334. THAT ONE IS RIGHTFULLY MINE.

335. I'LL BUY IT FROM YOU,

336. BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE KEEPING IT.

337. NOT WITHOUT INVOKING MY WRATH, ANYHOW.

338. YOU KNOW, YOU NEED HELP.

339. AAH!

340. HELLO?

341. A COLONY OF HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE!

342. HEY, DO YOU KNOW THE WAY OUT OF HERE?

343. THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

344. WE ALL GOT LOST HERE, TOO,

345. AND WE'VE BEEN HERE EVER SINCE.

346. EVER SINCE.

347. NO WAY OUT.

348. THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

349. OH, COME ON.

350. GETTING LOST IN A PARKING GARAGE

351. DID NOT TURN YOU ALL INTO HORRIBLE RAT PEOPLE.

352. I WAS ONCE A MAN.

353. BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN.

354. YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE US, SOON.

355. I DON'T THINK SO.

356. I THINK I SEE THE EXIT OVER THERE.

357. SEE YA.

358. DON'T FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR

359. AND GO STRAIGHT TO BED.

360. ALL RIGHT, MOM. HAVE FUN AT WORK.

361. SO WE MEET AGAIN, ULTRA PIGULON.

362. PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION.

363. WHAT?

364. I—I MUST BE TIRED.

365. THE NEW LEVEL,

366. I'M ALMOST THERE!

367. "THE GAMMY IS MINE."

368. AAH!

369. HEY, WAIT, HOW DID YOU WRITE THAT

370. IF YOU'RE OUT—HUH?

371. AAH!

372. AAH!

373. AAH!

374. THE FRONT DOOR.

375. THE GAME SLAVE 2— GIVE IT TO ME.

376. NO. POWER LOW.

377. BUT I HAVEN'T REACHED THE SAVE POINT YET.

378. I HAVE TO SEE THE ZOMBIE HOG.

379. NEED BATTERIES.

380. BATTERIES!

381. MUST FIND!

382. NO. NO!

383. NO-O-O!

384. LOOKING FOR THESE?

385. I NEED THOSE.

386. SAVE POINT SO CLOSE.

387. WHAT YOU NEED IS TO GIVE THE GAME SLAVE TO ME,

388. OR I WILL PLUNGE YOU INTO A NIGHTMARE WORLD

389. FROM WHICH THERE IS NO WAKING.

390. BUT... I'M A BETTER GAMER THAN YOU.

391. I HOPE YOU LIKE NIGHTMARE WORLD.

392. IT'S MADNESS!

393. MADNESS!

394. WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?

395. BATTERIES?

396. 50th FLOOR.

397. AAH!

398. AAH!

399. GIVE ME THE VAMPIRE PIGGIES.

400. YOU'RE CRAZY.

401. IT'S MINE. MINE!

402. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

403. ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS.

404. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

405. THE RIGHTFUL ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED.

406. YOU'LL NEVER BE A BETTER GAMER THAN ME.

407. PLAY ALL YOU WANT.

408. I'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER.

409. ALWAYS!

410. OOH.

411. IGGINS!