1. Invader Zim
Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
s01e14 (s03e09_s03e10)Copy !req
2. AineeCopy !req
3. And I think unicorns and
dwagons are pretty!Copy !req
4. So that's why I'm a faaaiiwy
pwincess for Halloween!Copy !req
5. I was a fairy princess once, too.Copy !req
6. Everything was so nice and
peaceful... 'till one day it allCopy !req
7. went horribly wrong!Copy !req
8. Halloween. Now it's just a
shamelessly commercial ployCopy !req
9. to turn children into
candy-starved zombies!Copy !req
10. But it was once a
nice medieval holiday.Copy !req
11. What is it now, Zim?Copy !req
12. The Dib! He's missing! They've
taken him and drained him of hisCopy !req
13. sweet, sweet blood candies!Copy !req
14. Who's taken him?Copy !req
15. The candy zombies!Copy !req
16. It's like you said! The
children tried to end theCopy !req
17. hunger for sweetness... in
their... rumbling, undead... bellies!Copy !req
18. That's not what I said.Copy !req
19. Sorry... I'm late...
Horrible... nightmare visions!Copy !req
20. It's called life, Dib.
Sit down.Copy !req
21. Dib seems more crazy
than normal today.Copy !req
22. It's starting! He's one
of the zombies now!Copy !req
23. - Look out for your blood!
- I don't know, Zim.Copy !req
24. Zim's bein' kind
of wacked, yo.Copy !req
25. But Dib's got a long
history of crazy.Copy !req
26. For all we know,
Zim's just weird.Copy !req
27. Zim's screaming like a
howler monkey. ThatCopy !req
28. seems more crazy
than weird to me.Copy !req
29. The Letter M has a good
point, but Dib's alwaysCopy !req
30. screaming like a howly monkey.Copy !req
31. It's... happening... again!Copy !req
32. - Except for right now.
- Yeah. Right now he'sCopy !req
33. babbling like a
maniac... monkey.Copy !req
34. - Okay... Maybe Brian's right.
- Monsters! Hideous monsters!Copy !req
35. Miss Bitters?Copy !req
36. - Yes, Zita?
- We think Dib's even crazierCopy !req
37. than normal today! Can we use
one of our crazy cards to sendCopy !req
38. him to the crazy
house for boys?Copy !req
39. Each class only gets three
crazy cards a month!Copy !req
40. Are you sure you
want to use one?Copy !req
41. Yeah.Copy !req
42. I've activated the crazy collar. The
white coats will be here any moment.Copy !req
43. There he is!
Get him!Copy !req
44. Soon they'll all be after
my delicious guts!Copy !req
45. I must prepare the bases defenses
against this Halloween madness!Copy !req
46. - Look, you don't understand!
- If there's one thing weCopy !req
47. understand, son,
it's insanity.Copy !req
48. No, not again!Copy !req
49. Nooo!Copy !req
50. He's the one! The one
with the flashing neck!Copy !req
51. The one we've been waiting for!
She said he'd come, and he has!Copy !req
52. Waiting for me?
What is this?Copy !req
53. Shhh. You're
talking all spooky!Copy !req
54. Who's been waiting for me?Copy !req
55. Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
56. Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
57. - What are you talkin' about?
- You said... the monster said...Copy !req
58. never mind.Copy !req
59. I'm sane, you know?Copy !req
60. GIR! We have to prepare
the base! Tonight is aCopy !req
61. horrible Earth holiday, and...Copy !req
62. GIR!Copy !req
63. What? My taquitos!
My taquitos?Copy !req
64. Taquitoooos!Copy !req
65. Now Dib, tell us about these
reality jumps, as you call them.Copy !req
66. It started last night.Copy !req
67. I was in Dad's lab making some
modification to his dimensional scope,Copy !req
68. hoping to peek into
spooky alternate realities...Copy !req
69. Also, with Halloween coming up,
I wanted some cool costume ideas.Copy !req
70. See, I have this theory that
some paranormal phenomenonCopy !req
71. might be the result of collisions between
our world and these other dimensions.Copy !req
72. I tripled the output, which
was a little stupid, but I stillCopy !req
73. didn't really see much. All I got
was a brief flash of something,Copy !req
74. but that's it. I thought it was
just a malfunction, but sinceCopy !req
75. then the flashes keep coming...
even without the machine...Copy !req
76. getting longer each time!Copy !req
77. So I find you here, son.
I suppose it was onlyCopy !req
78. a matter of time. You
know not to use myCopy !req
79. tools for your para-science!
- Dad, I...Copy !req
80. If the jumps keep getting
progressively longer, asCopy !req
81. seems to be the case, it won't
be long before I end up stuck,Copy !req
82. stuck in that horrible dimension!Copy !req
83. Well Dib, we've
got some bad news.Copy !req
84. I just told you the bad news!Copy !req
85. Yes, yes, trapped in a horrible
nightmare world, very nice.Copy !req
86. Look, we've decided
that you're insane.Copy !req
87. You'll be confined here
for a period no shorterCopy !req
88. than the rest of your life.
Enjoy your stay, bye bye.Copy !req
89. No! You don't understand!Copy !req
90. My poor insane son.Copy !req
91. Listen, this place can't help me!
They don't have the equipment!Copy !req
92. I need someone...!Copy !req
93. Wait! It's
happening again!Copy !req
94. It's...
Nooo!Copy !req
95. You're him!
You're the one!Copy !req
96. The one what?
I'm not the one!Copy !req
97. You're telling me the
prophecy is wrong?Copy !req
98. The boy with the
flashing neck will come.Copy !req
99. He will be the key
to freedom... and stuff.Copy !req
100. - Was that Nostrodamus?
- I read it on a bathroom wall...Copy !req
101. - I... gotta get out of this place.
- Then you'll have to escape yourCopy !req
102. own head, 'cause that's
where we are... In your head!Copy !req
103. You're insane.Copy !req
104. No I'm... well...
Yes I am.Copy !req
105. But it's true! This whole dimension
exists in your mind, Dib!Copy !req
106. Maybe that's why
your head is so big!Copy !req
107. My head's not big! Why
does everyone say that!Copy !req
108. And how do you know my name?Copy !req
109. Everyone knows your name here.
They're done with this place,Copy !req
110. ruined all of it! Now they want
out, into the real world,Copy !req
111. and the only way out
is through your head!Copy !req
112. This world is a result
of my imagination?Copy !req
113. Maybe I am crazy!Copy !req
114. Neck blinking boy!Copy !req
115. It's time to go.Copy !req
116. Where? Right through your big head!Copy !req
117. My head's not big!Copy !req
118. The machine's almost ready!
Soon the time will be right!Copy !req
119. He's gone!
Oh, no!Copy !req
120. Go on! I like it when you do
those speeches all scary like!Copy !req
121. Okay. But then we go tell
the boss what happened.Copy !req
122. Soon the time will be right for...Copy !req
123. It's the only chance.Copy !req
124. They've mutated, GIR!
They were disgusting beforeCopy !req
125. but this hunger makes
them even more!Copy !req
126. They're coming!Copy !req
127. Trick or treat!Copy !req
128. GIR, activate the defenses!Copy !req
129. Get away from my blood!Copy !req
130. - Zim, I know how weird this is gonna...
- GIR! Stop him! Defensive mode!Copy !req
131. I don't have time for this! The
next jump may be the last oneCopy !req
132. and I'll be stuck there forever! They're
gonna do something to my head!Copy !req
133. - Something evil!
- Trick or treat!Copy !req
134. My head's not big!Copy !req
135. I didn't say anything
about your head...Copy !req
136. - You're the only one who can help!
- Help? You?Copy !req
137. My dad won't let me use
his equipment and I needCopy !req
138. to reverse the effect!
- Help? You?Copy !req
139. Come to me, your greatest,
most amazing enemy?Copy !req
140. Your future slave master
and you ask for help!Copy !req
141. You're the only other person
with the technology to...Copy !req
142. Be gone with you! I've had
enough of your nonsenseCopy !req
143. from your smelly mouth
filled with... corn!Copy !req
144. - I haven't been eating corn.
- Liar!Copy !req
145. Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!Copy !req
146. The one whose neck blinks!Copy !req
147. We've been expecting you!Copy !req
148. The Halloweenies!Copy !req
149. - Where are we?
- Some kind of alternate universe.Copy !req
150. It's based on my
imagination somehow.Copy !req
151. And you brought me here!
You sickening troublesome human!Copy !req
152. Hey! The only way back
home is through my head!Copy !req
153. Anything happens to me and
you're stuck here, forever!Copy !req
154. Curse you!Copy !req
155. Wait... I can still do stuff
to your legs, right?Copy !req
156. I guess, but...
Wait! No!Copy !req
157. Curse you!Copy !req
158. Well, this is your imaginary world,
think of some way out of here!Copy !req
159. Well, we can't go back to your
house. We should try my house.Copy !req
160. Maybe there's a version of
the dimensional scope there!Copy !req
161. Maybe there's something there
we can use to defend ourselves as well...Copy !req
162. Good thinking.Copy !req
163. I hate Halloween!Copy !req
164. Look it's blinky! Do want you
want with the rest of him,Copy !req
165. just save his head!Copy !req
166. What are you...?
You wretched...!Copy !req
167. He's the one!Copy !req
168. I'll get you Dib!
You stinking human!Copy !req
169. Hey, let me go before something
horrible happens to me!Copy !req
170. Or else!Copy !req
171. We brought him for you!
His neck flashes and everything!Copy !req
172. This isn't mine! That
miserable Dib, he...Copy !req
173. Silence!Copy !req
174. This is the wrong one!
You failed me!Copy !req
175. You will be condemned to the
realm of eternal screaming and...Copy !req
176. restlessness!Copy !req
177. - But I don't really wanna go there!
- You'll just have to accept it.Copy !req
178. Here's your ticket.Copy !req
179. Well, see ya, guys.Copy !req
180. As for this one...Copy !req
181. he may prove useful.Copy !req
182. Man I'm spooky!Copy !req
183. We have your little friend!
We will destroy him if youCopy !req
184. do not surrender
your head to us!Copy !req
185. Zim's not my friend!
You can keep him!Copy !req
186. I did what you said.Copy !req
187. - And?
- He said we could destroyCopy !req
188. his friend. Then he threw
a can at my head. It hurt.Copy !req
189. That little worm
pig weasel pig!Copy !req
190. Good bye.Copy !req
191. Bye.Copy !req
192. Dib drags me into his ugly
mind then sacrifices me!Copy !req
193. If his head weren't
so crucial to my escape...Copy !req
194. I only hope poor GIR
is alright by himself.Copy !req
195. Against those zombies!Copy !req
196. It's after my candy!Copy !req
197. So, I find you here.
It was only a matter of time!Copy !req
198. Dad?Copy !req
199. We're gonna open your head!Copy !req
200. No! No!
No!Copy !req
201. - Nooo!
- I'm floating!Copy !req
202. Come on! I break free and now
I have to go back to rescueCopy !req
203. that little rat that left Zim to
rot? Why must it be?Copy !req
204. Where is it? Where is the scope?
Where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
205. What is that?Copy !req
206. My revolting minions! At
last the time has come!Copy !req
207. Today, we'll have a whole
new world to ravage!Copy !req
208. As soon as we open
the portal in Dib's head,Copy !req
209. the fun will begin once more!Copy !req
210. Dib's head rocks!Copy !req
211. Don't I get any say in this?Copy !req
212. Let the head... thingy... start!Copy !req
213. That was stupid. I
should've written a speech.Copy !req
214. D'oh, head thingy?Copy !req
215. No... You, you did
good! It was great!Copy !req
216. No use fighting,
child. No use.Copy !req
217. Soon, my army shall march
through your disturbinglyCopy !req
218. large head and onto victory!Copy !req
219. Maybe my head is big.Copy !req
220. Zim!Copy !req
221. Come on! You're not
mad about that wholeCopy !req
222. leaving-you-to-rot
thing, are you?Copy !req
223. Organs... exploding...Copy !req
224. I'm not here because I like
you, Dib. I'm just here for yourCopy !req
225. filthy Gargantuan head!
- Oh, now it's Gargantuan!Copy !req
226. Find them! That kid
is our only hope!Copy !req
227. O-okey.Copy !req
228. I've set the robot thing
for auto-defense.Copy !req
229. It'll buy us some time when we
will use this thing to widen theCopy !req
230. portal in your stinking head!Copy !req
231. I don't really know
how to use that!Copy !req
232. I've used more complicated
devices as play things!Copy !req
233. I'll figure it out!Copy !req
234. Hey! Quit it!
That's my head!Copy !req
235. There! That should
be wide enough!Copy !req
236. What about me!
How do I get back!Copy !req
237. Good question.Copy !req
238. But I don't care!Copy !req
239. There! Through that hole!Copy !req
240. Nooo!Copy !req
241. We... we made it!
I made it!Copy !req
242. As soon as my skeleton stops being
broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.Copy !req
243. At last, a new perfect
world for me to...Copy !req
244. Disgusting!Copy !req
245. Look at the head on that one!Copy !req
246. I'm gonna...Copy !req
247. Such horrible doodads!Copy !req
248. Oh, boy.Copy !req
249. Well, I'll... see you
guys at school!Copy !req
250. AineeCopy !req
251. I hate Halloween.Copy !req