1.  CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEONCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  WELCOME, URKIN SOLDIERS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  WELCOME TO CONVENTIA,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  THE CONVENTION HALL PLANET.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  PLEASE PROCEED TO
THE TALKING RINGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  AND TAKE THE COMPLIMENTARY
TELEPORTERS TO
THE PLANET'S SURFACE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  BE SURE TO VISIT
THE GIFT SHOPCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  FOR ALL KINDS OF
CHEAP, USELESS STUFF.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  IF YOU'RE HERE FOR
THE GREAT ASSIGNING,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  PLEASE REMEMBER
WHERE YOU PARKEDCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  AND PROCEED TO
THE MAIN CONVENTION HALL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  NOW, WIGGLE YOUR TIE
IN SALUTECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  BECAUSE HERE THEY ARE...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  YOUR ALL-KNOWING,
ALL-POWERFUL LEADERS,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  THE ALMIGHTY TALLERS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  THANK YOU, THANK YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  SEE? I TOLD YOU
THEY'D LOVE THE LASERS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  EVERYTHING IS
LASERS WITH YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  I'M TELLING YOU,
SMOKE MACHINES ARE
WHAT THE PEOPLE RE—AH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  SEE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  WELCOME MIGHTY
URKIN SOLDIERS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  YOU ARE
THE FINEST EXAMPLES
OF MILITARY TRAININGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  THE URKIN ARMY
HAS TO OFFER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  STANDING BEHIND US,
HOWEVER,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  ARE THE SOLDIERS
WE'VE CHOSEN FOR ROLLSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  IN ONE OF THE MOST
CRUCIAL PARTSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  OF OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM II!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  YOU IN THE AUDIENCE
JUST GET TO SIT AND WATCH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  YOU SHOULD'VE
TRIED HARDER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  THESE SUPERIOR ONES—
NOT QUITE AS SUPERIOR
AS US OF COURSE—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  DUH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  THESE LESS SUPERIOR
THAN US,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  BUT STILL QUITE
SUPERIOR SOLDIERSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  WILL EACH BE ASSIGNED
TO AN ENEMY PLANET!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  AND YOU WILL BLEND IN
WITH THE HIDEOUS
NATIVE INHABITANTS,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  ALL WHILE GATHERING
CRUCIAL INFORMATION,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  ASSESSING THE PLANET'S
WEAKNESSES,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  MAKING IT VULNERABLE
TO OUR BIG—SPACE SHIP—
GANG...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  THE ARMADA?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  NOW! LET
THE ASSIGNING BEGIN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  WHOO!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  STEP FORWARD,
INVADER LARD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  AH, YOU SEEM TO HAVE
GROWN SINCE LAST YOU'VE
STOOD BEFORE US, SOLDIER.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO THE PLANET BLORCH,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  HOME OF THE SLAUGHTERING
RAT PEOPLE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF
YOUR INCREASED HEIGHT,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  WE HAVE DECIDED TO
GIVE YOU THE PLANET VORT,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  HOME OF THE UNIVERSE'S
MOST COMFORTABLE COUCH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  YES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  NEXT. INVADER SPLEEN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  OOOH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
EVERYBODY, MOVE IT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  MOVE IT!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  AND LAST, INVADER SCOOGE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  OH, NOW,
THAT'S JUST SAD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  COULD YOU GET
ANY SHORTER?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  YOU'LL BE ASSIGNED
TO BLORCH, HOME OF
THE SLAUGHTERING RAT PEOPLE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  THANK YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  GET OUT OF THE WAY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  MOVE IT... !Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  THUS CONCLUDES
THE GREAT ASSIGNING!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  HELP YOURSELVES
TO SOME NACHOSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  AND WE'LL SEE YA
AT THE EQUIPPING STATION.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  YES! GORGE YOURSELVES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  YOU MOOCH IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  NO, NO! WAIT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  THAT VOICE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  NO! IT CAN'T BE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  SORRY I'M LATE,
MY TALLEST.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  I COULDN'T FIND
MY INVITATION.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  YOU'RE LUCKY
I MADE IT AT ALL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  YOU WEREN'T
INVITED AT ALL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  WEREN'T YOU BANISHED
TO FOOTCOURTIA?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  SHOULDN'T YOU BE—
FRYING SOMETHING?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  OH, I QUIT WHEN
I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  YOU QUIT
BEING BANISHED?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  THE ASSIGNING
IS OVER, ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE
AN INVASION WITHOUT ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  I WAS IN OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM I.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  DON'T YOU REMEMBER?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  OH, YES, WE REMEMBER.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  YA HA HA HA HA... !Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  BUT SIR, WE'RE STILL
ON OUR OWN PLANET!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  SILENCE!
TWIST THOSE KNOBS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  TWIST THOSE KNOBS.
YOU, PULL SOME LEVERS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  PULL SOME LEVERS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  I PUT THE FIRES OUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  YOU MADE THEM WORSE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  WORSE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  OR BETTER?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  BESIDES, NO INVADER
HAS EVER BEEN SO...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  VERY SMALL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  YOU'RE VERY SMALL, ZIM.
YOU'RE A TINY THING.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  BUT INVADER'S
BLOOD MARCHES
THROUGH MY VEINSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  LIKE GIANT RADIOACTIVE
RUBBER PANTS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  THE PANTS COMMAND ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  AS—A SHOW OF GRATITUDE—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  FOR YOUR SERVICE
IN THE PAST, UH—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  HERE'S A SANDWICH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  BUT—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  THANKS FOR COMING,
EVERYBODY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  GOOD NIGHT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  NO! WAIT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  WHAT? YOU GOT
YOUR SANDWICH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  MY TALLEST,
AN OPPORTUNITY
TO PROVE I TRULY
CAN BE AN INVADERCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  IS ALL THAT I ASK.
GIVE ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  HOLD ON.
I GOT A PLAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  WE SEE NOW THAT
YOU ARE TRULY DESERVING.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  YES. YES, I AM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  YOU WILL BE SENT
TO A PLANET SO MYSTERIOUSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  NO ONE HAS EVEN
HEARD OF IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  RIGHT! AND THOSE
WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT
DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  WHAT'S ITS NAME?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  OH, I DARE NOT SPEAK IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  WHERE IS IT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  UM...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  RIGHT THERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  OOH. A SECRET MISSION.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  HAPPY NOW?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  YES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  INVADERS, REPORT TO
THE EQUIPMENT HALL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  OH-OH AND REMEMBER,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  LASERS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  AH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS
FOR THE TAKING!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  BEFORE ALL THE RACES
OF THE UNIVERSECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  SERVE THE URKIN EMPIRE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  I'LL HAVE THEM SERVE ME
THE CURLY FRIES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  THE CURLY FRIES,
THE CURLY FRIES...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  THEY'RE COMING.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  DIB DRANK THE LAST SODA.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  HE WILL PAY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  THEY'RE COMING!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  DAD! THEY'RE COMING!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  I HEARD THEM.
I ACTUALLY HEARD THEM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  I WAS UP ON THE ROOF
AND I HEARD THIS
TRANSMISSION THAT
WAS COMING THROUGH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  SHH! NOT NOW, SON.
I'M MAKING...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  TOAST.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  GAZ, THEY'RE COMING.
THEY REALLY ARE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  WHO'S COMING,
DIB?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  THIS IS YOUR STANDARD
ISSUE INFORMATION
RETRIEVAL UNIT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  ALSO KNOWN AS A SIR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  IT WILL ASSIST YOU
IN GATHERING VALUABLE
KNOWLEDGE DURING
YOUR MISSION.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  IT'S ALSO A FURNACE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  WHO WANTS THIS ONE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  I DO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  OUCH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  THANK YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  EVERYONE ELSE,
LINE UP AND TAKE
A ROBOT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  SIR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  GO WARM UP
MY SHIP'S ENGINES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  YES, MASTER.
I OBEY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  FINALLY, A ROBOT SLAVE
OF MY OWN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  UM—UH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  WE HAVE A TOP SECRET
MODEL FOR YOU, ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  COOOOOOOO!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  IT LOOKS KIND OF...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  NOT GOOD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  YES! WELL, THAT'S
WHAT THE ENEMY WILL THINK!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  GET IT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  I SEE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  VERY GOOD.
IT EVEN FOOLED ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  I AM HONORED TO BE
TRUSTED WITH SUCH
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  HEE HEE HEE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  SHH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  GIR, REPORTING
FOR DUTY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  GIR. WHAT DOES
THE G STAND FOR?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  WEE HOO HOO HOO!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  WEE HOO HOO HOO... !Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  UM...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  IS IT SUPPOSED
TO BE STUPID?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  IT'S NOT STUPID,
IT'S ADVANCED!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  OK, GIR!
OUR MISSION BEGINS NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  LET US RAIN SOME DOOM
DOWN UPON THE FILTHY HEADSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  OF OUR DOOMED ENEMIES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  I'M GONNA SING
THE DOOM SONG NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  GIR, WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP SINGING?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  PROXIMITY WARNING.
PLANET AHEAD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  GIR, WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE FINALLY HERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  THAT IS EARTH.
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  OK, FIRST OFF WE HAVE
TO SET UP A BASE OF OPERATIONS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  HEE HEE HEE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  FOCUS, GIR!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  THIS IS WHERE
YOUR ADVANCED INFORMATION
GATHERING SKILLS COME IN HANDY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  YES, MY MASTER.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  YOU HAVE TO OBSERVE
WHAT THESE...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  EARTHANOIDS CONSIDER
TO BE—NORMAL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  THEN, BASED ON
YOUR OBSERVATIONS,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  WE MAKE OUR DISGUISES...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  AND OUR HOME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  HERE!
WE BUILD HERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  WHOO! THAT WAS EASY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  GIR. GET OUT HERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  HURRY, GIR.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  I SAW A SQUIRREL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  IT WAS DOING
LIKE THIS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  CONCENTRATE, GIR!
IT IS TIME FOR DISGUISES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  I WANT TO BE
A MONGOOSE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  SHH. WE HAVE
TO BE QUIET.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  TOO UGLY... TOO STINKY...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  OOH, IT HURTS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  MASTER,
WHERE'D YOU GO?
WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  I'M RIGHT HERE, GIR.
IT'S ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  AND KEEP IT DOWN.
YOU WANNA WAKE UP
THE WHOLE PLANET?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  I DO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  OK, FOR YOU,
I'M THINKING
MAYBE A DOG.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  CAN I BE
A MONGOOSE DOG?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  TODAY WE BECOME
THE ENEMY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  THAT'S IT, YES!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  NOW, ALL WE NEED
IS A HOME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  LET'S SEE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  SOME WINDOWS,
A COUPLE OF ANIMAL THINGS
IN FRONT. THERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  GIR, HIDE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  AND BE QUIET!
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO MAKE A SOUND.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  WELCOME HOME, SON.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  OOOPH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  STEP ONE WENT SMOOTHLY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  THE TALLEST WERE
WISE TO CHOOSE ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  THIS PLANET WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT ITCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  AFTER I'VE LEARNED
ITS WEAKNESSES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  OH! THESE LENSES
ARE ALL SCRATCHY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  NOW, TO FIND THE BEST
POSSIBLE WAYCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  OF LEARNING ABOUT
THIS SAD, FILTHY, PLANET.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  THE MORE WE KNOW
THE SOONER WE CAN CONQUERCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  THIS SPINNING BALL OF...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  FFF-ILTHY...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  DIRT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  CLASS, I WOULD LIKE
TO INTRODUCE THE NEWESTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  HOPELESS APPENDAGE
TO THE STUDENT BODY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  HIS NAME IS ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  ZIM, IF YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY
SAY IT NOW,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  BECAUSE AFTER THIS MOMENT,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER SOUND FROM YOU!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  HELLO, FRIENDS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL
HUMAN WORM BABY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  YOU HAVE NOTHING,
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO FEAR FROM ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  JUST PAY NO ATTENTION
TO ME AND WE'LL GET
ALONG JUST FINE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  TAKE YOUR SEAT
NOW, ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  TODAY'S LECTURE IS ABOUT
OUTER SPACECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  AND HOW IT WILL EVENTUALLY
IMPLODE ON ITSELF!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  YES, ZIM?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  IN THE EVENT OF SAY,
A FULL-SCALE ALIEN INVASION,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  HOW PREPARED DO YOU THINK
THIS PLANET'S DEFENSES
WOULD BE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  TELL ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  AS I WAS SAYING,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  THE UNIVERSE
IS JUST DOOMED.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  DOOMED, DOOMED,
DOOMED!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  OK, AM I
THE ONLY ONE HERECopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  WHO SEES THE ALIEN
SITTING IN THE CLASS?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  THERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  RIGHT THERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  THAT IS NO KID.
HE'S AN ALIEN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  AN ALIEN!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  ONE OF THE MONSTERS
I'VE BEEN TALKING
ABOUT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  HE'S HERE
TO CONQUER EARTH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  AW, NOT THIS AGAIN.
YOU'RE CRAZY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  WHAT ABOUT HIS
HORRIBLE GREEN HEAD?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  INSOLENT FOOL BOY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  IT'S A SKIN CONDITION.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  AND HE'S GOT
NO EARS!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  IS THAT PART OF
YOUR SKIN CONDITION,
ZIM?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  NO EARS?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  YES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  MAN, DIB, YOU THINK
JUST 'CAUSE SOMEONE
LOOKS DIFFERENTCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  YOU CAN CALL THEM
AN ALIEN?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  I GUESS OLD KID'S
AN ALIEN, TOO, HUH?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  HOW'S IT GOIN'?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  OK. SEE, THIS IS US.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  NOW, OVER HERE,
OVER HERE IS ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  SEE THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  ANYONE? ANYONE?
QUESTIONS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  YEAH. WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  ALL YOU TALK ABOUT
IS ALIENS AND GHOSTSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  AND SEEING BIGFOOT
IN YOUR GARAGE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  HE WAS USING
THE BELT SANDER.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  YEAH, HE'S ALWAYS
SAYING STUFF.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  I REMEMBER
THAT ONE TIME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  HEY, YOU JUST GOT HERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  DON'T LET HIM TRICK YOU.
I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  AND THERE IT IS,
SITTING RIGHT THERE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  WELL, HE DOES LOOK
PRETTY WEIRD.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  YEAH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  AND HE IS SITTING.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  YOU SEE. ACTUAL PROOF
THAT ALL THE THINGS
I'VE BEEN SAYINGCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  FINALLY, A WAY TO PROVE
THAT I'M...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  THAT I'M—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  CRAZY.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  OK, NOW THAT
MAKES SENSE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  PAM, WE ALMOST
BELIEVED HIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  DOOM, DOOM, DOOM.
GO NOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  MAYBE YOUR CRUDDY
LITTLE DISGUISE WORKED
ON EVERYONE ELSE,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  BUT I'LL GET THEM
TO SEE THE TRUTH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  THEY'LL BELIEVE IF
I BRING YOU TO THEM...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  WITHOUT YOUR DISGUISE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  I ORDERED THIS FROM
ONE OF MY U.F.O.-ZINES.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  OOH, IT'S PRETTY.
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  ALIENS LINK UPS,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  GUARANTEED TO RENDER
ALL ALIEN LIFE FORMS
UNCONSCIOUS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WORKSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  IF YOU NEVER FOUND
AN ALIEN BEFORE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  I'M GONNA FIND OUT
RIGHT NOW. AAH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
AND BE A NORMAL!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  YOU LIKE ICE CREAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  YOU LIKE ICE CREAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  YOU LOVE IT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  HEH HEH HEH.
YOU CANNOT
RESIST ICE CREAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  TO RESIST IS HOPELESS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  YOUR EXISTENCE
IS MEANINGLESS
WITHOUT ICE CREAM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  THEY MIGHT EVEN NAME
YOUR AUTOPSY VIDEO
AFTER ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  HA! SEE YA, DIB!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  PITY FOR YOU, MAN.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  AH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  GIR! HELP ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  YES, SIR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  GET ME OUT OF HERE
NOW, GIR! NOW!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  OKEE DOKEE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
AHHHH!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  AAAHHHH...!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  GOOD WORK, GIR.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  QUICK! GET IN THE HOUSE,
GIR! HURRY!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  WELCOME HOME, SON.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  YOUR LITTLE TRICKS
WON'T FOOL ME, ZIM.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  OH, YOUR FRIEND'S
AT THE WINDOW.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  AND IF YOU CAN,
THIS'LL WAIT FOREVER!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  I'VE BEEN PREPARING
FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  OK—I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW
AND—PREPARE SOME MORE!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  BUT I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  AND FROM HERE
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  I FEEL GOOD
ABOUT HOW TODAY WENT.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  TO THE DEPTHS
OF THE OCEANS...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  INCOMING TRANSMISSIONS
FROM...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  EARTH.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  WHAT IS... EARTH?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  INVADER ZIM
REPORTING, SIRS.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  THE MISSION GOES WELL.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  BUT SURELY YOU EXPECTED
THAT FROM ME.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  ZIM—YOU'RE ALIVE?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  YES, SO VERY ALIVE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  AND FULL OF GOO,
MISSION GOO.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  DON'T BE SURPRISED
IF I TAKE CARE OF THE HUMANSCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  BEFORE THE ARMADA
EVEN GETS HERE.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  WELL, I'VE MUCH WORK TO DO,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  SO—INVADER ZIM
SIGNING OFF.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEONCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  OH, COOL.Copy !req