1. The turning has started early.Copy !req
2. Another must join our ranks.Copy !req
3. The dark initiation is nigh.Copy !req
4. Sweet baby Jesus.Copy !req
5. The corn made a picture!Copy !req
6. The time has come.Copy !req
7. The time has come.
The time has come.Copy !req
8. The time has come. The time has come.Copy !req
9. The time has come.Copy !req
10. The time has come…Copy !req
11. - …for year-end bonus o'clock!Copy !req
12. - Great news, guys.Copy !req
13. I know I can be
a real cabal-buster sometimes.Copy !req
14. But the numbers are in,Copy !req
15. and we have finished
this year's missions in record time.Copy !req
16. So these gifts are from J.R.
to express his thanks.Copy !req
17. Ooh, what's it gonna be?
A private island?Copy !req
18. Please be the nuclear codes.Copy !req
19. - Tote bags? Again? Son of a bitch!Copy !req
20. I don't need a bag to carry shit.Copy !req
21. I got six fucking arms.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
22. Wait. There could be
a check inside of it or…Copy !req
23. …a commemorative tinfoil hat.Copy !req
24. That's just actual garbage.Copy !req
25. - Oh man.
Oh my God.Copy !req
26. - I want gifts.
Guys. Hey, guys.Copy !req
27. You know what? You're right.Copy !req
28. You do deserve more than tote bags.
I'm taking this to J.R.Copy !req
29. Give it to him!
Yeah, girl!Copy !req
30. J.R., my team has worked harder than ever
to deliver on our missions, and—Copy !req
31. And it has finally paid off!Copy !req
32. After a lifetime of kissing every ass
up the ass ladder,Copy !req
33. I have finally become top ass!Copy !req
34. The Robes are initiating me
into the Shadow Board!Copy !req
35. - Wow, very Hogwarts.Copy !req
36. And there's blood on my hands.Copy !req
37. Join the club.Copy !req
38. All my life,
I've had a humble dreamCopy !req
39. to be the most rich
and powerful person in the universe.Copy !req
40. And now it's happening,Copy !req
41. and I want you to be the next CEO.Copy !req
42. Oh my God.Copy !req
43. - I'm gonna run Cognito?Copy !req
44. I thought this day would never come!
I'm so unprepared.Copy !req
45. Yeah, are you gripping a binder
called Reagan's Inevitable Takeover?Copy !req
46. Wow.Copy !req
47. This is so much to take in.
I feel like celebrating.Copy !req
48. Ooh, you wanna disappear someone
for funsies?Copy !req
49. It's hilarious. They get sent
to Shadow prison and erased from history.Copy !req
50. I should probably wait at least a week
before going mad with power.Copy !req
51. Ah, you remind me
of when I had more hair and values.Copy !req
52. - You want my advice?Copy !req
53. - You gotta be ruthless to run this place.Copy !req
54. Once you're actually sitting
in this chair, everything changes.Copy !req
55. With all due respect, sir,
that's what I'm counting on.Copy !req
56. - Hell yeah, Mole-Man!Copy !req
57. What up, 3Pac?Copy !req
58. Stem Cell Steve, have you gotten younger?Copy !req
59. That's what I do.Copy !req
60. What up, Deep State?Copy !req
61. Today I control you!Copy !req
62. Well, this will go well.Copy !req
63. Dad, I've got some good news
and some good booze.Copy !req
64. - Ah! Intruder!
- Ow! Ooh, Rea— Kiddo! Kiddo, it's me!Copy !req
65. Whoa. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
66. I wanted to surprise you
for your promotionCopy !req
67. by cleaning up the place.Copy !req
68. I almost got my vomit stains
out of your diploma.Copy !req
69. Wow, that's weirdly thoughtful of you.Copy !req
70. Hey, Dad, can I run a work problem by you?Copy !req
71. Are you kidding?
I was a work problem for years. Shoot.Copy !req
72. Do you think, in order to be a CEO,
I have to be a ruthless psycho like J.R.?Copy !req
73. Fuck J.R., Reagan.Copy !req
74. You've been preparing for this job
since you were six years old.Copy !req
75. I'm proud of myself for raising you.Copy !req
76. So by the transitive process,
you're saying you're proud of me.Copy !req
77. Eh, something like that.Copy !req
78. Aw, Dad. Distant hug.Copy !req
79. Ah.Copy !req
80. - Yeah, how's that?
- It's something.Copy !req
81. It's tolerable.Copy !req
82. Today, I finally leave Cognito Inc.
and ascend to the Shadow Board.Copy !req
83. I want you to know I love you allCopy !req
84. like a random group of peopleCopy !req
85. I was contractually required
to spend 40 hours a week with.Copy !req
86. To quote Christian Bale's meltdown
on the set of Terminator Salvation,Copy !req
87. "We are done professionally."Copy !req
88. Thank you, and enjoy the shrimp.Copy !req
89. Today, a new dawn is dawning.Copy !req
90. Look, let's get real.Copy !req
91. This company has been
an old boys' club for years.Copy !req
92. I mean, really old.Copy !req
93. - You take that back.Copy !req
94. For far too long, this company
has run on lies, selfishness,Copy !req
95. and a lust for money
that borders on the sexual.Copy !req
96. Hell yeah!Copy !req
97. Well, no more.Copy !req
98. - I present Cognito 2.0.Copy !req
99. We're gonna make the world a better place,Copy !req
100. starting with chairs
with improved neck supportCopy !req
101. for our Easter Island population…Copy !req
102. - Oh, very ergonomic.Copy !req
103. …to increased media spending
for the subliminal messages that matter.Copy !req
104. Recycle.
Health care is a right. Delete Twitter.Copy !req
105. I even created an ethics botCopy !req
106. to ensure that our missions
are morally acceptable.Copy !req
107. Congratulations, Cognito Inc.
You are 51% not evil.Copy !req
108. - Booyah!Copy !req
109. But best of all, no more shitty tote bags.Copy !req
110. Task force, you're getting crew jackets.Copy !req
111. Ah! It's me. I'm on a jacket.Copy !req
112. I'm so excited I can't breathe.Copy !req
113. Huh, jackets?Copy !req
114. Unlike these chumps,
my loyalty isn't for sale.Copy !req
115. Oh, I also upgraded
Myc's weird jerk-off machineCopy !req
116. so we can milk all six tentacles at once.Copy !req
117. Slay me, mushroom daddy.Copy !req
118. I would both kill and die for you.Copy !req
119. Reagan, 2024.Copy !req
120. Reagan! Reagan!Copy !req
121. Hell yeah! My best friend is my boss.Copy !req
122. This is gonna be so uncomplicated.Copy !req
123. Whoo!Copy !req
124. Finally, it's gonna be
a Deep State you can trust.Copy !req
125. Trust no one.
There's been a security breach!Copy !req
126. Shit! Crapping-ass! Damn it!
Pants full of fucking shit!Copy !req
127. There's a mole in our midst.Copy !req
128. They've broken in
and stolen the unspoken file.Copy !req
129. What's the unspoken file?Copy !req
130. The one we don't speak about.
You got a brain under that hot face?Copy !req
131. It's the master dossierCopy !req
132. of every conspiracy
we have ever committed.Copy !req
133. If that gets exposed,
the whole company goes down.Copy !req
134. Someone here is trying to personally
fuck me over, and I won't have it.Copy !req
135. If the Robes find out about this,
the only place I'll be promoted toCopy !req
136. is Shadow prison X.Copy !req
137. The place we disappear people toCopy !req
138. that's so secret
even we don't know where it is?Copy !req
139. That's where we sent
the third Olsen triplet.Copy !req
140. Pour one out for Stacey May Olsen.Copy !req
141. Okay, let's just all stay calm
and be reasonable about this.Copy !req
142. I'm filling the atrium
with sharks trained in Krav Maga!Copy !req
143. I'm going to my coronation ceremony
come hell or shark water.Copy !req
144. Reagan, you wanted to be boss.
Here's your first task.Copy !req
145. Find the mole by end of day,Copy !req
146. or I'm disappearing every one of you!Copy !req
147. Oh, and Reagan, congrats on the promotion.Copy !req
148. Thank you.Copy !req
149. I hope you survive yours as well.Copy !req
150. Hey, Cognito.Copy !req
151. It's your new CEO here,
thanking you for your cooperationCopy !req
152. with this whole friendly,
mandatory screening.Copy !req
153. Warrantless searches
are unethical.Copy !req
154. - Okay, Reagan, no pressure.Copy !req
155. You have ten hours to find the mole,
or everyone dies.Copy !req
156. This job is my dream.
I will not give up on my utopia.Copy !req
157. I can't go to Shadow prison X.Copy !req
158. I created all their torture devicesCopy !req
159. with the express understanding
I'd never have to experience them.Copy !req
160. Okay, whoever did this
wanted to take down J.R.Copy !req
161. and didn't care about the fallout.
But why?Copy !req
162. Who in this company
would be such an asshole?Copy !req
163. Oh, come on.Copy !req
164. No, there's
only one truly vengeful traitorCopy !req
165. in the building,Copy !req
166. and I know because it's basically
all he talks about.Copy !req
167. It is not. Besides, I can't be your mole.Copy !req
168. I've been trapped in a glass tomb
for a reason we've all forgotten.Copy !req
169. Attempted global genocide?Copy !req
170. Do us all a favor,
build a bridge and get over it.Copy !req
171. Am I right, folks?Copy !req
172. This guy is a pistol.
Why don't we hang out more, man?Copy !req
173. His casing is intact.Copy !req
174. There's no way
he could've stolen the file.Copy !req
175. Ah, but I saw on the security logCopy !req
176. that J.R.'s door was opened at midnight
by someone with department-head clearance.Copy !req
177. Wait, but wouldn't that mean
that the mole would have to be…Copy !req
178. Someone in this room.Copy !req
179. Drama.Copy !req
180. It's fine, J.R.,
the Robes don't know about the leak.Copy !req
181. Don't lose it.
Just schmooze it.Copy !req
182. - Oh, hello!Copy !req
183. How's my favorite Shadow Council doing?Copy !req
184. You cryptic bastards
still keeping it shady, or what?Copy !req
185. Hello, J.R.Copy !req
186. We've been watching you.Copy !req
187. So is this
where we're doing my, uh, robe ceremony?Copy !req
188. We didn't bring you here
to give you a robe, J.R.Copy !req
189. Ah, okay, you caught me.Copy !req
190. Look, I can explain!Copy !req
191. We brought you
to compete to the death for one.Copy !req
192. So this isn't Shadow prison?Copy !req
193. No, it's an insidious mazeCopy !req
194. filled with deadly traps
and sinister creations.Copy !req
195. Wow.Copy !req
196. What a diabolical twist.Copy !req
197. You guys are good!Copy !req
198. I love the decor, by the way.Copy !req
199. May the first person
to exit the maze win.Copy !req
200. Let the games begin.Copy !req
201. Okay, crusty old guy, crusty old guy…Copy !req
202. J.R. Scheimpough,
the most entitled person I know,Copy !req
203. and I've had Tom Cruise
jump on my furniture.Copy !req
204. Well, well, well. Oprah. Hey, how are
things over at the Illuminati, by the way?Copy !req
205. You still tryin' to scramble up
to the top of that greasy pyramid?Copy !req
206. You're not
the only rich sociopathCopy !req
207. I'm going to leapfrog
on my way to the top.Copy !req
208. Ah!Copy !req
209. I knew God didn't exist. Ow!Copy !req
210. It's too many snakes.Copy !req
211. Booby-trap floor. That's cute.Copy !req
212. You seem calm for a man
who's one puzzle away from certain peril.Copy !req
213. A maze is just a building full of lies
designed to make everyone miserable.Copy !req
214. I've been running one of those
for 40 years.Copy !req
215. Okay, we're still a team,
except for the one of us that's not.Copy !req
216. Can't Myc just tell us who did it?Copy !req
217. My, uh, psychic powers
are tapped out.Copy !req
218. I might have gone a little overboard
test-driving Reagan's new spank tank.Copy !req
219. That sounds like
something a leaker would say.Copy !req
220. Look, he's leaking right now.Copy !req
221. You're quick to point a flipper.Copy !req
222. I say Glenn's the mole.
His backstory doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
223. He's a human who became a dolphin,Copy !req
224. but his last name
has always been Dolphman?Copy !req
225. - I'm calling bullshit.
I have an idea.Copy !req
226. Maybe we can share the blame equally,Copy !req
227. like best bros.Copy !req
228. You'd love that. Maybe Brett's the mole,Copy !req
229. and he did this to force all of us
to be best buddies in prison forever!Copy !req
230. Everybody calm down.Copy !req
231. Don't forget, this is Cognito 2.0.
I'm gonna solve this humanely.Copy !req
232. None of us have left the building,Copy !req
233. so the unspoken file
hasn't left the building.Copy !req
234. We'll search office by office.Copy !req
235. We find the file, we find the mole.Copy !req
236. - It's every Mothman for himself!Copy !req
237. That's right, I'm taking all the lamps!Copy !req
238. Social order is breaking down!Copy !req
239. Well, Brett's creepily clean.Copy !req
240. Is that an entire drawer of Purell?Copy !req
241. Mm-hmm. That's some American Psycho shit.Copy !req
242. I'm a blank slate,
and I have nothing to hide.Copy !req
243. Ooh.Copy !req
244. He's got a wire.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
245. My hunch about you from day one was right.Copy !req
246. You're some kind of sleeper agent
created in a lab by Abercrombie.Copy !req
247. Quick, test his reflexes.
- Ow! Ah!Copy !req
248. Guys, okay, I can explain.Copy !req
249. - This is my audio journal.Copy !req
250. Dear diary,
how are you? I'm Brett.Copy !req
251. Sometimes I wonder,
do trees have feelings?Copy !req
252. My therapist recommended that I keep oneCopy !req
253. because I feel
emotionally gaslit by you guys, a lot.Copy !req
254. Scan complete. Area cleared.Copy !req
255. Look, search all you want.Copy !req
256. The only thing you'll find looking through
my personal possessions is jealousy.Copy !req
257. Jealousy and dozens
of rejected job applicationsCopy !req
258. to work for the Illuminati?Copy !req
259. Maybe you sold out J.R.Copy !req
260. in exchange for a cushy new gig
with Oprah at our rival company.Copy !req
261. You're leaving us, Gigi?Copy !req
262. Dear diary, abandonment issues
rearing their ugly head again.Copy !req
263. That's none of your goddamn business.Copy !req
264. If I wanted J.R. canceled,
I'd have done it with a tweet.Copy !req
265. I got cancel tweets
locked and loaded for all y'all,Copy !req
266. so watch your ass.Copy !req
267. Did someone already ransack
Andre's office?Copy !req
268. What? No.Copy !req
269. This is how I keep my office.Copy !req
270. Or did you destroy your lab
in a fit of rageCopy !req
271. after J.R. refused
to let the FDA approve your truth serum?Copy !req
272. Look, I'm hooked on truth serum, okay?
Regular drugs don't work anymore.Copy !req
273. The only thing
that gives me a rush are harsh truths.Copy !req
274. Harsh truths?Copy !req
275. If you survive 40,
I hope you find peace with yourself.Copy !req
276. Yes! Harsher.Copy !req
277. Oh God, he's enjoying this.Copy !req
278. I'm no traitor. You can cavity-search me
if you want. Go ahead.Copy !req
279. What's inside the vault?Copy !req
280. Hmm. Nothing.Copy !req
281. - No, no, no, no!Copy !req
282. What the hell?Copy !req
283. A wig? Fidget spinners?Copy !req
284. A secret identity!Copy !req
285. You're a double agent with double chins!Copy !req
286. I am not!Copy !req
287. The truth is,
I've been working undercover at GeorgetownCopy !req
288. under the alias of 19-year-old
liberal arts major Chad Dallas.Copy !req
289. Only thing Chad loves more
than vaping on his electronic cigarettesCopy !req
290. is signing up his fellow teens
to become drone pilotsCopy !req
291. for the US military.Copy !req
292. Thanks, bros.Copy !req
293. Sacrificing yourself to the state is bae.Copy !req
294. Area cleared.
- Booyah! Exonerated.Copy !req
295. Well, I guess that's everyone.Copy !req
296. It's Myc then.Copy !req
297. Myc's the goddamn mole.Copy !req
298. Ah! It's not me.
Unethical.Copy !req
299. - Unethical.
- Whoa, Reagan. A little timeout.Copy !req
300. Ah!Copy !req
301. You are acting
cheugy right now, Reagan.Copy !req
302. Things are, uh, getting
a little heated in there, Ray-dawg.Copy !req
303. How does running
this company ethically helpCopy !req
304. if I can't even find one lousy mole?Copy !req
305. Maybe the mole isn't one of our friends.Copy !req
306. I guess I'm just
an atrium half full kind of guy,Copy !req
307. but I think they're telling the truth.Copy !req
308. That's it, Brett, truth.
I know how we're gonna find the mole.Copy !req
309. We're gonna slip those shady bastards
a little of Andre's truth serum.Copy !req
310. Whoa, Reagan,
doesn't that seem a little—Copy !req
311. Unethical. Unethical.
Uneth—Copy !req
312. In a perfect world,
we wouldn't have to drug our friendsCopy !req
313. to avoid being eaten by sharks.Copy !req
314. But we live in America in the 2020s,Copy !req
315. and all bets are off.Copy !req
316. It's time for you
to stop thinking with your heartCopy !req
317. and start thinking with your head.Copy !req
318. But…Copy !req
319. For the gang.Copy !req
320. Okay, let's drug our friends
to save our friends.Copy !req
321. Let's see, we've got a pharaoh, Aristotle…Copy !req
322. Ronald McDonald? Was he a real guy?Copy !req
323. - Can a god become a man?Copy !req
324. Look, let's skip the banter
till after I'm a Robe and you're dead.Copy !req
325. No, you simple sentient forehead.Copy !req
326. You're going to get me that robe.Copy !req
327. And why would I do that?Copy !req
328. 'Cause Cognito has a mole.Copy !req
329. And unless you want the Robes to know
you can't keep your house clean,Copy !req
330. you're going to do
exactly what Oprah tells you.Copy !req
331. Goddamn it.Copy !req
332. Fine. But only because
you gave me a car that one time.Copy !req
333. Out of curiosity, how the hell
did you find out about the leak?Copy !req
334. Let's just say your extraction teamCopy !req
335. was looking
for new employment opportunities.Copy !req
336. Is this about me
using them as a death squad?Copy !req
337. Goddamn millennials
just won't put the work in.Copy !req
338. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
339. I said things would be different
with me as CEO.Copy !req
340. If we go down, we go down together.Copy !req
341. A toast to the best group
of coconspirators anyone could ask for.Copy !req
342. Huh. I have a weird urge to tell someone
whatever the opposite of a lie is.Copy !req
343. Wh… what is that called again?Copy !req
344. That's because I put
Andre's truth serum in your drinks.Copy !req
345. I prefer tru-fied. It's more playful.Copy !req
346. Now you're all gonna talk.Copy !req
347. - Gigi, are you the mole?
- No!Copy !req
348. Then why were you applying
to join the Illuminati?Copy !req
349. Because they're the Prada
of secret societies,Copy !req
350. and you all ignore me.Copy !req
351. I don't think any of you
even know what my damn last name is.Copy !req
352. I wanna say Luigi?Copy !req
353. Gigi Luigi?Copy !req
354. I'm gonna kick whatever you have
instead of an ass.Copy !req
355. This is good.
We're talking, letting out our truths.Copy !req
356. Myc, are you the mole?Copy !req
357. Hell no.
But we're telling the truth?Copy !req
358. Well, I got some truth bombs for you.Copy !req
359. I've been in your minds all year.Copy !req
360. I know all your dirty little secrets.Copy !req
361. Gigi hooked up with Andre
at the company Christmas party.Copy !req
362. Brett thinks Reagan's mom is hot.Copy !req
363. Reagan has a Carl Sagan fetish,Copy !req
364. and Glenn has had sex dreams
about all of us.Copy !req
365. - Oh my gosh!
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
366. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
367. Damn you, mushroom!Copy !req
368. This is why I've been secretly trying
to get your fungal ass deportedCopy !req
369. back to the center of the Earth.Copy !req
370. - You've been trying to deport Myc?Copy !req
371. Dolphin versus mushroom.
This is like watching Planet Earth.Copy !req
372. Shut your bong hole, Tommy Chong.Copy !req
373. Everyone here just uses you to get drugs,
and you're definitely the mole.Copy !req
374. I… I'm not the mole.
I'm not even a real doctor.Copy !req
375. I flunked out of med school my first year.Copy !req
376. My PhD is photoshopped
from an episode of Doc McStuffins.Copy !req
377. Andre, you did my dolphin surgery.Copy !req
378. You literally said the words,Copy !req
379. "Trust me, I'm a doctor."Copy !req
380. That's just a turn of phrase.Copy !req
381. "I'm a doctor."Where's the beef?"Copy !req
382. "Gigi, I wasn't kind of frightened
by our sexual encounter."Copy !req
383. Hey!Copy !req
384. You know what?Copy !req
385. If J.R. wants to kill me,
tell him to go ahead and try it.Copy !req
386. Hidden weapons!Copy !req
387. Stop! Stop!
Reagan, the truth is tearing us apart.Copy !req
388. It doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
389. It's not like some other perfect suspect
is gonna just, like, fall out of the sky.Copy !req
390. What?Copy !req
391. - What the entire fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
392. Look, I know what this looks like.Copy !req
393. I'm a former disgruntled employeeCopy !req
394. mysteriously sneaking
into a company I swore "vengeance" on.Copy !req
395. However, you know, fucking—Copy !req
396. Man, this one really got away from me.Copy !req
397. Point is, #Randlnnocent.Copy !req
398. It all makes sense! Rand hates J.R.Copy !req
399. Conclusions jumped. Hand over the file.Copy !req
400. Dad, I want the truth, and if you lie,Copy !req
401. I swear I will have Bear-o
smother you physically and emotionally.Copy !req
402. Truth is, I just snuck in this morningCopy !req
403. to bring you a little surprise
on your big day.Copy !req
404. Well, it used to be cupcakes,Copy !req
405. but I got lost in the vents
and started boredom eatingCopy !req
406. listening to you assholes
Agatha Christie each other.Copy !req
407. But you're banned from the company.
How do you have clearance?Copy !req
408. - I borrowed Reagan's.Copy !req
409. He's got the motive.
He's got department-head clearance.Copy !req
410. Feed him to the sharks.Copy !req
411. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
412. Let's not make
any rash decisions here, guys.Copy !req
413. Guys, wait. Wait.Copy !req
414. The file has been gone for hours,
and it still hasn't been leaked.Copy !req
415. It's like whoever did this just wanted
to turn this team against each other.Copy !req
416. And take this in the best way possible,Copy !req
417. my dad just doesn't care about you guys.Copy !req
418. It's true.
I don't even know most of your names.Copy !req
419. Reagan, I try to give everyone
the benefit of the doubt,Copy !req
420. but what's more likely,
that this was done by one of our gangCopy !req
421. or that it was done by your dad,
who's a psychopath alcoholic?Copy !req
422. I know him, Brett.
He is an asshole, but he's got a good—Copy !req
423. Heart? What did you say
about listening to your heart?Copy !req
424. Ethical conundrum detected.Copy !req
425. Who to trust,
your work family or your real family?Copy !req
426. You know, lording
your ethical superiority over people,Copy !req
427. it's not very ethical.Copy !req
428. Ethics aren't ethical?Copy !req
429. Error.
Moral relativism detected. Error.Copy !req
430. We can still find the mole,
save your job and this office.Copy !req
431. It's him or us, Reagan.Copy !req
432. Hand over your dad.Copy !req
433. Sorry, Brett.Copy !req
434. Bear-o.Copy !req
435. Does Reagan need a hug?Copy !req
436. Dad, jump!
That's my girl.Copy !req
437. Reagan, no.Copy !req
438. #Randlnnocent.Copy !req
439. Oh no, they don't.Copy !req
440. - Come on, I know where we can hide out.
- What?Copy !req
441. Oh my gosh. Is there
a secret tunnel in the Mayan calendar?Copy !req
442. How do we have shit like that
but no paid maternity leave?Copy !req
443. - We gotta follow them.
- Into that shark-infested water?Copy !req
444. Watch out. I'm about to open a can
of dolphin-safe whoop-ass.Copy !req
445. - Ah, thanks for saving me, kiddo.
- Do not make me regret this.Copy !req
446. We have to prove that you're right,
or we're all getting fired,Copy !req
447. disappeared, and/or eaten by sharks.
Kind of a stakes overkill.Copy !req
448. - Yeah, a lot of redundant stakes.
- Stakes a-poppin'.Copy !req
449. And, uh, where the hell are we?Copy !req
450. Behind here is a surveillance feed
of the entire office.Copy !req
451. I built it during the height
of the cocaine crisisCopy !req
452. to weed out any squares.Copy !req
453. This is how we're gonna find that mole.Copy !req
454. You built a secret surveillance state
within a secret surveillance state?Copy !req
455. Ain't she pretty?Copy !req
456. Back in my day,
the cameras never stopped rolling,Copy !req
457. and the fear flowed like wine.Copy !req
458. Ah.Copy !req
459. I wish I could go back
for the steady stream of groveling alone.Copy !req
460. - Kiddo?Copy !req
461. I thought I was gonna be
different from J.R.Copy !req
462. On my first day, I had to drug my teamCopy !req
463. and ride a robot bear
through a shark tank.Copy !req
464. Don't forget you made
a morality robot self-destruct.Copy !req
465. Maybe I'm… maybe I'm not cut out for this.Copy !req
466. Hey, you made it further
than your old man.Copy !req
467. If I'd gotten
complete control of the company,Copy !req
468. I'd have spent my first morning,
I don't know,Copy !req
469. disappearing anybody
your mom's ever datedCopy !req
470. and just killing people for fun.Copy !req
471. Be a dear and access
the surveillance tapes.Copy !req
472. Daddy's gonna rustle up
some black cherry Tab.Copy !req
473. Welcome to the final room.Copy !req
474. One door rings true, one door spells doom.Copy !req
475. Choose a Robe's most favorite beastCopy !req
476. to ride to your coronation feast.Copy !req
477. Last trap, J.R.Copy !req
478. A Robe's most favorite beast.Copy !req
479. It's the bull.Copy !req
480. You wouldn't be tricking me
into mortal danger, would you?Copy !req
481. Why, I'd have to be a complete snake
to do something like that.Copy !req
482. Good point.Copy !req
483. - Once a liar, always a liar.Copy !req
484. Now, to accept my robe
and have you banished to a black site.Copy !req
485. - Ah!Copy !req
486. You're right, Oprah. I'm a liar,Copy !req
487. which is why
the only way I could deceive youCopy !req
488. was to tell the truth.Copy !req
489. You truth-telling son of a bitch.
How did you know the answer?Copy !req
490. The Robes love a bull market.Copy !req
491. And I should know. I'm about to be one!Copy !req
492. Jesus, I've seen potato clocks
with more RAM.Copy !req
493. Reagan, we know you're in there!
- Guys, we need some time to find the mole.Copy !req
494. I don't wanna hurt anyone.Copy !req
495. You already have, Reagan.
You already have!Copy !req
496. I'm gonna need something to hold them off.Copy !req
497. Dad, is there anything in hereCopy !req
498. that is not a computer
the size of a house?Copy !req
499. The animatronic cryptids.
Our first generation of conspiraciesCopy !req
500. just had that charm
of practical effects, huh?Copy !req
501. Freedom!Copy !req
502. - Try me, dolphin.Copy !req
503. You don't know who you're fucking with.
I'm the man who killed disco.Copy !req
504. - Go for the jugular, Reagan.Copy !req
505. Show no mercy.Copy !req
506. Dad, these are my friends.Copy !req
507. I'm Brett's emergency contact.Copy !req
508. Maybe he could call you
after you murder him.Copy !req
509. I'm not murdering anyone!Copy !req
510. I am not that kind of boss!Copy !req
511. I'm the mole.Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. I mean, not really.Copy !req
514. But we're all about to die
because we can't find the mole.Copy !req
515. I have to take this one for the teamCopy !req
516. so there can be a team.Copy !req
517. Take me to Shadow prison.Copy !req
518. - Reagan, no, sweetie.
- There's gotta be another option.Copy !req
519. Well, I can't choose
between my family and my friends.Copy !req
520. I'm choosing to be a good boss
the only way I know how.Copy !req
521. The surveillance footage.Copy !req
522. You'll see I wasn't the mole.Copy !req
523. The mole was…Copy !req
524. Holy shit.Copy !req
525. Bear-o's the mole?Copy !req
526. It's okay, Reagan.Copy !req
527. Do you need a hug?Copy !req