1. Trouble on the horizon today,
as believers in the flat-Earth theoryCopy !req
2. protested outside
the National Air and Space Museum.Copy !req
3. Ah!Copy !req
4. The Earth's not round! It is flat!Copy !req
5. We are here to protest that!Copy !req
6. My God, this flat-Earth nonsense.Copy !req
7. Why do conspiracies keep getting stupider?Copy !req
8. If they only knew the obvious truth.Copy !req
9. The Earth isn't flat. It's hollowCopy !req
10. and filled with mole people, sea monsters,
and that family from Land of the Lost.Copy !req
11. They don't know
about the mole people?Copy !req
12. This is what happens
when schools cut science funding.Copy !req
13. Sad.Copy !req
14. You fail me again, and I find out
where your family lives.Copy !req
15. Florists, am I right?Copy !req
16. Thank God my mom's wedding is tonight.Copy !req
17. I'm so sick of planning this thing.Copy !req
18. Oh, I love weddings.Copy !req
19. They're a celebration of two souls
who got sick of dating apps and settled.Copy !req
20. That's the kicker.
My mom is getting married to herself.Copy !req
21. Oh,
that's two Tamikos on the invite.Copy !req
22. I just thought your mom was a lesbian
and I was racist.Copy !req
23. My mom marrying herselfCopy !req
24. is just another dramatic stunt
to piss off my dad.Copy !req
25. That's why I've been working
on an active cover-up.Copy !req
26. My dad finds out about this wedding,
it'll be total chaos.Copy !req
27. Well, the rest of us are stoked
for a cruise under the starsCopy !req
28. on J.R.'s super-yacht.Copy !req
29. Please, Brett, mega-yacht.
We have an on board horse track.Copy !req
30. And I volunteer to be security.Copy !req
31. I spent my own wedding doing
cavity searches of suspicious guests.Copy !req
32. Turns out we didn't even need a registry.Copy !req
33. See, Reagan? Weddings are magical.Copy !req
34. Stop worrying about your parents
and have some fun.Copy !req
35. Fun? You have no idea
what my parents are capable of.Copy !req
36. One of their arguments had a ripple effect
that caused the LA riots.Copy !req
37. I just need to get through this,Copy !req
38. 'cause as soon as we re-dock,
I'm on the next flight to Bora-Bora.Copy !req
39. Old Reagorino's gonna lay on a beachCopy !req
40. and enjoy having blood pressure
in the recommended range.Copy !req
41. Brett, a word.Copy !req
42. Despite my sunny demeanor,
I am not doing this for fun.Copy !req
43. My yacht is a money pit.Copy !req
44. The maintenance costs
are about to drag me down into the...Copy !req
45. 0.2%.Copy !req
46. No, J.R. Don't say that. No!Copy !req
47. My plan is to sell it
to one of the fat cats at the wedding,Copy !req
48. so I need you to stoke the firesCopy !req
49. by posing as a billionaire
who's interested in buying it.Copy !req
50. A solo mission?Copy !req
51. Yes. And if you pull this off,Copy !req
52. I will give you an enthusiastic "attaboy."Copy !req
53. J.R., that... that's too much.Copy !req
54. Anchors up at 4 p.m., guys. Don't be late.Copy !req
55. Everything needs to be perfect.Copy !req
56. Oh, you need a massage.Copy !req
57. Oh, her mind! The rage! The terror!Copy !req
58. Oh, we live on the edge of a knife!
This wedding could doom us all!Copy !req
59. BT-dubs, if anyone needs it,
I know how to do a bow tie.Copy !req
60. I saw your protest on the news.Copy !req
61. You really showed
those globalists who's boss.Copy !req
62. After years of being ridiculed
for our beliefs,Copy !req
63. it's so nice to have someone on our side
that's a respected scientistCopy !req
64. and not just a respected NBA player.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I'm choking on respect.Copy !req
66. Oh man, don't leave the house.
It's really coming down out there.Copy !req
67. I got us groceries
so we can stay inside all weekend.Copy !req
68. Reagan, meet the DC chapter
of the Flat Earth Society.Copy !req
69. They, uh, haven't seen a girl in a while.Copy !req
70. Why are you in a chat room
with a bunch of flat-earthers?Copy !req
71. A few years back, I made a bet with J.R.Copy !req
72. there was no idea so dumb that people
couldn't be made to believe it.Copy !req
73. So I spread the flat-Earth theory,
and it worked too well.Copy !req
74. Now I just egg them on to piss off J.R.Copy !req
75. Well, that sounds like a fun distraction
for the next 72 hours.Copy !req
76. Oh, an overnight mission?Copy !req
77. Oh my goodness,
looks like work all weekend for me.Copy !req
78. You stay here and get cozy. Okay, bye!Copy !req
79. So as I was saying,Copy !req
80. the true shape of the Earth
can be seen in this secret documentary,Copy !req
81. Bruce Almighty.Copy !req
82. - Oh, yeah, of course.
- Oh!Copy !req
83. All right, he bought the fake storm, boys,
so he's not going anywhere.Copy !req
84. All clear.
We intercepted the wedding invitation.Copy !req
85. Enjoy your mom's big day.Copy !req
86. Enjoy it?Copy !req
87. Welcome, everyone.Copy !req
88. Me and I thank you all
so much for coming.Copy !req
89. Mom, I need you upstairs in 20.Copy !req
90. Darling, must you wear
this hideous headset?Copy !req
91. The energy of the day is joy,
not fast-food drive-through.Copy !req
92. Mom, I'm basically at work here.
I need to stay on point.Copy !req
93. Just promise me you'll let go
and live a little.Copy !req
94. I'm not just doing this for me.Copy !req
95. You're not just marrying yourself
for yourself?Copy !req
96. I'm doing it for you too, darling.Copy !req
97. To show you how much better life can be
when you serve yourself.Copy !req
98. Anyway, serve our guests.Copy !req
99. Ugh.Copy !req
100. - Open your bags.
- Nothing bad in here.Copy !req
101. Just tons of illegal drugs.Copy !req
102. No problem, buddy.Copy !req
103. No! Oh God! No!Copy !req
104. Wow.Copy !req
105. Oh my God, I love you guys.Copy !req
106. Protocol is protocol.
This is a clean event.Copy !req
107. Uh, no worries.Copy !req
108. I'm as fun clean as I am wasted,
uh, just a little different.Copy !req
109. Huh, I've never seen you sober.Copy !req
110. This should be either interesting
or profoundly uninteresting.Copy !req
111. Either way, it's gonna be interesting!Copy !req
112. Put the helium down.Copy !req
113. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
114. Excuse me, sir,
I'm gonna have to ask you to step aside.Copy !req
115. Hey, buddy, I doCopy !req
116. the vaguely threatening requests
around here.Copy !req
117. Glenn, I hired my own security.Copy !req
118. With all these VIPs around,Copy !req
119. I... I needed someone in peak form.Copy !req
120. What do you mean, "peak form"?Copy !req
121. Oh!Copy !req
122. See? I just took out a waiter
from 30 feet.Copy !req
123. I'm combat-ready.Copy !req
124. Why don't you enjoy the partyCopy !req
125. and treat yourself
to a bucket of raw shrimp?Copy !req
126. The SS Atlas ShruggedCopy !req
127. is the yacht that made Bernie Sanders
vomit on live TV.Copy !req
128. But I find one on board vineyard limiting,
so I'm thinking of selling the old gal.Copy !req
129. You know, every month...Copy !req
130. Color me intrigued.Copy !req
131. Charmed to meet you all.Copy !req
132. I'm Joffrey Game of Thrones,
and these are my monocles.Copy !req
133. Brett, what are you doing?Copy !req
134. I told you to look like a billionaire,
not Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
135. I'm helping you sell the yacht.
I did a lot of character work.Copy !req
136. I'm a spoiled princeCopy !req
137. whose mom and dad
are actually brother and sister.Copy !req
138. Stop it!
Now, get out of that ridiculous costumeCopy !req
139. before you embarrass me in front of...Copy !req
140. Same-day delivery.Copy !req
141. Jeff Bezos.Copy !req
142. The richest man in the world.Copy !req
143. - What do you think of my yacht?
- Well, it's...Copy !req
144. Too expensive for you, I imagine.Copy !req
145. You aren't wearing any monocles at all.Copy !req
146. Now, I'm off to admire
the servant-thrashing quarters.Copy !req
147. Wait, your monocle hoarding intrigues me.Copy !req
148. I don't believe we've met, Mr...Copy !req
149. Please, call me Joffrey.Copy !req
150. Mister is the name of my uncle father.Copy !req
151. So, Dr. R, we took your advice,Copy !req
152. and we bought a boat to embark
on the first ever flat-Earth expedition.Copy !req
153. Do you have the coordinates
to the Earth's edge?Copy !req
154. Sure thing.
Latitude 5 degrees, 12 minutes,Copy !req
155. longitude 24 degrees, 46 minutes,Copy !req
156. and the Powerball is 12.Copy !req
157. Sandals? Who's going to Sandals?Copy !req
158. No one in this house likes fun.Copy !req
159. Flowers, cake,Copy !req
160. the smooth jazz grooves of Kenny G?Copy !req
161. My wife is getting remarried!Copy !req
162. Hmm. Hey, Harold,
did you say you have a boat?Copy !req
163. I've forgotten my Dramamine.Copy !req
164. - I didn't.
- Oh!Copy !req
165. Bear-o, serve rappers first,
royalty second.Copy !req
166. Glenn, anything to report?Copy !req
167. All quiet at the bar area.Copy !req
168. I've already lost my dignity.
This shrimp is all I have left.Copy !req
169. Suck my ass, Flipper!Copy !req
170. Okay, I survived being raised
by hardcore Christians.Copy !req
171. I can handle sobriety.Copy !req
172. Did I tell you guys
about my RPG tournament in high school?Copy !req
173. - It was...
- High-stakes Elder Scrolls.Copy !req
174. We know. You're the only personCopy !req
175. who tells the same bad story
over and over when they're not drunk.Copy !req
176. When I'm sober, my anxiety flares up.Copy !req
177. Shit! Piss! Boob! Gigi, you look stunning!Copy !req
178. The fuck?Copy !req
179. Sorry, so does my Tourette's.
But at least my OCD is under...Copy !req
180. One, two, three, four,
four, three, two, one.Copy !req
181. We need drugs, now.Copy !req
182. Thank you, Mr., uh, G.Copy !req
183. Everyone, the ceremony is about to begin.Copy !req
184. So hot. Looks like
the older version of my daughter.Copy !req
185. Please, please, be seated.Copy !req
186. Hello. Most of you
know me as Gwyneth Paltrow,Copy !req
187. but I'm also... "Tamiko's best friend."Copy !req
188. Mmm. Hugs.Copy !req
189. Today, we celebrate all the...Copy !req
190. I object!Copy !req
191. Drop the rings
and keep your lips where I can see 'em.Copy !req
192. Oh God!Copy !req
193. Who the hell...Copy !req
194. Oh jeez, you brought the flat-earthers?Copy !req
195. Dr. Ridley,
why are we on a wedding cruise?Copy !req
196. Where's the groom?
I'm gonna kick his dick in the ass.Copy !req
197. Ha! There is no groom, Rand.Copy !req
198. I'm marrying myself
to make a statement about empowerment.Copy !req
199. What the... You just did this
to get my attention, didn't you?Copy !req
200. God, that's so stupid, it's sexy.Copy !req
201. You narcissist,Copy !req
202. trying to make my wedding
to myself about you.Copy !req
203. Wow, I'm starting to see
why you're so fucked-up, Reagan.Copy !req
204. There are layers.Copy !req
205. Dad, you have to leave.Copy !req
206. Does this mean that we're not going
to the edge of the Earth?Copy !req
207. Aw!Copy !req
208. But I wore my best fanny pack.Copy !req
209. Okay, sirs, my father tricked you.Copy !req
210. He does not think that the Earth is flat.
He was just using you to get to our boat.Copy !req
211. You lied to us?Copy !req
212. But we were so close,Copy !req
213. like the North Pole and the South Pole.Copy !req
214. Oh, come on.Copy !req
215. You don't actually think
the Earth is flat, right?Copy !req
216. Of course I do.Copy !req
217. Why would YouTube lie to me?Copy !req
218. "Because that's
how they get rich?"Copy !req
219. I find that hard to believe.Copy !req
220. Look, if you agree to go,
then I'll let you in on a secret.Copy !req
221. The Earth is not flat,
but it is hollow.Copy !req
222. We put this cap on it to keep krakens
from eating people's boats.Copy !req
223. Enough!Copy !req
224. You sphere mongers have been talking downCopy !req
225. to us flat-earthers for years.Copy !req
226. Yeah!Copy !req
227. Well, no more.Copy !req
228. Oh no!Copy !req
229. They got guns?Copy !req
230. They're adult men
who still use chat rooms.Copy !req
231. Of course they have guns.Copy !req
232. Don't worry, they're just bluff...Copy !req
233. Oh my God, he just shot the bouncer!Copy !req
234. No more communication with the mainland.Copy !req
235. Look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
236. I'm the captain now.Copy !req
237. Hand over your wallets, cell phones,
and any spherical objects.Copy !req
238. Robots? Aliens? I knew it.Copy !req
239. It's the Deep State.
My theories are all correct.Copy !req
240. I'm not an alien.Copy !req
241. I'm a subterranean sentient mushroom
from a hive cluster...Copy !req
242. Okay, that's a lot to remember,
so you're an alien.Copy !req
243. Now which one of you IlluminatisCopy !req
244. is gonna tell me
where the edge of the Earth is?Copy !req
245. This is your fault.Copy !req
246. Everything you touch comes unglued.Copy !req
247. Our marriage, our child...Copy !req
248. Of course Reagan's screwed-up.Copy !req
249. She spent nine months inside of you.Copy !req
250. Fuck! Fuck! If I don't get
this situation under control,Copy !req
251. I'm gonna miss my flight to Bora-Bora.Copy !req
252. - What's going on?
- Glenn? Where are you?Copy !req
253. In a flesh prison
of my own making.Copy !req
254. We got boat-jacked by flat-Earth pirates.Copy !req
255. They're taking a stand about... Against...Copy !req
256. Uh... The purpose of the whole movement,
it's not really clear,Copy !req
257. but they are armed and uninformed!Copy !req
258. Uninvited guests?Copy !req
259. Not on my watch.Copy !req
260. Okay, there's an air vent
above the ballroom.Copy !req
261. Make your way to it.Copy !req
262. I think we have a shot
if we take these guys by surprise.Copy !req
263. All right, Glenn,Copy !req
264. the best way to prove you're not fat
is to kill people.Copy !req
265. Let's do this.Copy !req
266. - Okay, Glenn, I'm ready.
- Copy. Flipper is in the net.Copy !req
267. I can't believe I've been taken hostage
on my own yacht.Copy !req
268. This is unconscionable.Copy !req
269. Holding all these people
in a hot, stuffy room for hours on end,Copy !req
270. making us pee in bottles
with no paid sick leave.Copy !req
271. This is in no way ironic to me.Copy !req
272. Well, I, for one,
want to buy your yacht even moreCopy !req
273. now that it has the rich history
of a pirate takeover.Copy !req
274. What luxury.Copy !req
275. Here's your shit bucket.Copy !req
276. I'm having a panic attack.
I need to calm myself with calming noises.Copy !req
277. Scat, scat, scat! A-ooh, a-ooh!Copy !req
278. - Actually, uh, can you shoot me?
- Quiet!Copy !req
279. Someone tells me
how to get to the edge of the Earth,Copy !req
280. or a hostage dies every hour,Copy !req
281. starting with the richest man
in the world.Copy !req
282. Wh... what about Bezos?Copy !req
283. - He's the second-richest man.
- Second?Copy !req
284. Unless you've been lying.Copy !req
285. Even though we are both wealthy enoughCopy !req
286. that the actual number
is abstract and meaningless,Copy !req
287. and anyone in their right mind
would just pay their taxes,Copy !req
288. I am, in fact, the richer man.Copy !req
289. I accept my fate.Copy !req
290. Brett, what are you doing?Copy !req
291. If they kill Bezos,
he won't be able to buy your boat.Copy !req
292. Damn it, you beautiful, brave, simple man.Copy !req
293. Glenn, it's now or never.Copy !req
294. Almost there.
Just a few more feet.Copy !req
295. - Glenn?
- Uh, we have a problem.Copy !req
296. - What?
- We're gonna need a bigger boat.Copy !req
297. Damn it, I can't do this alone.Copy !req
298. Darling, you had months
to find a plus-one.Copy !req
299. Mom, can you please stop telling me
how to live my... life?Copy !req
300. I need some kind of distractionCopy !req
301. so I can fix the ship's radio
and call for help.Copy !req
302. - Can you guys help me out here?
- Have you read The Secret?Copy !req
303. We could try manifesting
a little positivity.Copy !req
304. Manifest my ass!Copy !req
305. Will you two shut up?Copy !req
306. If I wanted to listen to parents arguing,Copy !req
307. I would've stayed
in me and my mom's bedroom.Copy !req
308. Actually, they won't shut upCopy !req
309. unless you let my mom finish her weddingCopy !req
310. and lock my dad in a room downstairs.Copy !req
311. Ah shit.Copy !req
312. Do that, and I will take you
to the Earth's edge.Copy !req
313. Finally. All right, lock him up.Copy !req
314. Lock all our Deep State friends up.Copy !req
315. Please be seated. We gather here again.Copy !req
316. You okay, Bezos?Copy !req
317. No! Thanks to Joffrey,Copy !req
318. everyone thinks
I'm the second-richest man in the world.Copy !req
319. I've never been more humiliated.Copy !req
320. Uh, he saved your life.Copy !req
321. Well, his kindness is his weakness.Copy !req
322. I'm buying your boat and renaming itCopy !req
323. the SS Alexa Blue Origin
Whole Foods Fresh.Copy !req
324. Who wants an Echo Dot?Copy !req
325. You did it. Attaboy, Joffrey.Copy !req
326. And now for the exchange of the ring.Copy !req
327. Oh no! I forgot the ring!Copy !req
328. I'll be right back.Copy !req
329. Harold, do me a favor
and read Corinthians.Copy !req
330. Um... Uh, oh.Copy !req
331. "Love is patient, love is kind."Copy !req
332. "It does not envy,
it does not boast,Copy !req
333. it is not proud. It does not dishonor..."Copy !req
334. Hello. What do people
think is round but is actually flat?Copy !req
335. Uh, the Earth.Copy !req
336. No, your balls.Copy !req
337. Okay, just patch this baby up,
and everything will be back under control.Copy !req
338. And then Tamiko says
I never listen to herCopy !req
339. because I'm only focused on negativity,
chaos, and revenge.Copy !req
340. Or something like that.
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
341. Let's fuck these pirates up.
Who's with me?Copy !req
342. What am I even doing with my life?Copy !req
343. I work in a basement
with a mushroom and a dolphin. What?Copy !req
344. Where's the kid that wrote slam poetry?Copy !req
345. - I should've been a screenwriter.
- It's not that hard!Copy !req
346. Eh, beats listening to this.Copy !req
347. - We're in.
- I am in as well.Copy !req
348. Let's give these assholes
a latitude adjustment.Copy !req
349. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
350. "... it is not easily angered..."Copy !req
351. Stop. I can't do this.Copy !req
352. The energy is all wrong.Copy !req
353. See you 'round.Copy !req
354. Ha ha! Easy-peasy.Copy !req
355. Flat's all, folks!Copy !req
356. Celebrate curves!Copy !req
357. Jeff, this is all fixable.Copy !req
358. Screw that. Deal's off.Copy !req
359. If I wanted a sinking ship,
I'd buy another print newspaper.Copy !req
360. Yippee ki-yay,
mother-basement-dweller!Copy !req
361. Guys, I'm in the sunken place!Copy !req
362. There we go. Mayday, Mayday.
We've been hijacked by pirates.Copy !req
363. I've diffused the situation,
but we're gonna need backup.Copy !req
364. Roger that.
We have received your transmission.Copy !req
365. What are your coordinates?Copy !req
366. Motherfucker!Copy !req
367. Our coordinates are 40.3 north...Copy !req
368. What the fuck?Copy !req
369. I got ya, fucker!Copy !req
370. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
371. - Can't take your eyes off...
- Get off me!Copy !req
372. - Oh my God.
- Don't even look at me. You disgust me.Copy !req
373. Congratulations. It's total fucking chaos.
You know what, Mom?Copy !req
374. I am taking your advice,
and I am worrying about myself.Copy !req
375. Have fun solving your own problems.Copy !req
376. Time for my own me-rriage, dickwads.Copy !req
377. Oh no, you don't.Copy !req
378. Hold on...Copy !req
379. My flagella!Copy !req
380. You're taking me to the edge of the Earth,
one way or another.Copy !req
381. Look what you did.Copy !req
382. Mother's coming to save you.Copy !req
383. With what, veiled criticism?Copy !req
384. Are you serious?Copy !req
385. Are you serious?Copy !req
386. Are you serious?Copy !req
387. Are you serious?Copy !req
388. Are you serious?Copy !req
389. I'm serious. Drive.Copy !req
390. He's serious.Copy !req
391. I'm telling you, the Earth is not flat!
I made the whole thing up.Copy !req
392. You were gullible before.
Why can't you be gullible now?Copy !req
393. Brilliant, Rand.
Taunt the man with the gun.Copy !req
394. You got a better plan?Copy !req
395. I had a plan, but you guys ruined it,Copy !req
396. because all you ever do is hurt each otherCopy !req
397. and create a big ol' shitstorm
that rains down on me.Copy !req
398. So when do we get to the edge?Copy !req
399. Soon. We just have to maintain our headingCopy !req
400. of 140 degrees at 25 knots,Copy !req
401. which are specific coordinatesCopy !req
402. that we are going to, Glenn...
I mean, Harold.Copy !req
403. We gotta help Reagan.Copy !req
404. The radio's busted, the engine controls
are shot. What can we do?Copy !req
405. There was something
I could have done, my duty.Copy !req
406. I can still hear Reagan's voice now.Copy !req
407. Because she's talking
into your headset, Glenn.Copy !req
408. Again, our heading
is 140 degrees at 25 knots.Copy !req
409. Why is she going that way?
That just leads them out to the open sea.Copy !req
410. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
411. Sober Andre?Copy !req
412. Guess again. I found a sweet teenth
of psilocybin, and it just kicked in.Copy !req
413. That was not yours to lick.Copy !req
414. With Reagan's trajectory,Copy !req
415. combined with a tailwind of...Copy !req
416. seven and a half knots,Copy !req
417. she's taking them
to the portal to the Hollow Earth!Copy !req
418. Of course. She can't bring Harold
to the edge of the Earth,Copy !req
419. but she can make him think she is.Copy !req
420. Andre, this is your brain on drugs.Copy !req
421. Keep licking.Copy !req
422. Oh!Copy !req
423. MI6. Got your Mayday.Copy !req
424. Can we be of assistance?Copy !req
425. Yes. I need a satellite phone, stat.Copy !req
426. Cognito HQ. Open the Hollow Earth portal.Copy !req
427. Wait! When the ocean water
drains into the portal,Copy !req
428. it'll create a whirlpool
that will suck Reagan's boat in!Copy !req
429. Swim to Reagan! Swim like the wind!Copy !req
430. Sir, yes, sir.Copy !req
431. Godspeed, you buoyant monstrosity.Copy !req
432. Bruce Almighty.Copy !req
433. Welcome to the edge of flat Earth.Copy !req
434. It's true! It's really true!Copy !req
435. - Take that, empirical evidence!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
436. Uh, why are we drifting
towards that huge waterfall?Copy !req
437. Holy shit.Copy !req
438. So tired. Must use ocean powers.Copy !req
439. Seal Team Six,
head southeast on the double!Copy !req
440. Yes, sir!Copy !req
441. Hang on!Copy !req
442. Uh, Reagan, honey,
time to go full throttle.Copy !req
443. Yes! Yes! Keep going.Copy !req
444. I swear on my divorce lawyer's Maserati,
I will not die next to this asshole!Copy !req
445. Ah, you can make
an abyss feel claustrophobic.Copy !req
446. Will you shut up?Copy !req
447. Oh?Copy !req
448. You made it to the edge, Harold.
Yay! Let's go home.Copy !req
449. Home? No way. I wanna keep going.Copy !req
450. But you can't. It's the edge.Copy !req
451. Yeah, and when you go over it,Copy !req
452. it wraps around to the other side
of the Earth like in Pac-Man.Copy !req
453. Oh, I finally get to see Australia.Copy !req
454. Oh Jesus Christ.Copy !req
455. Harold, YouTube and Joe Rogan
are lying for your money and attention.Copy !req
456. Most conspiracies are just capitalism.Copy !req
457. Reagan, you fulfilled my life's dream.Copy !req
458. You don't have to come with me,
but I'm going to a land down under.Copy !req
459. Harold, wait.
Listen, this is not the Earth's edge.Copy !req
460. This is the portal to the Earth's core.Copy !req
461. Remember the sea monsters on old maps?Copy !req
462. They're down there!Copy !req
463. Pfft! Okay, what do I look like, an idiot?Copy !req
464. G'day, mate!Copy !req
465. Don't feel bad, darling.
He's in a better place now.Copy !req
466. Yeah, you'd... Come on, totally.Copy !req
467. Mole people are like four feet tall.
They'll treat him like he's a king.Copy !req
468. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
469. Just try not to fight
on the ride back, okay?Copy !req
470. It's the least you can do
for making me miss my flight.Copy !req
471. I'm sorry, Reagan.Copy !req
472. Our uncoupling
has been anything but conscious.Copy !req
473. And I'm tired of being the bitter ex.Copy !req
474. - Maybe it's time to bury the hatchet.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
475. We got our bride. We got a witness.Copy !req
476. The sunset is perfect right now.Copy !req
477. Tamiko, will you remarry me?Copy !req
478. No! No!Copy !req
479. No! Glenn!Copy !req
480. Hey, wait...Copy !req
481. Now that we took care of that,
Mom, do you take you to be your bride,Copy !req
482. to have and to hold,
in sickness and in healthCopy !req
483. for as long as you... both shall live?Copy !req
484. I do.Copy !req
485. By the power vested in me
by the Deep State,Copy !req
486. I now pronounce you spiritually renewed.Copy !req
487. You may kiss the you.Copy !req
488. I hear you handled yourself
quite famously with those pirates.Copy !req
489. Are you interested
in any other type of seaman?Copy !req
490. Normally, that'd be a "hell no,"Copy !req
491. but I have been inspired by my mom
to say yes to me, for once.Copy !req
492. And you have an accent.Copy !req
493. The Coast Guard said
they can tow your yacht in to shore.Copy !req
494. I got a better plan. Look.Copy !req
495. Is that a kraken?Copy !req
496. Hell yes.Copy !req
497. I'm about to collect
on my yacht insurance policy.Copy !req
498. Hey, has anyone seen Jeff Bezos?Copy !req
499. Is the fight over? Guys?Copy !req
500. This is why I don't allow bathroom breaks!Copy !req
501. I can't believe Jeff Bezos is dead,Copy !req
502. and right in his prime.Copy !req