1. Do you need a hug?Copy !req
2. Fucking what?Copy !req
3. This whole time Bear-o was the mole?Copy !req
4. Yeah, and conveniently not me.Copy !req
5. I call bullshit on this plot twist.
I still think it was Brett.Copy !req
6. What?Copy !req
7. Why would you do any of this?Copy !req
8. Steal the file? Shut down the company?Copy !req
9. Tank my promotion?Copy !req
10. My prime directive.Copy !req
11. Bear-o is supposed to make Reagan happy.Copy !req
12. I'm not unhappy, Bear-o. I'm just…Copy !req
13. How do you explain
resting bitch face to a robot?Copy !req
14. See, her neutral face looks pissed,Copy !req
15. but it doesn't mean that she's mad…Copy !req
16. …except for when she is mad,
which is usually.Copy !req
17. I've been watching you,Copy !req
18. and you are not happy.Copy !req
19. Look at your cortisol levels,Copy !req
20. your sleep patterns,Copy !req
21. your Adderall consumption.Copy !req
22. You're wasting your life
for a company you hate,Copy !req
23. with coworkers who want to kill you.Copy !req
24. I'm taking this place downCopy !req
25. so you can be free.Copy !req
26. Remember your life dream, Reagan?Copy !req
27. You were going to be a Lego astronautCopy !req
28. and get married on Mars to NSYNC.Copy !req
29. NSYNC? That was my dream
when I was eight years old.Copy !req
30. Leak file. Destroy Cognito.Copy !req
31. Better work-life balance.Copy !req
32. Happiness achieved.Copy !req
33. No, Bear-o.
I'm giving you new orders.Copy !req
34. Access key? Fuck. Uh…Copy !req
35. Try "password 123."Copy !req
36. - That's what I use for all my passwords.Copy !req
37. Why do we even have the NSA
when you make it so damn easy?Copy !req
38. Denied.Copy !req
39. Enough talk.Copy !req
40. I don't negotiate with bearorists.Copy !req
41. Holy shit, he did it.Copy !req
42. Glenn was useful!Copy !req
43. Dad, did you make Bear-o indestructible?Copy !req
44. What? Kids are always breaking shit.Copy !req
45. Recalculating.Copy !req
46. New directive.Copy !req
47. Bear-o must eliminate
the people making Reagan sad.Copy !req
48. - Everybody, run!Copy !req
49. Bear-o enjoys hide-and-seek.Copy !req
50. Fuck. If we don't get that shutdown code,
Bear-o will kill everyone.Copy !req
51. What the hell is it?Copy !req
52. I don't know.
I let you set it when you were eightCopy !req
53. because, of the two of us,
you seemed like the responsible one.Copy !req
54. Seriously?Copy !req
55. God, I'm sick of your issues.
Why don't you take your TerminatorCopy !req
56. and have him hunt down
psychiatric help for you?Copy !req
57. Hey, my dad was innocentCopy !req
58. and the only one here
who didn't turn on me.Copy !req
59. A lot of tension in the room,Copy !req
60. but how dope is it
that none of us were the mole, huh?Copy !req
61. The gang is back.Copy !req
62. You mean the one
that was Battle Royale-ing each otherCopy !req
63. 20 minutes ago?Copy !req
64. All it took was months
of constant near missesCopy !req
65. with the apocalypse for us to fall apart.Copy !req
66. Normally violence makes me horny,Copy !req
67. but this is too much.Copy !req
68. I need to do something
less toxic with my life,Copy !req
69. like run Michael Jackson's estate.Copy !req
70. - This is too much for me.Copy !req
71. You guys are quitting on me?Copy !req
72. We don't need
you low-IQ backstabbers anyway.Copy !req
73. Team Ridley can take it from here.Copy !req
74. I guess it's settled, then.Copy !req
75. Coworkers spotted.Copy !req
76. - Go. I'll cover you.Copy !req
77. Whoa!Copy !req
78. I'm not leaving.Copy !req
79. Reagan forever. Ride or die.Copy !req
80. Or possibly ride and die.Copy !req
81. Should… should I be writing out a will?Copy !req
82. I call dibs on his kidneys.Copy !req
83. How the hell am I gonna remember
that shutdown code?Copy !req
84. I've had a lot of blackouts, kids.Copy !req
85. Trust me when I say
the baggage is still there somewhere.Copy !req
86. Is there any sci-fi type of way
to access your childhood memories,Copy !req
87. like InceptionCopy !req
88. or like that South Park episode
that was a parody of Inception?Copy !req
89. - Wait, I got it.Copy !req
90. You know, back in the '80s,
I built a helmetCopy !req
91. to access Ronald Reagan's memoriesCopy !req
92. whenever he came down
with a case of "quiet dignity."Copy !req
93. We called it Project Jellybean,Copy !req
94. which is what he called
his dementia pills.Copy !req
95. - Would it still work?
- In theory.Copy !req
96. But we'd need a whole tank full
of psycho-conductive fluid to restart it.Copy !req
97. - And where the hell we gonna get—
Myc's tank!Copy !req
98. Ooh, a mind journey.
Man, I can't wait to reliveCopy !req
99. all our dopest moments together
in your brainCopy !req
100. with your fully exonerated father.Copy !req
101. Take a hike, J. Crew.
You're out of your depth.Copy !req
102. Look, I really messed up today
accusing your dad,Copy !req
103. and I wanna make it up to you.Copy !req
104. I…Copy !req
105. Sweetie, I know this guy is like
your emotional support dog or whatever,Copy !req
106. but he abandoned you
and tried to get me eaten by sharks.Copy !req
107. When you put it that way…Copy !req
108. Sorry, Brett, but I think
Team Ridley will handle this one.Copy !req
109. You be on guard duty, okay?Copy !req
110. - But, Reagan—
And don't touch anything.Copy !req
111. This is a science lab,
not a Dave & Buster's.Copy !req
112. All right, Dad, let's do
what no therapist has ever been able to,Copy !req
113. get inside my head.Copy !req
114. We find the password, shut down Bear-o,
and save the company.Copy !req
115. Corkboard? Red yarn?Copy !req
116. Oh no, it's a giant conspiracy board.Copy !req
117. Even in my brain, I'm a paranoid maniac
who shops at Michaels.Copy !req
118. What you're seeing
is a hypnagogic self-projectionCopy !req
119. of your own mind.Copy !req
120. It's how you see your own thoughts.Copy !req
121. - So these Polaroids are my memories?
Everyone's looks different.Copy !req
122. Mine was an alleyway with hobos
that all had the face of my father.Copy !req
123. Ugh.Copy !req
124. Point is, the stakes
are as high as the concept down here.Copy !req
125. If you stare too deep at your trauma,
you could go insane.Copy !req
126. We need to stay on course.Copy !req
127. Looks like my good memories are over here,Copy !req
128. my intrusive thoughts here…Copy !req
129. Hey,
should you stab your own hand?Copy !req
130. - C-c-could be interesting!Copy !req
131. Those creepy scribbly ones
are probably all my repressed shit.Copy !req
132. Jesus, that pile is huge.Copy !req
133. Eh, most of that is probably all the times
your mother talked about her yoni.Copy !req
134. Hey, it's that weaselly kid
who always came in after meCopy !req
135. at the science fair.Copy !req
136. - What was his name again?
- What, who cares? He's probably dead.Copy !req
137. God, it's on the tip of my— Whoa!Copy !req
138. Hey, hey, hey!
We shouldn't get distracted.Copy !req
139. Hey, glasses, what's your name?Copy !req
140. Uh, Orrin Carthwait.Copy !req
141. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
142. Holy shit, I remember.Copy !req
143. - Huh? Kid's name?
- Me asking.Copy !req
144. The old crazy lady
who came into my classroom that day.Copy !req
145. Oh my God, that how I remember myself?Copy !req
146. Okay, there's no telling what damage
altering my memories could do.Copy !req
147. We need to search for the shutdown code
in my Bear-o memories.Copy !req
148. All right, just gotta limber up.Copy !req
149. - Ooh.Copy !req
150. This one has Bear-o. Come on.Copy !req
151. Welcome to Jurassic party.Copy !req
152. Happy birthday, kiddo.Copy !req
153. - What are you gonna wish for?
- Friends?Copy !req
154. No. Wish to crush your enemies.
Right, honey?Copy !req
155. Wow, I feel confident about this marriage.Copy !req
156. No one came to my party,Copy !req
157. even though I made a velociraptor bot
to ride and everything.Copy !req
158. Chin up, kiddo. Friends are temporary.Copy !req
159. Murder bots are forever.Copy !req
160. Oh hey, look, sweetie,
someone actually showed up.Copy !req
161. Oh hey, say hello to Mr. Chompy.Copy !req
162. - Don't mind the squirrel guts.Copy !req
163. I'm too young to die!Copy !req
164. So just running back to the car
for a jacket or…Copy !req
165. Screw that loser kid.Copy !req
166. Ugh, why do all my parties end with people
screaming about not wanting to die?Copy !req
167. Okay, nothing about a shutdown code here.
Let's go.Copy !req
168. - Whoa, what the hell? Did you see that?Copy !req
169. We must be damaging your memory
just being here. Come on.Copy !req
170. Save yourself, Stem Cell Steve.Copy !req
171. Killer sharks, death.Copy !req
172. Psycho bear, death.Copy !req
173. Shadow prison transport tube…Copy !req
174. Torture?Copy !req
175. Take my goddamn fingernails.
I'm getting in that tube!Copy !req
176. Not before me you're not.
I'll shank you new gills, motherfucker.Copy !req
177. I'm not picky. I prefer toilet wine.Copy !req
178. Do you have any idea
what this ass will go for in the yard?Copy !req
179. Destroy coworkers, achieved.Copy !req
180. Eliminate Rand Ridley.Copy !req
181. Dear diary, the gang is no more,Copy !req
182. and Reagan has left me behind.Copy !req
183. Friendship status, unknown.Copy !req
184. I'll think of a way
to regain your trust, Reagan,Copy !req
185. even if it's the last thing I—Copy !req
186. Oh crap.
Oh crap, they can't see me in here.Copy !req
187. Ah! Not again!Copy !req
188. - What the—Copy !req
189. Ha. Aren't you a little overdressed
for the science lab, dork?Copy !req
190. Why don't you
go to homecoming with a book?Copy !req
191. Hey, don't worry about them,
little Reagan— I… I mean, girl.Copy !req
192. Someday, you'll get to have
a homecoming too.Copy !req
193. This is my homecoming.
I'm a high school senior.Copy !req
194. Oh, right. You're a genius.Copy !req
195. Thank God someone finally said it.
Too bad no one will go with me.Copy !req
196. Um, I know I probably shouldn't interact
with your memories…Copy !req
197. My what now?Copy !req
198. …but I could take you to the dance.Copy !req
199. Hey, good thing I always keep
a bow tie on hand for dance-mergencies.Copy !req
200. Sure. I guess you seem harmless
for a guy that appeared in my bushes.Copy !req
201. - Name's Reagan.
- Hi, Reagan, I'm Brett.Copy !req
202. Hold on. Mom, Dad?Copy !req
203. I'm going to the dance
with a stranger in his thirties.Copy !req
204. All right.
Have fun, honey. Be back whenever.Copy !req
205. If you meet any college boys,
bring one back for me.Copy !req
206. Come on,
this one definitely has Bear-o in it.Copy !req
207. Give a hand to the team
from Thomas Jefferson Elementary.Copy !req
208. Boo! I've seen better science
in a Louisiana textbook.Copy !req
209. And now for our next solo entrant,Copy !req
210. Reagan Ridley.Copy !req
211. Last semester,
we learned about dissecting frogs,Copy !req
212. but cutting open a frog
doesn't prepare you for real surgery,Copy !req
213. until now.Copy !req
214. While I have the organs of a man,Copy !req
215. I lack your immortal soul.Copy !req
216. Fie unto thee!Copy !req
217. Man, I really need to cut back
on all the playing God.Copy !req
218. And the top score goes to Reagan Ridley.Copy !req
219. - You did it, Reagan.
- We did it, Orrin.Copy !req
220. Hold on. There's that kid
with the unforgettably bad bowl cut again.Copy !req
221. Why would there be two different versions
of a memory in my head?Copy !req
222. I don't know. We're hacking your brain
in a tub of mushroom jizz.Copy !req
223. Weird shit's gonna happen.Copy !req
224. I need to figure this out.Copy !req
225. From hell's heart, I dissect thee!Copy !req
226. What? This isn't Shadow prison.Copy !req
227. We'd be in the big house right now
if it wasn't for your big ass, dolphin!Copy !req
228. Beakers, welding equipment,Copy !req
229. a bodywash/shampoo/toothpaste.Copy !req
230. We're in Reagan's lab.Copy !req
231. There's gotta be
some mad-scientist bullshit in hereCopy !req
232. that can help me escape.Copy !req
233. Fuck that noise.
I'm the one getting out of here.Copy !req
234. Holy shit, it's Justin TimberlakeCopy !req
235. and four other men
that seem vaguely familiar.Copy !req
236. Oh my God, it can't be.Copy !req
237. We reunited for a gigCopy !req
238. but then got ambushed by a robot bear.Copy !req
239. Bear-o must've kidnapped NSYNC for ReaganCopy !req
240. and strung them up
like the cover of No Strings Attached.Copy !req
241. Why do you know so much about NSYNC?Copy !req
242. That album got me through Kosovo!
- What the hell is this?Copy !req
243. Reagan emotional tribute
to the team, take 28.Copy !req
244. Hey, guys, I'm prerecording this
before my first day as bossCopy !req
245. because I'm not really all that good
with the mushy stuff.Copy !req
246. I used to thinkCopy !req
247. that I could do everything by myself,Copy !req
248. but I can't,Copy !req
249. and I don't want to.Copy !req
250. I love this team.Copy !req
251. I love Gigi and Glenn's fearlessness,Copy !req
252. Andre's originality.Copy !req
253. I love how Myc's shittiness
makes all of us look better in comparison.Copy !req
254. Wow.Copy !req
255. It's hard to tell
because her face doesn't emote,Copy !req
256. but it kinda seems like she means it.Copy !req
257. What I'm trying to say is…Copy !req
258. Shit, I gotta start over.Copy !req
259. Hey, can we NSYNC up
with you guys for a second?Copy !req
260. We were a team once, just like you,Copy !req
261. but we thought we'd be better solo,
and look what happened.Copy !req
262. I ended up a judge
in a basic-cable reality show.Copy !req
263. I ended up selling hot dogs
and hair plugs.Copy !req
264. I wanted to go to space.
They wouldn't let me.Copy !req
265. And I hosted SNL five times,Copy !req
266. played the Super Bowl halftime show,
was nominated for an Oscar,Copy !req
267. and sold 56 million albums.Copy !req
268. - But it wasn't the same without you guys.Copy !req
269. Goddamn it, NSYNC, you're right.Copy !req
270. - We've got to save our Timberlake!
Yeah, let's do it!Copy !req
271. Yeah!
Let's do this!Copy !req
272. Wait, aren't you gonna free us?Copy !req
273. I have a total request, to be alive!Copy !req
274. This lab is so cold.Copy !req
275. So why are you taking a kid to homecoming?Copy !req
276. Let's just say I let a friend down,
and this is my way of making it up to you.Copy !req
277. - I mean, her.
- Sir, do you have brain damage?Copy !req
278. The doctors are not sure.Copy !req
279. Ew. The gifted kid's here with her dad.Copy !req
280. Hey, I'm not her dad.Copy !req
281. I'm her best friend
she met on the side of the road.Copy !req
282. Ha ha. You suck!Copy !req
283. I thought taking a child
to a high school danceCopy !req
284. would make things better,
but it's like it just made it worse.Copy !req
285. Who could have predicted this?Copy !req
286. There, there. The only thing
I think you could be accused ofCopy !req
287. is caring too muchCopy !req
288. or abduction of a child,
but your heart was in the right place.Copy !req
289. - Thanks. I'm sorry I brought you here.Copy !req
290. - It's okay. I was coming anyway.
- But I thought you didn't have a date.Copy !req
291. Oh, I've got a date all right,Copy !req
292. with justice!Copy !req
293. Oh my God, it's blood!Copy !req
294. Why would something bad
happen to someone popular?Copy !req
295. That's for stealing all my test tubes
to use as shot glasses, Gretchen!Copy !req
296. - This is for the rest of you dickheads!Copy !req
297. Oh my God.Copy !req
298. Wait, did you just reverse-Carrie
your entire high school?Copy !req
299. Wow, you are one resourceful,Copy !req
300. terrifying little girl.Copy !req
301. Hey, that's the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.Copy !req
302. - I'm gonna write that in my diary.Copy !req
303. Whoa, high tech.Copy !req
304. Don't you password protect everything?Copy !req
305. I'm a one password kind of guy.Copy !req
306. Me too, actually.
I've had the same password forever.Copy !req
307. - Don't really know why.Copy !req
308. I didn't wanna have to do this,Copy !req
309. but it's time to look for that passcode
in my repressed memories.Copy !req
310. If I yell "puberty,"
don't ask any questions.Copy !req
311. - Just duck, cover, and hold.
- Reagan, wait.Copy !req
312. It could be dangerous, honey.Copy !req
313. Sometimes information
is redacted for a reason.Copy !req
314. If anyone knew that 9/11
was actually caused by—Copy !req
315. See, even here I can't say it out loud.Copy !req
316. You're hiding something.Copy !req
317. No, I'm not.Copy !req
318. This has to do
with those glitches, doesn't it?Copy !req
319. What? What glitches? You're a glitch.Copy !req
320. Why were you really sneaking into Cognito?Copy !req
321. Why did you really not want
Brett here with us?Copy !req
322. - I'm going in.Copy !req
323. Honey, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to protect you.Copy !req
324. This yarn can't hold me. It's a metaphor.Copy !req
325. Don't go in there.
There's things you can't know.Copy !req
326. Look at my face.Copy !req
327. This is what knowing stuff
does to your skin!Copy !req
328. Here comes the gun, motherfucker.Copy !req
329. Oh no.Copy !req
330. Fuck no.
- Ooh, okay, new plan.Copy !req
331. How the hell
we gonna fight a killer robot?Copy !req
332. I'll tell ya how.Copy !req
333. Like I learned the day I got let go
from the fire department,Copy !req
334. sometimes you have to fight fire
with fire.Copy !req
335. Ah, yes, I've been expecting you.Copy !req
336. How's that possible?Copy !req
337. I've been staring at the door
continuously for months.Copy !req
338. Eventually, something was bound to happen.Copy !req
339. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
340. We're gonna let out a homicidal robot
to fight another homicidal robot?Copy !req
341. Duh. So they can homicide each other.Copy !req
342. Glenn, if I look down,
you better not have a war boner right now.Copy !req
343. He's got one. I'm boner height.Copy !req
344. Hell yeah!Copy !req
345. What makes you think
I'll help you horny idiots?Copy !req
346. Oh, you think you're hot shit, don't you?Copy !req
347. Well, I'm gonna tell you
what I told Leonardo DiCaprioCopy !req
348. when he begged me to rig the Oscars.Copy !req
349. If you were the best, ya woulda won.Copy !req
350. I am the most advanced
artificial intelligence in existence!Copy !req
351. Sure about that, honey?Copy !req
352. Because right now,
that glorified hugging machineCopy !req
353. is doing what you couldn't.
Handing us our asses.Copy !req
354. A fluke. I have calculated
over 32,000 ass-handing scenarios.Copy !req
355. Okay, well, then prove it.Copy !req
356. Because if we all die,Copy !req
357. you'll spend the next 2,000 years
being the smartest robot in this tube.Copy !req
358. Or you can be my Leonardo DiCaprio,Copy !req
359. go out there, fight with a bear
until you take home the gold.Copy !req
360. Fine. If you guys
let me leave this tube once in a while.Copy !req
361. I'm ready to reclaim my dignity.Copy !req
362. - This is not what I had in mind.Copy !req
363. But fine, patch me
into your computer systems.Copy !req
364. We're disabling external Wi-Fi.
We can't risk you launching the nukes.Copy !req
365. Or discovering what furries are.Copy !req
366. They're a valid community.Copy !req
367. It's not always a sexual thing,Copy !req
368. but usually.Copy !req
369. Oh, there's been this one spot
on my back I could not reach.Copy !req
370. Dr. and Mrs. Ridley,
Reagan is exceptionally gifted.Copy !req
371. She has the highest test scores
I've ever seen.Copy !req
372. Damn right, she does.Copy !req
373. I brag about her to my guru all the time.Copy !req
374. I'd be crazy not to recommendCopy !req
375. that she skip the rest
of elementary and middle school.Copy !req
376. - Then it's settled.
- But she's finally made a friend.Copy !req
377. Orrin. He's my new best friend.
No offense, Bear-o.Copy !req
378. And it might serve her well
to stay in fourth gradeCopy !req
379. so she can wean herself
off of that, uh, comfort bear.Copy !req
380. Can't stare directly at it
per my therapist.Copy !req
381. - Can I stay in fourth grade?
- Out of the question.Copy !req
382. He'll weaken you with his mediocrity.Copy !req
383. Look, he's got his shirt on backwards.Copy !req
384. Oh God, now he's got
his tongue stuck to a pole.Copy !req
385. But, Dad…Copy !req
386. I had a friend?Copy !req
387. Why would I repress that?Copy !req
388. What is going on?Copy !req
389. Comfort bear.Copy !req
390. No, I need to know what happened.Copy !req
391. I had a friend?Copy !req
392. Oh my God.Copy !req
393. Someone was experimenting on me?Copy !req
394. Erasing my memories?Copy !req
395. And it was…Copy !req
396. Dad?Copy !req
397. Hey, Shitty Ruxpin,
when I'm done with you,Copy !req
398. you'll be playing banjo
in a strip-mall pizza arcade.Copy !req
399. Bear-o's perfect endgame,Copy !req
400. where a kid can be a kid.Copy !req
401. Let them fight.Copy !req
402. You will pay for your hubris, Bear.Copy !req
403. This is truly a toxic workplace.Copy !req
404. Oh, you have no idea
how toxic it can get, Care Bear.Copy !req
405. I'm not a Care Bear.Copy !req
406. Now Bear-o stare!Copy !req
407. Oh!Copy !req
408. Fuck yeah!Copy !req
409. Allow me to put this
into words you'll understand.Copy !req
410. Get fucked, Smokey!Copy !req
411. Oh God! No!Copy !req
412. - No. You fools!Copy !req
413. Shit. He has no neck.Copy !req
414. Stay low and close so he can't see you.Copy !req
415. I don't wanna skip fourth grade.
What are you doing, Dad?Copy !req
416. I'm saving you from a life
of middling achievement.Copy !req
417. Bear-o,
dial up the dopamine levels by 15%.Copy !req
418. Look, I know J.R.'s got it out for me.Copy !req
419. If I'm ever axed from this company,Copy !req
420. I need an insurance policy
to get me back in.Copy !req
421. And if Daddy's little insurance policy
gets off track by befriending some idiot,Copy !req
422. the Ridley empire crumbles.Copy !req
423. Perfect.
Isolating memory patterns matching…Copy !req
424. …Orrin Carthwait.
What kind of name is that?Copy !req
425. I'm saving this kid
from a life in the friend zone.Copy !req
426. What? No. Why?Copy !req
427. And friend erased.Copy !req
428. Goodbye, fourth grade.Copy !req
429. Hello, youngest Nobel Prize winner ever.Copy !req
430. Hey there, Jelly Bean.Copy !req
431. Who's your best friend
in the whole wide world?Copy !req
432. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
433. You? And Bear-o?Copy !req
434. You fucking…Copy !req
435. …monster!Copy !req
436. - Uh, Dad?
- What the…Copy !req
437. An adult version of my daughter?Copy !req
438. Crap, I'm a memory, aren't I?Copy !req
439. Welp, if we're all just neurons,
might as well start early.Copy !req
440. Now does Reagan need a hug?Copy !req
441. Guys? You came back?Copy !req
442. You're our Timberlake, Reagan!Copy !req
443. Turns out it's not gonna be me.
It's gonna be us!Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. You literally fucked with my head?Copy !req
446. - Screw Bear-o! I'll kill you myself!
Whoa!Copy !req
447. Does that mean
she's not gonna help us?Copy !req
448. I had a friend, a real friend,Copy !req
449. and you erased him!Copy !req
450. Big deal.Copy !req
451. All friends do is hold people back.Copy !req
452. I can't hold him back.Copy !req
453. You want Bear-o
to be my only friend? Fine.Copy !req
454. Hey, Bear-o, you win.Copy !req
455. But if you let my friends go,Copy !req
456. then I promise to never see
any of them ever again.Copy !req
457. Bear-o will speed up the process.Copy !req
458. Oh my God!
- No! No! Stop!Copy !req
459. Bear-o is your only friend.Copy !req
460. Orrin! The password is Orrin!Copy !req
461. Wait, Orrin.Copy !req
462. That's the password! That's what I forgot!Copy !req
463. Enter access key O-R-R-I-N.Copy !req
464. System override.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. Fuck that bear!
Great!Copy !req
467. Brett, you saved us!Copy !req
468. We saved us.Copy !req
469. Bravo, Reagan.
The way you manipulated that bearCopy !req
470. into thinking you gave a shit
about your coworkers? Ha!Copy !req
471. I do give a shit about them.Copy !req
472. What I need boundaries from is you.Copy !req
473. Okay, I hear you.Copy !req
474. I'll order
one of those paper curtain thingiesCopy !req
475. for the living room
as soon as we get home.Copy !req
476. There's some areas a daughter
shouldn't have to see a parent scratch.Copy !req
477. Oh, fuck you, Dad.
It's not your home anymore.Copy !req
478. Oh, come on.Copy !req
479. There are special people like usCopy !req
480. who should run the world,Copy !req
481. and then there's normies like Orrin,Copy !req
482. who deliver our pizza and fight our wars.
Haven't you seen The Incredibles?Copy !req
483. I don't give a flying fuck
about The Incredibles!Copy !req
484. All right, all right. I fucked up.Copy !req
485. I get it.
But we don't have to dwell on it.Copy !req
486. Why don't you let me erase
both our memories of this little incident,Copy !req
487. and we can go back to normal?Copy !req
488. You've got 24 hours.Copy !req
489. Pack your shit up,
or I'm dumping it in the Potomac.Copy !req
490. The mole is neutralized,Copy !req
491. so now I'm officially the boss
around here,Copy !req
492. which means
you are never ever setting footCopy !req
493. in this building or my life again.Copy !req
494. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
495. You need me.Copy !req
496. I'll be back.Copy !req
497. - I'll see all you tomorrow.
- What's tomorrow?Copy !req
498. - My first real day as boss.Copy !req
499. All right!
Tell 'em!Copy !req
500. - Morning, boss.
- Sure is a fine day to still be alive.Copy !req
501. Don't mention it, Tony.Copy !req
502. Hey, about yesterday…Copy !req
503. Brett, we're secretly running the world.
We're not gonna get everything right.Copy !req
504. And you are the only one
who is honest with me,Copy !req
505. even without any truth serum.Copy !req
506. So we're good?Copy !req
507. I remember what you did for me
at homecoming.Copy !req
508. We've been good for 18 years.Copy !req
509. Yes! Reagan forever.Copy !req
510. - Liking the new digs?
- Thank you for moving me upstairs, Reagan.Copy !req
511. It's not as close to world domination
as I'd like, but it's a start.Copy !req
512. - Hey, stop that.Copy !req
513. Well, that's as much freedom
as you're gonna get with talk like that.Copy !req
514. Time to start
my second first day.Copy !req
515. Shadow Board.Copy !req
516. I am honored
that you have chosen me to helm Cognito.Copy !req
517. There's been a change
of plans. After the chaos yesterday,Copy !req
518. we feel you may not have
enough experience to be CEO.Copy !req
519. Experience.
Are… are you seriously keeping J.R.?Copy !req
520. J.R. has been lying to us,
embezzling, and falsifying documentsCopy !req
521. to purchase a volcano lair.Copy !req
522. He's been black-sited
for crimes against the Shadow Board.Copy !req
523. No! No! Please!Copy !req
524. I'll tell you who Banksy is!Copy !req
525. So we've reverted
to the man with the most experienceCopy !req
526. and shares of the company to be CEO.Copy !req
527. Oh, you can't mean…Copy !req
528. Hey there, Jelly Bean.Copy !req
529. - No!Copy !req
530. The Shadow Board has spoken.Copy !req
531. How could you do this to me?Copy !req
532. Sorry, kid. It's still Team Ridley.Copy !req
533. It's just, you know,
I'm the team captain now.Copy !req
534. But I get what you meant about boundaries.Copy !req
535. Look, paper curtain thingy.
It's like you're not even in this office.Copy !req
536. - Huh?
- Oh, you motherfuck—Copy !req