1. Step away from
that criminal!Copy !req
2. Criminal?
We got to leave!Copy !req
3. Unh! Unh!Copy !req
4. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
5. Ah. Unh!Copy !req
6. Huh? Uhhh!Copy !req
7. Ugh. Come on!Copy !req
8. Don't litter, MT!Copy !req
9. We're already criminals!Copy !req
10. Run!Copy !req
11. Unh!Copy !req
12. There's no escape,
sliver!Copy !req
13. What?
MT, what is going on?Copy !req
14. Later!Copy !req
15. Ah!Copy !req
16. Open the door!Copy !req
17. Open the door!Copy !req
18. Ugh, come on.Copy !req
19. You're making
a big mistake, son!Copy !req
20. You're harboring
a criminal reflection!Copy !req
21. Wait.
Are you the criminal?Copy !req
22. No! I- I mean,
it's complicated!Copy !req
23. I know you can hear me
in there, sliver.Copy !req
24. Ah!Copy !req
25. Hey. You okay
in there, son?Copy !req
26. What's your name?Copy !req
27. Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
28. Jesse.
Ugh.Copy !req
29. Nice to meet you,
Jesse!Copy !req
30. I'm Sieve.Copy !req
31. I'm a Mirror Officer
of the Peace.Copy !req
32. Jesse, do you know
who she is?Copy !req
33. Ugh! Oof!Copy !req
34. She's a dangerous extremist
from our Mirror World.Copy !req
35. She'll say anything to get
what she wants.Copy !req
36. She did it to her Prime,
and she'll do it to you, too.Copy !req
37. Her Prime?Copy !req
38. Aw, boy.Copy !req
39. She hasn't told you anything,
has she?Copy !req
40. Ignore them.
Why?Copy !req
41. They've told me more about you
than you have!Copy !req
42. I don't owe you
an explanation.Copy !req
43. Oh, really?Copy !req
44. Where did you get that?Copy !req
45. Does it matter?
It's you.Copy !req
46. You're a criminal!Copy !req
47. Well, you're an idiot!Copy !req
48. Yeah, I am,
for trusting you!Copy !req
49. I'm going back to the station
for The Lawbreaker.Copy !req
50. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
51. You're lucky
you ran into me!Copy !req
52. Yeah, bad lucky!Copy !req
53. Please don't kick me.Copy !req
54. Why would we
kick you?Copy !req
55. Well, ma'am, the only way
to open the doorsCopy !req
56. and get out of this here car
is if'n you kick me.Copy !req
57. But please don't kick me.Copy !req
58. Sorry, but if it's
the only way...Copy !req
59. Ugh!
Oh!Copy !req
60. You would.Copy !req
61. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
62. Kicking
a defenseless frog?Copy !req
63. Uh, toad.
Sorry.Copy !req
64. Kicking
a defenseless toad?Copy !req
65. A-thank you very much.Copy !req
66. That proves
you're a criminal.Copy !req
67. I am not a criminal.Copy !req
68. Oh me, oh my! All this anger
and arguin'.Copy !req
69. I know where this leads —Copy !req
70. to kickin' poor
ol' chub-a-lubby me!Copy !req
71. Fine! You don't want me
to kick him?Copy !req
72. Then I won't.Copy !req
73. Oh, thank my lucky warts.Copy !req
74. You can do it because all
you've done is hold us back.Copy !req
75. That's not true.Copy !req
76. I got us out of
that Map Car!Copy !req
77. Yeah, and how long did
that take?Copy !req
78. Do you even want
to get off this train?Copy !req
79. Yes, of course, I do!Copy !req
80. Then kick the toad!Copy !req
81. Oh, no,
back to this again.Copy !req
82. Oh, oh, please
don't kick me!Copy !req
83. Uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
84. Huh?Copy !req
85. Uh.Copy !req
86. Huh.Copy !req
87. Wait a minute.Copy !req
88. Just do it already!
Get it over with!Copy !req
89. Waiting's the hardest part.Copy !req
90. I... think you
have to do it.Copy !req
91. Mnh-mnh.
Your number was changing.Copy !req
92. Clearly,
it's a passenger thing.Copy !req
93. Y'all need anything?Copy !req
94. Maybe some cookies
and warm pond water?Copy !req
95. Uh, no thanks.Copy !req
96. Okay, good.
I-I ran out years ago.Copy !req
97. Makes hosting folks
quite difficult.Copy !req
98. Hmm.Copy !req
99. No, that looks stupid.Copy !req
100. Ugh.Copy !req
101. Record it! Jesse, record it!Copy !req
102. Man test!
Man test!Copy !req
103. Man test! Man test!Copy !req
104. Man test! Man test!Copy !req
105. Man test! Man test!
Man test!Copy !req
106. I-I don't know.Copy !req
107. If I do it,
can I hang out with you?Copy !req
108. - Hey, be a man.
- Yeah, come on.Copy !req
109. Make him do it,
Jesse!Copy !req
110. Yeah, it's fine,
just do it already, Nate!Copy !req
111. If you don't do it,
you can't be a man!Copy !req
112. O-Okay.Copy !req
113. Can we do it
on the count of three?Copy !req
114. I just don't
want to fall.Copy !req
115. Yeah. One...Copy !req
116. Aah!
Two, three.Copy !req
117. Aaah! Oh!Copy !req
118. Epic fail!Copy !req
119. It — It really hurts.Copy !req
120. "It weally hurts."Copy !req
121. You failed!
Ah!Copy !req
122. Jesse, tell him
he failed!Copy !req
123. Nate, you failed
the man test!Copy !req
124. Jesse...Copy !req
125. Is he crying?Copy !req
126. You better not tell Mom!Copy !req
127. Did you get all that?Copy !req
128. It was epic!Copy !req
129. Your brother
beefed it.Copy !req
130. What you watching?
Nothing.Copy !req
131. Didn't sound like
nothing.Copy !req
132. Sieve: Hey, Jesse, you there?Copy !req
133. Y-Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
134. That's great.
I'm so glad you're safe.Copy !req
135. You are?Copy !req
136. We're not
the bad guys, son.Copy !req
137. Look around.
You're the hostage.Copy !req
138. We're trying to
save you.Copy !req
139. Now, was that
a phone I heard?Copy !req
140. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
141. Hmm, why isn't it
reflective?Copy !req
142. It's really dark
in here right now.Copy !req
143. Got you.Copy !req
144. Well, you can really help us
out here, Jesse.Copy !req
145. All you have do is leave
that phone out till morning,Copy !req
146. so we can pop through
the screen reflectionCopy !req
147. and arrest MT
for her crimes.Copy !req
148. Now, I know it's hard,
but she broke the law.Copy !req
149. Hmm.Copy !req
150. You won't hurt her,
will you?Copy !req
151. If she means
that much to you, Jesse,Copy !req
152. I suppose we can
make an exception.Copy !req
153. Ah!Copy !req
154. No!Copy !req
155. Jesse, what's happening
in there?Copy !req
156. Nice try!Copy !req
157. The phone's gone,
Flec!Copy !req
158. Ah!
Move.Copy !req
159. Now, we're gonna do it
my way.Copy !req
160. How could you do that?
I wasn't gonna let them in!Copy !req
161. Why should I trust somebody
who sells out his own brother?Copy !req
162. What?Copy !req
163. No, I-I didn't...Copy !req
164. It's more complicated
than that.Copy !req
165. My friends,
it w-was their idea.Copy !req
166. I just thought it would
be funny, I...Copy !req
167. But... I didn't mean
to hurt Nate.Copy !req
168. Yeah, well, ugh,
he's probably fine.Copy !req
169. I wouldn't know.Copy !req
170. I didn't get to talk to him
before... here.Copy !req
171. Your friends are bad.Copy !req
172. You — you know that,
right?Copy !req
173. Maybe.Copy !req
174. Ugh!Copy !req
175. I probably should've told you
what was going on earlier.Copy !req
176. It's true
what those Flecs said.Copy !req
177. Technically,
I am a "criminal,"Copy !req
178. but I didn't do
anything wrong.Copy !req
179. So you are a reflection?Copy !req
180. Who are you
a reflection of?Copy !req
181. Remember that friend
I told you about — Tulip?Copy !req
182. I used to reflect her, but I
wanted to live my own life,Copy !req
183. make my own memories,
but that's against Mirror Law,Copy !req
184. and those Flecs have been
chasing me ever since.Copy !req
185. So your name, MT, does it stand
for Mirror Tulip?Copy !req
186. It's not my name.Copy !req
187. I'm just letting you
call me that.Copy !req
188. Sorry for breaking
and spray-painting your phone.Copy !req
189. It's just the Flecs
can show up in any reflection.Copy !req
190. I'm never safe.Copy !req
191. But your body
is reflective.Copy !req
192. Can't they jump
out of you?Copy !req
193. Ow!Copy !req
194. People can't
jump out of people.Copy !req
195. Come on.
That's stupid.Copy !req
196. Oh, yeah.
That's stupid,Copy !req
197. But the rest of it
is normal.Copy !req
198. Sorry, Jesse.Copy !req
199. Should've helped us
when you had the chance!Copy !req
200. We got to get you out
of here, MT!Copy !req
201. Kick me!
Please, kick me!Copy !req
202. Wait, now you want
to get kicked!Copy !req
203. If all my time in this car
has taught me one thing,Copy !req
204. the toad
always gets kicked.Copy !req
205. It's the only truth I know.Copy !req
206. Kick me!Copy !req
207. Kick me straight
in the Gracelands!Copy !req
208. But your number
will go up!Copy !req
209. Who cares?
We got to go!Copy !req
210. Let's just do it
together!Copy !req
211. One, two...Copy !req
212. Well, now, don't get
too excited, now.Copy !req
213. It's — it's still my body
we're injuring.Copy !req
214. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
215. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
216. Ah! Ugh!Copy !req
217. Huh?Copy !req
218. Whoa, baby.Copy !req
219. Can't kick
what isn't there!Copy !req
220. Gah!Copy !req
221. This isn't over,
sliver!Copy !req
222. I won't stop until
— until...Copy !req
223. We'll get her,
buddy.Copy !req
224. Yeah!
Whoo!Copy !req
225. Yeah!Copy !req
226. Huh?Copy !req
227. Thank you kindly
for saving meCopy !req
228. from an existentially
nightmarish existence.Copy !req
229. I won't soon forget it.Copy !req
230. Good-byeeeee.Copy !req
231. Uh...
Huh.Copy !req
232. Jesse, your hand.Copy !req
233. Wow, down to 14!Copy !req
234. Thank you.Copy !req
235. Nah, huh, uh...Copy !req