1. Here's the plan,
Alan Dracula.Copy !req
2. We're gonna sit here
for however long it takes,Copy !req
3. wait for one of those
weird pod things to fly by,Copy !req
4. and as soon as it does,
we hijack it for ourselves,Copy !req
5. ride it back to
wherever it came from.Copy !req
6. Passengers get a number
somewhereCopy !req
7. before waking up
on the train,Copy !req
8. and I'm guessing the pods
will lead us there.Copy !req
9. And then I'll find
a way to get a number.Copy !req
10. I'm serious.Copy !req
11. Now that Jesse is gone...Copy !req
12. Look.
You're all I've got.Copy !req
13. I need you to be ready.Copy !req
14. No turning into stuff
that'll slow us down,Copy !req
15. like a snail
or a broken car or...Copy !req
16. You know,
once I get my number,Copy !req
17. it — it means I'm eventually
gonna leave the train,Copy !req
18. and I don't think
I can take you with me.Copy !req
19. Even if I could, you wouldn't
be happy out there.Copy !req
20. Getting off the train
is my journey.Copy !req
21. It wouldn't be fair
to force you to leave.Copy !req
22. This is your home.Copy !req
23. You're not my pet.Copy !req
24. You're my friend.Copy !req
25. You know that, right?Copy !req
26. Aw.Copy !req
27. Huh?Copy !req
28. Uh! Ugh!Copy !req
29. Aah! Ah!Copy !req
30. Glad-One: Which is my 16th
favorite kind of giraffeCopy !req
31. you'll see on the train.Copy !req
32. Sad-One: Necks are kind of
weird, right?Copy !req
33. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
34. Ugh!
Huh?Copy !req
35. What's going on?Copy !req
36. - Ugh.
- Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
37. Glad-One:
Please remain in your pod.Copy !req
38. Uh! Aaah!Copy !req
39. Aaaaah! Aah!Copy !req
40. - Wait!
- Aaah!Copy !req
41. Glad-One:
Please return to your pod.Copy !req
42. Come on, Alan Dracula.
Get comfortable.Copy !req
43. Thank you for returning
to your pod.Copy !req
44. Ugh.
Ugggggh!Copy !req
45. Greetings, passenger.Copy !req
46. If you're watching this,
it means we've run intoCopy !req
47. an unforeseen problem,
but not to worry!Copy !req
48. For every problem,
there is a documentary!Copy !req
49. Ugh!
Give me a break.Copy !req
50. We're now on route
to the Tape Car.Copy !req
51. Off, please.Copy !req
52. This is where
all the magic happens.Copy !req
53. And by magic, I mean
numerical algorithmic judgment.Copy !req
54. Ugh! Just saying it makes me
warm and fuzzy insideCopy !req
55. because very soon,
your pod's gonna get fixed,Copy !req
56. and you'll be sent back
on your way.Copy !req
57. Too bad you're asleep,
and you'll never hear this.Copy !req
58. Hmm, I suppose
this documentary is more for meCopy !req
59. than anyone else.Copy !req
60. Maybe it's time
I stopped.Copy !req
61. Yes, do that!Copy !req
62. Instead, I'm gonna guess
what Atticus is doing right now.Copy !req
63. Ugh!
One — barking.Copy !req
64. Two — rolling over.Copy !req
65. Three — he's dead,
a pile of dog bonesCopy !req
66. on the side
of a long-forgotten road.Copy !req
67. Four —
he's only playing dead,Copy !req
68. a pile of not bones
on a not-forgotten road.La, la, la, la, la, la,Copy !req
69. la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la!Copy !req
70. We're here!Copy !req
71. What? Don't get excited.Copy !req
72. It doesn't look
very special.Copy !req
73. Ugh!Copy !req
74. Fun fact — the Tape Car
is the only carCopy !req
75. where the universe
is projected on the outside.Copy !req
76. It's what's outside
that counts.Copy !req
77. Ah, the robot's
out of his mind.Copy !req
78. What? Uh...Copy !req
79. Um...Copy !req
80. Ah! Aaaah!Copy !req
81. Ooh! Ugh.Copy !req
82. Ah!Copy !req
83. Alan Dracula!Copy !req
84. Ah!Copy !req
85. Ugh.Copy !req
86. You okay, Alan Dracula?Copy !req
87. Ugh.Copy !req
88. Ugh.Copy !req
89. What is this place?Copy !req
90. Uh!Copy !req
91. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
92. Shh!Copy !req
93. Hey, don't eat that.Copy !req
94. Hmm?Copy !req
95. Mom, this one!Copy !req
96. That's a bearded dragon.Copy !req
97. Mom, this one!Copy !req
98. That's a bearded dragon.Copy !req
99. Do you need some help?Copy !req
100. No, I can do it.Copy !req
101. Do you need some help?Copy !req
102. No, I can do it.Copy !req
103. It was an accident!Copy !req
104. Honey, I told you not to...Copy !req
105. It was an accident.Copy !req
106. Honey, I told you not to...Copy !req
107. What is this?Copy !req
108. Ah!Copy !req
109. Uh?Copy !req
110. They...
don't care about me.Copy !req
111. Hey, weirdo!Copy !req
112. Come on, Alan.
Let's keep moving.Copy !req
113. Aah!Copy !req
114. Alan, stay back!Copy !req
115. Alan?Copy !req
116. No!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
117. Ah, ah, ah, aah!Copy !req
118. Whoa! Oh!
Sorry!Copy !req
119. Aaaaah!Copy !req
120. Ugh.Copy !req
121. When all this is over,Copy !req
122. you and Jesse are gonna
laugh about this.Copy !req
123. This will be funny.Copy !req
124. Whoa.Copy !req
125. Ah, thanks!
I can do 8:30.Copy !req
126. This proposal is
ridiculous.Copy !req
127. Yes!
Uff da!Copy !req
128. I better get a smaller number
than that.Copy !req
129. Ugh. Sorry.
I need this more than you.Copy !req
130. Come on!
Hurry it up!Copy !req
131. Huh?Copy !req
132. Ah!Copy !req
133. No!
I'm here!Copy !req
134. Give me a number!Copy !req
135. Ugh!Copy !req
136. Listen to me!Copy !req
137. You don't think I deserve
a number, do you?Copy !req
138. Well, you gave a number
to some ladyCopy !req
139. who was sad
about her dead lizard!Copy !req
140. How is that fair?
What?Copy !req
141. Do I need a sad-lizard story?Copy !req
142. Is that it?Copy !req
143. Ughhhh!
Look at me!Copy !req
144. I am a person!Copy !req
145. I deserve a number!Copy !req
146. Aaaaah!Copy !req
147. Ugh!Copy !req
148. Aaaah!Copy !req
149. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
150. Aaaaah! Ugh!
Agh!Copy !req
151. Aaaaah!Copy !req
152. Huh?Copy !req
153. Aaaah!Copy !req
154. Oof.Copy !req
155. Ah, ah!Copy !req
156. Aaaaah!Copy !req
157. Glad-One: Hello!Copy !req
158. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop
breaking everything.Copy !req
159. Sad-One: Unless you want me to
start writing your obituary.Copy !req