1. Glad-One:
Do be careful.
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2. I think you accidentally slipped
and broke a porter.
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3. Sad-One:
Many, many times in a row.
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4. Hey, I know you.
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5. You're the rare foil version
of my friend Tulip.
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6. Aghhh!
I'm not Tulip.
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7. I'm not foil.
I'm not reflection.
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8. I'm not a sliver.
I'm not a null.
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9. I'm not any of
the hundreds of names
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10. that everyone wants
to give me.
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11. I'm my own person who is
getting off this train,
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12. and whatever gears
or reality-bending buttons
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13. you've got to press,
you're gonna do it.
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14. But why would I?
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15. You're exactly where
you're supposed to be.
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16. - No.
- No?
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17. No.
Give me my exit.
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18. You can't have an exit.
You don't have a number.
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19. Ugh!
Give me a number then!
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20. Numbers are for passengers.
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21. How can I expect someone
to grow emotionally
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22. without some
nice, juicy math?
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23. Fine. Give me some trials,
whatever.
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24. Take my memories.
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25. Tape me.
I don't care!
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26. Let's do it!
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27. No, you'll stay
and keep helping.
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28. You're so good at it.
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29. I can show you.
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30. Sad-One:
Ah, let's see.
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31. What was
your passenger's name?
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32. Jesse.
His name is Jesse.
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33. Oh, yes, thank you.
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34. See? So helpful.
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35. Here we go.
He got down to zero,
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36. all sorted out
and off the — hmm?
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37. He can't be at zero
but also in process.
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38. So if he's being
processed...
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39. Then he's back
on the train.
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40. Field trip to
the passenger farm!
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41. Alan Dracula!
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42. Oh!
Hey, buddy.
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43. Jesse!
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44. Glad-One: Field trip to
the memory-watching machine!
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45. Glad-One:
Well, I don't get it.
We fixed him already.
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46. Sad-One: Yet that greedy little
piglet is thirsty for more.
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47. Glad-One:
Oh, new release!
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48. Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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49. Let's take a peek.
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50. Ahhh!
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51. Glad-One: Ooh, a tape has never
started on the train before.
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52. Tape Glad-One: Remember,
you can't spell "escape"
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53. without companionship.
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54. Uh, companion-shape?
Companion-scape.
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55. Com-scape-ionship.
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56. Constipation.
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57. Hey, come back!
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58. That didn't
explain anything.
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59. Tape Sad-One:
of transformation.
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60. Ah!
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61. I didn't realize
he was so scared.
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62. Ah!
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63. Glad-One: Oh, look, you've got
costar billing now.
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64. Sad-One: But you'll probably
be paid less
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65. because Hollywood breeds
gender inequality.
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66. You can't even
help yourself.
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67. That's why passengers get on
this train in the first place!
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68. Hey, don't push...
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69. Ah!
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70. Your friends are bad.
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71. You know that, right?
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72. Maybe.
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73. Glad-One:
Oh, train does it again.
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74. Look how much he's grown.
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75. I guess I changed, too.
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76. Memory Jesse: I got you.
We're getting out of here.
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77. Sad-One:
This is my favorite part.
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78. Please don't show me this.
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79. Ah! Ah!
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80. MT?
Where'd you go?
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81. MT!
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82. Jesse! Jesse!
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83. Where have you been?
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84. Nate. Ah!
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85. I wasn't sure
I'd see you again.
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86. I shouldn't have let
those guys hurt you.
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87. I — Ishouldn't have
hurt you.
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88. I'm so sorry.
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89. Ah, I-it's okay.
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90. W-what about you?
Where did you go?
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91. Glad-One: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we don't need to hear it.
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92. We just watched
the hi-def version.
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93. And now I'm here,
and she's still trapped
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94. on the train
with those flecs.
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95. Do you think she's okay?
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96. I don't know.
I mean, she's MT.
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97. She can probably
take care of herself,
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98. but I promised
we'd stay together.
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99. So...
what are you gonna do?
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100. I — I just need to sit here
and think for a bit.
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101. Okay?
Okay.
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102. Uh, I'll go get some food
or something.
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103. Be right back.
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104. I can't leave her there.
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105. Uh.
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106. Now will you wake him up?
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107. Glad-One:
Oh, heavens no.
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108. Waking a passenger
is a whole process.
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109. It involves robots and coding
and juice boxes and —
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110. - Ugh!
- Wha!
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111. - Ah!
- Ah, ah, ah!
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112. Where am I?
MT!
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113. Jesse, I thought
you were gone!
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114. MT, I didn't think
I would find you so fast!
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115. A.D.!
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116. Sad-One:
Excuse me, young man.
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117. This train is
for fixing problems,
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118. not for hang time
with buds.
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119. Oh, I have a problem.
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120. My friend is trapped
on a train.
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121. Glad-One: Whoo-hoo!
Number time!
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122. Ah! Ah!
Okay, this is terrifying.
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123. Ah! Hey, let go of me! Oh, stop it.
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124. You'll hurt
my steward's feelings.
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125. Ah! Ah!
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126. Uh, is that
supposed to happen?
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127. Glad-One:
The train fixes problems,
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128. but his problem is that he needs
to rescue his friend.
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129. Sad-One: But his friend is a
denizen who can't get a number.
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130. She can't leave.
So his problem is unfixable.
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131. No, no, no, his problem
has to be fixed.
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132. That's what we do.
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133. We're the fixers.
We fix.
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134. Oh, I have an idea.
Why doesn't she go with?
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135. Good plan.
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136. Oh, but she doesn't
have a number.
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137. She has to get off, but she
can't get off without a number.
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138. He's stuck in a loop.
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139. The train can't process it.
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140. There's no escape, sliver!
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141. Ah!
Oh, leave me alone!
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142. I won't go back!
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143. I'm not taking you
anywhere.
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144. I'm taking you out.
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145. You killed Mace.
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146. No more badges.
No more protocol.
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147. Sad-One:
But he can't leave with her.
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148. That won't work, but I guess
he won't get off the train.
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149. Glad-One: Number, number,
number, number, number.
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150. Hey, you!
It's your lucky day.
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151. You got a problem?
I got a solution.
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152. He can't save her
if there's nothing to save.
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153. Just help me sand her.
Problem solved!
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154. Sad-One: Yeah,
that would solve things.
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155. No! Wait, um, One-One,
I'm confused.
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156. What's the purpose
of the train again?
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157. Glad-One:
Oh, it's to help passengers.
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158. But wait. Your problem needs us
to let a denizen off.
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159. Can't do that
without a number.
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160. So I guess he can't
leave and...
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161. - Aah!
- Aah!
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162. Hey! Aah!
Ugh.
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163. Jesse! Ah!
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164. Agh! Agh! Agh!
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165. Ugh! Ugh!
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166. I only killed Mace because
he was trying to kill me.
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167. And I'm finishing it
for him.
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168. Ah! Agh!
Come on.
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169. Sad-One:
Ah, but he needs to get off
the train, too, but if she...
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170. Ugh. Ugh.
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171. Oh.
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172. One-one, look!
I have a number.
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173. So you can give me
an exit.
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174. That's how it works,
right?
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175. Glad-One:
He can't leave his friend,
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176. but she's a denizen.
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177. Denizens don't have
numbers.
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178. But youhave a number,
so...
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179. So we get our exit?
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180. Hmm.
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181. Sad-One:
Yeah, sure, whatever.
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182. Ah!
Huh?
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183. We're leaving together,
for real this time.
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184. Aaah!
Oh!
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185. No! Ah! Ah!
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186. You're done, sliver.
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187. Whoa!
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188. Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
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189. Alan Dracula!
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190. Aah! Aaaah!
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191. Glad-One: Wow!
That was something, huh?
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192. Well, looks like I gotta
get you back home.
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193. I really broke the mold
with you, Alan Dracula.
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194. I'm...
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195. I-I'm off the train.
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196. Yeah, you are.
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197. Jesse, you better not
disappear again.
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198. The chrome girl is real.
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199. Yeah, yeah, get it
out of your system.
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200. Hi. I-I'm Nate.
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201. Uh, hi, Nate.
I'm...
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202. Hmm. Dracula Two?
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203. Mm.
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204. I'm Lake.
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205. Cool name.
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206. Your brother's got
good taste.
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207. Aah!
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208. I wanted to be cool one time,
just once.
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209. Mirror Tulip:
Nerd.
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