1. Aah! Ooh!
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2. Hm.
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3. Aah!
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4. Ha-ha!
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5. Aah!
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6. Huh?
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7. Glad-One: Welcome aboard,
new passenger!
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8. I'm your conductor, One... Sad-One: One.
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9. Glad-One: Once you wipe those
groggy little peepers,
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10. you'll probably have
a lot of questions, like...
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11. Where am I?
Why am I here?
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12. Are snacks provided?
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13. I didn't ask that.
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14. For those of you talking to me
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15. like I'm there in real life,
I'm not!
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16. Sad-One: I'm a cold, steely,
pre-recorded video.
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17. Glad-One: And this is a train
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18. where you sort out
your problems.
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19. How about that number
on your hand, huh?
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20. Pretty cool and green.
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21. Sad-One:
Every passenger has one.
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22. Glad-One: The numbers are made
by the train based on your life
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23. in order to help you have
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24. the most personalized
experience we can offer.
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25. If you want to go home,
get your number down to zero,
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26. and poof, away you go.
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27. Sad-One:
I'm a zero.
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28. Glad-One: But always remember
there are lots of denizens
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29. along the way
to help you on your journey.
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30. Don't be afraid to reach out.
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31. Sad-One: Unless the denizen
is one of those monsters
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32. with more teeth than body.
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33. Glad-One: Remember,
you can't spell "escape"
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34. without "companionship."
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35. Uh, companion-shape?
Companion-scape.
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36. Sad-One:
By watching this recording,
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37. you've agreed to release
the train of any liabilities —
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38. Hey, shiny girl.
Don't be stuck up.
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39. Tape merchant: Fresh batch
of passenger memory tapes,
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40. two for one,
today only, real sad.
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41. Hey, sweetie,
you're shiny.
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42. Let me take
a closer look.
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43. No!
Aah!
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44. Hello, sliver.
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45. Ah!
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46. Criminal, halt!
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47. Gotcha.
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48. Ah!
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49. Huh?
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50. Huh?
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51. Right there.
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52. Dead end, sliver.
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53. Huh?
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54. Maneuver 406.
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55. Got it, buddy.
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56. Ha!
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57. Leave me alone.
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58. Not until you're ground
into dust.
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59. Hey, watch it!
Oop. Sorry.
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60. Aah!
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61. We can't lose her,
not again.
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62. Ah!
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63. Hm?
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64. Huh?
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65. Why did I hide
behind the deer?
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66. Huh?
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67. There's no escape,
sliver.
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68. We've got you cornered,
and I just love cutting corners.
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69. Mm.
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70. Humiliating.
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71. She's gone again.
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72. Don't worry, Mace.
We'll get her.
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73. I know that.
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74. Slivers are weak,
think they're above the law.
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75. She made her choice,
but they all get tired,
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76. and they let their guard down,
think they're safe.
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77. They're never safe.
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78. Well, I guess we should get on
through this car and...
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79. No, your suit
is compromised.
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80. Whoops, oh, yeah.
Thanks, buddy.
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81. If this tear gets too big,
I'm a goner.
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82. I'm fully aware.
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83. We'll do one more sweep,
then head back to the station.
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84. Well, on the upside, the last
couple of months tracking her
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85. have been a great,
truly great bonding experience.
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86. Enough. Yeah, I should shut up.
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87. You got it, buddy.
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88. Whew.
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89. Whoa!
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90. Uh, thanks
for the save.
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91. Well, bye.
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92. Hmm.
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93. Uh, sorry.
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94. I gotta do this alone.
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95. Hey, come on.
I'm walking!
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96. You go do your thing,
and I'll do mine.
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97. Why are you still here?
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98. You like this stuff, huh?
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99. So what's your deal?
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100. I hear that.
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101. You from around here?
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102. Huh, glad you asked.
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103. Nope, I'm not.
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104. I'm from a place called
The Chrome Car.
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105. Well, that's what Tulip,
my prime, called it.
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106. It's actually called
The Mirror World.
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107. Yeah, don't go there.
It sucks.
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108. That's where those Flecs
are from.
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109. I hate those guys.
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110. They've been chasing me
just 'cause I don't wanna
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111. live the rest of my life
as somebody's ref—
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112. Okay, this one
or this one?
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113. You don't care, do you?
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114. Okay.
Let's not do that.
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115. Nice.
What other colors can you —
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116. Huh, okay, brown again.
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117. You've got a nice home.
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118. Aww!
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119. Whuzuh?
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120. Deer?
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121. Hey, come on.
Where'd you go?
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122. Deer?
Deer?
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123. Deer?
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124. Aw, yeah, looking good.
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125. Okay.
Now just don't move.
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126. Hey, leave him alone.
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127. Whoa.
Hi. I'm Jesse.
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128. What's your name?I don't care who you are.
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129. Why are you putting sunglasses
on a deer?
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130. Because it's funny.
Look at him.
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131. Look at you.
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132. Aw, come on,
those are mine.
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133. Some of the cars here
are really bright.
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134. He didn't ask
for glasses.
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135. He's just living
his life.
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136. But he's my deer.
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137. We've been hanging out
for a whole hour,
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138. maybe even a little more.
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139. He's free.
He's his own deer.
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140. But if he was anyone's deer,
he'd be mydeer
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141. because I hung out with him
longer, like two days.
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142. Are you sure?
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143. I got all these pics
with him.
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144. Pff!
That could be any deer.
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145. This deer
can change color.
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146. Oh, well, this guy
doesn't change colors.
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147. He's got laser eyes.
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148. Bzzt! Bzzt!
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149. Seriously,
laser eyes?
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150. Yeah.
Well, laser vision.
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151. Heat vision.
What do — What do you call it?
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152. What kind of idiot
do you think I am?
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153. This deer doesn't have —
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154. Does your deer
do that?
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155. No.
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156. I think we've been hanging out
with the same deer.
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157. Have you been getting
two dinners?
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158. Oh, he's friends
with both of us.
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159. Now we're friends, too,
by association.
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160. We're travel friends.
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161. What? No.
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162. No, this deer and I
are leaving.
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163. Goodbye, and enjoy putting
sunglasses on random animals.
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164. Dracula's not random.
He's my friend.
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165. Dracula?
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166. You cannot
name a deer Dracula.
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167. Let's ask the deer.
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168. Hey, deer, what do you
want to be called?
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169. Dracula.
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170. See? Dracula.
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171. No.
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172. Hmm, yeah.
I guess you're right.
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173. Maybe we should
go with something
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174. everyone would be into.
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175. What's everyone's
favorite name?
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176. Oh, Alan!
It's Alan.
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177. Wait.
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178. That's it.
Alan Dracula.
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179. Let's try it out.
Hello.
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180. Have you met my deer,
Alan Dracula?
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181. Oh, yeah, sounds like something
I'd say.
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182. Good idea, chrome girl.
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183. No! That's not hisname,
and that's not myname!
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184. You can't go around deciding
names for people without asking.
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185. It's their choice to —
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186. Alan Dracula!
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187. No!
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