1. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
2. d In living colordCopy !req
3. - d In living colord
- d You know what I'm sayin'dCopy !req
4. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
5. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
6. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
7. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
8. - d Take it from me It's a'ight to be d
- d In living colordCopy !req
9. d And how would you feel knowing
prejudice was obsolete dCopy !req
10. d And all mankind danced
to the exact beat dCopy !req
11. - d And at night it was safe
to walk down the street d
- d In living colordCopy !req
12. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
13. d In living colordCopy !req
14. d In living colordCopy !req
15. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
16. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
17. d Everybody here
is equally kind dCopy !req
18. d Everybody here
is equally kind dCopy !req
19. d Everybody, everybody
everybody, everybody dCopy !req
20. - d Everybody here is equally kind d
- d In living colordCopy !req
21. d What's mine is yours
and what's yours is mine dCopy !req
22. d In living c-c-c-olordCopy !req
23. d You can do what you wanna do
in living colordCopy !req
24. - d In living colord
- d You know what I'm sayin'dCopy !req
25. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
26. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
27. - d Take it from me, it's a'ight to be d
- d In living colordCopy !req
28. d You can do what you wanna do
in living colorddCopy !req
29. Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.Copy !req
30. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
31. Welcome to another show. You know,
some people have criticized me...Copy !req
32. for not having any "Fly Guys"
on the show.Copy !req
33. Some people have gone
as far as to say...Copy !req
34. I might be a little,
uh, threatened by the idea.Copy !req
35. Come on. That's not true at all.
Tonight I'm gonna prove it.Copy !req
36. We're gonna have a very special "Fly Guy"
performing with the Fly Girls tonight.Copy !req
37. He's a great dancer...
young, good looking.Copy !req
38. So after tonight,
I don't wanna hear a word.Copy !req
39. So let's give it up. Joining the Fly Girls,
my man, CarlJamel Taylor.Copy !req
40. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
41. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
42. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
43. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
44. - d Take it from me, it's a'ight to be d
- d In living colorddCopy !req
45. Lassie! Oh, Lassie!Copy !req
46. But Mr. Tompkins, you simply have to fix
some of the things around the apartment.Copy !req
47. I feel it's not safe
for my son Timmy.Copy !req
48. I'll teach you to go on
a rent strike. I'm not fixing anything.Copy !req
49. If you aren't out of there by sundown, I'm
gonna send someone over there to help you...Copy !req
50. and your little dog too.Copy !req
51. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
52. Oh, darn. Now we're trapped
and have no way to call for help.Copy !req
53. Yes, we do. Lassie!
Oh, Lassie!Copy !req
54. Now, Lassie,
I want you to run and get help.Copy !req
55. Go, girl! Go!Copy !req
56. Meanwhile, Timmy,
let's comfort ourselves with a song.Copy !req
57. - dd
- ddCopy !req
58. Oh, a crowbar.! That will help.!Copy !req
59. - Good girl, Lassie.Copy !req
60. Now, Lassie, this time I want you to get
a variable-speed Makita band saw...Copy !req
61. with a carbide-tipped blade
and sawdust bag.Copy !req
62. Hurry!Copy !req
63. - ddCopy !req
64. Good girl.Copy !req
65. And did you bring
the special A.C. Adapter?Copy !req
66. Good girl, Lassie.Copy !req
67. I think Lassie's
trying to tell us something.Copy !req
68. - What is it, girl? Do you sense danger?Copy !req
69. She's barking in Morse code.
Only, we don't know Morse code.Copy !req
70. - What are you tryin'to tell us, girl?
- Something to do with "arm"?Copy !req
71. Uh, your arm's too short
to box with God?Copy !req
72. Armani?
Giorgio Armani?Copy !req
73. Armistice! Lassie's trying to warn us
that the arms reduction treaty...Copy !req
74. proposed at SALT II would be
disadvantageous to NATO.Copy !req
75. Hey, we know you're in there.!Copy !req
76. - Open the door.!
Tompkins sent us to collect the rent.!Copy !req
77. Sure enough,
there are those evil henchmen now.Copy !req
78. - Good girl, Lassie.Copy !req
79. If you don't open this door,
we'll tear it down.Copy !req
80. - Oh!
- Timmy, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
81. If you lay a finger
on this door, I'll chew off your arm...Copy !req
82. and shove it
down your throat.Copy !req
83. - Uh, come on, guys. Let's get out ofhere.Copy !req
84. Heavens to Betsy, Lassie!
You can talk!Copy !req
85. I want you to forget
you ever heard that.Copy !req
86. Aw, Lassie...Copy !req
87. you're the best darn dog
in the whole world!Copy !req
88. - Rocky!
- Rocky, I know this is your big comeback...Copy !req
89. and I know I came back from the dead to
train you, but this fight is pure insanity!Copy !req
90. No way, brother.
You just wanna humil... humil...Copy !req
91. Easy, Rocky.
Not too many syllables.Copy !req
92. I got light-headed there. Listen, I still
got the eye of the tiger. You know that.Copy !req
93. Look, Rocky, you got the eye of a tiger
and the I.Q. Of a lima bean.Copy !req
94. You're not gonna be fighting a man
tonight. You'll be fightin' an animal.Copy !req
95. Animals don't scare me.Copy !req
96. - Yeah? Well, this one will.Copy !req
97. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
98. All right, fans.
Here we go. In the red corner...Copy !req
99. - the challenger: Rocky Balboa!Copy !req
100. And in the blue corner,
the undisputed champion of the world.Copy !req
101. Let's give it up
for GraceJones!Copy !req
102. - Rocky Vl: The Ultimate Challenge.Copy !req
103. - Hello, Rocky. Do you find me sexy?Copy !req
104. I said,
do you find me sexy?Copy !req
105. To tell you the truth, Grace,
you're startin' to scare me a little.Copy !req
106. Harder! Faster! Harder! Faster!Copy !req
107. Harder! Faster!Copy !req
108. Enough of the foreplay, Rocky.
Is it gonna be your place or mine?Copy !req
109. Aw, come on, Grace.
I got a wife and kid.Copy !req
110. Then I guess
it's gonna be mine, Rocky.Copy !req
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112. - Adrian!
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113. - Adrian!
Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!Copy !req
114. Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!
Rocky.! Rocky.! Rocky.!Copy !req
115. ddCopy !req
116. For those sensitive times of the month
when emotions run close to the surface...Copy !req
117. Honey, look what I got.Copy !req
118. - Ohh.
- Just because I love you.Copy !req
119. There's only nine.
Where are the other three, cheapskate?Copy !req
120. God, you always
take the easy way out!Copy !req
121. And another thing: I hate the way you
chew your food with your mouth all over it...Copy !req
122. like some sort
of bizarre barnyard animal!Copy !req
123. Just stay away from me!Copy !req
124. I can't seem to do anything right.
Boy, could I use some help.Copy !req
125. For those special times of the month...Copy !req
126. you need the P.M.S. Defense System.Copy !req
127. Highly trained female counselors will talk you
through even the most irrational P.M.S. Argument.Copy !req
128. For only $300 a year, you'll receive
this transmitter that fits snugly in your ear...Copy !req
129. and keeps you in touch
with P.M.S. Central 24 hours a day.Copy !req
130. Help. My wife has P.M.S.,
and I don't know what to do.Copy !req
131. Don't worry.
I'm right here with you.Copy !req
132. God. You're so insensitive.!Copy !req
133. - Why can't you be taller?
- Hey, give me a...Copy !req
134. Stop. Stop right there. Simply apologize.Copy !req
135. I'm sorry, honey. You're right.Copy !req
136. I'll try to grow tomorrow.Copy !req
137. Tell her you love her.Copy !req
138. I love you.Copy !req
139. - See. It's that... It's that breathing thing.Copy !req
140. In and out and in and out! God!
You drive me crazy!Copy !req
141. - She's already at Irrational Level Seven.Copy !req
142. This is a Code Red. Don't say a word.
Just get her some pain reliever.Copy !req
143. Don't you see? This place
is dust-ridden, and if I don't dust...Copy !req
144. then you'rejust gonna
suck all the air out of the room.!Copy !req
145. - The bottle is empty!
- Get out of the house! I repeat:
Get out of the house!Copy !req
146. I can't!
I'm trapped in a bathroom!Copy !req
147. - Is there a window?
- Yeah, but it's five floors up.Copy !req
148. - Go for it!Copy !req
149. The P.M.S. Defense System: Because no one
should go through these times alone.Copy !req
150. Hey! Are you tryin'
to avoid me or what?Copy !req
151. ddCopy !req
152. - dd
- And now...Copy !req
153. Public Access Television Channel 53
Men on Vacation.Copy !req
154. - Hello. I'm Blayne Edwards.
- And I'm Antoine Merrywether.Copy !req
155. And welcome to Men on Vacation.Copy !req
156. Today we'll be reviewing
our little European vacation.Copy !req
157. From a male point of view.Copy !req
158. Here we are on our last stop
on our whirlwind gallivant through Europa.Copy !req
159. Wait a minute.
We got a new sponsor.Copy !req
160. Somebody better
check their mail.Copy !req
161. Tonight's broadcast
is brought to you byJewels...Copy !req
162. the gum that explodes
in your mouth.Copy !req
163. I bet you just can't chew one.Copy !req
164. And who'd want to?Copy !req
165. We started
our little trip in Greece.Copy !req
166. The Greek "peoples" was so nice.Copy !req
167. Yes. They bent over backwards
to show us a good time.Copy !req
168. Oh, look. Excuse me.Copy !req
169. Not you, fish.
You go back in the sea.Copy !req
170. Garcon.Copy !req
171. Oh, may I
have another Wallbanger?Copy !req
172. - And for monsieur?
- Oui, oui.Copy !req
173. - Bottoms up.
- Ditto.Copy !req
174. Is that little Ricky Schroder?
What's he doin' here? Don't let him see me.Copy !req
175. - Who's that with him?
- You know, I think that's Erik Estrada.Copy !req
176. Oh, well. Anyway.
Next we went to Holland, land of dikes.Copy !req
177. Hated it!Copy !req
178. And from there,
it was on to merry old England.Copy !req
179. - Remember Big Ben?
- Oh, how could I forget it?Copy !req
180. It was so nice of him
to show us around the city.Copy !req
181. Excuse me.
Big Ben was a clock.Copy !req
182. Well, we both know
what time that was.Copy !req
183. You'd better stop.Copy !req
184. You know, it's so chilly out here,
my nipples are hard.Copy !req
185. Then it was just a hop,
skip and jump on to gay Paris...Copy !req
186. but we decided to go back
to Greece instead.Copy !req
187. And then it was on
to Scotland.Copy !req
188. You know, I found it
to be quite an open society...Copy !req
189. where "mens" are free
to explore the feminine side of their nature.Copy !req
190. All those hairy legs and skirts
holdin' them bagpipes.Copy !req
191. Mm-hmm. Not since the Fire Island
Halloween Barn Dance...Copy !req
192. have I seen so many men in drag.Copy !req
193. Just a hint, fellas:
Plaid is out this fall.Copy !req
194. Our next stop was Sweden, best known
for its beautiful, buxom blondes.Copy !req
195. Hated it!Copy !req
196. So we went back to Greece.Copy !req
197. But it was very sad when we had
to leave our soldier buddies behind...Copy !req
198. and travel to our final destination:
The French Riviera...Copy !req
199. which is where
we've been ever since.Copy !req
200. Oh, yes. And to sum up our little
European vacation, we're gonna have...Copy !req
201. to give the whole trip a new and improved
around-the-world-and-back snap.Copy !req
202. Tell a friend.Copy !req
203. Tune in next week, when we'll be back
in the good old U.S. Of A...Copy !req
204. reviewing the new release,
Memphis Belle.Copy !req
205. It's the story of 10 young "mens"
in leather jackets...Copy !req
206. all sweaty, standin'
next to each other...Copy !req
207. and them long, hard bombs
crammed together in a little old cockpit.Copy !req
208. Well, grease my landing gear,
I'm coming in for a landing.Copy !req
209. - Toodle-oo!
- See you next week! Bye!Copy !req
210. ddCopy !req
211. All right. Thank you very much
for hanging out with us tonight.Copy !req
212. Taking us home: Third Bass.Copy !req
213. Come on, man. Get
out of my way, man. Let me see everybody, man.Copy !req
214. - Oh, it's like that?
- Yeah, it's like that. Keenen,
this is from the group...Copy !req
215. and our boys Shirt Kings
in Jamaica.Copy !req
216. - Congratulations.
- Bust that.Copy !req
217. Rippin' that up
forJimmy gettin' the job done.Copy !req
218. Too black, too strong for TV,
you know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
219. We wanna set this off
the right way. Hey, yo, Richie Rich!Copy !req
220. That's the way we gonna run this.Copy !req
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223. Come on, y'all.! Come on, y'all.!
Put those hands in the air.!Copy !req
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