1. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
2. d In living colordCopy !req
3. - d In living colord
- d You know what I'm sayin'dCopy !req
4. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
5. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
6. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
7. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
8. - d Take it from me It's a'ight to be d
- d In living colordCopy !req
9. d And how would you feel knowing
prejudice was obsolete dCopy !req
10. d And all mankind danced
to the exact beat dCopy !req
11. - d And at night it was safe
to walk down the street d
- d In living colordCopy !req
12. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
13. d In living colordCopy !req
14. d In living colordCopy !req
15. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
16. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
17. d Everybody here
is equally kind dCopy !req
18. d Everybody here
is equally kind dCopy !req
19. d Everybody, everybody
everybody, everybody dCopy !req
20. - d Everybody here is equally kind d
- d In living colordCopy !req
21. d What's mine is yours
and what's yours is mine dCopy !req
22. d In living c-c-c-olordCopy !req
23. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
24. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
25. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
26. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
27. - d Take it from me It's a'ight to be d
- d In living colordCopy !req
28. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
29. d In living colorddCopy !req
30. Ladies and gentlemen,
Keenen Ivory Wayans.Copy !req
31. Thank you. Th...Copy !req
32. Keenen, we got
a big surprise for you.Copy !req
33. One of our cast members, Tommy Davidson.
Give him a hand.Copy !req
34. Keenen, Tommy got together
with some of us, and he wrote a song.Copy !req
35. It's kind of like
a history of Living Color...Copy !req
36. - and how you came about and the whole thing.
- Right.Copy !req
37. - Tommy, could you sing it for him right now?
- In abbreviated singing form.Copy !req
38. It's a bad tune.
Go ahead, man.Copy !req
39. d He, yea, yeah dCopy !req
40. Y'all can soul clap
if you want to.Copy !req
41. d He came out here d
Don't clap.Copy !req
42. d He came out here
in 1979 dCopy !req
43. d He was doing comedy dCopy !req
44. d And then things
really turned out fine dCopy !req
45. d He went on down
and did this movie called
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka dCopy !req
46. d Now he's doing In Living Color
with his brothers dCopy !req
47. - Oh, that's great, man.
- d SW dCopy !req
48. d Kick it ddCopy !req
49. - See you in a minute.Copy !req
50. d You can do what you wanna do dCopy !req
51. - d In living colord
- d In living colordCopy !req
52. d You can walk on the moon
Float like a balloon dCopy !req
53. d You see, it's never too late
and it's never too soon dCopy !req
54. - d Take it from me It's a'ight to be d
- d In living colorddCopy !req
55. Well, home skillet,
we done really made the big time.Copy !req
56. We done finally made it on the set
of an $850 budgeted movie. You know?Copy !req
57. I hear what you're saying, but it looks like
the ladies we casted ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
58. - Say what?
- So, we better get rolling,
'cause we on a tight schedule.Copy !req
59. - Howie, hit that mark.
- You got it.Copy !req
60. - Get this thing going.
- Show me what you can do.Copy !req
61. Start this thing out right.
Start this thing out right.Copy !req
62. All right.
Rain Man Dingo, take one.Copy !req
63. Lights, camera, acciones.Copy !req
64. - Here we go now.Copy !req
65. Now, come on, Rain Man Dingo.
I know you're up in there somewhere.Copy !req
66. I know you're down
with the kid, little brother.Copy !req
67. I, uh, I definitely got to
get back to the big house.Copy !req
68. Uh, uh, Kizzy's waiting on me.Copy !req
69. She... She been waiting
about 5,382 minutes.Copy !req
70. - Uh, yeah, yeah, about 5,382 minutes.
- Say what?Copy !req
71. - That's how long she's been waiting.
- d I think we're getting hot dCopy !req
72. d 'Cause "X"
marks the spot dCopy !req
73. d Have no fear
the Fabulous Falanas are here ddCopy !req
74. Cut, y'all. Excuse me. Now we're trying
to make a movie here, ya know?Copy !req
75. That is why we're here.
Hello. I'm Merengue.Copy !req
76. - And I'm Lambada.
- And no, I don't wanna dance.Copy !req
77. - Stop it!Copy !req
78. The Mahogany Extras Agency
sent us over to audition for the part.Copy !req
79. Mm-hmm. And don't tell us,
I bet you're the producer.Copy !req
80. And you must be the director.Copy !req
81. Well, that's right.
And the look is right.Copy !req
82. Dig that, but we're gonna have to see
some Polaroids and some resumes.Copy !req
83. - You got that. Come on with it, baby.
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. Now I call this one here
"The Many Moods of Merengue."Copy !req
85. - I hear that.
- Don't touch 'em. They're still wet.Copy !req
86. N-Now, here you go. Now, I'm gonna
need this one for my check-cashing card.Copy !req
87. And the other one
for Robert Townsend.Copy !req
88. Robert Townsend?
Is he still doing stand-up?Copy !req
89. - Mm-hmm.
- Or just them HBO specials?Copy !req
90. I think he's doing both.Copy !req
91. But look, look at this.
We done put this together ourselves.Copy !req
92. It's a little something...
It's a combination of Dreamgirls and Cats.Copy !req
93. - We like to call it Dreamcats.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
94. But we're only gonna give you an eyeful,
'cause that's all you can stand.Copy !req
95. - For now.
- I hear ya.Copy !req
96. You rolling, Sheena?Copy !req
97. - All right, Merengue.
- Meow.Copy !req
98. What you dreamin' about?Copy !req
99. I'm dreaming about a Broadway show
and a saucer of milk.Copy !req
100. All right.Copy !req
101. Well now, now if you don't like that one,
we got another one all ready in preproduction.Copy !req
102. Les Mis-sissippi Burning.Copy !req
103. And now, get this. Isaac from The Love Boat
has already given us a commitment.Copy !req
104. - Girl, you lying.
- I'm... I'm scared of you.Copy !req
105. Clav-man, check the obits, because I believe
I done died and went to heaven.Copy !req
106. - Two angels landing right here.
- Dropping in.Copy !req
107. Sisters doing it
for their damn self.Copy !req
108. You know,
I second that emotion, home stump.Copy !req
109. This is just what
our little epic needs...Copy !req
110. to start stankin'
like a "blockbusteer."Copy !req
111. - So, we got a part?
- All you got to do is sign on the dotted line.Copy !req
112. - Howard.
- Lambada.Copy !req
113. Bam!Copy !req
114. What are you guys doing here?
This is a closed set.Copy !req
115. - Bam! In reverse.
- In reverse.Copy !req
116. Sister, I knew this was
too good to be true.Copy !req
117. Well, you know what?
I take that as a compliment, big legs.Copy !req
118. - Take that.
- Just a slight change in shooting location.Copy !req
119. Ain't nothing but a Taco Bell.
Excuse me.Copy !req
120. That's right. The Black BeltJones II set
is about to wrap at 5:00.Copy !req
121. In the meantime,
in-between time...Copy !req
122. How about some din-din? Got some
scratch-and-sniff coupons from Wendy's.Copy !req
123. But we're gonna have to
go dutch on the drinks. Is that cool?Copy !req
124. Oh, we understand.
It's not that they couldn't treat...Copy !req
125. It's a budgetary type of thing.Copy !req
126. You know?Copy !req
127. Now, who's driving?
'Cause my Pinto got towed.Copy !req
128. Hey, hey, hey, Tex.Copy !req
129. - Thanks.
- Thank you.Copy !req
130. - Mom, can I ask you a question?
- Sure you can, honey.Copy !req
131. - Have you ever, um...
- Felt unfresh?Copy !req
132. Sure I have, honey.
All women do sometime.Copy !req
133. You know how it gets on those hot days
when you're sitting in your car for hours...Copy !req
134. - and then you start feeling really sticky
and sweaty and hot.
- Mom.Copy !req
135. Yeah. Or after one of those nights
when your dad and I are doing the wild thing.Copy !req
136. Mom.Copy !req
137. I feel unfresh then too.Copy !req
138. - But that's why I use new Summer's Dawn.
- That's great, Mom.Copy !req
139. But I just wanted to know
if you had ever tried that salad over there.Copy !req
140. Oh, yes, I have.Copy !req
141. And as a matter of fact,
it tastes just great...Copy !req
142. with a dash of Summer's Dawn
sprinkled on it.Copy !req
143. Because Summer's Dawn
is not only a salad dressing...Copy !req
144. but it's also a disinfectant,
a floor wax and a douche.Copy !req
145. Wow. Man, that's really great.
You know, Mom...Copy !req
146. - I really love these heart-to-heart talks we have.
- So do I.Copy !req
147. Summer's Dawn.
Because who doesn't feel unfresh?Copy !req
148. And who doesn't love
a good salad?Copy !req
149. ddCopy !req
150. ddCopy !req
151. Eighteen, nineteen, twenty.Copy !req
152. Ready or not,
you're gonna get caught.Copy !req
153. Have a nice trip. See you next fall.Copy !req
154. Way to go, Edna.
Geez.Copy !req
155. For your information,
I'll have you know...Copy !req
156. that that little stunt
could have caused a chain reaction...Copy !req
157. that would have destroyed
my entire upper fibula...Copy !req
158. were it not
for my catlike coordination.Copy !req
159. Oh, yeah? Well, it's your...
It's your chipmunk-like dentures...Copy !req
160. that are gonna set off a chain reaction
that leads to saliva drooling down your face...Copy !req
161. and creates a puddle of drool.Copy !req
162. - Ha, ha, Stinkenstein.
- Good one.Copy !req
163. It's comments like that
which have made you an outcast in society.Copy !req
164. No wonder all the other kids
hate your guts.Copy !req
165. Say it, don't spray it.
I want the news, not the weather.Copy !req
166. Besides, you're a liar, Parnell.Copy !req
167. I am not. You have chosen the dark side
of the Force, Barf Vader.Copy !req
168. And everybody hates you,
especially me.Copy !req
169. Well, I'll show you, Parnell.
I'm gonna run away.Copy !req
170. That's what I'll do,
and then you'll be sorry...Copy !req
171. 'cause... 'cause a giant meteor
might fall out of the sky...Copy !req
172. and without me to push you out of the way,
it's gonna knock you on the noggin...Copy !req
173. and disintegrate you.Copy !req
174. Well, at least I wouldn't
have to be in your class.Copy !req
175. Well, I'm going, Parnell.
I'm really going.Copy !req
176. And when you're a meteor pancake,
don't come crying to me...Copy !req
177. 'cause I'm gone for good.Copy !req
178. - Bon voyage, Pukeahontas.Copy !req
179. Hey, kid,
what are you doing?Copy !req
180. It's none of your business.
It's top secret and I ain't telling nobody.Copy !req
181. Okay, you forced it.
I'm running away from home.Copy !req
182. No way!
L-I'm running away first.Copy !req
183. I'm... I'm gonna
go to Scuba Duba Land.Copy !req
184. Well, l-I'll be queen
of the Scuba Dubas.Copy !req
185. And... And I'm gonna...
I'm gonna live in a tree house.Copy !req
186. And I'm gonna eat
cinnamon toast for dinner.Copy !req
187. And I'm gonna stay up all night.
I'm gonna teach myself to fly!Copy !req
188. Oh, that's okay. I'm gonna go...
I'm running away to Never Never Land.Copy !req
189. And I'll never, never
have to eat fish sticks and peas again.Copy !req
190. And I'll never, never have to...
have to, uh, make my bed.Copy !req
191. Or I'll never, never have to smell my brother's
stinking feet at the end of the bed.Copy !req
192. Oh, yeah? Well, well, I'm gonna
have a huge closet...Copy !req
193. filled with candy to the brim.Copy !req
194. I'm gonna have a television set
the size of the universe.Copy !req
195. And... Hey, how come
you're running away anyway?Copy !req
196. Because I said the "F" word.Copy !req
197. You said...
You said fahrvergnugen?Copy !req
198. No, "frusen glagen."Copy !req
199. And right in my teacher's face.Copy !req
200. - Wow. You really are a bad kid.
- That's right.Copy !req
201. And now I'm gonna run away from home
and ain't nothin' gonna stop me.Copy !req
202. - What are you doing?
- Well, uh...Copy !req
203. I just wanted to tell you, I don't think
you should run away by yourself...Copy !req
204. 'cause last week, a kid tried to run away
by himself, ran right over the fence...Copy !req
205. ran into the "Abdominal" Snowman
on the bus stop, who ate him alive.Copy !req
206. Oh, I ain't scared
of no "Abominal" Snowman.Copy !req
207. If I see "Abominal" Snowman,
I'll hit him like this...Copy !req
208. and I'll hit him like this, and I'll hit him
over there, and I'll hit him right there.Copy !req
209. Then I'll push him down. And "Abominal"
Snowmen don't like fourth-graders anyway.Copy !req
210. Okay, let's go!Copy !req
211. What do you want?Copy !req
212. Hey, Despisa Minnelli.Copy !req
213. Who's this?
Your sugar daddy?Copy !req
214. Good one, Parnell.
For your information...Copy !req
215. he happens to be
a fugitive from justice...Copy !req
216. who's running away
from his parents.Copy !req
217. That's right.
And nothing's gonna stop me.Copy !req
218. Herman, you better
get on home right now.!Copy !req
219. 'Cept my mama.
Never say never.Copy !req
220. Now it's just one on one.
You and me.Copy !req
221. Okay, I just wanna say
one last thing.Copy !req
222. - What is it?
- That...Copy !req
223. Well, it's not like I care,
but it's a very bad time to run away.Copy !req
224. After all, there's
a recession on right now.Copy !req
225. And with your earning power,
you're gonna have to...Copy !req
226. Well, you're gonna have a very difficult time
keeping yourself maintained...Copy !req
227. in the lifestyle
that you are accustomed.Copy !req
228. Parnell, for your information, I happen
to be planning a very lucrative career...Copy !req
229. as a CoverGirl model.Copy !req
230. And... And don't try to come
after me either, Parnell...Copy !req
231. 'cause, uh, my boyfriend,
the movie star...Copy !req
232. is probably gonna
be the jealous type.Copy !req
233. Who's gonna help you
with your math?Copy !req
234. Parnell, if you...
if you want me to stay...Copy !req
235. why don't you just say it?Copy !req
236. I don't.Copy !req
237. I'm just concerned that...
that it will affect my career in the future...Copy !req
238. as a budding mathematician.Copy !req
239. - That's all.
- Parnell, my love man!Copy !req
240. Those are just the words
I wanna hear! Kiss me!Copy !req
241. Aah! Yuck!Copy !req
242. Just when I had forgotten
how much you make me wretch.Copy !req
243. Just stay away from me from now on,
Poopy Longstocking.Copy !req
244. Wait. Come back here, Parnell!Copy !req
245. His fly threads
come from all the finest boutiques.Copy !req
246. Hey, mama.Copy !req
247. He's the funky fresh dude
who don't have time for sweets.Copy !req
248. - Hey, Superfly.
- Get outta my way, bitch!Copy !req
249. And he's cleaning
the dope peddlers off the street.Copy !req
250. I have something, y'all.
How about a little candy for you, little man?Copy !req
251. - All right.
- Hey, cool breeze!Copy !req
252. Superfly, it ain't
what you think, man.Copy !req
253. Trying to sell drugs to kids.
You'll pay for this, maggot.Copy !req
254. No, man!Copy !req
255. And he's the dude
who always throws up before he eats.Copy !req
256. Not my face!
I'm melting!Copy !req
257. Mm! Mm! Mm!Copy !req
258. The Superfly is coming this summer.Copy !req
259. Catch the buzz.Copy !req
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264. ddCopy !req
265. Frances, this here's
our new waitress.Copy !req
266. I'm sorry, baby.
What'd you say your name was?Copy !req
267. Oh, it's Rose.
Just remember like the flower.Copy !req
268. Oh, little smarty-pants.
Mama's gonna have to spank you.Copy !req
269. Well, Rose, here at Snackin' Shack
there's a few rules.Copy !req
270. - Uh-huh.
- Rule number one:Copy !req
271. The customer is always right.Copy !req
272. - Excuse me. I ordered eggs.
- Are eggs on your table?Copy !req
273. - No.
- Then you didn't order no eggs.Copy !req
274. Rule number two:
Keep it clean.Copy !req
275. See, if you drop something,
just kiss it up to God. It'll be all right.Copy !req
276. Now, rule number three.Copy !req
277. - Black-eyed peas. Pick 'em up!Copy !req
278. Good communication
with the kitchen.Copy !req
279. I got me a bunion
with an eyeball on it.Copy !req
280. So, how are Mama's babies
doing today?Copy !req
281. I want y'all to meet
the new waitress, Daisy.Copy !req
282. - It's Rose.
- Hello.Copy !req
283. - Jell-O. Pick it up!
- I'm famished.Copy !req
284. Oh, ain't that a coincidence.Copy !req
285. Philodendron's half Swedish.Copy !req
286. Fresh fish!
Pick it up!Copy !req
287. Now, Begonia,
I want you to take the order here, okay?Copy !req
288. - Okay. It's Rose.
- There you go.Copy !req
289. Okay, uh, hi, I'm Rose.
Uh, what can I get for y'all this morning?Copy !req
290. I'll have the, uh, waffles.Copy !req
291. - Waffles.
- Waffles.Copy !req
292. - Waffles.
- Ain't no more waffles.Copy !req
293. Oh, we ain't got
no more waffles, Snapdragon.Copy !req
294. It's Rose.Copy !req
295. I'm sorry, sir.
Apparently we ain't got no more waffles.Copy !req
296. Well, okay, uh,
I'll have the omelet.Copy !req
297. - All right. Omelet.
- Omelet.Copy !req
298. - Omelet!
- Who vomit? Clean it up!Copy !req
299. I pop my pimples
'cause they ask me to.Copy !req
300. Forget the omelet.
Look. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
301. Just... Just order something else.
I'll get it for you. Trust me.Copy !req
302. - Oatmeal?
- Oatmeal, it is.Copy !req
303. Uh, uh, sir,
how does my coat feel?Copy !req
304. Oatmeal! Pick it up!Copy !req
305. - And, um, and what can I get
for you this morning?Copy !req
306. Sue begs to take a ride
on the tram.Copy !req
307. What in the hell was that?Copy !req
308. That's two eggs, pancakes
and a side of ham. Pick it up.Copy !req
309. Is there anything else
I can get for you, sirs?Copy !req
310. Uh, I think we need
some salt and pepper.Copy !req
311. Oh. Where do we keep
the salt and pepper?Copy !req
312. Oh, I'm sorry, sirs.
We don't have no more salt and pepper.Copy !req
313. Excuse me.
What is this in my oatmeal?Copy !req
314. Oh, my God!Copy !req
315. Oh!Copy !req
316. Frances, Begonia done found
your good dentures.Copy !req
317. - Oh, lucky day!
- Oh! Gross!Copy !req
318. Toast. Pick it up!Copy !req
319. Why are you huffing and puffing,
Petunia?Copy !req
320. Stuffin' and muffin.
Pick it up!Copy !req
321. My name is Rose!
It's Rose!Copy !req
322. - It's not Petunia!
- Tuna. Pick it up!Copy !req
323. - It's not Hibiscus.
- Biscuits. Pick 'em up!Copy !req
324. And it's not even Blossom.Copy !req
325. We ain't got no damn possum.Copy !req
326. - That does it. I quit!
- Grits. Pick 'em up!Copy !req
327. I did not say nothing
about no grits, Luther! Glass bowl!Copy !req
328. What'd she say?Copy !req
329. I got the toe jam.
Who got the peanut butter?Copy !req
330. Listen. We've been getting
a lot of letters...Copy !req
331. from people wondering
why David Alan Grier is always in the back.Copy !req
332. - And where are they from?
- Well, I'm gonna tell you.Copy !req
333. They're coming from his parents.Copy !req
334. David, say hello to your mother.Copy !req
335. Hola? Como esta mi familia
en Nueva York? El Bronx, eh.!Copy !req
336. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
- Get outta here.Copy !req
337. Now, before we go tonight...Copy !req
338. I have to introduce you
to our special guest, 2 Four 2.Copy !req
339. Thanks for hanging
with the Fly Girls, fellas.Copy !req
340. We'll see y'all next week.
And Kim won't be wearing the wig.Copy !req
341. d You can do what you wanna do ddCopy !req