In Living Color 1x1

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"Love Connection" host Chuck Woolery questions Robin Givens about her date with Mike Tyson; Redd Foxx gives tax tips. Also: "Men on Film."

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1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEENEN IVORY WAYANS!

2. [ Audience Cheering, Applauding ]

3. THANK YOU.

4. ALL RIGHT.

5. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. AND WELCOME TO IN LIVING COLOR.

6. I'M KEENEN IVORY WAYANS. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

7. BEFORE I GET STARTED, I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE A FEW FOLKS TO YOU.

8. MY D.J. THAT KEEPS THE PARTY ROCKIN' ALL NIGHT LONG—

9. S.W. ONE, IN THE HOUSE— GIVE IT UP!

10.

11. AND, OF COURSE, YOU GOT TO SAY HELLO TO ALL MY FLY GIRLS.

12. WITH CARRIE ANN,

13. LISA, DEIDRE,

14. MICHELLE AND CARI.

15. ALL RIGHT. WE GOT A GREAT SHOW.

16. WE WANT YOU TO SIT BACK, LAUGH, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

17. AND I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. LET'S DO IT.

18. HI. WELCOME BACK TO LOVE CONNECTION.

19. TOLD YOU WE'D BE BACK IN TWO AND TWO.

20. SHE LIKES HER MEN TO BE VERY WEALTHY.

21. LET'S SAY HELLO TO ROBIN GIVENS.

22. HI, ROBIN. HELLO, CHARLES.

23. DON'T EVER CALL ME CHARLES. I'LL GO OFF.

24. SO, ROBIN, TELL US ABOUT THIS WEALTHY THING.

25. WELL, CHUCK, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE THINKING THAT I'M THE TYPE OF WOMAN...

26. WHO'S ONLY INTERESTED IN THE SIZE OF A MAN'S WALLET. MM-HMM.

27. I MEAN, THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT.

28. - LIKE WHAT? - WELL, LIKE WHAT'S IN THE WALLET. AM I RIGHT?

29. THANK YOU.

30. OKAY.

31. ROBIN, LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU PICKED A MAN TO GO OUT WITH.

32. NOW YOU'RE BACK TO TELL US HOW IT WENT. LET'S SAY HELLO TO MIKE TYSON.

33. HELLO, MICHAEL.

34. HI, MICHAEL. HI, ROBIN.

35. HOW YOU DOIN', CHUCK? HI, THERE, MIKE. HOW ARE YOU?

36. WELL, I GOT TO SAY I'M REALLY ECSTATIC TO BE HERE.

37. ALL RIGHTY, THEN. ROBIN, TELL US HOW THE DATE STARTED.

38. WELL, AT FIRST, I CALLED MICHAEL AND, OF COURSE, THINGS DIDN'T GO VERY WELL...

39. BECAUSE HE'S JUST A BOXER FROM BROOKLYN...

40. AND, OF COURSE, I WAS A HARVARD MEDICAL STUDENT.

41. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MIKE? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ROBIN?

42. WELL, CHUCK, WHEN I FIRST SAW ROBIN, I WAS ECSTATIC.

43. I MEAN, SHE HAD THIS— SHE HAD THIS REALLY TIGHT DRESS ON...

44. YOU KNOW, THE KIND WITH THE PUSH-UP BRA,

45. AND HER BREASTS WERE, LIKE, POPPIN' RIGHT OUT.

46. IN THE EYE, YOU KNOW?

47. I SAW THEM, CHUCK, I SAID, "WOW. I'M IN LOVE," YOU KNOW?

48. REALLY HIT IT OFF.

49. SO WHERE'D YOU GO FIRST? WELL, FIRST, CHUCK,

50. LITTLE JEWELRY STORE...

51. TO PURCHASE ME...

52. A VERY LOVELY RUBY, DIAMOND AND SAPPHIRE COLLECTION...

53. AND A MATCHING CAR.

54. - SOUNDS NICE. DID YOU GIVE MIKE ANYTHING? - LITHIUM.

55. REALLY ECSTATIC, CHUCK.

56. UH-HUH. YES, WE KNOW, MICHAEL. WE KNOW.

57. SO, WHERE'D YOU GO NEXT?

58. WELL, THEN WE WENT TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE WEDDING CHAPEL...

59. WITH A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, AND WE GOT MARRIED!

60. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

61. MIKE, WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ROBIN'S MOTHER?

62. WELL, I GOT TO BE HONEST, CHUCK. I WASN'T TOO ECSTATIC.

63. YOU KNOW, I LOOKED AT HER MOM, THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS,

64. "WOW. THIS LADY REALLY NEEDS A HAIR WEAVE."

65. AND I'M, SORRY, ROBIN. MICHAEL—

66. I'M REALLY SORRY, DARLIN', BUT YOUR MOM'S HEAD—

67. JUST WAY TOO BIG...

68. HAIR TO COVER IT, YOU KNOW? - MESSY.

69. BUT I TELL YOU SOMETHING THOUGH, WHAT REALLY SEPARATES ROBIN FROM HER MOM IS CLASS.

70. WERE STILL BOTHERING ME 'CAUSE I HAD A BOILED EGG TOO.

71. IN THE CAR, YOU KNOW?

72. A BIG STINK OUT OF IT.

73. ROBIN, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME. TELL US ABOUT THE REST OF THE DATE.

74. WELL, CHARLES,

75. AFTER THE BANK, THE LITHIUM BEGAN TO WEAR OFF...

76. A LITTLE WILD. OH, COME ON, ROBIN.

77. WHAT HAPPENED, MIKE? OH, WELL—

78. WELL, CHUCK, IT WAS REALLY SIMPLE.

79. IT WAS QUITE INNOCENT. I WAS IN THE PARKING LOT PICKING UP THE CAR,

80. I'M WAITIN' ON ROBIN AND HER MOM, AND I SEE THIS GIRL.

81. SHE HAS A REALLY NICE BUTT. SO I WALK OVER, I GO, "HI, MY NAME IS MIKE."

82. DOWN HER THROAT, YOU KNOW?

83. COMES OVER AND GOES, "HEY, THAT'S MY MOTHER."

84. SO I PUNCH HIM IN HIS GUT, YOU KNOW, AND HE STARTED MAKING LITTLE WORMY NOISES.

85. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. HE WAS, LIKE, "OH, GOD, I'M BLEEDIN' INTERNALLY."

86. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY, YOU KNOW? IT REMINDED ME OF THE BONECRUSHER SMITH FIGHT,

87. AND THEN TRIED TO PUSH HIS NOSE UP INTO HIS BRAIN, YOU KNOW?

88. WHOA! WHOA!

89. I HIT HIM AND HE WENT DOWN. WHOA! WHOA! DING! DING!

90. DING!

91. WOW, THAT WAS QUITE A DATE.

92. LET'S SEE WHO OUR AUDIENCE PICKED FOR YOU.

93. WAS IT MIKE?

94. JOHN KENNEDY JR.?

95. OR DONALD TRUMP?

96. THEY PICKED MIKE BY 41%.

97. LIKE TO GO OUT AGAIN,

98. ULTIMATELY, MIKE WILL PAY FOR IT.

99. WELL, THERE IS A LOVELY LITTLE FUR SALON I'D LIKE TO GO TO.

100. MICHAEL, I WOULDN'T MIND.

101. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MICHAEL?

102. ALL RIGHT. I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT, ROBIN.

103. WELL, BE SURE TO COME BACK AND TELL US ABOUT IT.

104. HEY, MIKE, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU ON SCRABBLE SOMETIME. YEAH, RIGHT.

105. HEY, "ECSTATIC." E-X-K-I-T.

106. ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM HE'S WRONG?

107. WELL, THAT'S IT, FOLKS. I'M CHUCK WOOLERY.

108. UNTIL NEXT TIME, MAY ALL YOUR DATES BE A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD.

109. ON JULY 20, 1969, APOLLO ASTRONAUTS NEIL ARMSTRONG,

110. BUZZ ALDRIN, MICHAEL COLLINS AND SLICK JOHNSON ORBITED THE MOON.

111. IN THE COMMAND MODULE...

112. AND ARMSTRONG, ALDRIN AND JOHNSON...

113. ON THE MOON'S SURFACE.

114. EXPLORING THE AREA,

115. FROM MISSION CONTROL...

116. HAD LEFT THEM WITH ONLY ENOUGH FUEL...

117. PIONEERS SAFELY BACK TO EARTH.

118. WITH COLLINS AND ALDRIN,

119. TO FIND A NICE SPOT TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL.

120. MINUTES LATER, THE LANDING MODULE TOOK OFF, LEAVING SLICK BEHIND.

121. HEY, COME ON, Y'ALL! STOP PLAYIN', MAN!

122. HEY, YO, THAT'S NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN! COME BACK HERE!

123. PERFECT SUCCESS.

124. ALL REFERENCES TO JOHNSON FROM ITS OFFICIAL LITERATURE.

125. TONIGHT, WE SALUTE SLICK JOHNSON,

126. ON THE MOON.

127. I'M TOMMY DAVIDSON WITH ANOTHER GREAT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY.

128. YO, YO, YO, ALL YOU BAD BARGAIN HUNTERS OUT THERE!

129. THE HOMEBOY SHOPPING NETWORK.

130. YO! WE'RE THE HOST WITH THE MOST.

131. I'M WHIZ, THIS IS THE ICEMAN. CHILLIN'.

132. LET'S SHOW 'EM WHAT WE GOT.

133. LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF, MAN. IT'S LIKE A WAREHOUSE SALE.

134. LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF. WHAT HAVE WE GOT? LET'S SHOW 'EM THE FIRST ITEM.

135. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT THIS. FOR YOUR AUTOMOTIVE NEEDS.

136. WE GOT CAR PHONES, WE GOT CAR STEREOS, WE GOT CAR ALARMS.

137. AND IF YOU ACT NOW, WE COULD PROBABLY GET THE CAR.

138. PROBABLY.

139. YO, GIVE 'EM THE NUMBER. ALL RIGHT.

140. UH, YEAH.

141. OPERATORS ARE STANDIN' BY.

142. YO, OUR NEXT ITEM UP FOR SALE—

143. JEWELRY, JEWELRY, JEWELRY! LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF! LOOK AT ALL THIS!

144. OF GOLD CHAINS.

145. BROKEN IN TRANSIT, THOUGH.

146. OH, A LOVELY DIAMOND CLUSTERED RING. OH, WOW, LOOK AT THIS ONE.

147. OH, MAN. YOU GONNA KEEP IT?

148. YEAH.

149. I'M SORRY, CUSTOMERS. THAT WAS MERELY A DISPLAY ITEM.

150. WE GOT CALLERS ALREADY. DAMN!

151. HELLO. WELCOME TO THE HOMEBOY SHOPPING NETWORK.

152. THAT'S MY WIFE'S RING!

153. ON YOU, YOU SLEAZY, SLIMY, SON OF A—

154. ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

155. YO, CHECK THESE OUT. THIS IS SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.

156. THESE ARE THE TOP-OF-THE-LINE STUFF, MAN, YOU KNOW?

157. TVs YOU MIGHT FIND AT SOME OF THE BETTER HOTELS.

158. MATTER OF FACT, THESE ARE THE SAME TVs YOU FIND IN THE BETTER HOTELS.

159. YEAH. YO, CHECK IT OUT.

160. THEY'RE A LITTLE WOBBLY, RIGHT? THEY'RE A LITTLE BIT WOBBLY. BUT CHECK THIS OUT.

161. IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN THESE FREE GIDEON BIBLES...

162. YOU JUST THROW 'EM ALL THE WAY UNDERNEATH LIKE THAT. CHECK IT OUT.

163. STRAIGHT!

164. OH, YEAH, NOW FOR YOU CABLE BUFFS OUT THERE, MAN, WE GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.

165. CHECK THIS OUT. CHECK THIS OUT.

166. NOW...

167. YO, NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET, LIKE,

168. OUT THERE—

169. BUT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TALK DIRECTLY TO THE ASTRONAUTS.

170. AIN'T THAT LOVELY? SHOW 'EM THE OTHER STUFF. SHOW 'EM THE OTHER STUFF.

171. THIS IS SOMETHIN' SPECIAL.

172. AT-HOME BANKIN'.

173. YO, YO, YO.

174. ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS HOOK THIS BAD BOY UP IN YOUR HOUSE,

175. AND WHAT YOU GOT? YOU THROW THE CARD IN THERE— BOOM—

176. OR SOMEBODY ELSE'S CARD— BOOM— LIKE THAT,

177. MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY.

178. [ Siren Blaring, Approaching ]

179. UH-OH! DO I HEAR A BLUELIGHT SPECIAL? I THINK SO.

180. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE MOVIN' LOCATIONS.

181. SO, JOIN US NEXT WEEK ON THE HOMEBOY SHOPPING NETWORK.

182. DIFFERENT CORNER.

183. PEACE!

184. HI. THIS IS REDD FOXX WITH YOUR 1990 TAX TIPS.

185. TIP NUMBER ONE— PAY 'EM.

186. IF THE I.R.S. MAN SHOW UP TO YOUR HOUSE,

187. LIE... ABOUT EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY WHO YOU IS.

188. GET BACK TO WORK, YOU CRUSTY OLD HEATHEN.

189. OH, LORD! I THOUGHT I FLUSHED MY TOILET.

190. I'M THE ONE WHO SAVE YOU FROM THE I.R.S.

191. YOU BELONG TO ME NOW.

192. CLEANIN' UP AND DUSTIN' IN HERE,

193. COME IN THE ROOM, MASSAGE MY FEET...

194. ON MY BACK!

195. OH, LORD! THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.

196. SOMEBODY HELP ME! EDDIE! RICHARD! LAMONT!

197. TO COME GET BUBBLES.

198. COME HERE, YOU OLD GEEZER.

199. YOU MY LOVE SLAVE NOW.

200. IF YOUR BREASTS DROP ANY LOWER, THEY'RE GONNA BE KNEES.

201. YOU GOT THE DEVIL IN YOU!

202. OH, LORD, SOMEBODY HELP ME. I'D GIVE YOU FIVE OF THESE,

203. BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET NONE OF THAT DOG SPIT ON MY HANDS.

204. IF IT KILLS YOU, FRED.

205. IT WILL! ELIZABETH, I'M COMIN' TO JOIN YOU, HONEY,

206. RIPPLE AND AN OLD TOOTHBRUSH.

207. SAVE ME! SOMEBODY, HELP ME!

208. AT THIS CLOTHING STORE AND I WAS OUT OF CASH.

209. MY EQUITY EXPRESS GOLD CARD.

210. FROM THE STORE MANAGER.

211. OF A CUSTOMER TRYING TO USE AN EQUITY EXPRESS CARD.

212. FROM THE MANAGER'S DESCRIPTION OF THE MAN,

213. IT WAS CLEAR HE WASN'T THE RIGHT SORT TO BE CARRYING A GOLD CARD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

214. ON HIS CREDIT.

215. I KNEW MY CREDIT WAS GOOD, 'CAUSE I JUST PAID MY BILL.

216. TO SEE MY DRIVER'S LICENSE, I GAVE HIM THAT.

217. MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, NO PROBLEM.

218. MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME, I HAD THAT TOO.

219. YOU SEE, THIS HAD HAPPENED BEFORE.

220. OUR QUESTIONS EASILY.

221. THAT IT WAS HIS CARD.

222. BUT I WASN'T GIVING UP SO FAST.

223. TO THE CUSTOMER DIRECTLY.

224. THE BOB HOPE INVITATIONAL GOLF TOURNAMENT IN 1978.

225. I SAID, "KISS MY BUTT, BITCH."

226. APPROVE MY CREDIT.

227. I HAD HIM.

228. INTERSTATE PHONE LINES IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE.

229. TO STALL HIM WHILE I CALLED THE POLICE.

230. EVERYTHING WAS COOL...

231. TREATING ME REAL NICE, A LITTLE TOO NICE.

232. THEY GIFT WRAPPED MY SHIRT, THEY SERVED ME HORS D'OEUVRES AND STARTED DOING MAGIC TRICKS.

233. THEN IT GOT A LITTLE LATE, SO I GOT UP TO LEAVE.

234. LUCKILY, THE COPS GOT THERE IN TIME.

235. SURE HE SUED US AND WON,

236. AND THE STORE MANAGER WAS GRATEFUL.

237. YOU SEE, HELPING PEOPLE IS WHAT WE'RE ALL ABOUT.

238. EQUITY EXPRESS, DON'T LEAVE YOUR CRIB WITHOUT IT,

239. OR YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE OR YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE,

240. OR YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA, OR YOUR BLOOD TYPE,

241. OR YOUR PASSPORT, OR YOUR DENTAL RECORDS, OR YOUR FINGERPRINTS,

242. FROM THE PRESIDENT.

243. AND NOW, PUBLIC ACCESS PRESENTS MEN ON FILMS.

244. HELLO. I'M BLAYNE EDWARDS. AND I'M ANTOINE MERRIWETHER.

245. AND WELCOME TO MEN ON FILMS.

246. WE'RE GONNA BE REVIEWING THE LATEST FILMS.

247. POINT OF VIEW.

248. FIRST UP, IS THAT CONTROVERSIAL MOVIE— DO THE RIGHT THING.

249. NOW I LIKE LITTLE SPIKE LEE'S COURAGE IN MAKING THIS FILM.

250. HE MIXED THE RACIAL TENSION WITH THE VIOLENCE...

251. DO THE RIGHT THING.

252. COME ON OUT OF THE CLOSET. DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE WHO YOU IS—

253. BLACK, WHITE OR WHATEVER. MM-HMM.

254. AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH, RUTH.

255. NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT AN EXCITING NEW FILM— KARATE KID, PART THREE.

256. IT'S ALL ABOUT MEN WORKING OUT THEIR PROBLEMS IN A VERY PHYSICAL WAY.

257. IT WAS ALL SO PRIMITIVE. MM-HMM.

258. MR. MIYAGI, PLAYED BY LITTLE PAT MORITA.

259. OOH, AND THAT RALPH MACCHIO, THREE WORDS— FAB-U-LOUS.

260. BOY, I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD WHEN I'M 40. STOP.

261. BUT I HAVE TO DISAGREE. I DISAGREE.

262. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH VIOLENCE IN THIS MOVIE.

263. DON'T GET MAD.

264. STOP.

265. MY SCARF.

266. DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

267. THEY WENT ALL WRONG. WHAT'S ALL THIS KICKIN' ABOUT?

268. ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.

269. BEEN A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE ABOUT THE SPECIAL FRIENDSHIP...

270. BETWEEN A MATURE, MASCULINE, OLDER MAN...

271. AND A TENDER, RIPENING, CONSENTING YOUNG MAN.

272. SEE, I THINK AMERICA'S READY FOR THAT.

273. YOU KNOW I KNOW I AM.

274. I BET YOU IS.

275. NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT A FILM I'VE BEEN ANXIOUSLY AWAITIN' TO SEE—

276. GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.

277. I AIN'T GONNA TOUCH IT.

278. GETS TWO SNAPS UP.

279. TELL IT.

280. WHY DON'T YOU STOP. YES.

281. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME FILMS THAT ARE SOON TO COME OUT ON VIDEO.

282. FIRST UP IS BLACK WIDOW, STARRING THERESA RUSSELL AND DEBRA WINGER.

283. HATED IT.

284. IS MISS FIRECRACKER.

285. IS THAT GENE ANTHONY RAY'S NEW MOVIE?

286. HOLLY HUNTER.

287. HATED IT.

288. DANGEROUS LIAISONS,

289. AND GLENN CLOSE.

290. YOU KNOW, JOHN MALKOVICH IS LIKE EVERY MOVIEGOER'S FANTASY.

291. ALONE AT NIGHT JUST THINKIN' ABOUT HIS...

292. INTENSITY. YES.

293. WHAT'D YOU THINK OF GLENN CLOSE? OH, I LOVED HIM.

294. THE PRODUCERS FOR DARING TO CAST A MAN IN THAT ROLE.

295. I MEAN, THAT REALLY MADE THE PICTURE FOR ME.

296. HELLO! GLENN CLOSE IS A WOMAN.

297. CLUTCH THE PEARLS! WHAT A SNEAKY THING TO DO!

298. WHY YOU ALWAYS SAYIN' STUFF LIKE THAT?

299. WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.

300. WHEN WE TALK ABOUT MEL GIBSON'S LETHAL WEAPON?

301. I HOPE IT'S LOADED. YOU CRAZY.

302. THANK YOU.

303. ALL RIGHT. ON BEHALF OF THE CAST AND MYSELF,

304. FOR JOINING US TONIGHT.

305. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. BYE-BYE.