Impractical Jokers 6x7

1. Coming up, will Q be the hero

2. of a special four-man challenge?

3. Why is Murr keeping it under wraps?

4. It's cold out, so I wore a blankie.

5. And which losing joker will be caught off guard

6. in tonight's spur-of-the-moment punishment?

7. Prepare for something amazing.

8. Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

9. I want my mommy!

10. I will never forgive you!

11. Larry!

12. For the first time ever,

13. all four of us will be competing at the same time.

14. We'll be sitting in a waiting room among strangers,

15. secretly trying to make each other laugh.

16. If you laugh, you're eliminated.

17. And the last man standing will win.

18. 2...

19. 4...

20. Representative.

21. Representative.

22. Erectile dysfunction.

23. Erec—

24. Erectile dysfunction.

25. Call back.

26. I'm sorry.

27. Hmm.

28. Hmm.

29. Ah.

30. Hmm.

31. Sorry about that.

32. Sexy selfie.

33. Multiracial selfie.

34. Excuse me.

35. You guys all waiting for a photo shoot, too?

36. - Yeah. - What do you guys do?

37. Uh, I write.

38. What do you do?

39. If anybody wants my card.

40. I'm a doctor.

41. I'm a good gyne.

42. doctor."

43. And my whole bag of props useless now

44. 'cause he pulled out doctor."

45. Damn it.

46. Have you been at your craft a long time?

47. Six years now. I'm 40, so it took a while.

48. There was a lot of school.

49. It's been my experience,

50. you never end up where you started off at.

51. Yeah, my degree was finance.

52. Finance?

53. Sorry? I had an accounting degree coming out of college,

54. but I don't do it anymore.

55. I was a CPA for a while.

56. Then I got into sales.

57. - How's that working out? - It's great.

58. Q: There you go. Sal's out.

59. Come on down!

60. Damn it. Two dogs humping? I thought it was —

61. First of all, your ponytail

62. almost eliminated me from the walk in.

63. I know. I saw that.

64. And then there were two.

65. Uh-oh.

66. - Did he just fart?

67. Hey. Are you all right?

68. Yes. I slipped on the stupid pencils.

69. Q: Oh, you've got to get up and —

70. Oh, Murray's out!

71. Gatto takes it with an ass to the face!

72. What an ending!

73. Joe was the "laugh" man standing,

74. so he's safe from the loser board.

75. Today we're going up to park-goers

76. and asking them if they agree or disagree.

77. The catch is the weird thing we're trying to convince them

78. to agree with has been given to us by the other guys.

79. If the stranger doesn't agree, you lose.

80. You got kids?

81. Oh, yeah. I need this job.

82. It's Murr and Q in a Joker vs. Joker challenge.

83. Q: Ah.

84. All right, Q, let's go. Here we go.

85. Hey, they drained that fountain, huh?

86. Usually, like, there's, like, a fountain

87. with all sorts of water flowing in it and stuff like that.

88. That's the definition of a fountain.

89. Let me ask you something. Agree or disagree?

90. Three best words in the English language.

91. Three best words in the English language.

92. "Mangle," "ding-dong,"turd."

93. "Mangle," "ding-dong,"turd."

94. Agree or disagree?

95. But I feel like you can get any point across

96. with mangle, ding-dong, and turd.

97. What sort of ding-dong mangled this fountain by draining it?

98. My day's now a turd.

99. - Right? - Yeah.

100. You agree?

101. Some ding-dong mangled your day?

102. - Made it a turd day? Yeah. - Yeah.

103. So those are the three best words, right,

104. English language — you agree with me?

105. I'd say so.

106. - Yeah. - Yeah. Why not?

107. - Yeah! - Yeah! Well done.

108. All right, ding-dong, I got to go drop a turd.

109. I'll mangle you later.

110. - All right. - All right, buddy. Thank you.

111. Why is he in that?

112. He looks like a homeless superhero.

113. I underestimated the weather. It's cold out.

114. So you brought a blanket instead of a jacket?

115. I have a T-shirt on.

116. I look like Bon Jovi in the "Steel Cowboy" video.

117. Yeah, but you're not a steel cowboy. It's a steel horse.

118. Do you even know what a steel horse is?

119. It's a horse, right?

120. It's a motorcycle, dope!

121. Ohh.

122. Do you like this afghan?

123. Anyways, agree or disagree?

124. Gift cards are the dry hump of Christmas presents.

125. Gift cards are the dry humps of Christmas presents, right?

126. Nobody's really satisfied, right?

127. Do you agree or disagree?

128. You disagree?

129. - Oh. - Oh.

130. I see what you're saying — like, right time, right place,

131. right person — dry hump's great, but —

132. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

133. Don't you think that gift cards

134. are like the dry hump of Christmas gifts?

135. Who raises their hand if you agree?

136. Just — No? Okay.

137. Forget it. Thanks. Have a great lunch.

138. It's cold out, so I wore a blankie.

139. Agree or disagree?

140. She be stanky.

141. She be stankin'.

142. Right?

143. Sure? Great. See you later.

144. Q: Wow.

145. Everyone was in agreement,

146. so Murr and Q are safe from the loser board.

147. Today we're at Artevino Studio

148. teaching a "mommy and me" art class.

149. While leading the class, you'll have to do and say

150. whatever the other guys tell you.

151. If you refuse any of it, any of it at all, you lose.

152. Hopefully, it's a-parent that we're kid-ing.

153. - That's not good. - That —

154. - You tried, though. - Let's just leave it.

155. Sal, turn around, turn around.

156. - Turn my back to them? - Yeah, back to the class.

157. Just be seated there with your head in your hands

158. when the class comes in.

159. You can just sit anywhere.

160. Get up, do that big sigh, and compose yourself.

161. Look at this little girl looking at him!

162. How is everybody?

163. Sal, you are the teacher, they are the students.

164. They must bow with respect.

165. Is that gonna be a rainbow?

166. As a sign of respect, we'll bow.

167. - Yeah! - Yeah! All right!

168. Q: Sal, feel the front apron pocket there.

169. We put a little something in there for you.

170. Just offer some to the kids.

171. Loose candies?

172. Oh, you're getting looks.

173. Loose candies?

174. Oh, this is definitely a heart. Very good.

175. Sal, you've been talking about that extra ticket to Burning Man.

176. See if any of these little kids want to go to Burning Man with you.

177. Here it comes.

178. Any interest in going to Burning Man?

179. With me?

180. Oh.

181. So that's a hard no?

182. So that's — that's a hard no, then?

183. Any interest at all in going to Burning Man?

184. No.

185. - "No."

186. - All right. - Good.

187. Loose candies?

188. Hi, guys!

189. This is your canvas, okay,

190. and Mom's gonna be drawing on her canvas, okay?

191. Remember, don't eat the paint. Don't. Eat. The paint.

192. Don't. Eat. The paint.

193. Don't eat it. It's no good. Don't eat it.

194. I no eat paint!

195. Oh, my God. This kid is adorable.

196. Do you think you're gonna draw anything up here?

197. Oh, oh, excuse me. I got to take this call.

198. Give me one second. I'm sorry. My phone.

199. It's your boss, Dora. You're trying to get a raise.

200. You're just not getting paid enough.

201. Yes. Hi, Dora. How are you? Well, I got my check.

202. First of all, the rate was too low than what we agreed on.

203. You know, I'm barely making minimum wage.

204. You're killing me, Dora.

205. Good job. Good job, buddy.

206. No, you know what it is?

207. It's just three years I've been an employee here.

208. You know, my middle name is "Artevino."

209. You know that. That's how much I love this company.

210. I don't want to go this route.

211. I don't want to go this route.

212. I have a competing offer from Arte Whiskey.

213. Listen. I don't want to do this, okay?

214. But I have a competing offer.

215. Yeah. You've heard of Arte Whiskey?

216. Look into it and get back to me, okay?

217. Bye.

218. Great job. Who's drawing another rocket ship?

219. Oh, my God. The kid's giving you the evil eye.

220. Oh, I thought you only had one here.

221. Did you pay for this one, too?

222. I'm done!

223. - So you have two kids. - I'm done!

224. You only paid for one?

225. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that they were doing it for free.

226. Call Dora. Ask her why she's giving away free classes.

227. Give me one second.

228. Hey, Dora. It's James.

229. Yeah, I just found out that all these people are here for free?

230. Why you giving away free classes?

231. I work on commission.

232. Joe, strike a pose right now.

233. All right. When someone walks in,

234. just go, "Who vants to paint?"

235. All right.

236. Hold it.

237. Who likes to paint?

238. Ha ha ha-ha!

239. Every time somebody comes in, you say, "Who vants to paint?"

240. Who vants to — No.

241. That wasn't a student.

242. All right. Oh. Joe, strike a pose.

243. Who vants to paint?

244. Yes, yes. First mommy and me. I do the advanced.

245. Oh.

246. Keep having them look all around.

247. Joe, say to the mother right there, her painting,

248. "Oh, person with deformity?"

249. Person deform— deformed?

250. Huh?

251. The — This person —

252. Oh, this person deformed?

253. No. It's a dolphin, dolphin.

254. Anyone have toothpick?

255. Anyone have toothpick? Toothpick?

256. Huh?

257. I have piece of gabagool.

258. I have piece of gabagool in my teeth.

259. No.

260. Use the wood side of a paintbrush to get it out.

261. Toothpick? No. Ah! Gabagool.

262. Teethpick.

263. Gabagool. Gabagool.

264. Toothpick, gabagool.

265. Gabagool gone.

266. Joey, go over to the fridge and get your head stuck in it.

267. Stuck. Stuck.

268. Stuck.

269. Gabagool.

270. Gabagool!

271. Q: She just gave the crazy sign to the little girl.

272. Gabagool!

273. Here we go. They're coming to help you.

274. Stuck!

275. Make it open so easily, like she just opens it.

276. Ga— Oh, yeah.

277. Hi, everybody. Ready to do this?

278. Aw. Excellent. This is what I like to see.

279. Q, go up behind the kid in the green shirt.

280. What's your name, buddy? Matthew.

281. Lean in and just go softly,

282. "You think you're better than me?"

283. - Hey. - Yeah.

284. What, do you think you're better than me?

285. Everybody thinks they're better than me.

286. Now, Q, there's a blow dryer plugged in on the table.

287. Go and blow your hair out.

288. People ask me all the time,

289. "What's it like to spend your days painting?"

290. I got to tell you. I love it.

291. Go talk in one direction

292. while the hair dryer's pointing in another direction.

293. Yeah, I just want you guys to enjoy painting, you know?

294. It's blowing right in her face!

295. Q: I like your use of colors, honey.

296. - She's pissed. - I like it.

297. It looks like the honey bear.

298. - Oh, my gosh! - You see her face?

299. Oh. It's on "cool," right?

300. It's like a nice breeze.

301. To your right, there's a cup filled with red paint.

302. Nice.

303. And then grab a big paint brush.

304. And then I just want you to pick any canvas you want,

305. and draw a huge "X" from corner to corner.

306. I mean, it's not doable.

307. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

308. Oof. I think I'm just gonna draw a red "X" on my head.

309. You know what I'm saying?

310. Oh, that's interesting

311. because we just checked the score board, buddy.

312. You lost this episode.

313. Ahh!

314. Here's your punishment, bud.

315. Draw an "X" on every canvas in the room.

316. Look at all these canvases!

317. Welcome to your punishment, jerk!

318. Oh, my God.

319. This is basically the w— impossible.

320. So what if someone pulls the painting away?

321. He's crushing dreams.

322. Just answer me.

323. - What's gonna happen? - I don't know!

324. These all sound like Q's problems.

325. This is basically impossible. You know what I'm saying?

326. Ooh.

327. Everybody's looking good.

328. Let's see each painting.

329. All right. We're gonna —

330. Oh, I like your cat. Oh, I love your little cat.

331. Oh, this is tough.

332. What —

333. Here we go.

334. Oh, dear.

335. No!

336. Finished!

337. - Oh! - Oh!

338. That's good.

339. No!

340. All right, bud, keep going.

341. Oh, God.

342. Look at their faces.

343. This does not feel right.

344. That's two. Six more to go.

345. What do we got here?

346. Aww. How cute.

347. Oh, God. Oh, my God.

348. Oh, no!

349. Oh, there you go.

350. No!

351. No!

352. Oh, that's a cute bear. That's —

353. Oh, my God.

354. Oh, no!

355. - Not the pig! Not the pig! - What are you doing?

356. Not the pig!

357. Oh, my God.

358. Oh, boy.

359. Here's number five.

360. Now they know it's coming.

361. Oh, my God.

362. Oh!

363. No!

364. My life is horrible.

365. Ugh!

366. I've gotta —

367. We got to —

368. - Oh, my God. - You get that "X" on!

369. - You have to do it. - You get that "X" on.

370. It's a punishment. You have to.

371. You get that "X" on!

372. Oh, no!

373. Oh.

374. Ohh!

375. I can't even watch this.

376. This is the last one, Q.

377. Oh, I got the fat sweats. I got the fat sweats.

378. I got the fat sweats!

379. I got the fat sweats!

380. I don't like me right now.

381. That refusal was a big mistake.

382. You only would have had to do one, buddy.

383. Oh, I got to go puke.

384. Hello, everybody.

385. Was that the weirdest art class you've ever been to?

386. - Yeah. - Yes?

387. It's 'cause you were just on that TV show called "Impractical Jokers."

388. What?

389. Q: God. That was the worst thing

390. I've ever had to do in my entire life.

391. I still hate you.

392. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

393. Oh, man.

394. Ooh. So I guess anything can happen on "Impractical Jokers"

395. 'cause Q just had a surprise punishment.

396. And I guess we're gonna show you behind the scenes,

397. although we were not prepared for this.

398. Oh.

399. Here's your punishment, bud.

400. An "X" on every canvas in the room.

401. Welcome to your punishment, jerk!

402. Okay. I guess we're gonna do an "Impractical Insider."

403. Here we go.

404. Oh, God.

405. Oh, no!

406. Q!

407. Oh, that's uncomfortable.

408. So now I have to go in here

409. and explain to these people what's going on.

410. Oh!

411. - Q, you get that "X" on! - Oh, my God.

412. You get that "X" on!

413. It's a punishment. You have to.

414. Oh. Ohh!

415. - Oh, my God. - Oh.

416. Q, you only would have had to do one, buddy.

417. It's enjoyable to see you in this,

418. but right now it's past the point.

419. Dude, that was the worst. I feel like —

420. I literally feel like I'm gonna throw up right now.

421. - Hello, everybody. - Hi.

422. I know, and I'm gonna explain to you why.

423. Because you were just on that TV show called "Impractical Jokers."

424. We are gonna offer you a real class.

425. - Oh, my God! - We got some things for you.

426. We got some art kits for you.

427. How do you guys like the surprise punishment?

428. - Did you like that? - Yeah, you're welcome.

429. Isn't it fun on this side?

430. Yeah, yeah, it's fun on this side. It's not?

431. No, it is, but I still am mad about mine.

432. We'll do it again. Don't worry about it.

433. I mean, we can make an audible of this whole thing,

434. just make this a punishment for Sal

435. and make the kids keep up the whole day.

436. Oh, my — Oh, my God.

437. Stick 'em up!

438. Don't — Wait, wait.

439. When we came here today?

440. - It was not a punishment. - It was not a punishment.

441. Oh, God.

442. Q: Oh, my God.

443. That was the worst thing

444. I've ever had to do in my entire life.

445. Oh, please. I hate me.

446. Maddie. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

447. Thank you for no one punching me.

448. Oh, here you go, buddy.

449. Did you guys have any suspicions that it was weird?

450. I thought he was just really artistic

451. and having some, like, inner turmoils going on.

452. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

453. But, yeah, no, I had no idea what was going on.

454. What about you? What did you think?

455. I thought he had angerment issues.

456. Well, I mean, that might be it, too.

457. Are you okay with it? Are you guys friends?

458. Yes.

459. But you're a little mad at him?

460. No.

461. Okay, good. That's good.

462. All right. Wow. I'm gonna go throw up.

463. Right there, from there. Go under the table.

464. Just be like, "I got to get this."

465. I got to get this.

466. Just stay there for a second.

467. And now just crawl to the back table to see what they're doing.

468. "Here I come!"

469. Here I come. What are you drawing?

470. Sal, check your watch. You know what time it is?

471. Oh, you know what time it is?

472. Who wants to see a puppy dog?

473. Who wants to see a puppy? Anybody want to see a puppy?

474. Sal, run over to the door. Open the door.

475. Here we go.

476. Puppy dog!

477. Puppy dog.

478. You're not gonna say anything about it.

479. You're not gonna address —

480. I have a little surprise for Joey.

481. Guys, I'm so sorry I'm late.

482. Who vants to paint?

483. I'm so sorry I'm late. Who the hell's this guy?

484. Hey, hey!