1. Ladies and gentlemen,
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How we doing?
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4. - What's happening?
- Whoo!
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for coming out, everybody.
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Museum of American Armor,
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They got all sorts of weapons.
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tonight and tonight only,
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as Fort Joker!
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- Yes.
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of "Impractical Jokers"
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by blowing stuff up.
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this place was crazy enough
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real working tank destroyers.
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we're gonna use it
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explosive punishment
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what this means.
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that that could mean,
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you're right.
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we are gonna roll out
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27. three brand-new challenges,
a second punishment,
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29. This is "Impractical Jokers
Presents G.I. Jokers."
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35. Larry!
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37. We're joined by a crowd of U.S.
veterans in the audience.
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38. - Come on, guys.
- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Come on!
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- We love our vets.
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for your service.
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kicking butt, keeping us safe.
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Thank you.
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volunteered for a mission —
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that I gave Q, Murr, and Sal.
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both of them right there.
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47. Yeah, there's one that
really sticks out as bad.
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have a second person
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walking this earth
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the same tattoo as me.
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does Jaden Smith.
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a double military punishment.
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55. One involves the military might
of an M18 Hellcat tank.
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56. - Oh!
- There she is!
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- Oh, my goodness.
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- Oh, my God.
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- We have a tank.
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This is so much different
than the first season.
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62. So, later tonight,
the Hellcat will demolish
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possessions.
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Hellcats were designed
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in World War II,
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it is gonna be gone.
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how about this?
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of three challenges.
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check this out.
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the American Airpower Museum,
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on military aviation.
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our misguided presentations
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by the other team.
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ask this group of people
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they learned anything of value.
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77. Whoever gets the fewest
hands raised loses.
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American Airpower Museum.
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Yeah, what happened?
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like this.
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like Launchpad McQuack.
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between me and Murr —
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with an airplane on,"
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to look like a 1920s pilot."
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88. I woke up and just was, like,
"A regular day for me."
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- Hey, guys.
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I'm Joe.
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through the future of aviation.
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You all know submarines.
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planes underwater, right?
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across country, but now...
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- ... you're...
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'cause cross-country,
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underwater.
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about turbulence,
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still have to worry about ducks.
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106. Well, you have to worry
about fish.
The sharks.
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107. - Sharks.
- Sharks.
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the new ducks.
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the new ducks.
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about helicopters.
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- Extremely unsafe.
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of a helicopter.
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the propeller on the top.
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planes should be.
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What else?
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embarrassment.
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consider them to be
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to the aviation industry.
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will be destroyed
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basically line them all up,
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at the same time.
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125. - How are you gonna destroy them?
- How do you destroy them?
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destroying them?
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all the helicopters —
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too many details...
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so we're talking real soon.
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worry about helicopters anymore.
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132. Yeah, but what are you guys
gonna do to destroy helicopters?
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133. So, there's going to be some
sort of a spectacular fashion.
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the specifics, okay,
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spectacular.
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F-80X Tactical Aircraft
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Weapons Systems Demo.
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knocked off by this, okay?
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The file will load in a second.
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It's a big file.
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the guns of tomorrow.
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is this your first dance?
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out on the streets,
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so this is the part of it
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more interactive here.
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158. I'm big fan of Chuck Yeager,
who broke the speed of sound.
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break the speed of light,
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is the next Chuck Yeager?
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works very hard.
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understand what she's saying.
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what she's saying.
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I didn't necessarily catch...
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in case you missed it,
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is a little tough.
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of Chuck Yeager.
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"I'm a big fan
of Chuck Yeager."
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Broke the speed of sound.
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the speed of light?
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We will break
the speed of light.
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will be the next Chuck Yeager?
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Bird Aircraft Strike Hazard,
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bird and aircraft.
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to all in the air.
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with laser-technology solutions
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get the flock out of here.
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what I'm talking about.
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Now...
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further questions you guys have
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and Dr. Joseph Gatto, DDS.
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how many of you
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something of value here today
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- Four. Okay, half.
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- That's all we could ask for.
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- All right, everybody.
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American Airpower Museum.
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a pilot" better than you did.
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the complete history
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trans-Atlantic flight.
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the Boeing 747 built.
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most people know.
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to be "as fly as a G6."
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that the latest and greatest,
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as Nicki Minaj.
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It turns out —
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two years to figure out
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is not as fly as a G6.
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you have tasted flight,
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your personal computer for this.
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the ointment later.
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Miami International Airport.
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on a recent flight.
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Mr. Worldwide...
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Shanghai Pudong Airport.
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funny name, I love that.
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- Amsterdam Airport.
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- You know.
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automatic gyrostabilizer
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by Lawrence Sperry.
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the sound barrier was broken
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Chuck Yeager.
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Danger Zone discovered,
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Nick "Goose" Bradshaw perishes.
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Nick "Goose" Bradshaw perishes.
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the end of the movie.
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1903 — we mentioned that.
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the Wright Brothers.
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gentlemen, of course.
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were transgender,
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the Wrong Sisters.
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topical humor.
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the Chuckle Hut
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in Secaucus.
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of my jokes beforehand.
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of the Red Baron.
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Freiherr von Richthofen,
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fighter pilot.
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over 80 victories
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his 3-winged triplane.
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still flies the skies today,
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what that means
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at the Chuckle Hut.
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Chuck Yeager.
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order a coffee,
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with milk or sugar respond,
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I'm a black guy."
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just kidding and request skim.
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- That was a...
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- I don't know.
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because that's not a...
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black coffee.
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a lot more sense.
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what you're gonna get from me
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Oh, he's got a tight 15.
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Secaucus.
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how many of you feel
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something informative
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with you here today?
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- Well, there you go.
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Well, no thumbs down
on that loser board,
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as of right now.
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of our prized possessions
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the tattooed vets are doing,
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302. - Whoo, whoo.
- Whoo-hoo!
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finale here at Fort Joker.
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the Wounded Warriors Project
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tattoo that these guys got.
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these brave souls.
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- Here they are.
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- Oh, yo.
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- Oh, my God.
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Manny Figureto,
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as a machine-gunner
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6th Motor Transport Battalion.
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38, Lives Alone, Has 3 Cats.
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There he is.
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apply to you at all?
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Uh, no, I'm not.
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Uh, no, I don't.
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Manny, do you have any cats?
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- Oh.
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when I grow up.
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- Oh! There you go.
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Chris Moran,
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as an army sergeant
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25th Infantry Division.
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my skydiving ferret.
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- I'm doing good.
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it's like to get a massage
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You haven't?
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where he goes into the city
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twice a week.
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He hits the gym.
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you look really comfortable.
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in his leg right now.
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- No.
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He's been there before.
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Very good, Chris.
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- I appreciate it. Thank you.
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last but not least,
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Will Smith's son tattoo...
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- ... is Greg Hancock,
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a Navy 3rd Class Petty Officer.
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Hey, what's up?
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just like you, too.
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How you making out so far?
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but I figure after this,
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of Jaden Smith's fan club.
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for our volunteers, guys.
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- All right. Very cool.
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and family members
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the Wounded Warriors Project.
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injured service members.
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at a Wounded Warriors event.
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at what happened.
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- Hey, guys. How are you?
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- Hi.
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Hey, everybody.
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- Hi. How are you?
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Good to see you.
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Jersey on your neck?
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I got Staten Island.
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from "Impractical Jokers."
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It's awesome, buddy.
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you're my favorite.
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to all the guys.
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Yeah, no, good.
We're talking grenades.
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making us laugh, too,
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Honestly, that's what we need.
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Yeah?
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- Uh, where —
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and hanging out.
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a bunch of people shaking hands,
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this is what happens.
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two most important things.
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Wounded Warrior Project.
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it's an honor to be here.
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to meet you guys.
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have to thank us for this.
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that we enjoyed.
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- Thank you. Yep.
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actually have...
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- Yeah.
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- We brought...
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personal bank account.
Yes, it is.
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This is what —
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his actual checkbook.
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- He uses large checks.
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on behalf of, uh...
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Thanks for
your service, everybody.
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Thank you.
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- Thank you, guys.
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have a talk about this.
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the dance battle, so...
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412. Everybody wave at the camera
for the big finish.
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413. - Yay!
- Yay!
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414. Yes!
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415. What a great organization.
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416. We're very proud
to have been a part of it,
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417. and we hope you guys
help them out, too.
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418. All right, let's check
out the next challenge
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419. where we aim for glory
with the help of Old Glory.
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420. And if you don't know
what Old Glory is,
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421. that's a nickname that
we give to the flag —
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422. Yeah, they — they get it.
You're over-explaining it.
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423. - They know this one.
- I was just making sure.
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424. We use flags in it.
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425. Most of these people are
connected to the military.
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426. - They know what Old Glory is.
- They know what Old Glory is.
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427. Well, I'm nothing
if I'm not thorough.
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428. This is a challenge
we call "Put Pocketing."
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429. Let's take a look.
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430. Today, we're
at Food Bazaar,
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431. trying to sneak as many
American flags as we can
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432. onto unsuspecting
shoppers.
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433. As they shop, we'll try to get
as many as we can
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434. onto their person
without getting caught.
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435. Whoever puts the least amount
of flags on a person loses.
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436. U.S.A.!
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437. - U.S.A.!
- U.S.A.!
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438. - U.S.A.!
- U.S.A.!
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439. - U.S.A.!
- U.S.A.!
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440. - U.S.A.!
- U.S.A.!
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441. Shh, shh, they're gonna
know we're filming.
Oh.
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442. Ooh, it's cold.
It's not good for the nipples.
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443. - Hey, Murr?
- Yes, buddy.
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444. You want to get the back
up here and put your wig on?
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445. Yes. Yes!
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446. I wouldn't have even
realized it.
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447. Son of a...
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448. Now we know everyone
needs to be on high alert.
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449. - That's right.
- This got past 50 people.
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450. That's right.
Good thing I'm here.
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451. - That's better.
- Yippee.
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452. Oh, he's got
a good back pocket.
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453. I don't know. I wouldn't go
for the back pocket.
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454. It's got a wallet in it.
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455. - Oh.
- Oh, no way.
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456. - Ohh!
- Ohh!
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457. - There's one.
- Prove me wrong.
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458. That was an easy drop
because his asswas out.
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459. - Ohh.
- Ooh.
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460. - Ooh.
- The winds have changed.
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461. Look at this guy.
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462. She caught him putting
the flags on him.
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463. Dos.
- Whoa!
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464. Wow.
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465. Murr's in for two.
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466. Murr's in for three.
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467. Murr's in for three!
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468. Oh. Ah!
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469. Does this guy have no nerve
endings in his butt?
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470. No, he's got that wallet,
like, helping him out.
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471. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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472. - Oh, oh, Murr's got obstacles.
- Got a traffic jam.
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473. You got a traffic jam
here, Murr, for three.
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474. - Oh!
- Oh, my God.
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475. - Four.
- Four's gonna be tough.
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476. Now we're getting into
tough to beat.
This is admirable.
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477. - Yeah.
- Four is tough to beat.
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478. - Five.
- Five.
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479. Oh, he's on a tear.
He's just loading him up.
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480. - Oh, oh! Yes!
- Oh, my God.
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481. You got greedy.
You got greedy.
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482. You could've left it
at four.
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483. You're back to zero,
buddy.
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484. Here we go.
Here we go.
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485. Oh!
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486. - She's on the phone.
- She's got a double —
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487. She's got
a double-hood setup.
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488. - Oh! There's one!
- Yeah, all right, there's one.
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489. Here you go, Murr.
Going for two.
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490. - Oh.
- Oh, my God.
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491. - Yeah! Got two!
- Oh, my God!
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492. First of all, she looks an like
American-flag Frankenstein.
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493. They're jutting out of
the sides of her neck.
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494. Flagenstein.
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495. That should've got
more props.
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496. If you saw my face,
I gave you props on that.
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497. - Great, great.
- Nice.
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498. I'll watch it back.
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499. Look at this.
Look at this!
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500. - Ohh.
- Ohh.
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501. What — By the way, who has
a conversation,
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502. - a full conversation...
- At the eggs.
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503. just, with your face
a foot from eggs and meat?
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504. Like, who does that?
Look, she's...
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505. Murray, you're
getting brazen, Murray.
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506. What's this, four?
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507. - He nosed her, to boot!
- Wow!
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508. Nice.
And she's still Flagenstein.
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509. - Look at your creation.
- Wow.
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510. He looks like Dr. Flagenstein
with that hand.
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511. And she's gone.
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512. - Yes!
- Yeah!
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513. - Four — he got.
- Not bad. Not bad.
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514. Okay, fellas.
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515. - Joey Gatto.
- All right, Joey.
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516. Sticking flags
in strangers.
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517. Joey, you're
looking svelte, baby.
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518. Yeah, you know what?
I'm a little worried,
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519. because your belly's like
the source of your power.
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520. Yeah, I know.
My core.
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521. Here we go.
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522. - Oh!
- Oh... Ah!
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523. Oh! Expertly done.
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524. He's got
a very soft touch.
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525. You know,
I don't know what it is.
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526. I need an egg
in my house.
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527. Two.
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528. - Oh!
- Oh!
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529. - Oh, oh, oh, he — Oh!
- Ohh!
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530. Oh, ho, ho.
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531. Well done, Joseph.
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532. I can't see. Are the flags
still in the pocket?
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533. She's still in the pocket.
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534. Don't say nothing.
Don't say...
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535. - Ohh!
- Ohh!
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536. What did you
do that for?
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537. - We had a thing!
- You got caught, bubba.
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538. I can't believe
you sold me out.
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539. You don't get grossed out
putting this on
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540. for the last six months?
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541. Yeah, I'm getting
grossed out slightly.
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542. My concern
is the actual...
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543. Well, I always do —
that I combed it.
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544. I just felt it
for the first time.
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545. Feels dirty and matted.
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546. It's gross.
That is gross.
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547. I have
the full-body chills.
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548. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh!
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549. Oh, this is —
this is tricky, Joseph.
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550. Now she's very
suspicious.
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551. Pumpkin.
I didn't know it was pumpkin.
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552. Yes, and the beans.
I didn't know
they sold that here.
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553. Oh, you did the beans?
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554. - Five flags.
- All right.
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555. - Oh, oh, oh.
- Ohh!
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556. That pocketbook —
side pocketbook,
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557. which is weird.
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558. - Oh, oh!
- With this pocketbook...
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559. Joe!
- It's too many. It's too many!
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560. Oh, he's got it. He's got it!
He's got it!
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561. - It's too many.
- Oh!
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562. Q: She didn't catch him!
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563. Thanks, babe.
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564. - Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
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565. Oh! Oh, she found it.
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566. - She found it!
- Oh!
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567. You take them.
That's for you.
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568. She kept them!
You get the points!
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569. You know it.
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570. Well done.
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571. We'll see how many flags Q and I
can sneak in after the break.
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572. Also, the Hellcat
is quiet for now,
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573. but, soon,
it'll come to life
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574. and help lay one of our
prized possessions to rest
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575. when we return.
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576. - There you go. T-shirts!
- Hey!
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577. Yeah!
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578. All right!
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579. All right, welcome back
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580. to "Impractical Jokers
Presents G.I. Jokers,"
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581. our big finale special
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582. coming to you from
the Museum of American Armor,
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583. AKA Fort Joker.
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584. While we're out here, Joe is
inside with the three veterans
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585. getting our tattoos.
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586. Joey, how's it going, bud?
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587. Joey. Joey!
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588. - It's going — It's going great.
- Joey!
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589. Back to you.
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590. - No, no, no.
- No, no, Joe!
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591. Joe, we want a little
investigative reporting.
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592. - Come on.
- Oh, okay.
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593. Um, I'm back here,
and it's going great.
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594. - Joe, you...
- Back to you guys.
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595. Give it —
Give us a little...
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596. Stop throwing back to us.
We want a little information.
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597. Thanks, guys, this is Joe,
reporting live.
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598. Back to you.
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599. You're just...
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600. You're not a good
field reporter, Joe!
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601. I know! I know, 'cause I'm not
a field reporter, guys.
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602. There's a lot of pressure.
I'm by myself.
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603. There's a lot of lights.
I'm wearing a jacket.
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604. It's hot.
I'm starting to sweat.
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605. Joe,
take the jacket off.
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606. I can't, because my pants —
I got a situation, okay?
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607. - You — You can't...
- All right.
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608. - You can't ask one question?
- Back to you!
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609. - Anything! K-Keep...
- Back to you!
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610. No detail, no nothing!
You can always walk — Just —
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611. Let's see how fast
this cameraman is.
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612. Back to you!
Back to you!
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613. Joe...
He's actually pretty fast.
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614. - Joe.
- Yep?
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615. Somebody's calling for you.
It's, uh... Larry?
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616. - Is he here?
- Yeah.
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617. Oh, I got to go.
Back to you.
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618. All right, give him
a hand, everybody.
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619. Give him a hand.
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620. Q: All right. Let's get back
to Put Pocketing.
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621. I think Sal and I,
we go now, right?
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622. Yes, that's right.
Yeah, let's check this out,
everybody.
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623. - Here's...
- Here he goes.
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624. He's got
a bunch in his hand.
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625. What — Oh.
- Oh!
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626. Ohh!
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627. Well, two —
you still some in.
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628. Hold on.
You got residual flags.
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629. You got two flags in.
Q.
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630. She's still in play, bud.
She hasn't noticed.
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631. They are still in place.
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632. Now they're not.
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633. Oh, wow. He went
from five to two to zero.
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634. - Here he goes.
- Oh. Oh!
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635. - Wow.
- One, right in the pink pock.
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636. - Oh. Oh.
- Oh.
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637. - And the kid sees.
- Oh, the kid sees!
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638. - Oh!
- Oh!
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639. There's the kid!
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640. Oh, the kid is deciding
whether she has morals or not.
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641. Look at the kid.
Look at the kid!
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642. - She —
- You've got an accomplice.
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643. She has given her allegiance
to the stranger.
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644. Yes.
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645. Tell you what, I would rob
a bank with this kid.
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646. Good positioning.
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647. - Oh.
- Oh!
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648. Much better.
That's four.
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649. - Oh, Yes!
- Oh!
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650. She didn't see it!
She didn't see it! Leave 'em!
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651. Oh!
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652. I saw her.
I saw her.
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653. She kept taking these
out of my thing
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654. and putting them
in your pocketbook.
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655. Was I-I...
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656. - She's crying?
- Oh, wait. No, is she crying?
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657. No, wait, I did it.
I'm only joking.
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658. - I'm only joking!
- Oh, my God.
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659. It's a joke.
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660. - Oh, my God.
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661. This has not happened
in six seasons.
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662. I didn't mean
to upset you, sweetheart.
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663. It's for a TV show, sweetie.
It's for a game show.
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664. Q, say, "We're gonna
give you $100."
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665. We're gonna give you
100 bucks.
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666. Give her —
Just give her money, bud.
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667. Here, look. Here we go.
Stop crying. Here.
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668. You won 100 bucks.
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669. Do you know what the salt
in the wound is?
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670. - She got your back.
- Yeah.
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671. She had your back!
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672. She wasn't even
ratting you out!
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673. I know. That's why
I'm paying her off!
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674. Then you turn around and do
a double-cross on the kid!
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675. Take it, take it.
There you go, sweetheart.
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676. - Yeah!
- There you go!
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677. - She took the money!
- She took the money.
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678. She's being rolled away into
the sunset as she's crying.
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679. You're killing me, sweetheart.
You're killing me.
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680. Give me a thumbs up
so I can sleep tonight.
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681. She's a tough customer.
She's a tough customer.
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682. Wave, wave, wave,
baby, wave.
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683. - Come on, come on.
- Wave.
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684. - Yeah! Whoo!
- Yeah!
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685. No kids were hurt in the
making of this TV show.
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686. Well, what does this mean?
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687. Means you got a zero,
but we can sleep at night.
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688. Well, I'm out 100 bucks.
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689. This girl's laughing
all the way to the bank.
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690. I'm out of butter.
This is three pounds of butter.
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691. Yep.
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692. What home that's not
a restaurant uses this?
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693. Here you go.
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694. Organics over here?
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695. - Oh, he snuck it in.
- Oh, got one.
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696. - The organics.
- Well done.
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697. - One.
- The old organics play.
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698. Yo, they're meatless.
Can you believe that?
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699. They do it like
a vegetable type of stock.
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700. - Oh, okay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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701. - Vegetables, eh?
- Yeah, vegetables.
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702. And then you got over here,
you got, uh...
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703. Oh!
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704. Over here,
you got butters.
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705. - Yeah, there you go.
- All right. All right.
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706. I get the twin pack,
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707. 'cause otherwise,
I'm not gonna have enough.
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708. That's two flags.
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709. Actually, the twin pack
is too much butter.
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710. - Oh, well done!
- Nice.
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711. He's got three in.
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712. You look like a ninja
out there.
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713. I am a big,
fat, white ninja.
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714. - Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, oh!
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715. He's down the aisle.
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716. Yeah, that's it.
Go, go!
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717. Oh, oh, oh!
It's wide open!
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718. - Progresso.
- Well done.
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719. - Snuck it right in.
- There it is — the Progresso.
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720. He hunted him down.
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721. You wanted a different
Progresso soup, hon?
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722. Oh,
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723. - Oh!
- Oh!
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724. I got a quick
problem solver.
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725. Okay.
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726. He's — What's he doing?
He's taping them up.
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727. You're making
a mega flag.
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728. - Nine.
- Nine.
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729. Now you need to find
somebody with a fat hole.
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730. Oh, my God,
is he gonna win right now?
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731. - Oh!
- You know if this is, uh...
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732. for, uh, sloppy joes?
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733. - Wow.
- Wow.
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734. Her head's hitting it.
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735. - Come on.
- Come on, lady.
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736. There's a bundle of flags
in your hood.
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737. Wake up, sister.
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738. Ah, ah.
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739. Get out. Get out.
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740. Get out!
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741. And she's gone!
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742. - Oh!
- Oh!
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743. - Sal wins it.
- That was too easy.
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744. Ingenuity wins the day.
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745. - Whoo!
- Oh, boy.
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746. Come on, look who
has no losses so far!
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747. Oh, not good.
Not good for us.
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748. All right, coming up,
we'll see the finished tattoos.
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749. Also, not one, but two
punishments coming up next.
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750. - There we go.
- Hey, hey.
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751. - Here we go.
- We are back.
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752. Welcome back, everyone.
The tattoos are done...
Yes!
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753. so let's see
how they turned out.
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754. Here we go.
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755. All right, first up is Manny,
who got my tattoo —
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756. 38, Lives Alone,
Has 3 Cats.
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757. Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Manny!
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758. Manny!
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759. All right, Manny.
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760. - Oh, my God.
- There she is.
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761. - Ah.
- Oh.
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762. - Hold on.
- Oh, my God.
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763. There you go —
side by side.
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764. Yeah, that's perfect.
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765. So, how do you feel?
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766. Like, how are you gonna
explain this to people?
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767. I'm just gonna say "Q."
That's it.
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768. And you think
they're gonna know?
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769. No.
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770. We'll pretend, though.
Absolutely.
Yeah!
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771. All right,
let's see the next tattoo.
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772. Let's see it, then.
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773. Next up is my boy, Chris,
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774. who got the tattoo
of my skydiving ferret.
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775. - Chris, come on up.
- Here you go.
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776. All right, ready for this?
Here we go.
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777. Oh, my God!
It looks just like it!
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778. All right,
let's do a comparison, shall we?
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779. - Murr, do you have underwear on?
- Thank God.
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780. Do you have underwear?
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781. I thank God I wore
underwear tonight.
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782. - Okay, great.
- All right, here we go.
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783. Oh, my God. That's exact!
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784. Q: Hey,
I don't want to —
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785. I don't want to say
anything, Murr,
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786. but, uh... his is bigger —
that's all I'm saying!
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787. - That's all I'm saying.
- Yes, well, you know...
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788. That's all I'm saying.
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789. - Very good, my friend.
- There you go.
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790. - Very good. There we go.
- Appreciate it.
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791. Let's hear it
for him.
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792. All right, all right.
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793. Finally, we have Greg,
who got my tattoo.
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794. Give it up for Greg,
everybody.
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795. I cannot wait
to see this, buddy.
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796. How you doing? Okay.
Let me see this.
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797. Oh, my God.
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798. Oh, my God.
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799. I love it!
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800. Oh, my God,
it looks better than mine.
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801. All right, listen, this is
a little fun tip for you.
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802. Now you have this, you got to
have fun with it in life.
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803. So, like, you're at a barbecue,
people don't know you have it.
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804. Just start talking
about Jaden Smith
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805. until the people
can't take it anymore.
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806. They'll say, "What are you —
obsessed with Jaden Smith?"
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807. You say, "Yeah,
I'm his number-one fan."
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808. And then, like,
"I got a tattoo of him."
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809. They won't believe you,
okay?
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810. The barbecue will
start to quiet down.
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811. All eyes will be on you.
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812. You pull that out,
you show them.
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813. They won't know
how to react.
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814. All of a sudden, you're
in control of the barbecue.
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815. There we go!
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816. Oh, this is insane.
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817. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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818. Oh, my God!
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819. A double pouty
Jaden Smith combo.
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820. - Oh, my God.
- What have you done?
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821. Guys, let's give it up
for our friends here
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822. and the amazing tattoo artists
at East Side Ink
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823. for the work they did.
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824. They're so great.
Copy !req
825. All right, everybody.
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826. It is time for
the final challenge,
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827. and this is definitely one
that's award-worthy.
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828. Check it out.
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829. Today, we're in the park
asking strangers
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830. if they'd like to shake
the hand of a decorated hero.
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831. The catch is the award
we've been given
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832. has been made up
by the other guys.
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833. If we can't get someone to shake
your heroic hands, you lose.
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834. In the military,
they get Medals of Honor.
Copy !req
835. On "Impractical Jokers,"
we get Plaques of Embarrassment.
Copy !req
836. That's all we deserve.
Copy !req
837. - Okay, Sal's in.
- Excuse me.
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838. I don't know if you guys want
to shake the hand of a hero,
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839. but check out this thing
I got at work.
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840. - This is not a hero's award.
- No.
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841. Oh.
9 shifts, no piss, Office Hut.
Copy !req
842. - I know.
- He said, "I know."
Copy !req
843. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
844. Everyone
was competing for it,
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845. 'cause you get
a little bit of a bonus...
Oh, okay.
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846. so the whole crew
had UTIs at this point,
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847. 'cause no one's going.
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848. - Yeah.
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849. "You want to know
how I do it?
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850. I start each day
by eating a sponge."
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851. I-It's cutthroat, though.
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852. And I use certain techniques —
I didn't tell them.
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853. Like I started every day
by eating a little sponge.
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854. "At first, I just used
rubber bands, but, uh..."
That didn't work.
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855. "... that didn't work out
like I wanted."
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856. At first I just used, like,
rubber bands...
Mm-hmm.
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857. but that didn't
work out like I wanted.
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858. "I should mention
I four times."
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859. I should mention
I four times.
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860. Yeah.
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861. Four times, but they don't
give an award for that, so...
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862. All right, bud, remember —
you have to get the handshake.
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863. I don't know if you guys want to
shake the hand of a hero here,
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864. but...
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865. - Ah!
- Ah!
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866. Yeah, so,
I'm just sitting here
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867. talking about and piss
while you guys eat lunch.
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868. Apologies on that one.
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869. I'm having a good day,
by the way.
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870. I got an award.
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871. Thank you so much.
You want to see it?
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872. Here you go.
Here you go. Here you go.
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873. It's, uh, Esten's Cleaners —
Most Stains Removed Orally.
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874. Uh-huh.
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875. Yeah, I know.
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876. Q: "What does that mean?
Good question.
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877. Let's say Bruce Willis
is eating dinner."
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878. Let's say, for example, like,
Bruce Willis is eating dinner.
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879. "And he drops some
spaghetti on his pants."
Copy !req
880. And he drops spaghetti sauce
on the pants.
Right.
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881. You know what I mean?
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882. Bruce Willis would bring the
pants in to Esten Cleaners...
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883. "And I would put my lips
on the spaghetti stain
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884. and suck till
the stain came out."
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885. I would then put my lips
on the spaghetti stain...
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886. and I would suck the stain
out of the pants.
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887. You stain it, I suck it.
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888. Yeah.
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889. "I was pitching them
a new slogan."
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890. I was pitching them
a new slogan.
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891. "Esten Cleaners —
We're up for the challenge."
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892. Esten Cleaners —
We're up for the challenge.
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893. "'Cause James goes
down on stains."
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894. 'Cause...
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895. 'Cause James
goes down on stains.
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896. You know?
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897. "I did a whole baseball
team in under 30 minutes."
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898. I...
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899. I-I sucked the stains
off a whole baseball team
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900. in under a half hour.
Copy !req
901. Other — Other cleaners
are doing it now,
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902. but it's
my specialty.
Copy !req
903. - Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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904. "They actually asked me
to stop doing it, but, uh..."
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905. They actually asked me
to stop doing it...
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906. but I still do it.
Copy !req
907. So, um, do you want to
shake the hand of a hero?
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908. I'm kind of a hero.
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909. Oh, you're eating
right now, okay.
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910. You have a great lunch,
then, okay?
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911. Okay. Y-You do, too.
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912. 'Sup, bud.
Is that yours?
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913. Oh, well, I got — you know,
I had a good day today.
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914. I got this award here.
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915. What's your award, Joe?
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916. I got...
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917. The American Helicopter Awards,
Comeback Pilot of the Year.
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918. Comeback.
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919. "I had
a rough 11-year patch."
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920. It was like a rough
11-year patch
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921. where just I forgot to do
this thing with the seat belts,
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922. 'cause it was complicated.
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923. Two people share
a seat belt, right?
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924. I only would do
one half of it,
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925. and then when I would
take off and bank...
Yeah.
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926. somebody would
just slide right out.
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927. "Well,
once I dumped a kid."
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928. Well, once
I dumped a kid, but...
Copy !req
929. but I was over
a bouncy house,
Copy !req
930. so it all just panned out.
Copy !req
931. It looked like —
It was like an extreme thing.
Copy !req
932. It was, like,
everybody had a blast, so...
Wow.
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933. I-I was always
into it growing up.
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934. I always wanted to do maybe
either jet or helicopter,
Copy !req
935. but a crash
in a helicopter is just —
Copy !req
936. sometimes if you land too hard
and just the legs break.
Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
937. I'm talking
about people's legs.
Copy !req
938. So, I don't know. You want
to shake the hand of a hero?
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939. Or — Yeah.
Copy !req
940. - Oh!
- Ah!
Copy !req
941. Appreciate it, man.
You have a good day.
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942. I got to get up there.
I got to get the chopper.
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943. Hi. How you doing?
Copy !req
944. Yes, Q, do it.
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945. What's your name?
Yeah, Lloyd.
Copy !req
946. It's a good day for me,
Lloyd.
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947. I got an award today.
Copy !req
948. Oh, man, it's great.
Copy !req
949. Q's gonna love this one.
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950. It's, uh...
Oh, yep. There you go.
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951. It's a Misogyny Challenge.
I came in first place.
Copy !req
952. Look, see,
don't get the wrong thing.
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953. I love women.
I have a blog, actually.
Copy !req
954. Brother — Brother —
Brother of the Sisterhood.
Oh, wow.
Copy !req
955. - It's a feminist blog.
- Wow.
Copy !req
956. The key to misogyny, I've found,
is to just be yourself.
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957. "But I really have my mom
to thank. She knew her place."
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958. But I had my mom to thank,
'cause she knew her place,
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959. so she gave me a good,
uh...
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960. "The key is the negging."
Copy !req
961. Well, the key is to —
negging.
Copy !req
962. "You see that girl
over there?"
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963. See that girl
over there?
Copy !req
964. "I would say,
'You know, your smile's nice,
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965. but you have a little bit
of a resting bitch face.'"
Copy !req
966. Oh, oho!
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967. To her,
I would be, like,
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968. "You know what?
Your smile's nice.
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969. A little bit
of a resting bitch face."
Copy !req
970. And then, that makes
her feel undervalued...
Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
971. And then,
that's when the —
Copy !req
972. the plaques start
rolling in, you know?
Copy !req
973. Okay, well,
now it gets interesting.
Copy !req
974. - Here's a woman.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
975. That's me.
I just got this today.
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976. "I was honored
to receive this
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977. from the broads
in my office."
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978. All the broads in my office
gave it to me.
Copy !req
979. Yeah.
Copy !req
980. I mean, they weren't gonna give
me the cooking award, right?
Copy !req
981. You want to shake
the hand of a hero?
Copy !req
982. I'm gonna go to
the local strip club,
Copy !req
983. see what's going on there.
Copy !req
984. So, there you go.
That's the totals.
Copy !req
985. Both Murr and Q
will be punished.
Copy !req
986. Only one of them will have
a special prized possession
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987. destroyed by the tank.
Copy !req
988. The other surprise punishment
happens after this break.
Copy !req
989. Yeah!
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990. That's right!
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991. Welcome back, everyone,
to our huge season finale.
Copy !req
992. Both Q and Murr
lost today.
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993. The M18 Hellcat tank
is standing by
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994. to destroy one
of their prized possessions.
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995. And Sal and I thought
it would be best
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996. for that someone to be Q.
Copy !req
997. Q.
- That's right.
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998. Q is gonna have
a prized possession blown away.
Copy !req
999. That's right. Murr, you've been
spared by the Hellcat.
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1000. - That's right.
- Yes. Thank God.
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1001. - There you go.
- I, uh...
Copy !req
1002. But trust us — Murr did not
get off easy at all.
No.
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1003. Let's take a look
at what we did to him.
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1004. Murr is one of our losers,
so for his punishment,
Copy !req
1005. he's going for a ride.
Copy !req
1006. Come on.
- Yeah, that's right.
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1007. You're about to
"Top Gun" it.
Ohh.
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1008. We're putting you in a jet
with a fighter pilot,
Copy !req
1009. and you're gonna do
some flying, buddy.
Copy !req
1010. Wait. D-Doesn't
the copilot die in "Top Gun"?
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1011. - Ah, don't worry about that.
- Doesn't he?
Copy !req
1012. - Listen.
- He does! He does!
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1013. What are you gonna do?
You got your loop-de-loops.
Yeah.
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1014. You got your dives.
Dives.
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1015. You got
your barrel rolls.
Copy !req
1016. What is this gonna be like
at Mach 2?
Copy !req
1017. That is actually the most
important thing on that plane,
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1018. so I'm gonna need you
to put a helmet on.
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1019. This has been at
Mach 2 for months.
Copy !req
1020. Well, this is —
this is what we're doing?
Copy !req
1021. - You like it?
- Yeah, it's great.
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1022. What am I looking at here?
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1023. Bard, I just want to point out
something else to him.
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1024. Just take a look right here.
Right here on the plane.
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1025. Yeah, it's got
ejector seats.
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1026. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
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1027. No, no, no, no, no. We're
staying in the plane, okay?
Copy !req
1028. Uh, more than likely,
yeah.
Copy !req
1029. Temperature 242.17.
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1030. Altimeter 3-0-0-0.
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1031. 1-0. Sky clear.
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1032. Ohh, God.
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1033. Fire it up!
Fire it up!
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1034. Murr! Suck it!
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1035. Holy.
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1036. This is crazy.
This is crazy.
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1037. Oh, my God.
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1038. They told you
I'm afraid of heights, right?
Copy !req
1039. - Yeah, I heard that.
- Great.
Copy !req
1040. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go!
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1041. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1042. - Bye, Murr.
- Bye, Murr.
Copy !req
1043. Wow.
Copy !req
1044. - Safe flight, pal!
- Try not to yourself!
Copy !req
1045. How you doing
back there, buddy?
Copy !req
1046. I'm all right.
Copy !req
1047. This feels like
a regular plane ride now.
Copy !req
1048. - I'm okay.
- All right, good.
Copy !req
1049. Ooh. This is a steeper —
steeper turn than —
Copy !req
1050. than a regular plane.
Copy !req
1051. All right,
what's our vector, Victor?
Copy !req
1052. Roger, Roger.
Copy !req
1053. All right, Murr.
Get ready.
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1054. Get ready for what?
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1055. Holy — Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1056. Holy!
Copy !req
1057. Holy!
Copy !req
1058. Planes aren't supposed
to go upside down! Holy...
Copy !req
1059. We should mention —
It's worth mentioning —
Copy !req
1060. - Murray has baby balls.
- Tiny balls.
Copy !req
1061. You want to
try that again?
Copy !req
1062. No, I don't want to try
any of this again.
Copy !req
1063. - Yeah, you do.
- No, my God!
Copy !req
1064. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1065. I don't want
to try anything!
Copy !req
1066. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1067. I'm not gonna fly
out of this stuff?
Copy !req
1068. - What's that?
- This harness is good?
Copy !req
1069. Yeah, this is good.
You're fine.
Copy !req
1070. What is an inverted flight?
What does that mean?
Copy !req
1071. Oh, my God!
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1072. Oh, my God!
Aah! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1073. Ah! Ahh!
Copy !req
1074. My feet are in the sky!
Copy !req
1075. The best is
when it cuts out.
Copy !req
1076. My feet were just
off the ground!
Copy !req
1077. How are
those baby balls?
Copy !req
1078. Holy!
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1079. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1080. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1081. That's good stuff
right there.
Copy !req
1082. Ah, you're doing good.
Copy !req
1083. - Oh, that doesn't sound good.
- His balls are in his throat.
Copy !req
1084. His balls
are out of his throat now,
Copy !req
1085. and they're all over
that cockpit.
Copy !req
1086. This is Command, checking in
with pilot Murrvick, over.
Copy !req
1087. Yeah, he went upside down,
did barrels rolls.
Copy !req
1088. I almost myself,
and I guess I'm throwing up.
Copy !req
1089. All right. It goes
against my judgment,
Copy !req
1090. but let's bring him
on home.
Copy !req
1091. Let's bring him on home.
Copy !req
1092. No, bring me home.
Copy !req
1093. Yeah, we'll
bring you home, buddy.
Copy !req
1094. - The pilot needs directions.
- Oh.
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1095. Hey, pilot, it's up
your ass and to the left.
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1096. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1097. Aah! Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1098. - Yeah.
- That was absolutely brutal.
Copy !req
1099. The wig stayed on.
The wig stayed on.
The wig stayed on.
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1100. I don't know if I would
have done any better than you,
Copy !req
1101. I promise you,
so you're a brave man.
Copy !req
1102. We'll be right back with
Q's punishment with the tank!
Copy !req
1103. Yay!
Copy !req
1104. Ba-boom!
Copy !req
1105. - All right, here we go!
- Here we go!
Copy !req
1106. - Thank you!
- This is it.
Copy !req
1107. Welcome back, everyone.
Copy !req
1108. Now, who's ready
for Q's punishment?
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1109. Yeah!
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1110. Our tank, the M18 Hellcat,
Copy !req
1111. is gonna destroy
one of Q's prized possessions.
Copy !req
1112. Let's take a look
at what it is, buddy.
Copy !req
1113. - Oh!
- Yes.
Copy !req
1114. - Yes. Yes.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1115. That's his real Jeep!
Copy !req
1116. First order of business,
Q's gonna need a ride home.
Yeah.
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1117. That, uh...
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1118. That's the first
new car I ever owned,
Copy !req
1119. and I love the Jeep
and, uh...
Copy !req
1120. I'd rather it be
Murray up there.
Copy !req
1121. - Like, I feel like...
- Come on. Come on!
Copy !req
1122. I feel like that's
my friend up there.
Copy !req
1123. - Yeah.
- You know?
Copy !req
1124. - Not for long.
- Yeah. That's right.
Copy !req
1125. All right, well, Q,
the good news is, buddy,
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1126. you have one chance
to save your beloved Jeep.
Copy !req
1127. Mm-hmm. He could save it.
Copy !req
1128. The tank — The tank is
not aimed at it... yet.
Copy !req
1129. We'll ask you
a bunch of questions,
Copy !req
1130. and with every wrong answer,
Copy !req
1131. the turret will take
one step closer
Copy !req
1132. - to get it in the cross hairs...
- That's it.
Copy !req
1133. and that is
when we will fire.
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1134. Do you have any idea
how much a Wrangler costs?
Copy !req
1135. That's good money
you're blowing up up there.
Copy !req
1136. Oh, it's not our money.
Copy !req
1137. It's not our money.
No, no, no.
Copy !req
1138. Without further ado,
are you guys ready to play...
Copy !req
1139. "Blow Up That Jeep"?
Copy !req
1140. Here we go.
All right.
Copy !req
1141. Okay, Murr's gonna start you off
with an easy math question.
Copy !req
1142. All right, this is
a simple one, Q.
Copy !req
1143. All right, I'm ready.
Copy !req
1144. So, the Staten Island Ferry
leaves Chicago at 5:40 p.m.
Copy !req
1145. at a speed of 16 knots.
Copy !req
1146. At that speed and assuming
wind is not an issue,
Copy !req
1147. how long for the ferry
to travel 128 knots?
Copy !req
1148. Why are you even trying
to figure this out?
Copy !req
1149. - The question —
- Because my Jeep's up there!
Copy !req
1150. Well, what's a —
How many knots?
Copy !req
1151. 128 knots —
it travels at 16 knots.
Copy !req
1152. You're "knots"
gonna get this one.
Copy !req
1153. But in knots...
Copy !req
1154. All right, uh, eight.
Copy !req
1155. - Eight?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1156. No, the Staten Island Ferry
doesn't leave from Chicago!
Copy !req
1157. - That's right.
- It leaves from Staten Island!
Copy !req
1158. It's a trick question.
Move the turret!
Copy !req
1159. Move the turret
one notch.
Copy !req
1160. Oh! There it goes.
Copy !req
1161. All right, I'm up.
Copy !req
1162. You ready to try
to save it again?
Copy !req
1163. - Yeah, I'm ready.
- Question number two.
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1164. Oh. Oh...
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1165. If my life was made
into a movie,
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1166. what would the tag line be?
Copy !req
1167. "The nose knows —
the Joe Gatto story."
Copy !req
1168. Oh.
- That was so close.
Copy !req
1169. "Too fat, too furious."
Sorry.
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1170. Sorry, that's wrong.
Let's move the turret.
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1171. Oh, no.
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1172. - Oh, my God.
- Here it goes!
Copy !req
1173. I-I want to stress that
I just filled up the tank.
Copy !req
1174. Yeah.
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1175. So if we blow
this thing up,
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1176. I want to know my $35.69
is coming back to me.
Copy !req
1177. It's two clicks,
so one more question.
Copy !req
1178. If you get this right,
it stays put.
Copy !req
1179. You get it wrong,
it goes right at the Jeep.
Copy !req
1180. Question number three.
All right.
Copy !req
1181. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Copy !req
1182. Q, we're all
rooting for you.
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1183. Okay, we all met as freshmen,
freshman year
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1184. at Monsignor Farrell High School
on Staten Island,
Copy !req
1185. - where we are from.
- Yes.
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1186. What is the street address
of our school?
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1187. - Oh, ho, ho. We —
- Oh!
Copy !req
1188. - No. Come on. Oh!
- Oh!
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1189. 2900 Amboy Road...
Oh!
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1190. Staten Island,
New York, 10306!
Copy !req
1191. That's right.
You knew it was 2900?
Copy !req
1192. That's it. We were —
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1193. I-I li— I live
right near the school.
Copy !req
1194. Why wouldn't I know that?
Are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1195. That is —
It's 2900 Amboy Road.
That's it. 2900.
Copy !req
1196. We were not banking
on you knowing the number.
Yeah!
Copy !req
1197. - I'm sorry.
- We're not banking...
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1198. I'm sorry.
This, uh — This just in.
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1199. You — Oh, you actually had
the wrong card set.
Copy !req
1200. - Oh, oh, there's another card.
- You got the wrong card.
Copy !req
1201. - Oh, okay.
- Another card.
Copy !req
1202. - Ah, wrong question.
- That was the wrong question.
Copy !req
1203. This was rigged.
Copy !req
1204. I'm thinking of a number...
Copy !req
1205. from 1 to 2.
Copy !req
1206. What number
am I thinking of?
Copy !req
1207. 1.
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1208. Absolutely not.
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1209. Let's move the turret!
Wait.
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1210. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Let's go.
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1211. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Let's go.
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1212. Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, here it goes!
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1213. - Oh!
- Wait? Okay.
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1214. Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
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1215. - Wait!
Oh, my God.
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1216. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
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1217. Did you get the hula girl off —
off the dashboard?
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1218. Did you get the hula girl
off the dashboard?
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1219. The hula girl is on the
dashboard, but it's stuck there.
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1220. It's stuck there.
That —
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1221. No, you got to —
You take the hula girl off.
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1222. No, we tried.
She didn't want to go.
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1223. You go down with the ship.
Everybody knows that.
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1224. We are sorry, buddy, but the
Jeep is right in the bull's-eye.
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1225. Say goodbye to your ride.
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1226. Oh, my God!
I see the hula girl in it!
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1227. - I see her from here!
- Guys, this is it.
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1228. - Say "aloha."
- This is it.
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1229. This is the moment, Q —
say goodbye to your Jeep,
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1230. and say hello
to our little friend in...
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1231. 3...
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1232. 2...
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1233. 1...
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1234. Fire!
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1235. - Oh!
- Aah!
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1236. Oh, my God!
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1237. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
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1238. Wait, hey, it still
looks drivable to me.
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1239. - I think the hula girl's okay.
- It does sort of...
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1240. - Ah!
- Oh, ha!
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1241. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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1242. - And there you have it.
- Oh, my God.
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1243. - And there you have it.
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1244. - Ohh!
- Ohh, my God!
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1245. Who's got s'mores?
Who's got s'mores?
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1246. Oh, that is not drivable.
There's no fixing that.
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1247. That's all
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1248. for "Impractical Jokers
Presents G.I. Jokers."
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1249. Thanks again to the incredible
service men and women
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1250. who joined us here tonight.
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1251. This is the end
of season 6.
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1252. Thank you so much,
everybody, for watching.
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1253. Thank you guys so much
for watching.
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1254. Season 7 —
We'll be back in 2018,
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1255. and stick around for an
"Impractical Jokers After Party"
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1256. starting right now!
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1257. Yeah!
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1258. Thank you, guys.
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1259. And, how about a send-off?
No more the wig!
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1260. It's done! Done!
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