Impractical Jokers 6x25

1. Coming up, Is Sal the voice of his generation?

2. When my parents came to this country, they had nothing.

3. What's got Q vegging out?

4. It looks like a cauliflower, but, like, you know, with tits.

5. And which losing Joker will be painted into a corner

6. in tonight's punishment?

7. Prepare for something amazing.

8. Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

9. I want my mommy!

10. I will never forgive you!

11. Larry!

12. Today, we're at Alley,

13. a workspace community for entrepreneurs,

14. conducting surveys about employee satisfaction.

15. While going through the survey, we're gonna have to do

16. and say what the other guys tell us.

17. The goal is to get through the survey

18. without refusing anything.

19. If you refuse, you lose.

20. - Hello. - This is Jessica.

21. - Hi. - This is Joe.

22. Joe. Hello. Good to see you. Hey, Jessica.

23. "That's my dog's name."

24. - Jessica? - Yes.

25. Yeah, that's my dog's name.

26. I'm a new employee.

27. Oh, you're new. Great. How long have you been here?

28. Since June 8th.

29. Joe, count how many days that's been.

30. So... five, six days.

31. I'm sorry. Hold on.

32. "It's, like, 200 days."

33. That's, like, 200 days.

34. Wait, is that right?

35. Oh, no, it's 30. It's 30.

36. Lick your entire palm to turn the page.

37. So, um, I spoke to somebody earlier...

38. Do it again.

39. He said, uh...

40. Yeah. They spoke to a Francesca, as well,

41. who — I don't know if you these people...

42. Stick both your feet straight out.

43. Like, under the table.

44. This is a question they want me to ask.

45. Do you understand the strategic goals

46. of the broader organization?

47. And now, swim up and down with your legs.

48. I think there could always be more, like...

49. You think there could be more?

50. You look like a fat baby.

51. I feel like "yes." Yeah.

52. Take your shoes and socks off with your feet.

53. And were you always in this industry?

54. - Not always... - There you go.

55. Now, use your toes. Take those socks off.

56. Sales?

57. Were you always in, like...

58. Come on, Joe. You can do it.

59. My God, you look like a baby.

60. Look at his upper body, just slowly jiggling.

61. He has no dexterity with his toes.

62. Keep licking your hand and turning the pages

63. while you do it.

64. There's, uh...

65. Your commute here, is it...

66. bearable? - Yeah.

67. He doesn't even know what to say anymore.

68. He's just concentrating on his stupid socks.

69. He's, like, "So, you need to commute in order to get here?"

70. - Get the sock off! - Get the sock off.

71. Step on your toes and pull it out.

72. You've never taken your socks off with your feet before?

73. Use your big toe on the other foot to pull the heel down!

74. Joe, are you — Are you having a stroke?

75. Joe, if you smell burned toast, get out of there.

76. You have no dexterity in your feet.

77. We kind of covered a lot of ground here.

78. - Now, he's got it. - Yeah!

79. Point your feet and start swimming.

80. Um, and would you say leading the team

81. is as important as following, at times?

82. Now, try to put your socks and shoes back on

83. only using your feet.

84. Oh, forget it.

85. I mean, we're not gonna be able to any of that.

86. I'm kind of done with it.

87. Yea, it's a whole situation that it's happened.

88. Throw a vase against the wall and get out.

89. - Didn't break. - It didn't even break!

90. Thank you for your time.

91. Joe, the odds were high that that should have broke.

92. You threw a delicate ceramic vase against a wood floor.

93. You guys had me doing the thing with the everything!

94. My feet cramped up. I couldn't even —

95. I had charley horse like a mother.

96. I'm trying to ask her if she likes being a leader.

97. And that was not ceramic.

98. That was a well-made vase. you guys.

99. - How's everything, buddy? - Good. Good.

100. Sal, ask him if he wants water.

101. Can I get you a drink of water?

102. No, I just drunk some when I came down.

103. - Okay. - "I'll take some."

104. All right, I'll have some.

105. Uh, you want me to get you water?

106. Um, please.

107. Thank you so much. That's so nice of you.

108. I didn't know where they were, so...

109. Drink from your cup of water.

110. Thank you very much. You're welcome.

111. Thank you. Delicious.

112. Well, your pants are a little uncomfortable, buddy.

113. You want to stand up and just adjust everything

114. and then sit back down?

115. There he goes.

116. So weird.

117. Sal, tell him stories about your boss,

118. but when you do an impression of your boss,

119. make it the worst accent you can.

120. I had one job that —

121. I had a boss that — he wasn't the best.

122. Like, one time, we were in the break room,

123. and he opened the fridge.

124. He saw his lunch was missing, and he was, like,

125. "Did somebody eat my lunch? It was in this bag."

126. - What? - Who is this boss, Sméagol?

127. And he's, like, you know, "I don't know what to say.

128. Somebody's eating my food.

129. They don't respect me, do you know what I mean?"

130. "And then he went on, like, this minute monologue

131. that I have memorized."

132. And then, he went on, like, a minute monologue, you know,

133. and he's, like, "When my parents came to this country,

134. they had nothing.

135. They had to work so hard to get even where they wanted me to be,

136. and I built my empire from the ground up.

137. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna come into this break room

138. to have a break and I can't even have my break."

139. Q: This guy wants nothing to do with Sal at all.

140. All right, well, thank you so much.

141. I'll see you around.

142. So, what do you do here?

143. - I am head of hospitality here. - Head of hospitality.

144. "You get the peanuts and bull."

145. So you get, like, the peanuts and bullfor people?

146. - Yep. - Got it. - Oh...

147. "Sorry if I come off a little flustered."

148. So, me — I'm sorry if I'm coming off a little flustered.

149. "There was a pregnant woman who just chewed out this nice dude."

150. There was, uh, there was this, um, pregnant woman

151. who just chewed out this nice, uh, dude.

152. "He had a beard and lavender shirt."

153. He had a beard and, like, this pretty, purple lavender shirt.

154. Oh, yeah.

155. "She just chewed him out for keeping his seat on the subway."

156. She really chewed him out

157. for not giving up his seat on the subway.

158. Okay.

159. Honestly, the guy seemed nice to me.

160. And she was, like, she made it eight and a half months

161. without sitting on the train. Like, you need to sit now?

162. Plus, I'm all about equality and, like, you know...

163. Yeah — I mean, he's all about...

164. I mean, he's all about equality.

165. He did not give up the seat.

166. Oh.

167. I think he was trying to prove a point.

168. "Luckily, some other pregnant woman gave up her seat."

169. So... So, actually, another pregnant woman gave up her seat

170. 'cause she was more pregnant than her.

171. If you could, like, pick your ultimate career,

172. what's, like, the ultimate goal?

173. - Your pants, they still bugging you? - Yeah.

174. Yeah. Why don't you go fix them?

175. Outside the window.

176. I like to dance.

177. - Oh, you love to dance. - I do.

178. - What type of dance? - Hip hop.

179. Hip hop.

180. But I've also been to India...

181. Knock on the window and be, like, "Enough,"

182. and just send him away.

183. Enough.

184. "Can a guy rock a tank here on the clock?"

185. Can a guy rock a tank here on the clock, or no?

186. - Uh, no. - No?

187. "I like to show off this sweet tat I got."

188. 'Cause I like to show off, like, my sweet tats.

189. Right. Yeah.

190. Like...

191. It says "38, lives alone, has three cats."

192. You have a cat?

193. - Aww. - Aww.

194. "Stupid name."

195. All right, well, thank you so much.

196. Yep.

197. Got him.

198. Oh, here we go.

199. - How are you today? - Good. How are you?

200. I'm great.

201. Okay, so, I work for

202. an independent HR company, basically.

203. Right.

204. Mention that you're dating a Caribbean girl, then keep going.

205. What I'm going to do is, go through a list of questions.

206. Feel free to be honest.

207. I should also mention that, I am dating a Caribbean woman...

208. - Oh. Okay. - ... which is great.

209. Be surprised at how the pen works.

210. Um...

211. Oh. Oh, I — Oh, I get it.

212. I've never seen that technology.

213. Murr, you want to pound the table while you talk?

214. Are there incentives that you would love to have?

215. Like, like, like your friends have at other companies,

216. you want it, too, you know?

217. So, take me though, like, maybe —

218. maybe, like, one or two of those things

219. that would just make this company so much better.

220. I would say, um...

221. just the atmosphere the environment brings...

222. Murr, glance at your phone.

223. "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry."

224. - ... collaborations between — - I'm sorry.

225. "My dumb-ass grandparents keep texting me."

226. My dumb-ass grandparents keep texting me.

227. Grab those scissors right there,

228. and cut that paper right in half.

229. Tell me what the best day at the office would be for you.

230. Keep cutting the same one smaller and smaller.

231. Um, best day at the office would be...

232. At the end of one of her sentences, go, "Ha, ha!"

233. making sure that they feel welcome and that, um, we're...

234. Ha, ha.

235. Cut those papers into a million pieces.

236. Right now, since I'm a facilitator

237. on the second floor for the Horizon team,

238. we were discussing how the community

239. can be more involved with...

240. I feel like our bandwidth for operations...

241. Look how little it's getting.

242. resolve our member issues in a timely manner.

243. Got it.

244. Um...

245. Murr, wave your hand in a general direction and go,

246. "Well, you must be happy that every day

247. is, apparently, dress-down day here."

248. Um, now, talking —

249. Talking about the perks of the job...

250. - Yeah. - ... you must be very happy

251. that every day is dress-down day here.

252. So, I think we're all wrapped up today,

253. and I just wanted to say, on behalf of Alley...

254. thank you so much.

255. And that's a win.

256. It was a hard day at the office for Joe and Q,

257. so they're first up on the loser board.

258. Today, we're in the park gazing up at clouds.

259. And we'll have to approach strangers and describe

260. what image we think we see in the clouds.

261. But the weird thing we see will be

262. given to us by the other guys.

263. If you can't get the stranger to admit

264. they see what you see, you lose.

265. And...

266. Chika, what's going on?

267. Every other dog in New York City gets people over to pet them.

268. What are you doing? - Look on the edge here.

269. Look at this side, then Sal, look at this side.

270. See this side, here?

271. And then, look at this side how it's right —

272. That guy's got papoose strapped to his chest.

273. Got the pampoose. That what that is, right? A pampoose?

274. - Papoose. - Papoose.

275. Oh, it's a speech impediment.

276. You just put more letters into a word.

277. Everything that you do that you call a speech impediment —

278. that's 20 different things — are just mistakes.

279. Down, Chika. Down, Chik. This is Chika.

280. She's very friendly. You can pet her.

281. She loves coming here. I love coming here, too.

282. I like cloud wa— I'm a big cloud watcher.

283. You see this one right here?

284. You know what that looks like to me?

285. "Cauliflower with tits."

286. It loo —

287. That, to me, right there...

288. Come on, bud, you can do it.

289. It looks like a cauliflower, but, like, you know, with tits.

290. Sure, if you look on this side,

291. I see Europe. But if you look on that side,

292. I see, like, a cauliflower with tits.

293. Do you see it?

294. Okay. Have a great day. It was nice meeting you.

295. - Oh, here we go. - I should've brought sunglasses.

296. Yeah, right?

297. I love watching the clouds.

298. That's a huge one over there.

299. What I see in that is, um...

300. "That looks just like an old couple

301. sitting silently at a dinner table

302. just waiting to die already."

303. an old couple sitting silently at, like,

304. a dinner table just wait — just waiting to die already.

305. Yeah. Do you see it?

306. No?

307. - She doesn't see it. - No!

308. But you don't see an elderly couple

309. sitting in silence at the dinner table

310. just waiting to die already?

311. Not in the clouds.

312. All right. Maybe I have a little bit more

313. of an inventive imagination.

314. "That one looks like a duck."

315. That looks like a duck.

316. You see — You see that one?

317. Yep.

318. You see the duck? How do we score this?

319. All right, tiebreaker.

320. All right, tiebreaker. Tiebreaker.

321. That looks like, uh...

322. That's an interracial couple

323. having trouble at the drive-through.

324. Yeah, sure. That looks like an interracial couple

325. having trouble at the drive-through.

326. Do you see that one?

327. Oh! You lose.

328. That's fair.

329. Can I ask you a question?

330. What does that cloud look like to you?

331. That one, right there.

332. See, to me, it clearly looks like...

333. "I think it's Sigourney Weaver pumping gas."

334. Sigourney Weaver pumping gas.

335. "No, wait, wait, wait, wait.

336. Ah, maybe it's — maybe it's Geena Davis."

337. Wait, no, no, no. You know, it's Geena Davis pumping gas.

338. It's Geena Davis. It's definitely diesel, that's for sure, you know?

339. She's on the far-right pump, you can tell.

340. Do you see it?

341. You don't see it? - She doesn't see it.

342. You don't see any part of it?

343. Do you see Geena Davis? Sigourney Weaver?

344. Diesel?

345. Do you see a damn cloud?

346. "You got five bucks I can borrow?"

347. You got five bucks I can borrow? No?

348. Hey, take it sleazy.

349. - Joe. - Yep?

350. Q: You know the point of the game, right?

351. - Yeah. - Joe, there's no one sitting next to you.

352. I know, but it's too hot to walk around.

353. I'm just gonna make somebody sit down.

354. Hey, yo. - Huh?

355. Come here. Yep. Check it.

356. Hey, yo, check it.

357. I've been looking at these clouds all day.

358. Yeah, you see that cloud? Doesn't that look like...

359. "A leprechaun buying prescription condoms."

360. It just like —ghs ]

361. It looks like a leprechaun buying prescription condoms.

362. "For his former best friend from college."

363. For his former best friend from college.

364. - Huh? - Yeah, do you —

365. You see it, right there?

366. Check it, so, like, right here...

367. Check it.

368. Yeah, you see it?

369. Yeah.

370. What? What?

371. Wait, what? - Yeah, yeah, man.

372. That's how we do. That's a win.

373. Good. See you later, man. Great, bud.

374. They're not friends anymore. That's his fo—

375. Come here. Check it. Come here.

376. You see this? Come here.

377. Not only can he call someone over, he can call them back.

378. So, let me ask you, what's the probability

379. that there's a cloud that looks like a leprechaun

380. who's buying prescription condoms

381. for his former best friend from college?

382. My friend, I have the friend —

383. a friend — uh, a student — Master of Mathematics...

384. Oh, Joe's regretting this.

385. There's a look of regret on Joe's face.

386. Something tells me he's not gonna call him back a third time.

387. I already won.

388. All right. I'll talk to you about it later.

389. I can't get those minutes of my life back.

390. - We're bringing him in. - No, come here.

391. - Hello. - Hello.

392. We're filming a TV show.

393. - Oh. - He was on TV.

394. Q: You were just talking to Joe.

395. Don't get him started.

396. That's great. Thank you for being part of the show.

397. - Yes. I love the art. - Yeah.

398. - Yeah. - It's the musical.

399. I like being...

400. Yeah.

401. Joe kept his head out of the clouds,

402. making Q tonight's big loser.

403. Q's our loser!

404. So, today, we are here in the lovely Dover,

405. New Jersey's, town square for Q's punishment.

406. And Q is the artist that's about to reveal

407. the new town mural that he painted.

408. I painted?

409. Meaning he's never seen it and we had it done for him.

410. I have a feeling that this is gonna be the last mural

411. that Dover allows.

412. These are the proud residents of Dover, New Jersey.

413. About to meet the very un-proud friend of ours, Brian Quinn.

414. W-What am I — What am I, a painter with brain damage?

415. I-I-I got paint everywhere but the brush?

416. I look like I cleaned the porn booths in Munchkinland.

417. So, the mayor of Dover is our inside man in this.

418. He gave us access to make the mural,

419. but he hasn't seen it yet.

420. He invited everybody in the town.

421. The whole board of the city is here, Q.

422. Oh, my God. There's so many people!

423. The mayor's about to speak.

424. All right. I just want to thank everybody for coming out today.

425. Today is our first Arts in the Park day.

426. Now, I'm gonna turn it over to the artist

427. who created this beautiful mural for our town, Brian Quinn.

428. - There he is. - Hello, hi, hello.

429. Hi, Dover.

430. Mayor Dodd.

431. Thank you.

432. Talk about how, uh, you got your inspiration.

433. Uh...

434. I spent a lot of time here in Dover.

435. I would come here during the weeks and just take in the town.

436. I went to, uh, you know, your local shops,

437. really got a feel for what this place is about.

438. Everybody really opened their arms to me,

439. and as such, I poured my heart and soul into this.

440. Thank you. You people deserve it.

441. Q, this is your Sistine Chapel, baby.

442. This is your Mona Lisa.

443. Three, two, one!

444. Oh, my —

445. Oh, my God!

446. Wow, that's, uh...

447. The mayor, who was nice enough to let us come here,

448. we didn't tell him what was gonna be on the mural, either.

449. And I'm not sure

450. if he is regretting his decision, at this point.

451. Q: All right, wait. Hold on, hold on.

452. I-I-I see some of you aren't getting it.

453. Ar-Ar-Art is subjective. That's a cute baby.

454. Look, I could've came here,

455. and I could've drawn, like, George Washington

456. riding a unicorn holding an American flag,

457. and you all would've applauded me and loved me.

458. That's easy. That's not art. Art makes you think, right?

459. I mean, you guys saw "Stranger Things," right?

460. Great town, there's monsters everywhere, man.

461. I-It's irony. You guys love irony, right?

462. - Oh, my God, this guy is pissed. - Don't be angry.

463. It's okay.

464. Did I put a huge turd on it?

465. Damn right I did.

466. Damn right I did, and I'll tell you why — because...

467. - There's no good reason. - This is rough.

468. If you look, that's not even where Dover is.

469. That's, like, where Red Bank is, you know? Right?

470. Boo, Red Bank, right? - Red Stank, Red Stank.

471. Red Stank!

472. Oh, my God.

473. In retrospect, I may have taken a different approach.

474. But you've got to admit, the font's cool.

475. "Thank you for the $25,000, Mr. Mayor."

476. $25,000.

477. Mr. Mayor, I want to thank you for the $25,000

478. you paid me to paint this.

479. Thank you, Mayor. Good luck on that — that next term.

480. Q, get out of there. Get out of there!

481. This guy just got punished pretty bad.

482. Uh, I feel bad for him, but also the town of Dover.

483. Kind of split. But you, it's so good for you,

484. 'cause you get a behind-the-scenes look

485. of how it all happens and bonus footage from tonight's episode.

486. - I look like an idiot. - Yeah.

487. How much work went into this mural?

488. Uh, none at all. It was really easy. Really?

489. No, that's impossible. A lot of work went into it.

490. 'Cause, number one, we've been talking about doing

491. this mural for, like, two years.

492. And we finally got the town of Dover, New Jersey

493. to let us do it.

494. And literally, only the mayor knows that we're filming today.

495. We're going to see the intro right now...

496. and it's, like, pouring rain.

497. This is, like, really hard for production.

498. We painted the mural in the rain.

499. They were holding tarps up till, like, 3:00 this morning

500. over the people painting on the wall

501. and water was falling the whole time.

502. So, the paint's still wet, 'cause it can't dry.

503. - Three, two, one... - Q's our loser!

504. So, today, we are here in the lovely Dover,

505. New Jersey's, town square for Q's punishment.

506. Is this going to be permanently on display after today,

507. or is this removable?

508. It's up to the town of Dover.

509. My — My —

510. My instincts tells me they're gonna run up to it

511. and immediately start painting over it.

512. - Cut. - Wait, wait, wait,

513. what's going on here? - You know what's going on, Casey.

514. I don't wear this when we're done filming.

515. Take it away. And I still — Smell it.

516. - Ew. - Right.

517. it smells like Murr.

518. These people were waiting in the rain

519. for hours to see this mural.

520. The goal is to get the people of Dover upset at Q...

521. - Yes, that's right. - ... specifically.

522. Oh, my God!

523. Oh, my God!

524. He's angry, but you shouldn't be.

525. I'm an artist, man, a-and my job is to make you think,

526. not to give you easily digestible images

527. that already reinforce what you already know.

528. Did I put a huge turd on it?

529. Damn right I did!

530. I've never seen you, like, kind of, like, stutter so much...

531. No, th-that was — That was probably the worst that I've —

532. that I've been in a while. A-A-A-Art, it's subjective.

533. That's a cute baby.

534. You're gonna drive past this every day of your life,

535. and you're gonna be thinking,

536. "You know what? Maybe Dover does suck

537. just a little bit," right, Mayor?

538. He knows.

539. How much did you know beforehand?

540. Uh, I did not know what it was gonna say.

541. I-I didn't know what was gonna be on the wall.

542. Um... you know, I agreed to it.

543. I was hoping it wasn't gonna be too bad.

544. In any event, um, you know, I think it's great

545. for the exposure for the town of Dover...

546. to be on "Impractical Jokers."

547. I love the idea. - That's true.

548. I love the concept. I mean, these guys are awesome.

549. They do a great job, so we're proud to have you guys here.

550. Three, two, one...

551. So, now, the Jokers are doing a group photo

552. with the entire town.

553. The town is not ripping them apart.

554. How great is that?

555. - Here we go, guys. - Here we go.

556. - All right. - Here we go!

557. Oh, yeah, it's fine.

558. Oh, look at that cloud. You guys see that cloud?

559. - Oh, okay. - Oh, she knows the show?

560. Can I pass an idea to you?

561. - Yeah, go ahead. - So, I'm a pole dancer,

562. and I think a good punishment for Joe

563. would be taking a pole-dancing class.

564. Yeah? Why?

565. 'Cause he's awful at physical things.

566. Oh, this bitch.

567. You realize that, uh,

568. when you're speaking to this thing, people can hear you.

569. Hi, guys. Hi.

570. - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.

571. Jump right on the pole and you show her up.

572. Watch this.

573. I just ripped all my shorts on that jump.