1. Coming up,
why is Q doing a face-plant?Copy !req
2. This is basil.
Yeah.Copy !req
3. What's got Sal
starting a dance party?Copy !req
4. ? Yeah.Copy !req
5. And which losing JokerCopy !req
6. will be walking dead
in tonight's punishment?Copy !req
7. Prepare for
something amazing.Copy !req
8. Q:
Hey, mustache, what's up?Copy !req
9. I want my mommy!Copy !req
10. I will never forgive you!Copy !req
11. Larry!Copy !req
12. Today, we're working at
the Brooklyn Botanic Garden.Copy !req
13. While interacting with visitors,
we're gonna have to doCopy !req
14. and say whatever
the other guys tell us to.Copy !req
15. If you refuse anything,
you know, you lose.Copy !req
16. Murr, you look like a bad
attempt at a cover of, like,Copy !req
17. a romance novel.Copy !req
18. Ooh!Copy !req
19. Look at this kid's hair.Copy !req
20. Great hair, man.
Great hair.Copy !req
21. That's not real.Copy !req
22. That's your real hair?Copy !req
23. Say, "This isn't mine,"
and take your wig off.Copy !req
24. That's your real hair?
This isn't mine.Copy !req
25. Go try to take his off!Copy !req
26. You're not gonna
get one over on me!Copy !req
27. - Come on. Come on.
- It's real.Copy !req
28. - It's real.
- Oh, it's real.Copy !req
29. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
30. Guys, smell this.
Fresh basil we just got.Copy !req
31. This one's elephantis
clitoris.Copy !req
32. Oh, you want to try?
This is the elephantis clitoris.Copy !req
33. These are the, uh,
this is basil.Copy !req
34. Let me show you another one.Copy !req
35. Stick 'em up, dickweed.Copy !req
36. Try — these
are very fragrant.Copy !req
37. This is the
stick 'em up, dickweed.Copy !req
38. - Stick 'em up, dickweed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
39. She just said it back.Copy !req
40. Right? Stick 'em up, dickweed.
Basil.Copy !req
41. Stick 'em up, dickweed.
Basil.Copy !req
42. Hey. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
43. Uh, prepping new
flowers to be planted.Copy !req
44. Oh, fantastic.Copy !req
45. Murr, punch a flower
as hard as you can.Copy !req
46. I live out of the country
most of the time.Copy !req
47. Oh, is that right?
Whereabouts?Copy !req
48. Turkey, Bulgaria,
and Holland.Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. How long have you been
back in the United States?Copy !req
51. Well, just almost back
for three years.Copy !req
52. Yeah.Copy !req
53. And back in the 1970's...Copy !req
54. He's talking
right through it!Copy !req
55. I worked on a project
for the environment people.Copy !req
56. I worked for
the Parks Department.Copy !req
57. Oh, you worked for
the Parks Department?Copy !req
58. Oh, you want to
take a hit then?Copy !req
59. You used to work for
the Parks Department?Copy !req
60. So you're allowed.Copy !req
61. You want to take a swing
at this then, too?Copy !req
62. Um...
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
63. That's it.
There you go.Copy !req
64. That's a good hit.
Um...Copy !req
65. And then he goes
right back into talking!Copy !req
66. - He just...
- And he's still talking!Copy !req
67. duking it out here.Copy !req
68. I worked at
the Parks Department!Copy !req
69. That's it.Copy !req
70. Q: Joe, see this couple
right in front of you?Copy !req
71. Offer to take a photo of them.Copy !req
72. Do you guys want to take
a picture of you with the...Copy !req
73. Sure.Copy !req
74. Yeah. You had
the camera out.Copy !req
75. Ready?Copy !req
76. There you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
77. Okay. Enjoy your day
in the garden.Copy !req
78. - Joey...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
79. You want to see if they want
a picture with that now?Copy !req
80. Yeah, that's a good one.
I'll take a picture for you.Copy !req
81. Ready?Copy !req
82. There you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
83. Joe go, "All right, I'll see you
in 15 steps," and walk away.Copy !req
84. Okay, I'll see you
in 15 steps.Copy !req
85. There he goes.Copy !req
86. You have to do
the fountain.Copy !req
87. - Yeah?
- Yeah, the fountain.Copy !req
88. You want to sit down
on this one.Copy !req
89. This is the best way.Copy !req
90. - Oh, okay.
- There you go. Ready?Copy !req
91. Just go, "I'll wait for youCopy !req
92. over there in the..."Copy !req
93. I'll wait for you
right over here.Copy !req
94. Joe, see if you can get
a selfie of the three of you.Copy !req
95. Look at her face.Copy !req
96. Ready? 2, 3...Copy !req
97. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
98. Joe, go up to
this guy in the hat...Copy !req
99. - Mm-hmm.
- ... and just hold himCopy !req
100. by the hips.Copy !req
101. The cider gum...
This one.Copy !req
102. Come over to
the lavender-cottonCopy !req
103. right after that.Copy !req
104. - This is so weird!
- Right there. Lavender-cotton.Copy !req
105. Joe, we got a bucket filled
with water and a sponge.Copy !req
106. Just walk around and offer
to cool people down.Copy !req
107. - Wet sponge. Cool you off?
- No, we're good.Copy !req
108. Wet sponge?Copy !req
109. - No?
- He can't process it.Copy !req
110. Who...
It's just not making sense.Copy !req
111. would turn down
a wet sponge?Copy !req
112. Wet sponge?Copy !req
113. No?Copy !req
114. Hi. How you doing?Copy !req
115. You ever been to
the Botans before?Copy !req
116. Ohhh, man.Copy !req
117. Oh, really?
Where you from?Copy !req
118. And you came — You didn't get
enough green in Dublin?Copy !req
119. You had to come here?
To see this?Copy !req
120. Lily garden?
Oh, that's up — that's —Copy !req
121. Up your Irish ass,
to the left!Copy !req
122. Now, as I recall,
that is... um... yeah.Copy !req
123. The lily garden.
That is, uh, right.Copy !req
124. That is up your Irish ass,
to the left.Copy !req
125. Right over there.Copy !req
126. Flipped him off!
He flipped him off!Copy !req
127. He flipped him off!Copy !req
128. Hi. Would you like
to sniff a flower?Copy !req
129. Shove her face in it.Copy !req
130. We got the best,
the most scented one.Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. Mmm...Copy !req
133. Isn't it gorgeous?Copy !req
134. Do it again,
do it again.Copy !req
135. Yeah.
This is basil.Copy !req
136. Yeah. You want
to try some of this?Copy !req
137. This is so good. Okay.Copy !req
138. There you go.Copy !req
139. Q, show them
the penis flytrap.Copy !req
140. Yeah, this is — uh...Copy !req
141. Right over — yeah.Copy !req
142. Q, show them
the penis flytrap.Copy !req
143. Yeah, this is — uh...Copy !req
144. Right over — yeah.Copy !req
145. If you see —
If you see over here,Copy !req
146. we got the peppermint
scented geraniums over here.Copy !req
147. Oh, hi, kid. Yeah...Copy !req
148. Nothing shuts down a penis
flytrap like a little kid.Copy !req
149. See, we keep a bunch
of penis flytraps in here.Copy !req
150. The — oh, where are they?
They're over there.Copy !req
151. They're that way. Yeah.Copy !req
152. - Did he say Venus or penis?
- He said penis.Copy !req
153. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
154. How's it going, man?Copy !req
155. I'm in the midst
of botany, man.Copy !req
156. It's my favorite thing
in the world.Copy !req
157. I do have
one bigger passion.Copy !req
158. You know, I do only have
one bigger passion that botany.Copy !req
159. I'm an artist.
I'm a painter.Copy !req
160. I'm a painter.
They go hand in hand.Copy !req
161. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, here it's cool.Copy !req
162. There's your model, Q.
So, this is...Copy !req
163. so on my lunch breaks,
I get to paint my model.Copy !req
164. This is my model
right here.Copy !req
165. Look at —
Did he make him buff?Copy !req
166. I'm almost done
with this one.Copy !req
167. What do you think?Copy !req
168. This is how I see him.Copy !req
169. Look at those
baby-blue eyes.Copy !req
170. Look at
the rippling muscles.Copy !req
171. That spiky hair,
that Sonic the Hedgehog hairCopy !req
172. that he hasn't changed
since high school.Copy !req
173. Q, go up to the easel
and start painting!Copy !req
174. While people watch.Copy !req
175. Thank you,
thank you.Copy !req
176. - Look at Joe's face.
- Crazy person.Copy !req
177. There you go. Thanks, buddy.
Oh, back to work for me.Copy !req
178. Sal, tell these people a hugeCopy !req
179. hawk snagged a chipmunkCopy !req
180. right there.Copy !req
181. - Huge —
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
182. I'm sorry.
Huge hawk snaggedCopy !req
183. a chipmunk
over here earlier.Copy !req
184. Just be on your look—
just be on the lookout.Copy !req
185. Sal, can you scare her again?Copy !req
186. - The —
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
187. The chipmunk —
chipmunk never had a chance.Copy !req
188. She fell for it twice.Copy !req
189. How are you two today?Copy !req
190. Good. If you have
any questions, let me know.Copy !req
191. Ask those two if they're
donors to the park,Copy !req
192. and then chastise them
no matter what their answer is.Copy !req
193. By any chance, are you guys
donors to the park?Copy !req
194. You're not donors?Copy !req
195. Interesting.Copy !req
196. But you're here
reaping the benefits.Copy !req
197. Don't guilt trip you?
I'm not trying to.Copy !req
198. I'm just calling it like
I see it. God bless.Copy !req
199. Yeah, they were pissed.Copy !req
200. Scream across the lawn, "See
those plants? They cost money!"Copy !req
201. - S— S—
- Come on, do it.Copy !req
202. Excuse me.
See those plants?Copy !req
203. They cost money.Copy !req
204. Um...Copy !req
205. He spotted a camera guy.Copy !req
206. I think you mean, like,
sur— like, the security?Copy !req
207. Well there's like, this stuff,
and then there's all theseCopy !req
208. people with,
like, you know,Copy !req
209. ear pieces
and backpacks and stuff.Copy !req
210. Obama's here today.
Obama's here today.Copy !req
211. I think Obama might be here
today or something like —Copy !req
212. they were filming something.Copy !req
213. - Oh.
- He's volunteering.Copy !req
214. - Oh, no way. Really?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
215. - Yeah, that's super cool.
- So might catch him.Copy !req
216. He's great.Copy !req
217. That's right.Copy !req
218. Obama. Obama!Copy !req
219. What is that?Copy !req
220. Wait, what are —
what are you asking me?Copy !req
221. What is that?Copy !req
222. I have no clue
what that is.Copy !req
223. I feel like I failed
you guys with information.Copy !req
224. Sal didn't
have a green thumb,Copy !req
225. so he's first up
on the loser board.Copy !req
226. Today, we're teaming up
at WillowbrookCopy !req
227. in Wayne, New Jersey,
trying to dip our friesCopy !req
228. in a stranger's food
without permission.Copy !req
229. One of the guys is gonna
be causing a distraction,Copy !req
230. while the other guy
sends his fry in for a dip,Copy !req
231. but he can't get caught.Copy !req
232. The game continues until
your team gets caught.Copy !req
233. The team with
the fewest dips loses.Copy !req
234. I just
farted really bad.Copy !req
235. - Ahh.
- That's terrible.Copy !req
236. - Joe.
- That's terrible.Copy !req
237. Fries in hand —
two fellas.Copy !req
238. We look like
food-courters.Copy !req
239. One of them has to distract.Copy !req
240. The other person has to dip.Copy !req
241. Okay.
They're moving in.Copy !req
242. Yeah, you can dip into
some spare teriyak'.Copy !req
243. We're in.Copy !req
244. Maurine, where the
did you go?Copy !req
245. Oh. I was supposed to
meet you in Foot Locker.Copy !req
246. You're not —
My apologies. I'm sorry.Copy !req
247. Well done!
The ninja dip!Copy !req
248. "Maurine, where
the did you go?"Copy !req
249. - Have you seen Maurine?
- Did you find Maurine yet?Copy !req
250. No. I was looking
for her earlier.Copy !req
251. You look exactly like her.Copy !req
252. Did you see a woman
who had your black hair...Copy !req
253. You're also wearing
the same shirt as Maurine.Copy !req
254. like, a gray shirt
like that?Copy !req
255. - Two dips.
- Oh-ho!Copy !req
256. That was risk-ay.
But luckily she turned again.Copy !req
257. She had two French fries
on her broccoli.Copy !req
258. I mean, it's uncanny how much
you look like Maurine.Copy !req
259. Could you just smile so I
could take a picture for her?Copy !req
260. - Oh, my God.
- Here you go. Ready?Copy !req
261. - Q, go all in!
- Can I get in?Copy !req
262. Get in, get in.
Here you go. Ready?Copy !req
263. Here you go.
Ready? 1, 2, 3...Copy !req
264. Mauriiiiine!Copy !req
265. That's great.
She's not gonna believe it.Copy !req
266. - Enjoy your lunch.
- Three dips on one person.Copy !req
267. Well done, guys.Copy !req
268. - I got — I got what you need...
- What's that?Copy !req
269. I hear tape being ripped.
I see a roll of duct tape.Copy !req
270. Oh, God.Copy !req
271. - I got — I got what you need...
- What's that?Copy !req
272. I hear tape being ripped.Copy !req
273. I see a roll of duct tape.
- Okay.Copy !req
274. Oh, God.Copy !req
275. - This is ballsy.
- My man...Copy !req
276. My man...
Quick — quick solid.Copy !req
277. Quick solid.
Help me out with that.Copy !req
278. I got... yeah, I got —
Just hel— yeah.Copy !req
279. - Guy's not questioning...
- Pull it out.Copy !req
280. - Yeah, go ahead.
- Go!Copy !req
281. Yeah, pull it. Out.
Yeah, like that.Copy !req
282. - Oh!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
283. Q gets it.Copy !req
284. She's got a mirror.
Be careful.Copy !req
285. She's got a mirror.
Oh, my God. She does.Copy !req
286. Q, you look
so creepy right now.Copy !req
287. - Oh, she's looking.
- Oh, she's looking!Copy !req
288. She's looking!
Here comes Q!Copy !req
289. - Hey...
- Ohhh!Copy !req
290. - Ohhh!
- He's caught!Copy !req
291. I'll throw this out
for you.Copy !req
292. Four dips.Copy !req
293. Q: All right.
What happened?Copy !req
294. I thought
you weren't eating that.Copy !req
295. I thought you were
working out every day.Copy !req
296. No, that's done.
Okay.Copy !req
297. Here goes Murr.
He brought bubbles.Copy !req
298. Murr... blow them that way.Copy !req
299. They're coming back at me.Copy !req
300. No. Blow them that way.Copy !req
301. The air-conditioning's
blowing it back.Copy !req
302. Well, this is easy.Copy !req
303. I'm gonna walk up here
right now and get the dip.Copy !req
304. These two are lined up
and ready to go.Copy !req
305. - Okay, Sal...
- Hold on. Let me get a long fry.Copy !req
306. - Oh, Murray's got props.
- It's all about distraction.Copy !req
307. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
308. Ah, ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
309. Oh!Copy !req
310. There's no way
for me to get that.Copy !req
311. Sal?Copy !req
312. What the hell, man?Copy !req
313. Q: They are not a well-oiled...Copy !req
314. Okay, now Murr's dipping.Copy !req
315. Hey, guys.Copy !req
316. You want to see
a nice distraction?Copy !req
317. Do you?Copy !req
318. This guy knows that
I'm talking about.Copy !req
319. This guy right here. See him?Copy !req
320. Right there.
- Yeah, I see him.Copy !req
321. You guys got this guy
right here?Copy !req
322. - I got him!
- There he goes!Copy !req
323. - Do you see this guy?
- Murray got it!Copy !req
324. He got it!
One. One.Copy !req
325. He doesn't know!Copy !req
326. My man right here doesn't
know what's goin' on!Copy !req
327. Hey! He got another one!Copy !req
328. Now he's smiling at you!
He's enjoying it!Copy !req
329. You guys — you guys —
You see the guy right here?Copy !req
330. - Oh!
- He's caught!Copy !req
331. You got caught!
You cocky son of a bitch!Copy !req
332. I mean, what is he doing?
Look at this guy.Copy !req
333. You're caught,
and you're done.Copy !req
334. You cocky bastard.Copy !req
335. Sal and Murr got fried,Copy !req
336. which makes Sal
tonight's big loser.Copy !req
337. Happy day!Copy !req
338. We are here on the streets of
Brooklyn for Sal's punishment.Copy !req
339. Yes, we are.Copy !req
340. Sal, this one
is very, very simple.Copy !req
341. Proceed
with caution.Copy !req
342. You just have to follow
this caution tape.Copy !req
343. - That's it?
- That's it. That's it.Copy !req
344. Now I know this is
over the top.Copy !req
345. Aw, no. Oh God, no.Copy !req
346. - Here we go!
- Here we go, buddy.Copy !req
347. Follow that tape.Copy !req
348. Oh, no.Copy !req
349. That's done.Copy !req
350. There's no way
I'm going in there.Copy !req
351. The arrow's
pointed down, right?Copy !req
352. - Guys — guys —
- Come on! Get in there!Copy !req
353. This is the easy part, pal.
This is the easy part.Copy !req
354. Oh. My. God.Copy !req
355. Just get down there!Copy !req
356. Oh.Copy !req
357. And so it begins!Copy !req
358. There he goes.Copy !req
359. Look at him going
into the street!Copy !req
360. I — I'm not going.Copy !req
361. Why would you do something
that you know I can't do?Copy !req
362. You are halfway in the sewer,
yelling at us!Copy !req
363. - Get back in there!
- Come on! Get in there!Copy !req
364. OhCopy !req
365. I'm scared of heights!
I'm gonna fall!Copy !req
366. Keep your tribal
tattoos movin'.Copy !req
367. What the is that?Copy !req
368. It's Middle-aged
Karate Tortoise!Copy !req
369. Cowabunga, dude.Copy !req
370. How long have you
been standing here?Copy !req
371. Actually, Sal, we just
showed up and he was here.Copy !req
372. Just stay put.
I might need you.Copy !req
373. He has no idea what's waiting
for him in this basement.Copy !req
374. - This is creepy.
- What the is this now?Copy !req
375. - I see two people in a cage.
- Oh, you should go take a look.Copy !req
376. Well, get closer.Copy !req
377. Should see who it is
because, you may know them.Copy !req
378. Wait, those are my
nieces...Copy !req
379. Sal's nieces!
In the cage!Copy !req
380. Are you okay?
Why are you here?Copy !req
381. All right.
So what's the — padlock here.Copy !req
382. Where's the key?Copy !req
383. The key right there,
that's hanging right there?Copy !req
384. Well, it looks like you guys
are staying in there.Copy !req
385. Oh, my God!Copy !req
386. - Oh, my God!
- It's a zombie apocalypse!Copy !req
387. Oh! My! God!Copy !req
388. Oh, my God!Copy !req
389. - Oh, my God!
- It's a zombie apocalypse!Copy !req
390. Oh, my God! Oh! My! God!Copy !req
391. Get on the top of it!Copy !req
392. Get away from me,
you sons a bitches!Copy !req
393. Oh, you got to be
me right now.Copy !req
394. Get the out of here,
you stupid son of a bitch.Copy !req
395. Oh, this is
out of control.Copy !req
396. I'm hyperventilating.Copy !req
397. Q: Oh, are you gonna let
your nieces get eatenCopy !req
398. by these zombies or are you
gonna get that keyCopy !req
399. and save their life?Copy !req
400. Aah!Copy !req
401. We had those fun
conversation like,Copy !req
402. "If there's a zombie
apocalypse..."Copy !req
403. No. No, I'm not
gonna do anything.Copy !req
404. Get the key, Sal!
Get the key!Copy !req
405. What the is this?Copy !req
406. Oh, bud...Copy !req
407. - Oh.
- Oh, nice.Copy !req
408. - He got it.
- That's it!Copy !req
409. But how are you gonna get down?
They're blocking the exit.Copy !req
410. - I hate you people.
- I wish you had some big,Copy !req
411. raw meat that you could
throw over the railing.Copy !req
412. Oh, God.Copy !req
413. Oh, God! Oh, God!
Aah, it's real raw meat!Copy !req
414. Q: So, what we're learning is,
in an actual emergency,Copy !req
415. Sal's nieces would be dead.Copy !req
416. And by the way,
look at how your niecesCopy !req
417. are handling this
so much better than you.Copy !req
418. - Get it, get it.
- There you go!Copy !req
419. - There you go!
- Nice, buddy!Copy !req
420. Get rid of it, buddy.
Throw it over.Copy !req
421. Distract the zombies!Copy !req
422. You hungry, bitches?Copy !req
423. - Here we go!
- Here we go, here we go!Copy !req
424. You need a weapon, buddy!
You need a weapon!Copy !req
425. - This bat?
- Get it through the head!Copy !req
426. - That's how you kill zombies!
- That's how you kill zombies!Copy !req
427. Head down!Copy !req
428. - There you go, buddy!
- got to him 'em in the head!Copy !req
429. Q: You look like
an action hero, buddy!Copy !req
430. This is it!
- I'm scared of heights!Copy !req
431. My legs are buckling.
I'm scared of heights.Copy !req
432. Aah!Copy !req
433. - Uh-oh!Copy !req
434. - Zombies!
- What?Copy !req
435. Come out and play-ayyyy!Copy !req
436. Oh, get the
out of here!Copy !req
437. - Oh, no!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
438. Sal, there's
too many of them!Copy !req
439. Unlock the cage, buddy!Copy !req
440. I hate this.Copy !req
441. Stay there.Copy !req
442. We got to push the cage.Copy !req
443. Come on! Stay with me!
I'll protect you!Copy !req
444. Finally he thinks about
his nieces and them being safe.Copy !req
445. Come on! Go, Sal! Go!Copy !req
446. - Ohhh!
- You're almost there, Sal!Copy !req
447. We got to push it
up against the wall!Copy !req
448. There you go!
You're almost here, bud!Copy !req
449. Go, go!
Get out of here! Go!Copy !req
450. Screw you, zombies!Copy !req
451. Oh you!
You're infected!Copy !req
452. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
453. - Come on up.
- Don't worry.Copy !req
454. The girls are safe.Copy !req
455. - There you go.
- You survived!Copy !req
456. - Yeah, Sal!
- There you go, buddy.Copy !req
457. I saw the whole thing.
I'm so disappointed.Copy !req
458. You ever wish
you had a son?Copy !req
459. Yes.Copy !req
460. Well, this is humiliating.Copy !req
461. Welcome to Impractical Insider.Copy !req
462. You just saw Sal
get punished in this sewer.Copy !req
463. And now you get a behind-the-
scenes look of how it happened,Copy !req
464. and bonus footage
from tonight's episode.Copy !req
465. Should I do one
without the mask?Copy !req
466. No? Great.Copy !req
467. This is — the raw meat
is being mixed into thisCopy !req
468. so it looks more pbht.Copy !req
469. Wow. We've never done something
like this on "Jokers."Copy !req
470. Is this part of the body?Copy !req
471. Oh, cool. I see some earsCopy !req
472. or something forming in there.Copy !req
473. This is gonna be for the...Copy !req
474. Torso?Copy !req
475. The meat trap I guess,Copy !req
476. for the zombies.Copy !req
477. Yeah.
I like seeing steam and blood.Copy !req
478. So, how you feeling
right now, buddy?Copy !req
479. I'm feeling awesome.
Zombified.Copy !req
480. Do you want to do thisCopy !req
481. or like, is this
just part of your job?Copy !req
482. Oh, no, no. This is, like,
early Christmas for meCopy !req
483. because Halloween
is my Christmas.Copy !req
484. You got the full disease?Copy !req
485. Yeah. I'm gonna eat people.Copy !req
486. I hate this!Copy !req
487. You have live maggots
on your face.Copy !req
488. Yes, I do.Copy !req
489. - Them are worms!
- Oh, they're worms?Copy !req
490. Uh-huh. My auntie got
them from the store.Copy !req
491. Okay.Copy !req
492. This is only
the beginning.Copy !req
493. It's gonna be
dripping and oozing.Copy !req
494. Wow.Copy !req
495. How did you guys
get in touch withCopy !req
496. the "Impractical Jokers"
team?Copy !req
497. We run the New York City
Zombie Crawl.Copy !req
498. So we've been
doing the zombie crawls,Copy !req
499. zombie events
in the New York area,Copy !req
500. and around the world,
for the last 11 years.Copy !req
501. But wait. Tell us.Copy !req
502. Who has this guy been, for
people at home who don't know.Copy !req
503. Cowabunga, dude.Copy !req
504. - This is Rob Emmer.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
505. He was the first hire
on "Impractical Jokers."Copy !req
506. - All so long ago.
- So long ago.Copy !req
507. But on our show,
he has played Fat Crow.Copy !req
508. - He has played, who else?
- He was in the Jell-O pool.Copy !req
509. - The Jell-O pool.
- Jell-O pool.Copy !req
510. Karate Tortoise,
if you need him.Copy !req
511. That's right.Copy !req
512. Love you, buddy.
Thanks for being a part of it.Copy !req
513. Thank you.
Always happy to be here.Copy !req
514. Are you still single?Copy !req
515. Sadly, yes.Copy !req
516. Ladies, hit him up.
Rob Emmer. Ready to go.Copy !req
517. Right? He'll get
in your Jell-O pool.Copy !req
518. - Yeah! That's right!
- That is awesome.Copy !req
519. Yes! Happy day!Copy !req
520. We are here
for Sal's punishment!Copy !req
521. The last time I followed a rope,
it was in the corn maze.Copy !req
522. I don't do — aaah!Copy !req
523. Guys, I can't believe
we're doing another scare.Copy !req
524. Why are you making
all these assumptions?Copy !req
525. 'Cause this is clearly a haunt!Copy !req
526. How is this available for us?Copy !req
527. That's the least
of your problems.Copy !req
528. This is very unsanitary.Copy !req
529. What did you just
get scared of?Copy !req
530. Everything.Copy !req
531. Wait, those are
my nieces...Copy !req
532. Oh, my God.Copy !req
533. Sal's nieces!
In the cage!Copy !req
534. - Oh, my God.
- Sal...Copy !req
535. - What?
- Do you want to play a game?Copy !req
536. Is that true? Is that true?Copy !req
537. Is this "Saw"?Copy !req
538. We all appreciate how willing
your family is to embarrass Sal.Copy !req
539. Aw, I love it.Copy !req
540. You ever wish
you had a son?Copy !req
541. Yes.Copy !req
542. We have a couple tricks
up our sleeve.Copy !req
543. You're gonna need them.Copy !req
544. So one dip.Copy !req
545. One dip...Copy !req
546. It's one dip!Copy !req
547. Yeah, but I'm dipping
10 fries right here.Copy !req
548. It's the dip,
not the amount of fries.Copy !req
549. Guys are already
up two dips.Copy !req
550. You don't want to give me
this as 10 dips?Copy !req
551. No. Why would I?
It's one dip.Copy !req
552. I took the time to
rubber-band these fries.Copy !req
553. I took the time
to have a baby.Copy !req
554. Doesn't mean
I'm a good father.Copy !req
555. Touché.Copy !req