Impractical Jokers 6x21

1. Coming up, Why is Joe getting frisky?

2. These are sexy beasts.

3. What's got Murr dishing out the insults?

4. You look like a slutty carrot.

5. And which losing Joker will be under fire

6. in tonight's silent-but-deadly punishment?

7. Prepare for something amazing.

8. Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

9. I want my mommy!

10. I will never forgive you!

11. Larry!

12. Today, we are Focus Plus competing head-to-head

13. as toy designers asking the group,

14. "Who has the better toys?"

15. Except our toys are completely ridiculous

16. and have been designed by the other guys.

17. At the end, we will ask the group by show of hands

18. who amongst us is the better toy designer.

19. If the people don't pick you, you lose.

20. Q, I don't know how you did this, but...

21. it's heavy back here.

22. Yeah.

23. I'm surprised you didn't dye it, though.

24. There's a little bit of grey there.

25. Well, I'm not gonna deny the aging process.

26. I don't even like working out or getting my body in shape.

27. Let's just age.

28. - Correct. - Yeah.

29. - Welcome. Welcome. - Hello. Pleasure.

30. So, Joe made Murray's toy, Murray made Joe's toy?

31. Correct.

32. What we do is we

33. test out new products

34. that we're thinking of bringing

35. to market for children.

36. - Okay. Here we go, Joe. - So, this is mine here.

37. This...

38. These are Sexy Beasts.

39. I got the idea because my daughter put my wife's lingerie

40. on her stuffies. And then, you know,

41. there's something for the ladies too,

42. 'cause you could just have a raccoon with abs.

43. So obviously, the walrus has huge jugs.

44. And the kangaroo is more of a leg-and-back situation.

45. Are these marketed towards adults?

46. This is for children, bought by adults.

47. No.

48. Sorry?

49. No.

50. You gotta think — it's 2-k-17 now.

51. You have to jump off the shelves,

52. and that's what we're trying to do here with Sexy Beasts.

53. This is a lawsuit, dude.

54. You think this is a lawsuit?

55. Why don't you show them the commercial for Sexy Beasts?

56. Oh. Yeah. I can't wait till you see this one.

57. - What?

58. Babe-A-Roo.

59. Hard-Bodied Raccoon.

60. Mother Coconuts.

61. Hot Toys.

62. - Oy. - What is the...?

63. How does this happen?

64. Mother Coconuts?

65. A for effort, but this is a terrible idea.

66. A for effort, but terrible idea. Okay.

67. Okay, so... my item...

68. Let's take a look at what this is.

69. Right here. Aha!

70. This is...

71. It's a pregnant belly for children.

72. It's for future single moms, okay?

73. Q: Nice one, Joey.

74. Oh, okay. Oh, there it is.

75. Now, this is a prototype. Okay.

76. Uhh... So what this is is it— it's for little girls

77. that are going to be future single moms one day.

78. My daughter, for example,

79. she loves to play single-mom-with-one-on-the-way.

80. Now she can let her imagination run wild

81. and actually experience what it's like to —

82. to be with child for nine months.

83. We did go Caucasian with the bump, but —

84. but it could be, obviously...

85. He points to the black guy.

86. - Well, show them the commercial. - Uh, so we have a commercial.

87. Yeah.

88. - There. Pregnancy Belly. - That's it?

89. Yeah, that's it.

90. You want to walk arou— see seven-year-old

91. pregnant girls, really?

92. Seriously, how do you see that on Christmas day?

93. Yeah, that's a good point. No, he's got a point there.

94. It's machine-washable. And it's got Velcro.

95. Uh, if we had to take one of these two to market,

96. who would say to bring the, uh,

97. pregnant belly for kids to market,

98. by show of hands?

99. Who thinks we should choose Sexy Beasts?

100. Hands up.

101. - Ohh! - Ohhh! Blowout.

102. Yeah, yeah. That's a closeout.

103. Son of a...

104. - How are you today? - Hello. How are you?

105. - Here we go. - We develop toys.

106. And we're deciding which one we might move forward

107. in developing and going to market with.

108. All right, Sal. What's your toy?

109. Uh, I'll help you. I'll pull it out for you.

110. Q has designed this toy for Sal.

111. This is really exciting. This is next level, guys.

112. - Let me see. - Oh yeah.

113. You really outdid yourself.

114. Oh, wow. Oh, wow!

115. - Okay. Oh, wow. - Boom.

116. It's a toilet with guns on it.

117. We call this Toilet Soldiers.

118. And this can make any standard-sized toilet

119. into a whole entire military base.

120. You want children to play with a toilet.

121. It actually is ergonomically the perfect battle station.

122. There you go.

123. This is... if the kid is also on the toilet,

124. "I'm in here. Don't come in!" Boom!

125. Shoots the gun at the door, like kinda thing.

126. So it's combining privacy —

127. it's making it more masculine, more fun.

128. What happens if the boy takes the G.I. Joe,

129. pretends he goes up the ladder,

130. sticks his hand in the dirty toilet water and does all that?

131. - Ooh. - Okay so, we — I...

132. I envision that the child would play

133. before the making.

134. But that's not how it's always gonna happen.

135. Kids do whatever they want.

136. I will tell you. We showed this to children,

137. and their eyes lit up.

138. That's fine. But you got to think about the dirty water.

139. This guy is all over Sal.

140. You still got the, uh, the ladder?

141. - Yes. - Okay. So they're gonna

142. bring in their own soldier and climb the ladder

143. and, "Oh, let's see if he can swim."

144. The ladder opens up and, guess what?

145. "Look, there's water. He could go swimming in the water."

146. Okay. So the ladder...

147. I would remove the ladder.

148. I'll move — move — move — the ladder!

149. You know what? Why don't you show them the commercial?

150. Yeah, let's see the commercial.

151. Got... I got a commercial, huh?

152. Yes. Okay. Here we go.

153. - See? See? - See?

154. - Ohh! - Oh, no!

155. - No! - Oh, no!

156. - Oh, my God! - Oh, no!

157. - They're playing in the toilet. - That's not good!

158. They're flushing the guys down the toilet.

159. Sal. He knows he has no shot!

160. - Survey says, "Ennnnh!". - Survey says "Enh." Okay.

161. - Well, you haven't seen his yet. - Can't wait.

162. Okay. Yes. I love this one.

163. Okay. I think you guys are gonna like this, too.

164. So, Sal designed this for Q.

165. Yes.

166. This is the, uh, Sister Tracker Spy Kit.

167. All right? Everybody knows, uh, you know,

168. rivalry between brother and sister.

169. It's worldwide. We want to give the edge to the boys.

170. And in doing so, we want to be able to track

171. their sister at all times.

172. Hey... Toilet's not so bad, huh?

173. This little gun...

174. you can be able to hear anything your sister says.

175. Oh, is sister in the pool with her friends?

176. Well, let me just see what's going on there.

177. You weirdo!

178. You're making it creepier than you have to!

179. You have a jingle.

180. Uh, we — we did, like, a little marketing jingle.

181. Yes, we did.

182. So this is the jingle,

183. just to bring it all home.

184. - Are you serious? - Ha-ha!

185. How would you feel if that was your sister?

186. No, no. I created this with my sister in mind.

187. Based on everything you saw here today,

188. who thinks I have the better idea?

189. And who thinks Brian had the better toy?

190. Yeah, but if something bad happens to your sister,

191. who's the hero that's tracking her down?

192. - Sal loses! - That's it!

193. Sal and Murr's toys got sent back to the workshop,

194. so they're first up on the loser board.

195. Today, we're approaching strangers,

196. trying to get approval on an important e-mail we're writing.

197. The catch is, the other guys have written

198. this ridiculous e-mail for us, and we don't get to see it

199. until the moment we open it to read it.

200. If they don't agree that that e-mail is ready

201. to send as is, you lose.

202. Put that in your ea—

203. You messed up your one — he messed up his one line.

204. One line!

205. This is amazing. This is the best location we've ever filmed at.

206. It's an indoor park. Yeah.

207. It's cool, air-conditioned.

208. Unbelievable.

209. What's — what is this?

210. It's a mixture of banana, mango, pineapple juice.

211. Ohhh.

212. There's free — this guy walks around

213. and gives you free smoothies.

214. Free smoothies. Free smoothie samples.

215. Get the out of here.

216. Pete, we're filming here all the time.

217. Oh, my God! There's hair in my...

218. from Q's hair!

219. It's about time.

220. Look at this! It's in my lo mein!

221. - Here we go. - Here we go.

222. Excuse me.

223. Can I ask your opinion on something real quick?

224. Thanks. I'm just trying to send this e-mail.

225. I don't if it's good to go.

226. Before I hit send, I just wanted to get

227. another person's opinion.

228. Here we go.

229. It's to, uh, step-daughter's principal.

230. Uh-hah.

231. "Thanks again for meeting with me and my step-daughter.

232. We both learned a lot about what is and isn't allowed in schools today.

233. I hope the 'Asian-American' student in Alex's class" —

234. that's my step-daughter — "returns soon.

235. I know that in our day, it would've been okay to say

236. what Alex said, but the times they are a-changin'.

237. Growing up, I'd often get called a shylock,

238. and I'm not even a 'Jewish.'

239. Thanks again for time, and stay 'black'."

240. Yeah, he's black.

241. "I have no idea what to say to you."

242. Well, what's the PC way to say that?

243. So not ready to send as-is?

244. - Ahh! - All right! Loser!

245. You can't say anything. All right.

246. Q: Look at him. Where you lookin', Joe?

247. Where you lookin'? - Look at your face!

248. Let me ask you something. I'm about to send this e-mail.

249. I just wanted your opinion, too. You seem like a smart guy.

250. It says, "Aunt June...

251. I'm sorry but you can't baby-sit anymore.

252. We hid a camera in the teddy bear's eye.

253. We say you eat the crayons.

254. How could you blame it on the dog?

255. We had to put her down for that."

256. Why did you put down the dog for eating crayons?

257. In hindsight, it might've been way too much

258. of a punishment for the dog.

259. Yeah.

260. Do you think this spells out everything correctly?

261. Oh, no. She's got her wits about her.

262. Yeah. She's fine. She's — yeah, yeah.

263. But she enjoys a good crayon.

264. "Okay."

265. So I want her to know the whole scope.

266. Do you think that everything is —

267. - Everything's covered? - "It sounds fine."

268. There you go!

269. Probably shouldn't have put the dog down.

270. Very good!

271. You know what? Let me ask you — excuse me.

272. Do you have one second?

273. Yeah.

274. Here we go.

275. I'm writing an e-mail. I'm about to hit send.

276. And I just want to run it by one other person

277. before I send it, 'cause it's like, if the tone is right.

278. And I just want to run it by one other person -"D.

279. I'm so freaking good at karate now,

280. and it's not even funny.

281. But you still laugh at me when I show you

282. my karate moves, so I'm done.

283. I'm done. I want a divorce, and I want the kids.

284. Challenge me...

285. and you'll discover just how good I am

286. at doing karate to people."

287. Doing karate to people.

288. Yeah, but just to scare her.

289. For six years, I've been taking karate.

290. Taekwondo.

291. I was a p— purple.

292. Six.

293. Are you a martial artist? You...

294. Q: Ohh!

295. You practice martial arts?

296. - Yeah. - What are the odds of that?

297. So then you know that six years...

298. it's not possible?

299. He's laughing in your face.

300. What belt are you?

301. Dark blue? Where is... where, um —

302. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

303. - Yeah. - Yeah, right.

304. Sal...

305. Can I — can I send the e-mail?

306. Do you think that's fine?

307. You wouldn't send it.

308. I knew that.

309. He corrected his bow!

310. - He didn't give the bow right! - He can't even bow!

311. - What's up? - What's up? How you doin'?

312. Good. How are you? Do you work here?

313. Oh, sweet. What do you do?

314. - Murray's in. - Oh, cool.

315. Yeah, I live, like, three blocks away.

316. Murr's really looking to make a friend.

317. It's just an internship for the summer, so...

318. Oh, cool. What's, uh — what kind of company?

319. See if he wants to go to "Aladdin" tonight.

320. Everybody else on the crew was a hard pass.

321. Murray's ordering tickets for "Aladdin" tonight,

322. to go see the Broadway play, and he just sourced everybody,

323. got a big fat goose egg.

324. "Does anyone of our crew of 60 want to go with me

325. to a Broadway play?"

326. "I'll pay. No?"

327. Do you mind if I run — I'm writing an e-mail.

328. Do you mind if I run it by you, to see if it's the right tone?

329. - Go for it. - Okay.

330. I wrote, you know, "Darlene, you are my wife and I love you.

331. But come on with the spray tans.

332. You look like a slutty carrot"?

333. So, what do you think? Is that, uh —

334. What's the point of that message?

335. Stop the spray tans!

336. What if you started with, "Dar—"

337. Wait, why can't you just tell her in person?

338. Because then we wouldn't have a game.

339. You know, something like this is better just electronically.

340. I don't have to deal with —

341. To your wife?

342. Yeah!

343. This guy's awesome!

344. Can I help you reword it a little bit?

345. - Yeah! - Yeah!

346. - Unprompted! - I love —

347. - This is the greatest... - I love him.

348. human on the planet.

349. He's typing. He's straight-up typing.

350. Which line are you working the slutty carrot into?

351. Um...

352. Does it have to be specifically slutty carrot?

353. Is that what you're really going for?

354. - Okay. Here we go. Here we go. - Here we go, here we go.

355. - Here it is. - "Darlene, you know I love you

356. more than anyone else." Good beginning.

357. "I wanted the real you. Keep the carrots for dinner.

358. You look like a deluxe Oompa Loompa.

359. XOXO, James."

360. Very good.

361. - Wow! - Wow!

362. He changed it. That's a loss.

363. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.

364. Hey, good luck.

365. Have you seen "Aladdin?" On Broadway?

366. No.

367. Do you want to go? I mean, if you want to go, just let me know.

368. Oh, my God. He has to come to "Aladdin" tonight. For real.

369. He's gotta go, dude. We'll send a camera.

370. Murr, if this guy goes to "Aladdin" with you,

371. you can have the win.

372. Do y— would you seriously go?

373. 7:00?

374. All right.

375. - Oh, I love him! - This is unbelievable!

376. He found someone to go to "Aladdin"!

377. You're going to "Aladdin"?

378. I'm free — I had a haircut,

379. but I'll reschedule for a free "Aladdin" show.

380. Free "Aladdin"? "I had a haircut, but I'd cancel it"!

381. "I had a haircut, but I can cancel it."

382. Yeah. I'll — I'll comb it for tonight.

383. If he doesn't show...

384. Oh, hey! You weren't kidding about the haircut, man.

385. Dude, the guy just took it all off.

386. So, let's go inside. This is gonna be awesome.

387. One thing I wanted to mention...

388. You guys should also check out the TV show

389. "Impractical Jokers."

390. "Impra—" What's it about?

391. You never heard of "Impractical Jokers"?

392. No! Why? Is that a popular show?

393. Q and Sal's e-mails got stuck in the outbox,

394. which makes Sal tonight's big loser.

395. All right! Sal is our big loser!

396. We've brought him to the Willowbrook Mall for his punishment.

397. Buddy, we want you to go down to the food court

398. and then await further instructions.

399. That's how it's gonna be? We're not gonna reveal any info?

400. Await further instructions. Always with the...

401. You're not gonna tell me what I got to do right now?

402. - No! - No.

403. Just, shh. There's gonna be a big twist-a-roo?

404. No, watch this. Ready? Swipe.

405. There he is. King of the food court.

406. Q: No, he hates food courts. Sal is not a food-court fan.

407. You ready for what you have to do?

408. - Can I guess? - Sure. Take a guess.

409. There is a person here, I have to find out who they are,

410. and I have to go through everybody.

411. What is this, season 2?

412. I'm gonna put you on with the wig master general.

413. Sal, you see how there's all these people

414. talking in the food court?

415. Yeah...

416. So, we want you to shush people.

417. Q: One on one, go up to people and ask them to —

418. Individual shushing is what we're looking for.

419. Let's just bring it down.

420. Oh, boy. All right.

421. Ohh.

422. Oh, they're talkin'.

423. You son of a bitch.

424. Ready? In 3, 2, 1...

425. shush!

426. Ohh...

427. You just shoot a blank? Come on.

428. Shhhh!

429. They're doing their best to ignore him!

430. I say you hit 'er again.

431. Please, guys, guys, guys...

432. Okay. Ready, Sal?

433. you guys.

434. 3, 2, 1...

435. Shhhh!

436. Oh! Oh!

437. - Am I done? - No!

438. No!

439. Q: There's about 100 more people in this food court.

440. No!

441. In front of you are a bunch of construction workers.

442. Sending him in for the shush.

443. I'm not gonna lie, buddy, I straight up

444. want to see you get killed.

445. 4, 3, 2, 1...

446. Shh!

447. - Ohh-ho-ho! - One more — shush!

448. Shh.

449. I'm out of here. I'm leaving real fast.

450. And he's gonna — the slight jog down the steps, and he's out!

451. This is harder than anything I've done.

452. Sal's not being rude.

453. They're being rude being so loud!

454. Yes. So Sal is doing a service.

455. She's talkin'! She's talkin'!

456. Here we go.

457. I would love it if you shushed.

458. Ohh-ho!

459. I would love it if you shhh — shushed.

460. Her husband, too.

461. Well, both of you.

462. If you sh— if you shhh.

463. - Uh... - 'Cause I said so.

464. 'Cause I said.

465. Here we go! There it is! There's the table!

466. Q: Sal, you remember in, um, "Pee-wee's Big Adventure"

467. where he's like, "I'm trying to use the phoooone!"

468. Gimme that.

469. I'm trying to use the phone!

470. Shh.

471. Ohh.

472. Ohh. - Ahh!

473. Can I please leave?

474. One more. One more. Shush!

475. Phone! Shush!

476. You can get up. Walk away.

477. Sal, I'm gonna want you to do a drive-by —

478. "Phone, phone, shush, shush," and just keep going.

479. Shh. Shh. Phone. Phone.

480. Sal, you know, that's a pretty good impersonation, buddy.

481. It's not bad.

482. Sal, what about this girl right in front of you on the cell phone?

483. - Yeah. Good luck. - Be aggressive.

484. Get her! Get her!

485. He's comin' in hot for the shush.

486. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

487. He's hiding.

488. "Mind your own business"! Ahh!

489. Oh, look! Look!

490. Uh-oh!

491. - Wow! - Ohh!

492. - Good luck with that. - Oh, wow!

493. I gotta — I gotta — I gotta — Ow!

494. Sal, why you going in there?

495. He ran into the door!

496. He had to get out!

497. I'm not doing any more. I'm done now.

498. That's it. I'm not gonna do it anymore.

499. Q: All right, you're done! You're done!

500. Welcome to "Impractical Insider."

501. Sal just got served in the food court,

502. having to tell people shh while they're eating.

503. Sal...

504. how do you feel?

505. Shh! We're gonna show you behind the scenes right now.

506. Punishments like today can be

507. the most cringe-worthy that we do.

508. Yeah. It's just — you feel —

509. It's painful watching.

510. Or like, something as simple as Q crossing out the kid's...

511. - Yeah, yeah. - ... art project.

512. - Oh, no! - My life is horrible.

513. - 3, 2, 1... - All right!

514. Sal is our big loser!

515. There's gonna be a big twist-a-roo?

516. Watch this. Ready? Swipe.

517. Good. All right, cut. Good work, guys.

518. - Cut. - So, it's very hot

519. out right now.

520. That was probably the quickest intro

521. in "Impractical Jokers" history.

522. They did not want to stand out here, and I don't either.

523. Why am I wearing this sweatshirt?

524. Individual shushing is what we're looking for.

525. 'Cause it's way too loud down there, buddy.

526. Let's just bring it down.

527. Ohh, boy. All right.

528. There he is! Sending him in for the shush.

529. I was just — I was just passing by.

530. I wanted to say, shhh.

531. - Oh. - Shh.

532. Sal, kinda whisper under your breath, "Still talkin'."

533. Still talkin'. Still talkin'.

534. They took it great. They also have life experience.

535. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They're good sports.

536. What do you think, guys? I almost done?

537. - No! - No!

538. I have one thing to say to that...

539. Shhh!

540. Okay, and, we're gonna shush in...

541. 3, 2, 1...

542. Shh!

543. Q: Oh!

544. I can't stay here.

545. I'll let you escape from this moment

546. if you turn to them and go...

547. and run away.

548. - You ready? - No.

549. It's so stupid.

550. 3, 2, 1...

551. The slight jog down the steps, and he's out!

552. - He's movin'! - Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

553. - Oh, my God! - Uh-oh!

554. "Mind you own business"! Ohhh!

555. Q: Wow!

556. That's why this is a punishment.

557. Wow.

558. The toughest things to do are the most simple.

559. Like give an old woman the middle finger?

560. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

561. This is breaking social convention...

562. Mm-hmm.

563. Ohh.

564. You just shoot a blank?

565. Come on. I think people are

566. calling you the cringe king.

567. Don't get that started. No one's calling me that.

568. Everyone's calling — #CringeKing.

569. What are you doing? What are you, looking to...

570. Why are you branding me the cringe king?

571. Growing up, I hated cantaloupe and honeydew melon.

572. Now I think it's like God's gift to us.

573. You're an — You sound like an ass

574. - Why? - No one likes cantaloupe.

575. That's the cheap they throw on...

576. Cantaloupe's the filler... to get around the pineapple

577. and the grapes and the strawberries.

578. If you never knew what the price point was of any fruit

579. and you just blind taste-tested them,

580. this would still come out on top.

581. When 50% of it's that and nobody eats it.

582. The cherry's an underused fruit.

583. Cherries are the best.

584. I'll go on record saying it —

585. I don't give a what you think, Cole.

586. - You don't like a cherry? - They're bad.

587. I wonder if bananas had a pit, would people eat them as much.

588. Go yourself, Al. I'm hungry.