Impractical Jokers 6x2

1. Coming up...

2. Why is Murr getting whacked?

3. What's got Q being such a big mouth?

4. Hey, hey, feed me!

5. And which punished Joker

6. will be humiliated from sea to shining sea?

7. Prepare for something amazing.

8. Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

9. I want my mommy!

10. I will never forgive you!

11. Larry!

12. Today, we're getting people's opinions about New York City,

13. but the real people getting docked is us.

14. While giving the survey,

15. the other guys will be behind that glass wall

16. that becomes see-through at the flip of a switch.

17. The goal is not to laugh,

18. but when that glass becomes see-through —

19. Whoo! Good luck with that.

20. Right now, you have a black T-shirt on

21. with a sports jacket and long hair and scruff.

22. This is what middle-aged hip looks like, man.

23. I'd like to say it looks good on you.

24. Eh, you'd like to. I'd like to.

25. Here we go.

26. Fellas. You starting it off?

27. I'm starting it off. All right, Joe.

28. Go give them hell. All right.

29. Name three pros and cons

30. about living in or near New York City.

31. Um, the pros, you know, entertainment all over.

32. What is that? What is that?

33. Public transit, you know, really...

34. Where I live, you kind of need a car,

35. but it's not necessary.

36. I mean, there are buses and stuff, so...

37. It's Joe being born out of an egg.

38. Um...

39. I don't think it's really too —

40. And it's kind of dirty, but nobody thinks it's —

41. Something back there? No, no.

42. There's a damn fly that's been going around all day.

43. Okay, that's hysterical.

44. We cracked up. He did a hard smile.

45. Really? He just smiled.

46. He didn't break. Damn.

47. Describe your dream apartment.

48. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

49. Well, um, you can get anywhere quickly by transit.

50. It's all of Q's firemen buddies!

51. Lots of space, you know?

52. That's a laugh.

53. Something like that.

54. Q: Downtown, they do a lot of that.

55. There is some weird going on in New York City.

56. Got him!

57. Describe Prospect Park.

58. What I like about it most is that,

59. well, they have the summer concert in the summer.

60. They have the, like, bands that play there,

61. so I've gone there for that.

62. This is our good friend Bryan Johnson.

63. He's from the TV show "Comic Book Men."

64. By the way, he brought his own shorts.

65. That's true.

66. The, uh — what's the —

67. do you understand the alternate is to laugh?

68. Yeah! Got you!

69. Do you understand

70. the alternate side of the street parking rule

71. at all in New York City?

72. 'Cause I don't.

73. I don't know what's going on sometimes.

74. He's done!

75. Hi, I'm James Murray. Ramón.

76. Ramón, nice to meet you, sir.

77. These are questions about

78. your experience being a New Yorker, okay?

79. For this one, we need a prop from Murray's jacket.

80. What are the primary reasons

81. that you wouldn't necessarily go to see professional sports?

82. When comes to sports, professional sports,

83. I'm not interested in it.

84. Well, I got to take that back.

85. That's your credit card.

86. Well, that's gonna be a good Tennis match,

87. when the US Open is going on.

88. Oh, it got declined.

89. Well, for sports, I go to —

90. Oh, that's your second credit card.

91. Okay, on Sundays, I just go to the park.

92. Okay, I enjoy that then.

93. Okay, on Sundays in the summer time.

94. Uh, when it comes to recreation —

95. Come on!

96. That's a laugh! That's a laugh!

97. When it comes to recreation —

98. Is somebody behind me?

99. No, I'm thinking — you know what it was?

100. I was thinking —

101. He's gonna wash this.

102. I was gonna say — Oh, that's gross.

103. Where were you born? In Brooklyn.

104. We used to play on the trains. Sure.

105. Oh, it's a young Murr.

106. They used to have these locomotives there.

107. It would be at the pizzeria two blocks from the house.

108. The pizzeria.

109. Q: Oh, no, what is happening, Murr?

110. Come on.

111. Then we'd go home,

112. and then afterward,

113. we'd come back, get together,

114. and we'd go to the pizzeria.

115. Q: Yeah, we got him.

116. There's a great pizzeria called Linseo's.

117. We used to go there every week.

118. Hey, guys, have fun.

119. In the past decade,

120. take me through the best New York day you've had.

121. Well, it'd have to be more than 10 years.

122. Okay. Sure, it can be any time.

123. Some friends of mine from L.A. came over.

124. Mm-hmm.

125. and we traveled —

126. At that time, we traveled, I showed them —

127. You remember "Ghost," right, Murr?

128. I said that — you know, to see.

129. Mm-hmm.

130. We had drinks on top of the World Trade Center

131. at the River Cafe.

132. Oh, the River Cafe.

133. And what was that experience like?

134. We had a great time. Yeah.

135. We ate good... Yeah.

136. and that would have been

137. my best experience of New York City.

138. Get the off me,

139. Yeah.

140. Q: There we go. That's a laugh.

141. I did not do well.

142. So I'm just gonna ask you a couple questions.

143. Okay, sure. Okay, it's super easy, so...

144. Here we go. Here we go.

145. What's one of the best nights

146. you've had in New York in the past year?

147. Probably taking my friends to paddle.

148. They didn't know what the it was.

149. Like this S&M club?

150. You never heard of Paddle?

151. "Impractical Jokers". Season 40.

152. Yeah, we watched people get spanked and stuff.

153. It was pretty funny. Right.

154. That's me.

155. That's me completely bald.

156. That's Q.

157. That's Joe.

158. Q: How does he not laugh? Stone-faced.

159. That was all for nothing, though.

160. So you're with this person, what do you do?

161. Times Square is like the thing that everybody —

162. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, though.

163. You know, Times Square and all that kind of stuff... Right.

164. so I'd take them to probably —

165. Look at how happy his stupid face is

166. when it comes out.

167. No, Times Square is like the answer with everybody.

168. Oh, Sorry, sorry.

169. Q:

170. Oh.

171. Got you.

172. That is a laugh,

173. and the added bonus of Murray getting hurt.

174. Okay, would you recommend that people use

175. public transportation in Manhattan?

176. I have a car.

177. There we go.

178. What do you say is the —

179. What are some challenges about apartment living

180. here in New York?

181. Well, there's the price.

182. There he goes, there he goes!

183. That's a laugh. That's a laugh.

184. Oh. All right, good job. We got him.

185. All right, Q, you and I are up. Yes.

186. Here we go. Yes.

187. Could you tell me an experience

188. that a live event gives you?

189. Really? Yeah.

190. Well, I've worked on the Nets —

191. Uh, Jay Z, got the Russian guy running that thing.

192. Okay.

193. The guy who, like, runs it, he was out of town.

194. Yeah, the Nets.

195. The next I would like to see live —

196. Q:

197. How the hell did we even do that?

198. Yeah, I was just wanting to know about your act.

199. What's so funny? No, it's just —

200. I had a lot going on here today.

201. Here we go.

202. Hey, how are you?

203. Toni? Sal. pleasure to meet you.

204. You want to go first? Yeah, you want to do this?

205. All right, let's go. Here we go.

206. Describe what would be a good night out

207. in New York City for you.

208. I would actually compare it —

209. 'cause I did live in D.C. for a year —

210. so I guess it depends.

211. Somewhere with the same...

212. For a a happy hour? Yeah.

213. That's a working, pissing dog.

214. Look at Murray.

215. Yeah.

216. I mean, go to the club.

217. I was walking around Times Square. Times Square?

218. It smells like pee up there.

219. Good boy, Puddles, good boy.

220. Not the first time I've peed on Murray.

221. Won't be the last.

222. Talk to me about New York City living.

223. I lived in Brooklyn.

224. The rent was pretty expensive.

225. A bunch of illegitimate children.

226. Q: They're all doing the double Dutch.

227. I didn't felt like it was diverse enough...

228. That's a laugh!

229. so not really a good price.

230. So, guys, I got a surprise for all of you.

231. Let's do it. Enjoy.

232. Do you have a go-to neighborhood for shopping?

233. It's Herald Square.

234. I feel like there's a good mixture of both.

235. It depends on what you want.

236. Like, there's two H&Ms, there's a Zara.

237. Gamma? Q: Like the Hulk?

238. Should he drink it?

239. I guess a little bit more to, like, High Street, but —

240. All right. He drank it.

241. But not as like —

242. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh.

243. Something's happening? Uh-oh.

244. I hope Murr's all right. Yeah.

245. You're can actually find a better deal,

246. or just have them delivered it to this — you know —

247. Is that Gary Busey?

248. Oh, my God!

249. Oh, my God.

250. Gary Busey!

251. It's Gary Busey! Oh, my Lord.

252. That is so, so, so true.

253. I, uh...

254. Yeah, that is — I mean, I mean —

255. I can't.

256. I mean, I —

257. I, uh, you just reminded me of something.

258. Oh, my goodness.

259. Q was a tough nut to crack,

260. so he's safe from the loser board.

261. Today, we're at Food Bazaar in Long Island City

262. handing out free samples.

263. We'll be competing head-to-head, taking turns,

264. trying to convince a customer

265. to eat as many samples as possible.

266. Whoever gives the most away wins.

267. I hope I get a customer

268. that's a tubby little fella like you.

269. Basically, this is what's gonna happen.

270. They're each gonna take turns giving samples,

271. and then whoever gets stopped, that person loses.

272. Tit-for-tat samples.

273. Got some free samples. Samples if you're interested.

274. Here we go.

275. This is locally grown mozzarella with basil and oil.

276. Let me know what you think.

277. Locally grown mozzarella?

278. If you're a cheese guy —

279. Oh, yeah, there you go.

280. Ah.

281. All right, he's in for two. It's on Joe.

282. It would behoove us if you do it with —

283. this is sharp cheddar.

284. You don't look like you eat too much cheese.

285. Yeah, but you got to have all three.

286. That's probably like 40 calories,

287. 50 calories. Yeah, that's the real —

288. That's the deal with it.

289. Oh, he gets him. He gets him!

290. Joe gets him on the third one. Okay.

291. Pressure's on Q.

292. You like olives? 'Cause olives go down with that.

293. So the mozzarella and then the olives, yeah.

294. Ah, there we go. Kalamata olives.

295. Oh, he took Q's olive. Oh!

296. How's that...?

297. We actually re-did the whole olive.

298. How's that cold you had? You over that cold yet?

299. 'Cause you were coughing a lot earlier. I sneezed on yours.

300. Try the other olive. Tell us what you like better.

301. You're still a little pale around the face.

302. Yeah, there you go. Just let me know which one.

303. It doesn't matter. And they said that was really contagious?

304. Joe has convinced him.

305. Yeah, you can't stop the train.

306. Now it's on Q.

307. That's great. Did you try the chips yet?

308. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, there you go.

309. Q: Yeah, those are the best.

310. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

311. Wow.

312. It's on Joe.

313. Do you like the stick, or do you like, the chip?

314. These are the house-made ones.

315. Nah.

316. You had one of those already.

317. Yeah? Yeah, you had this.

318. So then this is the other one,

319. so you've got to tell us which one you like better.

320. That's the way it works. Oh!

321. You like the house one better?

322. Here, take these with you.

323. Take these with you. It's on Q!

324. Just don't forget to take all of them.

325. I got one more, too, there.

326. Who's chip is he trying?

327. There you go. That one's mine, yeah.

328. I think that one's mine, too.

329. That one's mine, too. - No, it's not.

330. No, it's not! I gave the sample!

331. Hey, hey, feed me.

332. You ate it.

333. Nothing against me eating it.

334. All right.

335. That's it. Q's up.

336. All right. Well done. Well done.

337. Thank you, buddy. Take care of yourself.

338. Thank you, brother. Thank you very much.

339. Yeah, and just one more for the road.

340. Oh!

341. There you go, bud.

342. No, don't eat that!

343. Don't eat that. Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

344. Come on! Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.

345. Is he gonna eat it? He's gonna eat it.

346. He's gonna eat it. He's gonna eat it!

347. Eat it. Let me see, eat it, go ahead.

348. Go, go, go, go.

349. Joe wins at the buzzer.

350. Oh, my God.

351. So here we have kinder, gentler Sal and Murr.

352. Yes. That's right. Their relationship's somewhat improved this season.

353. Our relationship has thawed a little bit.

354. Thawed. Yes.

355. It's not as frozen cold as it once was.

356. Can I borrow the chapstick? Never.

357. Some things never change.

358. Yes, would you like to try any?

359. Oh, we have so many different things from local places.

360. Come on around. All right, here we go.

361. Samples I give you are going to be the best ones you ever have.

362. I promise you. Okay.

363. I'm gonna start you off with the fresh mozzarella

364. dipped in a little olive oil. Delicious.

365. Q: Oh, Murr, it's on you, buddy.

366. This is a sharp cheddar, locally made, delicious.

367. Farm in Jersey.

368. Don't fill up on that, though.

369. One bite just so you can taste it

370. 'cause I want you to taste the difference

371. between that cheese and this cheese.

372. So just one bite each.

373. Q: Oh, it's back to Murray.

374. It is, right? That one's better. Okay.

375. If you like that one, you are going to love —

376. This is a white cheddar.

377. Try that. Again, made locally. It's mild, though.

378. Delicious. This is Spanish olive

379. with a little bleu cheese stuffing.

380. If you've never tried it, I would like you to try it, too.

381. Sal, nice.

382. Murr's up.

383. Yeah. Q: Olive with the bleu cheese.

384. Speaking of which, I happen to have one more.

385. Come on, you're shopping.

386. There you go. You're gonna ruin your appetite.

387. You don't need that. You can put it right there.

388. Now, we're even, even, even.

389. Don't feel forced, ma'am, don't feel forced.

390. No, no, no.

391. Up your ass and to the left.

392. It's up your ass and to the left.

393. Up your ass and to the left.

394. It's —

395. It's... up your ass and to the left.

396. It's, uh, straight up your ass and to the left.

397. We call that aisle "up your —"

398. Q: All right, let's get back to work.

399. OH, we don't want to keep you if you have to get going.

400. Q: Nice try, Murr.

401. These are vegetable chips,

402. and they're made with pure peanut oil.

403. Oh, my God, she's in for a veggie chip.

404. Oh, yeah. You don't have to try that one.

405. This is unbelievable.

406. The only thing better than that

407. is chocolate-covered pretzels.

408. Q: Uh-oh.

409. Oh, you don't want this? Ah!

410. You're in this deep. You might as well just try it.

411. You're out!

412. They draw the line at the chocolate pretzel?

413. They ate 47 items.

414. Q: Wow.

415. Q and Murr got all chewed up,

416. which makes Murr tonight's big loser.

417. Oh, all right, all right.

418. So you might notice Murray's not here.

419. That's 'cause the other day, we were watching "Taken."

420. Yes. As we do.

421. And we decided that it would be fun

422. if for Murr's next punishment, he got taken.

423. Murr has no idea that he's on camera.

424. Thank you, man. Right now he thinks he's on his way

425. to shoot a challenge.

426. Good timing.

427. Staten Island, right? Yes, sir.

428. Q: His driver is really our guy

429. who's taking him where we want him to go,

430. which isn't gonna be fun for Murr. No.

431. But definitely fun for us. Oh, yeah, of course.

432. So enjoy Murray being taken.

433. We have a specific set of skills.

434. Yeah, can you hear me, dad?

435. We're filming on Staten Island

436. at the YMCA on Richmond Avenue and Amboy Road.

437. I wanted to see if you guys wanted to come to set.

438. Oh, Murray just texted me.

439. "Dad is coming to set today, "guys.

440. I'm taking him to lunch afterwards

441. around the corner from the Y.

442. You guys are welcome to join. My treat."

443. We're not going to the Y.

444. How about 1:00? Can you be ready by 1:00?

445. When he sees the driver's going a different way,

446. he's gonna start getting inquisitive. Right.

447. Oh, oh!

448. Why'd you get off the highway?

449. Really?

450. Look how annoyed he is. He's pulling out the GPS.

451. Where you going now?

452. Is it telling you to do, like, a left?

453. No, no. You're going the wrong way entirely now.

454. Now you're going to the 3rd.

455. This is not right at all.

456. You're going the wrong way.

457. No, no, no, no!

458. Where we going? 'Cause he's going the wrong way.

459. No, he's going the right way.

460. Murr, you've been taken.

461. Taken where? This is not my punishment.

462. This is not my punishment day!

463. Oh, yes, it is. Listen to me.

464. You better call your dad and cancel that lunch

465. 'cause it ain't gonna happen today, buddy.

466. Am I mic'd? Is there a mic in here?

467. Son of a bitch,

468. there's a hidden camera right there.

469. And there's another one!

470. I hate you guys.

471. You know what? First step was, we take Murr.

472. Now we're gonna take the car.

473. Here we go. Here we go.

474. Hey, Dad, we have a change of plans, okay?

475. What the hell?

476. Hey, Dad, there's a change of plans.

477. The car is on the flatbed.

478. They're punishing me today, actually.

479. Q: He's trying to talk to his dad

480. while they're hooking him up.

481. We're not filming at the YMCA.

482. I'm down by the ferry now.

483. They switched it and they're punishing me.

484. I don't know what they're doing.

485. Where's he going?

486. We're gonna keep on moving, pal.

487. Where's this guy going?

488. Windows are locked, doors are locked.

489. He's locked in the car.

490. The car is chained down.

491. He has no control over what he's doing at all.

492. Q: It's really a euphemism for his life.

493. There he is.

494. There you go.

495. Right over there.

496. What is going on?

497. Let me out of this car.

498. What the hell?

499. What's going on?

500. We took you, we put you in the car. Yeah.

501. We took the car, we put it in the truck.

502. Yeah. We took the truck,

503. we put it on a boat. Yeah.

504. There's more.

505. There's more.

506. Wave, wave.

507. You know, it's about 100 degrees in this car.

508. Murr, don't worry, you're gonna cool down real quick, buddy.

509. Stop saying that. Am I getting wet?

510. Am I getting wet?

511. There she is, boys.

512. The Statue of Liberty — Look at that.

513. - Look at it. - Lady Liberty.

514. - Beautiful. - I got to tell you guys,

515. this is a great punishment.

516. I've never been this close to the Statue of Liberty before.

517. Okay, Murr, we're here. You can get out.

518. - Step on out, buddy.

519. Q: There he is.

520. Just hop down and open that trunk.

521. Who's the most Lady Liberty out of all of us?

522. Q: Well, it's definitely not me.

523. Nah, it's definitely not me.

524. There's really only one real Lady Liberty in our group.

525. Murr, you're our Lady Liberty.

526. You're the ferret of liberty, buddy. That's it.

527. Is this is a microphone? This is so stupid!

528. Can you hear that?

529. All right, beautiful.

530. Where you going?

531. Oh, come on!

532. Ooh! Ooh! It is so cold out here.

533. How are your baby balls?

534. They're nonexistent now.

535. Yeah, Murr, at least you can blame it on shrinkage this time.

536. There's all these tourist ships.

537. Okay, Murr, get on your box here

538. so all the passersby can see you.

539. Oh, my gosh.

540. - Come on, Lady Liberty.

541. Yeah, here you go. Put it up!

542. Put it —

543. Over here to our left-hand side,

544. there's some dude out here posing

545. as the Statue of Liberty over here to our left-hand side.

546. - Yes. - No!

547. All these tourists, they're all looking at me!

548. Oh, look at them all taking pictures of him!

549. You're upstaging the real Statue of Liberty.

550. The real Statue is right there!

551. Look that way!

552. This is so stupid. - Pose.

553. Come on!

554. Some tourists from Germany are booing him.

555. - It's 30 degrees!

556. I have shrinkage!

557. Q: Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.

558. Tour's over! Go home!

559. Well done, buddy.

560. All right, guys, I got Murr a way home.

561. I'm not taking that home.

562. Are you serious? - Good luck.

563. We'll see you back at shore.

564. No, no, come on.

565. Hey, you guys want to go have lunch with Murray's father?

566. Murr, we got to go.

567. We're late for lunch with your dad.

568. You're joking, right?

569. No, I'm not. Pose.

570. Welcome to "Impractical Insider."

571. We're here at the scene of the crime.

572. This is where Murray just got punished on the high seas.

573. We're gonna show you a behind-the-scenes look

574. of how it all went down.

575. I'm also gonna show you some bonus content

576. from tonight's episode.

577. So, the guys are getting their makeup right now

578. just because, you know,

579. they don't want to have too much shine.

580. These are industry terms.

581. We don't really want makeup.

582. They make us put it on.

583. - I know. Of course. - Yeah.

584. - Because it's still — - Take care of my bags.

585. He likes his makeup.

586. I don't care about the makeup.

587. I need more makeup than Sal does

588. because Sal is more naturally superior with looks.

589. I'm a disgusting, fat

590. Look at all this stuff, right?

591. This is what it takes to make a television show

592. like "Impractical Jokers" — a lot of these cases.

593. How are you feeling about this Murr punishment?

594. Uh, it's great, man. He doesn't know.

595. He's the one always saying we should get

596. into your personal life and do it. Yeah.

597. So it's nice to have that blow back immediately in his face.

598. I'm very excited about that.

599. Hey, guys, we should really think about a way

600. to infiltrate the people's real life.

601. That's what happens on the show.

602. You open your mouth, and you pay for it.

603. They're going to call Murr on this iPad.

604. Look at this. This is awesome.

605. Whoa!

606. No, no, no, no, no!

607. No, no, no, no.

608. We're here in Staten Island,

609. and you can get a shot there of one of the outer boroughs.

610. It's called Manhattan. It's a little island.

611. So what does Murr know right now?

612. He knows he's a piece of

613. Aside from that, as far as the punishment. Murr knows nothing.

614. He just knows that he's been taken.

615. He's keeping his seatbelt on just in case.

616. It's not cool, man. Where we going?

617. - We're seconds away, right? - Seconds away.

618. Murr is about to get pulled in.

619. Okay, so, I should get out of here?

620. You should probably leave.

621. - There he is. - Let me out of this car.

622. So, we're hanging out here in the boat.

623. And we're just waiting for some cameras to get into place.

624. - I used to own a boat. - Really?

625. And I used to take my shirt off and go fishing.

626. What the hell?

627. Oh, come on.

628. This is unbelievable.

629. He's getting into costume right now.

630. This is so dumb.

631. Andrew Hood is the one who put this whole car together.

632. Well, you didn't build the car. No, no, no, no, no.

633. But we put the hidden cameras in it.

634. I really don't see anything, and I guess that was the point.

635. Yeah, we kind of just put it plain sight.

636. There's one that's like a security camera

637. you'd normally find in a taxi.

638. - Oh, okay, I see that. - And then we kind of snuck

639. one in the side by the door over your left shoulder —

640. right there back in the corner.

641. Son of a bitch, there's a hidden camera right there.

642. And there's another one.

643. I hate you guys.

644. James, you having fun?

645. Shut up, Casey!

646. There you go.

647. Oh, my gosh.

648. All these tourists, they're all looking at me!

649. Look that way!

650. Q: Is that Gary Busey?

651. Oh, my God!

652. He got Gary Busey to come in and Hulk out?

653. - That's amazing. - Oh, my God.

654. Hi, guys!

655. Oh, my God. My mind's blown right now.

656. Here's one for you guys.

657. I want you this in your vocabulary.

658. The word "fart"... - "Fart."

659. - ... F-A-R-T... - Mm-hmm.

660. stands for,

661. "feeling a rectal transmission."

662. Q: I'm feeling it right now. I'm feeling it right now.

663. I love you guys so much.