Impractical Jokers 6x18

1. Coming up...

2. why is Joe doing some heavy lifting?

3. Oh, my God!

4. What's got Murr wigging out?

5. I know — dude, I'm embarrassed.

6. And which punished Joker

7. will wish the genie was never let out of the bottle?

8. Prepare for something amazing.

9. Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

10. I want my mommy!

11. I will never forgive you!

12. Larry!

13. Today, we're at the mall asking people to sign up

14. for a chance to win a $100 gift card.

15. The catch is they'll have to give us

16. their cellphone number to be eligible,

17. and once we have their number, that's when the fun begins.

18. Because the other guys will be sending the contestant

19. weird texts on our behalf.

20. The guy that gets the fewest responses

21. back from that person loses.

22. What do I look like?

23. I look so stupid.

24. He forgot he was gonna be wearing this hair.

25. In case you've been living under a rock,

26. this is why Murray's hair looks like this.

27. Murr, he will be wearing Q's hair as a wig.

28. Oh, my God!

29. Oh, my God. I feel like such an ass

30. Guys, they're giving away a $100 gift card every 15 minutes

31. if you're in the food court.

32. Do you guys want to sign up for it?

33. It's super easy.

34. We're in, we're in!

35. Ow, that hurt actually, kind of.

36. It did, it did, actually, believe it or not.

37. You got to — you got to work out.

38. Thanks, enjoy. You got it.

39. Here's the text, buddy.

40. Murr can see everything we're texting.

41. And he wrote back "Thank you."

42. All right, Murr — you're already at one.

43. There you go. I got a response.

44. What am "I" texting them?

45. You guys lift? You got muscles AF.

46. I can't even look.

47. He's laughing.

48. Yeah, you're good.

49. He's writing back! He's writing back!

50. LMAO.

51. You got a double. He got a double off of one!

52. Yeah, he got a two-for-one on that one, buddy.

53. So you're up to three already, Murr.

54. This is so embarrassing.

55. All right, Murr — I just sent one.

56. Oh, my gosh.

57. - He sent it. He's got it. - All right, here we go.

58. Oh, my God.

59. He wrote back, "Um sure."

60. He keeps answering.

61. Sent.

62. I can't even look.

63. Is he looking at his phone?

64. This guy's the best. I love this guy.

65. He's writing back, though!

66. "Oo word"?

67. This is —

68. Now what are you writing?

69. What are you writing?

70. "Just get my pretzel, fool."

71. Did you see that look?

72. "Fool" is rough.

73. - Maybe he's reached — - Ohh, man.

74. His whole demeanor changed. Oh, my God.

75. Are you serious?

76. He's leaving. He's had enough.

77. So, the "fool" was too much.

78. Come on!

79. - That's it. - All right, Murr.

80. You look like — you're beet red, dude.

81. I know — dude, I'm embarrassed.

82. Five replies.

83. Hey, so, we're doing a contest today.

84. We're giving away a $100 gift card.

85. You interested?

86. All you got to do is write your name, phone number,

87. and they'll text you if you won. He's ready to go.

88. Here you go. Q: Thank you very much.

89. Text has been sent.

90. We wrote, "Hi Vlad, it's Brian.

91. Good luck on the contest."

92. So, I'm gonna send this text to this guy now.

93. He made a "what the f—,"

94. "what the hell is this guy talking about."

95. Q: That's one.

96. This — this... Three in a row!

97. This guy is a texter.

98. Every thought is a separate text.

99. He's like my mother. Yeah.

100. Send it. Send it, send it, send it.

101. Horse emoji?

102. "Deliver that yum yums."

103. "Enough talk, bucko.

104. Give me dem leftovers."

105. He has a face of disgust!

106. Here it is, here it is, here it is, here it is,

107. here it is, here it is, here it is.

108. Oh, cool, are you done?

109. I-I'll take it.

110. No, you don't have to buy me something.

111. Just, if you're done, I'll just hoover that right down.

112. I'll take it. I'm not proud. You sure?

113. Yeah, thank you.

114. Sweet.

115. What a nice guy.

116. Six texts. And a free salad.

117. Wow.

118. They are giving away a $100 gift card

119. every 15 minutes.

120. Here we go, Sal.

121. First text sent.

122. He just got it.

123. Here you go. He's writing back.

124. Q: Okay. What was that?

125. "Okay" emoji. Okay.

126. Okay, got it?

127. You ready, dudes?

128. Yeah, here we go. Here we go.

129. That's the whole text?

130. Oh, come on.

131. "I imagine you have all your teeth?"

132. He's laughing!

133. All right, sent.

134. He got it, he got it, he got it!

135. Q: Here we go. Here we go. He's looking.

136. "Teef" with an "F"?

137. Q: He's looking.

138. Don't look. Don't look.

139. Joe's writing. Joe's writing.

140. "Look at me right now, please,

141. and don't stop looking no matter what."

142. He's reading the text.

143. He's still looking.

144. Sal, one more time. One more time.

145. He will not stop looking.

146. Tell him to stop looking, man.

147. All right, I'm sending one to him.

148. Look at this. Look at this.

149. We're like pen pals now.

150. Huh, Sal's, like, making a new friend?

151. Well, we're making a new friend.

152. You guys have a pleasant conversation with him

153. all day long. No, no, no, no, no.

154. All right, I just wrote, "I lactate" and hit send, so...

155. Okay, turn around, Sal. Turn around, turn around.

156. Oh, my God.

157. Hi, hon.

158. Oh, here we go!

159. Did you sign up yet?

160. We're running a contest — gives a $100 gift card out.

161. Yeah, all you got to do is give your name and number,

162. and they pick a winner every 15 minutes.

163. Uh, sure. Yeah, great. Thanks.

164. He's got her.

165. Great, thank you so much.

166. I'll send you a test text so you get it.

167. Enjoy your lunch.

168. We got it. And send.

169. Here you go.

170. Let's see if she writes back.

171. Q: Oh!

172. She just didn't write back. So, that's okay.

173. Joe, we're hitting send.

174. Ooh.

175. He sent her a hot link

176. on how to date someone with herpes.

177. Never...

178. Do you see the look she gave him?

179. She put it right back!

180. Joe, I just sent her a follow-up.

181. "Oops I'm sorry!

182. I meant that for my mom's bf."

183. And she just ignores it.

184. That's so odd,

185. because I sent her a link to how to date with herpes

186. and told her my mother's boyfriend had it.

187. I thought we'd be chitchatting by now.

188. We just sent her another text saying,

189. "Losing my hair. Don't care."

190. Q: No response.

191. She didn't go with it.

192. "Pay me some respect."

193. Oh!

194. Zero. Zero, Joe.

195. Zero. Zero.

196. She's getting up!

197. What's she doing?

198. - Oh, oh, oh! - Oh, my God.

199. She's coming over.

200. Yeah, about the herpes hot link

201. about my mother and then the apology? Yeah.

202. Yeah, and then it was about my mom's boyfriend

203. and I'm losing all my hair and I don't care.

204. Yeah, you didn't write back once, though.

205. Oh, okay.

206. That's all right. Absolutely. Sorry.

207. No worries. You have a great day.

208. Thanks. Yeah.

209. You didn't win.

210. Zilch-oh-mundo!

211. Joe got ghosted,

212. so he's first up on the loser board.

213. Today, we're teaming up

214. and going head-to-head at Food Bazaar

215. playing a game we call "Over the Shoulder."

216. One guy will have to steal items from a shopper's cart

217. and throw them over his shoulder to his teammate,

218. who has to catch them.

219. For every item that your teammate catches,

220. you get a point.

221. But if you get caught, or he drops it, game over.

222. Whichever team has the most points at the end wins.

223. All right, here we go, boys.

224. Okay, it's Sal and Q.

225. Oh, wait, no, it's Sal and Murr.

226. What?

227. I can— guys, I literally cannot take him seriously.

228. Sal can't keep his together.

229. he can't even look at you.

230. All right, here we go.

231. Okay, ready, Sal? He didn't notice.

232. I'm gonna —

233. Ohh!

234. Easy, easy. Be careful.

235. Oh, my God!

236. Now how do I hold this?

237. This is hard to hold. I don't know!

238. Yeah, that's not a good item to start.

239. Here we go, here we go, here we go, Sal.

240. Q: Oh!

241. Murr! Murr! Don't throw that!

242. I can't hold that!

243. No, no, look at me.

244. You can't throw that right now.

245. I don't want his —

246. I — I default.

247. You have to wait, you stu—

248. Yes!

249. What — He got a bounce!

250. Q: It was a good rim shot, man!

251. He came at you with heat, that squash.

252. Great catch!

253. Aw, dude, it knocked the wind out of me.

254. This thing's, like, eight pounds.

255. Q: He picked a prize-winning kumquat.

256. Sal, Sal! Sal! Sal.

257. You got to be careful.

258. Sal, nice!

259. That's three. That's three.

260. Psst.

261. Oh, he got something!

262. Is that a tin can?

263. I can't hold that little thing.

264. I need stuff with a little bit of mass.

265. Murr, it sounds to me like Sal doesn't trust you... Yes.

266. to pick out something to throw.

267. Don't listen to them, buddy.

268. Here we go. Murray's trying to sneak in.

269. I don't really see him.

270. Murr looks so anxious shopping for meats.

271. Here we go, here we go!

272. Q: Wide-open lane. They are officially Murray's bananas.

273. This woman had bananas.

274. Now she is without bananas.

275. Yes! He dropped it!

276. You dropped —

277. No good. That's it, baby.

278. No good!

279. Three. Three. Three.

280. It's not gonna be hard to beat.

281. The problem wasn't even that errant throw.

282. It's the kumquat that you threw.

283. This is a cakewalk for us.

284. We like each other, we know how to work together...

285. It's great. we work together well.

286. I-I like you.

287. My affection for Q

288. is where the lines are being drawn. It's rubbing off, yeah.

289. I think that's what it is, Sal.

290. I think that's what it is. All right.

291. I have your scarf and hat on.

292. Rooty-toot-toot. Let's do it!

293. All right, let's do it.

294. The game's on!

295. That's us? Can I —

296. You can throw it at me.

297. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

298. Now back down to you. I got you.

299. Ohh!

300. - Oh! - Ah!

301. All right, so that's one — a bag of lettuce.

302. Keep tossing salads down there, you two.

303. Here we go — Joey's eyeing it up.

304. Carrots!

305. She has no idea her carrots are now in Joe's hands.

306. Nice. What a slick move.

307. Oh, oh!

308. Q: All right, we'll just let mom pass...

309. All right.

310. She's watching right now.

311. Got it.

312. Ohh!

313. - So, we're on two. - Two, baby.

314. The carrots were like Keyser Soze —

315. she had no idea what's going on.

316. Oh.

317. He's got your number, Joey.

318. Unattended cart, Joe.

319. Oh, there's a lemon.

320. There's a lemon. Oh, a lemon?

321. Let's grab that lemon.

322. He's got the lemon.

323. Okay, lemon, ready? Lemon, lemon.

324. Got it.

325. Now we're tied up.

326. You guys want one with authority?

327. There's a watermelon in this guy's cart.

328. Okay, let's see what you got, tough guys.

329. Don't...

330. Make that number 4 a watermelon.

331. I'll respect you so much more. Joe, get it.

332. Go for the watermelon!

333. Switch.

334. Q: Are you gonna be able to launch a 20-pound watermelon?

335. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

336. If Q catches this, they win.

337. Oh, ho, ho.

338. Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

339. For the win. Oh, my God!

340. We win! We win!

341. Oh, he's looking.

342. He's completely baffled.

343. He's going to get another watermelon. Oh, wait. We didn't win.

344. We won. We tied.

345. But we didn't lose.

346. We didn't lose. It's a tie.

347. Nobody caught a loss,

348. but Joe's still tonight's big loser.

349. Well, our wish came true.

350. Joe lost, so for your punishment,

351. we are at Curtain Call's Kweskin Theater.

352. Today, you're joining a live stage production,

353. and you'll be playing a genie.

354. Do I have lines?

355. You only have one line. Yeah?

356. "Genie does as you wish." Okay.

357. We'll take care of the blocking.

358. Okay. And the flying.

359. I don't like that look. You're gonna fly.

360. I don't like that look. Look at this look.

361. Look at this look. There's something going on.

362. Oh, there's something going on. Oh

363. You're about to get up.

364. Q: Oh, boy, here we go.

365. There's a lot of people here.

366. Oh, my God.

367. Look at his stomach! I thought you lost weight!

368. Welcome, friends!

369. All right, here we go.

370. Okay, so, an audience is here

371. to see a play called "Arabian Nights."

372. It's our show.

373. Joe is our genie,

374. and we literally control his movements.

375. Let the show begin.

376. All right.

377. Show time.

378. So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.

379. He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."

380. Life is tough.

381. If only I were a prince.

382. What's this junk?

383. Q: Oh, here comes Joey.

384. Are you a genie?

385. Yes.

386. Can I wish for anything I want?

387. "Genie does as you wish."

388. Genie does as you wish.

389. Can you fly?

390. Genie does as you wish.

391. Turkey jerky.

392. He's stuck in the spotlight.

393. He's stuck in his own spotlight.

394. Can I wish to marry the princess?

395. Genie does as you wish.

396. Can I wish for unmatchable power?

397. Genie does as you wish.

398. He looks so stupid.

399. More than anything,

400. I-I'd love to marry the princess,

401. but she has to marry a prince

402. and a prince needs a palace.

403. Genie?

404. I wish for a palace.

405. Genie does as you wish.

406. Look at the audience.

407. Q: He has destroyed the whole set.

408. I got caught right in the throat

409. with the rug.

410. You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.

411. Oh,

412. Geez, Joe.

413. This is the finest palace I've ever seen.

414. Genie, I wish for the princess

415. to be here by my side right now.

416. Genie does as you wish.

417. It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!

418. He's just — he's just swaying.

419. Do you live in this big palace all by yourself? I do.

420. Do you have a lot of people that live with you? Just the servants.

421. Please, I can't wait any longer.

422. Grace me with your hand in marriage.

423. Of course I will!

424. Genie, I wish to be marrce

425. once and for all!

426. Genie does as you wi—

427. Oh! Oh, my God.

428. Q: His pants!

429. He's upside down!

430. His pa— He's upside down.

431. They are dumbfounded.

432. He's holding his pants up.

433. The string popped off that was holding it. We almost lost Joe.

434. Joey, it's not over yet, buddy.

435. Let's just finish this.

436. It's all down to this — Act 3, the big conclusion.

437. Genie, thank you so much

438. for making all my dreams come true.

439. My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.

440. That's not your line.

441. Everybody is gathered.

442. Let the ceremony begin.

443. When I was a young boy,

444. I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.

445. Now all these years later, here I am,

446. exchanging vows.

447. All right.

448. I never thought I'd fall in love...

449. Sorry, sorry about that.

450. Joe just punch the wall.

451. that led me to you.

452. I think we're gonna have a very nice,

453. beautiful, amazing life together.

454. Congratulations.

455. Huzzah! They are married!

456. Well done.

457. Well done.

458. Very good.

459. Whoa, okay, welcome to "Impractical Insider."

460. Joe just destroyed it in tonight's punishment,

461. and now you get a behind-the-scenes look

462. of how it went down and...

463. Whoa!

464. Uh, bonus features like that from tonight's episode.

465. What is this, Chase?

466. This is the most fragile set piece we have.

467. This is all, um, breakaway glass. Ah!

468. So this is all made of sugar. Ah!

469. So this is candy glass. Da-da —

470. I'm not gonna touch, I'm not gonna touch. Don't!

471. And Will Thaxton made this? Yes.

472. Okay, so you've got foam, you got candy glass.

473. Foam furniture and then some, like, brass items

474. and stuff like that, to make noise.

475. Yeah, the noise is important. That's thoughtful.

476. And some flowers, too. Some flowers?

477. Yeah, make it look pretty, you know? Yeah, yeah.

478. All right, let's do a run-through.

479. You have one line only. Okay?

480. All you got to say is, "Genie does as you wish."

481. Get ready to fly, baby.

482. I'll take the fried calamari!

483. Ladies and gentlemen, in the process of the genie.

484. So, you just found out what you got to do?

485. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a genie in a bottle.

486. You got to rub me the right way.

487. I like to give the curves.

488. Oh, it's gone? Go get it.

489. Whoa! That is a huge difference!

490. Does that with force.

491. Ready? Come on, you want some of that?

492. There's our big purp.

493. I mean, honestly, I'm telling you, man,

494. this looks good on you.

495. It really does.

496. It looks cool.

497. You're putting together, like, a pretty good show tonight.

498. There's, like, lighting rigs...

499. It's a full-on production.

500. Full-on production.

501. Q: We've got to destroy three full sets.

502. We want Joe to be a human wrecking ball. That's what it is.

503. Genie does as you wish.

504. This is the guy responsible

505. for Joe knocking into everything.

506. Yeah. So you're —

507. It's a first for my career.

508. They went over, like, what you have to do.

509. Like, they had to block it out

510. like you would any other show.

511. Yeah, for sure.

512. But for chaos. Yes.

513. Genie does as you wish.

514. I got caught right in the throat

515. with the rug.

516. What are you most nervous about?

517. That it's weird that I'm nervous

518. that something goes wrong

519. in a play where everything's supposed to go wrong.

520. Right.

521. I'm all tangled.

522. It's tangled.

523. It's — hold on.

524. It has to go wrong specifically, though, right?

525. Yeah, I'm worried that it will go right.

526. So, real quick, Joe —

527. most of the time, people say, like, "Break a leg," but

528. I do not want to say that. Yes.

529. It's not the right thing to say.

530. Good luck. Yeah.

531. Good luck, or, uh, you know, "Break a belly."

532. "Break a belly." That's — you can handle that.

533. Congratulations.

534. So, it's pretty crazy right now.

535. They're breaking down the set. Yep.

536. But how is that for you? That was great.

537. It was very hard trying to focus on the scene... Yeah.

538. when you see Joe flying behind you

539. dressed in purple and smacking into walls.

540. All right, here we go. Okay, ready, Sal?

541. Q: He didn't know it's — I'm gonna —

542. Oh!

543. It's over the shoulder. And remember — Murr, Murr!

544. It's over the shoulder, Murr.

545. Oh, it's — oh, oh, I'm sorry.

546. You can't coast on good hair your whole life, buddy.

547. The name of the game is "Over the Shoulder."

548. I mean, how do you play it?

549. You grab something out of someone's cart...

550. Where do you throw it? throw it over your shoulder.

551. Okay, got it. That's it.

552. Very difficult.