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something amazing.
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meditation classes.
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You're very good.
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here it comes!
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Nice to meet you.
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with a mantra?
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Estelle!
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The motion helps.
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Making it rain on your...
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Yes. Great.
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Estelle.
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Give me one second.
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Okay, that's good.
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you're on.
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Cruise.
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Thanks, tell them to hold on.
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- Nothing they could really do.
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- Psst. Psst.
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That works.
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thanks, dude.
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Two ladies.
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Q is tonight's big loser!
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to me the enti
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Just let him walk down...
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by a car, please.
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you're doing now?
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it's evenly spread.
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Brian "Q" Quinn.
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would you get on —
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- 1, 2, 3...
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That's it, it's over.
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Oh, that's right.
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I don't know why he's sitting —
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wash my hands in peace.
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446. I can't take it. Please.
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447. Please, just go to bed.
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448. - Murr, time check.
- 10:02 A.M.
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449. Two minutes
to go for 24 hours!
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450. If — if both of them
are alive.
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451. Hey!
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452. - Good morning.
- He's still going, the mime.
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453. He doesn't stop.
He's still going.
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454. He doesn't stop!
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455. What time is it?
Just tell me the time.
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456. - It's 10:04. 10:04!
- Let's go. Let's go.
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457. Oh, my arm,
it hurts so much.
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458. Freedom!
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459. Awesome working with you, man.
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460. Now he talks.
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461. Now he talks.
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462. I'm begging him to say a word
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463. all night, now he talks.
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464. Welcome to a very special
"Impractical Insider."
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465. I did not spend 24 hours
with Q and a mime
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466. because that's just kind of
stupid for me to do.
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467. But I've got a bunch of
behind-the-scenes footage
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468. from there and a bunch from
tonight's episode,
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469. plus I'm gonna surprise Q
with Peter,
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470. AKA Pierre the mime.
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471. Let's see if he recognizes him
a few weeks later.
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472. Check it out.
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473. Q, I want to introduce you
to my buddy Peter.
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474. This is my buddy Brian.
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475. Hey.
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476. How's it going?
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477. What's the word, buddy?
How are you?
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478. - He recognized me.
- Do you know who it is?
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479. Yeah, of course I did.
What's going on?
Really?
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480. - Oh, my God.
- Immediately.
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481. Look at that.
I thought the beard
would fool you.
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482. No.
Dude, get out of here.
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483. I mean, you were a pain in my
ass, but it's good to see you.
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484. - You were a pain in my ass.
- Oh, come on.
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485. People don't realize it wasn't
just a punishment for you.
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486. It was definitely a punishment
for you too.
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487. No, he volunteered.
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488. Yeah, but I didn't know
what I was getting into.
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489. The last time you guys saw each
other, it was not like this.
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490. No. It's like we been through
together.
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491. Like we been through
the, you know, war together.
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492. Whatever footage you saw
at home,
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493. you saw about, what,
five minutes?
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494. Oh, yeah.
24 hours.
24 hours together.
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495. We only saw one time
you went to the bathroom,
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496. but it was
a span of 24 hours.
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497. This guy goes to the bathroom
a lot.
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498. Yeah. Yeah,
what are you gonna do?
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499. I eat a lot of fiber.
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500. Yeah, we have some
extra footage right now
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501. of the bathroom situation.
- Don't show that.
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502. Q:
How big is this bathroom?
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503. It's a one-seater?
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504. Shake.
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505. Better?
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506. Yeah, that was a long one.
All right.
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507. There was another moment
where it became like parenting.
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508. Like when you guys
were eating.
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509. Do you understand
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510. that people have to clean up
that you do?
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511. It's not a mime-free society
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512. where mimes just get to do
whatever they want
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513. and everybody just goes about
their business.
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514. Stop.
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515. Please stop.
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516. Please stop.
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517. Can you please take my order
before I —
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518. Please stop.
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519. Can you take —
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520. We are ready to —
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521. Yeah,
we're ready to order.
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522. You really didn't
like mimes.
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523. And so I want to know,
have you been changed?
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524. Surprisingly handcuffing you
to me for 24 hours
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525. did not change my opinions
in the positive about mimes.
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526. Definitely gave me
a respect for it,
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527. because he never stopped.
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528. - Right.
- He did it 24 hours.
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529. Every time you looked like
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530. I just gave you
a little bit more.
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531. It was tough because
I wanted to like him,
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532. but he made himself
so annoying on purpose.
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533. Did you like the banana
in the bed?
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534. - Ahh.
- Oh. Is that public?
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535. I forgot about
the banana on the bed.
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536. Oh you.
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537. Close your eyes.
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538. Imagine...
Now just imagine...
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539. there are
four friends.
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540. four friends.
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541. From high school.
They've been friends
a long time.
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542. And they get
their own TV show.
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543. And they get their own
television show.
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544. It's a hidden-camera
comedy show...
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545. It's a hidden-camera
comedy show...
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546. called
"Impractical Jokers."
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547. called
"Impractical Jokers."
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548. You're actually on it right now.
I'm not as crazy as I seem.
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