1. Let's just get this started.
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guest kal penn.
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smells like
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we are a dominican university
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through the window.
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the waiting room by coming in...
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of our choosing.
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Through the window,
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a surprise item
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waiting in the room.
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for the least amount of money
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Through the window.
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18. Q: Okay, murr, so you know how
this works, right?
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You got a product
that sal and I gave you.
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who I'm telling you
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going to buy it.
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- Oh, we're ready.
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stalking your prey?
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What's going on?
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What's your name?
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Alright, friend.
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May I join you?
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when I saw one.
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in the morning
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for breakfast?
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You don't.
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unlike you've ever seen.
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to put this in your hands.
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for upwards of $50, $60,
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at the wrong stores.
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this can be yours.
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Alright,
that'd be great.
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he sold it.
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my friend. Well done.
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go out the way you came.
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that was smooth, bro.
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don't know what it is.
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in this briefcase.
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Yeah.
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what's in that
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This guy's ready to buy.
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We all need gifts.
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signed baseball for you.
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life has been looking for.
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by the one and only
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dolly parton.
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I would get $10 for this.
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to give this to me today?
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dolly parton.
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and spelled wrong.
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91. And she misspelled her own name?
So this is rare.
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going for it.
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I'll take $8.
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as I can go, bro.
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for this bad boy.
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partner!
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102. Thanks, bud.
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that thing, baby?
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104. You guys are giving me
a mold of jell-o to sell?
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a jell-o mold.
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You ready going to do this?
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108. Great, perfect.
Got it.
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come in through the front?
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right here.
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nice to meet you. Robert.
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in a long time.
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Since a kid.
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lean in a little bit.
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let's call it $10.
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130. Oh, no. At the moment,
I'm not interested
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Okay.
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to make an offer?
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I can negotiate.
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Right.
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all about it.
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you came through the window
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giving me baked goods.
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142. Yeah,
I can fill that order.
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but I'm down to my last ring.
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Wow, he's creating demand.
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himself in the foot.
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147. I think this guy now feels okay
saying no to this.
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148. Just give me one second.
I'm with a client.
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149. I don't know, sal. This might be
the wrong approach.
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150. I'll level with you,
robert.
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main source of income.
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please be honest.
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Please, please be honest.
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other offers.
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Someone else is interested.
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Ah!
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166. So, I mean, I'll gave you
some change from my wallet
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167. And you can still go
sell it to the next buyer.
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170. $0.37.
It's the best I could do.
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171. But I do appreciate
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25, 30...
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Let me help you.
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through the window?
Of course.
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He's gonna help you.
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177. Q:
Sal goes out the window.
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Take it easy.
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- Alright, thanks.
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missed opportunity for sal,
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on the loser board.
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the american dream mall,
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in the food court
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their significant other.
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whatever food is in front of us,
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provided by the other guys.
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189. If you can't finish your food
before they finish their story,
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for me.
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and listen to me eat.
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we decided that your food...
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196. What?
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eat lo mein.
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about earrings?
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Look at this photo.
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- You think they're big?
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Are you guys married?
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congrats, man.
Thank you.
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tell me the story.
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from the beginning.
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about how you met your fianceé.
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- Go.
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anything about how he's eating,
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Mm-hmm.
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due to circumstances...
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noodles left.
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there's so much left.
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face in those noodles.
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to finish this
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you tapping out?
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I can't finish this.
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you're almost there.
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to finish this.
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you tapping out?
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I can finish this.
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these noodles.
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that many noodles
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you could finish that?
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if you finish that,
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if it's the right idea.
Wow.
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It's so much noodle.
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Holy...
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the loss on this.
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I lost to you.
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a thumbs down, man.
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I see it.
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to help us punish sal.
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277. That's right.
Sal, as you may know,
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academic lecturer.
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on public speaking.
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I am the host.
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The sound guy.
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But it's simple.
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290. So that's our real sound guy,
danny hollis,
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the first thing to say to them.
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Yeah?
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in your eye.
Yeah, yeah.
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to send in the panelists.
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This is jesse.
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Nice to meet you.
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tell him what to say.
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frickin' stinks.
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the simplest one, buddy.
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Move your tie up a little bit.
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What?
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What happened?
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Huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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going to be an easy one?
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Get in there.
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gentlemen, it's kal penn.
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Kal penn's here.
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I'm rob.
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We are ready to go, buddy.
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I have such a headache
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Go whenever you're ready.
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with the basics.
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public speaking to begin with?
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predisposition.
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Alright, sal.
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rob?
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one, two.
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the bomb.
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smells like a foot,
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a mouth infection.
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three, four, five, six.
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It's that bad?
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I'm not the problem.
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I said I can smell —
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I can help the problem, I said.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my god.
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Action.
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about things not to do, right.
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I got to be honest.
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about your breath, bro.
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Everybody's —
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about your breath, bro.
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I'm just —
I'm not making a big thing.
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Yeah, you are.
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18,422 times.
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- Oh, god.
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I swear to god.
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ulcer or something.
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Isaiah.
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to him, too.
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Breath stinks bad.
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Okay.
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let's settle, everybody.
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How bad do you feel?
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Alright, kal, you ready to get
out there and cause some havoc?
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kal penn.
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How you doing, man?
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Yeah, sure.
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this frequency.
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that crack... Le?
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I'll take a look right now.
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if you can for me.
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you're good.
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so...
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Here we go.
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be a battery issue.
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like almost like meat.
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those cheaper flaps of meat?
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there's binaca.
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and just put your hand
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ready to spray it.
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Isaiah? Isaiah? Isaiah?
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to walk away from me.
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to walk away from me.
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Oh, my god.
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I want to go home.
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I want to go home.
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436. Well, it is a punishment,
so I shouldn't feel bad.
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437. No.
You put yourself
in this situation.
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438. You're not doing it.
I'm not doing anything.
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439. Part of me thought about
leaving the show in that moment.
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440. If murr didn't already
own your soul,
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441. It would have left your body
in that situation.
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442. I think it's time
for kal to realize
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443. That it's sal's breath
that stinks.
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444. Yeah.
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445. Sal, you got to go
check kal's mic.
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446. So we're getting some feedback
on your mic, kal.
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447. On mine?
Yeah, I think it's
the frequency of the...
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448. So —
oh, my god.
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449. What's up?
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450. I just —
your breath, bro.
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451. No, no, no.
What?
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452. Your breath literally
smells like.
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453. Sal, it's yours
the whole time.
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454. I — I — I — I...
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455. Q: Oh, he's loving it.
He's loving it.
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456. Has it been me
the whole time?
Clearly.
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457. Your breath literally
smells like a
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458. Took a fart or a fart took
a.
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459. Q: The guy's loving it.
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460. It's not — it's not funny.
What, bro?
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461. It's hella funny
because you sat here
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462. And passed me two minutes,
it's your breath
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463. That's kicking right now,
right?
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464. I was trying to help him,
you know?
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465. No, you was trying
to be an asshole.
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466. That's what
you were trying to be.
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467. I wasn't — I was never
making fun of you.
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468. I was never
making fun of him.
Go.
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469. I'm just trying to help.
I'm so sorry.
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470. I'm sorry.
I'm with it.
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471. Alright.
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472. Ah, Jesus!
Your breath, man!
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473. Alright, alright.
I know I had medical-grade gum.
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474. We talked about this.
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475. Your breath smells
like caca.
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476. I have medical-grade gum.
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477. Q: Sal, you're off
the hook, bro.
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478. I don't think it's going to get
much worse than that.
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479. Good job.
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480. How about a hand
for kal penn.
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481. - Killed it.
- Great job, buddy.
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