1. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
2. - I'm Carly.Copy !req
3. - I'm on parole.Copy !req
4. And this is iCarly.Copy !req
5. - The web show watchedCopy !req
6. by smart people...Copy !req
7. - And idiots.Copy !req
8. You know which one you are.Copy !req
9. - Now before doCopy !req
10. some of our pointless comedy...Copy !req
11. - We are gonna getCopy !req
12. a little serious.Copy !req
13. - It's serious time.Copy !req
14. - Sam and I have been givenCopy !req
15. the opportunity to doCopy !req
16. a real in-depth interview...Copy !req
17. - With one of America'sCopy !req
18. most important people.Copy !req
19. - So now,Copy !req
20. live via satellite, it's...Copy !req
21. Jo-Jo.Copy !req
22. - The Gigantic Baby.Copy !req
23. - Now Jo-Jo,Copy !req
24. our first question is—Copy !req
25. - How long have you beenCopy !req
26. a gigantic baby?Copy !req
27. - Jo-Jo, how much do you weigh?Copy !req
28. - [crying, babbling]Copy !req
29. - Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
30. I should not have asked that.Copy !req
31. - And how do you feelCopy !req
32. about the current stateCopy !req
33. of our nation's economy?Copy !req
34. - Insightful.Copy !req
35. Yeah! all right.Copy !req
36. How 'bout a hand for...Copy !req
37. Jo-Jo The Gigantic Baby.Copy !req
38. - Okay, for the past few weeksCopy !req
39. Sam, Freddie and ICopy !req
40. have been obsessed withCopy !req
41. a certain chef on food TV.Copy !req
42. - His name is Ricky Flame.Copy !req
43. - He's got this hot showCopy !req
44. called "Food Fight"Copy !req
45. where he shows up and challengesCopy !req
46. people to a cook-off.Copy !req
47. - And Ricky always winsCopy !req
48. 'cause he rocks food so hard.Copy !req
49. - True, we love watchingCopy !req
50. Ricky Flame cook so much...Copy !req
51. - That it inspired us to do ourCopy !req
52. cooking segment here on iCarly.Copy !req
53. - We call it...Copy !req
54. Eh, Why Don'tCopy !req
55. You Cook Dis?Copy !req
56. - I thought of the name.Copy !req
57. - Uh-oh, your ear's all wet.Copy !req
58. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
59. And my hatred grows stronger.Copy !req
60. - Will you turn the cameraCopy !req
61. this way please?Copy !req
62. - Okay, for our first realCopy !req
63. iCarly cooking segment,Copy !req
64. we're gonna make...Copy !req
65. - Spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
66. - A dish inventedCopy !req
67. by my brother, Spencer...Copy !req
68. - Whose real nameCopy !req
69. is Lateesha McPeanuts.Copy !req
70. - Yeah, no it's not.Copy !req
71. - So, all you need to makeCopy !req
72. spaghetti tacosCopy !req
73. are some taco shells...Copy !req
74. - Some spaghetti noodlesCopy !req
75. - Nyoodles, nyoodles.Copy !req
76. - Our secret sauceCopy !req
77. - And meatballs.Copy !req
78. Where are the meatballs?Copy !req
79. - Right about here,Copy !req
80. being dissolvedCopy !req
81. by my stomach acid.Copy !req
82. - While we makeCopy !req
83. some more meatballs,Copy !req
84. please enjoy this wordCopy !req
85. from our Spencer.Copy !req
86. - Dipthong.Copy !req
87. This has been a wordCopy !req
88. from our Spencer.Copy !req
89. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
90. - All right,Copy !req
91. that should do her.Copy !req
92. - Cool, thanks Douglas.Copy !req
93. Hey, no problem.Copy !req
94. Oh, and hey,Copy !req
95. tell your mom I miss her.Copy !req
96. - Sure.Copy !req
97. - A lot.Copy !req
98. - I get it.Copy !req
99. Hi.Copy !req
100. - Who was that?Copy !req
101. - Douglas, an electricianCopy !req
102. who used to date my mom.Copy !req
103. - Oh.Copy !req
104. - I had him putCopy !req
105. a security system in my locker.Copy !req
106. So now if someone triesCopy !req
107. to break into it,Copy !req
108. they'll get blasted with likeCopy !req
109. a hundred volts of electricity.Copy !req
110. - Couldn't that really hurtCopy !req
111. someone?Copy !req
112. - I hope so.Copy !req
113. Let's see what it doesCopy !req
114. to this knockwurst.Copy !req
115. Ready?Copy !req
116. Yeah. Fry, baby.Copy !req
117. Show me what you got.Copy !req
118. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
119. - Yeah,Copy !req
120. that could hurt someone.Copy !req
121. - Or cook them to perfection.Copy !req
122. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
123. What is that?Copy !req
124. A charred knockwurst?Copy !req
125. - Yup.Copy !req
126. - I don't wanna know.Copy !req
127. You borrowed my science homeworkCopy !req
128. and I need it back.Copy !req
129. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
130. Why don't you open my lockerCopy !req
131. and get it?Copy !req
132. - Fine.Copy !req
133. - No, don't do that!Copy !req
134. Don't, don't.Copy !req
135. We do not electrocute friends.Copy !req
136. - Hey, guys,Copy !req
137. something ama—what's that,Copy !req
138. a charred knockwurst?Copy !req
139. - Yeah.Copy !req
140. - Oh.Copy !req
141. Anyway,Copy !req
142. something amazing just happened.Copy !req
143. - You ran hereCopy !req
144. in your robe and slippers?Copy !req
145. - No, I caught a rideCopy !req
146. from some guy who sells pens.Copy !req
147. Who needs pens?Copy !req
148. the green one?Copy !req
149. - What happened that's amazing?Copy !req
150. - Food TV called our house.Copy !req
151. - What?Copy !req
152. - Really?Copy !req
153. - They saw the last iCarly. TheyCopy !req
154. wanna come do a show on you guysCopy !req
155. about spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
156. - That's awesome.Copy !req
157. - We're gonna be on Food TV.Copy !req
158. - But wait, spaghetti tacosCopy !req
159. are your invention.Copy !req
160. They should be interviewing you.Copy !req
161. - Nah! the important thing isCopy !req
162. this will be great for iCarly.Copy !req
163. Aah!Copy !req
164. Oof!Copy !req
165. Uh-oh. Argh argh!Copy !req
166. - Here's some water.Copy !req
167. - Good.Copy !req
168. - Oh, thanks, Freddie.Copy !req
169. Ooh, uh-oh.Copy !req
170. - Sam feels really badCopy !req
171. about electrocuting you.Copy !req
172. - You know what? It's okay.Copy !req
173. You know why?Copy !req
174. - No.Copy !req
175. - Why?Copy !req
176. - 'Cause whenCopy !req
177. I got electrocuted,Copy !req
178. just as I blacked out,Copy !req
179. I experienced somethingCopy !req
180. incredible.Copy !req
181. - What, not dying?Copy !req
182. - Well, that and...Copy !req
183. I had a vision of the future.Copy !req
184. - Look, you got shockedCopy !req
185. pretty bad.Copy !req
186. Maybe you oughta—Copy !req
187. - I saw the future.Copy !req
188. - How do you knowCopy !req
189. it was the future?Copy !req
190. - Because it hasn'tCopy !req
191. happened yet.Copy !req
192. - Okay, what'd you see?Copy !req
193. - Well, it was hazy,Copy !req
194. but I saw myselfCopy !req
195. at the Groovy SmoothieCopy !req
196. and that guy from Galaxy Wars,Copy !req
197. Nug Nug was there, and I saw himCopy !req
198. and me together, hugging.Copy !req
199. - I'm calling Dr. Quamsteen.Copy !req
200. - No!Copy !req
201. I gotta getCopy !req
202. to the Groovy SmoothieCopy !req
203. and get my hug from Nug Nug.Copy !req
204. - Wait.Copy !req
205. - What?Copy !req
206. - What's Nug NugCopy !req
207. from Galaxy WarsCopy !req
208. gonna be doing at theCopy !req
209. Groovy Smoothie in Seattle?Copy !req
210. - Hugging me.Copy !req
211. - I'm Sarah James,Copy !req
212. here with three very popularCopy !req
213. web celebrities.Copy !req
214. Their names are Carly Shay,Copy !req
215. Sam Puckett, and Freddie Benson,Copy !req
216. better known as iCarly.Copy !req
217. - Hi.Copy !req
218. - Hey, food lovers.Copy !req
219. - So tell meCopy !req
220. about these spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
221. - I'm Freddie Benson.Copy !req
222. - Well, one nightCopy !req
223. my brother SpencerCopy !req
224. couldn't decideCopy !req
225. whether to make us spaghettiCopy !req
226. or tacos,Copy !req
227. and so he combined 'em bothCopy !req
228. and invented spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
229. - And then later he taught usCopy !req
230. how to make 'em.Copy !req
231. - Well, I hopeCopy !req
232. he taught you well,Copy !req
233. 'cause I'm Ricky FlameCopy !req
234. and I challenge iCarly to...Copy !req
235. A food fight.Copy !req
236. - What?Copy !req
237. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
238. - Wait, we're on Food FightCopy !req
239. right now?Copy !req
240. - Yes, you are.Copy !req
241. Fantástico!Copy !req
242. - No way.Copy !req
243. - Awesome.Copy !req
244. - But how did you—Copy !req
245. - I watched you guysCopy !req
246. make your spaghetti tacosCopy !req
247. on iCarly and I wanna seeCopy !req
248. if I can make 'em better.Copy !req
249. - Cool, this is gonna beCopy !req
250. so fun.Copy !req
251. - Yeah.Copy !req
252. What do we get if we win?Copy !req
253. - Well, I've never lost,Copy !req
254. but if you guysCopy !req
255. are good enough to beat me,Copy !req
256. you'll all win a one-year supplyCopy !req
257. of free steaks.Copy !req
258. - Yeah!Copy !req
259. - Wait, your definitionCopy !req
260. of a year supplyCopy !req
261. or my definition?Copy !req
262. - She takes her meatCopy !req
263. very seriously.Copy !req
264. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
265. - Hey, man, what's your deal?Copy !req
266. - My deal?Copy !req
267. You hung out hereCopy !req
268. all day yesterday,Copy !req
269. in your robe and slippers,Copy !req
270. and all day todayCopy !req
271. and you haven't bought a thing.Copy !req
272. - I'm waiting for Nug Nug.Copy !req
273. - The dude from Galaxy Wars?Copy !req
274. - Yeah.Copy !req
275. I had a vision of the futureCopy !req
276. where I saw Nug NugCopy !req
277. hugging me right hereCopy !req
278. in the middleCopy !req
279. of the Groovy Smoothie.Copy !req
280. - Cool, now, buy a smoothieCopy !req
281. or get out!Copy !req
282. - Oh yeah, in my visionCopy !req
283. I was drinking a smoothie.Copy !req
284. Why don't you get meCopy !req
285. a medium Tingleberry BlitzCopy !req
286. and I'll watch the door.Copy !req
287. - Sounds like a plan.Copy !req
288. - Okay, this food fightCopy !req
289. is winding downCopy !req
290. to a very exciting finish.Copy !req
291. Ricky Flame and the iCarly teamCopy !req
292. are both puttingCopy !req
293. the final touchesCopy !req
294. on their spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
295. - Ricky's tacos look betterCopy !req
296. than ours.Copy !req
297. - Yeah,Copy !req
298. his plating is exquisite.Copy !req
299. - Ten seconds left.Copy !req
300. Okay, I'm doing it.Copy !req
301. - Gimme the peruvianCopy !req
302. puff peppers.Copy !req
303. - Right here, right here.Copy !req
304. - Sprinkle a handful of this.Copy !req
305. Put it all over.Copy !req
306. - And time's up.Copy !req
307. And now it's timeCopy !req
308. for our three judges to decideCopy !req
309. whose spaghetti tacosCopy !req
310. reign supreme.Copy !req
311. The plucky iCarly kids...Copy !req
312. - Plucky?Copy !req
313. - Plump and lucky?Copy !req
314. Or super chef, Ricky Flame.Copy !req
315. - What is this?Copy !req
316. - My band-aid.Copy !req
317. - Oh.Copy !req
318. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
319. - She means her flavor patch.Copy !req
320. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
321. - Excuse me, ma'am,Copy !req
322. I really have to go pee,Copy !req
323. but I'm expecting a small manCopy !req
324. from outer space to come here.Copy !req
325. His name is Nug NugCopy !req
326. from the planet Jueveron.Copy !req
327. So would you mind waiting here,Copy !req
328. and if you see Nug Nug come in,Copy !req
329. just tell him I'll right back.Copy !req
330. - Crazy.Copy !req
331. Hey, hey!Copy !req
332. I hope you get space-jackedCopy !req
333. by a flanch of red skynauts.Copy !req
334. - What?Copy !req
335. - It's Galaxy Wars talk.Copy !req
336. - Nerd.Copy !req
337. - You better run.Copy !req
338. - Judge Eric, your thoughts?Copy !req
339. - Well, I enjoyedCopy !req
340. all of these spaghetti tacos,Copy !req
341. but with Ricky's,Copy !req
342. I felt his flavorsCopy !req
343. were just layeredCopy !req
344. more precisely.Copy !req
345. So I have to cast my voteCopy !req
346. for Ricky Flame.Copy !req
347. - Thank you, judge Eric.Copy !req
348. - I told youCopy !req
349. we should have layeredCopy !req
350. our flavors more precisely.Copy !req
351. - Judge Phillipe—Copy !req
352. - Ricky, you never disappoint.Copy !req
353. Your tacos were delicious,Copy !req
354. but your shells...Copy !req
355. Are a bit soggy.Copy !req
356. - As for the iCarly team,Copy !req
357. excellent taste,Copy !req
358. original presentation.Copy !req
359. I vote for iCarly.Copy !req
360. Okay, judge Marla,Copy !req
361. it looks likeCopy !req
362. you have the deciding vote.Copy !req
363. - Come on, Marla!Copy !req
364. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
365. You know, everyone hereCopy !req
366. today should feel proudCopy !req
367. of their tacos.Copy !req
368. Chef Ricky, you're the best,Copy !req
369. but I likedCopy !req
370. the iCarly spaghetti tacosCopy !req
371. just a little better.Copy !req
372. - [screaming, cheering]Copy !req
373. - Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
374. For the first time everCopy !req
375. on "Food Fight,"Copy !req
376. Ricky Flame has lost.Copy !req
377. The iCarly's spaghetti tacosCopy !req
378. have won.Copy !req
379. Congratulations, guys.Copy !req
380. - Gracias.Copy !req
381. - Yes!Copy !req
382. Where are my free steaks?Copy !req
383. - You'll get 'em.Copy !req
384. - Thank you.Copy !req
385. - Okay, that's itCopy !req
386. for this challenge.Copy !req
387. Join us next time on Food Fight.Copy !req
388. - Hey,Copy !req
389. I guess we just got lucky.Copy !req
390. - I lost.Copy !req
391. - Hey, can I have an autograph.Copy !req
392. - Later, please...Copy !req
393. Unh!Copy !req
394. - He seems upset.Copy !req
395. Hey, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
396. I think your alarm systemCopy !req
397. is on fire.Copy !req
398. - Nah, Franklin made meCopy !req
399. get rid of my alarm systemCopy !req
400. 'cause it kept blowin' fusesCopy !req
401. and shortin' outCopy !req
402. the whole school.Copy !req
403. The smoke's comin'Copy !req
404. from my Gary Coleman Grill.Copy !req
405. - You're cooking a steakCopy !req
406. in your locker?Copy !req
407. - Well, I'm notCopy !req
408. gonna eat raw meatCopy !req
409. after what happenedCopy !req
410. last time.Copy !req
411. Stupid parasites.Copy !req
412. - Hey, listen.Copy !req
413. I called Ricky's office,Copy !req
414. you know, to thank himCopy !req
415. for all the free steaks.Copy !req
416. - Yeah.Copy !req
417. - And his assistant told meCopy !req
418. that he quit his TV show.Copy !req
419. - He's not doin'Copy !req
420. "Food Fight" anymore?Copy !req
421. - He's not doin'Copy !req
422. anything anymore.Copy !req
423. What, why?Copy !req
424. - Ricky's so depressedCopy !req
425. that he lost to us,Copy !req
426. he says he's giving upCopy !req
427. cooking forever.Copy !req
428. - It's not our faultCopy !req
429. Ricky went psycho.Copy !req
430. - Yeah, but come on,Copy !req
431. the least we can doCopy !req
432. is go talk to the guy.Copy !req
433. - No the least we can doCopy !req
434. is nothing.Copy !req
435. - We're going to talk to Ricky.Copy !req
436. - Agreed.Copy !req
437. - Whatever.Copy !req
438. But whatever happens,Copy !req
439. he still owes usCopy !req
440. a full year's supplyCopy !req
441. of free steaks.Copy !req
442. - You know, there areCopy !req
443. more important things in lifeCopy !req
444. than free meat.Copy !req
445. - Yeah, not really.Copy !req
446. Ricky...Copy !req
447. Ricky.Copy !req
448. I'm here with the iCarly kids.Copy !req
449. - Argh!Copy !req
450. - Come on in.Copy !req
451. - Argh!Copy !req
452. - He's been like thisCopy !req
453. ever since he lost to you guys.Copy !req
454. Argh!Copy !req
455. - I gotta take this.Copy !req
456. Just try to cheer him up.Copy !req
457. Ricky, come on.Copy !req
458. So two out of three judgesCopy !req
459. liked our spaghetti tacosCopy !req
460. better than yours.Copy !req
461. Argh!Copy !req
462. - Unnecessary.Copy !req
463. - Don't you have some trickCopy !req
464. that gets your mom out of bed.Copy !req
465. - Yeah.Copy !req
466. Argh!Copy !req
467. - I'll try it.Copy !req
468. Get up, ya lazy blob!Copy !req
469. There's a cop at the doorCopy !req
470. and he's got a warrant!Copy !req
471. I'm a loser.Copy !req
472. - Here, gimme a hand.Copy !req
473. Come on, come on, sit—Copy !req
474. That's thereCopy !req
475. for a reason.Copy !req
476. There you go.Copy !req
477. - There,Copy !req
478. don't you feel better now.Copy !req
479. - Yeah, I feel soooo great.Copy !req
480. - Well,Copy !req
481. you just need to get outsideCopy !req
482. and enjoy the sunshineCopy !req
483. and fresh air.Copy !req
484. Oh, Seattle.Copy !req
485. Freddie, get the salad stuffCopy !req
486. out of the cooler.Copy !req
487. - Okay.Copy !req
488. - This is dumb.Copy !req
489. - No, it's not.Copy !req
490. We just gotta remind RickyCopy !req
491. how much fun he has cooking.Copy !req
492. Now sit him back up.Copy !req
493. Come on Ricky.Copy !req
494. Sit like a big boy.Copy !req
495. - I don't wanna sit.Copy !req
496. I'm a loser.Copy !req
497. - You're not a loser.Copy !req
498. - You're just acting like one.Copy !req
499. Remember that episodeCopy !req
500. of Food Fight where you wentCopy !req
501. to that lady's restaurantCopy !req
502. in CincinnatiCopy !req
503. and you challenged herCopy !req
504. to a salad war,Copy !req
505. and your salad beat her saladCopy !req
506. and she cried?Copy !req
507. - Remember how great you felt.Copy !req
508. - Yeah, but that was my past.Copy !req
509. - No, you've still got it.Copy !req
510. - Now, come on and show usCopy !req
511. how a real proCopy !req
512. makes a spicy flame-bo saladCopy !req
513. here's a big bowl of lettuce.Copy !req
514. - Augh.Copy !req
515. Here's a cutting board...Copy !req
516. - And a Japanese cucumber.Copy !req
517. - Come now, take the knife.Copy !req
518. - Everybody lovesCopy !req
519. a big sharp knife.Copy !req
520. Yeah!Copy !req
521. - Big one, big slice.Copy !req
522. Right.Copy !req
523. Come on.Copy !req
524. - You can do it again.Copy !req
525. - Argh.Copy !req
526. - Aw, Ricky.Copy !req
527. - Your head's in the salad.Copy !req
528. - That's not good.Copy !req
529. Ooooh.Copy !req
530. Hey.Copy !req
531. Hey-dude.Copy !req
532. - Mm.Copy !req
533. - We're closing up.Copy !req
534. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
535. I was just waiting for someone.Copy !req
536. - Who?Copy !req
537. - Uh— nothing.Copy !req
538. It was stupid,Copy !req
539. I'll just...Copy !req
540. Good night.Copy !req
541. - Hey, sorry guys,Copy !req
542. we're clo—Copy !req
543. Whoa, you're Nug NugCopy !req
544. from Galaxy Wars.Copy !req
545. What can I get ya? Smoothie?Copy !req
546. - Strawberry Splat.Copy !req
547. - Blueberry Bang.Copy !req
548. - Splat and Bang, comin' up.Copy !req
549. Appreciate it, thanks.Copy !req
550. It's—it's so weird.Copy !req
551. - What?Copy !req
552. - I have this weird feelingCopy !req
553. like—like I'm supposed to...Copy !req
554. Hug somebody.Copy !req
555. - Man, Nugs, you were at thatCopy !req
556. convention for too long.Copy !req
557. Why don't you go and splashCopy !req
558. some cold water on your face.Copy !req
559. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
560. Excuse me.Copy !req
561. - We're closed.Copy !req
562. I know,Copy !req
563. but I forgot to pay you guysCopy !req
564. for my last smoothie, here.Copy !req
565. Keep the change.Copy !req
566. - Thanks.Copy !req
567. Thanks.Copy !req
568. Carly.Copy !req
569. - Hey, nice PJs.Copy !req
570. - Dude, it's Saturday morning,Copy !req
571. I was sleeping.Copy !req
572. - I could tell.Copy !req
573. Your hair's a mess.Copy !req
574. - Oh, well, sorry for notCopy !req
575. gettin' myself all dolled upCopy !req
576. to answer the door.Copy !req
577. Anyways, what's—Copy !req
578. - We got a v-mail.Copy !req
579. - From who?Copy !req
580. - Check it out.Copy !req
581. - Hey there, iCarly people.Copy !req
582. How do I turnCopy !req
583. the camera on?Copy !req
584. - It's on, baby.Copy !req
585. So, my iCarly friends,Copy !req
586. I owe you guys a huge thank you.Copy !req
587. After you came to my bedroomCopy !req
588. and talked to me,Copy !req
589. I thought aboutCopy !req
590. all the things you said, and I—Copy !req
591. Aw, do my feet look fat?Copy !req
592. Debbie, why don'tCopy !req
593. you go make some toast?Copy !req
594. Okay.Copy !req
595. - So you guys were right.Copy !req
596. I was acting like a loser.Copy !req
597. And I can't do that,Copy !req
598. because for me to be happyCopy !req
599. I have to be a winner.Copy !req
600. So I have come up with a wayCopy !req
601. to be a winner all the time.Copy !req
602. If you wanna come see meCopy !req
603. in action, winning,Copy !req
604. I'll be at the fourth streetCopy !req
605. Athletic Club,Copy !req
606. Saturday from 10 a.m. to noon.Copy !req
607. I can't find any toast.Copy !req
608. All you have is bread.Copy !req
609. - You put the breadCopy !req
610. in the toasterCopy !req
611. and then it becomes toastCopy !req
612. after— Later.Copy !req
613. All right.Copy !req
614. Our next challengerCopy !req
615. is Wilson Kreeger!Copy !req
616. Let's go, Wilson.Copy !req
617. - I don't wanna.Copy !req
618. - Wrestler number one,Copy !req
619. are you ready?Copy !req
620. - I guess.Copy !req
621. - Wrestler number two,Copy !req
622. are you ready?Copy !req
623. - Ricky Flame is always ready.Copy !req
624. Let's go.Copy !req
625. - Wrestle!Copy !req
626. - Unh.Copy !req
627. - Oh no, I hope I don't lose.Copy !req
628. What's wrong with you man?Copy !req
629. One, two, three...Copy !req
630. - Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
631. And the winner is Ricky Flame.Copy !req
632. Whoo-chow!Copy !req
633. Wooo.Copy !req
634. - Ricky, what are you doing?Copy !req
635. - Winning.Copy !req
636. Man, I am on fire.Copy !req
637. - Why are you wrestling kids?Copy !req
638. - 'Cause I checked outCopy !req
639. the rules online.Copy !req
640. This is a communityCopy !req
641. wrestling league.Copy !req
642. Here,Copy !req
643. read rule number three.Copy !req
644. - "Wrestling instructionCopy !req
645. and competition,Copy !req
646. recommended for boysCopy !req
647. ages six through ten".Copy !req
648. - See? recommended.Copy !req
649. Doesn't sayCopy !req
650. I have to be age six to ten.Copy !req
651. So technically,Copy !req
652. they have to let me wrestle.Copy !req
653. - Danny Peterson, you're up.Copy !req
654. - Why are you doin' this?Copy !req
655. - I thoughtCopy !req
656. you loved being a chef.Copy !req
657. - No. See I realizedCopy !req
658. what I really love is winning.Copy !req
659. - Wrestler number one,Copy !req
660. are you ready?Copy !req
661. - Sort of.Copy !req
662. - Wrestler number two,Copy !req
663. are you ready?Copy !req
664. - Yeah, just call it.Copy !req
665. - Wrestle.Copy !req
666. - Just a second.Copy !req
667. Oh, no, I hopeCopy !req
668. I can handle this one.Copy !req
669. - Come on!Copy !req
670. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
671. One, two, three.Copy !req
672. Yeah, hooo-chows.Copy !req
673. See? I can't lose.Copy !req
674. - Oh, yeah, but—Copy !req
675. - Come on Carly, wrestle me.Copy !req
676. - No.Copy !req
677. Come on, c'mon, c'mon.Copy !req
678. - No! I don't want to wrestle.Copy !req
679. No—Copy !req
680. You're so weird!Copy !req
681. - One, two, three.Copy !req
682. - Yeah! 19 wins, no losses,Copy !req
683. whoo-chow!Copy !req
684. No one can extinguish the flame.Copy !req
685. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
686. - Sam.Copy !req
687. - Ow! Ow!Copy !req
688. - One! Two! Three!Copy !req
689. - Ha, you lost.Copy !req
690. - Eat it flame.Copy !req
691. - Loser.Copy !req
692. Argh!Copy !req
693. - You guys wanna go eat someCopy !req
694. free steaks?Copy !req
695. - Shoosh yeah.Copy !req
696. - Carne.Copy !req
697. - Oh, what are you doing?Copy !req
698. - Tell the peopleCopy !req
699. to go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
700. or I'll stick my fingerCopy !req
701. right into your nose.Copy !req
702. - Go to iCarly.com!Copy !req
703. - Tell 'em about the new video.Copy !req
704. - There's a new videoCopy !req
705. at iCarly.com.Copy !req
706. - Tell 'em about the blogsCopy !req
707. and pics.Copy !req
708. - There are awesome blogsCopy !req
709. and pics at iCarly.com.Copy !req
710. - Okay, I thinkCopy !req
711. we're done here.Copy !req
712. - You wouldn't have stuckCopy !req
713. your finger up my nose.Copy !req
714. Aah! You did it.Copy !req
715. Aah, come on!Copy !req
716. Mmm!Copy !req