1. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
2. - I'm Carly.Copy !req
3. - I'm on parole.Copy !req
4. And this is iCarly.Copy !req
5. - The web show watchedCopy !req
6. by smart people...Copy !req
7. - And idiots.Copy !req
8. You know which one you are.Copy !req
9. - Now before doCopy !req
10. some of our pointless comedy...Copy !req
11. - We are gonna getCopy !req
12. a little serious.Copy !req
13. - It's serious time.Copy !req
14. - Sam and I have been givenCopy !req
15. the opportunity to doCopy !req
16. a real in-depth interview...Copy !req
17. - With one of America'sCopy !req
18. most important people.Copy !req
19. - So now,Copy !req
20. live via satellite, it's...Copy !req
21. Jo-Jo.Copy !req
22. - The Gigantic Baby.Copy !req
23. - Now Jo-Jo,Copy !req
24. our first question is—Copy !req
25. - How long have you beenCopy !req
26. a gigantic baby?Copy !req
27. - Jo-Jo, how much do you weigh?Copy !req
28. - Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
29. I should not have asked that.Copy !req
30. - And how do you feelCopy !req
31. about the current stateCopy !req
32. of our nation's economy?Copy !req
33. - Insightful.Copy !req
34. Yeah! all right.Copy !req
35. How 'bout a hand for...Copy !req
36. Jo-Jo The Gigantic Baby.Copy !req
37. - Okay, for the past few weeksCopy !req
38. Sam, Freddie and ICopy !req
39. have been obsessed withCopy !req
40. a certain chef on food TV.Copy !req
41. - His name is Ricky Flame.Copy !req
42. - He's got this hot showCopy !req
43. called "Food Fight"Copy !req
44. where he shows up and challengesCopy !req
45. people to a cook-off.Copy !req
46. - And Ricky always winsCopy !req
47. 'cause he rocks food so hard.Copy !req
48. - True, we love watchingCopy !req
49. Ricky Flame cook so much...Copy !req
50. - That it inspired us to do ourCopy !req
51. cooking segment here on iCarly.Copy !req
52. - We call it...Copy !req
53. Eh, Why Don'tCopy !req
54. You Cook Dis?Copy !req
55. - I thought of the name.Copy !req
56. - Uh-oh, your ear's all wet.Copy !req
57. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
58. And my hatred grows stronger.Copy !req
59. - Will you turn the cameraCopy !req
60. this way please?Copy !req
61. - Okay, for our first realCopy !req
62. iCarly cooking segment,Copy !req
63. we're gonna make...Copy !req
64. - Spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
65. - A dish inventedCopy !req
66. by my brother, Spencer...Copy !req
67. - Whose real nameCopy !req
68. is Lateesha McPeanuts.Copy !req
69. - Yeah, no it's not.Copy !req
70. - So, all you need to makeCopy !req
71. spaghetti tacosCopy !req
72. are some taco shells...Copy !req
73. - Some spaghetti noodlesCopy !req
74. - Nyoodles, nyoodles.Copy !req
75. - Our secret sauceCopy !req
76. - And meatballs.Copy !req
77. Where are the meatballs?Copy !req
78. - Right about here,Copy !req
79. being dissolvedCopy !req
80. by my stomach acid.Copy !req
81. - While we makeCopy !req
82. some more meatballs,Copy !req
83. please enjoy this wordCopy !req
84. from our Spencer.Copy !req
85. - Dipthong.Copy !req
86. This has been a wordCopy !req
87. from our Spencer.Copy !req
88. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
89. - All right,Copy !req
90. that should do her.Copy !req
91. - Cool, thanks Douglas.Copy !req
92. Hey, no problem.Copy !req
93. Oh, and hey,Copy !req
94. tell your mom I miss her.Copy !req
95. - Sure.Copy !req
96. - A lot.Copy !req
97. - I get it.Copy !req
98. Hi.Copy !req
99. - Who was that?Copy !req
100. - Douglas, an electricianCopy !req
101. who used to date my mom.Copy !req
102. - Oh.Copy !req
103. - I had him putCopy !req
104. a security system in my locker.Copy !req
105. So now if someone triesCopy !req
106. to break into it,Copy !req
107. they'll get blasted with likeCopy !req
108. a hundred volts of electricity.Copy !req
109. - Couldn't that really hurtCopy !req
110. someone?Copy !req
111. - I hope so.Copy !req
112. Let's see what it doesCopy !req
113. to this knockwurst.Copy !req
114. Ready?Copy !req
115. Yeah. Fry, baby.Copy !req
116. Show me what you got.Copy !req
117. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
118. - Yeah,Copy !req
119. that could hurt someone.Copy !req
120. - Or cook them to perfection.Copy !req
121. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
122. What is that?Copy !req
123. A charred knockwurst?Copy !req
124. - Yup.Copy !req
125. - I don't wanna know.Copy !req
126. You borrowed my science homeworkCopy !req
127. and I need it back.Copy !req
128. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
129. Why don't you open my lockerCopy !req
130. and get it?Copy !req
131. - Fine.Copy !req
132. - No, don't do that!Copy !req
133. Don't, don't.Copy !req
134. We do not electrocute friends.Copy !req
135. - Hey, guys,Copy !req
136. something ama—what's that,Copy !req
137. a charred knockwurst?Copy !req
138. - Yeah.Copy !req
139. - Oh.Copy !req
140. Anyway,Copy !req
141. something amazing just happened.Copy !req
142. - You ran hereCopy !req
143. in your robe and slippers?Copy !req
144. - No, I caught a rideCopy !req
145. from some guy who sells pens.Copy !req
146. Who needs pens?Copy !req
147. the green one?Copy !req
148. - What happened that's amazing?Copy !req
149. - Food TV called our house.Copy !req
150. - What?Copy !req
151. - Really?Copy !req
152. - They saw the last iCarly. TheyCopy !req
153. wanna come do a show on you guysCopy !req
154. about spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
155. - That's awesome.Copy !req
156. - We're gonna be on Food TV.Copy !req
157. - But wait, spaghetti tacosCopy !req
158. are your invention.Copy !req
159. They should be interviewing you.Copy !req
160. - Nah! the important thing isCopy !req
161. this will be great for iCarly.Copy !req
162. Aah!Copy !req
163. Oof!Copy !req
164. Uh-oh. Argh argh!Copy !req
165. - Here's some water.Copy !req
166. - Good.Copy !req
167. - Oh, thanks, Freddie.Copy !req
168. Ooh, uh-oh.Copy !req
169. - Sam feels really badCopy !req
170. about electrocuting you.Copy !req
171. - You know what? It's okay.Copy !req
172. You know why?Copy !req
173. - No.Copy !req
174. - Why?Copy !req
175. - 'Cause whenCopy !req
176. I got electrocuted,Copy !req
177. just as I blacked out,Copy !req
178. I experienced somethingCopy !req
179. incredible.Copy !req
180. - What, not dying?Copy !req
181. - Well, that and...Copy !req
182. I had a vision of the future.Copy !req
183. - Look, you got shockedCopy !req
184. pretty bad.Copy !req
185. Maybe you oughta—Copy !req
186. - I saw the future.Copy !req
187. - How do you knowCopy !req
188. it was the future?Copy !req
189. - Because it hasn'tCopy !req
190. happened yet.Copy !req
191. - Okay, what'd you see?Copy !req
192. - Well, it was hazy,Copy !req
193. but I saw myselfCopy !req
194. at the Groovy SmoothieCopy !req
195. and that guy from Galaxy Wars,Copy !req
196. Nug Nug was there, and I saw himCopy !req
197. and me together, hugging.Copy !req
198. - I'm calling Dr. Quamsteen.Copy !req
199. - No!Copy !req
200. I gotta getCopy !req
201. to the Groovy SmoothieCopy !req
202. and get my hug from Nug Nug.Copy !req
203. - Wait.Copy !req
204. - What?Copy !req
205. - What's Nug NugCopy !req
206. from Galaxy WarsCopy !req
207. gonna be doing at theCopy !req
208. Groovy Smoothie in Seattle?Copy !req
209. - Hugging me.Copy !req
210. - I'm Sarah James,Copy !req
211. here with three very popularCopy !req
212. web celebrities.Copy !req
213. Their names are Carly Shay,Copy !req
214. Sam Puckett, and Freddie Benson,Copy !req
215. better known as iCarly.Copy !req
216. - Hi.Copy !req
217. - Hey, food lovers.Copy !req
218. - So tell meCopy !req
219. about these spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
220. - I'm Freddie Benson.Copy !req
221. - Well, one nightCopy !req
222. my brother SpencerCopy !req
223. couldn't decideCopy !req
224. whether to make us spaghettiCopy !req
225. or tacos,Copy !req
226. and so he combined 'em bothCopy !req
227. and invented spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
228. - And then later he taught usCopy !req
229. how to make 'em.Copy !req
230. - Well, I hopeCopy !req
231. he taught you well,Copy !req
232. 'cause I'm Ricky FlameCopy !req
233. and I challenge iCarly to...Copy !req
234. A food fight.Copy !req
235. - What?Copy !req
236. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
237. - Wait, we're on Food FightCopy !req
238. right now?Copy !req
239. - Yes, you are.Copy !req
240. Fantástico!Copy !req
241. - No way.Copy !req
242. - Awesome.Copy !req
243. - But how did you—Copy !req
244. - I watched you guysCopy !req
245. make your spaghetti tacosCopy !req
246. on iCarly and I wanna seeCopy !req
247. if I can make 'em better.Copy !req
248. - Cool, this is gonna beCopy !req
249. so fun.Copy !req
250. - Yeah.Copy !req
251. What do we get if we win?Copy !req
252. - Well, I've never lost,Copy !req
253. but if you guysCopy !req
254. are good enough to beat me,Copy !req
255. you'll all win a one-year supplyCopy !req
256. of free steaks.Copy !req
257. - Yeah!Copy !req
258. - Wait, your definitionCopy !req
259. of a year supplyCopy !req
260. or my definition?Copy !req
261. - She takes her meatCopy !req
262. very seriously.Copy !req
263. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
264. - Hey, man, what's your deal?Copy !req
265. - My deal?Copy !req
266. You hung out hereCopy !req
267. all day yesterday,Copy !req
268. in your robe and slippers,Copy !req
269. and all day todayCopy !req
270. and you haven't bought a thing.Copy !req
271. - I'm waiting for Nug Nug.Copy !req
272. - The dude from Galaxy Wars?Copy !req
273. - Yeah.Copy !req
274. I had a vision of the futureCopy !req
275. where I saw Nug NugCopy !req
276. hugging me right hereCopy !req
277. in the middleCopy !req
278. of the Groovy Smoothie.Copy !req
279. - Cool, now, buy a smoothieCopy !req
280. or get out!Copy !req
281. - Oh yeah, in my visionCopy !req
282. I was drinking a smoothie.Copy !req
283. Why don't you get meCopy !req
284. a medium Tingleberry BlitzCopy !req
285. and I'll watch the door.Copy !req
286. - Sounds like a plan.Copy !req
287. - Okay, this food fightCopy !req
288. is winding downCopy !req
289. to a very exciting finish.Copy !req
290. Ricky Flame and the iCarly teamCopy !req
291. are both puttingCopy !req
292. the final touchesCopy !req
293. on their spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
294. - Ricky's tacos look betterCopy !req
295. than ours.Copy !req
296. - Yeah,Copy !req
297. his plating is exquisite.Copy !req
298. - Ten seconds left.Copy !req
299. Okay, I'm doing it.Copy !req
300. - Gimme the peruvianCopy !req
301. puff peppers.Copy !req
302. - Right here, right here.Copy !req
303. - Sprinkle a handful of this.Copy !req
304. Put it all over.Copy !req
305. - And time's up.Copy !req
306. And now it's timeCopy !req
307. for our three judges to decideCopy !req
308. whose spaghetti tacosCopy !req
309. reign supreme.Copy !req
310. The plucky iCarly kids...Copy !req
311. - Plucky?Copy !req
312. - Plump and lucky?Copy !req
313. Or super chef, Ricky Flame.Copy !req
314. - What is this?Copy !req
315. - My band-aid.Copy !req
316. - Oh.Copy !req
317. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
318. - She means her flavor patch.Copy !req
319. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
320. - Excuse me, ma'am,Copy !req
321. I really have to go pee,Copy !req
322. but I'm expecting a small manCopy !req
323. from outer space to come here.Copy !req
324. His name is Nug NugCopy !req
325. from the planet Jueveron.Copy !req
326. So would you mind waiting here,Copy !req
327. and if you see Nug Nug come in,Copy !req
328. just tell him I'll right back.Copy !req
329. - Crazy.Copy !req
330. Hey, hey!Copy !req
331. I hope you get space-jackedCopy !req
332. by a flanch of red skynauts.Copy !req
333. - What?Copy !req
334. - It's Galaxy Wars talk.Copy !req
335. - Nerd.Copy !req
336. - You better run.Copy !req
337. - Judge Eric, your thoughts?Copy !req
338. - Well, I enjoyedCopy !req
339. all of these spaghetti tacos,Copy !req
340. but with Ricky's,Copy !req
341. I felt his flavorsCopy !req
342. were just layeredCopy !req
343. more precisely.Copy !req
344. So I have to cast my voteCopy !req
345. for Ricky Flame.Copy !req
346. - Thank you, judge Eric.Copy !req
347. - I told youCopy !req
348. we should have layeredCopy !req
349. our flavors more precisely.Copy !req
350. - Judge Phillipe—Copy !req
351. - Ricky, you never disappoint.Copy !req
352. Your tacos were delicious,Copy !req
353. but your shells...Copy !req
354. Are a bit soggy.Copy !req
355. - As for the iCarly team,Copy !req
356. excellent taste,Copy !req
357. original presentation.Copy !req
358. I vote for iCarly.Copy !req
359. Okay, judge Marla,Copy !req
360. it looks likeCopy !req
361. you have the deciding vote.Copy !req
362. - Come on, Marla!Copy !req
363. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
364. You know, everyone hereCopy !req
365. today should feel proudCopy !req
366. of their tacos.Copy !req
367. Chef Ricky, you're the best,Copy !req
368. but I likedCopy !req
369. the iCarly spaghetti tacosCopy !req
370. just a little better.Copy !req
371. - Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
372. For the first time everCopy !req
373. on "Food Fight,"Copy !req
374. Ricky Flame has lost.Copy !req
375. The iCarly's spaghetti tacosCopy !req
376. have won.Copy !req
377. Congratulations, guys.Copy !req
378. - Gracias.Copy !req
379. - Yes!Copy !req
380. Where are my free steaks?Copy !req
381. - You'll get 'em.Copy !req
382. - Thank you.Copy !req
383. - Okay, that's itCopy !req
384. for this challenge.Copy !req
385. Join us next time on Food Fight.Copy !req
386. - Hey,Copy !req
387. I guess we just got lucky.Copy !req
388. - I lost.Copy !req
389. - Hey, can I have an autograph.Copy !req
390. - Later, please...Copy !req
391. Unh!Copy !req
392. - He seems upset.Copy !req
393. Hey, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
394. I think your alarm systemCopy !req
395. is on fire.Copy !req
396. - Nah, Franklin made meCopy !req
397. get rid of my alarm systemCopy !req
398. 'cause it kept blowin' fusesCopy !req
399. and shortin' outCopy !req
400. the whole school.Copy !req
401. The smoke's comin'Copy !req
402. from my Gary Coleman Grill.Copy !req
403. - You're cooking a steakCopy !req
404. in your locker?Copy !req
405. - Well, I'm notCopy !req
406. gonna eat raw meatCopy !req
407. after what happenedCopy !req
408. last time.Copy !req
409. Stupid parasites.Copy !req
410. - Hey, listen.Copy !req
411. I called Ricky's office,Copy !req
412. you know, to thank himCopy !req
413. for all the free steaks.Copy !req
414. - Yeah.Copy !req
415. - And his assistant told meCopy !req
416. that he quit his TV show.Copy !req
417. - He's not doin'Copy !req
418. "Food Fight" anymore?Copy !req
419. - He's not doin'Copy !req
420. anything anymore.Copy !req
421. What, why?Copy !req
422. - Ricky's so depressedCopy !req
423. that he lost to us,Copy !req
424. he says he's giving upCopy !req
425. cooking forever.Copy !req
426. - It's not our faultCopy !req
427. Ricky went psycho.Copy !req
428. - Yeah, but come on,Copy !req
429. the least we can doCopy !req
430. is go talk to the guy.Copy !req
431. - No the least we can doCopy !req
432. is nothing.Copy !req
433. - We're going to talk to Ricky.Copy !req
434. - Agreed.Copy !req
435. - Whatever.Copy !req
436. But whatever happens,Copy !req
437. he still owes usCopy !req
438. a full year's supplyCopy !req
439. of free steaks.Copy !req
440. - You know, there areCopy !req
441. more important things in lifeCopy !req
442. than free meat.Copy !req
443. - Yeah, not really.Copy !req
444. Ricky...Copy !req
445. Ricky.Copy !req
446. I'm here with the iCarly kids.Copy !req
447. - Argh!Copy !req
448. - Come on in.Copy !req
449. - Argh!Copy !req
450. - He's been like thisCopy !req
451. ever since he lost to you guys.Copy !req
452. Argh!Copy !req
453. - I gotta take this.Copy !req
454. Just try to cheer him up.Copy !req
455. Ricky, come on.Copy !req
456. So two out of three judgesCopy !req
457. liked our spaghetti tacosCopy !req
458. better than yours.Copy !req
459. Argh!Copy !req
460. - Unnecessary.Copy !req
461. - Don't you have some trickCopy !req
462. that gets your mom out of bed.Copy !req
463. - Yeah.Copy !req
464. Argh!Copy !req
465. - I'll try it.Copy !req
466. Get up, ya lazy blob!Copy !req
467. There's a cop at the doorCopy !req
468. and he's got a warrant!Copy !req
469. I'm a loser.Copy !req
470. - Here, gimme a hand.Copy !req
471. Come on, come on, sit—Copy !req
472. That's thereCopy !req
473. for a reason.Copy !req
474. There you go.Copy !req
475. - There,Copy !req
476. don't you feel better now.Copy !req
477. - Yeah, I feel soooo great.Copy !req
478. - Well,Copy !req
479. you just need to get outsideCopy !req
480. and enjoy the sunshineCopy !req
481. and fresh air.Copy !req
482. Oh, Seattle.Copy !req
483. Freddie, get the salad stuffCopy !req
484. out of the cooler.Copy !req
485. - Okay.Copy !req
486. - This is dumb.Copy !req
487. - No, it's not.Copy !req
488. We just gotta remind RickyCopy !req
489. how much fun he has cooking.Copy !req
490. Now sit him back up.Copy !req
491. Come on Ricky.Copy !req
492. Sit like a big boy.Copy !req
493. - I don't wanna sit.Copy !req
494. I'm a loser.Copy !req
495. - You're not a loser.Copy !req
496. - You're just acting like one.Copy !req
497. Remember that episodeCopy !req
498. of Food Fight where you wentCopy !req
499. to that lady's restaurantCopy !req
500. in CincinnatiCopy !req
501. and you challenged herCopy !req
502. to a salad war,Copy !req
503. and your salad beat her saladCopy !req
504. and she cried?Copy !req
505. - Remember how great you felt.Copy !req
506. - Yeah, but that was my past.Copy !req
507. - No, you've still got it.Copy !req
508. - Now, come on and show usCopy !req
509. how a real proCopy !req
510. makes a spicy flame-bo saladCopy !req
511. here's a big bowl of lettuce.Copy !req
512. - Augh.Copy !req
513. Here's a cutting board...Copy !req
514. - And a Japanese cucumber.Copy !req
515. - Come now, take the knife.Copy !req
516. - Everybody lovesCopy !req
517. a big sharp knife.Copy !req
518. Yeah!Copy !req
519. - Big one, big slice.Copy !req
520. Right.Copy !req
521. Come on.Copy !req
522. - You can do it again.Copy !req
523. - Argh.Copy !req
524. - Aw, Ricky.Copy !req
525. - Your head's in the salad.Copy !req
526. - That's not good.Copy !req
527. Ooooh.Copy !req
528. Hey.Copy !req
529. Hey-dude.Copy !req
530. - Mm.Copy !req
531. - We're closing up.Copy !req
532. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
533. I was just waiting for someone.Copy !req
534. - Who?Copy !req
535. - Uh— nothing.Copy !req
536. It was stupid,Copy !req
537. I'll just...Copy !req
538. Good night.Copy !req
539. - Hey, sorry guys,Copy !req
540. we're clo—Copy !req
541. Whoa, you're Nug NugCopy !req
542. from Galaxy Wars.Copy !req
543. What can I get ya? Smoothie?Copy !req
544. - Strawberry Splat.Copy !req
545. - Blueberry Bang.Copy !req
546. - Splat and Bang, comin' up.Copy !req
547. Appreciate it, thanks.Copy !req
548. It's—it's so weird.Copy !req
549. - What?Copy !req
550. - I have this weird feelingCopy !req
551. like—like I'm supposed to...Copy !req
552. Hug somebody.Copy !req
553. - Man, Nugs, you were at thatCopy !req
554. convention for too long.Copy !req
555. Why don't you go and splashCopy !req
556. some cold water on your face.Copy !req
557. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
558. Excuse me.Copy !req
559. - We're closed.Copy !req
560. I know,Copy !req
561. but I forgot to pay you guysCopy !req
562. for my last smoothie, here.Copy !req
563. Keep the change.Copy !req
564. - Thanks.Copy !req
565. Thanks.Copy !req
566. Carly.Copy !req
567. - Hey, nice PJs.Copy !req
568. - Dude, it's Saturday morning,Copy !req
569. I was sleeping.Copy !req
570. - I could tell.Copy !req
571. Your hair's a mess.Copy !req
572. - Oh, well, sorry for notCopy !req
573. gettin' myself all dolled upCopy !req
574. to answer the door.Copy !req
575. Anyways, what's—Copy !req
576. - We got a v-mail.Copy !req
577. - From who?Copy !req
578. - Check it out.Copy !req
579. - Hey there, iCarly people.Copy !req
580. How do I turnCopy !req
581. the camera on?Copy !req
582. - It's on, baby.Copy !req
583. So, my iCarly friends,Copy !req
584. I owe you guys a huge thank you.Copy !req
585. After you came to my bedroomCopy !req
586. and talked to me,Copy !req
587. I thought aboutCopy !req
588. all the things you said, and I—Copy !req
589. Aw, do my feet look fat?Copy !req
590. Debbie, why don'tCopy !req
591. you go make some toast?Copy !req
592. Okay.Copy !req
593. - So you guys were right.Copy !req
594. I was acting like a loser.Copy !req
595. And I can't do that,Copy !req
596. because for me to be happyCopy !req
597. I have to be a winner.Copy !req
598. So I have come up with a wayCopy !req
599. to be a winner all the time.Copy !req
600. If you wanna come see meCopy !req
601. in action, winning,Copy !req
602. I'll be at the fourth streetCopy !req
603. Athletic Club,Copy !req
604. Saturday from 10 a.m. to noon.Copy !req
605. I can't find any toast.Copy !req
606. All you have is bread.Copy !req
607. - You put the breadCopy !req
608. in the toasterCopy !req
609. and then it becomes toastCopy !req
610. after— Later.Copy !req
611. All right.Copy !req
612. Our next challengerCopy !req
613. is Wilson Kreeger!Copy !req
614. Let's go, Wilson.Copy !req
615. - I don't wanna.Copy !req
616. - Wrestler number one,Copy !req
617. are you ready?Copy !req
618. - I guess.Copy !req
619. - Wrestler number two,Copy !req
620. are you ready?Copy !req
621. - Ricky Flame is always ready.Copy !req
622. Let's go.Copy !req
623. - Wrestle!Copy !req
624. - Unh.Copy !req
625. - Oh no, I hope I don't lose.Copy !req
626. What's wrong with you man?Copy !req
627. One, two, three...Copy !req
628. - Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
629. And the winner is Ricky Flame.Copy !req
630. Whoo-chow!Copy !req
631. Wooo.Copy !req
632. - Ricky, what are you doing?Copy !req
633. - Winning.Copy !req
634. Man, I am on fire.Copy !req
635. - Why are you wrestling kids?Copy !req
636. - 'Cause I checked outCopy !req
637. the rules online.Copy !req
638. This is a communityCopy !req
639. wrestling league.Copy !req
640. Here,Copy !req
641. read rule number three.Copy !req
642. - "Wrestling instructionCopy !req
643. and competition,Copy !req
644. recommended for boysCopy !req
645. ages six through ten".Copy !req
646. - See? recommended.Copy !req
647. Doesn't sayCopy !req
648. I have to be age six to ten.Copy !req
649. So technically,Copy !req
650. they have to let me wrestle.Copy !req
651. - Danny Peterson, you're up.Copy !req
652. - Why are you doin' this?Copy !req
653. - I thoughtCopy !req
654. you loved being a chef.Copy !req
655. - No. See I realizedCopy !req
656. what I really love is winning.Copy !req
657. - Wrestler number one,Copy !req
658. are you ready?Copy !req
659. - Sort of.Copy !req
660. - Wrestler number two,Copy !req
661. are you ready?Copy !req
662. - Yeah, just call it.Copy !req
663. - Wrestle.Copy !req
664. - Just a second.Copy !req
665. Oh, no, I hopeCopy !req
666. I can handle this one.Copy !req
667. - Come on!Copy !req
668. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
669. One, two, three.Copy !req
670. Yeah, hooo-chows.Copy !req
671. See? I can't lose.Copy !req
672. - Oh, yeah, but—Copy !req
673. - Come on Carly, wrestle me.Copy !req
674. - No.Copy !req
675. Come on, c'mon, c'mon.Copy !req
676. - No! I don't want to wrestle.Copy !req
677. No—Copy !req
678. You're so weird!Copy !req
679. - One, two, three.Copy !req
680. - Yeah! 19 wins, no losses,Copy !req
681. whoo-chow!Copy !req
682. No one can extinguish the flame.Copy !req
683. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
684. - Sam.Copy !req
685. - Ow! Ow!Copy !req
686. - One! Two! Three!Copy !req
687. - Ha, you lost.Copy !req
688. - Eat it flame.Copy !req
689. - Loser.Copy !req
690. Argh!Copy !req
691. - You guys wanna go eat someCopy !req
692. free steaks?Copy !req
693. - Shoosh yeah.Copy !req
694. - Carne.Copy !req
695. - Oh, what are you doing?Copy !req
696. - Tell the peopleCopy !req
697. to go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
698. or I'll stick my fingerCopy !req
699. right into your nose.Copy !req
700. - Go to iCarly.com!Copy !req
701. - Tell 'em about the new video.Copy !req
702. - There's a new videoCopy !req
703. at iCarly.com.Copy !req
704. - Tell 'em about the blogsCopy !req
705. and pics.Copy !req
706. - There are awesome blogsCopy !req
707. and pics at iCarly.com.Copy !req
708. - Okay, I thinkCopy !req
709. we're done here.Copy !req
710. - You wouldn't have stuckCopy !req
711. your finger up my nose.Copy !req
712. Aah! You did it.Copy !req
713. Aah, come on!Copy !req
714. Mmm!Copy !req