iCarly 3x18

1. - Duh! What's the temperature

2. outside now?

3. - 103 degrees.

4. - Try to make it cooler in here.

5. That's probably

6. what you were doing.

7. - Uh-huh.

8. - Stupid heat wave.

9. Augh, it's so hot out there.

10. Wouldja turn on

11. the air conditioning?

12. - It's on full blast.

13. - Well, it's not enough.

14. I'm too hot.

15. Ahhh.

16. - What are you doing?

17. - She's either cooling herself

18. or eating your frozen pizzas.

19. Probably both.

20. Get outta there.

21. Oh, my God.

22. You are eating my frozen pizza.

23. - Now, it's a 104 degrees

24. outside.

25. - Ugh.

26. What's that thing?

27. - My utopian city

28. of the future.

29. My project,

30. for Mr. Henning's class?

31. The assignment he gave us?

32. - So, what is it

33. I'm supposed to do

34. which we all know I'm not gonna?

35. - "Your assignment is to build

36. a model of a perfect city,

37. a city of the future

38. that is efficient,

39. and promotes good, old fashioned

40. community values."

41. - Lemme see that.

42. - Ewwww.

43. - My pits are moist.

44. - No, thanks.

45. - Hey, people,

46. lookie, lookie what I got.

47. - Whatcha got?

48. - It's a Norwegian

49. air conditioner.

50. Socko says

51. it's insanely powerful.

52. - Well, fire it up.

53. - Hurry.

54. - Yeah, I'm sweatin'

55. like a meatloaf here.

56. - Come on, plug it in.

57. Okay,

58. let's see here.

59. - Ahhh, yeah, baby.

60. - Oh...

61. - Ah...

62. - So now we just stand here

63. like this all day?

64. - Nah, it came with a big box

65. of long yellow flex tubes,

66. which I can attach to these

67. and then run the cool air

68. all throughout the apartment.

69. Nice.

70. - Tubos yellos.

71. - This air is so great.

72. - The best.

73. - It's life changing.

74. - I know.

75. Now, I don't need

76. this bag of ice in my pants.

77. - Ewww.

78. In five, four, three, two...

79. - How hot is it outside now?

80. - 105.

81. - Not a problem for us.

82. - Nope.

83. - 'Cause we got us

84. a Norwegian air conditioner.

85. - Ah, I love it.

86. I swear, I wanna fly to Norwegia

87. and thank everyone there

88. personally.

89. - That Gibby?

90. - Nah, Sabrina.

91. - Oooooooh.

92. - Who's Sabrina?

93. - Just Gibby's cousin.

94. - Who's a girl

95. that Freddie's in love with.

96. - I barely know her.

97. - You said you guys have been

98. video chatting every night.

99. - I've never met her in person.

100. - Lucky her.

101. - Whoa.

102. She says it's over 90 degrees

103. in her house.

104. - Awww.

105. - Poor sweaty chick.

106. - Hey, why don't you

107. invite her over here?

108. - Really? I can?

109. - Sure.

110. - Okay, cool.

111. - Better tell her

112. to bring a blindfold.

113. - A blindfold?

114. - So she won't look at you

115. and burst into flames

116. and/or tears.

117. Ah, Carly, come rub my neck.

118. - I gotta finish my project.

119. - Freddie, come rub my neck.

120. - Yeah, that'll happen.

121. - Done.

122. My room, and now

123. our whole apartment

124. is a cool 71 degrees.

125. - Ugh, why won't my little man

126. stick to the sidewalk?

127. - Hey, remember the time

128. I got stuck to the sidewalk?

129. And that panda bear started—

130. Wait, that was a dream.

131. - Hey, will somebody

132. bring me a—?

133. - What happened?

134. - Power went out.

135. - What?

136. - Yeah, it happens

137. on crazy hot days like this

138. when everyone

139. in the whole city's

140. using their

141. air conditioners full blast.

142. - But what about our

143. Norwegian air-conditioner?

144. - It's not gonna work

145. without electricity.

146. - Wait, didn't you buy

147. a portable generator last year

148. for some sculpture

149. you were working on?

150. - Oh, yeah, my electric lady.

151. - Go, get it.

152. - I'll go get it.

153. - Man, it's already gettin'

154. hot in here again.

155. - I know.

156. My pits are gettin' moister.

157. - Please don't smell

158. your fingers.

159. - You know I have to.

160. - Ohh.

161. - MRS.Open this door.

162. - Coming.

163. - MRS. Freddie, Freddie!

164. - Oh, hi, Mrs. Benson.

165. - Freddie, are you all right?

166. - Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

167. - The power's out.

168. Are you injured?

169. - No.

170. - Why are you wearing

171. your building watch vest?

172. - Because, dummy,

173. we're in the middle

174. of an emergency.

175. This is the hottest day

176. in Seattle in over 20 years

177. and we're having

178. a power blackout.

179. - Did you just call me a dummy?

180. - I got it!

181. - Awesome.

182. - Unguento.

183. - Oh, yeah.

184. - What is that item?

185. - It is a 15-kilowatt

186. liquid propane generator

187. with a 993 cc proguard

188. 35 horsepower v-twin engine.

189. Yeah, I said all that.

190. - Augh, it's getting

191. so hot in here.

192. - Yeah, will you turn

193. that thing on before my pits

194. start growin' mushrooms?

195. - Okay, here we go.

196. Freddie, hit it.

197. - Ahhh.

198. - Ahhh.

199. - Ahhh.

200. - Woo-hoo.

201. We are now the only

202. apartment in Seattle

203. that has power

204. and air conditioning.

205. - Oh, my, this cool air is nice.

206. Maybe, I'll hang out here

207. with you all.

208. - Ohhh...

209. - Ohh...

210. - I'll go get a puzzle.

211. Hello, Lewbert.

212. - Marissa.

213. I was just—

214. - I suppose you're gonna...

215. - Just gonna.

216. - Yeah.

217. - Right.

218. - What are you doing here?

219. - My job.

220. In the event of a power outage,

221. I gotta check on everyone

222. in the—

223. Hey, how come

224. you guys got power?

225. - 'Cause Spencer

226. has a generator.

227. - And a Norwegian

228. air conditioner.

229. - Well, you're not allowed

230. to use those devices

231. in your apartment.

232. - Oh, come on,

233. just let us use 'em.

234. - Dude. Lewb.

235. - Well... I suppose

236. I could let it slide

237. if you let me hang out here

238. in the nice cool air.

239. - Fine, you can hang here.

240. - Hot biscuits!

241. Ah...

242. - Uh, what's that big sore

243. on your foot?

244. I dunno,

245. but it never heals.

246. - Augh, I can't stand

247. being down there

248. with Lewbert

249. and his giant footsore.

250. - Why was he putting

251. yogurt on it?

252. - Maybe the yogurt keeps it

253. from festering or something.

254. - Ewww.

255. - All right, let's not focus

256. on Lewbert's wound.

257. Let's be happy we have

258. electricity

259. and air conditioning,

260. and just get ready

261. for the web show tonight.

262. - Spencer.

263. Hey, what's up?

264. Sabrina's here.

265. - Really?

266. Yeah, you want her?

267. - Yeah, send her up.

268. Okay.

269. - Sabrina's here,

270. she's comin' upstairs.

271. - This is gonna be gooood.

272. - Sam, swear you'll be nice.

273. - Oh, I'll swear.

274. - Sam...

275. - Sam...

276. - I'll be nice.

277. - How do I look?

278. - Good.

279. - Stupid.

280. - Freddie?

281. - Oh.

282. Hi-iii.

283. - She's very tall.

284. - Wow, it's weird not seeing you

285. in a little window

286. on a computer screen.

287. It's great to finally see

288. all of you.

289. - Heh...

290. - And that's all there is.

291. - Right in here, everyone.

292. - Mrs. Benson?

293. - Here we go, come along.

294. - My children never call me.

295. - I'm so sorry.

296. Right in here...

297. - Who are these people?

298. - The elderly.

299. They all live in this building.

300. - But why are you

301. bringing them in here?

302. - Every apartment

303. is nearly a 100 degrees inside.

304. Yours is the only one

305. with air conditioning.

306. - But why can't they

307. go somewhere—?

308. - When temperatures

309. get too high,

310. the elderly will start to die.

311. - Wow, that's a creepy rhyme.

312. - Whoa, what up

313. with the antique parade?

314. - Who are all these people?

315. - They live in this building.

316. Mrs. Benson says

317. they need to be kept cool or—

318. - Hey, sir!

319. No, no, no, no, no there.

320. Huh, mister man,

321. please don't touch

322. my utopian society.

323. - What?

324. - I've worked very, very hard

325. on this project for school,

326. so please don't bother it.

327. - I have angina.

328. - You have what?

329. - Um, angina means chest pains.

330. - Oh, good.

331. Well, not for you.

332. - Hey, hey. Move.

333. One day you'll be old.

334. - Augh!

335. Chuck!

336. - Hi, Spencer.

337. It's almost a 100 degrees

338. at our place.

339. Could we—?

340. - Noooooooo.

341. No, no. Noooooooo.

342. - C'mon, I know

343. that you and Chuck

344. have had some troubles in the—

345. - Troubles?

346. He's beaten me and sprayed me

347. and slapped me

348. and violated me.

349. - I was just a kid then.

350. C'mon, man.

351. - No.

352. You guys are just gonna have

353. to go find somewhere else to—

354. - Hey, none of the movie

355. theaters have power.

356. Ohh, are we gonna hang out here?

357. - No, Spencer says—

358. - Wait, wait. Who are you?

359. - I'm Gia.

360. - My daughter.

361. - And you're Chuck's sister?

362. - Uh-huh.

363. - Chuck, there are cupcakes

364. in the kitchen.

365. Mister Chambers,

366. why don't you and Gia come in

367. and enjoy the cool air.

368. - MR. Sure.

369. - Thanks.

370. - Hey, you.

371. Can I have a turn at that?

372. - Sure.

373. - Thank you.

374. - Eh!

375. After you massage my neck.

376. Yeeeeaaaahhhh.

377. Get it good, old man.

378. - So after my mom retired

379. from professional basketball,

380. my whole family moved to Seattle

381. 'cause my dad got a job.

382. - Uh, Sabrina.

383. - Yeah?

384. - Would you, um, sit down

385. and finish your story?

386. - Oh, sure.

387. There.

388. Do you wanna sit too?

389. - Nope.

390. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

391. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

392. We do not set glasses

393. on my school project.

394. An utopian society

395. is not a coaster.

396. - I went to law school

397. for a little while,

398. but I just knew

399. that being an artist was the—

400. Ahhh!

401. - What was that?

402. - Just wait here.

403. Look, Chuck.

404. I know you threw this.

405. - So? You want me to leave?

406. And take my hot sister with me?

407. - Thank you for the cupcake.

408. No worries, it was my fault

409. for stepping in front

410. of that cupcake.

411. So what were we—?

412. - And I'm getting the door.

413. Oh, hey.

414. - Hi, Spencer.

415. Marty Klemish,

416. apartment 7-C.

417. - Right, right.

418. - I wanted to return this whisk

419. I borrowed from you.

420. - I don't remember

421. you borrowing a—

422. - Why don't I come inside?

423. - Oh, wait. But I don't—

424. Wait, Marty.

425. - Hello, Spencer.

426. - Oh, hi, Dr. Dresdin.

427. Look, I know your apartment is—

428. - How are your allergies?

429. - Allergies? They're gone.

430. Don't you remember

431. the pills you gave—?

432. - I better stay for a while,

433. just to be sure.

434. - Wait, I don't

435. need you to stay.

436. What's a whisk?

437. Spencer.

438. Hey, there's way

439. too many people.

440. - I know.

441. What do you want me to do?

442. Augh.

443. Don't let anyone else in.

444. - I won't.

445. Look, we already have

446. way too many people in here,

447. so, I can't—

448. Everybody, if you could—

449. - Good job.

450. - This is really getting

451. outta control.

452. - I know.

453. There's like 50 people here.

454. - Okay, we gotta do something.

455. People, everyone!

456. Okay, I realize that this is

457. the only air conditioned

458. apartment in Seattle right now,

459. but there's just

460. too many people here.

461. So, I'm gonna have to ask

462. at least 10 of you

463. to leave right now.

464. No, wait.

465. No, please—would ya—would ya—

466. I blame myself.

467. - Oh, hey.

468. - Oh.

469. Uh... Hi, Griffin.

470. - Ah, could we talk for a sec?

471. - Uh, sure.

472. Freddie, keep an eye

473. on my utopian society.

474. - No worries.

475. - So, I hear your place

476. has air conditioning.

477. - Yeah, half the building's

478. in there.

479. I guess that's why you're here,

480. for cool air?

481. - Kinda.

482. - Uh-huh.

483. - But not for me.

484. I brought my Pee-Wee Babies.

485. - Oh, my God.

486. - Look, they're

487. really valuable,

488. and if they get

489. too hot or too cold,

490. I mean, they could

491. become misshapen.

492. - Misshapen.

493. - So, can I keep 'em here

494. until we get the power back?

495. - Okay, tell you what.

496. Tell me.

497. - I gotta do iCarly pretty soon

498. with Sam and Freddie,

499. and I have

500. the school project in there

501. that needs protection

502. from all the people,

503. and Spencer's busy, so he...

504. Don't kiss me.

505. - I'm sorry.

506. - If I let you take

507. your Pee-Wee Babies in there,

508. will you guard my project?

509. - Done deal.

510. - Okay.

511. - My project's

512. on the kitchen table.

513. - Right behind ya.

514. - Yeah, we gotta start iCarly

515. in about a half hour, so—

516. - Ooo, can I watch you guys

517. do the show?

518. - Sure, if you wanna.

519. - Hey,

520. I brought you guys drinks.

521. - Oh.

522. - Oh. That's sweet.

523. Thanks.

524. - What is this?

525. - Just a little drink I learned

526. how to make at Camp Addemup.

527. If you don't like it,

528. I can take my sister and leave.

529. - No, no, no, no, no.

530. I like it, I like it.

531. Look over there.

532. Do you like soccer?

533. - Awww, there are people

534. up here too?

535. - Hey, hey, hey, hey,

536. you guys can't be up here.

537. - Relax, Benson.

538. Move outta the way.

539. Sup, girls, little boy?

540. - What are you doing?

541. - Gettin' massaged.

542. I'm giving people

543. one minute of cool air

544. for 10 minutes of neck rubbin'.

545. - I don't think

546. it's a fair ratio.

547. - Dude, we have to prep

548. for the show.

549. - I know what we have to—

550. Hey, what happened

551. to my cold air?

552. - My cold air stopped too.

553. - Easy, angina.

554. - Okay, let's go downstairs

555. and check the air conditioner.

556. Did I say to quit massaging?

557. - But how do I, uh—?

558. - Walk 'n rub,

559. just walk and rub.

560. - Hey, Spencer.

561. Is something wrong

562. with the air conditioner?

563. Griffin...

564. What's going on?

565. - I swapped out

566. some of the air tubes

567. to keep

568. my Pee-Wee Babies chilled.

569. - Where's my utopian society?

570. - I put it on the floor

571. over there.

572. The floor?

573. What if someone steps on it?

574. This place is full of elderlies.

575. - I'm watching it.

576. And I think my Pee-Wee Babies

577. are a little more important

578. than your fallopian city.

579. - Dude, you need

580. to quit obsessing

581. over your dumb

582. little play-pretties.

583. - No, no, no!

584. Oh!

585. Sir, ya gotta get up.

586. - You get up.

587. - I am up.

588. Hey, hey, hey.

589. Dude.

590. Oh, c'mon man,

591. you're sittin' on my penguin.

592. You sit on it, potsie.

593. - You're taking

594. the last fruit bar?

595. - Yep.

596. - Well, maybe I want it.

597. - Yeah, I'm a doctor.

598. - Gimme that fruit bar.

599. - Okay.

600. - I need that fruit bar.

601. - What'd I do that was so bad?

602. Just tell me.

603. - My son fell down the stairs

604. and hurt himself,

605. and all you cared about

606. was our dinner reservation.

607. - We coulda got married

608. and had a better son.

609. - Ahh.

610. Ya popped my wart.

611. - MRS. Grow a new one.

612. You've got so—

613. - Hey, where's my sister?

614. - Bathroom.

615. What are you doing

616. with my magazine?

617. - Just readin' it.

618. Hey, there's a bug

619. on your zipper.

620. - A bug?

621. - I'll get it.

622. - Oof, aaaah.

623. - Freddie, help me up

624. on this thing.

625. - Sure.

626. Augh.

627. - Just lift me.

628. - I'm trying.

629. - You're embarrassing me.

630. Gimme that bag,

631. and a yellow tube.

632. - Listen, everyone.

633. I'll be the first to admit

634. that Spencer and I

635. weren't too psyched

636. about having so many of you

637. here in our apartment.

638. But maybe it's not

639. such a bad thing.

640. - I'm pretty sure

641. it's a bad thing.

642. - We're all neighbors,

643. and I bet most of us

644. don't even know

645. each other's first names.

646. Isn't that sad?

647. - Y'see that big thing

648. on the floor there?

649. That's a model

650. of a utopian society.

651. My teacher wanted me to build it

652. to show how in America,

653. we can have cities

654. that are modern,

655. but old fashioned

656. at the same time.

657. The kind of America

658. our grandparents lived in,

659. where people knew

660. their neighbors

661. and cared about them.

662. But here we all are—

663. —together as neighbors.

664. Shouldn't we be using this

665. as a chance to make friends,

666. to start really getting

667. to know each other, and—?

668. - The power's back on!

669. - Yeah!

670. - Carly...

671. - Just get me down.

672. - Hey, where's your bathroom?

673. - Through there to the left.

674. - Thanks.

675. - Hey, I'm gonna have

676. some iced tea.

677. You want some?

678. - Sure, that'd be great.

679. - I think your speech

680. was real nice.

681. - Whatever.

682. - Hey, you guys wanna

683. go grab some dinner?

684. - Can't.

685. - We gotta do iCarly.

686. - Oh, yeah.

687. - And then, Freddie's gonna

688. get a ladder, climb up it,

689. and try to kiss

690. his new girly friend.

691. - Sam...

692. - She's just kinda tall.

693. It's not like

694. she's some gigantic monster.

695. - Shhhh.

696. - Hey, you want some lemon

697. in your tea?

698. - Uh, sure.

699. - Alright.

700. Ow.

701. - Noooooooooo!

702. And now I have angina.

703. - Sam?

704. - Carly?

705. - Tell everyone to go

706. to iCarly.com.

707. - What? You're breaking up.

708. - I said, "Tell everyone

709. to go to iCarly.com".

710. - You're in love

711. with iCarly.com?

712. - No. Well, yes.

713. But that's not what I said.

714. - Hello?

715. - Just tell everyone

716. that there's lots of new videos.

717. - New videos?

718. - Yeah.

719. And new blogs and photos and all

720. kinds of awesome stuff at

721. iCarly.com.

722. Make sure that everyone

723. goes to iCarly.com.

724. - Dude, you're breaking up—

725. - I said tell everybody, "Go to

726. iCarly.com!"

727. - Hey, some girl

728. just grabbed me!

729. Mmm!