1. Little mayyyyyo...Copy !req
2. Some mustarrrrrd...Copy !req
3. Some turkey breastess,Copy !req
4. Slice of tomato,Copy !req
5. A little icebergCopy !req
6. Off the port bow.Copy !req
7. Back off, jerk.Copy !req
8. Carly, where's the fly-swatter?Copy !req
9. I threw it away.Copy !req
10. why?Copy !req
11. 'cause it's not niceCopy !req
12. To kill things.Copy !req
13. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
14. I'm gonna kill you so hard.Copy !req
15. what are you doing?Copy !req
16. nothing!Copy !req
17. Just readin' the bible.Copy !req
18. This pharaoh guy'sCopy !req
19. Really givin' moses a hard time.Copy !req
20. You wanna rest thereCopy !req
21. For a minute, mister fly?Copy !req
22. Okay, that's cool.Copy !req
23. That's a comfy countertop,Copy !req
24. Isn't it?Copy !req
25. Don't mind me.Copy !req
26. I'm not gonna kill youCopy !req
27. With an umbrella or anything.Copy !req
28. It's just that today'sCopy !req
29. Weather forecastCopy !req
30. Calls for death.Copy !req
31. Ah, dang it!Copy !req
32. You made me breakCopy !req
33. The countertop.Copy !req
34. what happened?Copy !req
35. what was that noise?Copy !req
36. I don't know.Copy !req
37. I was reading this bible.Copy !req
38. this is a mexican cookbook.Copy !req
39. we can still learn from it.Copy !req
40. how'd the counter get broken?Copy !req
41. some lady came and...Copy !req
42. flies like to die.Copy !req
43. hello. Can I in?Copy !req
44. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
45. Freddie.Copy !req
46. hey, what's up?Copy !req
47. guess what's in this box?Copy !req
48. donuts.Copy !req
49. no.Copy !req
50. muffins.Copy !req
51. no.Copy !req
52. corn dogs.Copy !req
53. no.Copy !req
54. chocolate.Copy !req
55. no, it's not food.Copy !req
56. then who cares?Copy !req
57. what's in the box?Copy !req
58. oh, just some photos.Copy !req
59. of donuts?Copy !req
60. no!Copy !req
61. Me.Copy !req
62. What?Copy !req
63. it's just a funny pose.Copy !req
64. it's a natural pose.Copy !req
65. of course, it is.Copy !req
66. I do this all the time.Copy !req
67. Don't you, carls?Copy !req
68. totally.Copy !req
69. I find it both naturalCopy !req
70. And not-stupid looking.Copy !req
71. say girls,Copy !req
72. How do your chins feel?Copy !req
73. mine's warm.Copy !req
74. mine's firm.Copy !req
75. all right, enough.Copy !req
76. why do you haveCopy !req
77. A billion pictures of yourself?Copy !req
78. just a thousand...Copy !req
79. And they're for me to autographCopy !req
80. At webicon.Copy !req
81. your mom's gonna let youCopy !req
82. Come with me and Sam?Copy !req
83. my momCopy !req
84. Doesn't control me anymore.Copy !req
85. did she say you have to sitCopy !req
86. By the emergency exitCopy !req
87. On the train?Copy !req
88. yes.Copy !req
89. and text message herCopy !req
90. Five times a day?Copy !req
91. no.Copy !req
92. six?Copy !req
93. maybe.Copy !req
94. you know,Copy !req
95. I read that this year's webiconCopy !req
96. Is gonna be twiceCopy !req
97. As big as last year's.Copy !req
98. another reasonCopy !req
99. I don't wanna go.Copy !req
100. Oh, come on!Copy !req
101. everyone who's anyoneCopy !req
102. On the web is gonna be there.Copy !req
103. yeah but most of 'emCopy !req
104. Are nerds and losersCopy !req
105. And stubrags.Copy !req
106. It's likeCopy !req
107. A benson family reunion.Copy !req
108. you know,Copy !req
109. I'd be more offendedCopy !req
110. If I knew what a stubrag was.Copy !req
111. She stuck her tongue in my ear!Copy !req
112. yeah, lucky you.Copy !req
113. aw, man!Copy !req
114. I thought I killed you!Copy !req
115. Spencer...Copy !req
116. he's a fly.Copy !req
117. Why shouldn't I try to...Copy !req
118. It's on your...Copy !req
119. I know.Copy !req
120. Got him.Copy !req
121. you didn't get him.Copy !req
122. oh no? Well look at...Copy !req
123. Stubrag!Copy !req
124. In 5, 4, 3, 2...Copy !req
125. Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
126. Checking the iCarly email.Copy !req
127. Anything good?Copy !req
128. Yeah, here's a fun one.Copy !req
129. "hey, guys.Copy !req
130. "I love watching iCarly,Copy !req
131. "but my mom says SamCopy !req
132. Is a bad role model."Copy !req
133. smart mom.Copy !req
134. I know, right?Copy !req
135. hey,Copy !req
136. Toss me my red thumb drive.Copy !req
137. Thanks.Copy !req
138. what are you doin'?Copy !req
139. pre-packing for webicon.Copy !req
140. Don't you guys loveCopy !req
141. How travel-size bottlesCopy !req
142. Make you feel like a wiant?Copy !req
143. Grrrr! Shampoo!Copy !req
144. Grrrr! Mouthwash! Grrrrr!Copy !req
145. yeah, add that to the list.Copy !req
146. of what?Copy !req
147. reasons why you don't haveCopy !req
148. A lot of friends.Copy !req
149. oh, here's a v-mailCopy !req
150. From a fan.Copy !req
151. play it.Copy !req
152. how do I put it upCopy !req
153. On the monitor?Copy !req
154. command-j.Copy !req
155. command-j.Copy !req
156. hello, iCarly.Copy !req
157. I mean, I doubtCopy !req
158. You're really watching thisCopy !req
159. 'cause you guys probablyCopy !req
160. Get a ga'jillion emails a day.Copy !req
161. But if you are seeing this...Copy !req
162. Icarly is my life.Copy !req
163. I see a girlfriendCopy !req
164. For Freddie.Copy !req
165. My name is Nora Dershlit.Copy !req
166. Dershlit.Copy !req
167. It's not funny.Copy !req
168. okay.Copy !req
169. This Friday is my 16th birthday.Copy !req
170. And I heard that iCarly'sCopy !req
171. Gonna be at webiconCopy !req
172. This weekend,Copy !req
173. Which is only 15 minutesCopy !req
174. From my house,Copy !req
175. So I was wondering if you guysCopy !req
176. Would come to myCopy !req
177. Sweet 16 birthday party.Copy !req
178. will you delete this?Copy !req
179. don't be mean. Watch.Copy !req
180. last year when I turned 15,Copy !req
181. I had a partyCopy !req
182. But nobody showed up.Copy !req
183. Anyways, I was thinkingCopy !req
184. If the iCarly gangCopy !req
185. Comes to my party,Copy !req
186. Maybe other kids would comeCopy !req
187. Since you guys are all coolCopy !req
188. And popular.Copy !req
189. this is so sad.Copy !req
190. should we go?Copy !req
191. yeah.Copy !req
192. what?Copy !req
193. I don't wanna goCopy !req
194. To Nora Dershlit'sCopy !req
195. Lame birthday party.Copy !req
196. that girl has a sad life.Copy !req
197. so does Freddie.Copy !req
198. We can't fix the world.Copy !req
199. it could beCopy !req
200. A really fun party.Copy !req
201. There's gonna be games...Copy !req
202. gross.Copy !req
203. And karaoke...Copy !req
204. lame.Copy !req
205. And a clown...Copy !req
206. And a bigCopy !req
207. Chocolate fountain.Copy !req
208. I say we go.Copy !req
209. aren't there professionalsCopy !req
210. That fix countertops?Copy !req
211. uh, excuse me,Copy !req
212. I'm a sculptor.Copy !req
213. I think I can fixCopy !req
214. A little broken countertop.Copy !req
215. Ow, owie!Copy !req
216. just call a dude.Copy !req
217. I am a dude.Copy !req
218. a real dude.Copy !req
219. dude.Copy !req
220. hey. Sam's mom here yet?Copy !req
221. nah, they're lateCopy !req
222. 'cause she was bleachingCopy !req
223. Her mustache.Copy !req
224. Sam's gonna text meCopy !req
225. When they drive up.Copy !req
226. Are you sureCopy !req
227. You don't wanna come to webiconCopy !req
228. With us?Copy !req
229. you know, I so would,Copy !req
230. But I so don't want to.Copy !req
231. hey look.Copy !req
232. I typed up a complete itineraryCopy !req
233. For our whole trip.Copy !req
234. you're so your mother.Copy !req
235. don't be vicious. Okay.Copy !req
236. The train gets into olympiaCopy !req
237. At 7:07.Copy !req
238. We take a cab to Nora's house,Copy !req
239. Arriving there by 7:26,Copy !req
240. Party 'till 7:45,Copy !req
241. Then cab it back to the hotelCopy !req
242. Getting there by 8:05,Copy !req
243. Then we check in to our...Copy !req
244. when do we goCopy !req
245. To the bathroom?Copy !req
246. that is up to your bladder.Copy !req
247. do girls have bladders?Copy !req
248. no, we store pee in our feet.Copy !req
249. don't joke about urine!Copy !req
250. sorry.Copy !req
251. Sam's here.Copy !req
252. to webicon! All right.Copy !req
253. gibster.Copy !req
254. What up, little weirdo?Copy !req
255. not much. Carly here?Copy !req
256. nah, she just leftCopy !req
257. With Freddie and SamCopy !req
258. For webicon.Copy !req
259. You can catch 'emCopy !req
260. If you hurry down...Copy !req
261. no.Copy !req
262. I don't need to catch 'em.Copy !req
263. I just wantedCopy !req
264. To return this sleeping bag.Copy !req
265. I don't need it anymore.Copy !req
266. You should probably wash that.Copy !req
267. don't you need that for camp?Copy !req
268. no.Copy !req
269. I just found outCopy !req
270. I'm too old for camp.Copy !req
271. too old?Copy !req
272. yeah, once you turn 15,Copy !req
273. They won't let you go anymore.Copy !req
274. well, I know how you feel.Copy !req
275. I remember when they saidCopy !req
276. I wasn't allowed to goCopy !req
277. To camp anymore.Copy !req
278. 'cause you were too old?Copy !req
279. no.Copy !req
280. So, if you can't go to camp,Copy !req
281. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
282. I don't know.Copy !req
283. Sit home. Take a bath.Copy !req
284. Watch rerunsCopy !req
285. Of different strokes.Copy !req
286. hey.Copy !req
287. How would you like to go to campCopy !req
288. Right here in this apartment?Copy !req
289. whatchoo talkin'Copy !req
290. 'bout Spencer?Copy !req
291. I'm gonna call your momCopy !req
292. And tell her you can comeCopy !req
293. To camp Spencer, right hereCopy !req
294. For the next few days.Copy !req
295. What do you say to that?Copy !req
296. I say dy-no-mite!Copy !req
297. you watch a lotCopy !req
298. Of classic tv.Copy !req
299. what do you mean?Copy !req
300. well.Copy !req
301. Looks like a rockin'Copy !req
302. Sweet 16 party.Copy !req
303. can you improveCopy !req
304. Your attitude?Copy !req
305. maybe... with some kindCopy !req
306. Of medicationCopy !req
307. My mom can't afford.Copy !req
308. no way! Icarly!Copy !req
309. happy birthday.Copy !req
310. hey.Copy !req
311. feliz navidad.Copy !req
312. I can't believe you guysCopy !req
313. Really came.Copy !req
314. I'm Nora.Copy !req
315. hi. I'm Carly, and this is...Copy !req
316. chuh!Copy !req
317. I know who you guys are!Copy !req
318. Enter! Enter!Copy !req
319. thanks.Copy !req
320. you can putCopy !req
321. Your bags there.Copy !req
322. here, okay.Copy !req
323. oh, all right.Copy !req
324. hi.Copy !req
325. hi.Copy !req
326. so, where's everybody else?Copy !req
327. I don't know.Copy !req
328. I told everyone at my schoolCopy !req
329. And local youth groupCopy !req
330. That I invited the iCarly kids,Copy !req
331. But I guess they didn't thinkCopy !req
332. You'd really come.Copy !req
333. Well, maybe some of themCopy !req
334. Will show up soon.Copy !req
335. I don't know.Copy !req
336. anyway.Copy !req
337. So, I see the clown's here.Copy !req
338. yay, a clown.Copy !req
339. He's 87 years oldCopy !req
340. And his name is cramps.Copy !req
341. hey cramps, what's up?Copy !req
342. cramps. 'sup?Copy !req
343. oh, and here.Copy !req
344. I'll put on some music.Copy !req
345. Here's a tasty tape.Copy !req
346. tape?Copy !req
347. Oh... No...Copy !req
348. dance me.Copy !req
349. come in!Copy !req
350. hello fellow camper!Copy !req
351. oh hey, Gib.Copy !req
352. Where's your mom?Copy !req
353. she dropped me off.Copy !req
354. she didn't want to come upCopy !req
355. And see me?Copy !req
356. nope.Copy !req
357. okay. Whoa, nice lanyard.Copy !req
358. thanks.Copy !req
359. I made it at camp last year.Copy !req
360. shut up!Copy !req
361. true chiz!Copy !req
362. awesome.Copy !req
363. so what's our firstCopy !req
364. Camp activity?Copy !req
365. I was gonna planCopy !req
366. Some stuff,Copy !req
367. But then I got stuck workingCopy !req
368. On this countertop all dayCopy !req
369. And it's still not fixed.Copy !req
370. no problem.Copy !req
371. Let's fixCopy !req
372. The countertop together,Copy !req
373. Then start camp.Copy !req
374. who's awesome?Copy !req
375. gibbah!Copy !req
376. poor clown.Copy !req
377. we got a guy that 1099'd.Copy !req
378. careful going out.Copy !req
379. is cramps gonna be okay?Copy !req
380. maybe.Copy !req
381. Uh, probably not.Copy !req
382. oh man.Copy !req
383. well, happy birthday.Copy !req
384. thank you.Copy !req
385. gee, Nora.Copy !req
386. I'm really sorryCopy !req
387. Your clown had an aneurysm.Copy !req
388. I'm sorry he had an aneurysmCopy !req
389. While I was dancing with him.Copy !req
390. this is the saddest thingCopy !req
391. I've ever seen.Copy !req
392. poor Nora.Copy !req
393. What a horrible birthday.Copy !req
394. can we go?Copy !req
395. Well, this one saidCopy !req
396. We were only gonna be hereCopy !req
397. 20 minutesCopy !req
398. And it's been an hour.Copy !req
399. I wanna go to our hotel,Copy !req
400. Order room service,Copy !req
401. And get readyCopy !req
402. For webicon tomorrow.Copy !req
403. it's her birthdayCopy !req
404. And she's sobbingCopy !req
405. Into her fireplace.Copy !req
406. her clown had an aneurysm.Copy !req
407. we can't just leave her hereCopy !req
408. All alone.Copy !req
409. I wonderCopy !req
410. Where her parents are.Copy !req
411. yo Nora,Copy !req
412. Where's your mom and dad?Copy !req
413. they took a vacationCopy !req
414. To stanker, wyoming.Copy !req
415. wait.Copy !req
416. You're their only kid,Copy !req
417. And it's your 16th birthday...Copy !req
418. And they picked this weekCopy !req
419. To take a trip to stanker?Copy !req
420. well, they got a good dealCopy !req
421. On the plane fare.Copy !req
422. Usually round-trip ticketsCopy !req
423. To stanker are 300 bucks.Copy !req
424. But they got a super-saver dealCopy !req
425. For only 290.Copy !req
426. They had to snatchCopy !req
427. That opportunity.Copy !req
428. if you just heardCopy !req
429. A loud crack,Copy !req
430. That was my heart breaking.Copy !req
431. Nora, we're really sorryCopy !req
432. That this birthdayCopy !req
433. Isn't goin' so great.Copy !req
434. it's okay.Copy !req
435. I've had worse birthdays.Copy !req
436. dude,Copy !req
437. Your parents abandoned you,Copy !req
438. Nobody showed up to your party,Copy !req
439. And then your clown burpedCopy !req
440. And had an aneurysm.Copy !req
441. No offense, but how could youCopy !req
442. Have had a worse birthday?Copy !req
443. alright,Copy !req
444. I know what we can do.Copy !req
445. go to our hotelCopy !req
446. And pretend this never happened?Copy !req
447. no.Copy !req
448. Nora, you said you toldCopy !req
449. Every kid you knowCopy !req
450. We were coming here,Copy !req
451. But they didn't believeCopy !req
452. We'd show up, right?Copy !req
453. okay, so let's doCopy !req
454. A little iCarly.Copy !req
455. sure.Copy !req
456. how are people gonna knowCopy !req
457. We're on?Copy !req
458. we tweet.Copy !req
459. no way!Copy !req
460. You guys are gonna doCopy !req
461. Icarly live from my house?Copy !req
462. no.Copy !req
463. yes.Copy !req
464. And then people will seeCopy !req
465. We really are hereCopy !req
466. And maybe they'll come.Copy !req
467. oh they will!Copy !req
468. I just know they will!Copy !req
469. This is so exciting!Copy !req
470. I swear I could just...Copy !req
471. I could just...Copy !req
472. Oh, that's bile.Copy !req
473. I think I'm gonna boot.Copy !req
474. spence?Copy !req
475. I don't mean to be rude,Copy !req
476. But I've been sittin' hereCopy !req
477. For two hours doing nothing.Copy !req
478. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
479. you said this would beCopy !req
480. Like camp.Copy !req
481. How long it's gonna take youCopy !req
482. To fix that countertop?Copy !req
483. it's done.Copy !req
484. it is?Copy !req
485. I just applied the lacquer.Copy !req
486. Now, I test it by settingCopy !req
487. This bottle right hereCopy !req
488. On the previously broken corner.Copy !req
489. nice work.Copy !req
490. thanks.Copy !req
491. time for camp?Copy !req
492. yep.Copy !req
493. I was thinkin' we could startCopy !req
494. With...Copy !req
495. maybe you should have waitedCopy !req
496. Longer for it to dry.Copy !req
497. really?Copy !req
498. in 5, 4, 3, 2...Copy !req
499. oh, la la.Copy !req
500. oui, oui.Copy !req
501. Okay, we knowCopy !req
502. This isn't our regular night.Copy !req
503. we're irregular.Copy !req
504. but don't freak out...Copy !req
505. this is still iCarly!Copy !req
506. now if you live in olympia...Copy !req
507. And go to school at...Copy !req
508. ponderosa high school.Copy !req
509. ponderosa high school...Copy !req
510. Then you may knowCopy !req
511. This chick!Copy !req
512. hello, peers.Copy !req
513. I told you guysCopy !req
514. Icarly might come.Copy !req
515. and that's Nora.Copy !req
516. and it's her 16th birthday!Copy !req
517. wooo! 16!Copy !req
518. Now, if Nora invited youCopy !req
519. To this wing-ding...Copy !req
520. And you wanna meetCopy !req
521. Sam, Freddie, and me...Copy !req
522. Then get your buttsCopy !req
523. Over here to Nora's house.Copy !req
524. you can meet my chicken,Copy !req
525. Maurice.Copy !req
526. so come on downCopy !req
527. To Nora's house, people.Copy !req
528. better hurry.Copy !req
529. you already missed the clown.Copy !req
530. you really gotta takeCopy !req
531. The whole countertop off?Copy !req
532. yeah, I told you...Copy !req
533. I need to set it on its sideCopy !req
534. So I can epoxy the cornerCopy !req
535. Back onCopy !req
536. And secure it with clampsCopy !req
537. 'till the epoxy dries.Copy !req
538. and then we get to doCopy !req
539. Camp stuff?Copy !req
540. I promise.Copy !req
541. Now c'mon and help meCopy !req
542. Lift the counter off.Copy !req
543. On "lift."Copy !req
544. 1, 2, 3, lift.Copy !req
545. we did it!Copy !req
546. Gibby.Copy !req
547. hi. Hello. Welcome.Copy !req
548. Enter. Enter.Copy !req
549. Shhhhh, iCarly's happening.Copy !req
550. and now...Copy !req
551. hey. Cleetus.Copy !req
552. You wanna sip a'this hereCopy !req
553. Rut beer?Copy !req
554. hey.Copy !req
555. well, hello there,Copy !req
556. Young farm girl.Copy !req
557. you're a cowboy.Copy !req
558. why, yes'm.Copy !req
559. I surely am that.Copy !req
560. how much did yourCopy !req
561. Sports car cost?Copy !req
562. uh, pardon me?Copy !req
563. this sports car.Copy !req
564. Was he expensive?Copy !req
565. oh, now missy...Copy !req
566. Surely you must have takenCopy !req
567. A handful of idjit pills,Copy !req
568. For this here ain't naryCopy !req
569. A sports car.Copy !req
570. Him's a chicken.Copy !req
571. does he have leather seats?Copy !req
572. uh, no ma'am.Copy !req
573. He's made of feathers.Copy !req
574. does he comeCopy !req
575. With GPS navigation?Copy !req
576. what the...?Copy !req
577. Now listen here, she-dummy!Copy !req
578. This here's the old west.Copy !req
579. Ain't no GPS nava-m'gation doneCopy !req
580. Been invented yet!Copy !req
581. that's my chicken.Copy !req
582. I love that new car smell.Copy !req
583. I will thank you kindlyCopy !req
584. Not to sniff my chicken.Copy !req
585. come on, Gib.Copy !req
586. Just a few more feet.Copy !req
587. man, it's so heavy.Copy !req
588. that's 'causeCopy !req
589. It's made of granite.Copy !req
590. Solid rock.Copy !req
591. Heavy stuff.Copy !req
592. why couldn't we just fixCopy !req
593. The old countertop?Copy !req
594. Gibby!Copy !req
595. Anyway, granite countertopsCopy !req
596. Are better.Copy !req
597. They're real classy.Copy !req
598. we never installedCopy !req
599. Granite countertops at my camp.Copy !req
600. I told you,Copy !req
601. As soon as we get this fixed,Copy !req
602. It's camp time.Copy !req
603. yeah, you tell meCopy !req
604. A lot of things.Copy !req
605. okay, now, let's gentlyCopy !req
606. Set this countertopCopy !req
607. On top of the cabinet.Copy !req
608. all right.Copy !req
609. watch your fingers.Copy !req
610. Lift it, lift it.Copy !req
611. Little more my way, careful.Copy !req
612. okay, back it up, back up.Copy !req
613. right in there, slide it.Copy !req
614. okay.Copy !req
615. perfect.Copy !req
616. that's a nice piece.Copy !req
617. thanks.Copy !req
618. Now all I gotta doCopy !req
619. Is take this drill and...Copy !req
620. Don't cry, don't cry, come on.Copy !req
621. I just wanna go to camp, man.Copy !req
622. hey guys, having fun.Copy !req
623. yeah.Copy !req
624. totally.Copy !req
625. I swear, Nora,Copy !req
626. This may be the best partyCopy !req
627. Of the year.Copy !req
628. really?Copy !req
629. yeah. Thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
630. no... thank you for coming.Copy !req
631. excuse me.Copy !req
632. You guys.Copy !req
633. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
634. This is the best nightCopy !req
635. Of my life.Copy !req
636. I bet.Copy !req
637. that's really nice.Copy !req
638. I'm so excited.Copy !req
639. I could...Copy !req
640. I could just...Copy !req
641. calm down, it's okay.Copy !req
642. No need to vomit.Copy !req
643. I'm okay.Copy !req
644. I started to vomitCopy !req
645. But then I swallowed it.Copy !req
646. hey, Nora,Copy !req
647. You gotta come see this.Copy !req
648. oh, my gosh.Copy !req
649. No one's ever asked meCopy !req
650. To come see anything before.Copy !req
651. well...Copy !req
652. go see it.Copy !req
653. I will. I'm gonna go see it.Copy !req
654. c'mon. 1, 2, 3, 4, lift.Copy !req
655. All right, to the left.Copy !req
656. No, no, no, my left.Copy !req
657. what?Copy !req
658. the other way.Copy !req
659. you said left so I...Copy !req
660. We hit the column.Copy !req
661. I can fix that.Copy !req
662. but it cracked the ceiling.Copy !req
663. I know.Copy !req
664. With a little spackleCopy !req
665. I can just patch...Copy !req
666. yeah. This is just like camp.Copy !req
667. Gibby.Copy !req
668. see you at school.Copy !req
669. oh, it is so coolCopy !req
670. That you got iCarlyCopy !req
671. To come to your party.Copy !req
672. aren't they wonderful?Copy !req
673. yeah.Copy !req
674. Hey, next weekendCopy !req
675. A bunch of us girlsCopy !req
676. Are gonna get mani-pedis,Copy !req
677. You wanna come?Copy !req
678. oh yes.Copy !req
679. I'd love to get both a maniCopy !req
680. And a pedi with girls.Copy !req
681. okay.Copy !req
682. bye.Copy !req
683. Bye.Copy !req
684. you rock, Nora.Copy !req
685. no, we all rock together.Copy !req
686. yeah, okay.Copy !req
687. yeah. Bye.Copy !req
688. Bye.Copy !req
689. bye.Copy !req
690. thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
691. thanks for coming.Copy !req
692. see you, guys. Bye-bye.Copy !req
693. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
694. adios.Copy !req
695. best night ever!Copy !req
696. Thank you!Copy !req
697. okay.Copy !req
698. You're welcome.Copy !req
699. but we're leaving now.Copy !req
700. oh, must you go?Copy !req
701. uh, yeah, we really needCopy !req
702. To get to our hotel.Copy !req
703. uh, where's our luggage?Copy !req
704. oh, I put all your bagsCopy !req
705. Down in the basementCopy !req
706. So no one would grope them.Copy !req
707. Follow me.Copy !req
708. all right.Copy !req
709. who gropes luggage?Copy !req
710. step, step, step, step, step,Copy !req
711. Step, step, step, step, step.Copy !req
712. This is a Yatsabishi 256-trackCopy !req
713. Audio mixing board.Copy !req
714. cool, why don't you use itCopy !req
715. To beam yourself to Jupiter?Copy !req
716. is that necessary?Copy !req
717. I could'a said Uranus.Copy !req
718. why do you have this?Copy !req
719. oh, my dad'sCopy !req
720. In the jingle business.Copy !req
721. Like, you know that fat cakeCopy !req
722. Commercial where they sing...Copy !req
723. I love that jingle.Copy !req
724. your dad wrote that?Copy !req
725. yep.Copy !req
726. Recorded it right in there.Copy !req
727. Go take a look.Copy !req
728. okay.Copy !req
729. I wanna see.Copy !req
730. really?Copy !req
731. cool.Copy !req
732. whoa, cool.Copy !req
733. nice sound booth.Copy !req
734. beyo.Copy !req
735. I'm sorry, Carly,Copy !req
736. I couldn't hear you.Copy !req
737. Again, please?Copy !req
738. I said why'd you closeCopy !req
739. The door?Copy !req
740. Because I can't let you leave.Copy !req
741. locked.Copy !req
742. what do you mean,Copy !req
743. You can't let us leave?Copy !req
744. I mean that tonightCopy !req
745. Was the first time in my lifeCopy !req
746. I was ever popular.Copy !req
747. You're angelsCopy !req
748. That were sent to meCopy !req
749. To change my life.Copy !req
750. I can't let my angels fly away.Copy !req
751. Nora, we have to go.Copy !req
752. mmm-no, I can't letCopy !req
753. That happen.Copy !req
754. okay, I'm calling Spencer.Copy !req
755. Looking for these?Copy !req
756. Sam, stop.Copy !req
757. No!Copy !req
758. You've been doing thatCopy !req
759. For hours.Copy !req
760. it's not gonna break.Copy !req
761. I gotta get outta here, man.Copy !req
762. I feel like I'm backCopy !req
763. In juvie.Copy !req
764. good morning, angels.Copy !req
765. I trust you all slept well.Copy !req
766. no.Copy !req
767. we did not sleep well.Copy !req
768. why not?Copy !req
769. 'cause I had a nightmareCopy !req
770. That a psycho monsterCopy !req
771. Locked me in a cageCopy !req
772. And wouldn't let me leave!Copy !req
773. well, that monsterCopy !req
774. Won't bother you anymore.Copy !req
775. You're safely trappedCopy !req
776. In my sound booth.Copy !req
777. how could she not getCopy !req
778. My metaphor?Copy !req
779. you better let us outta hereCopy !req
780. Or I'll smash my way out!Copy !req
781. oh, silly Sam.Copy !req
782. You can't smash it.Copy !req
783. That's maxi-glass.Copy !req
784. maxi-glass?Copy !req
785. it's a transparentCopy !req
786. Polycarbonate thermoplasticCopy !req
787. That's highly resistant to...Copy !req
788. Whoa?Copy !req
789. you were boring me.Copy !req
790. will you just pleaseCopy !req
791. Let us outta here?Copy !req
792. oh no.Copy !req
793. why not?Copy !req
794. because with youCopy !req
795. As my friends,Copy !req
796. I'm finally popular.Copy !req
797. I can't go backCopy !req
798. To being a lonely nub,Copy !req
799. With only a chicken to talk to.Copy !req
800. y'know Nora,Copy !req
801. If we don't show upCopy !req
802. At webicon this morning,Copy !req
803. People are gonna knowCopy !req
804. Something's wrong.Copy !req
805. yeah, and they're gonna comeCopy !req
806. Lookin' for us.Copy !req
807. no.Copy !req
808. I contacted webiconCopy !req
809. This morning,Copy !req
810. Said I was Carly,Copy !req
811. And canceled your appearance.Copy !req
812. what?Copy !req
813. dude!Copy !req
814. Nora!Copy !req
815. yeah.Copy !req
816. when our familiesCopy !req
817. Don't hear from us,Copy !req
818. They're gonna call the cops.Copy !req
819. yeah, the cops.Copy !req
820. that's right.Copy !req
821. which is why I usedCopy !req
822. Your cell phoneCopy !req
823. To text message your familiesCopy !req
824. And tell themCopy !req
825. Everything's going just fine.Copy !req
826. you did not.Copy !req
827. did too.Copy !req
828. Here, I'll read youCopy !req
829. Their responses.Copy !req
830. Spencer texted back,Copy !req
831. "coolio. Have fun."Copy !req
832. Freddie, your motherCopy !req
833. Texted back,Copy !req
834. "remember to applyCopy !req
835. Your ointment."Copy !req
836. And Sam's mother texted,Copy !req
837. "I finally popped that thingCopy !req
838. On my back."Copy !req
839. wow, she's been squeezin'Copy !req
840. That thing since christmas.Copy !req
841. Gibby!Copy !req
842. Hey, Gibby, wake up!Copy !req
843. Rise and shine,Copy !req
844. Lil' camper!Copy !req
845. mornin'.Copy !req
846. okay.Copy !req
847. So, you wanna hear the scheduleCopy !req
848. For camp Spencer today?Copy !req
849. sure, read it.Copy !req
850. okay.Copy !req
851. We're gonna play some kickball,Copy !req
852. Make some lanyards,Copy !req
853. Do some archery,Copy !req
854. Rewire a light fixture,Copy !req
855. Cook some wieners...Copy !req
856. you saidCopy !req
857. Rewire a light fixture.Copy !req
858. yeah. See I need to...Copy !req
859. you promised we were doneCopy !req
860. With the home improvements.Copy !req
861. we just have to fixCopy !req
862. The stuff we already started.Copy !req
863. See, when we knockedCopy !req
864. The granite countertopCopy !req
865. Into this column,Copy !req
866. We shorted out this switchCopy !req
867. To the light over the island.Copy !req
868. See?Copy !req
869. but I wanna do camp stuff.Copy !req
870. we slept in a tentCopy !req
871. Last night.Copy !req
872. that's not a tent.Copy !req
873. That's a bunch of garbageCopy !req
874. And duct tape.Copy !req
875. you slept like a bunny.Copy !req
876. 'cause I was exhaustedCopy !req
877. From helpin' youCopy !req
878. With all your fix-it projects!Copy !req
879. look, we canCopy !req
880. Stand around here arguingCopy !req
881. About who usfd whoCopy !req
882. As a day laborer,Copy !req
883. Or we can fix this stuffCopy !req
884. And then startCopy !req
885. Doing camp activities.Copy !req
886. okay... As long as you promiseCopy !req
887. That we'll...Copy !req
888. I'll be in the garbage tent.Copy !req
889. so, which photo of myselfCopy !req
890. Do you guys think I should useCopy !req
891. On my splashface page?Copy !req
892. Side-smile, or ponytail?Copy !req
893. I dunno, Nora.Copy !req
894. the one on the left's cute,Copy !req
895. But the one on the rightCopy !req
896. Really capturesCopy !req
897. Your inner insanity.Copy !req
898. you really thinkCopy !req
899. This one makes me look cute?Copy !req
900. dude, if I don't getCopy !req
901. Some food in the next hour,Copy !req
902. I'm gonna eat Freddie.Copy !req
903. get her some food, Nora.Copy !req
904. okay.Copy !req
905. I'll get you guys some food,Copy !req
906. If I can get a little somethingCopy !req
907. From Freddie.Copy !req
908. what?Copy !req
909. a kiss.Copy !req
910. No chance.Copy !req
911. yes.Copy !req
912. when she opens the door,Copy !req
913. We can beat her downCopy !req
914. And get outta here.Copy !req
915. um, that room is filledCopy !req
916. With microphones,Copy !req
917. And I don't wantCopy !req
918. To be beaten down.Copy !req
919. So, I'll just kiss FreddieCopy !req
920. Through the glass.Copy !req
921. not happening.Copy !req
922. then no food for the icarlys.Copy !req
923. just put your lipsCopy !req
924. On the glass.Copy !req
925. are you serious?Copy !req
926. I'm hungry.Copy !req
927. me too,Copy !req
928. But I'm not gonna just putCopy !req
929. My lips up...Copy !req
930. come on.Copy !req
931. oh, no, Sam. Oh, come on.Copy !req
932. pucker up.Copy !req
933. come and get it, Nora.Copy !req
934. oh I will. I will get it.Copy !req
935. no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
936. c'mon. Slide 'em around.Copy !req
937. this is so romantic.Copy !req
938. all the way.Copy !req
939. Gibby.Copy !req
940. I'm gettin' it.Copy !req
941. mom, what are you guysCopy !req
942. Doin' here?Copy !req
943. your little brotherCopy !req
944. Misses you.Copy !req
945. oh, you do?Copy !req
946. how's camp Spencer?Copy !req
947. I dunno.Copy !req
948. Better than sittin' home,Copy !req
949. I guess.Copy !req
950. well, can guppyCopy !req
951. Stay with you guys,Copy !req
952. Just for tonight?Copy !req
953. mom...Copy !req
954. he really wants to playCopy !req
955. With you.Copy !req
956. okay.Copy !req
957. yay. You be sweetCopy !req
958. And do everythingCopy !req
959. Your brother says, okay?Copy !req
960. yes, you can take offCopy !req
961. Your shirt.Copy !req
962. whip it off, kid.Copy !req
963. bye, boys.Copy !req
964. you don't wanna sayCopy !req
965. Hey to Spencer?Copy !req
966. no.Copy !req
967. okay, gup.Copy !req
968. Go wait over there.Copy !req
969. I gotta hit the loo.Copy !req
970. Gibby, I foundCopy !req
971. The measuring tape.Copy !req
972. Who was at the door?Copy !req
973. And what did they do to you?Copy !req
974. pretty decent chinese food,Copy !req
975. Right?Copy !req
976. yeah.Copy !req
977. sure.Copy !req
978. it's all right.Copy !req
979. I didn't order anythingCopy !req
980. With chickenCopy !req
981. Out of respect for maurice.Copy !req
982. It's pork!Copy !req
983. This is so grand.Copy !req
984. Just four pals and a chicken...Copy !req
985. Hanging... Chewing... Relating...Copy !req
986. it's like that.Copy !req
987. you've been gnawingCopy !req
988. On that duck boneCopy !req
989. For 10 minutes.Copy !req
990. you're a duck bone.Copy !req
991. we've got to get outta here.Copy !req
992. but how?Copy !req
993. hey Nora...Copy !req
994. yeah, what's up, carls?Copy !req
995. can I please haveCopy !req
996. Some hot mustardCopy !req
997. For my egg roll?Copy !req
998. well, sure.Copy !req
999. That's the kinda thingCopy !req
1000. Friends do for each otherCopy !req
1001. So I'd be happy to.Copy !req
1002. thanks.Copy !req
1003. let us outta here!Copy !req
1004. Let us out! Let us out!Copy !req
1005. Ah! Ah! Release me!Copy !req
1006. let us out.Copy !req
1007. Let us out.Copy !req
1008. no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1009. I gave you the hot mustard!Copy !req
1010. nice try.Copy !req
1011. yeah yeah.Copy !req
1012. say guys!Copy !req
1013. I have some cool stuffCopy !req
1014. I want to show you all.Copy !req
1015. Wait here, okay?Copy !req
1016. Not that you have any choice.Copy !req
1017. Giggle.Copy !req
1018. what are you doing?Copy !req
1019. pickin' this lock.Copy !req
1020. with a duck bone?Copy !req
1021. yeah, I was chewin' on itCopy !req
1022. To make the end sharp.Copy !req
1023. Although I did enjoy the marrow.Copy !req
1024. I don't think you can pickCopy !req
1025. A lock with a duck bone.Copy !req
1026. I've picked locks with less.Copy !req
1027. we're out!Copy !req
1028. run!Copy !req
1029. go, go, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1030. well, that was a fineCopy !req
1031. Howdy-do.Copy !req
1032. I come down here all excitedCopy !req
1033. To show you guysCopy !req
1034. My richard nixon maskCopy !req
1035. And my medieval hatchet,Copy !req
1036. And I catch youCopy !req
1037. Trying to run away.Copy !req
1038. Oh, I can't stay madCopy !req
1039. At you guys.Copy !req
1040. Sing with me.Copy !req
1041. sing it.Copy !req
1042. Here, I'll turn up my volume.Copy !req
1043. Why did Nora leaveCopy !req
1044. The stupid microphone on?Copy !req
1045. Hey, friends!Copy !req
1046. Who missed me?Copy !req
1047. you left the mic onCopy !req
1048. With the volume up.Copy !req
1049. your chicken blewCopy !req
1050. Our ear drums out!Copy !req
1051. sorry, I was upstairsCopy !req
1052. Microwaving this food pocket.Copy !req
1053. You know my dadCopy !req
1054. Wrote their jingle.Copy !req
1055. Oh, I just burned the snotCopy !req
1056. Outta my mouth!Copy !req
1057. I forgot, you're supposedCopy !req
1058. To let a food pocketCopy !req
1059. Sit for two minutesCopy !req
1060. Before you eat it.Copy !req
1061. Nora.Copy !req
1062. Y'know our friend Gibby?Copy !req
1063. sure.Copy !req
1064. I've seen you guysCopy !req
1065. Humiliate himCopy !req
1066. On iCarly many a'time.Copy !req
1067. right, well, uh, see,Copy !req
1068. Tomorrow's his birthday,Copy !req
1069. And we promised we'd send himCopy !req
1070. A special birthday videoCopy !req
1071. From webicon.Copy !req
1072. we did?Copy !req
1073. yes we did.Copy !req
1074. So, would it be okayCopy !req
1075. If we made a videoCopy !req
1076. And sent it to him?Copy !req
1077. all right.Copy !req
1078. You can make a videoCopy !req
1079. But no tricks.Copy !req
1080. I'll be watchingCopy !req
1081. Your every move.Copy !req
1082. no tricks.Copy !req
1083. Where's your camera?Copy !req
1084. upstairs.Copy !req
1085. Freddie left his cameraCopy !req
1086. Upstairs.Copy !req
1087. Could you get it for us?Copy !req
1088. okay. Back in a blintz.Copy !req
1089. Ah! Still hot! Man!Copy !req
1090. Jim gaffigan was right!Copy !req
1091. My palate is blistering.Copy !req
1092. Gibby's birthdayCopy !req
1093. Was five months ago.Copy !req
1094. I know. I have a plan.Copy !req
1095. that's it, maurice!Copy !req
1096. when I get outta hereCopy !req
1097. It's you, me,Copy !req
1098. And a bottle of barbecue sauce!Copy !req
1099. hey Spencer.Copy !req
1100. Spence?Copy !req
1101. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1102. Oh, a note.Copy !req
1103. "Gibby and guppy."Copy !req
1104. Shirt down.Copy !req
1105. "went to buy suppliesCopy !req
1106. "to fix kitchen.Copy !req
1107. "if you want breakfast,Copy !req
1108. "there's food pocketsCopy !req
1109. "in the freezer.Copy !req
1110. "after you microwave them,Copy !req
1111. "be sure to wait two minutesCopy !req
1112. "before eating.Copy !req
1113. I cannot stress that enough."Copy !req
1114. Okay, gup...Copy !req
1115. You get the food pocketsCopy !req
1116. Out of the freezer,Copy !req
1117. I'm gonna check my email.Copy !req
1118. Hey! Happy birthday messageCopy !req
1119. From Carly, Sam, and Freddie!Copy !req
1120. Nice.Copy !req
1121. Wait, it's not my birthday.Copy !req
1122. Happy birthday Gibby!Copy !req
1123. Sorry we can't be with youCopy !req
1124. On your special day.Copy !req
1125. but at least you gotCopy !req
1126. To spend the 4th of JulyCopy !req
1127. With us.Copy !req
1128. yeah, we're always togetherCopy !req
1129. Every 4th of July.Copy !req
1130. every fourth.Copy !req
1131. word!Copy !req
1132. every fourth.Copy !req
1133. word!Copy !req
1134. and now,Copy !req
1135. Here's our birthday messageCopy !req
1136. To you...Copy !req
1137. Which starts now.Copy !req
1138. have the greatest birthday.Copy !req
1139. go crazy.Copy !req
1140. kiss your pretty girl.Copy !req
1141. sorry, we're still trappedCopy !req
1142. At webicon.Copy !req
1143. forgive us.Copy !req
1144. have fun.Copy !req
1145. and please make sureCopy !req
1146. You save some cake for us.Copy !req
1147. happy birthday!Copy !req
1148. happy birthday!Copy !req
1149. you knowCopy !req
1150. It's not my birthday.Copy !req
1151. There's somethin' suspiciousCopy !req
1152. Goin' on.Copy !req
1153. every fourth.Copy !req
1154. word.Copy !req
1155. every fourth.Copy !req
1156. word.Copy !req
1157. every fourth. Word.Copy !req
1158. every fourth. Word.Copy !req
1159. okay, Sam, your turn.Copy !req
1160. Give me a noun.Copy !req
1161. blood.Copy !req
1162. okay.Copy !req
1163. Now Freddie,Copy !req
1164. You supply an adjective.Copy !req
1165. psychotic.Copy !req
1166. oh, good one.Copy !req
1167. And Carly, a verb.Copy !req
1168. choke.Copy !req
1169. well, you've already usedCopy !req
1170. Choke three times, but okay.Copy !req
1171. Oh, mad libs are endless fun.Copy !req
1172. oh man.Copy !req
1173. Gup, check out what it saysCopy !req
1174. If I play every fourth word.Copy !req
1175. the...Copy !req
1176. crazy...Copy !req
1177. girl...Copy !req
1178. trapped...Copy !req
1179. us...Copy !req
1180. please...Copy !req
1181. save...Copy !req
1182. us.Copy !req
1183. "the crazy girl trapped us,Copy !req
1184. Please save us."Copy !req
1185. We gotta catch a trainCopy !req
1186. To olympia!Copy !req
1187. happy birthday.Copy !req
1188. c'mon!Copy !req
1189. Okay, just stay backCopy !req
1190. And let me do the talkin'.Copy !req
1191. happy birthday!Copy !req
1192. dude, you knowCopy !req
1193. It's not my birthday.Copy !req
1194. They just sent me that messageCopy !req
1195. To let me know that...Copy !req
1196. may I help you?Copy !req
1197. Yeah. My name is Gibby.Copy !req
1198. oh yes.Copy !req
1199. I recognize youCopy !req
1200. From your appearancesCopy !req
1201. On iCarly.Copy !req
1202. Thanks.Copy !req
1203. The show's a lotta fun.Copy !req
1204. Anyway, I was wonderin'.Copy !req
1205. Do you have Carly, Sam,Copy !req
1206. And Freddie trapped here?Copy !req
1207. no. Good day.Copy !req
1208. Wait.Copy !req
1209. Are you sure they're not here?Copy !req
1210. yes.Copy !req
1211. There's no one in my basement.Copy !req
1212. I didn't say anythingCopy !req
1213. About your basement.Copy !req
1214. no one sees the wizard.Copy !req
1215. okay. No problem.Copy !req
1216. I'll just... Go away.Copy !req
1217. get outta my house!Copy !req
1218. where are my friends?Copy !req
1219. happy birthday!Copy !req
1220. why is Nora screaming?Copy !req
1221. where are my friends?Copy !req
1222. is that Gibby?Copy !req
1223. Gibby! Gibby!Copy !req
1224. Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!Copy !req
1225. Gibby! Gibby!Copy !req
1226. go Gibby!Copy !req
1227. Gibby! Gibby! Gibby!Copy !req
1228. it is Gibby!Copy !req
1229. get her, Gib!Copy !req
1230. kick her butt, Gibby!Copy !req
1231. Gibby!Copy !req
1232. Gibby, come on Gibby.Copy !req
1233. come on.Copy !req
1234. come on. Come on.Copy !req
1235. punchy freak!Copy !req
1236. kick her butt, Gibby.Copy !req
1237. help me, maurice!Copy !req
1238. come on.Copy !req
1239. Gibby, come on, please.Copy !req
1240. Get up. Get up, Gibby.Copy !req
1241. Get up, get up, get up.Copy !req
1242. Get up. Gibby. Come on. Gibby.Copy !req
1243. come on, Gibby.Copy !req
1244. take her down...Copy !req
1245. that's right. Do it.Copy !req
1246. do what she did to you.Copy !req
1247. take her down.Copy !req
1248. you can take her.Copy !req
1249. come on. You can do it.Copy !req
1250. come on. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1251. Gibby, come on. Get up.Copy !req
1252. You can do it. You can do it.Copy !req
1253. it's guppy.Copy !req
1254. why is Gibby's littleCopy !req
1255. Brother here?Copy !req
1256. I dunno!Copy !req
1257. guppy... guppy, come here...Copy !req
1258. Bring those over here.Copy !req
1259. Guppy, come here, come here,Copy !req
1260. Come here...Copy !req
1261. On the hole right there.Copy !req
1262. Come on.Copy !req
1263. great job, buddy.Copy !req
1264. Gibby!Copy !req
1265. Gibby get up!Copy !req
1266. It's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
1267. how'd you get out?Copy !req
1268. come here.Copy !req
1269. let me go!Copy !req
1270. This is not how friends behave!Copy !req
1271. oh... Getting... Sleepy...Copy !req
1272. Feeling...Copy !req
1273. good to see ya, Gib.Copy !req
1274. happy birthday!Copy !req
1275. thanks buddy.Copy !req
1276. oh, Gibby.Copy !req
1277. You did it.Copy !req
1278. I can't believeCopy !req
1279. You were able to...Copy !req
1280. The champion is Gibby.Copy !req
1281. now this feels like camp.Copy !req
1282. see?Copy !req
1283. hey, you really didCopy !req
1284. A nice jobCopy !req
1285. Fixing the countertop.Copy !req
1286. easy, sarcastic.Copy !req
1287. I've already booked a dudeCopy !req
1288. To come fix everything.Copy !req
1289. good.Copy !req
1290. so this Nora girl,Copy !req
1291. What she look like?Copy !req
1292. here.Copy !req
1293. why's she sleepingCopy !req
1294. On the floor?Copy !req
1295. she's unconscious.Copy !req
1296. you did the vulcanCopy !req
1297. Squeezy thing?Copy !req
1298. what's that on her stomach?Copy !req
1299. a chicken.Copy !req
1300. maybe we shouldn't haveCopy !req
1301. Called the cops on Nora.Copy !req
1302. she kidnapped us.Copy !req
1303. But she just wanted friends.Copy !req
1304. She bought us chinese food.Copy !req
1305. she'll have plentyCopy !req
1306. Of friends in prison.Copy !req
1307. yeah, but those aren'tCopy !req
1308. Quality friends.Copy !req
1309. good idea.Copy !req
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