1. - A little mayo,Copy !req
2. some mus-tard,Copy !req
3. some turkey breast-is...Copy !req
4. Slice of tomato,Copy !req
5. little icebergCopy !req
6. off the port bow.Copy !req
7. Back off, jerk!Copy !req
8. Carly! Where's the flyswatter?Copy !req
9. I threw it away.Copy !req
10. - Why?Copy !req
11. Because it's not niceCopy !req
12. to kill things.Copy !req
13. - Oh yeah,Copy !req
14. I guess you're right.Copy !req
15. I'm gonna kill you so hard.Copy !req
16. What are you doing?Copy !req
17. - Nothing!Copy !req
18. Just reading the Bible.Copy !req
19. This Pharaoh guy is reallyCopy !req
20. giving Moses a hard time!Copy !req
21. Oh, you want to rest thereCopy !req
22. for a minute, Mr. Fly?Copy !req
23. Okay, that's cool.Copy !req
24. It's a comfy countertop,Copy !req
25. isn't it?Copy !req
26. Don't mind me.Copy !req
27. I'm not going to kill youCopy !req
28. with an umbrella or anything.Copy !req
29. It's just that today's weatherCopy !req
30. forecast calls for death!Copy !req
31. Aw, dang it!Copy !req
32. You made me breakCopy !req
33. the countertop!Copy !req
34. - What happened?Copy !req
35. - What was that noise?Copy !req
36. - I don't know.Copy !req
37. I was reading this Bible.Copy !req
38. - This is a Mexican cookbook.Copy !req
39. - We can still learn from it.Copy !req
40. - How did the counterCopy !req
41. get broken?Copy !req
42. - Some lady came and—Copy !req
43. - You were tryingCopy !req
44. to kill the fly!Copy !req
45. - Flies like to die.Copy !req
46. - Ahh.Copy !req
47. - Ahh.Copy !req
48. - Hello! Can I come in?Copy !req
49. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
50. - Freddie!Copy !req
51. - Hey, what's up?Copy !req
52. - Guess what's in this box.Copy !req
53. - Donuts?Copy !req
54. - No.Copy !req
55. - Muffins?Copy !req
56. - No.Copy !req
57. - Corndogs?Copy !req
58. - No.Copy !req
59. - Chocolate?Copy !req
60. - No. No, it's not food.Copy !req
61. - Then who cares?Copy !req
62. - What's in the box?Copy !req
63. - Oh, just some photos.Copy !req
64. - Of donuts?Copy !req
65. - No!Copy !req
66. Me.Copy !req
67. What?Copy !req
68. - It's just a funny pose.Copy !req
69. - It's a natural pose.Copy !req
70. - Of course it is.Copy !req
71. I do this all the time,Copy !req
72. don't you, Carls?Copy !req
73. - Totally.Copy !req
74. I find it both naturalCopy !req
75. and not stupid-looking.Copy !req
76. - Say girls,Copy !req
77. how do your chins feel?Copy !req
78. - Mine's warm.Copy !req
79. - Mine's firm.Copy !req
80. - Oh!Copy !req
81. - All right, enough!Copy !req
82. - Why do you have a billionCopy !req
83. pictures of yourself?Copy !req
84. - Just a thousand.Copy !req
85. And they're for meCopy !req
86. to autograph at Webicon.Copy !req
87. - Your mom's gonna let you comeCopy !req
88. with me and Sam?Copy !req
89. - My mom doesn'tCopy !req
90. control me anymore.Copy !req
91. - Did she say you have to sitCopy !req
92. by the emergency exitCopy !req
93. on the train?Copy !req
94. - Yes.Copy !req
95. - And text message herCopy !req
96. five times a day?Copy !req
97. - No.Copy !req
98. - Six?Copy !req
99. - Maybe.Copy !req
100. - You know, I read thatCopy !req
101. this year's WebiconCopy !req
102. is gonna be twiceCopy !req
103. as big as last year's.Copy !req
104. - Another reasonCopy !req
105. I don't want to go.Copy !req
106. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
107. - Everyone who's anyoneCopy !req
108. in the web's gonna be there.Copy !req
109. - Yeah, but most of them areCopy !req
110. nerds and losers and stub rags.Copy !req
111. It's likeCopy !req
112. a Benson family reunion.Copy !req
113. - You know,Copy !req
114. I'd be more offendedCopy !req
115. if I knew what a stub rag was.Copy !req
116. - Oh! She stuck her tongueCopy !req
117. in my ear!Copy !req
118. - Yeah, lucky you.Copy !req
119. - Oh, man,Copy !req
120. I thought I killed you!Copy !req
121. - Spencer!Copy !req
122. - He's a fly!Copy !req
123. Why shouldn't I try to—Copy !req
124. mm.Copy !req
125. - Uh, it's on your —Copy !req
126. - I know. Shhh!Copy !req
127. Got him!Copy !req
128. - You didn't get him.Copy !req
129. - Oh, no?Copy !req
130. Well, then look at the—Copy !req
131. oh!Copy !req
132. Stub rag!Copy !req
133. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
134. - Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
135. - Checking the "iCarly" e-mail.Copy !req
136. - Anything good?Copy !req
137. - Yeah. Here's a fun one.Copy !req
138. "Hey, guys, I love watchingCopy !req
139. 'iCarly,' but my mom saysCopy !req
140. Sam's a bad role model."Copy !req
141. - Smart mom.Copy !req
142. - I know, right?Copy !req
143. - Hey, toss meCopy !req
144. my red thumb drive.Copy !req
145. Thanks.Copy !req
146. - What are you doing?Copy !req
147. - Pre-packing for Webicon.Copy !req
148. - Ugh.Copy !req
149. - Don't you guys loveCopy !req
150. how travel-size bottlesCopy !req
151. make you feel like a giant?Copy !req
152. Grrr, shampoo! Rrrr, mouthwash!Copy !req
153. Errrr, ahh, ahh!Copy !req
154. - Yeah, add that to the list.Copy !req
155. - Of what?Copy !req
156. - Reasons why you don't haveCopy !req
157. a lot of friends.Copy !req
158. - Ooh, here's an emailCopy !req
159. from a fan.Copy !req
160. - Play it.Copy !req
161. - How do I put it upCopy !req
162. on the monitor?Copy !req
163. - Command-J.Copy !req
164. - Command-J.Copy !req
165. - Hello, "iCarly."Copy !req
166. I mean, I doubtCopy !req
167. you're really watching this,Copy !req
168. because you guys probablyCopy !req
169. get a gajillion emails a day.Copy !req
170. But if you are seeing this,Copy !req
171. "iCarly" is my life.Copy !req
172. - I see a girlfriendCopy !req
173. for Freddie!Copy !req
174. - My name is Nora Dirschlet.Copy !req
175. - Dirschlet?Copy !req
176. That's not funny.Copy !req
177. - Okay. This FridayCopy !req
178. is my 16th birthday,Copy !req
179. and I heard that "iCarly"Copy !req
180. is gonna be at WebiconCopy !req
181. this weekend,Copy !req
182. which is only 15 minutesCopy !req
183. from my house.Copy !req
184. So I was wondering if you guysCopy !req
185. would come to my sweetCopy !req
186. sixteen birthday party.Copy !req
187. - Will you delete this?Copy !req
188. - Don't be mean. Watch.Copy !req
189. - Last year when I turned 15,Copy !req
190. I had a party,Copy !req
191. but nobody showed up.Copy !req
192. Anyways, I was thinkingCopy !req
193. if the iCarly gangCopy !req
194. comes to my party,Copy !req
195. maybe other kids would come,Copy !req
196. since you guys are allCopy !req
197. cool and popular.Copy !req
198. - This is so sad.Copy !req
199. - Should we go?Copy !req
200. - Yeah!Copy !req
201. - What?Copy !req
202. I don't want to goCopy !req
203. to Nora Dirschlet'sCopy !req
204. lame birthday party!Copy !req
205. - That girl has a sad life!Copy !req
206. - So does Freddie.Copy !req
207. We can't fix the world!Copy !req
208. - Shh.Copy !req
209. - It could beCopy !req
210. a really fun party.Copy !req
211. There's gonna be games...Copy !req
212. - Gross!Copy !req
213. - And karaoke...Copy !req
214. - Lame!Copy !req
215. - And a clown...Copy !req
216. - Oy!Copy !req
217. - And a bigCopy !req
218. chocolate fountain.Copy !req
219. - I say we go.Copy !req
220. - Aren't there professionalsCopy !req
221. that fix countertops?Copy !req
222. - Excuse me, I am a sculptor.Copy !req
223. I think I can fixCopy !req
224. a little broken countertop.Copy !req
225. Ow! Owie!Copy !req
226. - Just call a dude.Copy !req
227. - I am a dude.Copy !req
228. - A real dude.Copy !req
229. - Dude!Copy !req
230. - Hey, Sam's mom here yet?Copy !req
231. - No, they're lateCopy !req
232. 'cause she was bleachingCopy !req
233. her moustache.Copy !req
234. Sam's gonna text meCopy !req
235. when they drive up.Copy !req
236. Are you sure you don't wantCopy !req
237. to come to Webicon with us?Copy !req
238. - You know, I so would,Copy !req
239. but I so don't want to.Copy !req
240. - Hey look, I typed upCopy !req
241. a complete itineraryCopy !req
242. for our whole trip.Copy !req
243. - You're so your mother.Copy !req
244. - Don't be vicious!Copy !req
245. Okay, the trainCopy !req
246. gets into Olympia at 7:07.Copy !req
247. We take a cab to Nora's house,Copy !req
248. arriving there by 7:26,Copy !req
249. party until 7:45,Copy !req
250. and cab it back to the hotel,Copy !req
251. getting there by 8:05.Copy !req
252. Then we check into—Copy !req
253. - When do we goCopy !req
254. to the bathroom?Copy !req
255. - That is up to your bladder.Copy !req
256. - Do girls have bladders?Copy !req
257. - No. We store pee in our feet.Copy !req
258. - Don't joke about urine!Copy !req
259. - Sorry.Copy !req
260. Sam's here.Copy !req
261. - To Webicon!Copy !req
262. - Whoo!Copy !req
263. - Just a moment!Copy !req
264. Gibster!Copy !req
265. What up, little weirdo?Copy !req
266. - Not much. Carly here?Copy !req
267. - No.Copy !req
268. She just left with FreddieCopy !req
269. and Sam for Webicon.Copy !req
270. You can catch themCopy !req
271. if you hurry down—Copy !req
272. - No.Copy !req
273. I don't need to catch them.Copy !req
274. I just wanted to returnCopy !req
275. this sleeping bag.Copy !req
276. I don't need it anymore.Copy !req
277. You should probably wash that.Copy !req
278. - Don't you need that for camp?Copy !req
279. - No.Copy !req
280. I just found out I'm too oldCopy !req
281. for camp.Copy !req
282. - Too old?Copy !req
283. - Yeah, once you turn 15,Copy !req
284. they won't let you go anymore.Copy !req
285. - Aww.Copy !req
286. Well, I know how you feel.Copy !req
287. I remember when they saidCopy !req
288. I wasn't allowedCopy !req
289. to go to camp anymore.Copy !req
290. - Because you were too old?Copy !req
291. - No...Copy !req
292. So if you can't go to camp,Copy !req
293. what are you gonna do?Copy !req
294. - I don't know.Copy !req
295. Sit home.Copy !req
296. Take a bath.Copy !req
297. Watch rerunsCopy !req
298. of "Diff'rent Strokes."Copy !req
299. - Hey, how would you likeCopy !req
300. to go to campCopy !req
301. right here in this apartment?Copy !req
302. - What you talkin' about,Copy !req
303. Spencer?Copy !req
304. - I'm going to call your momCopy !req
305. and tell her you can comeCopy !req
306. to Camp Spencer right hereCopy !req
307. for the next few days.Copy !req
308. What do you say to that?Copy !req
309. - I say, dynomite!Copy !req
310. - You watch a lotCopy !req
311. of classic TV.Copy !req
312. - What do you mean?Copy !req
313. - Ah.Copy !req
314. - Oh.Copy !req
315. - Check it.Copy !req
316. - Yeah, looks like a rockin'Copy !req
317. sweet 16 party.Copy !req
318. - Can you improveCopy !req
319. your attitude?Copy !req
320. - Maybe, with some kind ofCopy !req
321. medication my mom can't afford.Copy !req
322. - No way!Copy !req
323. "iCarly?"Copy !req
324. - Happy Birthday!Copy !req
325. - Feliz Navidad!Copy !req
326. - I can't believe you guysCopy !req
327. really came! I'm Nora.Copy !req
328. - Hey, I'm Carly,Copy !req
329. and this is—Copy !req
330. - Yeah,Copy !req
331. I know who you guys are.Copy !req
332. Enter, enter!Copy !req
333. - Thanks.Copy !req
334. - You can put your bags there.Copy !req
335. - Here? Okay.Copy !req
336. - All right. Hi.Copy !req
337. - My suitcase is weird.Copy !req
338. It doesn't work very well.Copy !req
339. - So where's everybody else?Copy !req
340. - I don't know.Copy !req
341. I told everyone at my schoolCopy !req
342. local youth group that ICopy !req
343. invited the "iCarly" kids,Copy !req
344. but I guess they didn't thinkCopy !req
345. you'd really come.Copy !req
346. - Oh, well, maybe some of themCopy !req
347. will show up soon.Copy !req
348. - I don't know.Copy !req
349. - Anyway...Copy !req
350. so I see the clown's here.Copy !req
351. - Yay, a clown.Copy !req
352. - Yeah, he's 87 years old,Copy !req
353. and his name is Cramps.Copy !req
354. - Hey, Cramps, what's up?Copy !req
355. - What's up, Cramps.Copy !req
356. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
357. - Oh, and here,Copy !req
358. I'll put on some music.Copy !req
359. Ooh.Copy !req
360. Here's a tasty tape.Copy !req
361. - Tape?Copy !req
362. - Oh, no.Copy !req
363. I... no.Copy !req
364. - Dance me.Copy !req
365. - Come in!Copy !req
366. - Hello, fellow camper!Copy !req
367. - Hey, Gib. Where's your mom?Copy !req
368. - She dropped me off.Copy !req
369. - She didn't want to come upCopy !req
370. and see me?Copy !req
371. - Nope.Copy !req
372. - Okay. Whoa! Nice lanyard.Copy !req
373. - Thanks.Copy !req
374. I made it at camp last year.Copy !req
375. - Shut up!Copy !req
376. - True chiz.Copy !req
377. - Awesome!Copy !req
378. - So, what's ourCopy !req
379. first camp activity?Copy !req
380. - I was gonna plan some stuff,Copy !req
381. but then I got stuck workingCopy !req
382. on this countertop all day,Copy !req
383. and it's still not fixed.Copy !req
384. - No problem. Let's fixCopy !req
385. the countertop together,Copy !req
386. then start camp.Copy !req
387. - Who's awesome?Copy !req
388. - Gibby!Copy !req
389. - Yeah!Copy !req
390. - Possible dead clownCopy !req
391. at 4286 Longleaf Drive.Copy !req
392. - Is Cramps gonna be okay?Copy !req
393. - Maybe.Copy !req
394. Probably not.Copy !req
395. - Aww.Copy !req
396. - Wow.Copy !req
397. - Well, happy birthday!Copy !req
398. - Thank you.Copy !req
399. - Gee, Nora, I'm really sorryCopy !req
400. your clown had an aneurysm.Copy !req
401. - I'm sorry he had an aneurysmCopy !req
402. while I was dancing with him.Copy !req
403. - This is the saddest thingCopy !req
404. I've ever seen.Copy !req
405. - Poor Nora.Copy !req
406. What a horrible birthday.Copy !req
407. - Can we go?Copy !req
408. Well, this one said we wereCopy !req
409. only gonna be here 20 minutes,Copy !req
410. and it's been an hour!Copy !req
411. I want to go to our hotel,Copy !req
412. order room service, and getCopy !req
413. ready for Webicon tomorrow.Copy !req
414. - It's her birthday, and she'sCopy !req
415. sobbing into her fireplace.Copy !req
416. - Her clown had an aneurysm.Copy !req
417. - We can't just leave herCopy !req
418. here all alone.Copy !req
419. - I wonder whereCopy !req
420. her parents are.Copy !req
421. - Yo, Nora,Copy !req
422. where's your mom and dad?Copy !req
423. - They took a vacationCopy !req
424. to Stanker, Wyoming.Copy !req
425. - Wait, you're their only kid,Copy !req
426. and it's your 16th birthday?Copy !req
427. - And they picked this weekCopy !req
428. to take a trip to Stanker?Copy !req
429. - Well, they got a good dealCopy !req
430. on the plane fare.Copy !req
431. Usually round trip ticketsCopy !req
432. to StankerCopy !req
433. are 300 bucks,Copy !req
434. but they got a super saver dealCopy !req
435. for only 290.Copy !req
436. They had to snatchCopy !req
437. that opportunity.Copy !req
438. - If you just heardCopy !req
439. a loud crack,Copy !req
440. that was my heart breaking.Copy !req
441. - Nora, we're really sorryCopy !req
442. that this birthdayCopy !req
443. isn't going so great.Copy !req
444. - It's okay,Copy !req
445. I've had worse birthdays.Copy !req
446. - Dude,Copy !req
447. your parents abandoned you,Copy !req
448. nobody showed up to your party,Copy !req
449. and then your clown burpedCopy !req
450. and had an aneurysm.Copy !req
451. No offense, but how could youCopy !req
452. have had a worse birthday?Copy !req
453. - All right,Copy !req
454. I know what we can do.Copy !req
455. - Go to our hotel and pretendCopy !req
456. this never happened?Copy !req
457. - No!Copy !req
458. Nora, you said you toldCopy !req
459. every kid you knowCopy !req
460. we were coming here,Copy !req
461. but they didn't believeCopy !req
462. we'd show up, right?Copy !req
463. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
464. - Okay.Copy !req
465. So let's do a little "iCarly."Copy !req
466. - Sure.Copy !req
467. - How are people gonna knowCopy !req
468. we're on?Copy !req
469. - We tweet.Copy !req
470. - No way!Copy !req
471. You guys are going to doCopy !req
472. "iCarly" live from my house?Copy !req
473. - No.Copy !req
474. - Yes. And then people will seeCopy !req
475. we really are here,Copy !req
476. and maybe they'll come.Copy !req
477. - Oh, they will.Copy !req
478. I just know they will!Copy !req
479. This is so exciting.Copy !req
480. I swear!Copy !req
481. I could just...Copy !req
482. I could just...Copy !req
483. oh, that's bile!Copy !req
484. I think I'm gonna boot!Copy !req
485. - Spence?Copy !req
486. I don't mean to be rude,Copy !req
487. but I've been sitting hereCopy !req
488. for two hoursCopy !req
489. doing nothing!Copy !req
490. - I know! I'm sorry.Copy !req
491. - You said this would beCopy !req
492. like camp!Copy !req
493. How long is it gonna take youCopy !req
494. to fix that countertop?Copy !req
495. - It's done.Copy !req
496. - It is?Copy !req
497. - I just applied the lacquer,Copy !req
498. now I test itCopy !req
499. by setting this bottleCopy !req
500. right hereCopy !req
501. on the previouslyCopy !req
502. broken corner.Copy !req
503. - Nice work!Copy !req
504. - Thanks!Copy !req
505. - Time for camp?Copy !req
506. - Yep.Copy !req
507. I was thinking we couldCopy !req
508. start with—oh!Copy !req
509. - Maybe you should have waitedCopy !req
510. longer for it to dry.Copy !req
511. - Really?Copy !req
512. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
513. Supreez de supreez!Copy !req
514. Woohoo!Copy !req
515. - Ooh la la!Copy !req
516. - Oui oui!Copy !req
517. Okay, we know this isn'tCopy !req
518. our regular night.Copy !req
519. - We're irregular.Copy !req
520. - But don't freak out.Copy !req
521. This is still "iCarly"!Copy !req
522. - Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
523. - Now, if you liveCopy !req
524. in Olympia...Copy !req
525. - And go to school at...Copy !req
526. - Ponderosa High School.Copy !req
527. - Ponderosa High School...Copy !req
528. - Then you may know this chick!Copy !req
529. - Hello, peers!Copy !req
530. I told you guysCopy !req
531. "iCarly" might come!Copy !req
532. - That's Nora.Copy !req
533. - And it's her 16th birthday!Copy !req
534. - Whoo! 16!Copy !req
535. Now, if Nora invited youCopy !req
536. to this wingding...Copy !req
537. - And you want to meet Sam,Copy !req
538. Freddie, and me...Copy !req
539. - Then get your buttsCopy !req
540. over here to Nora's house!Copy !req
541. - You can meet my chicken,Copy !req
542. Maurice!Copy !req
543. - So come on downCopy !req
544. to Nora's house, people.Copy !req
545. - Better hurry.Copy !req
546. - You already missed a clown!Copy !req
547. - You've really got to takeCopy !req
548. the whole countertop off?Copy !req
549. - Yeah! I told you.Copy !req
550. I need to set it on its sideCopy !req
551. so I can epoxyCopy !req
552. the corner back onCopy !req
553. and secure it with clampsCopy !req
554. until the epoxy dries.Copy !req
555. - And then we getCopy !req
556. to do camp stuff?Copy !req
557. - I promise!Copy !req
558. Now, come on and help me liftCopy !req
559. the counter off.Copy !req
560. On "lift."Copy !req
561. One, two, three, lift!Copy !req
562. - We did it!Copy !req
563. - Gibby!Copy !req
564. - Hi! Welcome. Enter, enter.Copy !req
565. Shh, "iCarly" is happening.Copy !req
566. - And now, the cowboyCopy !req
567. and the idiot farm girlCopy !req
568. who thought the cowboy'sCopy !req
569. chicken was a sports car...Copy !req
570. - Hey, Cletus, you want a sipCopy !req
571. of this here root beer?Copy !req
572. - Hey!Copy !req
573. - Well, hello there,Copy !req
574. young farm girl!Copy !req
575. - You're a cowboy!Copy !req
576. - Why yes'm, I surely am that.Copy !req
577. - How much didCopy !req
578. your sports car cost?Copy !req
579. - Pardon me?Copy !req
580. - The sports car.Copy !req
581. Was he expensive?Copy !req
582. - Oh, now, missy,Copy !req
583. surely you must have takenCopy !req
584. a handful of idjit pills!Copy !req
585. Well, this here ain't naryCopy !req
586. a sports car. Him's a chicken.Copy !req
587. - Does he have leather seats?Copy !req
588. - No, ma'am,Copy !req
589. he's a-made of feathers!Copy !req
590. - Does he comeCopy !req
591. with GPS navigation?Copy !req
592. - What the—Copy !req
593. now listen here, she-dummy!Copy !req
594. This here's the Old West.Copy !req
595. Ain't no GPS navigationCopy !req
596. done been invented yet!Copy !req
597. - That's my chicken, yeah!Copy !req
598. - Mmmm!Copy !req
599. I love that new car smell!Copy !req
600. - I would thank you kindlyCopy !req
601. not to sniff my chicken!Copy !req
602. - Come on, Gib,Copy !req
603. just a few more feet!Copy !req
604. - Man, it's so heavy!Copy !req
605. - That's because it's madeCopy !req
606. of granite,Copy !req
607. solid rock, heavy stuff.Copy !req
608. - Why couldn't we just fixCopy !req
609. to the old countertop?Copy !req
610. - Gibby!Copy !req
611. Anyway, granite countertopsCopy !req
612. are better;Copy !req
613. they're real classy.Copy !req
614. - We never installed graniteCopy !req
615. countertops in my camp.Copy !req
616. - I told you, as soon as weCopy !req
617. get this fixed, it's camp time.Copy !req
618. - Yeah, you're telling meCopy !req
619. a lot of things!Copy !req
620. - Okay, now let's gently setCopy !req
621. this countertopCopy !req
622. on top of the cabinet.Copy !req
623. Watch your fingers.Copy !req
624. Lift it. Lift it.Copy !req
625. A little more my way. Careful.Copy !req
626. - Okay, back it up. Back it up.Copy !req
627. - Right in there, slide it.Copy !req
628. Oh!Copy !req
629. Perfect!Copy !req
630. - That's a nice piece.Copy !req
631. - Thanks. Now all I gotta doCopy !req
632. is take this drill and...Copy !req
633. - Don't cry.Copy !req
634. Don't cry, come on!Copy !req
635. - I just want to goCopy !req
636. to camp, man!Copy !req
637. - Are you guys having fun?Copy !req
638. - Yeah.Copy !req
639. - Totally!Copy !req
640. - I swear, Nora,Copy !req
641. this may beCopy !req
642. the best party of the year.Copy !req
643. - Really?Copy !req
644. - Yeah. Thanks for inviting us.Copy !req
645. - No, thank YOU for coming!Copy !req
646. Excuse me.Copy !req
647. You guys, oh, my gosh, this isCopy !req
648. the best night of my life!Copy !req
649. - That's really nice.Copy !req
650. - I'm so excited,Copy !req
651. I could just...Copy !req
652. - Calm down.Copy !req
653. It's okay, no need to vomit!Copy !req
654. - I'm okay.Copy !req
655. I started to vomit,Copy !req
656. but then I swallowed it.Copy !req
657. - Hey, Nora, you've gottaCopy !req
658. come see this!Copy !req
659. - Oh, my gosh,Copy !req
660. no one's ever asked meCopy !req
661. to come see anything before.Copy !req
662. - Well?Copy !req
663. - Go see it.Copy !req
664. - I will! I'm gonna go see it!Copy !req
665. - Come on, one, two, three,Copy !req
666. four, lift!Copy !req
667. All right, to the left.Copy !req
668. No, no, no, my left.Copy !req
669. - What?Copy !req
670. - The other way!Copy !req
671. - You said left!Copy !req
672. - Ooh!Copy !req
673. - We hit the column!Copy !req
674. - I can fix that.Copy !req
675. - But it cracked the ceiling!Copy !req
676. - I know.Copy !req
677. With a little spackle...Copy !req
678. - Yeah, this is just like camp!Copy !req
679. - Gibby!Copy !req
680. - See you at school.Copy !req
681. - Great party.Copy !req
682. - Oh, it is so coolCopy !req
683. that you got "iCarly"Copy !req
684. to come to your party.Copy !req
685. - Aren't they wonderful?Copy !req
686. - Hey, um, next weekend,Copy !req
687. a bunch of us girlsCopy !req
688. are going to get mani-pedis.Copy !req
689. You want to come?Copy !req
690. - Oh, yes. I'd love to get bothCopy !req
691. a mani and a pedi with girls.Copy !req
692. - Bye.Copy !req
693. - Bye, see ya.Copy !req
694. - You rock, Nora!Copy !req
695. - No, we all rock. Together.Copy !req
696. - Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
697. - Yeah, bye.Copy !req
698. - Nice meeting you.Copy !req
699. - Later.Copy !req
700. - Goodbye.Copy !req
701. - Thank you, thank you. Bye.Copy !req
702. - Thanks for coming.Copy !req
703. Drive safe!Copy !req
704. - See you guys. Bye-bye!Copy !req
705. Thanks for coming!Copy !req
706. - Ahh!Copy !req
707. Best night ever!Copy !req
708. Thank you!Copy !req
709. - You're welcome.Copy !req
710. - We're leaving now.Copy !req
711. - Oh, must you go?Copy !req
712. - Yeah, we really needCopy !req
713. to get to our hotel.Copy !req
714. - Uh, where is our luggage?Copy !req
715. - Oh, I put all your bagsCopy !req
716. down in the basementCopy !req
717. so no one would grope them.Copy !req
718. Follow me.Copy !req
719. - All right.Copy !req
720. - Who gropes luggage?Copy !req
721. - Shh.Copy !req
722. - Step, step, step, step,Copy !req
723. step, step,Copy !req
724. step, step, step, step, step.Copy !req
725. - Whoa!Copy !req
726. This is a YatsubishiCopy !req
727. 256-track audio mixing board!Copy !req
728. - Cool! Why don't you use itCopy !req
729. to beam yourself to Jupiter?Copy !req
730. - Is that necessary?Copy !req
731. - I could have said Uranus!Copy !req
732. - Why do you have this?Copy !req
733. - Oh, my dad'sCopy !req
734. in the jingle business.Copy !req
735. Like, you know that backacheCopy !req
736. commercial where they sing...Copy !req
737. - I love that jingle.Copy !req
738. - Your dad wrote that?Copy !req
739. - Yep.Copy !req
740. Recorded it right in there.Copy !req
741. Go take a look!Copy !req
742. - I want to see it.Copy !req
743. - Okay, cool.Copy !req
744. - I love that.Copy !req
745. Look at the chain,Copy !req
746. how it goes down.Copy !req
747. Why'd you close the door?Copy !req
748. - Oh.Copy !req
749. I'm sorry, Carly,Copy !req
750. I couldn't hear you.Copy !req
751. Again, please?Copy !req
752. - I said,Copy !req
753. why did you close the door?Copy !req
754. - Oh, because I can'tCopy !req
755. let you leave.Copy !req
756. - Locked!Copy !req
757. - What do you mean,Copy !req
758. you can't let us leave?Copy !req
759. - I mean that tonight wasCopy !req
760. the first time in my lifeCopy !req
761. I was ever popular.Copy !req
762. You're angels that were sentCopy !req
763. to me to change my life!Copy !req
764. I can't let my angels fly away!Copy !req
765. - Nora, we have to go!Copy !req
766. - No. I can't let that happen.Copy !req
767. - Okay, I'm calling Spencer.Copy !req
768. - Looking for these?Copy !req
769. Ahh.Copy !req
770. - Ahh!Copy !req
771. Ahh!Copy !req
772. - Sam, stop!Copy !req
773. - No!Copy !req
774. - You've been doingCopy !req
775. that for hours.Copy !req
776. - It's not gonna break.Copy !req
777. - I've got to getCopy !req
778. out of here, man.Copy !req
779. I feel like I'm back in juvie!Copy !req
780. - Good morning, angels!Copy !req
781. I trust you all slept well.Copy !req
782. - No!Copy !req
783. - We did not sleep well!Copy !req
784. - Why not?Copy !req
785. - Because I had a nightmareCopy !req
786. that a psycho monsterCopy !req
787. locked me in a cageCopy !req
788. and wouldn't let me leave!Copy !req
789. - Well, that monsterCopy !req
790. won't bother you anymore.Copy !req
791. You're safely trappedCopy !req
792. in my sound booth.Copy !req
793. - How could she not getCopy !req
794. my metaphor?Copy !req
795. - You'd better let usCopy !req
796. out of here,Copy !req
797. or I'll smash my way out!Copy !req
798. - Oh, silly Sam,Copy !req
799. you can't smash it.Copy !req
800. That's Maxiglass.Copy !req
801. - Maxiglass?Copy !req
802. - It's a transparent polycarbonCopy !req
803. and thermoplasticCopy !req
804. that's highly resistant to—Copy !req
805. whoa!Copy !req
806. - You were boring me!Copy !req
807. - Will you just please let usCopy !req
808. out of here?Copy !req
809. - Oh, no.Copy !req
810. - Why not?Copy !req
811. - Because with youCopy !req
812. as my friends,Copy !req
813. I'm finally popular!Copy !req
814. I can't go backCopy !req
815. to being the lonely nubCopy !req
816. with only a chicken to talk to.Copy !req
817. - You know, Nora,Copy !req
818. if we don't show upCopy !req
819. at Webicon this morning,Copy !req
820. people are going to knowCopy !req
821. something's wrong.Copy !req
822. - Yeah. And they're gonnaCopy !req
823. come looking for us.Copy !req
824. - No, I contacted WebiconCopy !req
825. this morning,Copy !req
826. said I was Carly,Copy !req
827. and cancelled your appearance!Copy !req
828. - What!Copy !req
829. - Nora!Copy !req
830. - Yeah.Copy !req
831. - When our families don't hearCopy !req
832. from us,Copy !req
833. they're gonna call the cops!Copy !req
834. - Yeah, the cops!Copy !req
835. - Which is why I usedCopy !req
836. your cell phonesCopy !req
837. to text message your familiesCopy !req
838. and tell them everything'sCopy !req
839. going just fine.Copy !req
840. - You did not!Copy !req
841. - Did too!Copy !req
842. Here, I'll readCopy !req
843. you their responses.Copy !req
844. - Spencer texted back,Copy !req
845. "Coolio. Have fun."Copy !req
846. Freddie, your motherCopy !req
847. texted back,Copy !req
848. "Remember to applyCopy !req
849. your ointment."Copy !req
850. And Sam's mother texted,Copy !req
851. "I finally poppedCopy !req
852. that thing on my back."Copy !req
853. - Wow, she's been squeezingCopy !req
854. that thing since Christmas!Copy !req
855. - Augh!Copy !req
856. Oh!Copy !req
857. Gibby, hey, Gibby, wake up!Copy !req
858. Rise and shine, little camper!Copy !req
859. - Morning.Copy !req
860. - Okay!Copy !req
861. So you want to hearCopy !req
862. the scheduleCopy !req
863. for Camp Spencer today?Copy !req
864. - Sure. Read it.Copy !req
865. - Okay.Copy !req
866. We're going to play someCopy !req
867. kickball, make some lanyards,Copy !req
868. do some archery, rewire a lightCopy !req
869. fixture, cook some wieners—Copy !req
870. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
871. - Hmm?Copy !req
872. - You said "rewire aCopy !req
873. light fixture."Copy !req
874. - Oh, yeah. See, I need to—Copy !req
875. - You promised we were doneCopy !req
876. with the home improvements!Copy !req
877. - We just have to fix the stuffCopy !req
878. we already started.Copy !req
879. See, when we knockedCopy !req
880. the granite countertopCopy !req
881. into this column,Copy !req
882. we shorted out the switchCopy !req
883. to the light over the island.Copy !req
884. See?Copy !req
885. - But I want to do camp stuff.Copy !req
886. - We slept in a tentCopy !req
887. last night!Copy !req
888. - That's not a tent.Copy !req
889. That's a bunch of garbageCopy !req
890. and duct tape.Copy !req
891. - You slept like a bunny!Copy !req
892. - Because I was exhaustedCopy !req
893. from helping youCopy !req
894. with all your fix-it projects.Copy !req
895. - Look, we can standCopy !req
896. around here arguing aboutCopy !req
897. who used who as a day laborer,Copy !req
898. or we can fix this stuffCopy !req
899. and then startCopy !req
900. doing camp activities.Copy !req
901. - Okay. As long as you promiseCopy !req
902. that we'll...Copy !req
903. I'll be in the garbage tent!Copy !req
904. - So which photo of myselfCopy !req
905. do you guys thinkCopy !req
906. I should useCopy !req
907. on my SplashFace page,Copy !req
908. side smile or ponytail?Copy !req
909. - I don't know, Nora.Copy !req
910. - The one on the left's cute,Copy !req
911. but the one on the right reallyCopy !req
912. captures your inner insanity!Copy !req
913. - Do you really think this oneCopy !req
914. makes me look cute?Copy !req
915. - Dude, if I don't getCopy !req
916. some food in the next hour,Copy !req
917. I'm gonna eat Freddie!Copy !req
918. - Get her some food, Nora!Copy !req
919. - Okay, I'll get you guysCopy !req
920. some food...Copy !req
921. if I could get a littleCopy !req
922. something from Freddie.Copy !req
923. - What?Copy !req
924. - A kiss!Copy !req
925. - Uh-uh. No chance!Copy !req
926. - Yes!Copy !req
927. - When she opens the door,Copy !req
928. we can beat her downCopy !req
929. and get out of here!Copy !req
930. - Um... that room is filledCopy !req
931. with microphones,Copy !req
932. and I don't wantCopy !req
933. to be beaten down,Copy !req
934. so I'll just kiss FreddieCopy !req
935. through the glass.Copy !req
936. - Not happening!Copy !req
937. - Then no foodCopy !req
938. for the iCarlies!Copy !req
939. - Just put your lipsCopy !req
940. on the glass!Copy !req
941. - Are you serious?Copy !req
942. - I'm hungry.Copy !req
943. - Me too, but I'm not justCopy !req
944. gonna put my lips on—Copy !req
945. - Come on!Copy !req
946. - Oh, no.Copy !req
947. Oh, come on!Copy !req
948. - Shh, pucker up.Copy !req
949. - Oh!Copy !req
950. - Come and get it, Nora!Copy !req
951. - Oh, I will! I will get it!Copy !req
952. - No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
953. No!Copy !req
954. - Come on, slide 'em around!Copy !req
955. - That is so romantic!Copy !req
956. - No! Augh!Copy !req
957. - Gibby!Copy !req
958. - I'm getting it.Copy !req
959. Mom, what are you guysCopy !req
960. doing here?Copy !req
961. - Your little brotherCopy !req
962. misses you!Copy !req
963. - Oh, you do?Copy !req
964. - How's Camp Spencer?Copy !req
965. - I don't know, better thanCopy !req
966. sitting at home, I guess.Copy !req
967. - Well, can Guppy stay withCopy !req
968. you guys, just for tonight?Copy !req
969. - Mom!Copy !req
970. - He really wantsCopy !req
971. to play with you.Copy !req
972. - Okay.Copy !req
973. - Yay!Copy !req
974. You be sweet and do everythingCopy !req
975. your brother says, okay?Copy !req
976. Yes, you can takeCopy !req
977. off your shirt.Copy !req
978. - Whip it off, kid!Copy !req
979. - Bye, boys.Copy !req
980. - You don't want to sayCopy !req
981. hey to Spencer?Copy !req
982. - No.Copy !req
983. - Okay, Gup.Copy !req
984. Go wait over there.Copy !req
985. I've got to hit the loo.Copy !req
986. - Gibby, I foundCopy !req
987. a measuring tape.Copy !req
988. Who was at the door?Copy !req
989. And what did they do to you?Copy !req
990. - Pretty decent Chinese food,Copy !req
991. right?Copy !req
992. - Yeah.Copy !req
993. - All right.Copy !req
994. - I didn't order anythingCopy !req
995. with chickenCopy !req
996. out of respect for Maurice.Copy !req
997. It's pork!Copy !req
998. This is so grand.Copy !req
999. Just four pals and a chicken,Copy !req
1000. hangin',Copy !req
1001. chewin', relatin'.Copy !req
1002. - Yeah, like that.Copy !req
1003. - You've been gnawing on thatCopy !req
1004. duck bone for 10 minutes!Copy !req
1005. - You're a duck bone!Copy !req
1006. - We've got to get out of here!Copy !req
1007. - Yeah.Copy !req
1008. - But how?Copy !req
1009. - Hey, Nora!Copy !req
1010. - Yeah, what's up, Carls?Copy !req
1011. - Can I please have someCopy !req
1012. hot mustard for my eggroll?Copy !req
1013. - Well, sure!Copy !req
1014. That's the kind of thingCopy !req
1015. friends do for each other,Copy !req
1016. so I'd be happy to!Copy !req
1017. - Thanks.Copy !req
1018. - Let us out!Copy !req
1019. - Release me!Copy !req
1020. Ahh!Copy !req
1021. - Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1022. - Ahh!Copy !req
1023. - You'll be sorry!Copy !req
1024. - No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1025. - I gave you the hot mustard!Copy !req
1026. - Nice try.Copy !req
1027. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1028. - Say, guys, I have some coolCopy !req
1029. stuff I want to show you all.Copy !req
1030. Wait here, okay?Copy !req
1031. Not that you have any choice.Copy !req
1032. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1033. Giggle.Copy !req
1034. - What are you doing?Copy !req
1035. - Picking this lock!Copy !req
1036. - With a duck bone?Copy !req
1037. - Yeah, I was chewing on itCopy !req
1038. to make the end sharp.Copy !req
1039. Although I didCopy !req
1040. enjoy the marrow.Copy !req
1041. - I don't think you can pickCopy !req
1042. a lock with a duck bone.Copy !req
1043. - I've picked locks with less.Copy !req
1044. - We're out!Copy !req
1045. - Run!Copy !req
1046. - Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1047. - Ahh!Copy !req
1048. - Well, that was a fineCopy !req
1049. howdy-do!Copy !req
1050. I come down here all excitedCopy !req
1051. to show you guysCopy !req
1052. my Richard Nixon maskCopy !req
1053. and my medieval hatchet!Copy !req
1054. And I catch you tryingCopy !req
1055. to run away?Copy !req
1056. Oh, I can't stay madCopy !req
1057. at you guys!Copy !req
1058. Sing with me!Copy !req
1059. Sing it!Copy !req
1060. Here, I'll turn up my volume!Copy !req
1061. - Ahh!Copy !req
1062. - Why did Nora leaveCopy !req
1063. the stupid microphone on?Copy !req
1064. - Hey, friends, who missed me?Copy !req
1065. - You left the mic onCopy !req
1066. with the volume up!Copy !req
1067. - Your chicken blewCopy !req
1068. our eardrums out!Copy !req
1069. - Sorry. I was upstairsCopy !req
1070. microwaving this food pocket.Copy !req
1071. You know, my dadCopy !req
1072. wrote their jingle.Copy !req
1073. Whoa! Ow.Copy !req
1074. I just burnedCopy !req
1075. the snot out of my mouth!Copy !req
1076. I forgot you're supposedCopy !req
1077. to let a food pocketCopy !req
1078. sit for two minutesCopy !req
1079. before you eat it. Whoa!Copy !req
1080. - Uh, Nora, you knowCopy !req
1081. our friend, Gibby?Copy !req
1082. - Sure.Copy !req
1083. I've seen you guys humiliateCopy !req
1084. him on "iCarly" many a time.Copy !req
1085. - Right. Well, see,Copy !req
1086. tomorrow's his birthday,Copy !req
1087. and we promised we'd send himCopy !req
1088. a special birthday videoCopy !req
1089. from Webicon.Copy !req
1090. - We did?Copy !req
1091. - Yes, we did.Copy !req
1092. So would it be okay if we madeCopy !req
1093. a video and sent it to him?Copy !req
1094. - All right, you can makeCopy !req
1095. a video, but no tricks!Copy !req
1096. I'll be watchingCopy !req
1097. your every move.Copy !req
1098. - No tricks.Copy !req
1099. Where's your camera?Copy !req
1100. - Upstairs.Copy !req
1101. - Freddie left hisCopy !req
1102. camera upstairs.Copy !req
1103. Could you get it for us?Copy !req
1104. - Okay. Back in a blitz.Copy !req
1105. Oh! Still hot.Copy !req
1106. Man, Jim Gaffigan was right,Copy !req
1107. my palate is blistering!Copy !req
1108. Oh!Copy !req
1109. - Gibby's birthdayCopy !req
1110. was five months ago.Copy !req
1111. - I know. I have a plan.Copy !req
1112. - That's it, Maurice!Copy !req
1113. When I get outta here,Copy !req
1114. it's you, me,Copy !req
1115. and a bottle of barbecue sauce!Copy !req
1116. Hey, Spencer!Copy !req
1117. Spence?Copy !req
1118. Where did he go?Copy !req
1119. Ooh, a note!Copy !req
1120. "Gibby and Guppy..."Copy !req
1121. Shirt down.Copy !req
1122. "Went to buy suppliesCopy !req
1123. to fix kitchen.Copy !req
1124. "If you want breakfast, there'sCopy !req
1125. food pockets in the freezer.Copy !req
1126. "After you microwave them,Copy !req
1127. "be sure to waitCopy !req
1128. two minutes before eating.Copy !req
1129. I cannot stress that enough."Copy !req
1130. Okay, Gup.Copy !req
1131. You get the food pocketsCopy !req
1132. out of the freezer,Copy !req
1133. I'm going to check my email.Copy !req
1134. Hey! A happy birthday messageCopy !req
1135. from Carly, Sam, and Freddie.Copy !req
1136. Nice!Copy !req
1137. Wait, it's not my birthday.Copy !req
1138. Happy birthday, Gibby!Copy !req
1139. - Sorry we can't be with youCopy !req
1140. on your special day.Copy !req
1141. - But at least you gotCopy !req
1142. to spendCopy !req
1143. the Fourth of July with us.Copy !req
1144. - Yeah, we're always togetherCopy !req
1145. every Fourth of July.Copy !req
1146. - Every Fourth!Copy !req
1147. - Word!Copy !req
1148. - Every Fourth!Copy !req
1149. - Word!Copy !req
1150. - And now here'sCopy !req
1151. our birthday messageCopy !req
1152. to you...Copy !req
1153. - Which starts now!Copy !req
1154. - Hi, Gibby!Copy !req
1155. - Have the greatest birthday.Copy !req
1156. - Go crazy.Copy !req
1157. - Kiss your pretty girl.Copy !req
1158. - Sorry we're still trappedCopy !req
1159. at Webicon.Copy !req
1160. - Forgive us.Copy !req
1161. - Have fun!Copy !req
1162. - And please make sureCopy !req
1163. you save some cake for us!Copy !req
1164. Happy birthday!Copy !req
1165. - Happy birthday!Copy !req
1166. - You know it's notCopy !req
1167. my birthday.Copy !req
1168. There's somethingCopy !req
1169. suspicious going on.Copy !req
1170. - Every Fourth!Copy !req
1171. - Word!Copy !req
1172. - Every Fourth!Copy !req
1173. - Word!Copy !req
1174. - Every Fourth... word.Copy !req
1175. - Every Fourth...Copy !req
1176. word.Copy !req
1177. - Okay Sam, your turn.Copy !req
1178. Give me a noun.Copy !req
1179. - Blood.Copy !req
1180. - Okay.Copy !req
1181. Now, Freddie,Copy !req
1182. you supply an adjective.Copy !req
1183. - Psychotic.Copy !req
1184. - Ooh, good one!Copy !req
1185. And, Carly, a verb.Copy !req
1186. - Choke.Copy !req
1187. - Well, you've already usedCopy !req
1188. choke three times, but okay.Copy !req
1189. Oh! Mad Libs are endless fun!Copy !req
1190. - Oh, man.Copy !req
1191. Gup, check out what it saysCopy !req
1192. if I play every fourth word.Copy !req
1193. - The...Copy !req
1194. - Crazy...Copy !req
1195. - Girl..Copy !req
1196. - Trapped...Copy !req
1197. - Us...Copy !req
1198. - Please... save... us.Copy !req
1199. - The crazy girl trapped us,Copy !req
1200. please save us!Copy !req
1201. We've got to catchCopy !req
1202. a train to Olympia!Copy !req
1203. - Happy birthday!Copy !req
1204. - Come on!Copy !req
1205. - Okay, just stay backCopy !req
1206. and let me do the talking.Copy !req
1207. - Happy birthday!Copy !req
1208. - Dude, you knowCopy !req
1209. it's not my birthday.Copy !req
1210. They just sent me that messageCopy !req
1211. to let me know—Copy !req
1212. - May I help you?Copy !req
1213. - Um, yeah.Copy !req
1214. My name is Gibby.Copy !req
1215. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
1216. I recognize you fromCopy !req
1217. your appearances on "iCarly."Copy !req
1218. - Thanks.Copy !req
1219. The show's a lot of fun.Copy !req
1220. Anyway, I was wondering,Copy !req
1221. do you have Carly,Copy !req
1222. Sam, and Freddie trapped here?Copy !req
1223. - No. Good day!Copy !req
1224. - Wait, are you sureCopy !req
1225. they're not here?Copy !req
1226. - Yes.Copy !req
1227. There's no one in my basement.Copy !req
1228. - I didn't say anythingCopy !req
1229. about your basement!Copy !req
1230. - No one sees the wizard!Copy !req
1231. - Okay.Copy !req
1232. No problem!Copy !req
1233. I'll just go away!Copy !req
1234. - Oh!Copy !req
1235. Get out of my house!Copy !req
1236. - Where are my friends?Copy !req
1237. - Ahh!Copy !req
1238. - Augh!Copy !req
1239. - Ahh!Copy !req
1240. - Happy birthday!Copy !req
1241. - Why is Nora screaming?Copy !req
1242. - Shh.Copy !req
1243. - Where are my friends?Copy !req
1244. - Ahh!Copy !req
1245. - Is that Gibby?Copy !req
1246. - Gibby? Gibby!Copy !req
1247. Gibby!Copy !req
1248. - Augh!Copy !req
1249. - Ahh!Copy !req
1250. - Ahhhh!Copy !req
1251. - Go, Gibby! Yeah!Copy !req
1252. - Ahh!Copy !req
1253. Gibby, Gibby!Copy !req
1254. - Ahh!Copy !req
1255. Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
1256. - Ahh!Copy !req
1257. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1258. - Ahh!Copy !req
1259. - Ahh!Copy !req
1260. - Ahh!Copy !req
1261. - It is Gibby.Copy !req
1262. - Get her, Gib.Copy !req
1263. - Kick her butt, Gibby!Copy !req
1264. Come on!Copy !req
1265. - Ugh!Copy !req
1266. - Ahh!Copy !req
1267. - Oh!Copy !req
1268. - Ahh!Copy !req
1269. - Ahh!Copy !req
1270. - Yeah!Copy !req
1271. - Gibby!Copy !req
1272. - Gibby, come on. Gibby!Copy !req
1273. - Pushy freak!Copy !req
1274. - Help me, Maurice!Copy !req
1275. - Come on!Copy !req
1276. - Ahh!Copy !req
1277. - Ahhhh!Copy !req
1278. - Oh!Copy !req
1279. - Ahh!Copy !req
1280. - Oh!Copy !req
1281. - Gibby, come on,Copy !req
1282. please, get up!Copy !req
1283. Get up, Gibby!Copy !req
1284. Get up! Get up! Get up!Copy !req
1285. Come on, Gibby! Come on!Copy !req
1286. - Take her down!Copy !req
1287. - You can take her!Copy !req
1288. - Come on, you can do it!Copy !req
1289. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1290. - Ahh!Copy !req
1291. - Yeah!Copy !req
1292. - Ahh!Copy !req
1293. - Ahh!Copy !req
1294. - Gibby! Come on, get up.Copy !req
1295. You can do it.Copy !req
1296. You can do it.Copy !req
1297. - Come on, Gibby!Copy !req
1298. - It's Guppy!Copy !req
1299. - Why is Gibby'sCopy !req
1300. little brother here?Copy !req
1301. - I don't know! Guppy,Copy !req
1302. don't touch anything.Copy !req
1303. Guppy, come here!Copy !req
1304. - Bring those here.Copy !req
1305. - Guppy, come here!Copy !req
1306. Bring those over here.Copy !req
1307. Guppy, come here!Copy !req
1308. Yeah, take the shiny thingCopy !req
1309. and put it in the—Copy !req
1310. put it in the little holeCopy !req
1311. right there.Copy !req
1312. - Hurry.Copy !req
1313. - Come on.Copy !req
1314. Great job, buddy.Copy !req
1315. - Gibby!Copy !req
1316. - Gibby, get off!Copy !req
1317. It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
1318. - How did you get out?Copy !req
1319. - Come here. Stop, stop!Copy !req
1320. - Let me go!Copy !req
1321. This is not how friends behave!Copy !req
1322. Ahh!Copy !req
1323. - Shh.Copy !req
1324. - Ohh...Copy !req
1325. - Shh.Copy !req
1326. - Getting sleepy feeling.Copy !req
1327. Good to see you, Gib!Copy !req
1328. - Yeah.Copy !req
1329. - Happy birthday!Copy !req
1330. - Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
1331. Oh, Gibby!Copy !req
1332. - Now this feels like camp.Copy !req
1333. - Uh-huh!Copy !req
1334. - See?Copy !req
1335. - Hey, you really did aCopy !req
1336. nice job fixing the countertop.Copy !req
1337. - Easy, sarcastic.Copy !req
1338. I've already booked a dudeCopy !req
1339. to come fix everything.Copy !req
1340. - Good.Copy !req
1341. - So this Nora girl,Copy !req
1342. what did she look like?Copy !req
1343. - Here.Copy !req
1344. - Why is she sleepingCopy !req
1345. on the floor?Copy !req
1346. - She's unconscious.Copy !req
1347. - You did the VulcanCopy !req
1348. squeezie thing?Copy !req
1349. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
1350. - What's that on her stomach?Copy !req
1351. - A chicken.Copy !req
1352. - Maybe we shouldn't haveCopy !req
1353. called the cops on Nora.Copy !req
1354. - She kidnapped us.Copy !req
1355. - Yeah, but she justCopy !req
1356. wanted friends.Copy !req
1357. And she bought us Chinese food.Copy !req
1358. - She'll have plenty of friendsCopy !req
1359. in prison.Copy !req
1360. - Well yeah, but thoseCopy !req
1361. aren't quality friends.Copy !req
1362. - Good idea. You guys wantCopy !req
1363. to sing a camp song?Copy !req
1364. - Sure!Copy !req
1365. - Yeah, why not?Copy !req
1366. - No.Copy !req
1367. - Ooh, I got one.Copy !req
1368. ♪ Drinkety drinkCopy !req
1369. - Sam!Copy !req
1370. - Just let me eat the chicken!Copy !req
1371. - No! You need to go toCopy !req
1372. iCarly.com.Copy !req
1373. - After I eat the chicken?Copy !req
1374. - No, you should be onCopy !req
1375. - Why, is there an awesomeCopy !req
1376. new video on iCarly.com?Copy !req
1377. - Yeah!Copy !req
1378. - Is there a new blogCopy !req
1379. on iCarly.com?Copy !req
1380. - Yeah, and pics,Copy !req
1381. and other cool stuff.Copy !req
1382. - All at iCarly.com?Copy !req
1383. - All at iCarly.com.Copy !req
1384. - Come on, let's eatCopy !req
1385. the chicken.Copy !req
1386. - No.Copy !req
1387. - Bummer!Copy !req
1388. - Mmm.Copy !req