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3. - You're supposed to be
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6. - Why aren't you wearing
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8. - Why aren't you
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9. more appealing?
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10. - Let's go.
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11. - Wait, just lemme watch
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13. I think it's about Bigfoot.
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14. - No one cares—
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15. - Bigfoot?
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16. - Why are you all
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18. - Shhhhh!
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19. On the northern outskirts
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24. - It's Bigfoot.
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25. I know it's Bigfoot.
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26. Shhh!
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27. - You were the only one
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29. - Shhhhh!
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35. with his mobile phone.
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36. There.
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37. See that? Bigfoot.
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38. - Could've just been a guy
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39. in a costume.
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40. - Maybe you're just a guy
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41. in a costume.
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42. - Actually, I am.
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43. - Hush.
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44. - So, was it a hoax?
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45. - No.
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46. - Or was it Bigfoot?
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47. - Yes.
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48. Discussion over.
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49. Take that, Mrs. Guntrell.
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50. - Our fifth grade teacher?
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51. - Yeah, don't you remember?
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52. We all had to write a report
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54. - Oh, yeah. I wrote mine
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56. that dated my mom.
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57. - Tall pygmy?
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58. - They're very rare.
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59. - Well, I wrote my report
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60. on Bigfoot
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61. and I worked really hard on it.
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62. And then Mrs. Guntrell was all:
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63. "Bigfoot isn't real,
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64. so you get an 'F'".
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65. I'd like to give her an "F".
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66. - Aah, ahh.
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67. Hey, you guys.
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68. - Wow, that's a pretty
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69. sexy dance there.
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70. - It's not a dance.
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71. I went swimming at Socko's today
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72. and I got water in my ear.
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73. Uh, what up with the 80s garb?
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74. - These are costumes
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75. for an iCarly bit
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76. we were rehearsing.
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77. Till Carly saw
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78. a Bigfoot story on the news
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80. weee-ooo-wooo-dee-wooo-wooo.
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81. - You saw the Bigfoot video
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82. on the news?
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83. - People fake chiz like that
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84. all the time.
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85. - Ah, is this about the "F"
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86. you got from Mrs. Guntrell?
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87. - Maybe.
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88. - Kid, there's no such thing
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89. as Bigfoot.
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90. Bop.
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91. - Oh, but there is such a thing
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93. - Yes, there sure is.
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94. - What's a beavecoon?
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95. - A creature that lives
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97. diseased imagination.
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98. - I saw one with my own eyes.
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99. - Don't tell the story.
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100. - I was in the eight grade.
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101. - Ohhh.
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102. - My body was just
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103. starting to change...
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104. - Ohhh.
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105. - Coach Berferd
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107. on a field trip
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108. to the Peckinpah trail.
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109. And just as dusk fell, I saw it.
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110. - What?
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111. - A beavecoon, a creature
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112. about yay wide and yay long.
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113. - Yay?
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114. - It had the head of a beaver
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115. and the body of a raccoon.
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116. - The beavecoon.
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117. - Yes, and it looked at me
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118. and went...
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119. - There's no such thing
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121. - Is to.
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122. - There's no such thing
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123. as Bigfoot.
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124. - Then there's no such thing
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125. as tall pygmies.
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126. - You wanna see the videos
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127. of my mom and Gwooji?
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128. - Not at all.
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129. - No way.
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130. - Are we gonna rehearse this
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131. or what?
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132. In 5... 4... 3... 2...
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133. - Hey.
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134. - Man, how long should
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135. a crock pot take to cook gumbo?
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136. - How would I know?
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137. - Well, check it
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138. on your pear phone.
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139. - There's no crock pot app.
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140. Man, everybody's talking
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141. about Bigfoot
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142. because of that video
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143. on the news.
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144. - I know, during my last class,
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145. the—
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146. - Hey, hey.
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147. - What?
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148. - Will you guys tell Shawn
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149. that Bigfoot does exist?
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150. - Will you guys tell Gibby
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151. that Bigfoot is a myth?
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152. - Well, myth doesn't—
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153. - Told ya.
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154. - There's no such thing
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156. - You watch your mouth.
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157. - What?
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158. - Or I will watch it for you.
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159. - For me?
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160. - Bigfoot does exist.
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161. This is just like
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162. the last time with unicorns.
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163. - Guys, don't fight about it.
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164. - Ah, let 'em fight.
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165. The only fun part
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166. about this whole Bigfoot debate
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167. is watching people scream
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168. at each other.
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169. - People screaming
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170. at each other isn't fun.
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171. - Yeah, it is.
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172. Watch this.
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173. - Isn't that
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174. Miss Briggs' bullhorn?
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175. - It was before I took it.
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176. Attention, attention, people.
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177. Okay, everybody
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179. say "yeah."
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180. - Yeah!
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181. - Okay, now everyone
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182. who thinks Bigfoot is fake,
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183. say "yeah."
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184. - Yeah!
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185. - Okay, about half and half.
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186. That means half of you
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187. are stupid, discuss.
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188. - Stupid.
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189. - Hey, you guys, guess what.
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190. - What's up?
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191. - Why is everyone fighting?
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192. - The Bigfoot debate.
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193. - Oh, good. Gimme that.
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194. Hey, everyone.
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195. You guys.
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196. Everyone.
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197. Listen!
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198. If you wanna know the truth
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199. about Bigfoot,
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200. watch iCarly tomorrow night
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201. because Sam and I
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202. will be interviewing
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203. doctor Sydney Van Gurbin.
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204. Who's that?
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205. - We don't know who that is.
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206. - He is a scientist
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207. who's been researching Bigfoot
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208. for the last 10 years.
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209. He even wrote this book:
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210. "True or Real?".
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211. - So watch iCarly!
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212. - How'd you get that guy
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213. to come on iCarly?
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214. - I just e-mailed him
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215. and he wrote back
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216. saying he'd do it.
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217. - We're really gonna talk
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219. - Sure, why not?
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220. - You don't think we'd kinda be
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222. a little bit with that?
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223. - No, lots of people
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224. are really curious about—
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225. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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226. Get to class!
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227. Go!
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228. Scurry! Scoot!
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229. - Come on, let's go.
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230. - So you took my bullhorn.
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231. - No, no, no, no.
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232. See Sam was the one—
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233. - Come with me!
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234. - Loud.
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235. And finally,
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236. a hearty layer of mozzarella...
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237. - There's no such thing
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238. as too much cheese.
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239. - Eeee.
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240. - Oh, the cheese.
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241. - Oh.
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242. - Raining cheese deliciousness.
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243. - And there.
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244. - That's how you make...
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245. - Gibby parmesan!
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246. Yay.
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247. - Now, that's Italian.
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248. - Come on.
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249. Augh.
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250. - Okay, this past week,
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251. all over America...
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252. - ... especially here
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253. in Seattle...
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254. - ... people have been talking
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255. about one thing...
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256. - Bigfoot.
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257. - Or as Bigfoot's called
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258. in Mexico...
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259. - So now we're gonna
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260. bring out a scientist
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261. who's possibly the world's
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262. number one expert on Bigfoot.
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263. Sit down there.
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264. - So, thanks for being here,
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265. doctor Van Gurbin.
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266. - Well, thank you
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267. for having me on.
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268. No prob.
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269. - I know that lots of people
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270. think Bigfoot is a myth,
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271. but that's just because they
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272. haven't read my new book:
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273. "True or Real?".
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274. - Right.
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275. So, what'd you think about
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276. the recent Bigfoot sighting
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277. by those hikers
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278. in Mount Baker National Forest?
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279. - Do you think it was real?
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280. - Oh, I do.
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282. I predicted that Bigfoot
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284. in that very location,
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285. and because Bigfoot usually
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286. comes out of hibernation
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287. during this time of the year.
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288. - You weren't popular
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289. as a kid, were you?
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290. - No.
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291. - Sam.
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292. So when's the first time you—
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293. Uh—sorry, Spencer
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294. just walked in for some reason.
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295. - Hi, sorry to interrupt.
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296. - Not sorry enough to not do it.
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297. - Ha.
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298. Anyway, doctor Van Gurbin,
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299. a question, if I may.
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300. - Uh, sure.
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301. - What do you know
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302. about the beavecoon?
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303. - Oh, my God.
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304. - Dude!
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305. - Surely you've heard of it.
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308. - Is this person
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309. supposed to be here?
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310. - He's my brother.
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311. - Oh, well, I'm sorry,
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313. with a beavecoon.
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314. But you're not
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315. denying that it exists.
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316. - And now, Sam and I will sing
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317. a little song called
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318. "Spencer's leaving."
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319. That song's lame.
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320. - Sorry about the intrusion.
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321. - Back to Bigfoot.
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322. - Right.
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324. I'll be camping out
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325. in the northern outskirts
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327. - To get some hard evidence
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328. on Bigfoot?
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329. - That's the dream.
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330. And you can read
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331. about that dream in my new book:
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332. "True or Real?".
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333. - If you see an animal
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334. that looks like this,
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335. please contact...
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336. - Aw, man.
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338. - Don't zoom in on it.
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339. - Ha, listen to this.
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342. to have seen Bigfoot
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343. in or around the northern areas
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345. - Sure, 56 freaks and liars.
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346. - No, it says
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347. one was a girl scout
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348. and one was a rabbi.
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349. - So a lying little girl
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350. and a freaky rabbi.
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351. - I once met
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352. a freaky rabbi in Vegas.
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353. - Hey, can I have
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355. - Wait, I think
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357. - It is, thanks.
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358. Ah, look!
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359. It says right here:
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360. "Two graduate students
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361. from the University of Fresno
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362. "recorded video of a
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363. female beaver and a male raccoon
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364. "'socializing' by a river".
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365. - Ulch, this is diet.
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366. - Have you guys
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368. Celebrities Underwater?
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369. - Oh, check this out.
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370. In the past year,
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371. tourists have reported
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372. nearly a dozen sightings
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373. of Bigfoot in the wooded area
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374. behind a well-known
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375. hot dog stand
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376. called Robin's Wieners.
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377. - I've heard of that place.
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378. The food channel
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381. on American Meats.
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382. Here, click on the link.
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383. - Man, how can David Schwimmer
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384. hold his breath this long?
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385. Wait, he's not moving.
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386. A-ha.
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387. In the 1800s,
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388. a Cherokee Indian was bitten
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389. by an animal he described
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390. as having "head of beaver"
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391. and "rump of raccoon."
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392. - He's still not moving.
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393. - Ryan Seacrest said:
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394. "Best hot dog I ever had."
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395. - So?
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396. - Ryan Seacrest is never wrong.
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397. - I guess there's never
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398. gonna be a Friends reunion.
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399. - Okay, look.
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400. I wanna prove
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401. that Bigfoot exists,
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402. you wanna find a beavecoon,
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403. and Sam wants to go
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404. to Robin's Wieners.
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405. - I do!
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409. a recreational vehicle?
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410. - Yes.
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411. - He does.
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412. - So borrow it, and let's go up
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414. - You wanna?
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415. - Yeah, c'mon. Robin's Wieners.
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417. - Road trip.
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418. - I'm in! Yeah!
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421. Yes!
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422. Yeah!
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423. - Awesome hot dog.
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425. Oh, yeah.
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428. - Woo.
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439. - Woo!
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440. - Woo!
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441. - Yay, let's go find Bigfoot!
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443. - Bigfoot is our priority.
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451. - Wow, it's nice out here.
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456. - I don't think
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460. - Okay, I'm gonna go
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462. - What are those?
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465. - Ahhhhh?
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476. - Look Sam,
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480. - Okay.
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484. - Wait, wait. You're gonna try
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486. - No, but there might be
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488. or deer in these woods.
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490. - Here.
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495. that you can use them
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498. - You want me to use
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509. - I was up in a tree
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514. it could've been Bigfoot...?
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522. - Aw, it's just two guys.
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524. - Bummer.
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529. - Duh.
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536. - Aah!
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537. - Jeez!
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538. - Look, if you guys
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541. - This is our spot.
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542. - You can't make us leave.
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543. - Whoa, Bigfoot.
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546. - Aah.
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548. Aah, Jeff I'm in trouble.
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554. - Good, go!
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555. Let's get out of here.
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556. - It's refreshing when
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557. she hurts someone who's not me.
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558. - Man! Why won't this water
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559. come out of my head?
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560. Ahh.
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561. Carly?
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562. Carly?
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563. - Bigfoot?
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564. - How would Bigfoot
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565. know your name?
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566. - Well, I didn't expect
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567. to see you all out here.
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568. - Doctor Van Gurbin, hi.
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569. - You've come to find Bigfoot?
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570. - Uh-huh.
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571. - And a beavecoon.
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572. - And Robin's Wieners.
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573. - We already found those.
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574. - I ate five.
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575. - Excellent hot dogs.
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576. - Yes, it's a fine wienery.
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577. So any signs of Bigfoot?
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578. - Not yet.
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579. - Me either,
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580. but I know he's out here.
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581. Just like I wrote about
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582. in my new book: "Bigfoot—
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583. - We know about the book.
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584. - Well, happy searching.
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585. - He's an interesting man.
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586. - Yeah, I never knew
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587. a hot dog place
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588. could be called a wienery.
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589. - I know.
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590. - Interesante.
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591. My tree cameras, come on!
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592. There!
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593. I see something moving.
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594. - Awww, it's those idiot boys.
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595. - Look, tree cameras.
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596. - Let's take 'em.
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597. Oh, no no, no, no, no. Don't!
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598. Awww, I got those for Christmas.
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599. - You see anything?
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600. - Just trees...
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601. and some bushes...
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602. and two squirrels wrestling.
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603. - Carly?
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604. - Hmm?
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605. - They're not wrestling.
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606. - Oh.
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607. Sam's still asleep.
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608. - Yup, probably dreaming
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609. about prancing through a field
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610. of hot dogs
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611. and fried chicken legs.
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612. - Hey, you guys.
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613. - What are you wearing?
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614. - Camo.
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615. I'm going out
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616. into the wilderness
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617. to find me a beavecoon.
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618. - You mind wearing
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619. a special camera on your helmet?
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620. - I don't know, I guess not.
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621. - Cool, so I'll just take this
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622. and just put that down there.
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623. - Careful.
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624. - Ah, come on, man up.
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625. All right, so we angle that down
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626. a little bit—
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627. —and then we stick this
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628. in your ear.
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629. - Okay, got it.
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630. - And now, we'll be able to see
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631. whatever you see.
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632. - Did you see those squirrels?
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633. - Don't talk about it.
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634. - Ah.
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635. Here, beavecoons.
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636. Come to Spencer,
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637. ya lil freaks a'nature.
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638. - Tell him to look for Bigfoot.
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639. - Spencer.
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640. Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah!
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641. Oh, hi.
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642. - Carly says
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643. you should look for Bigfoot.
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644. - What was that?
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645. - My rope trap!
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646. Hello?
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647. Who's there?
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648. beavecoon?
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649. Hey, aah, aah, oh, God!
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650. Ah, gah! Get it off!
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651. Get it off of me!
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652. Ah, stop! Stop! Get off!
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653. What are you? Where are you?
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654. What's happening?
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655. Be careful.
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656. - Are his feet big?
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657. Did we get Bigfoot?
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658. - Not unless Bigfoot
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659. has a zipper
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660. running down his back.
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661. - Hah.
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662. - Eh.
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663. - Hey.
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664. - Doctor Van Gurbin?
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665. - Well, this is
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666. a Scooby-Doo moment.
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667. - I'm so sorry.
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668. I— see my book
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669. wasn't selling well,
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670. and my dad always told me
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671. I'd be a failure.
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672. - Your dad was right.
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673. - So you dressed up
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674. like Bigfoot
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675. just to create hype?
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676. - Yes, so people would buy
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677. my new book: "Bigfoot—
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678. I had that coming.
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679. Ahhhh! Guys!
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680. What's wrong, Spencer?
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681. What happened? What is it?
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682. - I saw Bigfoot and I ran away
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683. 'cause I didn't wanna be alone
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684. in the woods all by myself
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685. with Bigfoot. Aah!
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686. - Wait, you saw Bigfoot
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687. in the woods?
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688. - Ye-aah.
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689. - Oh, get your camera.
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690. - Right.
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691. - You remember
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692. where you saw him?
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693. - Uh-huh.
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694. - Can you take us there?
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695. - Yes!
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696. - Ready.
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697. - Guys, we gotta go.
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698. - Come on, Spencer.
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699. - See anything?
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700. - Hey, is this where
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701. you saw Bigfoot?
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702. Where'd Spencer go?
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703. - Duh, he climbed up that tree.
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704. - Spencer, what are you doing
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705. at the top of that tree?
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706. I'm very scared!
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707. - Come down from there.
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708. Nahh.
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709. - I'll get him.
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710. - If Bigfoot was here,
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711. looks like he left.
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712. - Well, we're not giving up.
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713. We're gonna stay here until—
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714. Owwww!
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715. - What happened?
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716. - I got him out of the tree.
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717. - By throwing a rock at me.
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718. At least the fall made the water
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719. come out of my ear,
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720. and some blood.
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721. - Wait, shh, listen.
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722. - What's that?
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723. - It sounded like the R.V.
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724. - You mean, our
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725. recreational vehicle?
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726. - Yes.
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727. - Who would've started
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728. our R.V.?
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729. Come on.
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730. Move it, move it.
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731. - SPENCER Let's get out.
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732. Come on, you guys.
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733. - Ahhhh!
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734. - Where's the R.V.?
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735. - It's gone.
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736. - Look what else is gone.
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737. - Doctor Van Gurbin.
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738. - That chunk a'chiz
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739. stole our R.V.
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740. - Well, let's call the cops.
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741. - Yeah. I don't...
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742. - Our cell phones
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743. are in the R.V.
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744. - Well, how are we gonna get—
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745. Hey!
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746. Look, we got Bigfoot.
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747. - Right here, baby.
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748. - Ugh, you guys are so stupid.
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749. - Why are these—?
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750. - Pull his head off.
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751. - Hey.
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752. - You're still trying
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753. to fool people?
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754. - I'm a sick person.
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755. - So, there's no real Bigfoot?
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756. - Yeah, there is.
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757. I just got into a fracas
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758. with him in the woods
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759. 10 minutes ago.
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760. Okay, wait.
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761. If doctor Van Gurbin
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762. didn't steal our R.V.,
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763. then who did?
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764. - It's all right.
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765. Come on people,
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766. let's not be idiots here.
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767. I mean, we're really gonna
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768. stand around
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769. thinking Bigfoot stole our R.V.?
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770. - No... Come on.
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771. - ICarly.com.
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772. - Yeah, go to iCarly.com.
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773. - Go to iCarly.com.
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774. - Go to iCarly.com.
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775. - Go to iCarly.com.
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776. - Go to iCarly.com.
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777. - Go to iCarly.com.
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778. Mmm!
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