iCarly 3x12

Directed by Jonathan Goldstein

Noah Munck as Gibby Gibson • Valerie Azlynn as Veronica • Emily Ratajkowski as Tasha • Phil Abrams as Marty Klemish • Michael McCafferty as Oliver Dixon

Freddie feels the wrath of Gibby when he is caught getting too close to Gibby's girlfriend. Elsewhere, reports of Spencer's death are greatly exaggerated, but thanks to this newspaper error, Spencer sees a spike in sales of his artwork.

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1. And now...

2. - We take our buckets...

3. - And do this!

4. - And that's the proper way...

5. - To clean your parents' laptop.

6. - Okay.

7. - Okay.

8. Now, we'd like

9. to introduce you to a guy

10. who graduated

11. from my high school last year.

12. - Cameron!

13. He's super hot.

14. He's super Cameron.

15. He's Cameron.

16. - That's Cameron.

17. - He's super hot.

18. - And look, his pants light up.

19. - And now...

20. - It's time for a brand-new

21. interactive iCarly segment.

22. - Which we call...

23. - Now, let's take

24. our first live video caller.

25. - Here's Dana

26. from New Hampshire.

27. - Hello, New Hampshire!

28. - Whoo!

29. - Hey, iCarly.

30. - Are you ready

31. to dance with Cameron?

32. - Sure.

33. - Hit it.

34. - Nice dancin', Dana.

35. - Thanks.

36. Hey, can I ask you a question?

37. - No.

38. - All right, Freddie,

39. next live video caller.

40. - 'Kay,

41. here's Roy from Spokane.

42. - Dad, I got iCarly.

43. - Hey-ey! Hey, hey.

44. Is that the iCarly gang I see?

45. Dad, back up.

46. - Uh, hello.

47. - What do you want?

48. - Let me introduce myself.

49. My name is Richard Blanton.

50. - Wait, aren't you

51. like a billionaire?

52. - Not like a billionaire,

53. I am a billionaire.

54. And three years ago,

55. I started a new company

56. called Spacecations.

57. - Oh, I read about that.

58. It's a thing

59. where people can pay money

60. to go up into space, right?

61. - That's right, little web girl.

62. And to promote my company

63. and show the public

64. that space travel is safe,

65. how would you guys like to do

66. the first live web show

67. from space?

68. - You want us to do

69. iCarly from space?

70. - Are you serious?

71. Yep.

72. So you wanna do it or not?

73. - Well, yeah we want to, but—

74. - Good,

75. then let's make this happen.

76. Now, turn on the music

77. and tell that dancin' boy

78. to light his pants up.

79. - You heard the billionaire.

80. In five,

81. four, three, two...

82. Spencer!

83. - Ugh.

84. - Is the car here yet?

85. - No, not yet.

86. Hey, have you ever

87. tried oystamato?

88. - No.

89. - Worst drink ever.

90. It's a blend of tomato juice

91. and oyster juice.

92. - You hate tomatoes

93. and oysters.

94. - I know.

95. - So, what made you think

96. you'd like a blend

97. of their juices?

98. - I didn't think it through.

99. - It's Dad.

100. - Dad?

101. - Dad, hey, where are you?

102. - Where is he?

103. - On a submarine,

104. 2,000 feet down in the Pacific.

105. - Cool.

106. Tell him not to open a window.

107. - Do not open a window.

108. What? No.

109. No, she's not going

110. into space yet.

111. - Gimme.

112. Dad?

113. We're just being tested

114. this weekend.

115. Yes, I promise

116. I won't go into outer space

117. without your permission.

118. Gah!

119. That helicopter's really close.

120. - Okay, love you too.

121. Mwah.

122. Here.

123. - Hey, it's me.

124. Have you ever tried oystamato?

125. - Did you hear?

126. - What?

127. - Mr. Blanton picked Sam

128. up in a helicopter.

129. They're on the roof.

130. - We're going in a helicopter?

131. - It's a blend

132. of oyster juice—

133. Oh, you don't care?

134. - I have to go.

135. - Hey, I gotta

136. say bye to Carly.

137. Yeah, law school's goin' great.

138. Later, Dad!

139. - You never told him

140. you dropped out law school?

141. - Daddy's very busy.

142. - Okay, come on,

143. we gotta get up to the roof.

144. - Your mom's letting you

145. go up in a helicopter?

146. - No, but she's in Fresno

147. for the aggressive

148. parenting conference.

149. - Lucky booger.

150. - All right, bye.

151. - Bye-bye.

152. - See ya.

153. - Carly, we gotta go.

154. Don't forget your brush!

155. - Thanks.

156. - If they offer you oystamato,

157. just say no.

158. - Maravilloso.

159. - Great.

160. - Now, this is one

161. of the main rooms

162. where we evaluate

163. people's physical "testitude"

164. to see if they can handle

165. space travel.

166. - "Testitude?"

167. - When you're rich,

168. you can make up words.

169. Now, "pungulate" your fruit bar.

170. - What?

171. - "Pungulate" it.

172. There you go.

173. - Mr. Blanton,

174. I gave them frozen fruit bars

175. and brought them here

176. as you requested.

177. Hi.

178. Hey.

179. - Hey, aren't you guys from

180. that web show, Exercise Rox?

181. - We sure are.

182. - Exerciserox.com.

183. - Get some!

184. - Why are those morons here?

185. - That's your competition.

186. - Competition?

187. - Only one web show

188. gets to go up in space.

189. So now we gotta test you

190. to find out

191. who can handle it better,

192. iCarly or Exercise Rox.

193. - Get some!

194. - Don't get on my nerves.

195. - No, I got the whole place

196. to myself this weekend.

197. Uh-huh.

198. I got a pizza in the oven

199. and season four

200. of Girly Cow on DVD.

201. Yep, uncensored.

202. Okay. Later, Socks.

203. - Ohh. You don't have to holler.

204. - But we're hungry.

205. - Yeah.

206. - Hello.

207. How did you get the elevator

208. to stop on this floor?

209. Will you tell me your name?

210. Hey, don't go up.

211. No, no,

212. let's not run up the stairs.

213. Be careful.

214. Okay, it's not your house.

215. Who are you?

216. - This chair is for testing

217. a person's

218. physiological reactions

219. to the forces experienced

220. during the initial acceleration,

221. from the moment of ignition

222. to penetration

223. of the stratosphere.

224. - So we sit in it

225. and it feels just like

226. we're blasting off?

227. - Yes, thank you

228. for dumbing it down.

229. - So when do we start?

230. - If you can't handle it,

231. just yell "stop".

232. - No, I'm having

233. a wonderful time!

234. - Okay!

235. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!

236. - Exercise Rox!

237. - Whoo! This is awesome!

238. Crank it up!

239. Whoo! Whoo!

240. I'm at home in bed!

241. I'm at home in bed! Aah!

242. What's wrong with my bed?

243. - This device

244. will test your ability

245. to maintain

246. balance and equilibrium

247. in the event

248. of space disorientation.

249. - Before we start this,

250. is there anything

251. I should know about?

252. Ah-ah-ah-ah!

253. - No, no.

254. Lewbert, listen.

255. Some little girl

256. got off the elevator

257. and now she's running around

258. my apartment.

259. I don't know who she is,

260. that's why I'm calling you.

261. Now would you please— Aah!

262. - I'll call you back.

263. Little girl, okay,

264. no more running.

265. This game is not fun for me

266. anymore.

267. Come on,

268. someone's gonna get hurt

269. if you don't— Aah.

270. Oh, I got hurt.

271. Hey, where did you go?

272. Little girl?

273. Hey! Hey!

274. What's happening?

275. - And now, the most

276. challenging test of all.

277. You're going to be locked inside

278. this simulated space pod

279. for 36 consecutive hours.

280. Yep.

281. Just the three of you,

282. some water,

283. some powdered food and a monkey.

284. - A monkey?

285. - For real?

286. - Nah, but aren't monkeys fun?

287. Say monkeys are fun.

288. - Monkeys are fun.

289. - Open the pod.

290. Now, get in there.

291. Okay.

292. Watch your step.

293. We're not insured.

294. - What did he say?

295. - They're not insured.

296. - Shouldn't they be insured?

297. - You will all be

298. constantly monitored,

299. so we can see

300. if you're mentally capable

301. of living with each other in

302. a confined space for 36 hours.

303. - So if we can all get along

304. together in here for 36 hours...

305. - And the Exercise Rox

306. kids can't...

307. - We really get

308. to go up into space?

309. That's for true.

310. Now, before I close this door,

311. you kids wanna meet Johnny Depp?

312. - Oh, sure.

313. - Absolutely.

314. - Can we?

315. - Nope. Good luck.

316. - Okay, 35 hours

317. and 59 minutes to go.

318. Now, let's make sure

319. we stay calm and relaxed,

320. so we can—

321. - Oh, you stepped on my foot.

322. - No, I did not.

323. - No, don't start—

324. - Oh!

325. - Aah!

326. - No, please.

327. Stop this, please.

328. - Everything okay?

329. - Oh, yes.

330. - Lovely.

331. - Thanks for stopping by.

332. - Ugh! I can't take being

333. in this space pod for 36 hours.

334. How long has it been so far?

335. - Nine minutes.

336. And keep it down.

337. Remember, we're being monitored.

338. - Just video. They can see us,

339. they can't hear us.

340. - Hey, why don't you help me

341. write the web show

342. we're gonna have to do in here?

343. - 'Cause that requires effort.

344. - So does whining.

345. - I just don't get the point

346. of this test.

347. - I'm reading about it now.

348. They wanna see if we develop

349. claustrophobic astro-psychosis.

350. - Don't you just

351. wanna punch him so bad?

352. - No.

353. What's cluster phoppik astrak—

354. What you said?

355. - It's space madness.

356. - Duh-duh-dunnnnn.

357. - It's happened

358. to some astronauts.

359. When you're stuck

360. in a pod like this

361. and can't get out,

362. some people just lose it

363. and go nuts.

364. - I wish I had some nuts.

365. - Yeah, here you go.

366. - Not dehydrated powdered nuts.

367. - Aah!

368. Dude! Give me that.

369. - No, I want the nuts.

370. - Hey! Hey!

371. - Stop!

372. We have to prove we can all

373. be in here together

374. and get along,

375. or we won't get to go

376. up into space.

377. - But she slapped me

378. with powdered nuts.

379. Mm-mm.

380. - Here you go.

381. Yeah, 3% fruit juice.

382. Now, don't you wanna

383. tell me your name?

384. - Keep sippin', one sec.

385. - Spencer Shay?

386. - Yeah, come on in.

387. Thanks.

388. You called to report

389. a missing child?

390. - Yeah, well, a found child.

391. See that little girl over—

392. Where did she—?

393. She was right there.

394. - You're sure?

395. - Yeah, I left her

396. sitting right here.

397. We have a 321

398. in progress at Kennedy Square.

399. All units respond.

400. - 214 responding.

401. I gotta handle this.

402. - But the little girl

403. was just here.

404. - If she shows up again,

405. call the station

406. and I'll come back.

407. - Aah!

408. How did— Hey! Hey! Officer!

409. I have to go.

410. I found her!

411. Please, I just you

412. to need look at her.

413. - You're squeezing my arm.

414. - I need you to see her.

415. I just wanna know

416. who that little girl is

417. and why she's not on my couch.

418. I don't understand.

419. - I do.

420. - What do you think's goin' on?

421. - You're a loon.

422. - What, you think I'm crazy?

423. - Well, I'm not a psychiatrist,

424. but I think you'd be smart

425. to talk to one.

426. - RADIO: 214, respond.

427. - Later.

428. - Hey, Socko.

429. Your uncle-in-law's

430. a psychiatrist, right?

431. No, I don't need

432. his number yet—

433. - Yeowww!

434. Gimme his number.

435. You all ready to go?

436. - Yeah.

437. - Okay. All right,

438. let's do this.

439. I'm ready. Let's go.

440. - Ah, I could use more light.

441. - Oh, I think this might be

442. a light switch—

443. - What was that?

444. - You hit the autofire

445. extinguishers.

446. - Here, maybe this is

447. for more light.

448. - Oh.

449. - Cool, our beds automatically

450. slide out of the wall.

451. - [beeping, whirring]

452. - Yeah, cool.

453. Don't worry about the possible

454. injuries to my vertebrae.

455. - All right, come on,

456. let's do the show.

457. - Okay,

458. and remember, Mr. Blanton said

459. we have to do it just like

460. an actual iCarly web show.

461. - So no stopping.

462. - But, wait, one question.

463. What?

464. - Why are you so stupid?

465. - Carly?

466. - Sam.

467. - I'm curious.

468. - Go.

469. - Recording to the hard drive.

470. In 5, 4, 3, 2...

471. - I'm commander Carly.

472. - And I'm— Oh!

473. I'm intergalactic Sam.

474. - And this is—

475. - Augh!

476. Oh.

477. - You hit the bed button again.

478. - I didn't hit it.

479. - Just keep going.

480. - Okay, we're not

481. actually in space.

482. - This is a test simulator.

483. - But, if things go well,

484. we might really

485. get to go up into space.

486. - Moon cheese, baby!

487. - And now, guess

488. what Freddie hooked

489. into this control panel.

490. - Ohh!

491. - Shut it off.

492. - Nice work, Fred-bag.

493. - It's not my fault.

494. No, no— The camera.

495. - Stop it.

496. Don't fight.

497. Get off! Get off! Get off!

498. - Oof.

499. iCarly is brought to you by—

500. Now you're squeezing

501. my gallbladder. Aah!

502. —Astro's powdered nuts,

503. the best nuts in the galaxy

504. or something.

505. Aah!

506. - When did you start seeing

507. this mysterious little girl?

508. - I guess right after

509. Carly left for the weekend.

510. - Your little sister?

511. - Yes.

512. - And you love her very much?

513. - Totally.

514. - I don't think you're a loon.

515. - You don't?

516. - Not at all.

517. This is very common.

518. You love Carly, you miss her,

519. and you long for the days

520. when she was a little girl,

521. always around you.

522. So your subconscious mind

523. has created another little girl

524. to take her place

525. while Carly's away.

526. - Really?

527. But she seemed so real.

528. - Our imaginations

529. can be very powerful.

530. But I feel sure

531. that when Carly comes back,

532. this mysterious little girl

533. won't bother you anymore.

534. I really have to run.

535. - Hey, I really appreciate

536. you comin' over.

537. - Anytime.

538. - Thanks, Dr. Paksel.

539. See, this is okay,

540. 'cause I know

541. you're just my imagination.

542. So I'm just gonna

543. open the fridge—

544. - Aah!

545. - Waaah!

546. - Carly.

547. - Carly.

548. - What?

549. - Do you hear that?

550. Sounds like an animal eating.

551. - Sam?

552. - Yeah?

553. - What are you eating?

554. - A brisket.

555. - I knew it.

556. - You smuggled a brisket

557. in here?

558. - And some creamed corn.

559. And it's a good thing I did,

560. 'cause I'm freaking out

561. being trapped in here.

562. - You're gonna

563. get us disqualified.

564. - You're not supposed

565. to have Earth food in here.

566. Gimme some of that meat, Sam!

567. - No, no, no, it's mine.

568. - Gimme the meat!

569. - Gimme the—

570. - No!

571. - What is wrong with you two?

572. - It's this cramped little pod.

573. - We can't take it.

574. - We're having space madness.

575. - Well, stop.

576. Do you know how amazing

577. it'd be for us

578. if iCarly

579. gets to go up into space?

580. We'll be legendary.

581. Now, both of you,

582. stay calm and go to sleep.

583. I can't take it in here!

584. Aah! Aah!

585. - Carly, calm down.

586. Take a deep breath, all right?

587. - No! I feel like

588. I'm inside a walnut.

589. - Carly, calm down.

590. You're gonna be fine.

591. - Shut up, Freddie!

592. Oh, I gotta get out of here.

593. Unlock this pod!

594. Unh! Aaaaah!

595. Yeeauuugh!

596. - And so ends iCarly's chances

597. of going up into space.

598. Whoa! Who's there?

599. Who's out here?

600. Carly?

601. Hi.

602. - You're back.

603. I thought you weren't supposed

604. to get home until tomorrow.

605. - Sam's mom brought me home.

606. - What happened?

607. - iCarly's not going up

608. into space

609. 'cause I freaked out

610. and got us disqualified.

611. - What did you do?

612. - I smashed a window

613. and fled from our space pod.

614. - Aww.

615. - And Mr. Blanton said

616. if I did that up in outer space,

617. my eyes would've been

618. sucked out of my head

619. and that'd be bad

620. for his business.

621. He has a point.

622. - Yeah.

623. - Guess what you do get.

624. A big ol' hug

625. from your big ol' brother!

626. Who's glad to see you...

627. and nobody else.

628. - What do you mean?

629. - I just missed you, a lot.

630. - Aw, and I missed your spine.

631. - All right, it's 2:00AM.

632. You should get to bed.

633. You too.

634. Night.

635. - Good night.

636. Hello.

637. Who are you?

638. Space madness.

639. - Guess what's happening

640. at iCarly.com.

641. - Do you realize

642. what's happening at iCarly.com?

643. - Tell 'em.

644. - I don't know.

645. - Well, guess.

646. - Guess?

647. - Yeah, guess what happens

648. if you go to iCarly.com.

649. - Ah, can I win free food

650. at iCarly.com?

651. - No.

652. - Can I get a hot boyfriend

653. at iCarly.com?

654. - No.

655. - Can I eliminate my enemies

656. at iCarly.com?

657. - Yes. Wait, no.

658. - But I can see this

659. cool stuff at iCarly.com?

660. - Yes, you can.

661. - I love sugar.

662. - Random!

663. Mmm!