1. - And here we have the hazelnut,Copy !req
2. which is a cousinCopy !req
3. of the macadamia nut.Copy !req
4. Oh, and this is the kayla nut,Copy !req
5. named after princessCopy !req
6. Kayla Dupree, who became famousCopy !req
7. for throwing nutsCopy !req
8. at poor people.Copy !req
9. - Okay, that's all the timeCopy !req
10. we have for, Gibby.Copy !req
11. - But I'm not done yet.Copy !req
12. - Yeah, you are. Take care.Copy !req
13. - Now, you may beCopy !req
14. asking yourself:Copy !req
15. "Do Carly and SamCopy !req
16. care about science?"Copy !req
17. No!Copy !req
18. - But we do think it mightCopy !req
19. be fun to watch Food Rot.Copy !req
20. - Which is why we'd likeCopy !req
21. to introduce a new iCarlyCopy !req
22. segment called...Copy !req
23. Let's watch Food Rot.Copy !req
24. - Now, come check out what weCopy !req
25. did to a peanut butter and jellyCopy !req
26. sandwich.Copy !req
27. - Okay, Sam and I dismantledCopy !req
28. this peanut butterCopy !req
29. and jelly sandwichCopy !req
30. that Sam tookCopy !req
31. from some kid at school.Copy !req
32. - Yeah, I'm the kid.Copy !req
33. Gibby.Copy !req
34. - Now,Copy !req
35. our awesome technical producer—Copy !req
36. - Fredalupe.Copy !req
37. —has installedCopy !req
38. a special camera that willCopy !req
39. constantly record this sandwichCopy !req
40. over the next four weeks.Copy !req
41. - Mmm, 24/7.Copy !req
42. - And when the four weeksCopy !req
43. are up...Copy !req
44. - ... Freddie's gonna speed upCopy !req
45. the video...Copy !req
46. - ... so we can show youCopy !req
47. the rotting of the sandwich...Copy !req
48. - ... in only 30 seconds.Copy !req
49. - So if you're a loser...Copy !req
50. - ... at least you got thatCopy !req
51. to look forward to.Copy !req
52. - Okay.Copy !req
53. - That's all for this iCarly.Copy !req
54. 'Til next time.Copy !req
55. Bye.Copy !req
56. - And we're clear.Copy !req
57. - Oh.Copy !req
58. - Yes.Copy !req
59. - Yeah.Copy !req
60. - Good show, guys.Copy !req
61. What up with thisCopy !req
62. "Fredalupe" business?Copy !req
63. - Hey, Gibby, are you ready?Copy !req
64. Oh, hey.Copy !req
65. Uh, just a sec.Copy !req
66. Let me grab my briefcase.Copy !req
67. - That's Tasha?Copy !req
68. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
69. - And you're dating her?Copy !req
70. - Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
71. Let's hit it.Copy !req
72. - I told you she was hot.Copy !req
73. - Yeah, but you didn't sayCopy !req
74. she was that hot.Copy !req
75. - How does he get one of those?Copy !req
76. I want one of those.Copy !req
77. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
78. - Hey.Copy !req
79. - Hi.Copy !req
80. - What's going on?Copy !req
81. - I'm shredding newspapers withCopy !req
82. an industrial gasoline-poweredCopy !req
83. paper shredder.Copy !req
84. How was school?Copy !req
85. - I don't remember or care.Copy !req
86. Man, why do they even makeCopy !req
87. these things anymore?Copy !req
88. - Some peopleCopy !req
89. still read newspapers.Copy !req
90. - Yeah, hobos and the elderly.Copy !req
91. - So why are you industriallyCopy !req
92. shredding newspapers?Copy !req
93. - 'Cause that snooty art criticCopy !req
94. Oliver DixonCopy !req
95. from the Seattle Tribune wrote aCopy !req
96. mean review of my sculptures.Copy !req
97. - He did?Copy !req
98. - That jerk.Copy !req
99. - Yeah, so I grabbedCopy !req
100. as many of these as I could findCopy !req
101. and now I'm makingCopy !req
102. Oliver Dixon's review feel this.Copy !req
103. That felt nice.Copy !req
104. - Man, look at all the—Copy !req
105. Holy chiz on a chizel.Copy !req
106. - What?Copy !req
107. - "Spencer Shay of SeattleCopy !req
108. died of natural causesCopy !req
109. last Saturday."Copy !req
110. - It doesn't say that.Copy !req
111. It says that.Copy !req
112. - Nice!Copy !req
113. First, they insult my artCopy !req
114. and then they call me dead,Copy !req
115. which, incidentally, I'm not.Copy !req
116. - Are you gonna callCopy !req
117. the Tribune and yell at 'em?Copy !req
118. - Nah, who cares? PeopleCopy !req
119. don't read newspapers anymore.Copy !req
120. - Hey.Copy !req
121. Uh, my mom can't findCopy !req
122. our newspaper.Copy !req
123. You guys seen it?Copy !req
124. - All right,Copy !req
125. have fun at school.Copy !req
126. I'll miss you.Copy !req
127. - You don't have to miss me.Copy !req
128. - Huh?Copy !req
129. - Check your phone.Copy !req
130. - New video message?Copy !req
131. - Click it.Copy !req
132. What's up, Tasha?Copy !req
133. Who's thinkin' about you?Copy !req
134. That's right.Copy !req
135. This guy.Copy !req
136. - Aw, that is so sweet.Copy !req
137. - Yeah.Copy !req
138. - Hey, home-fries.Copy !req
139. - Hi.Copy !req
140. - So, you guys comin'Copy !req
141. to Carly's hobo party?Copy !req
142. - That sounds so fun.Copy !req
143. - How great is her attitude?Copy !req
144. Come on,Copy !req
145. I'll walk you to your car.Copy !req
146. - 'Kay.Copy !req
147. - How?Copy !req
148. - I...Copy !req
149. - I don't know.Copy !req
150. - I don't know.Copy !req
151. - Hey.Copy !req
152. - Howdy.Copy !req
153. - You play the ukulele?Copy !req
154. - Yeah, a little.Copy !req
155. - Wow, that's neverCopy !req
156. been established.Copy !req
157. So Spencer's still mad about theCopy !req
158. newspaper saying he was dead?Copy !req
159. - Nah,Copy !req
160. he was way more bummedCopy !req
161. about the bad reviewCopy !req
162. of his sculptures.Copy !req
163. - So where is Spence?Copy !req
164. - He wentCopy !req
165. to the Seattle Civic CenterCopy !req
166. to help out that charity,Copy !req
167. the Angels of Seattle.Copy !req
168. They're teaching sculptingCopy !req
169. to underprivileged kids.Copy !req
170. - Nice. You know, my momCopy !req
171. was an angel for a whileCopy !req
172. 'til they kicked her out.Copy !req
173. - Why?Copy !req
174. - They hated her.Copy !req
175. - Ah.Copy !req
176. - Hey, I gotta go upCopy !req
177. to the studio and update someCopy !req
178. firmware on our server.Copy !req
179. - Have fun, captain techno.Copy !req
180. Coming.Copy !req
181. - Carly.Copy !req
182. - Oh, hey, mister...Copy !req
183. - Klemish, one apartment down.Copy !req
184. - Right. 7-C.Copy !req
185. - Yes. I came by to—Copy !req
186. Hey, the door's locked.Copy !req
187. - The key is on topCopy !req
188. of the thingy!Copy !req
189. My friend Freddie is trying to—Copy !req
190. I can't find it.Copy !req
191. - Come in. I'll be right back.Copy !req
192. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
193. - Hi.Copy !req
194. No, I'm makingCopy !req
195. a condolence call.Copy !req
196. Oh, a young artistCopy !req
197. named Spencer ShayCopy !req
198. who died last Saturday.Copy !req
199. His poor little sister.Copy !req
200. Yeah, just order meCopy !req
201. a turkey sandwichCopy !req
202. with mustard and pickles.Copy !req
203. - Hey. Sorry. My friend FreddieCopy !req
204. was bein' spazzy.Copy !req
205. So what's up?Copy !req
206. - I was so sorry to readCopy !req
207. about Spencer in the paper.Copy !req
208. - Oh, yeah. It wasCopy !req
209. really negative, wasn't it?Copy !req
210. - Yes, well, uh, but—Copy !req
211. - I mean, I guess that happensCopy !req
212. to every artistCopy !req
213. sooner or later, right?Copy !req
214. - I suppose.Copy !req
215. But this was so soon, too—Copy !req
216. So unexpected.Copy !req
217. - Yeah, Spencer sureCopy !req
218. didn't expect it.Copy !req
219. But he's all right now.Copy !req
220. He's sculpting with the angels.Copy !req
221. - That's a great wayCopy !req
222. to look at it.Copy !req
223. Uh, I don't know if SpencerCopy !req
224. told you,Copy !req
225. but I talked to him about buyingCopy !req
226. his pencil sculpture before he—Copy !req
227. You know.Copy !req
228. - Oh.Copy !req
229. You mean... this one?Copy !req
230. - Yes.Copy !req
231. - Well, did you and SpencerCopy !req
232. agree on a price?Copy !req
233. - Not really.Copy !req
234. He mentioned 500,Copy !req
235. but we were still discussing it.Copy !req
236. - Oh. Well, shoot,Copy !req
237. I wish he was here.Copy !req
238. - Oh, we all wishCopy !req
239. Spencer was here.Copy !req
240. - One sec.Copy !req
241. What, Lewbert?Copy !req
242. Delivery comin' upCopy !req
243. in the elevator.Copy !req
244. - Okay.Copy !req
245. Anyway, if Spencer said 500,Copy !req
246. I'm sure...Copy !req
247. - You know what?Copy !req
248. I'm just gonna give youCopy !req
249. 2,000 for it.Copy !req
250. - 2,000?Copy !req
251. - Yes.Copy !req
252. When artists are gone,Copy !req
253. their artwork becomesCopy !req
254. much more valuable.Copy !req
255. - Right, right. What?Copy !req
256. - I'm so sorry.Copy !req
257. - What do you mean by...Copy !req
258. - Hi. Flowers for Carly Shay.Copy !req
259. - That's me.Copy !req
260. - I'm sorry for your loss.Copy !req
261. - What'd I lose?Copy !req
262. - Aw.Copy !req
263. - Hay-dee ho-dee doober.Copy !req
264. - Hi.Copy !req
265. - Who are the flowers from?Copy !req
266. - I don't know.Copy !req
267. I didn't read the card yet.Copy !req
268. - Here.Copy !req
269. "Carly, I'm so sorryCopy !req
270. for your loss.Copy !req
271. Spencer will be dearly missed.Copy !req
272. Principal Franklin."Copy !req
273. That's weird.Copy !req
274. It sounds like he thinks that—Copy !req
275. - You're dead!Copy !req
276. - Say what?Copy !req
277. - The obituary in the paper.Copy !req
278. People think you're dead.Copy !req
279. - Ah, that's it.Copy !req
280. I'm gonna call that newspaper.Copy !req
281. - Now I know why Mr. KlemishCopy !req
282. gave me $2,000Copy !req
283. for your pencil sculpture.Copy !req
284. - What? 2,000 what?Copy !req
285. - Two g's.Copy !req
286. - But I told KlemishCopy !req
287. I'd probably sell itCopy !req
288. for around 500.Copy !req
289. - Well, he said artistsCopy !req
290. get more money for their workCopy !req
291. after they're dead.Copy !req
292. - Hello?Copy !req
293. No, I'm sorry, Spencer is dead.Copy !req
294. Thanks, thanksCopy !req
295. for coming to my hobo party.Copy !req
296. Thanks. Bye. See you, guys.Copy !req
297. - I heard the door slam.Copy !req
298. Party over?Copy !req
299. - Yes, you can come out now.Copy !req
300. - Yay, I'm starved.Copy !req
301. Oh.Copy !req
302. - Why didn't you just come outCopy !req
303. during the party?Copy !req
304. - 'Cause I'm dead.Copy !req
305. Don't poke me.Copy !req
306. - He's not dead.Copy !req
307. He's just pretending to beCopy !req
308. so he can trick peopleCopy !req
309. into spending more moneyCopy !req
310. for his art.Copy !req
311. - It was not my idea.Copy !req
312. I'm a victimCopy !req
313. of poor newspapermanship.Copy !req
314. - Hey, you want us to help youCopy !req
315. clean up?Copy !req
316. - Thanks, sure.Copy !req
317. - I'll check and seeCopy !req
318. if the couch is okay.Copy !req
319. Aahh, this might take a while.Copy !req
320. - Hey, will you help meCopy !req
321. with something?Copy !req
322. - Sure.Copy !req
323. - You know,Copy !req
324. Gibby's birthday is next week.Copy !req
325. - Yeah, he handed outCopy !req
326. these flyers.Copy !req
327. - Well, I wanna get himCopy !req
328. a video camera.Copy !req
329. Can you give me some advice?Copy !req
330. - Yeah, I got a little one upCopy !req
331. in the studio that'd be perfect.Copy !req
332. Come on up, I'll show you.Copy !req
333. - Okay.Copy !req
334. - Whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
335. so this is Gibby's girlfriend?Copy !req
336. - Yeah.Copy !req
337. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
338. - Interesting. Why?Copy !req
339. - See? Palm size,Copy !req
340. with an optical zoom,Copy !req
341. flash memory.Copy !req
342. It's got 720p high-def,Copy !req
343. it can also take—Copy !req
344. - Gibby likes to make videosCopy !req
345. of his cat.Copy !req
346. Is it good for that?Copy !req
347. - Yes, it works on cats.Copy !req
348. - Oh, awesome.Copy !req
349. - Oh, Gibby's looking for me.Copy !req
350. I should get back downstairs.Copy !req
351. Um, why don't you e-mail me—Copy !req
352. - Oh...Copy !req
353. You all right?Copy !req
354. I'm just a klutz.Copy !req
355. - What? What?Copy !req
356. - It's not what you think.Copy !req
357. - I invite youCopy !req
358. to my friend's house—Copy !req
359. - Gibby.Copy !req
360. —I bring youCopy !req
361. an ice cream cone,Copy !req
362. and you do that to me?Copy !req
363. - We were just—Copy !req
364. - You shut your mouth, Benson!Copy !req
365. I don't need your details.Copy !req
366. - You don't understand.Copy !req
367. - I saw what I saw.Copy !req
368. You betrayed me.Copy !req
369. You both betrayed me.Copy !req
370. - Gibby.Copy !req
371. - Listen. It didn't happen likeCopy !req
372. that.Copy !req
373. - No, you listen, nerd!Copy !req
374. - Nerd?Copy !req
375. - I'm gonna beat you down.Copy !req
376. Friday, behind the gym, at 3:02.Copy !req
377. And bring a mop for your blood.Copy !req
378. - 02?Copy !req
379. - Hey.Copy !req
380. - Hey, Fredwich.Copy !req
381. - Hi. What's wrong?Copy !req
382. - Gibby texted meCopy !req
383. ten times today.Copy !req
384. - What did he text you?Copy !req
385. - "I'm going to make youCopy !req
386. bleed...Copy !req
387. - "... on Friday...Copy !req
388. - ... at 3:02."Copy !req
389. - "I love you, mom."Copy !req
390. - "Wait, that last textCopy !req
391. wasn't for you.Copy !req
392. It was for my mom."Copy !req
393. Well, that's what you getCopy !req
394. for mackin' on his girlfriend.Copy !req
395. - We fell.Copy !req
396. - We know.Copy !req
397. - I know.Copy !req
398. - And I'm notCopy !req
399. gonna fight Gibby.Copy !req
400. I don't wanna hurt the kid.Copy !req
401. - I could beat up GibbyCopy !req
402. if I wanted to, right?Copy !req
403. - That's a pretty shirt.Copy !req
404. Well, Gibby is kind of thick.Copy !req
405. - Whatever.Copy !req
406. I'm gonna go talk to him.Copy !req
407. - You can't.Copy !req
408. He stayed homeCopy !req
409. from school today.Copy !req
410. - How come?Copy !req
411. - Freddie Benson...Copy !req
412. mackin' on my girlfriend...Copy !req
413. betrayin' me.Copy !req
414. Unacceptable.Copy !req
415. Feel me?Copy !req
416. - Gibby, I made youCopy !req
417. some lemonade.Copy !req
418. - No drinks!Copy !req
419. - Spencer, we're back.Copy !req
420. - Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
421. - Awesome.Copy !req
422. Did you, uh, get the...Copy !req
423. - Yes, I got them.Copy !req
424. - Yeah. I love sizzle rocks.Copy !req
425. Mmm.Copy !req
426. Sam, listen, you can hear 'emCopy !req
427. crackle in my mouth.Copy !req
428. - Get your face off my ear.Copy !req
429. - You know,Copy !req
430. I'm getting a bad feelingCopy !req
431. about you pretending to be deadCopy !req
432. just so you can get more moneyCopy !req
433. for your art.Copy !req
434. - A, the newspaper saidCopy !req
435. I was dead, not me.Copy !req
436. B, look at these.Copy !req
437. - Whoa.Copy !req
438. - Dude.Copy !req
439. - Where did you get that?Copy !req
440. - Socko sold three moreCopy !req
441. of my sculptures today.Copy !req
442. People are buying themCopy !req
443. for five times more moneyCopy !req
444. just 'cause I'm dead.Copy !req
445. - But you're not dead.Copy !req
446. - That isn't my fault.Copy !req
447. - Look, if peopleCopy !req
448. are dumb enough to think artCopy !req
449. is worth more moneyCopy !req
450. just 'cause the artist is dead,Copy !req
451. that's their problem.Copy !req
452. - But still, isn't thatCopy !req
453. taking advantage of people?Copy !req
454. - I see nothing wrong withCopy !req
455. taking advantage of the stupid.Copy !req
456. - That's why we haveCopy !req
457. stupid people.Copy !req
458. - Ooh, that could beCopy !req
459. an art customer.Copy !req
460. - Hi.Copy !req
461. - Hello. I'm Oliver Dixon.Copy !req
462. I'm the art criticCopy !req
463. from the Seattle Tribune.Copy !req
464. - Oh, you're the one who wroteCopy !req
465. that mean reviewCopy !req
466. about Spencer's sculptures.Copy !req
467. - Yes. May I please...Copy !req
468. - You know, you gotCopy !req
469. a lot of nerve coming hereCopy !req
470. after writing that stuffCopy !req
471. about Spencer.Copy !req
472. - He was so upset, he died.Copy !req
473. - Yeah, his last words were:Copy !req
474. "Why, Oliver Dixon? Why?"Copy !req
475. - So what do you want?Copy !req
476. - Well, to expressCopy !req
477. my condolences and actuallyCopy !req
478. I would like to buy oneCopy !req
479. of Spencer's sculpturesCopy !req
480. if I could.Copy !req
481. - I thought you hated his art.Copy !req
482. - I do—I did.Copy !req
483. But when Spencer passed,Copy !req
484. I looked at his sculptures againCopy !req
485. and realized I was wrong.Copy !req
486. They're whimsical and inspired.Copy !req
487. - Well, it's too badCopy !req
488. Spencer had to dieCopy !req
489. for you to getCopy !req
490. that he's an awesome artist.Copy !req
491. - Hey, I just got an idea.Copy !req
492. Why don't you writeCopy !req
493. another article about SpencerCopy !req
494. saying how fantasticCopy !req
495. his artwork is?Copy !req
496. - That would lessen my pain.Copy !req
497. - Oh, oh, then I'll do it.Copy !req
498. I'll text my editorCopy !req
499. and let her know.Copy !req
500. - Thank you.Copy !req
501. - Good.Copy !req
502. Let's get some real moneyCopy !req
503. out of this guy.Copy !req
504. - Yeah, that's my girl.Copy !req
505. - So you wanna buyCopy !req
506. one of Spencer's sculptures?Copy !req
507. - 'Cause she'd be willingCopy !req
508. to sell this one.Copy !req
509. - Oh, that's very dynamic.Copy !req
510. Uh, 2,000?Copy !req
511. - 4,000.Copy !req
512. - Oh, I can't afford four—Copy !req
513. - You killed my brother.Copy !req
514. - 4,000 is fine. I'll...Copy !req
515. - Gibby.Copy !req
516. Listen, this whole thingCopy !req
517. has gotten way outta—Copy !req
518. That was a chai latte.Copy !req
519. - Well, I'm gonna make youCopy !req
520. a die latte.Copy !req
521. Yeah, I said it.Copy !req
522. - Nothing happenedCopy !req
523. between me and Tasha.Copy !req
524. I was just talking to herCopy !req
525. and she—Copy !req
526. - And you lost controlCopy !req
527. and tried to kiss her up.Copy !req
528. I'm gonna break you.Copy !req
529. - Come on, Gib.Copy !req
530. Time to train, kid.Copy !req
531. - Good.Copy !req
532. - You're training himCopy !req
533. to fight me? Why?Copy !req
534. - 'Cause Carly asked meCopy !req
535. to go over to his houseCopy !req
536. and talk him outCopy !req
537. of fighting you—Copy !req
538. - To no avail.Copy !req
539. - Oh, and the fight's notCopy !req
540. gonna be behind the gym anymore.Copy !req
541. - There's been a changeCopy !req
542. of venue.Copy !req
543. - To where?Copy !req
544. - iCarly.Copy !req
545. You and Gibby are gonnaCopy !req
546. swing it out live on the web.Copy !req
547. - Why?Copy !req
548. - 'Cause who wouldn'tCopy !req
549. wanna watch GibbyCopy !req
550. pound the fudge out of you?Copy !req
551. Let's go, Gib.Copy !req
552. - Say bye-bye to your fudge.Copy !req
553. Gibby!Copy !req
554. - Comin'.Copy !req
555. - My fudge.Copy !req
556. - One spoon, two spoons.Copy !req
557. Whoa, three spoons, four spoons,Copy !req
558. five spoons.Copy !req
559. This is not entertaining.Copy !req
560. - Hey.Copy !req
561. - Carly, come here.Copy !req
562. Come interact with me.Copy !req
563. - What's the matter with you?Copy !req
564. - I can't takeCopy !req
565. being dead anymore.Copy !req
566. Being dead is so boring.Copy !req
567. - Then quit being dead.Copy !req
568. - But I'm finally havingCopy !req
569. the art careerCopy !req
570. I always dreamed of.Copy !req
571. - And it's worth hidingCopy !req
572. in our apartment 24/7?Copy !req
573. - I thought so,Copy !req
574. but then I was reducedCopy !req
575. to counting spoons.Copy !req
576. - That could be a customer.Copy !req
577. Oh, Spencer.Copy !req
578. Get the door,Copy !req
579. get the door, get the door.Copy !req
580. - Carly?Copy !req
581. - Veronica?Copy !req
582. - Yeah. I didn't knowCopy !req
583. if you'd remember me.Copy !req
584. - How can I not remember a girlCopy !req
585. my brother was totallyCopy !req
586. in love with?Copy !req
587. You know, 'til you dumped him.Copy !req
588. - Yeah.Copy !req
589. I, um, I heardCopy !req
590. about Spencer's passing.Copy !req
591. I just can't believe he's gone.Copy !req
592. - Oh, are the dead reallyCopy !req
593. ever gone?Copy !req
594. - You know,Copy !req
595. I used to think that he was soCopy !req
596. crazy and too loud.Copy !req
597. - Too loud?Copy !req
598. - And that whole tux thingCopy !req
599. was so bizarre.Copy !req
600. - Yeah.Copy !req
601. - But Spencer was justCopy !req
602. a creative, fun spirit.Copy !req
603. I wish I could just hold himCopy !req
604. one more time.Copy !req
605. - You can hold me.Copy !req
606. - I'm not dead. See?Copy !req
607. I was just pretendingCopy !req
608. so my sculpturesCopy !req
609. would be worth more!Copy !req
610. - You're insane!Copy !req
611. - Why am I enjoying this?Copy !req
612. - No! No, no, no.Copy !req
613. I'm a creative, fun spiritCopy !req
614. that can learn to be less loud.Copy !req
615. Wait, wait...Copy !req
616. I can learn to be less loud.Copy !req
617. No, wait.Copy !req
618. Don't go, don't go,Copy !req
619. don't, don't.Copy !req
620. I'm not Spencer.Copy !req
621. I'm his twin brother, Spuncer.Copy !req
622. You're sick.Copy !req
623. Really!Copy !req
624. We could do a blood test.Copy !req
625. - If you did haveCopy !req
626. a twin brother,Copy !req
627. why would his name need to soundCopy !req
628. similar to yours?Copy !req
629. - Are you really gonna do this?Copy !req
630. - Well, I can't back down.Copy !req
631. - Gibby.Copy !req
632. - He betrayed me!Copy !req
633. - Hi, Tasha.Copy !req
634. - Hi.Copy !req
635. - What are you doin' here?Copy !req
636. - I miss you.Copy !req
637. Nothing happened with meCopy !req
638. and Freddie.Copy !req
639. - Yeah,Copy !req
640. tell your story walkin'.Copy !req
641. - Can I stay and watchCopy !req
642. the show?Copy !req
643. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
644. - I don't care.Copy !req
645. - Here we go.Copy !req
646. In five, four, three—Copy !req
647. —threeCopy !req
648. - Freddie.Copy !req
649. —Two...Copy !req
650. - I'm Frank.Copy !req
651. - I'm a Toaster.Copy !req
652. - And this isCopy !req
653. The Frank and Toaster Show.Copy !req
654. - J-K.Copy !req
655. - This is iCarly.Copy !req
656. - And it's fight night.Copy !req
657. - For the record,Copy !req
658. I'm totally against this.Copy !req
659. - I'm not.Copy !req
660. Tonight, live on iCarly,Copy !req
661. you're gonna seeCopy !req
662. an all-out bare knuckleCopy !req
663. boy fight between Gibby...Copy !req
664. - ... and our very ownCopy !req
665. technical producer, Freddie.Copy !req
666. That's not the photoCopy !req
667. I approved.Copy !req
668. - And once the dumb fightCopy !req
669. is over...Copy !req
670. - ... I'll call FreddieCopy !req
671. an ambulance.Copy !req
672. - I was gonna sayCopy !req
673. we'll be checking inCopy !req
674. on the peanut butterCopy !req
675. and jelly sandwichCopy !req
676. that's been rotting hereCopy !req
677. for over a week,Copy !req
678. constantly recorded by Freddie'sCopy !req
679. surveillance camera.Copy !req
680. - Wait.Copy !req
681. Uh, Tasha, hold the camera.Copy !req
682. - Apparently,Copy !req
683. Freddie's lost his mind,Copy !req
684. so we're just gonna try to—Copy !req
685. - I can't believeCopy !req
686. I didn't think of this sooner.Copy !req
687. Uh, Tasha, over here.Copy !req
688. See, the reason GibbyCopy !req
689. wants to fight meCopy !req
690. is that he thinksCopy !req
691. I tried to kiss his girlfriend.Copy !req
692. - I've seen it with my own eyes.Copy !req
693. - Yeah, well,Copy !req
694. the rotting sandwich camCopy !req
695. saw it too.Copy !req
696. So now take a lookCopy !req
697. at what really happened.Copy !req
698. See, Gibby?Copy !req
699. Tasha tripped and we fell.Copy !req
700. That's all.Copy !req
701. - Man, I feel like a turd.Copy !req
702. - Yay, no fight.Copy !req
703. - iCarly,Copy !req
704. where we make food rot...Copy !req
705. - ... and rebuild relationships.Copy !req
706. - Yeah, um, we're gonna takeCopy !req
707. a little break here...Copy !req
708. - ... so please enjoyCopy !req
709. this emergency pre-taped videoCopy !req
710. of my brother Spencer fillingCopy !req
711. a sock with raw hamburger meat.Copy !req
712. - I'm sorry I acted so turdy.Copy !req
713. Bros?Copy !req
714. - Bros.Copy !req
715. - What about me?Copy !req
716. - You're back in.Copy !req
717. - Oh, thank you.Copy !req
718. - Hey, hey, hey. Later.Copy !req
719. - Okay.Copy !req
720. - Gibby gone.Copy !req
721. - How does he get her?Copy !req
722. - There's gotta beCopy !req
723. somethin' wrong with that chick.Copy !req
724. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
725. Gibby's sweet and cute and funCopy !req
726. and there's gotta beCopy !req
727. something wrong with that chick.Copy !req
728. - Hi, I'm SierraCopy !req
729. and I'm gonna makeCopy !req
730. my brother Jack disappear.Copy !req
731. - Huh?Copy !req
732. - Ta-da.Copy !req
733. All right, all right,Copy !req
734. I'll bring him back.Copy !req
735. - I hate it when you do that!Copy !req
736. I'm telling!Copy !req
737. Mmm!Copy !req