iCarly 2x5

1. Legs!

2. Pudding!

3. Legs!

4. Pudding!

5. Legs!

6. Pudding!

7. Legs!

8. Pudding!

9. Legs!

10. Pudding!

11. Legs!

12. Pudding!

13. Legs!

14. Pudding!

15. - Oh, come on,

16. legs are really important.

17. - I'm not saying

18. that legs aren't important.

19. I'm saying they're not

20. as important as pudding.

21. - Okay, you're insane.

22. Not really.

23. - Without legs,

24. pants would be like:

25. "Duh, now what do we do?"

26. - Objection. Pants can't talk.

27. - Why are we swinging?

28. - I don't know.

29. - Okay, this random debate

30. is over.

31. - I won.

32. - No. We're gonna let the

33. "iCarly" viewers decide who won.

34. - Fine, everyone at iCarly.com,

35. look at the homepage and vote on

36. what you think is more

37. important.

38. - Legs.

39. - Or pudding.

40. - If you don't vote,

41. you don't care.

42. Random dancing.

43. - Okay, later.

44. - Pudding.

45. - Legs. Vote now.

46. - iCarly.com.

47. - Bye.

48. - Ciao.

49. - And we're clear.

50. - Yeah.

51. - Good show.

52. - Okay, let's go downstairs

53. and snack it up.

54. - You coming?

55. - Uh, you guys go ahead. I got

56. some tech stuff to wrap up here.

57. - You wanna play on the swing?

58. - Will you push me?

59. - Yes.

60. In five, four, three, two—

61. - Any votes come in yet?

62. - Give me a sec.

63. - You know legs

64. are gonna beat pudding.

65. - Don't bet on it.

66. Who wants a snack?

67. - I'm good.

68. - Hey, toss me an apple.

69. - Red or green?

70. - Red, 'cause green apples

71. always—

72. Oh.

73. - Sorry, I put a little

74. too much heat on that.

75. - You see what you did?

76. - You should've asked

77. for a muffin.

78. Bring up the votes.

79. Okay.

80. Oh, looks like we already got

81. around 12,000 votes

82. and legs are ahead of pudding

83. by about 20 percent.

84. - Ha.

85. - Idiots.

86. - Oh, hey, we got a v-mail.

87. - Who from?

88. - I don't know.

89. Someone in England.

90. - Cool.

91. - Play it.

92. Greetings, iCarly.

93. My name is Theodore Wilkins.

94. I'm the vice-chairman

95. of the iWeb Awards,

96. an international competition

97. which seeks out

98. the best web shows

99. on the Internet.

100. And I'm very pleased to announce

101. that our committee

102. has nominated iCarly

103. in the category of best comedy.

104. - Whoa.

105. - We're nominated

106. for best comedy web show.

107. - I know, I speak British.

108. - The iWeb Awards would like

109. to fly the iCarly team overseas

110. so that your show can compete

111. at this year's live competition.

112. All expenses paid, of course.

113. - This is insane.

114. - They're gonna fly us

115. overseas.

116. - I just hope it's not France.

117. - How come?

118. - Why?

119. - 'cause it's full

120. of French people.

121. - Oh, yeah.

122. - True.

123. If you accept

124. your nomination,

125. please click

126. on the accept button

127. in the lower left corner

128. of this v-mail.

129. - Click on it.

130. - Quick, boy.

131. - I'm clicking.

132. - Your invitations, passes

133. and travel itinerary

134. will be sent off to you

135. tomorrow.

136. Congratulations, iCarly.

137. We'll see you

138. at the iWeb Awards.

139. All right.

140. - Okay,

141. this is the biggest thing

142. that's ever happened to us.

143. - By far.

144. Ever.

145. Oh, check it out.

146. Way more people are voting

147. for legs than pudding.

148. - Told you.

149. - All I know is

150. you can't do this with legs.

151. - Uh, you have a little pudding

152. on your—

153. - I see it.

154. - You sure you don't mind

155. if I hang out at your place

156. till dinner?

157. - Yeah, it's fine.

158. But don't you think

159. you should go home

160. and be with your mom?

161. - What for?

162. - 'cause she's in bed

163. with pneumonia?

164. - I'm not a doctor.

165. - Excuse me, Lewbert.

166. - What?

167. I'm busy trimming my wart hairs.

168. Yeah.

169. Um, I was just wondering

170. if I got a package yet

171. from the iWeb Awards?

172. - No, now quit upsetting

173. my wart.

174. - Are you sure?

175. 'cause this guy in England said

176. he was gonna send it

177. like a week ago.

178. to you too.

179. - Hey, hey, hey.

180. You think Freddie is home

181. from school yet?

182. - Yeah, he got a ride. Why?

183. - Bet you he's looking

184. through his peephole

185. waiting for you to get home.

186. - No, he grew out of that.

187. - Uh-huh.

188. - What's up?

189. - I was not looking out

190. my peephole waiting for you to

191. come home.

192. - I know you weren't.

193. - Good.

194. - Peeper.

195. - What?

196. - Okay, why is it dark in here?

197. Because—

198. - Oh.

199. —I made this.

200. - Why?

201. - It's for jogging at night.

202. This baby puts out

203. over 19,000 lumens.

204. It can light up

205. a football field.

206. - For how long?

207. - Till this battery runs out.

208. I got it out of a Prius.

209. Oh, hi, Mrs. Benson.

210. - Mom, what are you

211. still doing here?

212. I thought you left

213. for your pottery class.

214. - I tried to

215. but my Prius wouldn't start.

216. Anyway, I forgot.

217. This package addressed

218. to iCarly came yesterday.

219. - Yesterday?

220. - I'm sorry.

221. I meant to tell Freddie but—

222. - Oh, just give it.

223. - Is that from the iWeb Awards?

224. - Yup.

225. - Yeah.

226. - Come on,

227. what country are we going to?

228. - Uh—Canada.

229. - Canada?

230. - Just kidding.

231. Tokyo, we're going to Japan.

232. Yeah, all right.

233. - Uh, Freddie,

234. you can let go now.

235. - Oh, right.

236. - Sweet.

237. You know I took a year

238. of Japanese in college?

239. A little brush-up

240. I'll be speaking Japanese

241. like a—japanesiologist.

242. - Freddie, I'm not sure

243. I can allow this.

244. - Here we go.

245. - Mom.

246. - It's just Japan.

247. - Right.

248. Which is why I worry that—

249. You know,

250. the far east can be very—

251. Oh, look, just because I can't

252. think of anything right now

253. doesn't mean Japan

254. isn't fraught with danger.

255. - Oh, come on, lady.

256. - It's okay.

257. I'm going with them

258. so it's not like they won't have

259. a responsible adult

260. making sure

261. everything goes smooth.

262. - Fire.

263. - My head,

264. put it out, put it out.

265. Put it out.

266. - Towel.

267. - Please, please, please.

268. Put it out, put it out.

269. So, I'll make sure

270. everything goes smooth in Japan.

271. - Freddie,

272. you're not going to Japan.

273. You're coming home with me

274. to take a bath.

275. - But—

276. Wait.

277. Why don't you come to Japan

278. with us?

279. - Uhhhhh.

280. - What?

281. - I don't wanna take a trip

282. across the world

283. with that mess of a woman.

284. - Come on, Mrs. Benson,

285. it'll be fun.

286. What's that?

287. I think I hear Tok-yo

288. calling toki-you.

289. - Come with us to Japan.

290. You love sushi.

291. - Oh, I suppose

292. it would be nice

293. to try a California roll

294. from where it all started.

295. - Wait, hang on.

296. A little problem.

297. - What?

298. - Three plane tickets.

299. - Good.

300. I mean, "oh, no."

301. - Here, let me see.

302. Okay, great.

303. These are first-class tickets.

304. I can just trade these

305. for five coach seats

306. and we're all set.

307. - Oh, all right.

308. So, if we're all going to Japan,

309. there's lots of preparation

310. to be done.

311. We'll need passports,

312. fresh underwear,

313. a voltage converter

314. for your night light.

315. - I don't need

316. a night light anymore.

317. So you're sure the night light

318. will work in Japan?

319. - We'll make sure.

320. - Okay.

321. - Man, she's a piece of work.

322. - Oh.

323. - Put it out.

324. Get it, get it.

325. Why does this keep happening?

326. - I know, oompe.

327. If I had a haircut like yours,

328. I would be embarrassed too.

329. - So this is Henri P'twa

330. and his poodle puppet Oompe.

331. Okay, fine.

332. Eat your puppy food.

333. - That's the comedy show

334. we're competing against?

335. - One of them.

336. - That poodle puppet

337. eats like a pig.

338. - My goodness, Oompe.

339. I think you eat

340. like a little piggy.

341. Bad dog.

342. No, bad—bad dog.

343. - Uh-oh.

344. - Maybe Oompe

345. should be neutered.

346. This is my show.

347. Hello. Konichiwa.

348. - Konichiwa.

349. Excellent.

350. - Oh, thank you.

351. How are you today?

352. Ogenki desu ka?

353. - Ogenki—wait, what?

354. I'm sorry.

355. - Ah.

356. The pain helps you learn.

357. - But I didn't say it wrong.

358. I was asking you to repeat it?

359. - Who are you yelling at?

360. - Him,

361. the Japanese learning wizard.

362. He teaches me Japanese phrases

363. and if I don't say 'em right,

364. he shocks me with this collar.

365. I hate it.

366. - So take the collar off.

367. - I can't.

368. It's magnetically locked

369. until you get past level one.

370. How are you today?

371. Ogenki desu ka?

372. - Ogen—what?

373. - No, no, no.

374. Ah.

375. Oh.

376. The pain helps you learn.

377. - The pain is melting

378. my throat—

379. - So what's with her?

380. - Oh, she teaches me

381. how to speak Swedish.

382. I bought her when I bought him.

383. - Why, 'cause she's hot?

384. - Well, not just 'cause—yes.

385. - Okay, so what's

386. this other show

387. we're competing against?

388. - Uh, it's a Japanese web show

389. called "Kyoko and Yuki."

390. - They're Japanese?

391. - Great, then they'll have

392. a home court advantage.

393. - Just put their web show on.

394. No one's paying you

395. to look pretty.

396. - No one's paying me at all.

397. - Just click the thingy.

398. - Okay, "Kyoko and Yuki."

399. - Just teach me

400. how to play this guitar.

401. - You're the worst student

402. I've ever taught.

403. Why do you play the guitar

404. so badly?

405. - I don't know.

406. - Well, just try.

407. - Okay.

408. - Play better.

409. - I'm trying.

410. - Okay, they're kind of funny.

411. - Definitely.

412. - Well, yeah,

413. but you guys are funnier.

414. - Thanks.

415. We just have to come up

416. with something totally hilarious

417. to do at the competition.

418. - Okay.

419. How about you and I play

420. two kids at a birthday party

421. trying to break open a pinata?

422. - And let me guess,

423. Freddie plays the pinata?

424. - Yes.

425. - Why does every idea you have

426. involve hitting me with a stick?

427. - Come on, let's watch them

428. a little more

429. as we know exactly

430. what we're up against.

431. - Well, I'm not worried.

432. Kyoko and Yuki

433. aren't that funny?

434. - Oh no, a bee!

435. - I've seen funnier.

436. - We'll beat those guys easy.

437. - All right, they're hilarious.

438. - Okay, okay.

439. Turn it off.

440. All right, let's face it.

441. Kyoko and Yuki are really funny.

442. - But—

443. - They're really funny.

444. - So is iCarly.

445. We're gonna win that iWeb Award.

446. - Right.

447. And even if we don't win,

448. I mean,

449. it's still an honor

450. just to be nominated, right?

451. - Yeah, and win or lose,

452. we still get a free trip

453. to Japan.

454. Whoa, whoa.

455. I don't wanna hear this

456. or-lose talk, all right.

457. - But I just meant—

458. - Saying "or lose"

459. is like giving up.

460. Carly, when Ms. Briggs told us

461. we couldn't pick the kids

462. to be in the talent show,

463. did you give up?

464. - No.

465. - And what about the time

466. those cops were chasing me

467. and yelling at me

468. to stop running,

469. did I give up?

470. - No, you kept running.

471. - And, Freddie,

472. have you ever given up your hope

473. that one day Carly

474. might love you?

475. - No.

476. - Well, you should.

477. Anyway, we are gonna beat

478. Kyoko and Yuki

479. and win that iWeb Award.

480. - You're right.

481. We just gotta come up

482. with the funniest "iCarly" bit

483. we've ever done.

484. - Yeah.

485. - Absolutely.

486. - Good, let's get to work.

487. - Right.

488. - Uh, you guys start.

489. I'm gonna go take a nap.

490. Hello, how are you?

491. Hej hur maj du.

492. - You are one fine mamma jamma.

493. I'm sorry.

494. - Yes.

495. Hey, Socko,

496. you talk to your buddy,

497. the pilot?

498. No way, yeah?

499. He can fly all of us to Japan?

500. Oh, Socko,

501. who's better than you?

502. Okay, Ryan Seacrest is awesome

503. but so are you.

504. Yeah, text me later.

505. So, you wanna come

506. to Japan with me.

507. I'm sorry.

508. And now,

509. "The adventures

510. of Melanie Higgles."

511. - I'm Melanie Higgles.

512. "Space cheerleader".

513. - Melanie Higgles.

514. - Come to the dark side

515. of space cheerleading.

516. - No way. Get outer my space.

517. Oh, yeah.

518. - Come to the dark side.

519. - No!

520. - Rarr.

521. - Growl.

522. Get out.

523. - Join me.

524. - No way.

525. - You know you want to.

526. - You're super annoying.

527. - Come to the dark side.

528. - Give me an ow!

529. - Ow.

530. - Give me an ow!

531. - Ow.

532. - Give me an ow!

533. - Ow.

534. And we're clear.

535. - So, what'd you think?

536. - Hilarious. It's awesome.

537. - See?

538. - We've got our bit

539. for the iWeb Awards.

540. - Yeah, we do.

541. So what's next?

542. - Well, if you guys

543. are interested,

544. I went online and found

545. all kinds of interesting facts

546. about Japan.

547. - Well, tell us.

548. - Like when was Japan formed?

549. - What's their economy like?

550. - How does their culture

551. differ from ours?

552. - What are their major exports?

553. Are they a democracy?

554. - How strong is their navy?

555. - What are the popular foods?

556. - Does Japan have

557. universal healthcare?

558. - They don't wanna know.

559. - Uh, Sam,

560. maybe you wanna come help us?

561. - No, thanks.

562. I wanna get my heel

563. really smooth.

564. Yeah, well,

565. thanks for getting

566. your nasty foot dust

567. all over our couch.

568. - My mom is a nutcase.

569. - Uh, you're just now

570. figuring that out?

571. - Just a few more, Freddie.

572. - No.

573. - You need to be vaccinated.

574. - But you've already given me

575. 11 shots.

576. - Yes, you're halfway done.

577. Come here.

578. - No.

579. - Freddie, come on now.

580. - I have a spatula.

581. - Hey, we gotta be

582. at the airport in 45 minutes.

583. - I better finish packing.

584. - What are those? Snacks?

585. - Uh-huh.

586. - Fat cakes?

587. - These are low-fat fat cakes.

588. - For who? The health conscious

589. fat cake eater?

590. - Just help me pack.

591. - Okay.

592. - Just one last shot, Freddie.

593. Come across the hall

594. and I'll give it to you at home.

595. - No, let's just do it here

596. and get it over with.

597. - Um, this one doesn't go

598. in your arm.

599. - Well, then, where does it—?

600. Oh, man.

601. - We'll meet you down

602. in the lobby in five minutes.

603. - Hurry!

604. No, no, Mom,

605. I don't want a shot. It's going

606. to hurt so bad. I'm gonna pass

607. out.

608. - Okay, are we ready?

609. Oh, let's see.

610. Packed suitcases, done.

611. Turn off heat, done.

612. Keys in pocket, done.

613. Crumple list and toss casually

614. in the trash can, yep.

615. Close enough.

616. - Do you have

617. the plane tickets?

618. - We don't need tickets.

619. Socko says we're gonna be

620. the only people on the plane.

621. - You got us a private jet?

622. - No.

623. - Better?

624. - No.

625. Come on. This way.

626. Keep it coming.

627. Oh, watch where you step.

628. - So, your name is Freight Dog?

629. - Yeah.

630. And this is my pepperoni.

631. - Well, thanks

632. for letting me smell it.

633. - This is your airplane?

634. - Yeah.

635. - Wow, this is almost as nice

636. as a gas station men's room.

637. - Thanks.

638. - Oh, what are all

639. the possums for?

640. - That's my cargo on this trip.

641. Anything anybody wants

642. transported overseas, I fly it.

643. - Are the possums safe?

644. - No, ma'am.

645. They're full of disease.

646. - Oh.

647. - Okay, let's fly.

648. - Wait, um, where's the restroom

649. on this plane?

650. - Oh, here you go.

651. If you guys fill that one up,

652. I got more buckets in the back.

653. - Excuse me,

654. I am not going to do my business

655. in this bucket.

656. I'm a lady.

657. - Oh, right.

658. Sorry. Here.

659. - That poor bucket.

660. - Yeah, you have no idea.

661. - Oh.

662. - This is insane.

663. - I know.

664. I can't believe

665. I'm flying to Japan

666. on a cargo plane

667. surrounded by poss-eye.

668. - Poss-eye?

669. - What is poss-eye?

670. - It's the plural of possum.

671. - No, it's not.

672. - One possum, many poss-eye.

673. - That's so stupid.

674. - It is not.

675. - I'm having anxiety.

676. - Okay.

677. - Are you cold?

678. - A little bit.

679. - Maybe we should snuggle

680. close together,

681. you know, to keep warm and—

682. - No.

683. - All right.

684. - Hey, look at me

685. with a possum.

686. Sam, don't eat him.

687. - I'm not gonna—

688. I'm not gonna eat him.

689. - Sam, be careful

690. with that thing.

691. You don't know where it's been.

692. - Like we know where Sam's been.

693. - How is everybody doing?

694. - Shouldn't you be flying

695. the plane?

696. - What do you think

697. this rope's for?

698. See?

699. - We get it.

700. Let it go.

701. - Hey, why are you taking all

702. these possums to Japan anyway?

703. - Oh, they're not going

704. to Japan.

705. They're going to Korea.

706. Possi are the most popular pets

707. there now.

708. - But wait, Socko said

709. you are taking us to Japan.

710. - No, I'm taking you over Japan.

711. - Over?

712. - What?

713. - Here, hold my pepperoni.

714. - Oh, may I?

715. - Yeah.

716. Welcome to Japan.

717. We should be over Tokyo

718. in about five minutes.

719. That's when you jump.

720. I recommend using a parachute.

721. Who wants one?

722. Goggles, get your goggles here.

723. You can't go up

724. without your goggles.

725. Here we go, ma'am.

726. Take one for yourself.

727. Here you go, son.

728. - Okay, thank you.

729. - We're parachuting into Japan?

730. Can someone hand me

731. the pink bucket?

732. If you guys

733. wanna land in Tokyo,

734. you better jump

735. in the next two minutes.

736. - I am not putting on

737. this parachute.

738. I would rather go to Korea

739. with the diseased possi.

740. - How could your friend Socko

741. not have mentioned

742. that we'd have to jump out

743. of the plane into Japan?

744. - He might have mentioned it.

745. He said Freight Dog

746. could drop us in Japan.

747. I didn't realize

748. he actually meant "drop us".

749. - We've got to get

750. to the iWeb Awards

751. so let's just jump.

752. - Guys, there's no way my mom

753. is jumping out of this airplane.

754. - I know how to make her jump.

755. - No chance.

756. She's been afraid of heights

757. ever since—

758. OMG!

759. - I'm coming, Freddie.

760. Pechangaaahhh!

761. - Okay. Who's next?

762. - Ladies first.

763. - All right.

764. - Oh.

765. Hold my hand.

766. - Ready?

767. - Shouldn't we count

768. to three first?

769. - No. Just scream.

770. - When?

771. - Now.

772. - Good job.

773. - Brother,

774. you've got to jump now.

775. - All right.

776. Sorry, my friend here

777. is just a little nervous.

778. Hello. Konichiwa.

779. - No, I didn't mean

780. to turn you on.

781. I'm sorry.

782. - Good job.

783. Whoa.

784. That was insane.

785. - I know.

786. - We're in Japan.

787. I know.

788. - Where's the sushi bar?

789. - I can't get out

790. of this psychotic parachute.

791. Stupid thing.

792. I can't believe we were forced

793. to jump into Japan.

794. When I see Spencer,

795. I am going to tell him

796. in no uncertain terms that—

797. Here I come.

798. - Mom.

799. Come on.

800. Are you all right?

801. - What happened?

802. - Are you all right?

803. - Are you okay?

804. - Yeah.

805. Whoa.

806. Whoa. That was intense.

807. - Hey, you're collar broke.

808. - Oh, yeah.

809. Well, at least now

810. I don't have to worry about—

811. - I think Freight Dog

812. threw our luggage

813. out of the plane.

814. - What makes you think that—?

815. - The fat cakes are okay.

816. - Hey, did anybody see

817. my red backpack come down?

818. - Okay.

819. I think that's everything.

820. - MRS.

821. My head. What happened?

822. - Finally.

823. - The front desk

824. is right over there.

825. Thank you so much.

826. Thank you, officer.

827. - I don't know

828. what we would have done

829. if you hadn't found us.

830. - Oh, you would have

831. slowly starved in the wilderness

832. until you all perished

833. and were eaten by wild animals.

834. - Right.

835. - Well, thanks so much.

836. - He was nice.

837. - He was weird.

838. - I took his handcuffs.

839. - I'll go check us in.

840. - Haven't you done enough?

841. - I'll do it.

842. - I'll go with you.

843. - Hi.

844. - Hello.

845. Welcome to Hotel Nakamura.

846. May I help you?

847. - Yeah. We're checking in.

848. - Oh, honeymoon couple.

849. - No. My name is Carly Shay.

850. We have reservations

851. through the iWeb Awards.

852. Yes, let me check

853. and see what room you are in.

854. - This is a catastrophe.

855. You must speak with me now.

856. - Excuse me,

857. but we were here first.

858. - Fermer la bouche.

859. I was supposed to have

860. a separate room for my poopit.

861. - Your poopit?

862. - What's a poopit?

863. - Poopit.

864. - Puppet?

865. - Okay.

866. - Look, I had a really tough day

867. which included

868. jumping out of a cargo plane

869. full of possums

870. and wandering

871. in the Japanese wilderness

872. for seven hours, so I—

873. - I cannot share a room

874. wiz zees puppet.

875. - Sir.

876. - I got this.

877. - Oompe.

878. - Can I please check in?

879. Yes.

880. The iWeb Awards

881. have provided you

882. with a double suite.

883. I hope you find the rooms

884. to your liking.

885. - Thanks.

886. - Thank you.

887. - Cool.

888. - Okay, we're all set.

889. - Awesome.

890. - Finally.

891. - Enjoy your honeymoon.

892. - Stop saying that.

893. - Ooh, nice.

894. - Cool room.

895. - Check it out.

896. - This is so exciting.

897. My first pee

898. in a foreign country.

899. Have fun.

900. - I've got to crash.

901. - Me, too.

902. - So how are we going

903. to split up?

904. Maybe the boys in this room

905. and us, girls, in the other one?

906. - No.

907. - Wouldn't you rather

908. share a room

909. with your sweet son, Freddie?

910. - Freddie needs you.

911. - Guys.

912. - No, Freddie, they're right.

913. - Thanks a lot.

914. - Hey, where'd Spencer go?

915. In here.

916. Look, they leave you

917. with these cute, little candies

918. in the bathroom.

919. I'm loving this hotel.

920. You know they have

921. 24-hour room—

922. It's soap.

923. - Carly,

924. someone's knocking at the door.

925. - Someone's knocking.

926. - I'll get it.

927. - Wake up.

928. - Aaah!

929. - Who is it?

930. Kyoko and Yuki.

931. - Kyoko and Yuki?

932. - Our competition?

933. - Who are Kyoko and Yuki?

934. - The kids who star

935. in one of the web shows

936. we're competing against.

937. - What are they doing here?

938. - Hi.

939. - Hello. I'm Yuki.

940. - Kyoko. Welcome to Japan.

941. - Yes.

942. - Thanks. Come on in.

943. Hi.

944. Hey.

945. - I'm Carly.

946. And that's Sam and Freddie.

947. Oh, of course.

948. We know.

949. - We love your web show.

950. - Hey, we love yours.

951. - Yeah.

952. - Yeah.

953. - It's awesome.

954. Oh, and this is my brother,

955. Spencer.

956. - Konichiwa ohgenkee deskah.

957. - I ate soap.

958. - We just woke up.

959. - At 3:00 in the afternoon?

960. - We slept through breakfast

961. and lunch?

962. - Fat cake.

963. - What are you guys doing here?

964. - Well, we found out that

965. you were staying at this hotel—

966. - And we wanted to welcome you

967. to Tokyo.

968. - Please accept

969. this expensive gift basket.

970. - Thanks.

971. - So, your trip here was good?

972. - Yeah. The plane ride

973. was pretty insane.

974. - Until we had to jump out.

975. - You jumped out

976. of your airplane?

977. - Some jumped.

978. Some were pushed.

979. - We know it sounds weird

980. 'cause well, it was weird.

981. But we're fine.

982. - We are.

983. Some of our luggage fell

984. to its death.

985. - Drowned in a lake.

986. - I thought the soap was candy.

987. - Well, if some of your

988. luggage drowned, as you say—

989. - Would you like us

990. to take you shopping?

991. - Shopping?

992. - Do we have time?

993. - Oh, yes.

994. The iWeb Awards do not start

995. for five hours.

996. - Plenty of time.

997. - Freddie, Freddie,

998. look at this wonderful robes

999. the hotel gives you.

1000. Oh, hello.

1001. Could we get a few extra towels

1002. and some unscented toilet paper?

1003. - They don't work here, crazy.

1004. - They have a web show that

1005. got nominated for an iWeb Award.

1006. - It's a pleasure to meet you.

1007. - They wanna take us shopping.

1008. - Ooh, I'd like to go shopping.

1009. - Oh, well, we would love

1010. for you to join us.

1011. - But for the grownups,

1012. Yuki and I have arranged

1013. traditional Japanese

1014. seaweed massages.

1015. - Massages?

1016. - I could use a good rubbing.

1017. - Here, our cousins work

1018. at the spa just down the street.

1019. You will have

1020. a wonderful massage there.

1021. - Awesome.

1022. - So, shall we go shopping?

1023. - Sure.

1024. Just give us a little time

1025. to shower and get dressed.

1026. - Of course.

1027. - Freddie, make sure you put on

1028. a fresh pair

1029. of antibacterial underpants.

1030. - Mom.

1031. - So, are you nervous

1032. about the competition tonight?

1033. - Sure. A little bit.

1034. - What?

1035. Don't you feel all confident

1036. wearing your antibacterial

1037. underpants?

1038. - At least my underwear

1039. doesn't have

1040. "I heart Las Vegas"

1041. written across the butt.

1042. - You looked in my suitcase.

1043. - I did not look

1044. in your suitcase.

1045. That is so—

1046. Okay.

1047. There's nothing wrong

1048. with wearing underwear

1049. that fights bacteria.

1050. - Yeah.

1051. - Or that was purchased

1052. in a casino.

1053. - Yeah.

1054. - You guys are hilarious.

1055. - Just like on iCarly.

1056. - Well, your guys' show

1057. is really funny, too.

1058. - Thanks.

1059. - Thank you.

1060. - Who brought

1061. his little junior camcorder?

1062. - It happens to shoot

1063. in high def.

1064. - He told you.

1065. - Yuki, weren't we supposed

1066. to turn left back there?

1067. - I know where I'm going.

1068. - But I think we passed

1069. the turn.

1070. - I'm driving, okay?

1071. - Don't be obnoxious.

1072. - And this is real seaweed?

1073. - Hai.

1074. - Wow.

1075. I feel like

1076. a gigantic spicy tuna roll.

1077. So, you're both cousins

1078. of Kyoko and Yuki?

1079. - Yes.

1080. - Oh, my Freddie's very excited

1081. to be competing against them

1082. in the iWeb Awards.

1083. - So is my sister.

1084. Have you ever seen iCarly?

1085. - No.

1086. - Well.

1087. - There, you're wrapped.

1088. - Cool.

1089. - So now, what?

1090. - Now, we go to see a movie.

1091. - A movie?

1092. - And then maybe go

1093. for some Italian food.

1094. - Perhaps some

1095. eggplant parmesan.

1096. - Wait, we don't understand.

1097. - You will soon.

1098. - When are you gonna

1099. unwrap us?

1100. - When the iWeb Awards

1101. are over.

1102. - After Kyoko and Yuki

1103. have won.

1104. - What?

1105. - You guys are kidding, right?

1106. Are you kidding?

1107. - I don't think

1108. they're kidding.

1109. - We've been set up.

1110. Yeah.

1111. I don't think

1112. those Kyoko and Yuki kids

1113. are as nice as they seemed.

1114. - The children—

1115. we have to warn them.

1116. - Relax.

1117. This is just seaweed.

1118. How strong can it be?

1119. - Fight! Fight, Spencer!

1120. - Ah!

1121. Spencer?

1122. - Seaweed can be very strong.

1123. - Why don't you just admit

1124. that you are lost?

1125. - Hey, guys?

1126. - I am not lost.

1127. Why must you disrespect

1128. everything I stand for?

1129. - Huh?

1130. - Hey!

1131. - Kyoko!

1132. - Yuki!

1133. - You guys!

1134. Look, we don't even have time

1135. to shop anymore.

1136. - The iWeb Awards

1137. start in two hours.

1138. - So let's just head back

1139. to our hotel

1140. so we don't miss it, okay?

1141. Yeah. We don't want

1142. that French moron

1143. with the poopit to win

1144. by default.

1145. - [cell phone

1146. ringing and buzzing]

1147. - They are right.

1148. - Yes.

1149. We should get you back

1150. to your hotel

1151. so we can all make it

1152. to the iWeb Awards on time.

1153. - Good.

1154. - Thanks.

1155. - Thank you.

1156. - We are heading back

1157. to the hotel, right?

1158. - 'cause it looks like

1159. we're in the middle of nowhere.

1160. - Okay. We're lost.

1161. - I knew it.

1162. I am sorry, we spoiled

1163. your welcome to our country.

1164. - Oh, come on.

1165. You didn't spoil our welcome.

1166. - Why did we stop?

1167. - We're out of gas.

1168. - And now,

1169. the welcome is spoiled.

1170. - You didn't get gas?

1171. - Yes, I got gas,

1172. then we drove very far

1173. in the wrong direction,

1174. and now gas is gone.

1175. - And the iWeb Awards

1176. start in an hour and a half.

1177. - Well, ain't this sweet.

1178. The five of us

1179. are gonna miss the awards,

1180. so frenchie and his poopit

1181. are gonna win

1182. best comedy show on the web.

1183. - Can't you guys just call

1184. your parents

1185. or someone to come pick us up?

1186. - We don't have cell phones

1187. with us.

1188. - Okay, then I'll just

1189. call Spencer.

1190. - Oh, your American cell phones

1191. don't work in Japan.

1192. - You have ruined everything.

1193. I told you when to turn,

1194. but you refused.

1195. - What about the time you left

1196. my bicycle out on the rain?

1197. - That was nine years ago.

1198. - I'm still upset.

1199. - This is bad.

1200. - What are we gonna do?

1201. - I'm so hungry.

1202. - This is impossible.

1203. - I can't believe we're trapped

1204. by seaweed.

1205. - Seaweed.

1206. - Yes.

1207. - Seaweed is edible.

1208. - So?

1209. - If I can't break my way out,

1210. maybe I can eat my way out.

1211. It's working.

1212. Try it.

1213. - I can't.

1214. We Bensons have short necks.

1215. - Well, don't worry.

1216. I'm gonna have us

1217. out of here fast.

1218. - This is serious.

1219. Why are you laughing?

1220. - Something about Japanese

1221. arguing cracks me up.

1222. - They're leaving the van.

1223. Why are they leaving the van?

1224. - They're fighting.

1225. - Spencer?

1226. What's up?

1227. - What are you doing?

1228. I'm eating.

1229. - Eat faster.

1230. I'm eating as fast

1231. as I can.

1232. I'm out. I'm free.

1233. - You're naked.

1234. - What happened

1235. to our clothes?

1236. Oh, those rotten masseuses

1237. took them.

1238. Ooh, towels.

1239. Don't look.

1240. - Don't worry.

1241. - Okay. I'm good.

1242. - All right.

1243. Now, chew me out of here.

1244. - I can't. I'm full.

1245. - Use that sword on the wall

1246. to cut me out.

1247. Spencer?

1248. - What?

1249. - Your towel fell off.

1250. - Hey, hey, hey,

1251. give me your camcorder.

1252. - Why are you recording this?

1253. - To put on iCarly.com.

1254. Kids love violence.

1255. - Uh-oh. Yuki's got her now.

1256. - You almost kicked me

1257. in the head.

1258. - We have to make this

1259. look like a real fight.

1260. - No problem.

1261. - Come on, Yuki.

1262. Get up and show her

1263. what your foot tastes like.

1264. - Freddie, you're a boy.

1265. Get in there and break it up.

1266. Come on.

1267. - I don't wanna, I'm not going—

1268. I don't wanna—

1269. - You gotta break it up.

1270. - Okay, fine. I will.

1271. Guys. Guys, seriously,

1272. just break it up. This isn't—

1273. - Okay. That is definitely

1274. going on iCarly.com.

1275. - Okay. My towel is on.

1276. - Nice. Let's go.

1277. What's the matter?

1278. - Those massage jerks

1279. locked us in here.

1280. - What? No way.

1281. It's bolted from the outside.

1282. - We've gotta get out of here.

1283. - There's an air vent.

1284. - So?

1285. I'm gonna climb in there,

1286. crawl through the duct

1287. to another room

1288. and get us out of here.

1289. - Okay.

1290. Be careful.

1291. Wow, it's so dark in here.

1292. - You see anything?

1293. No.

1294. It's so dark in here.

1295. Wait, I see a light.

1296. - Oh, good.

1297. It probably leads

1298. to another room.

1299. Yeah,

1300. I'm heading toward it right now.

1301. - What's wrong?

1302. Just throw up

1303. a little seaweed.

1304. - Well, are you getting

1305. any closer to the vent?

1306. Yup.

1307. Just a few more feet,

1308. getting closer to the light.

1309. There, I can touch it.

1310. - Good. Can you get out?

1311. I think so.

1312. Yeah.

1313. Hey.

1314. - Spencer?

1315. - I didn't know.

1316. - Be careful.

1317. - I got it.

1318. - Help.

1319. Can anybody hear us?

1320. - Shut up.

1321. - Let's go.

1322. - Come on.

1323. - My eye look okay?

1324. - Yes.

1325. - For real?

1326. - No.

1327. It's all black and—

1328. Eww, it's throbbing.

1329. Eww, eww, eww.

1330. - All right.

1331. This fight is getting old.

1332. That's how we do it in Seattle.

1333. - Pardon us.

1334. - We had a little incident.

1335. No need to stare.

1336. Arigato.

1337. Oh, my God.

1338. The pain did not help me learn.

1339. Hah, I'm wearing a second towel.

1340. Arigato.

1341. - Thank you.

1342. Thank you.

1343. - I can't believe Kyoko

1344. and Yuki tricked us like that.

1345. It's Freddie's backpack

1346. and it smells

1347. just like his face.

1348. - You know, that seaweed

1349. must be awesome for your skin.

1350. Look at me, I'm glowing.

1351. - The children

1352. have been kidnapped

1353. by evil Japanese web comedians.

1354. What are we gonna do?

1355. - Seriously,

1356. I'm glowing, right?

1357. - I'm really sorry

1358. Sam had to get physical

1359. of you guys.

1360. - I'm sorry, your foot had

1361. to get physical with my eye.

1362. - I'm sorry,

1363. I haven't eaten anything

1364. in four hours.

1365. - Sam?

1366. - Well, listen to my stomach.

1367. - I don't want to listen to—

1368. Oh, my God,

1369. it sounds like Chewbacca.

1370. - Doesn't it?

1371. - It is we who owe you

1372. an apology.

1373. - For ruining your trip

1374. to Japan.

1375. - And any chance for either

1376. of our web shows

1377. to win at the iWeb Awards.

1378. - To apologize,

1379. please allow us to present you

1380. with a special gift.

1381. - Why a gift?

1382. - It's a Japanese tradition

1383. to give someone a gift

1384. after you caused them trouble.

1385. - That's so nice. Where is it?

1386. - It is in our van.

1387. - Yes.

1388. We will both go get your gift—

1389. - While the three of you

1390. stand there.

1391. - You guys don't have

1392. to give us anything.

1393. - Don't disrespect

1394. their traditions.

1395. Is it expensive?

1396. - It is very special.

1397. - Just stay right there.

1398. - And we'll be right back.

1399. - Hey, I thought

1400. the van ran out of gas.

1401. - I don't think we're getting

1402. a gift.

1403. - Maybe they're driving

1404. somewhere to get it.

1405. - No.

1406. They did all this on purpose

1407. so they can ditch us

1408. and then go win the iWeb Award.

1409. - So they're definitely not

1410. giving us a present?

1411. - No.

1412. I feel like we've been

1413. walking for nine years.

1414. - I can't believe

1415. I got a black eye.

1416. Ah, it's still throbbing.

1417. - Yeah, yeah, so is my head

1418. from all your yappin'.

1419. - How long

1420. till the iWeb Awards start?

1421. - Less than half an hour.

1422. - There's no way

1423. we're gonna make it.

1424. Not possible. Zero chance.

1425. - Hey, that's the spirit.

1426. - I'm just being realistic.

1427. - Look, I'm sure Spencer

1428. and Freddie's mom

1429. are doing everything they can

1430. to find us.

1431. And anyway,

1432. aren't you the one who gave us

1433. the only-losers-give-up speech?

1434. - I don't know. I don't listen

1435. to the things I say.

1436. - Well, you did.

1437. And you were right.

1438. So let's not give up now.

1439. - Well, what are we supposed

1440. to do?

1441. - I don't know,

1442. but it's not helping

1443. for you guys keep talking

1444. about how hungry

1445. and miserable you are.

1446. We all know that your eye

1447. is black and throbbing

1448. and we all know you're starving.

1449. So let's forget that stuff

1450. and try to think positively,

1451. all right?

1452. Maybe Spencer and Freddie's mom

1453. will find us in time,

1454. and maybe they'll bring

1455. eye ointment and cheeseburgers.

1456. I just think if we try

1457. and keep a positive attitude,

1458. then maybe we'll—

1459. - I'm depressed.

1460. - Excuse me,

1461. we have an emergency.

1462. - Excuse moi,

1463. I am in the middle—

1464. - I don't have time

1465. to talk to you.

1466. - You don't have time

1467. to talk to me?

1468. - Why am I arguing

1469. with a poodle with a mustache?

1470. Here.

1471. He's yours if you run away.

1472. - Oompe.

1473. Oompe, come back. Oompe?

1474. - Listen, my little sister

1475. and her two friends

1476. were kidnapped

1477. by evil Japanese web comedians

1478. and we don't know

1479. where they are. So if you can

1480. call the police—

1481. - Oh, my god.

1482. - What?

1483. - The chip.

1484. In all this confusion,

1485. I completely forgot

1486. about the chip.

1487. - Chip?

1488. - What chip?

1489. - As soon as Freddie

1490. was old enough to toddle,

1491. I had a locator chip

1492. put in his head

1493. by a questionable doctor

1494. in Venezuela.

1495. - You chipped Freddie?

1496. - Oh, I chipped him

1497. because I love him.

1498. - You mean a locator chip,

1499. like a GPS kind of thing?

1500. - Yes,

1501. but you can never tell him.

1502. - I won't.

1503. Just how do we find him?

1504. - With this.

1505. Welcome to global net.

1506. Please stand by while we locate

1507. Benson, Fredward.

1508. - That is insane.

1509. - Shhh.

1510. Come on, come on,

1511. come on, come on.

1512. - Come on.

1513. - Come on.

1514. - Come on.

1515. - Come on, come on, come on.

1516. - Oh, it's blinking.

1517. - Blinking.

1518. - You guys hear that?

1519. - No.

1520. - Hear what?

1521. Benson, Fredward located,

1522. 12.7 miles northeast.

1523. - Got him.

1524. - Uh-huh.

1525. - Don't worry, Freddie,

1526. mama's coming.

1527. - Spencer's also coming.

1528. - All right. What is going on?

1529. - What do you mean?

1530. - What's the problem?

1531. - I don't know.

1532. It's like I can just barely hear

1533. this thing beeping,

1534. like in the back of my head.

1535. It's so weird.

1536. - You're so weird.

1537. - We're all weird,

1538. let's keep walking.

1539. - MRS.

1540. Come on, come on, come on

1541. Benson, Fredward

1542. is 2.3 miles due east.

1543. - All right.

1544. We're getting closer.

1545. - I'm so glad

1546. I had that GPS chip

1547. installed in Freddie's head.

1548. - Driver, I'm very uncomfortable

1549. back here.

1550. Is there any way

1551. we can open the sunroof?

1552. - Yeah. Sometimes, it opens

1553. if you push very hard.

1554. - Oh, okay.

1555. Watch your heads. Okay.

1556. Come on, ya little sunroof.

1557. I need to unbend my spine.

1558. There you go. Oh. Okay.

1559. Oh.

1560. Oh.

1561. Hey, cool.

1562. We're in a tunnel.

1563. Echo.

1564. - Oh, no. No.

1565. - What?

1566. - I lost Freddie's signal.

1567. - Probably because

1568. we're in a tunnel.

1569. Unable to locate

1570. Benson, Fredward.

1571. - Here.

1572. See if you can get a signal

1573. out there.

1574. - Oh.

1575. - Sorry.

1576. Connecting to satellite,

1577. locating Benson, Fredward.

1578. I got the signal.

1579. No worries.

1580. - I still don't see

1581. why we have to carry Sam.

1582. - Yeah.

1583. Why are we carrying you?

1584. - We're taking turns.

1585. If we ever get lost

1586. in Japan again,

1587. I'm gonna carry you guys.

1588. Yeah.

1589. - Mr. Wilkins?

1590. - Yes, Rolph.

1591. - The iWeb chairman

1592. and his family in the VIP room,

1593. all taken care off.

1594. - Excellent.

1595. And were you able

1596. to get me a hotdog?

1597. - Oh, yes, sir.

1598. - Wonderful.

1599. Have all the nominees

1600. checked in?

1601. - Almost.

1602. One of the teams

1603. in the comedy category

1604. hasn't shown up yet, iCarly.

1605. - Strange. Bite?

1606. - No. Thank you.

1607. - I can't believe

1608. you dropped my GPS unit.

1609. - The cab hit a bump

1610. and it flew out of my hands.

1611. - Well, you should have

1612. gripped it more firmly.

1613. - I'm just a person.

1614. - Well, now, how are we

1615. gonna find the children?

1616. - I don't know.

1617. Maybe we should pull over

1618. and ask those muddy hobos

1619. if they've seen them.

1620. - Driver, pull over

1621. next to those muddy hobos?

1622. - What's a hobos?

1623. - Wait.

1624. Those aren't hobos.

1625. Those are the children.

1626. - Hey. You guys. Carly.

1627. - Spencer!

1628. Are you okay?

1629. - I'm okay. We're okay.

1630. I was so worried about you.

1631. - Oh, Freddie.

1632. - Mom.

1633. - Freddie, you are all muddy.

1634. - Freddie.

1635. - Mom, Mom, please stop.

1636. No, no. It's okay. Mom.

1637. - Hey. Hey.

1638. Heeeeeyyyy!

1639. Did anyone bring food?

1640. - Mom, Mom, I don't think

1641. baby wipes are gonna do it.

1642. - Oh, all right.

1643. I'll sterilize you later.

1644. - How did you find us?

1645. - Oh, Mrs. Benson had a chip.

1646. - Ah?

1647. - Chippewa.

1648. She had a Chippewa Indian

1649. show us the way.

1650. - Is that a black eye?

1651. - Yeah. But I'm fine, it's okay.

1652. - MRS. Oh, Fredward.

1653. - Oh, Mom. Man-handling me.

1654. Stop. I can't breathe.

1655. - The iWeb Awards.

1656. - Huh?

1657. - Freddie, Freddie, how long

1658. till the iWeb Awards start?

1659. - Ah! Um, uh, about five

1660. minutes.

1661. - Oh, man.

1662. - But the comedy shows go last.

1663. - Well, come on.

1664. Let's try and make it.

1665. - We got to go. We got to go.

1666. - Okay. Everyone in?

1667. - Not really.

1668. - Seatbelts on.

1669. - Oh. Wait! Wait!

1670. No, no, no. Stop, stop!

1671. Spencer?

1672. Spencer?

1673. Why are you on the ground?

1674. - Oh, just being lazy.

1675. - Well, come on— come on.

1676. Hurry, get up!

1677. - I'm going. I'm trying.

1678. - Okay, let's go.

1679. - Get the thingy. Get the

1680. thingy.

1681. - I'm getting the thing.

1682. I'm getting thing.

1683. Go, go, go.

1684. We're gonna be late.

1685. Five seconds till the show.

1686. Ready camera one.

1687. - WOMAN #2: First shot up.

1688. - And we're live.

1689. - Go one.

1690. Welcome

1691. to the international iWeb Awards

1692. coming to you live

1693. from Tokyo, Japan.

1694. The international

1695. web commission—

1696. - Here we go.

1697. Now, please

1698. welcome your host, Victor Price.

1699. - Thank you. Thank you so much.

1700. Thank you.

1701. Settle down. Settle down now.

1702. Settle.

1703. You know,

1704. there are so many reasons

1705. why I'm standing here

1706. on this stage,

1707. coming to you

1708. live from Tokyo, Japan,

1709. hosting the iWeb Awards.

1710. The main reason—

1711. Well, the Oscars,

1712. they didn't want me, so.

1713. No, no. I'm kidding.

1714. This is actually

1715. a huge honor for me.

1716. Hi. Wait.

1717. We're iCarly.

1718. - From America.

1719. - As in the United States of.

1720. We're supposed to be competing

1721. in the iWeb Awards competition.

1722. - It's not our fault we're late.

1723. - You can blame Kyoko and Yuki.

1724. - They kidnapped us.

1725. - Then ditched us

1726. in the middle of nowhere.

1727. - With no snacks.

1728. - Or a proper restroom.

1729. I wasn't speaking Spanish.

1730. - Come on, let's just go—

1731. We are performers.

1732. - We're nominees.

1733. - One of the teams

1734. we're competing against

1735. tried to cheat

1736. by getting rid of us.

1737. - What?

1738. - It's nobody's birthday.

1739. You're so random.

1740. Ready, one. Go one.

1741. - We have a little something

1742. special for you.

1743. Are you ready?

1744. Okay. Okay.

1745. All the way from America.

1746. Here they are, Good Charlotte.

1747. - Don't you have tickets

1748. or passes or something?

1749. - Yeah.

1750. They were on our suitcase

1751. that Freight Dog

1752. dropped into the lake.

1753. - Here.

1754. Let me talk to the guy.

1755. Oh. Okay, maybe I didn't

1756. say that quite right.

1757. - Did you understand

1758. any of that?

1759. - Ah, I'm not sure,

1760. but I think he called us

1761. dirty street monsters.

1762. - Look, we're missing the show.

1763. We need to go inside.

1764. - Okay. When I say "now",

1765. everybody scream and run inside.

1766. He can't stop all of us.

1767. - I don't think that's a good—

1768. - Now.

1769. - All right!

1770. Just forget it.

1771. That is fake hair!

1772. What did I say?

1773. Next up are the nominees

1774. for the best cooking show.

1775. - I can't believe

1776. they won't let us in.

1777. - We came this close

1778. and now we finally got here

1779. and we're still gonna lose

1780. by default.

1781. - So now, what?

1782. - I don't know.

1783. - Why don't we all go

1784. back to the hotel and pack up?

1785. - No.

1786. Do you not get that iCarly

1787. is really important

1788. to me and to them?

1789. This was a big deal for us.

1790. - Whatever.

1791. Let's just get out of here.

1792. - No.

1793. I'm going back

1794. over to those security guards.

1795. - But they don't speak English.

1796. - I'm going to distract them.

1797. When I do, you all run

1798. inside that door.

1799. - Now, come on. Let's go.

1800. Go, go, go, go, go.

1801. Pechangaaahhh!

1802. - Hey, that's enough shaking.

1803. The onions are ready for action.

1804. - Has the American

1805. comedy show team arrived yet,

1806. iCarly?

1807. - No, sir.

1808. They haven't checked in.

1809. - Shame.

1810. Well, go on and mark them

1811. as a forfeit.

1812. Let them know in the booth.

1813. - Yes, sir. Control booth.

1814. We have a change in the lineup.

1815. - See anyone?

1816. - All clear.

1817. - Let's go.

1818. - Come on.

1819. - Hi.

1820. I see you found your hair.

1821. - Oompe, you cannot be in love

1822. with a pussycat.

1823. You come from different worlds.

1824. - Ow.

1825. - Okay.

1826. Mom.

1827. - Freddie.

1828. - Pushy.

1829. - None of us speak Japanese.

1830. - Oh, good. He's got

1831. a Japanese-English dictionary.

1832. - Okay.

1833. He's looking up something.

1834. This is progress.

1835. - He's gonna say something.

1836. - Hello.

1837. - Hello.

1838. - Thank you.

1839. We thank you.

1840. Viva la France.

1841. - Okay.

1842. We're gonna have to skip the

1843. web show from America, iCarly,

1844. because they were not able

1845. to make it here tonight.

1846. So, up next for best comedy,

1847. please welcome

1848. a hometown favorite

1849. from right here in Tokyo,

1850. Kyoko and Yuki.

1851. - Look.

1852. Oh, great.

1853. We were supposed to go on

1854. before them.

1855. - Those are

1856. the Internet delinquents

1857. who tricked these children

1858. and us.

1859. - We were seaweeded

1860. to massage tables.

1861. - We are supposed

1862. to be out there.

1863. - Lasagna.

1864. - Kyoko and Yuki cheated.

1865. - That's how I got

1866. this black eye.

1867. - These kids are nominees.

1868. - Why does your soap

1869. look like candy?

1870. - I have—

1871. a—

1872. bladder infection.

1873. - Can't you guys go get someone

1874. that speaks English?

1875. - Forget it, these donut holes

1876. can't understand anything.

1877. - We have to communicate

1878. with these guys.

1879. - We can't.

1880. - We can't with words.

1881. - Huh?

1882. - Let's act it out for them.

1883. - Act what out?

1884. - Everything that's happened

1885. to us since we got to Japan.

1886. - Do it.

1887. - Okay.

1888. You wanna know what happened?

1889. Here's what happened.

1890. We do a comedy show on the web.

1891. - You know,

1892. a show on the Internet.

1893. - A comedy. Like—

1894. - See, comedy?

1895. - You are eating too fast.

1896. - You are eating too slow.

1897. - And then, all five of us

1898. got on a horrible airplane.

1899. - Airplane.

1900. - Airplane.

1901. - And the plane

1902. was filled with poss-eye.

1903. - Many possums.

1904. - Possum.

1905. - Possum.

1906. - Possum.

1907. Possum.

1908. - Possum.

1909. - Possum.

1910. - Possum.

1911. - Possum.

1912. - Possum.

1913. - Possum.

1914. So Freight Dog said

1915. that we had to jump

1916. out of the plane.

1917. - Jump.

1918. - Jump.

1919. - Jump.

1920. - Jump.

1921. - Jump.

1922. - Jump. Jump. Jump.

1923. Yes. Yes.

1924. We had to jump

1925. out of the plane.

1926. Jump.

1927. - We lost the graphics.

1928. - No video feeds

1929. to the big screen.

1930. - Try to fix it. Camera four.

1931. Four up.

1932. - Jump.

1933. - What's going on?

1934. Who are those girls?

1935. - Kill the big screen.

1936. - I can't.

1937. I don't know where

1938. the video feed is coming from.

1939. And with his parachute.

1940. A parachute.

1941. His feet

1942. hit Freddie's mom

1943. in the head, knocked her down.

1944. Kind of like this.

1945. - Wait, those are the girls

1946. from iCarly.

1947. - Isn't that the stupid

1948. security guard from outside?

1949. - Go find out where they are.

1950. - Right.

1951. - And when we were checking

1952. into our hotel,

1953. this French guy—

1954. - Who is also a nominee—

1955. - Kept butting in

1956. with his stupid puppet.

1957. And he was all—

1958. - Stupid?

1959. - "this is my poopit."

1960. - "Look

1961. at my beautiful poopit."

1962. - "I need a separate room

1963. for my poopit."

1964. - Puppet.

1965. - Puppet.

1966. - Puppet.

1967. - Puppet.

1968. - This isn't fair.

1969. - iCarly forfeited.

1970. - These girls are a crack-up.

1971. - Oh, go eat your lengthy corn.

1972. - Hey, I found

1973. where the signal's coming from.

1974. Should I shut it down?

1975. - No way.

1976. The audience loves them.

1977. - And we thought Kyoko and Yuki

1978. were fighting for real.

1979. - So Sam broke up the fight

1980. by flipping them.

1981. Sam?

1982. - The video feed is coming

1983. from the utility room

1984. by the control booth.

1985. - Be back in a flash.

1986. - And while we were

1987. with Kyoko and Yuki,

1988. my brother—

1989. And this lady.

1990. —they couldn't help us

1991. 'cause they were getting

1992. massages from Kyoko

1993. and Yuki's cousins.

1994. - Massage?

1995. - Massages.

1996. - Massage? Massage.

1997. - Massages.

1998. - See? Massages.

1999. Massages.

2000. - And the next thing we knew,

2001. Kyoko and Yuki

2002. jumped in their van

2003. and ditched us.

2004. - Which made us very sad.

2005. - There you are.

2006. Yes, finally.

2007. - Hey, it's the iWeb guy

2008. from the v-mail.

2009. - And he speaks English.

2010. - Sweet English.

2011. - Indeed.

2012. Get him some cranberry juice.

2013. iCarly people, come with me.

2014. - And even though

2015. that wasn't exactly

2016. how we planned for the show

2017. to go tonight,

2018. we are very glad

2019. to have the performers—

2020. - Wow. Good crowd.

2021. Wait. So when do we perform?

2022. And why was that funny?

2023. - You've already won.

2024. - Huh?

2025. - What do you mean?

2026. - The winners of the iWeb Award

2027. for best web comedy show,

2028. iCarly.

2029. - Oh, my God!

2030. But how did we win?

2031. - They didn't even see us

2032. perform.

2033. - Yeah, they did.

2034. - How?

2035. - A little Freddie techno magic.

2036. - Oh, my God.

2037. - Yes!

2038. - Go, Freddie!

2039. - We didn't do anything.

2040. - You can't do this to us.

2041. - iCarly forfeited.

2042. We are in the show.

2043. We are performers.

2044. What are you doing?

2045. What are you doing to us?

2046. No, no.

2047. - You stupid poopit.

2048. - MRS.

2049. Oh, I feel seasick.

2050. This is horrible.

2051. No kidding.

2052. - The worst.

2053. You guys didn't wanna

2054. go back on Freight Dog's plane

2055. and this was

2056. the best transportation Socko

2057. could get us.

2058. Well, Socko

2059. should stick to making socks.

2060. Don't they have any food

2061. on this boat?

2062. Oh, wait,

2063. I've got a whole bag

2064. of Japanese candy.

2065. Awesome.

2066. Finally.

2067. - Thanks.

2068. This is soap!

2069. Oh, yeah.

2070. - I love iCarly.

2071. This cake is for you.

2072. It says: "iCarly,

2073. Carly, Sam, and Freddie"

2074. and then it says: "You—

2075. Oh. "Rock".

2076. - Peace out.

2077. Bye.

2078. Mmm!