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565. is tomorrow night.
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570. - Yeah.
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571. You and Shelby got
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574. you hate each other.
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575. - Why?
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580. - Well, try.
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581. Here pretend I'm Shelby.
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582. Now, say something
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583. to get me mad.
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584. - Okay.
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585. Um...
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586. Hey, you want a piece of me?
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587. Well, too bad.
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588. No pieces for you. Jerk.
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589. - We'll work on it.
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590. - Thirsty. So thirsty.
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591. - Here, we sit on this side.
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592. - Oh, thank God, water.
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596. - At least
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606. - Ahh.
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609. - Here she comes. Shelby!
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610. - Shelby, what's up champ?
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611. - Shelby!
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615. - Trash talk, okay.
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620. with our two fighters,
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622. and, of course, Shelby Marx.
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623. - But first,
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629. from the hospital yesterday
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631. Wave to the people, Edith.
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632. Carly, why don't you
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634. - Ah, sure.
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635. - Trash talk.
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636. - Okay.
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637. Hi.
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641. and, you know,
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643. Oh, and I'm gonna give her
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644. a good pop in the mouth.
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645. Questions?
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646. - Yes, Carly. You've never
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647. fought anyone before.
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648. What makes you think you can
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649. take on a great fighter
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650. like Shelby Marx?
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651. - Oh, good question.
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652. Um,
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654. a great fighter,
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655. but I say she's just a punk.
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656. And not the cool kind.
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657. - Carly.
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658. - Yeah, question?
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661. and kicking power?
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662. - Oh, no, I wasn't saying—
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665. of Shelby Marx 'cause Shelby is
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667. She's all hype.
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668. - Don't overdo it.
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669. - I got this.
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671. she'll knock Shelby Marx
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672. on her butt in the first
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673. 30 seconds of the fight.
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674. - Oh, does she?
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675. - Maybe not the first
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676. 30 seconds.
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677. - Sit down, Shelby.
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678. No one wants to hear you
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679. run your mouth.
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680. - Wow.
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681. - Ooh.
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682. - Are you kidding me?
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683. - Don't you talk
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684. to my granddaughter like that.
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685. - Sit down, old lady.
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686. - I'm pretty sure
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688. - Okay if Carly is so tough,
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689. let's go right now.
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690. - Bring it.
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691. - Get her off me!
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692. Get her off me!
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693. - Unbelievable.
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697. - Help me. Help!
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700. - I—
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701. - Listen!
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702. I was gonna
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705. Hard.
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706. - Hard?
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707. - That was awesome!
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710. - She does.
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711. - Oh, well, that's bad.
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712. - You're making too big a deal
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713. out of this.
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714. - No, I'm dead.
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715. Shelby Marx is
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717. - Carly—
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718. - Everybody said,
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720. fight Shelby Marx.
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721. It'll just be for fun."
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723. No. Now she hates me.
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725. and kick me in my head
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726. until I talk like—
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727. - Well, you shouldn't have
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728. attacked her grandmother.
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729. - I didn't attack anyone!
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730. You started a big ruckus with
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732. - Ruckus.
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733. - It's a word.
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734. It's Shelby. Ah!
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735. I'm not here.
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736. - You texted?
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737. - Hey Doc, I wanted
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738. to talk to you
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739. about this allergy medication
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740. you gave me.
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741. - Okay, what?
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742. - First I was itching
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743. like crazy,
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744. then I was sweating
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745. like an animal,
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746. and now I'm insanely thirsty,
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747. no matter how much water
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748. I drink.
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749. - I told you to get rid
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750. of your allergies forever,
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752. with some side effects.
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753. - Okay, but you're sure
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754. these pills are safe?
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755. - Man, you ask
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756. a lot of questions.
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757. - Hey, you guys,
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758. we're on the news.
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759. - Turn it up.
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760. - But the press conference
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761. erupted in chaos
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762. when Carly Shay tackled
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763. the elderly grandmother
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764. of her opponent, Shelby Marx.
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765. - I didn't tackle
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767. We were pushed
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768. and I fell on her.
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769. - She can't hear you.
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770. - And with Shelby's
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771. fighting skills,
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773. to be Carly Shay,
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774. stepping into that octagon
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775. with her on Saturday night.
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776. - Man, that girl's gonna
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778. Good luck
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779. with your allergy pills.
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780. - Thanks.
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781. - Well, that's it.
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782. I'm canceling the fight.
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783. - Aww.
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784. - I think you have to.
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785. - Agreed.
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786. - What, Gibby?
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787. - Why'd you tackle
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788. her grandmother?
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789. - I didn't.
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790. - But I saw
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791. the press conference
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792. and it looked to me that—
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793. don't slam the door.
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794. - And that's why garbage cans
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795. make really bad underwear.
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796. - Right, Gibby?
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797. - This is so uncomfortable.
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798. - Um, okay, that's it
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799. for "iCarly" tonight.
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800. - Uh, except for...
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801. - Oh, yes, except
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802. for one announcement.
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803. I've decided to cancel
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804. the fight
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805. between me and Shelby Marx.
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806. - Fight's off, people.
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807. - Sorry, but I decided
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808. I like my face
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809. and I don't want
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810. to see it rearranged.
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811. - So until next time. Bye.
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812. - Buh-bye.
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813. - Cinco.
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814. - Quatro.
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815. - Cheese. Cheese.
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816. - Onions. Onions.
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817. - Later.
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818. - And we're clear.
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819. - Can I take this thing
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820. off now?
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821. - Uh, wait one sec.
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822. You guys think it's possible
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823. to give a guy wearing garbage
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824. can underpants a wedgie?
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825. - No, not possible. Mm-mm.
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826. - No, not possible.
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827. - Let's see.
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828. - No, no, no, Sam.
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829. Sam, Sam, it's possible.
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830. No, it's possible.
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831. It's very, very possible.
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832. No!
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833. - Well, yeah, I just can't
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834. believe that Carly
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835. is backing out of the fight.
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836. I mean,
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837. first she challenges me,
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838. then she body slams
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839. my grandma.
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840. And then she just
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841. chickens out?
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842. - It's pretty lame, isn't it?
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843. - Well, yeah.
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844. Carly's disappointing
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845. all my fans,
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846. all her "iCarly" fans,
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847. oh, and the fight
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848. was gonna raise a lot of money
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849. for a good charity.
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850. - To help animals?
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851. - Uh-huh, we were gonna help
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853. find good, loving homes.
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854. But now 'cause Carly
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855. backed out,
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856. this little baby
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857. has nowhere to go.
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858. - So sad.
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859. - I'm never watching
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860. "iCarly" again.
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861. - What's your problem?
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862. - Huh?
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863. - Why'd you chicken out
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864. of the fight?
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865. - Oh, I didn't chicken out.
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866. I just—I was afraid
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867. that Shelby would hurt me,
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868. so I canceled because—
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869. to make sure that—
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870. there's nothing wrong with
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871. chickening out once in a while.
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872. - Chicken.
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873. - Hey, dude, you know everybody
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874. is giving me and Freddie
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875. a hard time 'cause
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876. you backed out of the fight.
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877. - I know. I got called a coward
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878. in the parking lot
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879. and those kids just called me
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880. a chicken and made me feel bad.
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881. Gibby. Hey, you get why I had
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882. to cancel the fight, don't you?
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883. - Duh, can we talk later?
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885. with you in public.
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886. - Gibby, why are you
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887. talking to her?
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888. - I'm not. I was just calling
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889. her a chicken.
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890. Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
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891. Call me later.
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892. Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
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893. - Ah, don't let it bug you.
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894. Kids can be mean.
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895. - Carly's a chicken.
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896. - Hi.
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897. - One sec.
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898. - Hey, Socko, Happy Birthday,
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899. buddy, buddy, buddy!
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900. Socko and I always do that
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901. on each other's birthday.
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902. - I know.
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903. So how's your thirst problem?
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904. - Gone.
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905. These pills are awesome.
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906. I still have
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907. no allergy problems
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908. and I think all the crazy
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909. side effects are over.
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910. - Yay.
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911. - So how was school today?
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912. - Bad.
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913. Everyone, even teachers
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914. are calling me a coward
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915. for backing out of the fight.
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916. - Aw, one sec, hey Socko,
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917. Happy Birthday, buddy,
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918. buddy, buddy!
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919. - Socko and I always do that
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920. on each other's birthday.
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921. - You do it twice?
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922. - No.
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923. - So how was school today?
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924. - Still bad.
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925. About your allergy medication?
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926. - Uh-huh?
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927. - Wasn't one of the possible
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928. side effects
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929. short-term memory loss?
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930. - Yeah.
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931. So how was school today?
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932. - Come in.
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933. - Hey, guys.
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934. - Hey, is that a new shirt?
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935. - Yeah.
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936. - Nice.
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937. - Thanks.
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938. You've been
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939. - No, why?
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940. - Over a hundred thousand
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941. comments in the past 24 hours.
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942. - A hundred thousand?
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943. - Yeah, almost all of 'em
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944. about the fight.
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945. - Let me guess.
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946. Carly's a chicken.
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947. Carly's lame. Carly's a coward.
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948. - Most of 'em
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949. weren't that nice.
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950. - Ugh!
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951. - Is that a new shirt?
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952. - Yeah.
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953. - Nice.
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954. - Side effect.
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955. - Ah.
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956. - Hey.
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957. - Our friend Nevel's
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958. been busy.
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959. - Ugh, now what?
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960. - Go to nevelocity.com.
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961. - Go to nevelocity.com.
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962. - Uh-oh.
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963. - So how was school today?
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964. - Awesome.
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965. Thanks for asking.
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966. Well, what's on Nevelocity?
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967. - This.
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968. - Carly Shay has embarrassed
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969. herself yet again
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970. by chickening out of her fight
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971. with Shelby Marx.
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972. Oh, well, at least you can
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973. watch this animated video
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974. I created showing
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975. Carly as she truly is.
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976. Enjoy.
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977. - Is that a new shirt?
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978. - Shh!
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979. - Okay, that's enough.
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980. I got to fix this.
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981. - How?
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982. - I'm gonna fight Shelby.
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983. - You can't.
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984. You smooshed her grandmother.
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985. She's gonna kill you.
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986. - Maybe not if I talk to her.
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987. - So how was school today?
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988. - It blew up, okay!
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989. - Jeez.
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990. - And my friend Sam told me
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991. I was supposed to trash talk.
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992. And then when everyone
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993. started yelling and shoving...
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994. I got pushed
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995. into your grandmother
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996. and then we both just fell over
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997. onto that podium thing.
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998. - Are you sure?
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999. - Absolutely.
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1000. - Finish him.
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1001. - So what are you saying?
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1002. - I'm saying I'm really sorry
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1003. I fell on your grandmother,
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1004. but it was an accident.
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1005. - Okay, I believe you.
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1006. I'm sorry I got all
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1007. in your face.
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1008. - So, the fight.
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1009. - You want to do it?
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1010. - Promise you're not mad
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1011. at me anymore?
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1012. - I promise.
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1013. - And after the fight,
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1014. my face will look
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1015. pretty much just like this?
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1016. - Yeah, I'll go easy,
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1017. no worries.
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1018. - Okay.
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1019. - So we're on, Saturday night.
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1020. - Saturday night.
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1021. - I'll let the press know.
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1022. - Does anyone have any aspirin?
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1023. - It's open.
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1024. - Hey.
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1025. - Hey!
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1026. - Hola!
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1027. - You got my text.
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1028. - Yeah, why are we celebrating?
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1029. - The fight is on.
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1030. - No way.
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1031. - Yeah. I told Shelby
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1032. that I never meant to knock
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1033. her grandmother down
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1034. and she totally understood.
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1035. So we made up
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1036. and the fight's back on.
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1037. - And she said,
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1038. she'll go easy on you,
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1040. your face in?
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1041. - No. She has promised to leave
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1042. my face just like this.
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1043. - Which is why
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1044. we are celebrating.
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1045. - With my not really famous,
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1046. but magically delicious
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1047. spaghetti taco!
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1048. - Some spaghetti
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1049. for Carly's taco.
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1050. - Gracias.
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1051. - De nada. And some for Sam.
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1052. - Quickly.
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1053. - No, relax. Argh!
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1054. Ah.
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1055. - How come you flung Sam's
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1056. spaghetti against the door?
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1057. - I just had, like,
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1058. a muscle spasm.
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1059. - Wasn't that another possible
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1060. side effect
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1061. from your allergy pills?
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1062. - Oh, yeah,
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1063. I think you're right.
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1064. - You're gonna be okay?
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1065. - Yeah, now that I know
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1066. what's going on,
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1067. I can probably control it.
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1068. I can't control it.
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1069. - So the two girls made up
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1070. and have agreed
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1071. to go forward with the fight.
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1072. - So now, Shelby and Carly
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1073. are friends.
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1074. Oh, that just won't do,
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1075. will it, Mr. Tibbles?
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1076. Looks like Nevel has
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1077. some work to do.
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1078. All right, here we have
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1079. Carly and Sam
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1080. at the press conference.
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1081. So now, we just need
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1082. to add some sound,
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1083. which I can steal
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1084. from their web show.
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1085. - Tell 'em what you did.
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1086. - Well, I went down
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1087. to see my grandmother
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1088. and I took her
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1089. to Raging Rapids waterpark.
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1090. - And made her go down
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1091. the mega slide.
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1092. - Mm, yes.
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1093. I had to push her, but when
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1095. she was screaming.
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1096. "Again, again!"
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1097. - And now with
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1098. a few audio tricks.
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1099. - Push her.
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1102. - We can make Sam say...
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1103. - Push her grandmother down.
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1104. Push her. Grandmother. Down.
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1105. Push her grandmother down.
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1106. - That's better. Now watch.
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1107. - We clickie, we draggie.
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1108. - Push her grandmother down.
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1109. - I'll do it.
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1110. - Wait till Shelby Marx
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1111. sees this.
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1112. - Nevel, do you have
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1113. a porcupine in there?
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1114. - No, mother. Shh!
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1115. - Okay, now give me
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1116. an elbow strike here.
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1117. - Hey, Shelby.
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1118. - What's up?
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1119. - This kid says he has
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1120. something important
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1121. to talk to you about.
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1122. - Indeed I do.
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1123. - Okay, what's so important?
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1124. - It's about Carly Shay
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1125. attacking your grandmother.
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1126. - Oh, she didn't really
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1127. attack her.
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1128. It was just an accident.
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1129. - Was it?
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1130. Maybe you should see this.
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1131. Now Shelby, this clip is from
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1132. last week's press conference.
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1133. I was able to boost the audio,
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1134. so you can hear
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1135. what Carly and Sam are saying.
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1136. - Okay.
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1137. - So what should I do?
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1138. - Push her grandmother down.
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1139. - I'll do it.
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1140. - Unbelievable.
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1141. - So it wasn't an accident.
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1142. - Obviously not.
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1143. I suppose you're pretty angry.
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1144. - Uh-huh.
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1145. - And I bet you're gonna punch
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1146. and kick Carly
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1147. extra powerfully.
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1148. - Yeah, I am.
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1149. - Who could blame you?
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1150. - Let's go, Gary.
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1151. - Oh, no.
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1152. - Hello, fight fans,
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1153. and welcome
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1154. to the Seattle Supercenter.
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1155. - Tonight in the octagon,
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1156. CFC phenom,
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1157. Shelby Marx
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1158. will be battling it out
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1159. with internet
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1160. sensation Carly Shay
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1161. from the popular
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1162. web show "iCarly."
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1163. - I'm being told that
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1164. Carly Shay
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1165. has just emerged
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1166. from her dressing room
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1167. and is making way up here
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1168. to the octagon right now.
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1169. - So far no sign
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1170. of Shelby Marx—
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1171. - Whoa, here she comes.
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1172. - Yep, and she definitely has
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1173. a lot of fans here tonight.
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1174. - Whew, check out
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1175. that game face.
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1176. - Wow.
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1177. - She looks pretty intense.
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1178. - Yeah. Hi, Shelby, hey.
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1179. - She looks pretty cheesed off.
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1180. - I thought you made up
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1181. with her.
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1182. - I did. She's just acting
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1183. all tough for the crowd.
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1184. Here, I'll do it too.
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1185. - Hey, Shelby!
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1186. - Pretty scary.
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1187. - Hey, guys.
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1188. - Hi.
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1189. - Gibby!
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1190. - Gib, Gib, Gib.
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1191. - Man, the popcorn
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1192. here is awesome.
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1193. - Ah! So...
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1194. - I'll go get another one.
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1195. - I'll go with you.
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1196. - Bring me back a root beer.
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1197. - Shelby Marx, the reigning
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1198. CFC champion.
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1199. - Hey, check out
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1200. who's sitting over there.
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1201. - Oh, wow, Sir Mix-a-Lot.
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1202. - No, in the front row.
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1203. - Nevel?
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1204. - Gross.
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1205. - Oh, hello iCarly,
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1206. fancy meeting you here.
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1207. - What are you doing here?
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1208. - Yeah, Papperman.
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1209. - Well, I heard Carly
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1210. was going to be fighting
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1211. Shelby Marx,
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1212. and I thought this would be
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1213. a wonderful opportunity for me
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1214. to watch you bleed and cry.
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1215. - Sorry, but this is just
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1216. an exhibition match.
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1217. - Just for fun.
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1218. - Oop, ding ding ding.
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1219. I think that's for you.
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1220. Run along.
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1221. - The Seattle Supercenter
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1222. welcomes you
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1223. to this exhibition match
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1224. between CFC champion
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1225. Shelby Marx and Carly Shay,
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1226. who has a web show.
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1227. - And here comes
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1228. the main event.
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1229. - Okay, you're up, kid.
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1230. - Have fun out there.
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1231. - All right make us proud,
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1232. remember, ah!
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1233. - Dude, not cool.
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1234. - Sorry.
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1235. - You better get out there.
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1236. - Okay.
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1237. - And here we go.
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1238. - Hi.
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1239. - Okay, ladies,
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1240. this is the main event.
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1241. It's showtime.
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1242. Let's give the millions of fans
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1243. watching a good fight.
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1244. Go back to your corners
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1245. and let's
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1246. get ready to rock 'n' roll.
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1247. - Cool. Hey Shelby,
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1248. after the fight, you want
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1249. to go get some smoothies
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1250. with me, Sam and Freddie?
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1251. Oh.
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1252. - You ready?
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1253. - Uh-huh.
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1254. - Mouth open.
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1255. - Okay, kiddo, go out there
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1256. and have fun.
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1257. - I will.
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1258. - Now remember, since this is
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1259. just an exhibition match,
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1260. it's only scheduled
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1261. for one three-minute round.
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1262. - But no one has ever lasted
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1263. a full round with Shelby Marx,
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1264. so I doubt that even matters.
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1265. - Well, thanks for making me
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1266. feel stupid, Marvin.
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1267. - Fighter, are you ready?
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1268. - You got this, Shelby!
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1269. Fighter, are you ready?
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1270. - Love you, Carly!
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1271. - Fight!
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1272. - C'mon Shelby.
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1273. - Come on, Shelby.
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1274. - This is kind of fun, whoo!
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1275. Oh, that was kind of close.
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1276. It's almost like
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1277. you're actually—ah!
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1278. Ow!
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1279. Time-out.
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1280. - Time-out?
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1281. - No time-outs!
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1282. - You can't call a time-out.
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1283. - Well, I just did!
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1284. - We have an
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1285. unofficial time out.
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1286. - Okay, that girl
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1287. is trying to kill me.
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1288. - I thought she was gonna
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1289. go easy on you.
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1290. - That's what she said.
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1291. - I don't know
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1292. what she's doing.
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1293. - Let's go, Shay.
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1294. - Come on, Carly.
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1295. - You got it!
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1296. - You can do it.
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1297. - Come on!
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1298. - Come on! Take her down!
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1299. - Beat her face off!
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1300. - Hi, Shelby, remember how
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1301. you promised to go easy on me
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1302. and not really hit—
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1303. - Let go, Carly.
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1304. Let go of her leg.
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1305. - Shay, hanging on to the left
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1306. leg of the champion.
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1307. Very unusual.
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1308. - What's she doing?
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1309. - I don't think we've seen
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1310. this technique before.
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1311. - Let go of my leg.
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1312. - Never.
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1313. - Hang on to her leg.
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1314. - Don't let go!
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1315. - Never let go!
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1316. - Come on!
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1317. - Hang on!
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1318. - Carly!
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1319. - Stick with her!
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1320. - Marx, trying to shake Shay
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1321. off her leg.
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1322. But Shay is hanging on
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1323. for dear life.
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1324. - Is she allowed to do this?
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1325. - I don't know.
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1326. - Will someone pry this girl
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1327. off my leg so I can punch her?
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1328. - Marx getting frustrated.
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1329. - Carly, only ten seconds
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1330. left in the round.
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1331. - Hang on, kiddo!
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1332. - Okay!
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1333. - Eight more seconds and Carly
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1334. Shay will be the first girl
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1335. to ever last a full round
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1336. with Shelby Marx.
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1337. - In five, four, three,
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1338. two, one.
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1339. - Yeah!
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1340. - That's a foul!
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1341. Isn't that a foul?
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1342. - And there goes Carly Shay,
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1343. running away, screaming.
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1344. - Oh, hey, you got some more.
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1345. - Carly.
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1346. - Carly?
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1347. - I don't know where she is,
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1348. check there.
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1349. - Oh, man.
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1350. - Carly?
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1351. - Definitely not down there.
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1352. - Come on, I don't know.
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1353. - Well, what if she went—
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1354. - Guys, over here.
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1355. - Hey. Nice fighting.
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1356. - Oh, I can't believe it.
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1357. - You rocked. That was amazing.
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1358. - You were awesome.
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1359. You didn't throw one punch
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1360. or kick and you looked
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1361. like a total spaz out there,
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1362. but you lasted a whole round
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1363. with a top notch
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1364. professional fighter.
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1365. Way to be, kid.
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1366. That was awesome.
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1367. - Hey, why's everyone
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1368. getting all-
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1369. - What do you want?
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1370. - To talk to Carly.
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1371. I want to ask her why—
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1372. - Oh.
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1373. I'm so sorry.
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1374. Oof!
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1375. Oh! Ow!
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1376. I'm going
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1377. to go wait in the car.
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1378. - What happened tonight?
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1379. You promised you
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1380. were gonna go easy on me.
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1381. - You promised it was
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1382. an accident
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1383. when you tackled
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1384. my grandmother.
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1385. - It was.
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1386. - Don't lie.
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1387. I saw a video and heard you
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1388. and Sam planning to do it.
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1389. - What video?
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1390. - We never planned it.
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1391. - Are you dating anyone? Oof!
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1392. - All I know is that some kid
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1393. came to my gym
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1394. and played me a video
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1395. showing you guys
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1396. at the press conference
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1397. talking about
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1398. how you were gonna
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1399. push my grandmother down.
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1400. - What kid?
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1401. - I don't know,
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1402. about this tall.
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1403. Our age, round head, polite,
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1404. but super creepy.
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1405. - Nevel.
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1406. - Now I get it.
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1407. - Nevel must have made
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1408. a fake video.
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1409. - That little nub.
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1410. - Maybe he is still here.
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1411. - Go check it out.
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1412. - Right.
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1413. - Nevel's head
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1414. is kind of round.
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1415. - Like a melon.
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1416. - Yeah.
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1417. - Just let me go, I mean it,
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1418. Freddie Benson. I have rights.
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1419. You cannot legally drag me here
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1420. against my will
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1421. or I will drag you
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1422. into the courthouse.
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1423. I will see you there!
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1424. - All right, I let go.
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1425. Gibby, lights.
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1426. - Lights.
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1427. - Okay, Freddie,
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1428. I'm not scared of you.
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1429. - That's cool.
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1430. - Hello, Nevel.
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1431. - I'm not scared of you either.
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1432. - 'Sup Nevel?
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1433. - Okay, you, I'm scared of.
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1434. - Just admit it.
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1435. - Admit what?
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1436. - That you tricked Shelby Marx
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1437. with some fake video.
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1438. - That made it look like
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1439. I meant
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1440. to tackle her grandmother.
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1441. - Ah! I did no such thing.
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1442. Okay, I tricked Shelby.
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1443. So?
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1444. - Hi, Nevel.
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1445. - Oh, dear.
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1446. Oh, okay, okay.
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1447. What are you going to do?
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1448. Ladies, my pants
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1449. are very expensive.
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1450. - Okay, now, most of you guys
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1451. probably watched
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1452. Carly fight Shelby Marx on TV
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1453. a few nights ago.
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1454. - But now Shelby and I are
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1455. actually really good friends.
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1456. - What, you don't believe that?
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1457. - You think I'm lying?
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1458. - Well, well.
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1459. - We'll just have to prove it.
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1460. - Get out here Shelby!
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1461. - Ow! Yeah!
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1462. - Come here.
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1463. - All right.
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1464. - Come here.
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1465. - No hug for the
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1466. technical producer?
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1467. - Oh, come here, Freddie.
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1468. I'm sorry.
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1469. - Now, how can you be sure
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1470. Shelby is really
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1471. our new best bud.
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1472. - Well, only best buds would do
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1473. super slow motion
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1474. spit takes together.
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1475. - With grape juice.
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1476. - While a powerful fan
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1477. blows our hair back.
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1478. - Let's do it.
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1479. - Let's do it.
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1480. - Let's do it.
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1481. - Let's do it.
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1482. - We're doing it.
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1483. - Okay, let's get in real
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1484. close here, nice pretty shot.
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1485. - Okay.
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1486. - Okay.
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1487. - And ready, go.
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1488. - Okay that's it
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1489. for this "iCarly."
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1490. - Till next time...
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1491. - Whoo!
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1492. - Hi, watch me feed baby
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1493. Spencer some salsa.
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1494. Wah, baby want salsa!
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1495. - There you go! There you go!
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1496. - Oh, yummy.
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1497. Baby want to do
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1498. - Okay. Dance, baby.
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1499. - Mmm.
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